Reaper #1: Ayo bro have you seen this blue skinned people? Reaper #2: No but dayum bruh. Reaper #1: Shame we have to reap them for parts. Reaper #2: I don't know but they kinda thicc tho. Reaper #1: Next Cycle? Reaper #2: Next Cycle.
Hard to choose. Best Wrex moment is with Garrus in ME1. “Probably just the wind. Don’t have a panic attack, I’ll protect you.” Grunt (in hidden dialogue in ME3 Citadel DLC): “You just lost the fight for your right to party.” Ok, Grunt wins hands down.
I think one of the funniest things is the firing line scene at 16:53; if Javik says the line he says “What primitives lack in accuracy, they more than make up for in ammunition.” What makes it hilarious is that while everyone else is shooting at the mercenaries, he dumps three rounds from his shotgun into the wall six inches away from him. You can even see the bullet holes in the wall during the cutscene.
I love Grunt But the chemistry will ALWAYS be best with female Shepard especially with that breaking out of hospital thing and then calling Shepard all 'Mommy! I screwed up. Can you get me out of jail?'
Cat6 Mercenaries legit act like typical everyday psychos from the Borderlands universe. For a moment, I deadass was like "WTF, SINCE WHEN WERE THE CALYPSO TWINS GUNNING FOR SHEPARD?!?!"
6:28 Shep: You'll see me again, Halliat. Count on it! Halliat: I rather doubt that. Me: You're right, 'cause I'm about to snipe your camp from the hillside!
I made my friend play mass effect for the first time and didn’t familiarize him with how the dialogue options are TREMENDOUSLY downplaying what shepard actually says or does. He felt so bad for punching the dude in the first mission
![Renegade Shepard: Funny & Ridiculously Evil Moments [ME1]](/img/n.gif)
The first time we all hear Mordin sing, we all laughed.
The last time we heard him sing, we all cried...
I didn't laugh. I applauded. I did however cry the last time he sang. 😔
“Cried at priority Tuchunka or his audio files in the Citadel DLC?” Yes
The bit with Grunt and Wrex had me laughing harder than I wanted 🤣
Shepard, Shepard, Shepard
Sheparrrrrrrd
SHEPAAAAARRRRRDDD
That doesn’t explain why you used my Armor to fix yourself- Shepard
There Was A Hole 🥺- Legion
Reaper #1: Ayo bro have you seen this blue skinned people?
Reaper #2: No but dayum bruh.
Reaper #1: Shame we have to reap them for parts.
Reaper #2: I don't know but they kinda thicc tho.
Reaper #1: Next Cycle?
Reaper #2: Next Cycle.
Makes you wonder how dummy thicc an Asari-inspired Reaper would look like
an asari-based Reaper would have the biggest curves of all the Reapers
@@michelvanderlinden8363An ass to rival Miranda's.
Can't decide what makes laugh harder Wrex in general or all the moments we get parent Shep cause of Grunt :D
'I love ya grunt'
*grunt laughs
Hard to choose. Best Wrex moment is with Garrus in ME1. “Probably just the wind. Don’t have a panic attack, I’ll protect you.”
Grunt (in hidden dialogue in ME3 Citadel DLC): “You just lost the fight for your right to party.”
Ok, Grunt wins hands down.
Ughhh I love Paragon Shepherd, but Renegade Shepherd has me cackling
It’s a shame Renegade Shep basically stabs everyone in the back and becomes a murdering psychopath in ME3…
the "hell garrus, you we're always ugly broke my paragon shep"
i had to romance him after, to soothe the wounds
Does FemShep say the exact same thing?
I don't know the exact words anymore but yeah, Femshep
The sitcom archnemesis vibe between Traynor and T'Souza, complete with epic eye-zooms is hilarious. Liara is right, the truth is often boring.
And the Renegade Shep response is even funnier 🤣
12:18 timestamp for posterity.
I love how Shepard talks to Grunt like he’s a little boy😂😂😂
So many companions have funny dialogue not to mention Rex having some very funny dialogue if you romance Liara.
"Maybe I just don't kiss as good" always makes me chuckle in ME 3
Grunt and the police was just perfect
Wrex's dialogue at 03:11 is way hilarious if you romance Liara, he;s gonna say that probably becuase he doesn't kiss as well.
Shepaaaaaaaaard
Shepard shepard shepard
Wrex? Grunt?
I think one of the funniest things is the firing line scene at 16:53; if Javik says the line he says “What primitives lack in accuracy, they more than make up for in ammunition.” What makes it hilarious is that while everyone else is shooting at the mercenaries, he dumps three rounds from his shotgun into the wall six inches away from him. You can even see the bullet holes in the wall during the cutscene.
The Fulci eye zoom for the Te’susa and traynor standoff is priceless
“Traynor, my shower is for winners.”
I love Grunt
But the chemistry will ALWAYS be best with female Shepard
especially with that breaking out of hospital thing
and then calling Shepard all 'Mommy! I screwed up. Can you get me out of jail?'
Cat6 Mercenaries legit act like typical everyday psychos from the Borderlands universe. For a moment, I deadass was like "WTF, SINCE WHEN WERE THE CALYPSO TWINS GUNNING FOR SHEPARD?!?!"
The mass effect dialogue pause when one character is cutting another off is part of the humor
6:28
Shep: You'll see me again, Halliat. Count on it!
Halliat: I rather doubt that.
Me: You're right, 'cause I'm about to snipe your camp from the hillside!
3:11 this one is funnier if you romanced Liara in ME1 because he adds something along the lines of Liara being good at kissing or something.
23:49 Tali looks like she’s using finger gun 🤣
Also should have added the part where she was getting faded at the mini bar: innnnduction port
I made my friend play mass effect for the first time and didn’t familiarize him with how the dialogue options are TREMENDOUSLY downplaying what shepard actually says or does.
He felt so bad for punching the dude in the first mission
Anything joker says is usually other than thessia
The Citadel dlc felt like an episode of Red vs Blue lol
Sheeeepard. Commaaaander Shepard. Shepard!
i like CAT6 merc intro
ah man I love ME. Great dialogue. Great video
you dont even need to talk to aria to get into the quaentine zone
When you admit guilt, you choose made-up stories
Lmao I haven’t laughed this hard in along time
ShEPaAaaAarD...
Some of these make me realize I miss Kelly’s old design…
how did you get kasumi into mass effect 3?
It's only during one side quest in me3 and then the citadel dlc. She doesn't appear anywhere else.
IM GARRUS VAKARIAN AND THIS IS MY RECTUM!!!
Oh shi...