The fear the voices of the mercenaries in the Citadel DLC when they realized they were fighting archangel...Garrus is a legend all of his own. The only non-krogen on the crew who's feared by his enemies for who he is, and you have a 1000 year old Justiciar, and a 50,000 year old Prothean. Garrus is the clear second in command.
@iamblight707 My favorite part of the Finnal Mission in ME2 is snubbing Miranda when she wants to be leader of the second team and putting Garrus in command. I need someone I know I can trust to not just accomplish the mission but do it the right way.
I love how Mordin is basically like “You wanna fuck a Turian? You have my full support! Here’s what you’ll need come see me if anything goes wrong you crazy kids.”
@@211Shinobudon't forget he also gives Joker advice on how to get freaky with EDI. Mordin is basically the Normandy's weird guidance counselor that hands out condoms with no judgement.
I love Mordin. He's such a good guy. A ruthless pragmatist, but rather than using that as an excuse to disregard people, he chooses the most practical ways to help the most people that he can and disregards any other course of action as ineffective, inefficient, and a waste of time and resources.
He and Wrex are the only companions with the spine to stand up to Shepard when he steps out line with their views. I expect it from a Krogan but to see Mordin willing to fight and die for what he believes in is inspiring.
I just like to imagine Garrus and Shep both having a moment of "are we gonna talk about the fact that a salarian (race known for being asexual/having no sex drive) gave us sex advice?" 😂
Dr. Michel definitely has a thing for Garrus. Her email to Shepard in ME2 is basically: "Oh, hey, you're alive! Also, have you seen Garrus? I've tried contacting him several times but he never answers."
Garrus is just the perfect husband. Suave and confident to the point of cockiness but when it comes to actual courting he is just an absolute flaming mess of a guy stumbling over his own words. I love that dork. No Shepard without Vakarian
haha yeah i cant bring myself to romance either because my canon is them together. i go for miranda or kaidan instead and have garrus and tali as my besties :)
As a diehard Shep/Garrus fan, their interactions in the Citadel DLC are wonderfully adorkable. I also love their back and forth in the Citadel Archive and then when you retake the Normandy.
@@211Shinobulbr, we all know Zaeed has gone up to Garrus at some point and been like "Sooo, you and the Commander, eh? If there's one thing I know about thus goddam mercenary job, it's that there's plenty more fucking going on than anyone else cares to admit." Meanwhile Garrus is just like 🤨🫣
Garrus and Shepard fighting Reapers/Cereberus/collectors/Sheps clone: absolute badasses that inspire awe and a sense of unity/hope in a dark time. Shepard and Garrus at the Citadel: absolute dorks who roleplay, shoot bottles, and dance quite provacatively.
I wish James had more time to be developed, feel like he’d end up being a fan favorite. Definitely more interesting and funny than most of the Human characters that had multiple games to flesh out.
That sass from Jack in ME3 is just SO funny. XD My FemShep was thinking "Actually, that's not how I like i-....Weeeelllllll, now that you've *mentioned* it...."
Y'know, I still find it absolutely F-CKING hilarious that the reason Garrus and Tali weren't romanceable in ME1 was that the designers didn't think people would be into that.
@@211Shinobuconsidering that Mordin already had diagrams... yeah Shepard and Garrus are just the most famous turian/human couple in the galaxy. Not the first.
I'm in love with Garrus, but I'm in the most deepest love with Kaidan. I love how sensitive he is and when I accidentally cheated, I cried for days after hurting him in any way. I dedicate any mass effect stuff to him.
Im honestly a little surprised Shep called out the explosive glass comments, not Zaeed's "ball and chain" one😂. For the most dangerous soldier in the galaxy, girl's not vain.
As a chemist my biggest issue is the lack of knowledge of d- and l- optical rotation of molecules, and their effect on life. But I guess I am not the only "nerd" here....😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, I know that mint is based on dextro-amino acids, and we eat that ish all the time... but then again, I'm just here for Mass Effect being a sci-fi series that actually tries with the science.
2:09 I had an out-of-the-game scare when Kaidan asked if there was something between me and Garrus because I romanced Kaidan in ME1. I wanted to lie to Kaidan so bad because I love them both so much but after a few minutes I got myself together and told the truth. Hardest romantic moment in the game for me.
@@211Shinobu Garrus. I just knew it had to be Garrus. I will always choose Kaiden in ME1 but the romantic journey with Garrus in ME3 just blew me away... On my next run I plan for Kaidan though. I feel like I owe myself the experience of that journey too.
@@AmberlaMaderia I fully endorse your choice! After the hospital conversation with Kaidan as FemShep who moved on to Garrus I think I might only romance Kaidan as maleshep or as a new romance in ME3.
Their relationship platonic or romantic is the reason i got into fanfics. Just the need to see them get some kind of happy end was too strong in my younger years
Ah Tali, our xenophile comrade-in-arms - just like Shepard, capable and downright eager to get that human, turian, or quarian booty (as the case may be) lol
A lot of characters have a biology problem. Garrus wants hybrid babies, and Zaeed tries to fry Shep's clone using a trigger keyed to her DNA, for example.
@@211Shinobu Just look up "I own a musket for home defense" then basically find different variations like a mass effect one, or star wars and stuff. Just as the founding fathers intended.
If you would have cheated on Liara with Garrus, during the talk after the Vasir fight is hilarious. 😂 Shepard: Will you stop for a second? We're jump over several light years. There's time to talk. Liara: About what? Shepard: About us. Liara: Shepard, listen...I'm...Glad you're here... Shepard: You worried there are terminals you might need me to hack? Liara: That's not fair! You were dead! Shepard: I came back! Liara: Yes, you came back! And now Garrus is doing a LOT more than just calibrating the Normandy's guns! (🤣)
Right have i missed something with the last part with garrus 😂 how do you get that part 😂😂 I know it’s at the Citadel party 😂 but is it the chilled vibe of the party? I always pick the loud vibe with dancing version 😂😂😂
Yes, during the "quiet" party Zaeed and Garrus booby trap Shepard's apartment to keep her safe from more clones. Zaeed's biology education was not very good.
[Zaeed]: (private channel with Garrus) C'mon MATE, Get her to TO YOUR ROOM [Garrus]: *Blush* look, I-I don't know about that [Zaeed] trus me *Laughing* [Garrus] very funny Big-Z Ha-hA
It's during his meetup with Shepard in the Citadel DLC. Keep meeting the crew and checking your messages in the apartment and eventually you can invite Vega over. This occurs just before the infamous "pullup scene."
More comments about femShepard’s relationship with Garrus than I thought. Wish there was a mod that allows the player to be with more than one character. I can picture Shepard with both Garrus and Tali as a threesome.
There is a mod for ME3 on PC that allows romancing everyone, I believe it's called Polymod, or something to that effect. There is also No Jealousy mod. >.>
I gotta say, Dr. Michel is a LOT braver than I am for flirting with Commander Shepard's man... O_O Then again so many people have already threatened her it's only fair Shep get a turn at it. By the way love your Shepard's design! Mind sharing the face code?
It's nice to find an NPC that hits on the squad and not on Shepard. In my headcanon she's the doctor Kaidan went on a date with, but she spent the evening asking him about where Garrus was. Thank you for liking my Shep! She's no beauty queen, but I love her. I will share her code with you if you promise to take good care of her and romance Garrus at least once.
@@211Shinobu That's a good point xD It's also why I really like how Tali and Garrus become an item if you don't romance either one. Not only because they deserve happiness, but nice to acknowledge they have romantic lives even if they don't end up with Shepard. Absolutely I will :) Most of the time as Female Shepard I wind up romancing Garrus even if I intend to romance someone else xD
You even missed an interaction with Kasumi in ME3 when she is wondering who joined the crew this time and when Shepard says that Garrus is here she says something like "Of course he is" 🙄😆
The hardest decision is choosing a team mate to come with you and Garrus on a mission.
I love triple overload spam, so it's often Miranda or Kaidan, but Liara and Krogan are also good! Or just about anyone, really.
It’s Kasumi for me😄
@@mysteriousastrolabe I've only recently been playing with Kasumi and she's great.
Tali. Those two been with me from the get-go. Trusted me more than everyone else (practically combined)
I play a sniper infiltrator and it's really annoying that i always have another sniper with me (garrus ofc)
"How many times have you romanced Garrus instead of anyone else in the crew?"
"... you can romance the others?"
I have romanced others, but Garrus is still the best LI for my Shep.
It wouldn't be a full ME experience to me without Garrus romance. I basically treat the trilogy as dating simulator for the true love of my life.
@@MKanakaredes Totally worth it.
@@211Shinobu Thane do be up there though.
@@LS-jv9hp Thane is cool! He's just not for my Shep.
There's a reason that Garrus is always the first recruitable squad member and it's because THERE'S NO SHEPARD WITHOUT VAKARIAN!
The first time I save imported and saw Garrus I almost cried. "Garrus, help me! I'm working for CERBERUS."
The fear the voices of the mercenaries in the Citadel DLC when they realized they were fighting archangel...Garrus is a legend all of his own.
The only non-krogen on the crew who's feared by his enemies for who he is, and you have a 1000 year old Justiciar, and a 50,000 year old Prothean. Garrus is the clear second in command.
It’s weird that he’s an optional squad mate in me1 and I believe 3 aswell
@iamblight707 My favorite part of the Finnal Mission in ME2 is snubbing Miranda when she wants to be leader of the second team and putting Garrus in command. I need someone I know I can trust to not just accomplish the mission but do it the right way.
I love how Mordin is basically like “You wanna fuck a Turian? You have my full support! Here’s what you’ll need come see me if anything goes wrong you crazy kids.”
I like that he's already prepared materials and briefed EDI.
@@211Shinobudon't forget he also gives Joker advice on how to get freaky with EDI. Mordin is basically the Normandy's weird guidance counselor that hands out condoms with no judgement.
@@khaleesireyna731 He's the cool uncle along with Wrex.
Reminds me of my grandmother.
@kharper0527 hes like that one older brother/uncle that dont gaf abt what you do buf cares about you
MShep: "Me and my best friend out here saving the galaxy from the reapers"
FemShep: "Swiggity Swooty I'ma coming for that Turian booty!"
Also, we save the galaxy on the side.
The shepard twins.
Neither can resist the dextro charm.
@@seal2560 That's right!
Garrus: Hey I’m the one who’s supposed to have reach! Not Flexibility!
@@lordextinction8322 Why not both?
"The three of us? Well hmmm~"
Fcking mood ❤❤❤❤❤❤
Inside Tali, there are two wolves;
One wants to screw Shepard, the other wants to screw Garrus.
I thought I knew everything about the mass effect games. But today I learned that the targeted ads call out how thirsty you are for Garrus 😂
Even random ads ship Garrus and Shepard!
The ads are the creepiest shit. Ugh.
@@M.Datura I've been recording the Elcor Hamlet ones and the guy's stare is seriously offputting.
That is some direct advertising
@@deontaeavila3514 I also like the ones that say "You've recently been dead."
"I can already hear the old ball-and-chain frowning!" XD
Zaeed is so underrated.
He's not my favorite, but his VA Robin Sachs did a great job, RIP.
Zaeed and Kassumi didn't get cutscenes, but they are the most interesting
@@iamblight707 >Yeah, for DLC characters, that are human to boot, they are rather interesting.
i bring him on the team just for that swear word every five minutes
I don't care what anyone says, I can fight all the reapers if I have my main turian Garrus by my side.
Remember he took the kill shot!
There is no shepherd without vakarian
@@morganjenkins8464 So true!
Same!! ❤❤
"I'm not, your pheromones are" KILLED ME god I love Javik 🤣
He's like the inappropriate old dude with no filter.
better yet he confronts that 🐕 dr T’soni
I love Mordin. He's such a good guy. A ruthless pragmatist, but rather than using that as an excuse to disregard people, he chooses the most practical ways to help the most people that he can and disregards any other course of action as ineffective, inefficient, and a waste of time and resources.
He has the best arc in the game, IMO.
He and Wrex are the only companions with the spine to stand up to Shepard when he steps out line with their views. I expect it from a Krogan but to see Mordin willing to fight and die for what he believes in is inspiring.
Mordin in ME3 gets me to tears every time.
Mordin is such a fucking G
Mordin may act like he’s helping Shepherd out for medical reasons, but he ships them the hardest 😊
Kasumi and Kelly are pretty hard shippers too!
I just like to imagine Garrus and Shep both having a moment of "are we gonna talk about the fact that a salarian (race known for being asexual/having no sex drive) gave us sex advice?" 😂
@@khaleesireyna731I mean… would you say no to medical advice from the very model of a scientist Salarian?
@@dekudude8888 oh no, of course not!
I love Tali’s Dialogue when it came to Dr.Michel giving Garrus Chocolate “watch yourself Shepard “ 😭 thanks she might be a adversary
Dr. Michel definitely has a thing for Garrus. Her email to Shepard in ME2 is basically: "Oh, hey, you're alive! Also, have you seen Garrus? I've tried contacting him several times but he never answers."
@@211Shinobu Can you blame her? But yes, if there was an option she would be a dead woman.
@@MKanakaredes Aw, he's oblivious, so no need to get her killed. But she's not getting on the Normandy!
@@211Shinobu It could also be that she cares about Garrus after he saved her life from those thugs?
@@mattstorm360 Yes, but she cares a little too much...
Kasumi just being happy for them 2 is just so wholesome, she is underated
Kasumi is a good friend.
God I know right? I wish she had more screen time and wasn’t just a dlc
@@hopesanddreams2998 She's also pretty kickass in combat.
@@211Shinobu she was my main after Garrus
With Garrus, you’re either best bros or best loves.
This is the way!
Or both at the same time really
Garrus is just the perfect husband.
Suave and confident to the point of cockiness but when it comes to actual courting he is just an absolute flaming mess of a guy stumbling over his own words. I love that dork. No Shepard without Vakarian
He's sincere and loyal, a winning combination!
Nah...he'd be a really bad kisser.
@@rooramblingon895 One doesn't need lips to kiss...
@@rooramblingon895 I'm sure they could figure something out. :D
@@rooramblingon895idk… I think he’d be great in the French department of kissing
We all know Garrus rigging traps in the apt is cute.
But its also how I feel he deals with the trauma of what he dealt with on Omega.
So much this!
Wasn’t Archangel pinned in an apartment building like Shepard’s? At least in terms of layout they’re pretty similar
Why do I have a feeling in the next mass effect he's literally going to make those traps for home defense?
How can someone who's romantically awkward have so much rizz?
To quote Leliana in DAO: "You are awkward. It's endearing."
His awkwardness is perfectly calibrated. 😂
BIG GUNS
@@sethsybrandy3218 That are also perfectly calibrated. 😂
Fun fact, if you don't romance Tali or Garrus at all, as the respective Shepard gender, they romance each other in ME3.
Yup!
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haha yeah i cant bring myself to romance either because my canon is them together. i go for miranda or kaidan instead and have garrus and tali as my besties :)
@@adventurika1903 They're also excellent friends! Oh, you like romancing the Sentinels. I always love to have a sentinel in the party.
@@adventurika1903I don't understand why Kaiden get so much flack as a romance option. As FemShep he is deffo who I choose all the time ❤❤❤
As a diehard Shep/Garrus fan, their interactions in the Citadel DLC are wonderfully adorkable. I also love their back and forth in the Citadel Archive and then when you retake the Normandy.
Me too! He's so happy to get to shoot up the CIC.
And when he was prepping some traps with Zaeed around the appartment 😂
@@lauraz599 Their understanding of cloning was not the best!
@@lauraz599 I read that as "pregnant"
I prefer answer "A shocking suggestion! Doctor-patient condifentially is a sacred trust. Would never dream [playful pause] of mockery :P "
That's a good one, too! "Will be here watching cell cultures grow. Less alcohol and mood music required."
Zaeed "OH GOD GET A ROOM!!!!!!"
I love how he calls Shepard the "old ball-and-chain" like he's from the 1900's.
@@211Shinobu imagine a comment from renegade Shepard
"Who needs a room when we've got these convenient countertops?"
@@211Shinobulbr, we all know Zaeed has gone up to Garrus at some point and been like "Sooo, you and the Commander, eh? If there's one thing I know about thus goddam mercenary job, it's that there's plenty more fucking going on than anyone else cares to admit." Meanwhile Garrus is just like 🤨🫣
@@khaleesireyna731 I hope this isn't one of his stories where he was the only survivor!
No Shepard without Vakarian
That's right!
Garrus and Shepard fighting Reapers/Cereberus/collectors/Sheps clone: absolute badasses that inspire awe and a sense of unity/hope in a dark time.
Shepard and Garrus at the Citadel: absolute dorks who roleplay, shoot bottles, and dance quite provacatively.
Part of what makes them so endearing to me!
Maybe I want Garrus to hold *me* close and whisper "Everything is going to be alright" *to me*
That's the spirit!
@@211Shinobu I mean the man called *himself* daddy, I mean c'mon
@@thatguyapplesauce1060 "Afraid Daddy's sniper rifle collection will scare Junior?"
@@211Shinobu Daddy's rifle collection scares me at times if you catch my meaning
Nah. I'd rather him describe intricate detail how he's gonna "calibrate" me. (While using legit tech terms)
I wish James had more time to be developed, feel like he’d end up being a fan favorite. Definitely more interesting and funny than most of the Human characters that had multiple games to flesh out.
I didn't think I'd like James, but Freddie Prinze Jr did a good job with him! James is cool.
That sass from Jack in ME3 is just SO funny. XD
My FemShep was thinking "Actually, that's not how I like i-....Weeeelllllll, now that you've *mentioned* it...."
I'm not a huge fan of the fanfiction mating bite myself, but whatever floats your ship!
I’ll always be a MShepXTali backer but FShepXGarrus is vary adorable. Everyone act like their already married!
I WISH!
Meanwhile the Garrus mod for male shepherd (something I'm gonna find out how that plays out)
Y'know, I still find it absolutely F-CKING hilarious that the reason Garrus and Tali weren't romanceable in ME1 was that the designers didn't think people would be into that.
And now people are having sex with a bear in Baldur's Gate 3! We've come a long way.
Stay away from my turian Dr Michel😡
She's pretty obvious in her interest! Luckily he's oblivious.
Mordin. Always. Slays. 😂
Caution. Warn of chafing.
@@211Shinobu 💋
I love the home defense brainstorming of Zaeed and Garrus
It's fun to see the others commenting on the relation between garrus and sheppard ❤️
Anyway your videos are well made! Keep It up!
I thought so! I like when the game reacts to our choice of love interest.
@@lyra-bk2he Thank you so much! I've got some more in the works!
Oh yeah, let's get Tali involved. This is a *fantastic* idea. I'm not being sarcastic, I actually think this should happen.
I mean drunk Tali brought it up...
*I'll ship it.*
I meaaaaan. I did wish I could romance her while being FemShep soo this perfect
Tali and Garrus have a relationship if you don’t romance either of them, so take that as you will
The voice line of Kelly sounds adorable
Kelly is nice. I like her original appearance, though.
Bro, it's kinda funny how this is likely the first time a human and Turian have gotten this far in a relationship.
It's been about 30 years since first contact -- I'm pretty sure some human somewhere has gotten it on with a Turian before Shepard.
@@211Shinobuconsidering that Mordin already had diagrams... yeah Shepard and Garrus are just the most famous turian/human couple in the galaxy. Not the first.
I'm absolutely certain that at least some veterans of the First Contact War must've eventually gotten together. We humans are freaky like that x)
Glad to see I'm not the only one who sees Garrus as their ride or die❤❤❤
Wait. Doesn't everyone?
Mordin literally just told fem Shep “don’t swallow”. Lol
Garrus is the best husband and Tali is the best wife
No argument here!
Mordin is a real one for giving all that advice and info, a true homie
He's all: "Go have fun, you crazy kids!"
Me, freaked out that the advertisement knew I was romancing Garrus: 😳
They're always watching...
Time to upgrade your internet security. lol
I'm in love with Garrus, but I'm in the most deepest love with Kaidan. I love how sensitive he is and when I accidentally cheated, I cried for days after hurting him in any way. I dedicate any mass effect stuff to him.
Kaidan is cool. I think I like him best as an ME3-only romance. Finding out he had feelings for Shep for all those years is really moving.
Advertisements nwntioning your romantic partner by name would be terrifying in the future
But on this context its hilarious
Shepard's like -- but I'm dating Jacob!
XD The advertisement on the citadel totally called us out
Yes. Yes, it did!
Im honestly a little surprised Shep called out the explosive glass comments, not Zaeed's "ball and chain" one😂. For the most dangerous soldier in the galaxy, girl's not vain.
She's just worried about her baby Grunt getting hurt.
As a chemist my biggest issue is the lack of knowledge of d- and l- optical rotation of molecules, and their effect on life.
But I guess I am not the only "nerd" here....😂😂😂😂😂😂
Not by a long shot!
I mean, I know that mint is based on dextro-amino acids, and we eat that ish all the time... but then again, I'm just here for Mass Effect being a sci-fi series that actually tries with the science.
Garrus and Tali and Femshep are my OT3
They're Tali's too!
So glad I chose to be with Garrus. The two are so good.
Best battle couple!
Mordin be like "Don't let Garrus finish in your mouth"
Use protection, kids.
3:04 Quick we need another bottle to create the fandoms perfect ship
Shalibrations?
Did Mordin just tell her not to swallow?😅😂
2:09 I had an out-of-the-game scare when Kaidan asked if there was something between me and Garrus because I romanced Kaidan in ME1. I wanted to lie to Kaidan so bad because I love them both so much but after a few minutes I got myself together and told the truth. Hardest romantic moment in the game for me.
And who did you choose in ME3?
@@211Shinobu Garrus. I just knew it had to be Garrus. I will always choose Kaiden in ME1 but the romantic journey with Garrus in ME3 just blew me away... On my next run I plan for Kaidan though. I feel like I owe myself the experience of that journey too.
@@AmberlaMaderia I fully endorse your choice! After the hospital conversation with Kaidan as FemShep who moved on to Garrus I think I might only romance Kaidan as maleshep or as a new romance in ME3.
Dr. Mordin seems to be channelling his inner Deadpool!"
"I've never said this, but don't ingest!"
Shakarian will always be the best pairing for Femshep, just like Sheli for Maleshep.
I believe it!
Garrus/Shepard gives me Goliath/Elisa vibes from Gargoyles. Yet Garrus is more like Brooklyn.
I'm not familiar with that fandom, but more Garrus/Shepard vibes are good anywhere!
Their relationship platonic or romantic is the reason i got into fanfics. Just the need to see them get some kind of happy end was too strong in my younger years
I hear you!
“Now you’re in for it, I can already hear the ol’ ball n chain frowning!”
"EXPLOSIVE?!"
Space husband
Yeah, he is!
Mordin Iroh and Wrex the kind of uncles we all need. Medical advice without judgement, wisdom, and crazy bastard who will fully enable you
I love this.
zaeed is the uncle that is banned from all family functions Wrex would be on thin ice but all the kids like him too much for that@@211Shinobu
Zaeed is the highly inappropriate uncle nobody lets around the kids too@@211Shinobu
Shoot. Now I actually feel like I missed a bunch of stuff and I need to replay the whole game.
I see my evil plan is working as intended!
Ok know I need to play this series more that was ever hilarious
Thank you! Enjoy your playthrough!
I've always wanted to romance Garrus but I don't want Tali ending up alone in Me3... unless that part with the Garrus Harem ending is canon.
Well, it could be headcanon!
Meanwhile, mods
@@iamboringvideos6832 Is there a mod for that?
@@211Shinobu there is a mod to romances multiple people
@@iamboringvideos6832 Nice!
SO SWEET! I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!
Me too!
thanks Mordin, I'll make sure to have an epipen ready for when I give him the gawk gawk 5000
Oh my god that ad made my jaw drop, I've never heard it
Targeted ads know what's up.
This dude mordin said "Don't Swallow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drunk zaeed and garrus turning the apartment into a tomb for federal agents and intruders is amazing
Not sure about the federal agents. Technically Garrus is an agent of the hierarchy.
@211Shinobu so he knows they moves 👀
Ah Tali, our xenophile comrade-in-arms - just like Shepard, capable and downright eager to get that human, turian, or quarian booty (as the case may be) lol
Femshep: okay but mordin what do you mean by ingest, like orally or always use a condom?
The Citadel advertisements are getting involved in Shepard’s love life? I like a good ship as much as the next girl, but this is ridiculous! 😂
Creepy, right?
going through N7 program also means learning linguistics and alien biology. Vega wasn't paying attention in class lol
A lot of characters have a biology problem. Garrus wants hybrid babies, and Zaeed tries to fry Shep's clone using a trigger keyed to her DNA, for example.
Damn... everyone up in my businesses... ok I'd be bragging up a storm... I'd be doing twirls with my arms out singing about it 😅
Everyone gets uncomfortably personal and I'm here for it.
Shep: Tali / Jack
Femshep: Garrus
No argument here!
Shepard, wrex, and garrus are the aragorn, legolas, and gimli of mass effect.
Oh yes, they are!
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Did? Mordin just say no head? Or spit? Oh lord… 👍
*AHEM*
garrus deserves the 3 way... ain't cheating if it's a 3 way with your so and an agreed upon 3rd party
0:49 _laughs of cursed dice in the distance_
01:10 Spit, don’t swallow. 😂
*ahem*
1:13 Look here doc don't you fckin tell me how to live my life
Did Mordin tell her to not swollow?! 😂
Pretty much.
Darn 3 way romance with tali Garrus and Shepard would have been awesome
Team Dextro!
@@211Shinobu Note to self: HIGH FIVE TEAM DEXTRO
@@AutobotWheeljack I think it would be a high eight?
@@211Shinobu True but I was just quoting a game I played that said “NOTE TO SELF: HIGH FIVE TEAM HOTCHKISS”
@@AutobotWheeljack I had to google it. Nancy Drew?
Last clip would have been great meme fuel now a days for the 'home defense' meme.
I don't know this meme. Can you explain?
@@211Shinobu Just look up "I own a musket for home defense" then basically find different variations like a mass effect one, or star wars and stuff. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Jesus tbh the Citadel Ad just creeped me out. That's some minority report bs
They can read our thoughts!
Mordin is galaxy's best wingman.
If you would have cheated on Liara with Garrus, during the talk after the Vasir fight is hilarious. 😂
Shepard: Will you stop for a second? We're jump over several light years. There's time to talk.
Liara: About what?
Shepard: About us.
Liara: Shepard, listen...I'm...Glad you're here...
Shepard: You worried there are terminals you might need me to hack?
Liara: That's not fair! You were dead!
Shepard: I came back!
Liara: Yes, you came back! And now Garrus is doing a LOT more than just calibrating the Normandy's guns! (🤣)
That's a good one I forgot!
Is nobody going to talk about the potential 3-way with Tali?
Right have i missed something with the last part with garrus 😂 how do you get that part 😂😂 I know it’s at the Citadel party 😂 but is it the chilled vibe of the party? I always pick the loud vibe with dancing version 😂😂😂
Yes, during the "quiet" party Zaeed and Garrus booby trap Shepard's apartment to keep her safe from more clones. Zaeed's biology education was not very good.
[Zaeed]: (private channel with Garrus) C'mon MATE, Get her to TO YOUR ROOM
[Garrus]: *Blush* look, I-I don't know about that
[Zaeed] trus me *Laughing*
[Garrus] very funny Big-Z Ha-hA
Garrus wants to roll all over a couch.
One question when do you get the talk with vega i made multible runs and never get it
It's during his meetup with Shepard in the Citadel DLC. Keep meeting the crew and checking your messages in the apartment and eventually you can invite Vega over. This occurs just before the infamous "pullup scene."
Tali is so out of pocket in every timeline. XD
She likes drama!
Your Shep is cute.
Aw, thanks! She's not pretty, but I love her!
3:09 man if only
I imagine Garrus going "THIS is now my favorite spot on the Citadel!"
More comments about femShepard’s relationship with Garrus than I thought. Wish there was a mod that allows the player to be with more than one character. I can picture Shepard with both Garrus and Tali as a threesome.
So can Tali...
There is a mod for ME3 on PC that allows romancing everyone, I believe it's called Polymod, or something to that effect. There is also No Jealousy mod. >.>
Garrus/Shepard/Tali Polycule! XD
@@beoweasel I just learned the meaning of this word recently. I thought it was "polycute" at first.
I gotta say, Dr. Michel is a LOT braver than I am for flirting with Commander Shepard's man... O_O Then again so many people have already threatened her it's only fair Shep get a turn at it.
By the way love your Shepard's design! Mind sharing the face code?
It's nice to find an NPC that hits on the squad and not on Shepard. In my headcanon she's the doctor Kaidan went on a date with, but she spent the evening asking him about where Garrus was.
Thank you for liking my Shep! She's no beauty queen, but I love her. I will share her code with you if you promise to take good care of her and romance Garrus at least once.
@@211Shinobu That's a good point xD It's also why I really like how Tali and Garrus become an item if you don't romance either one. Not only because they deserve happiness, but nice to acknowledge they have romantic lives even if they don't end up with Shepard.
Absolutely I will :) Most of the time as Female Shepard I wind up romancing Garrus even if I intend to romance someone else xD
Chaffing...
I gotta do a femshep run at some point literally never crossed my mind to try it. The thought of no Tali in my life is heartbreaking
She's still in Femshep's life, just not in her bedroom. But you get the other half of Team Dextro, Garrus, so it's a fair trade!
Meanwhile garrus mid for male Shepard
@@iamboringvideos6832 Does it work well?
@@211Shinobu well i know it works, but im restarting my whole playthrough of the mass effect games for a clean slate to try it out
@@iamboringvideos6832 Let us know how you like it!
You even missed an interaction with Kasumi in ME3 when she is wondering who joined the crew this time and when Shepard says that Garrus is here she says something like "Of course he is" 🙄😆
She also says Jacob could get her to come back.
I also missed Liara calling Anderson's apartment "The Shepard-Vakarian love nest."
@@211Shinobu She has her priorities for sure 😂
Oooh yeah I forgot about this one too!
@@chickenwn7 Kasumi's better off finding someone else, I think.
Everyone wants him with her.
I know I do!
Bro Im not gay but.....nevermind.
Plenty of people want a romantic partner like Garrus. What's not to like?
If there’s anyone worth going gay for it’s garrus, best bro in the galaxy
@@dontpreorder2783 Dating your best friend is awesome!
I have a friend who is similar in character to Garrus. If he was gay, then I will be gay too XD
@@h3yk3r17 Priorities, right?
Did kasumi record Garrus and Shepard do the deed since she can cloak?
I hope not...