Mass Effect 2 but It Makes the Crew Laugh

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  • @Pongsifu
    @Pongsifu  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4905

    Team Tali

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  3 ปีที่แล้ว +723

      @ThreeToast Sloth 😐 -150 social credit for you 👎

    • @against1virus
      @against1virus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Pongsifu This aint china, and team Milf is the way to go anyway

    • @YaMexicanBoy
      @YaMexicanBoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Based Pong

    • @anangryninja2824
      @anangryninja2824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Ah I see you are a man of culture as well

    • @jasonflake8057
      @jasonflake8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Based

  • @arcdecibel9986
    @arcdecibel9986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5829

    The initial Miranda butt shots couldn't be deleted as they were a vital part of Project Lazarus. Cerberus couldn't be sure he'd get up without them.

    • @doctorsnakeeater1997
      @doctorsnakeeater1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      It got *something* up with him alright-

    • @222CBK222
      @222CBK222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +292

      It's too valuable an ASSet to lose!

    • @LordShaggy97
      @LordShaggy97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@222CBK222 careful Shepard! That ass is fatter then it looks!

    • @KornyeEast
      @KornyeEast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@LordShaggy97 DAMN that thing is big...

    • @kennymccormick9973
      @kennymccormick9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KornyeEast fucking manslayer 😂

  • @thatbloomer5642
    @thatbloomer5642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2167

    Shepard: "Tali would never bring a live geth to a quarian flotilla."
    Legion in the back: "We can back his statement."

    • @misterwolf3817
      @misterwolf3817 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

      The only way I play tali's mission is with bringing Legion. Just to mess with quarrians.

    • @Urubu_de_terno
      @Urubu_de_terno 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tali is literally the only good reason to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth.

    • @trohntobi6134
      @trohntobi6134 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@misterwolf3817 Admirals:YOU DARE TO, AHH WTF IS THAT THING!!!

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I mean, technically it was Shepard who brought Legion with him, not Tali so… he wasn't lying.

  • @MKanakaredes
    @MKanakaredes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "Rally the crowd" option during Tali's trial is the funniest and the most epic one. Kal'Reegar literally calls the Admirals assholes like a fucking badass he is.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      i will make sure to save on the migrant fleet mission so i can do that

    • @rhoetusochten4211
      @rhoetusochten4211 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I just imagine Kal'Reegar wearing a cunningly knit hat under his helmet.
      I wonder if his rifle has a name...

    • @emackenzie
      @emackenzie ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's my favorite option, mostly for that and the in-universe reason of 'I can't be the only one to have this girl's back.' Time to teach the migrant fleet the power of Friendship.

    • @KSAlejo
      @KSAlejo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rhoetusochten4211 The man they call Kal

    • @KaguroDraven
      @KaguroDraven ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hot Take: There should have been a chance to bang Kal'Reegar

  • @k.drac0rex
    @k.drac0rex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3465

    I love how we didnt see Grunt a single time. Just Danny Devito krogan

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      We did see him dead the first time he used him tho. :D

    • @berserkturtle635
      @berserkturtle635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      7:25 you see his left arm😂

    • @thelastkillerchaos13
      @thelastkillerchaos13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait, so that wasn't grunt but actually Danni DeVito? I cannot tell them apart

  • @Soren145
    @Soren145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3435

    I don't know why, but god damn it. Thane's squeaky shoes fucking killed me.

    • @FreiWraithborne
      @FreiWraithborne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      same with me lol

    • @ventkatczinsky
      @ventkatczinsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      you and me both. 😂 i can't breathe, no seriously i can't i think i need to visit the doctor.

    • @kesasika
      @kesasika 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Same. It shouldn't be so god damn funny but it is somehow.

    • @nillynush4899
      @nillynush4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's the same as the scientist one he does too. Sand in the eye!

    • @viperblitz11
      @viperblitz11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My favorite gag was the Star Wars transition from the Mass Relay.

  • @KingApeiron
    @KingApeiron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +959

    "...the angriest sex of my *ADULT* life." Do we need to talk?

    • @KCCC326
      @KCCC326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      🤣

    • @miranolastname2366
      @miranolastname2366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      the fact that he did it because Garrus is busy calibrating instead of talking to him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean. If you ever done it yourself you know exactly what he means

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ​@@xaga8794 I think the concerning word is "adult".

  • @CuzTyler
    @CuzTyler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2563

    Imagine getting a table thrown at you by a 9 foot tall giga chad alien and you wake up to your boyfriend and his ex staring longingly at each other

    • @Grivehn
      @Grivehn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      then Sheppard adds: We'll bang, OK?

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      And panting

    • @TheReplenishingFlame
      @TheReplenishingFlame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Cut to Tali drowning her sorrows at the bar (like in ME3)

    • @Metalton95
      @Metalton95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@Grivehn "Can't have you both?"

    • @victoriasharpe1661
      @victoriasharpe1661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It's not as bad as having romanced Ash in the first one, then Tali and in ME 3 you bring them both on a mission together and start talking sexy to each other to Tali Lmao

  • @__last
    @__last 3 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    I started crying when shepard had his eyes closed because of the lense flare, i was already laughing at the sqweeky floor sounds from Thane and i almost pissed myself

    • @saga2964
      @saga2964 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "I'm sorry--I couldn't hear you over the lens flare." LOL. 😂

    • @bad-people6510
      @bad-people6510 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If I have to pick between the lancing eye pain version or the Miranda's butt version, it's one of the easiest choices I've ever made.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bad-people6510 Yeah, I have no idea why everyone defaults to the Legendary edition. So much has been lost. :(

  • @arkwrightdubstep
    @arkwrightdubstep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1109

    The fucking N7 facemask killed me. It's the little 2 second gags that really get me.

  • @happilyignorant
    @happilyignorant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +592

    "I need to cry but my foundation was 48 DOLLARS!" That was the one line that made me laugh a little too hard

  • @shrimp3rjr413
    @shrimp3rjr413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    12:33 For anyone who says Mark Meers isn't a good VA, this BIOTIC GOD is voiced by him and he is the best character in the trilogy.

    • @gaspenpayne6755
      @gaspenpayne6755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Mark meer is a really good voice actor, he also voiced Baeloth from Baldur's Gate.

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      He voices so many characters. All of the Voluses, and Hanars are voiced by him really cool

    • @fitzviandraduivenab2790
      @fitzviandraduivenab2790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Mark Meer's voice in ME1 is pretty lackluster compared to Jen Hale's, but he stepped up his game in ME2 and ME3 alot

    • @normanselva6397
      @normanselva6397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@fitzviandraduivenab2790 in ME1 he wasn't the chosen VA, he was just given the script and he just read it out loud to make a guide for the official shepard VA.
      But they didn't find one and stuck with Mark, im so glad they did

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Does he voice Bardock in TFS DBZ?????

  • @phaethos
    @phaethos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    11:25 oh my god those fucking shoe-squeaks had no right to make me laugh that much, best assassin in the galaxy xD

    • @LegendaryDarkKnight602
      @LegendaryDarkKnight602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Reminds me of basketball players. I watched that scene three times.

    • @zatnikutel635
      @zatnikutel635 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      the whole video is great but this part is where i cracked. i allways thought how incompetent guards are in a lot of places, here aswell with that entrance hole above their head, and damn, this parody made it hilariously true

    • @Freedom_Aviators
      @Freedom_Aviators 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It fucking killed me I swear to God
      I was drinking water when I just see Thane with *them squeaky ass shoes*

  • @CherryCharm2001
    @CherryCharm2001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    Nothing makes me laugh more than Pongsifu's videos his editing skills are godly

    • @speterson0859
      @speterson0859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And how is that a problem?

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      cool guy ok buddy

    • @xdurch0
      @xdurch0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I love TH-cam comments. Someone posts a nice comment, someone says something mean/dumb, other people respond negatively, they delete their comment and now it looks like those people are berating the original poster for no reason.

    • @TheNocturnal1
      @TheNocturnal1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xdurch0 what you typing about?

    • @otacon6566
      @otacon6566 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The thumbnail for the 1st game, specifically Shepard's smile, I don't know why, but just frickin' kills me.

  • @marcusc9931
    @marcusc9931 2 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    1:39 among the fanbase, Jacob is the most disliked party member, ranking even behind Morinth. He's not just boring, but mechanically worse than Grunt, his advice at decision points is always bad, and to add insult to injury, he's a black dude looking for his missing father.

    • @thundercockjackson
      @thundercockjackson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@v6valkyrie L M A O

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And his daddy is pimpin out forced-into-retard women to his officers on an island. For. Eight. Years.

    • @emPtysp4ce
      @emPtysp4ce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Man, I remember the days when Ashley and Kaiden were in contention for most hated teammate

    • @ZanguSwe
      @ZanguSwe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      @@v6valkyrie Not just content with being a cheater and a token character, he's never interested in opening up properly past "Alliance stuff, I've moved on lol". He also justifies cheating with "It's been years, Shepard" and basically takes no responsibility for what he did. Man, even Morinth is a victim of her illness, whereas Jacob is just a victim of IDIOTIC writing.

    • @Urubu_de_terno
      @Urubu_de_terno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Makes sense. At least you get to kill Morinth in 3 and she doesn't taint the Normandy's memorial wall.

  • @rhoetusochten4211
    @rhoetusochten4211 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    10:12 Zaaed isn't a serial killer, he's a bounty hunter.
    Serial killing is just his hobby.

  • @RockorSomething83
    @RockorSomething83 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    3:57 Fun fact: What Pong said is correct. If someone is seriously injured, don't say anything along those lines or it may cause them to go into shock. _Granted,_ that was an Alien. But still.

  • @nathantower5565
    @nathantower5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1337

    Pongsifu: Ashley is so racist!
    Also Pongsifu: All batarians are annoying and insult me!

    • @GhostLink92
      @GhostLink92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Bray's alright. But yeah, otherwise, screw em.

    • @freakyskull516
      @freakyskull516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      to be fair his actions speak louder then his words and his actions were "yes nice batarian i will accept your kindness and drink this drink"
      **gets poisoned**

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thats how u join the team

    • @Kortlandt
      @Kortlandt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well can’t get mad when it’s all true

    • @nathantower5565
      @nathantower5565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Kortlandt People still get mad at Ashley when she's in the right. It's completely reasonable for her to think aliens shouldn't have free reign in the Normandy's systems. After all Tali does help the quarians copy the Normandy's stealth systems

  • @abburt4346
    @abburt4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    The thane sneaker squeak was gold

  • @222CBK222
    @222CBK222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Well it's no wonder Illusive Man dueled the Reapers into submission. His hand is filled with cards on the ban list, but most of all...he knows what Pot of Greed does!

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ban list?

    • @nicholasdonin1465
      @nicholasdonin1465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@xaga8794 oh yea, so many cards we grew up with are banned from regulated play

    • @xaga8794
      @xaga8794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicholasdonin1465 WHY?

    • @nicholasdonin1465
      @nicholasdonin1465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xaga8794 I got no idea. Doesn't seem like a fun game anymore.

    • @ASillyToaster
      @ASillyToaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Them fucking nerds loves to break yugioh

  • @heraldyaxelevi8132
    @heraldyaxelevi8132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Ah yes, bumbling, cute, awkward Tali gets you everytime. Fecking moe as hell.

  • @92juanreus
    @92juanreus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    12:08 "The universe is a dark place, I'm trying to make it brighter before I die"
    I was laughing for 5 minutes man this is amazing.
    Having recently played through the trilogy, I enjoyed this so so much.

  • @tacocat4252
    @tacocat4252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    The fact the confession of love conversation with tali is the most replayed part of this video by a decent margin really goes to show that everyone agrees she’s just the best

  • @Lazarus7000
    @Lazarus7000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "Get on top and spell 'Quarian' with those hips" had me smiling!

    • @gabriel2022theend
      @gabriel2022theend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      eat this

    • @joejosa8985
      @joejosa8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds weird. I’m not one.

    • @boring_incarnate
      @boring_incarnate 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Apparently I'm the only one who doesn't get it.

  • @Pyrisk
    @Pyrisk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    Tali is best girl. I seriously can't bring myself to ever romance anyone else

    • @alexferrier5732
      @alexferrier5732 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Damn right. I even tried a female sheppard run since ME2 and I couldnt even feel good about romancing someone else other than Tali even when she was not even an option for female Shep, I pulled a fucking asexual run lmao. Tali romance too stronk

    • @azozazoz9196
      @azozazoz9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I tried to romance a different female characters in different gameplay, but Tali is so cute and i can't myself but picked her often.

    • @sahrotensf8997
      @sahrotensf8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I both agree and am the 69th like for this comment, so a double win

    • @Jade_Raven
      @Jade_Raven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@alexferrier5732 the only reason I haven't played Legendary edition yet, Femsheps voice is so much better imo, but I can't just not romance Tali, and they haven't updated that mod for LE yet

    • @majorastorm
      @majorastorm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Miranda for me

  • @Modernwrld
    @Modernwrld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The whole Tali romance lock scene absolutely killed me with the “my dick” part 😂

    • @SSB_VEGITO
      @SSB_VEGITO 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same😂

    • @joojilso9971
      @joojilso9971 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyone got the source for this meme?

    • @reflecttheinside
      @reflecttheinside ปีที่แล้ว

      @@joojilso9971 PLEASE IM DESPERATE

    • @heribertovizcaino4682
      @heribertovizcaino4682 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@joojilso9971 It's called my pee pee by supered

    • @cwyckisslick9444
      @cwyckisslick9444 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@joojilso9971 the dance gif? can't find it either

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    " how many people did you piss off, garrus?" Had me in stitches :)

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      garrus: yes

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@bruhgod123 I reeeeally had to work at it.

  • @azozazoz9196
    @azozazoz9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    26:48 - 26:50 That's a well editing and pretty clever dude, good job!

  • @10Adragon
    @10Adragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    Disappointed we didn't get to see the genocide of 300,000 "innocent" batarians, but still... great memes.

    • @joepolitics1218
      @joepolitics1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      bruh why you put innocent in quotations

    • @Jdude281
      @Jdude281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@joepolitics1218 Because just about every Batarian you're ever going to run into is either a slaver, a pirate or some other shady thing.

    • @joepolitics1218
      @joepolitics1218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      @@Jdude281 they literally explain in the lore that no one really knows what Batarian citizens are like because they’re not allowed to leave their homeland. Not every Batarian can even be one of those shady things anyway. A society can’t run on that. More than likely most of those Batarians were slaves.

    • @luckiller019
      @luckiller019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      "it wasnt genocide but a pesticide"
      -last recorded part of comander Sheperd trial defence speach, before recording was interrupted by Reaper invasion

    • @captaina-d7871
      @captaina-d7871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jdude281 Thats racist

  • @saga2964
    @saga2964 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    15:28 - I love the, "Oh. Good," he responds with. The humorous thing with the Volous is the way he talks, like a mechanical Christopher Walken.

  • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
    @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Honestly I was super sad when Garrus started just ignoring me and doing calibrations. I thought I was the only one who felt that way, and I thought I was the only one cracking jokes about the calibrations, but then I see everyone else getting sad and making calibration memes.

  • @jonathanoriley8260
    @jonathanoriley8260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The neuron activation in monke meme with Miranda and Tali cracks me up every time lol

  • @DiegoTan66
    @DiegoTan66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I laughed so hard I woke up both my cats and they started getting worried and came to me lol. Love your vids Pongsifu, your skills and humor are outta this Earth

  • @Mabra51
    @Mabra51 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:06 I like how you picked the two craziest sons of bitches for your team this time.

  • @aldodafino2586
    @aldodafino2586 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    17:58 I feel related most at this one, out of all the bar in Mass Effect 2, I accidentally press talk to the bartender I was like "no" but in the end "you know what, a shot won't be bad" and yeah....

  • @sahrotensf8997
    @sahrotensf8997 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The "Eat this" at Tali's black out scene before the collector base mission had me dying xD

    • @randallporter1404
      @randallporter1404 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmmm, cake.

    • @amz7828
      @amz7828 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shepard must've been a fucking legend in bed if she was willing to risk death for some fun with him 🤣

  • @alvinpaul8189
    @alvinpaul8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I wish that the algorithm gracefully smiles upon your videos. They don't get what they deserve and as always you've made a masterpiece.

  • @Jon-jt9fy
    @Jon-jt9fy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Your shepard's face makes me want to side with the Reapers.

  • @ostaruempire
    @ostaruempire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    27:23 Honestly the Courtney Gears reference was definitely a perfect selection for a Reaper theme

  • @Theunholyborn
    @Theunholyborn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I busted out laughing at the fact you just had Squeaking happen whenever Thane took a step.
    I AM SO NOT ABLE TO BREATHE

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thane I PREFER TO * SQEAK SQEAK * MOVE SILENTLY * SQEAK SQEAK SQEAK *

  • @matthiasthulman4058
    @matthiasthulman4058 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Having never played this game, I find it difficult to determine which of the audio bits are legitimately part of the game and which are just memes.
    It makes this much better.

    • @k3salieri
      @k3salieri 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Play Mass Effect.

  • @akaeric007
    @akaeric007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    10:40 "i am assuming direct control".. of this dance floor, buddy. hilarious edit, Pong :)

    • @zerathornn
      @zerathornn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost died laughing 😂

  • @ColdFusionPower512
    @ColdFusionPower512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Every true man of culture falls in love with Tali the same way, finding her adorable.

  • @gbrassa
    @gbrassa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    The basketball shoe squeaks during thanes scene had me dead.

  • @Bill_Tserts
    @Bill_Tserts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Master Pongsifu, I discovered your channel a week ago, first watched your Silent Hill 2 video. Gotta say, best discovery I ever made, you’re hilarious!

  • @dreadburnz3522
    @dreadburnz3522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I've played through this game too many times to know that the boss fight lens flare is new. And HOLY SHIT it is atrocious! It's like they were deadlocked on deciding what they could do to visually improve the game so they put their options on a roulette and some wiseass put "MORE LENS FLARE!" as one of the options thinking it was so stupid there's no way they would go ahead with it.

  • @-The-fire-guy
    @-The-fire-guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    So, did you look it up? Was the bossfight lensflare a new addition?

    • @milesgreenaway6008
      @milesgreenaway6008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      We need answers!!!

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

      Yep. The light was always there but they clearly made it way more obnoxious now.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the lens boss fight is so hard i cant get past it can someone give me tips

    • @zafelrede4884
      @zafelrede4884 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bruhgod123 Just shoot at the glowing eyes

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zafelrede4884 what glowing eyes everything is glowing

  • @azozazoz9196
    @azozazoz9196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    I love Tali ❤ She's such a nerd, but adorable, like a adorkable.

  • @tuckchesta6052
    @tuckchesta6052 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    6:08 That was excellent on your part. That was hands-down hilarious.

  • @dany-ps2my
    @dany-ps2my 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Nothing better then jacob yelling he's invincible when he activates barrier then takes a rocket to the face and goes down, he's useless

  • @T-Rektosaurus
    @T-Rektosaurus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro I just found your channel a few days ago and I’ve been hooked, how tf does this only have 500k views? This is a meme masterpiece, as is the rest of your work

  • @nercksrule
    @nercksrule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Only Steve Blum could unashamedly ask someone to call him a "pee pee piss boy" and still somehow sound badass.

    • @armature
      @armature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was getgianni

    • @lavans5721
      @lavans5721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It was Gianni Matragano, fool

  • @jacknapier3482
    @jacknapier3482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Finally platinumed the series a few months ago. The insanity run in 2 is what caused my insanity. Lol. This was a fun vid on such a serious franchise. Thanks for sharing and for the laughs!

    • @k3salieri
      @k3salieri 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ME2 Insanity is rough. Congrats on the platinum!

  • @cinders5305
    @cinders5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I love the thumbnail. Seeing a turian smile is adorable

  • @garrettpetri1243
    @garrettpetri1243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just got out of the gym, now I got something to kick back and relax to. Fantastic timing

  • @EDF1919
    @EDF1919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I've never seen any of your videos before this one, but that bit at 16:20 is the exact same thing that happened to me, subbed.

  • @alexnavarro6941
    @alexnavarro6941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    12:05 that face mask killed me. Looks like a scene from a real old 80-90s funny movie. We are just missing Leslie Nielsen or Lloyd Bridges.

  • @zulicurah9414
    @zulicurah9414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2:18 has the perfect lip synchronization XD

  • @jasonnorton941
    @jasonnorton941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    You truly amazing, like editing and jokes are something different from others, keep it up dude

  • @gregsmuffin1653
    @gregsmuffin1653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    bruh, this is honestly what everyone needs after a crappy work week. Pongsifu got us covered

  • @lindsaydillon516
    @lindsaydillon516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    16:54 wrex says what we're all thinking

  • @Bleeplo
    @Bleeplo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    10:47 your edits are so quick and they catch me off guard so much! Yet they are funny everytime!

  • @k3salieri
    @k3salieri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was just thinking about when this would get uploaded as I finished another ME1 playthrough. What perfect timing!

  • @heartless2147
    @heartless2147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    27:22 I can imagine Harbinger being a huge Courtney Gears fan, especially that song. There was that whole DJ Harbinger thing from back in the day, so we know he enjoys listening and remixing music. Though now I'm imagining Courtney Gears letting Harbinger upgrade her and she goes back to the Solana Galaxy with the Reapers to exterminate the squishies, multiverse is a thing now in Ratchet and Clank so it's possible.

  • @blueripper1558
    @blueripper1558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Ngl I want that zaeed mask that thing is sick
    Also I was eating during the than scene so congratulations on almost killing me with dumb noises

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "This is my PEPE~"
    SMACK SMACK
    Tali: ("Thank the Creator he's decently equipped.....")

  • @mastercheif978
    @mastercheif978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The editing is so good. Even down to the mild visual gags that last 2 seconds make rewatches even better
    Also, the blood burning screams were great
    Gaming with a sliced finger? True gamer

  • @freshmilo2010
    @freshmilo2010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The illusive man whipped out the blue eyes white dragon, those reapers don’t stand a chance

  • @catm590
    @catm590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Why is this the first time I’m discovering this gem of a channel?! I thought I was subbed to all the hilarious ME-parody-type channels. The editing was on point, my gosh, I couldn’t stop laughing.

  • @HammeredHunter
    @HammeredHunter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    First playthrough went with Miranda (never played 1)
    Got to 3 like "awesome my save carries stuff over. Can't wait to see how the relationship gets effected."
    First time Ashley comes on screen: "well see ya Miranda"

    • @brightdrake_9992
      @brightdrake_9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Yea you clearly never played 1 if you chose Ashley “I can’t tell the aliens from the animals” Williams over Miranda the first chance you got. XD

    • @b.lazing9923
      @b.lazing9923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ashley's the worst, she constantly questions Shepard decisions, complains about everything and is a space racist, but the kind that goes "I'm not racist... But..." Which also makes her a hypocrite, in ME1 she's unbearable, even if you're nice to her she's always on bitch mode, and when Garrus, a literal space cop, gets in the ship she's all "i'm keeping an eye on him, he could steal our stuff"

    • @The_Oatmeal_Man
      @The_Oatmeal_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She’s a super space racist in the first one, hates our homie garrus, hates wrex even more, she’s only okay with tali. Kinda hard liking her if you played the first one.

    • @tickleboi6581
      @tickleboi6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@The_Oatmeal_Man isnt Williams like besties w Wrex and Garrus in ME3?

    • @tickleboi6581
      @tickleboi6581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@b.lazing9923 she's not racist. She's "anti-racist"

  • @aaronmeneses9201
    @aaronmeneses9201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I NEEDED THIS DURING THE PANDEMIC LOCKDOWN! OH GOD, MY SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!

  • @aaronleonard641
    @aaronleonard641 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can't remember where I seen it, either on TH-cam or Reddit but someone mentioned that they'd love to see Vorcha squad mate but every time he dies he gets replaced by a new Vorcha and I gotta say I'd love to see, like genuinely, even if it's just for one mission, it would be so awesomely hilarious

  • @grandbeerthief
    @grandbeerthief 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Team Garrus. Instant like from my heart. Gonna watch while I drink pee. I mean tea

  • @justins340
    @justins340 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Joker in ME1: *leads the entire Alliance fleet against Sovereign*
    Joker in ME2: *laser beam go brr*

  • @MrMilla22
    @MrMilla22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These edits had me rolling great video man

  • @fonty2222
    @fonty2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Flat out some of your best editing so far man, keep at it!

  • @Annatar_the_admirable
    @Annatar_the_admirable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Omg that Courtney Gears song took me back to the good old days!
    Pongsifu you absolute god!

  • @SCAR3DY_C4T
    @SCAR3DY_C4T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "sorry I couldn't hear you over the lens flare" lost it.

  • @RemyVonLion
    @RemyVonLion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably the funniest/highest quality mass effect video I've seen, bravo

  • @marcusschmidt8953
    @marcusschmidt8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I will always romance Tali as male-shep and Garrus as fem-shep. Tali is just too adorable and Garrus is just awesome. That and the romances make me tear up when you say your final goodbye to them in ME3😭

  • @MadKlauss
    @MadKlauss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ahh this brings me back to the old days when I had time to replay Mass Effect 2 4 times in a month.

  • @Tool_jira_shugg
    @Tool_jira_shugg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:18 😂😂😂
    Totally caught me off guard

  • @inconel7185
    @inconel7185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:06 Dude. For a moment I imagined pong doing a video on the best action shooter of the trinity.

    • @Pongsifu
      @Pongsifu  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      One day I'll make a boomer shooter compilation video.... one day. I love them too much not to.

    • @inconel7185
      @inconel7185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mint

  • @chico1786
    @chico1786 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The N7 facemask almost made me spit out my food. Was not expecting that.

  • @rodrigoortiz7501
    @rodrigoortiz7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Honestly, after trying to edit a video for a school project I have even more respect for his glorious editing lmao

  • @inybisinsulate
    @inybisinsulate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How the cells go over em after, even after the third watch this is just perfect. 0:23

  • @Aschwartz14
    @Aschwartz14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Watches video: oh yeah this is hilarious. Props to this dude
    Reaches end of video, hears Courtney gears: HOOOOLY SHIT HOW HAVE I PLAYED ALL 3 GAMES LIKE 15 TIMES AND NEVER ONCE THOUGHT OF THIS SONG???!!! THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME THIS EXISTS!!!
    You sir, have earned yourself a sub

  • @FetterGockel
    @FetterGockel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That squeaking sounds of Thanes Shoes and the medical N7-Mask had me dying. You are doing gods work, thank you

  • @johngaltsmotor2339
    @johngaltsmotor2339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    12:00 to 12:08 caught me off guard and I actually did a spit take. Kudos pongsifu

  • @YUGINO
    @YUGINO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Illusive Man: I dueled the reapers into submission!!

  • @kingofboggle954
    @kingofboggle954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Miranda being compared to Michael Jackson is hilarious lol

  • @lupaswolfshead9971
    @lupaswolfshead9971 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It burns a hahaha 2 solid minutes of laughter and eyes stinging from the tears

  • @datatronx
    @datatronx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was a masterpiece and the ending, fucking nailed it 10/10

  • @Erreul
    @Erreul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This has to some of the best work you've done man, lmao.

  • @wilius1428
    @wilius1428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    21:21 Shephard gets an N-word pass.

  • @jacobobobo4404
    @jacobobobo4404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    that courtney gears at the end + "touchdown in 5...4... oops 321" brought me back to le childhood. Pongsifu more like Basedsifu

  • @TheJL103
    @TheJL103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Helluva Boss high five. Freaking broke me, so funny

  • @jsmith434w
    @jsmith434w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just watched 2 year's worth of your content in the past 2 days. I NEED MOAR!!!
    Here before 1m subs. You're one of the best channels out there.

  • @diegopeart
    @diegopeart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    your editing is hilarious as ever. omg, this is great stuff hahahahahahaha

  • @neptune2398
    @neptune2398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Daaaang you really upgraded your meme editing quality from the last Mass Effect episode, was laughing my ass off