Mass Effect lines I think about at 5am
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Credit to "Emily" for the clip with Grunt and Morinth (I would never not choose Samara) from their "Mass Effect 2 - Tuchanka - Squadmate comments" video. - บันเทิง
HOLY JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!
Jennifer Hale posted a an edited reel showcasing her lines FROM THIS VIDEO on her Instagram account on the 22nd June.
That's it. My life is complete. See y'all at the top!
But seriously, just thought I'd share this since it made me so incredibly happy. I look up to Jen and her work a lot, so it means the absolute world to me that she'd even take a glimpse at something I put together.💗
Hope you're having a good day! Stay awesome. 💗
That's amazing, you made it
I love Jennifer Hale so much
AH-MAY-ZING!
WHAT>!
And you made her character look like that...
The one that always gets me is
“Shepherd? But…you’re dead”
“I got better”
*Shepard
"They killed you once and all it did is piss you off."
Fem shep being asked to breed krogan is wild
The same things happens for male shep too.
@@deontaeavila3514 still weirder for femshep though
@@Cthulhuwarlord in a post genophage tuchunka desperate times call for desperate measures.
Too be fair, she is one of the strongest Krogan
Probably Wrex joking to her
my favourite line from the Citadel DLC:
Javik: "Back in my cycle, we didn't use tooth brushes. We just cleaned the gunk off our teeth with biotics."
Wrex: "Your cycle is crap."
"Damn, your cycle sounds like crap."
@@KujiArgisia thanks, I didn't play it in English, but Wrex's answer to Javik's toothbrush line was still hilarious.
@@gwendolynsnyder463what language did you play it in? maybe i should do a runthrough in a diff language 😂
@@Aleebi I'm playing Mass Effect in German.
What I like about the German dub are two situations, both in Mass Effect 3:
Whenever Shepard mentions female Krogans in German, they don't just say "female" , they say either "Kroganesses" or "Women" , not just "females"
The second situation is, when Anderson calls Shepard. That is that situation where he's basically like "...and now we're going to foxhole to foxhole, just to stay alive..."
In German, Anderson just says: "And now we're going from hole to hole, just to stay alive" , which makes me wonder: was that an oversight from the translator, or did they do that on purpose?
@@gwendolynsnyder463 wow I really like "Kroganesses"
and yea the way they say "protect the female!" is definitely out of date with modern english and societal standards 😂
“I don’t argue with plants, give me what I want, now”
-Me failing at gardening
You don't fail at gardening, gardening fail at you.
Level 1 farming in Project Zomboid be like
"She kills with sex"
Shep: maybe im built different. *dies..again*
Come on, I had to make sure, there might have been a chance...
this is a good mix of funny, plot-crucial, and soul-crushing lines. exactly what the title promises. instant add to favorites
this comment made my whole week (almost cried while reading it on my lunch break). thank you so much 💕
i’m at my parents house for winter break and i have been feeling quite down and i decided to shuffle my ‘favorites’ playlist. this was the second video that popped up and i immediately was like ‘this is why i keep this playlist lol’
I love how she says “I don’t argue with plants” as if this was a long-standing personal policy of hers.
The entire Citadel DLC is pure joy and gags
i still love that OP pistol and goofy lines to this day
Absolutely. Was laughing my head off the entire time it was so good.
"Look! It's Sovereign's half-brother, Sluggard! And he's looking for some payback!" I freaking can't
Fast and Furious ass plot twist lmao
Evil Shepard saying i should go followed by Shepard over analyzing how he/she says I Should Go is probably my favourite moment in the entire series
Same. Closely followed by "Shepard" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Wrex"
YES.
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I love that they referenced how awkward it is when Shepard ends conversations with that.
Citadel is the best DLC of all times period
Wrex: "Shepard, we got a way out of here?"
Shepard: "Wrex, I'm a professional!"
Wrex: "That's not a yes!"
Shepard: "It's not a no!"
If you bought the space hamster, instead of "they messed with my cabin!" its "Oh, they messed with my hamster?! Now its personal..." and then he tells the hamster to remember to go for the eyes.
I think my fish tank was there first time I played it haha
Well, it is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Of course you'd tell it to go for the eyes!
Mass effect has such a unique style of storytelling part daytime television soap opera part sitcom part sci fi part action
Sidonis casually saying fuck kills me.
Grunt’s heh heh heh after his citadel meet up is always a belly laugh
Sidonis says it with so much feeling 🤣
I relate to Sidonis
"If you told me this morning that a tooth brush was going to save the Normandy. I'd have been very skeptical."
The best part is Shepard has seen so much shit they can’t rule it out. Just skeptical but not dismissive outright.
I’m pretty sure Liara was high af the whole citadel party. Also Sammara’s dancing omg
What if Samara has a low tolerance for alcohol since she probably has never taken breaks or drinks in like a few hundred or so years, which is why she was dancing? Either that or Samara is the galaxy’s greatest actor.
I'm sure everyone was high af during that party, Edi too
"Have you heard of the High (space) Elves?"
"Are you trying to start an interstellar war?!"
Bold words from you, Udina.
"Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles."
Me to vegans:
And: *obliterates pyjak troup *
The specific delivery of Miranda's "Not anymore." after the fucking glance down has lived rent free in my brain ever since I played through the trilogy so thank you
1:52 "And here I thought I'd had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year"
Such a perfect mix of sadness and immediate acceptance about that delivery.
Wrex: "Women ☕"
He makes kid with her later 😊☠️
Want Eve to be a playable party member with that shotgun of hers.
The cut from "take your balls out of your purse" to "A cure for the genophage" at 9:11 got me ngl
The physical reaction of Shepard hearing evil clone Shepard say "I should go" gets me every time.
I am so happy you included the "FZZZZAP!" line
One of my favorite lines:
"Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."
The entirety of the Citadel DLC is so quotable. My God, I love how much heart and care was put into it
It truly felt like a love note to mass effect and it’s characters
Face it commander you'll miss me.
Sheperd: *gunshot * not at this range I wont
One you missed was,
Zaeed: Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.
My favorite mass effect line. Quote it all the time.
"Oh Goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" should not have gotten me as much as it did 😂😂😂
Phrasing.
Man Vega has so many good lines and moments despite being around for one game. He earned his spot in the Bro Pantheon with Garrus.
Wait, you guys are getting paid??
Killed me
Renegade shepard is the literal definition of "I let the intrusive thoughts win gladly!"
Renegade interrupts from ME2 live rent free in my head to this day.
"You're working too hard"
"How about 'goodbye'?"
Comon big guy I bet mines bigger
The one that lives rent free in my head is Thane describing the first moment he saw his future wife. "Sunset eyes, defiant in the scope."
Every day I'm reminded of how much I fuckin love this game
Joker made the morbin’ time joke before it was cool. “It’s jokin’ time!” And not only did he say it’s jokin’ time, but he also joked all over the place. It was truly a story of all time.
udina's part sent me.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"
"It's clean"
"It's a plant!"
Well for shepard plants can be bastards too 🤣
Sheperd: *blows up a giant tree* ...........I thought it was the thorian
I think of and quote the "Oh, good" volus literally every single day
My favourite Volus quote is "I am a great wind, and will sweep all before me like a..... a great wind!"
1:28 Oh no, Kasumi was spying on Shep and Miranda lmao. Voyuer Kasumi was actually canon, who knew
Now please look at Normandy drive core’s design and tell me there arent at least 3 squad members with direct view on this scene. Granted, this doesnt include Kasumi but she’s basically rumormaster of the ship
@@annoyance.2583
Thane: Interesting.
Besides, Miranda wanted to be seen. She was pulling an Alpha Female move on Tali and Jack by fucking Shep in the engine room.
Let us not forget that Kasumi has intimate knowledge about Shepard's unmentionables.
Aww jokers line didnt make it? " i have to spend all day computing pi because some idiot plugged in the overlord, what a tool he was!"
I love Wrex hyping up James about his weights lmao
“The kids were alive. Usually….”
UNBELIEVABLE.
That delivery freakin killed me
It killed them too
Usually
6:22 NOT GARRUS BEGGING!!!! I cantttt im deaddd its too cute!!!
I love it when that asari says to Miranda, does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit.
And Jack goes "I like her. Are we still recruiting?"
"This is from my cabin. He's moving stuff out of my cabin. Oh, now it's personal. Messing with my cabin..."
Where’s that line from? I can’t find it
Citadel DLC Mass effect 3 when you are on Normandy
@@frida_drida thank you
@@epicslayerguy99 but only if you don't get the pets (the hamster and the fish too probably).
Everyone makes fun of Shepard dancing, but james is a whole other level
A line I always liked was bringing Zaeed to Haestrom and then he sees the Geth Colossus and yells, "Son of a bitch! Move!"
Most underrated character in the franchise
My all-time fav is "big stupid jellyfish "
Even on a paragon playthrough I do enough renegade acts to be able to carry that conversation out because it is so funny.
Same for pushing the guy out the window in Thane’s recruitment mission.
That line appears at least once in all three games of the Trilogy (no idea if it’s in Andromeda, but I doubt it); and it’s said with the same delivery every time.
Garrus will always have the best lines too me 😅
7:55
Shep just got roasted there.
Jennifer Hale's delivery is why FemShep is Best Shep for a Renegade playthrough
Also a paragon one. FemShep is best Shep period.
When he said "protect the heart of the colony", i felt that
Where did these thermal clips come from I thought weapons cooled down. By far one of the most meta 4th wall lines in the games
"And tell your assassin to aim for her head... cause she doesn't have a heart" yoooooooooooo
"this....this is green" lives rent free in my brain
Go! Go! Go!
Enemies everywhere!
I will destroy you!
You must die!
Hold the line!
SCRATCH ONE
This alone proves my theory - ME Trilogy is a giant shitpost and i LOVE it.
Maybe not the entire trilogy, but Citadel was most certainly the best shitpost DLC of all time.
I just now realized, that salarian said "tell your assassin to aim for her head, cuz she doesn't have a heart" thane shot said heartless bitch in the heart... I guess she did have one.
I just played this mission yesterday, & it looked more like a gut shot to me. So, Thane took a third option.
The "Oh, goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" always makes me scream laugh lmao
Seriously 10/10 video, these legitimately make me happy by just watching them. Bioware did something really special with this trilogy and I'm glad you were able to capture it in such a funny way.
6:05 nooooo Garrus I loved those times when I’d listen to you and Tali say the same lines over and over because I only ever brought you two out anywhere
8:19 Is this a sort-of call back to "No one touches Oghren's junk and lives"?
7:34 Wrex, or favorite barbarian-thief multiclasser.
Love when Garrus says “you know what’s also bad for business, A BROKEN NECK” 😂 kills me every time!
Gotta love... "Really Commander?" Sigh. "Probing Uranus..."
2:47 is one of my all time favorite interactions with a Volus. The top one is the "biotic god". Also, I never noticed that EDI's eye gets all wonky during the scene at 5:40
I bring her with me just to see that happen. Funny AF every time
' This one has enkindled a few woman'
I love Thane's lines around 8:00
0:43 IS SO FUNNY HUH WHAHDJDJ😭
Zaeed is one of my favourite. I may or may not now say goddamn because of him.
Nice i literally just got recommended the 1st one and saw this one too. Awesome compilations! :)
3:36 the way u chase Liara XD
Wrex: Relatable
Garrus: My boi
male Shepard: The guy I dated in High school
Fem Shep: me for real
I was always astounded at the batshit crazy antics Shepard and the gang get into on the citadel.
My favourite part of the citadel dlc is when shep is pissed that the hamster was in the stuff being moved out. The “go for the eyes” part was amazing
i always forget fist can survive me1
12:25 It's like the Femshepherd is saying:"Did she just stole my..."
11:55 I would never ever expect this exchange from Grunt and Samara lmao
Probably 'cuz it's actually Morinth
@@zephyrlyall8287 That's exactly my point, which is why I said *"would never"* lol
“Swear I didn’t touch anything.” Me at work
"Just 'cause i like you doesn't mean i wouldn't kill you"
Damn, that's dark as hell which doesn't really make sense because hell is supposed to be on fire if it exists.
I have been waiting for this one for weeks, Goddess bless you
So many renegade lines I had never heard before!
“Goddess, it’s admiral Kahoku” like she just noticed she stepped in something, is hilarious
Good video
One of things I missed is the Salarian on Sur'kesh who tells you in a number of ways to stop touching his keyboard :D
(and for a backround random character is really impressive, and downright hilarious.
It goes from calm to annoyed to angry to tired :D
Also the whole
"Hold the line" monologue and Mordin's reference to it
And while we talking about Mordin:
Him singing :D
Also
Where is the line at 1:01? Who is Shepard talking to?
It's Nasana Dantius.
THE CREDIT CHIT LINE!!! you're the best
8:26 Liara is on opiates
EDI: I'm okay! 😅 Shepard and Joker: ... Really. 😂
The turian security guard wants a donut. Which means either he wants to commit suicide by donut, or humans went to space, met turians, FOUGHT A SPACE WAR WITH TURIANS and then after that said "hey we have this thing called donuts, let's invent a version you guys can also eat"
I just complete Mass Effect 1-3 and Andromeda like, just the other week; but after watching these compilations I've started another run. Thanks for fueling my crippling sci fi addiction 😆
Femshep playing as a vangaurd zipping around grunting like a tennis match
Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that seem like a good idea.
Shepard and garrus mocking liara will always be amazing
LETS GO, PART 3
Sheperrrrrrd: (s)he said..."i should go"...do I sound like that
Wrex: Far as Ive known ya..yeah
"What the shit?!" lives rent free in my head at all times. Really great for any situation.
God i almost want to cry. I love this trilogy so much
I'm probably listening to these lines at 5am! I can't tell you how many times I've played this game ❤
“Tell you what, help me take out these mechs and we can play 20 Questions all day.”
- Jacob, I think
This is just soul food for me, every second of it ❤
I legitimately CANNOT get enough of the Tali drunk scene in 3. Not during the party, just after finishing the Miranda mission. "Stupid perfect genetics" and "Special Injection Tube" are literally two of my favorite lines in the trilogy XD