Mass Effect lines I think about at 5am

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  • @namerucherry
    @namerucherry  ปีที่แล้ว +830

    HOLY JESUS TAP-DANCING CHRIST!
    Jennifer Hale posted a an edited reel showcasing her lines FROM THIS VIDEO on her Instagram account on the 22nd June.
    That's it. My life is complete. See y'all at the top!
    But seriously, just thought I'd share this since it made me so incredibly happy. I look up to Jen and her work a lot, so it means the absolute world to me that she'd even take a glimpse at something I put together.💗
    Hope you're having a good day! Stay awesome. 💗

  • @andydyer6591
    @andydyer6591 ปีที่แล้ว +1230

    “I don’t argue with plants, give me what I want, now”
    -Me failing at gardening

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      You don't fail at gardening, gardening fail at you.

    • @noburu4717
      @noburu4717 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Level 1 farming in Project Zomboid be like

  • @gwendolynsnyder463
    @gwendolynsnyder463 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    my favourite line from the Citadel DLC:
    Javik: "Back in my cycle, we didn't use tooth brushes. We just cleaned the gunk off our teeth with biotics."
    Wrex: "Your cycle is crap."

    • @KujiArgisia
      @KujiArgisia ปีที่แล้ว +211

      "Damn, your cycle sounds like crap."

    • @gwendolynsnyder463
      @gwendolynsnyder463 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@KujiArgisia thanks, I didn't play it in English, but Wrex's answer to Javik's toothbrush line was still hilarious.

    • @Aleebi
      @Aleebi ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gwendolynsnyder463what language did you play it in? maybe i should do a runthrough in a diff language 😂

    • @gwendolynsnyder463
      @gwendolynsnyder463 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Aleebi I'm playing Mass Effect in German.
      What I like about the German dub are two situations, both in Mass Effect 3:
      Whenever Shepard mentions female Krogans in German, they don't just say "female" , they say either "Kroganesses" or "Women" , not just "females"
      The second situation is, when Anderson calls Shepard. That is that situation where he's basically like "...and now we're going to foxhole to foxhole, just to stay alive..."
      In German, Anderson just says: "And now we're going from hole to hole, just to stay alive" , which makes me wonder: was that an oversight from the translator, or did they do that on purpose?

    • @Aleebi
      @Aleebi ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gwendolynsnyder463 wow I really like "Kroganesses"
      and yea the way they say "protect the female!" is definitely out of date with modern english and societal standards 😂

  • @nschwartz311
    @nschwartz311 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    The one that always gets me is
    “Shepherd? But…you’re dead”
    “I got better”

    • @Bacxaber
      @Bacxaber ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Shepard

    • @JokeCubed
      @JokeCubed 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      "They killed you once and all it did is piss you off."

  • @JustaThing
    @JustaThing ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "She kills with sex"
    Shep: maybe im built different. *dies..again*

    • @GastNdorf
      @GastNdorf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Come on, I had to make sure, there might have been a chance...

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      For once the power of gay failed

  • @MrZiva82
    @MrZiva82 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    The entire Citadel DLC is pure joy and gags

    • @samiel992
      @samiel992 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      i still love that OP pistol and goofy lines to this day

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Absolutely. Was laughing my head off the entire time it was so good.

    • @OHaaaiden
      @OHaaaiden 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Easily the best fan service ever in a video game.

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Remember Grunt's escape from the hospital ? 😂

    • @VanillaSpooks
      @VanillaSpooks หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was so jolting, I wasn’t able to stop laughing for nearly half an hour

  • @truko5039
    @truko5039 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    "Look! It's Sovereign's half-brother, Sluggard! And he's looking for some payback!" I freaking can't

    • @__vx3
      @__vx3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fast and Furious ass plot twist lmao

    • @nothanks7263
      @nothanks7263 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It gets funnier when you realize Sluggard is the Reaper model you can buy in the giftshops XD

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm4292 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    this is a good mix of funny, plot-crucial, and soul-crushing lines. exactly what the title promises. instant add to favorites

    • @namerucherry
      @namerucherry  ปีที่แล้ว +59

      this comment made my whole week (almost cried while reading it on my lunch break). thank you so much 💕

    • @caseyhamm4292
      @caseyhamm4292 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      i’m at my parents house for winter break and i have been feeling quite down and i decided to shuffle my ‘favorites’ playlist. this was the second video that popped up and i immediately was like ‘this is why i keep this playlist lol’

  • @tyrannosaurus_wex
    @tyrannosaurus_wex ปีที่แล้ว +2530

    Fem shep being asked to breed krogan is wild

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      The same things happens for male shep too.

    • @Cthulhuwarlord
      @Cthulhuwarlord ปีที่แล้ว +200

      @@deontaeavila3514 still weirder for femshep though

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@Cthulhuwarlord in a post genophage tuchunka desperate times call for desperate measures.

    • @JustaThing
      @JustaThing ปีที่แล้ว +323

      Too be fair, she is one of the strongest Krogan

    • @TheRaiane157
      @TheRaiane157 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Probably Wrex joking to her

  • @537monster
    @537monster ปีที่แล้ว +383

    I love how she says “I don’t argue with plants” as if this was a long-standing personal policy of hers.

  • @kodychesire
    @kodychesire ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    Evil Shepard saying i should go followed by Shepard over analyzing how he/she says I Should Go is probably my favourite moment in the entire series

    • @Zora945
      @Zora945 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Same. Closely followed by "Shepard" "Shepard" "Wrex" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Grunt" "Shepard" "Wrex"

    • @SOMA-gj4xc
      @SOMA-gj4xc ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YES.

    • @garrar2003
      @garrar2003 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fr

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I love that they referenced how awkward it is when Shepard ends conversations with that.

    • @guifire9747
      @guifire9747 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Citadel is the best DLC of all times period

  • @skarrx2416
    @skarrx2416 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Wrex: "Shepard, we got a way out of here?"
    Shepard: "Wrex, I'm a professional!"
    Wrex: "That's not a yes!"
    Shepard: "It's not a no!"

  • @ShaoShaoMienshao
    @ShaoShaoMienshao ปีที่แล้ว +313

    If you bought the space hamster, instead of "they messed with my cabin!" its "Oh, they messed with my hamster?! Now its personal..." and then he tells the hamster to remember to go for the eyes.

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think my fish tank was there first time I played it haha

    • @TheR00k
      @TheR00k ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Well, it is a Miniature Giant Space Hamster. Of course you'd tell it to go for the eyes!

  • @thefigure13
    @thefigure13 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Sidonis casually saying fuck kills me.
    Grunt’s heh heh heh after his citadel meet up is always a belly laugh

    • @missmist97
      @missmist97 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sidonis says it with so much feeling 🤣

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I relate to Sidonis

  • @Did_No_Wrong
    @Did_No_Wrong 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    Renegade shepard is the literal definition of "I let the intrusive thoughts win gladly!"

    • @TheLanceUppercut
      @TheLanceUppercut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Renegade interrupts from ME2 live rent free in my head to this day.
      "You're working too hard"
      "How about 'goodbye'?"

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Comon big guy I bet mines bigger

  • @Junebug89
    @Junebug89 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Are you trying to start an interstellar war?!"
    Bold words from you, Udina.

  • @cousinzeke4888
    @cousinzeke4888 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "Defenseless herbivores are no match for guided missiles."

    • @IwinMahWay
      @IwinMahWay ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me to vegans:

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      And: *obliterates pyjak troup *

  • @swerveable324
    @swerveable324 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    I’m pretty sure Liara was high af the whole citadel party. Also Sammara’s dancing omg

    • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
      @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What if Samara has a low tolerance for alcohol since she probably has never taken breaks or drinks in like a few hundred or so years, which is why she was dancing? Either that or Samara is the galaxy’s greatest actor.

    • @tooru-kun4178
      @tooru-kun4178 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'm sure everyone was high af during that party, Edi too

    • @jorvach9874
      @jorvach9874 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Have you heard of the High (space) Elves?"

  • @AJJ129
    @AJJ129 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Mass effect has such a unique style of storytelling part daytime television soap opera part sitcom part sci fi part action

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wich is why it's awesome
      Truly a "Guardians of the Galaxy" vibe

  • @albiewhite8913
    @albiewhite8913 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    "If you told me this morning that a tooth brush was going to save the Normandy. I'd have been very skeptical."

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The best part is Shepard has seen so much shit they can’t rule it out. Just skeptical but not dismissive outright.

  • @dside_ru
    @dside_ru ปีที่แล้ว +98

    1:52 "And here I thought I'd had my betrayal and attempted murder for this year"
    Such a perfect mix of sadness and immediate acceptance about that delivery.

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Looking back on it, Garrus really got that Sass in him 😂

    • @me_12-vw1vi
      @me_12-vw1vi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@maxaudet5177Garuss is the best

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@me_12-vw1vi damn right he is 😂

  • @macwarspeaker2469
    @macwarspeaker2469 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    The specific delivery of Miranda's "Not anymore." after the fucking glance down has lived rent free in my brain ever since I played through the trilogy so thank you

  • @AverageJohanson
    @AverageJohanson ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The cut from "take your balls out of your purse" to "A cure for the genophage" at 9:11 got me ngl

  • @YuryVVV
    @YuryVVV ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The entirety of the Citadel DLC is so quotable. My God, I love how much heart and care was put into it

    • @deathspace985
      @deathspace985 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It truly felt like a love note to mass effect and it’s characters

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Face it commander you'll miss me.
      Sheperd: *gunshot * not at this range I wont

  • @tvdinner1986
    @tvdinner1986 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    One of my favorite lines:
    "Put more stuff in the... the thing more stuff goes in."

  • @slimj091
    @slimj091 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    The physical reaction of Shepard hearing evil clone Shepard say "I should go" gets me every time.

  • @shoelace.16
    @shoelace.16 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I am so happy you included the "FZZZZAP!" line

  • @zachary4670
    @zachary4670 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Wait, you guys are getting paid??
    Killed me

  • @ToxicMynd
    @ToxicMynd ปีที่แล้ว +204

    One you missed was,
    Zaeed: Rage is one hell of an anesthetic.

    • @klawschafer7425
      @klawschafer7425 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My favorite mass effect line. Quote it all the time.

  • @reaperofthings
    @reaperofthings ปีที่แล้ว +136

    1:28 Oh no, Kasumi was spying on Shep and Miranda lmao. Voyuer Kasumi was actually canon, who knew

    • @annoyance.2583
      @annoyance.2583 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Now please look at Normandy drive core’s design and tell me there arent at least 3 squad members with direct view on this scene. Granted, this doesnt include Kasumi but she’s basically rumormaster of the ship

    • @carlosdgutierrez6570
      @carlosdgutierrez6570 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@annoyance.2583
      Thane: Interesting.

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Besides, Miranda wanted to be seen. She was pulling an Alpha Female move on Tali and Jack by fucking Shep in the engine room.

    • @month32
      @month32 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Let us not forget that Kasumi has intimate knowledge about Shepard's unmentionables.

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, Miranda's got a lowkey exhibisionist kink
      Also an "Assert dominance" kind of thing

  • @ViscountessArseid
    @ViscountessArseid ปีที่แล้ว +244

    "Oh Goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" should not have gotten me as much as it did 😂😂😂

  • @lrznwaltz
    @lrznwaltz ปีที่แล้ว +86

    udina's part sent me.
    "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"

  • @ed3n4
    @ed3n4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Every day I'm reminded of how much I fuckin love this game

  • @razorac4063
    @razorac4063 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Aww jokers line didnt make it? " i have to spend all day computing pi because some idiot plugged in the overlord, what a tool he was!"

  • @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl
    @jshrhrgahhuehtnmppl ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Joker made the morbin’ time joke before it was cool. “It’s jokin’ time!” And not only did he say it’s jokin’ time, but he also joked all over the place. It was truly a story of all time.

  • @charlieseen
    @charlieseen ปีที่แล้ว +91

    The one that lives rent free in my head is Thane describing the first moment he saw his future wife. "Sunset eyes, defiant in the scope."

  • @Party21304
    @Party21304 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "It's clean"
    "It's a plant!"
    Well for shepard plants can be bastards too 🤣

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Sheperd: *blows up a giant tree* ...........I thought it was the thorian

  • @Calvin_Coolage
    @Calvin_Coolage ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Man Vega has so many good lines and moments despite being around for one game. He earned his spot in the Bro Pantheon with Garrus.

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And Wrex
      But yeah, they really put a lot of work into him to make him shine considering he was only in the 3rd game

  • @THATguyTOMO
    @THATguyTOMO ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I love Wrex hyping up James about his weights lmao

  • @elliottwatt5297
    @elliottwatt5297 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Goddess, it’s admiral Kahoku” like she just noticed she stepped in something, is hilarious

  • @ProtoManiac2283
    @ProtoManiac2283 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Wrex: "Women ☕"

  • @dillydallydolly6847
    @dillydallydolly6847 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    6:22 NOT GARRUS BEGGING!!!! I cantttt im deaddd its too cute!!!

  • @xdeser2949
    @xdeser2949 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I think of and quote the "Oh, good" volus literally every single day

    • @Naxirian
      @Naxirian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      My favourite Volus quote is "I am a great wind, and will sweep all before me like a..... a great wind!"

  • @SoulTaker3222
    @SoulTaker3222 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    “The kids were alive. Usually….”
    UNBELIEVABLE.
    That delivery freakin killed me

  • @Lasagnaisprettycool
    @Lasagnaisprettycool ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "And tell your assassin to aim for her head... cause she doesn't have a heart" yoooooooooooo

  • @amykelly6962
    @amykelly6962 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Love when Garrus says “you know what’s also bad for business, A BROKEN NECK” 😂 kills me every time!

  • @alexc8461
    @alexc8461 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    "This is from my cabin. He's moving stuff out of my cabin. Oh, now it's personal. Messing with my cabin..."

    • @epicslayerguy99
      @epicslayerguy99 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where’s that line from? I can’t find it

    • @frida_drida
      @frida_drida ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Citadel DLC Mass effect 3 when you are on Normandy

    • @epicslayerguy99
      @epicslayerguy99 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@frida_drida thank you

    • @Leonkaonka
      @Leonkaonka ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epicslayerguy99 but only if you don't get the pets (the hamster and the fish too probably).

  • @sue2058
    @sue2058 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I love it when that asari says to Miranda, does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit.

    • @benjaminbreeg3877
      @benjaminbreeg3877 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And Jack goes "I like her. Are we still recruiting?"

  • @BlueSpartan107
    @BlueSpartan107 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    A line I always liked was bringing Zaeed to Haestrom and then he sees the Geth Colossus and yells, "Son of a bitch! Move!"

    • @missmist97
      @missmist97 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most underrated character in the franchise

  • @Savethebabyseals
    @Savethebabyseals ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Everyone makes fun of Shepard dancing, but james is a whole other level

    • @starryscientistjulie
      @starryscientistjulie 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ^THIS. I came down to the comments section for this. And people give Shepard grief??

  • @TheBristow55
    @TheBristow55 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Seriously 10/10 video, these legitimately make me happy by just watching them. Bioware did something really special with this trilogy and I'm glad you were able to capture it in such a funny way.

  • @gormauslander
    @gormauslander ปีที่แล้ว +31

    When he said "protect the heart of the colony", i felt that

  • @steveredstone1711
    @steveredstone1711 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    7:55
    Shep just got roasted there.

  • @Marshal_Dunnik
    @Marshal_Dunnik ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jennifer Hale's delivery is why FemShep is Best Shep for a Renegade playthrough

    • @TheLanceUppercut
      @TheLanceUppercut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Also a paragon one. FemShep is best Shep period.

  • @michelvanderlinden8363
    @michelvanderlinden8363 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:34 Wrex, or favorite barbarian-thief multiclasser.

  • @SoUniqueUser
    @SoUniqueUser ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:05 nooooo Garrus I loved those times when I’d listen to you and Tali say the same lines over and over because I only ever brought you two out anywhere

  • @captainpazuzu
    @captainpazuzu ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Gotta love... "Really Commander?" Sigh. "Probing Uranus..."

  • @Star_lord666
    @Star_lord666 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My all-time fav is "big stupid jellyfish "

    • @joshuaridgway3230
      @joshuaridgway3230 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even on a paragon playthrough I do enough renegade acts to be able to carry that conversation out because it is so funny.
      Same for pushing the guy out the window in Thane’s recruitment mission.

    • @Shaun_Jones
      @Shaun_Jones 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That line appears at least once in all three games of the Trilogy (no idea if it’s in Andromeda, but I doubt it); and it’s said with the same delivery every time.

  • @jeremyhire5516
    @jeremyhire5516 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "this....this is green" lives rent free in my brain

  • @HelenHunt69
    @HelenHunt69 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:19 Is this a sort-of call back to "No one touches Oghren's junk and lives"?

  • @brylo78
    @brylo78 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    The "Oh, goddess, it's Admiral Kahoku" always makes me scream laugh lmao

  • @rthorofthehillppl
    @rthorofthehillppl ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:47 is one of my all time favorite interactions with a Volus. The top one is the "biotic god". Also, I never noticed that EDI's eye gets all wonky during the scene at 5:40

    • @Shae_Sandybanks
      @Shae_Sandybanks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I bring her with me just to see that happen. Funny AF every time

  • @ycrow7775
    @ycrow7775 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This alone proves my theory - ME Trilogy is a giant shitpost and i LOVE it.

    • @TheLanceUppercut
      @TheLanceUppercut 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Maybe not the entire trilogy, but Citadel was most certainly the best shitpost DLC of all time.

  • @TheBlindRaven
    @TheBlindRaven ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Garrus will always have the best lines too me 😅

  • @Carl882
    @Carl882 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:36 the way u chase Liara XD

  • @archerdark7524
    @archerdark7524 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Go! Go! Go!
    Enemies everywhere!
    I will destroy you!
    You must die!
    Hold the line!

    • @austinbutcher8106
      @austinbutcher8106 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      SCRATCH ONE

    • @blairp6275
      @blairp6275 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That's it, bag em and tag em

  • @treynienhuser2616
    @treynienhuser2616 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I just now realized, that salarian said "tell your assassin to aim for her head, cuz she doesn't have a heart" thane shot said heartless bitch in the heart... I guess she did have one.

    • @RyunoOhi
      @RyunoOhi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I just played this mission yesterday, & it looked more like a gut shot to me. So, Thane took a third option.

  • @Carlosmartinez117
    @Carlosmartinez117 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Where did these thermal clips come from I thought weapons cooled down. By far one of the most meta 4th wall lines in the games

  • @n7kiingfreshii599
    @n7kiingfreshii599 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Nice i literally just got recommended the 1st one and saw this one too. Awesome compilations! :)

  • @shisho_sos8093
    @shisho_sos8093 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    12:25 It's like the Femshepherd is saying:"Did she just stole my..."

  • @RandomAwesomeDude
    @RandomAwesomeDude 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Nothing tops Garrus's whispery impression of Liara saying "By the Goddess". Kills me everytime

  • @director1336
    @director1336 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    My favourite part of the citadel dlc is when shep is pissed that the hamster was in the stuff being moved out. The “go for the eyes” part was amazing

  • @Kat-fi5zl
    @Kat-fi5zl หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    2:50 The simultaneous tilt they do gets me everytime

  • @mtarantino42
    @mtarantino42 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:26 Liara is on opiates

  • @zjay
    @zjay ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I have been waiting for this one for weeks, Goddess bless you

  • @jademagic1828
    @jademagic1828 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Sometimes I’ll just randomly shout “Protect the heart of the colony!” around my wife. I've done it so much now that she throws whatever is near her at me when I do 😂❤️ 0:10

  • @spacehekate6167
    @spacehekate6167 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:43 IS SO FUNNY HUH WHAHDJDJ😭

  • @deerhead_
    @deerhead_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    THE CREDIT CHIT LINE!!! you're the best

  • @vestarakhai5303
    @vestarakhai5303 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:25 "oh god" "don't ever say that name aloud" 🤣🤣

  • @imperatoriacustodum4667
    @imperatoriacustodum4667 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Zaeed is one of my favourite. I may or may not now say goddamn because of him.

  • @matheuszanlorenzi6076
    @matheuszanlorenzi6076 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    ' This one has enkindled a few woman'

  • @krudmonger
    @krudmonger ปีที่แล้ว +10

    So many renegade lines I had never heard before!

  • @Xio189
    @Xio189 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I was always astounded at the batshit crazy antics Shepard and the gang get into on the citadel.

  • @augustusrobicheaux5160
    @augustusrobicheaux5160 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I love Thane's lines around 8:00

  • @mochike
    @mochike ปีที่แล้ว +5

    i just love jennifer hale's deadpan delivery as shepard. her husky voice is so fitting for femshep! couldn't imagine anyone else as THE commaner shepard.

  • @erinescobar8610
    @erinescobar8610 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Swear I didn’t touch anything.” Me at work

  • @rurukitty405
    @rurukitty405 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Wrex: Relatable
    Garrus: My boi
    male Shepard: The guy I dated in High school
    Fem Shep: me for real

  • @colemanstryk3r557
    @colemanstryk3r557 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:34 One of my favorites, and the line about the Volus still waiting for the credits while you are deep in The Archives will never not be funny.

  • @talondarkfire
    @talondarkfire ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "What the shit?!" lives rent free in my head at all times. Really great for any situation.

  • @shakenbake7777
    @shakenbake7777 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    i always forget fist can survive me1

  • @samuelclayhills3298
    @samuelclayhills3298 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    11:55 At first I tought it was Samara and I was like tf Samara Grunt is basically a baby while you are super old and you won't date Shepard tf but then I read and saw it was Morinth thank fuck.

  • @zzodysseuszz
    @zzodysseuszz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:16 Bbbbbffffftttt😂 hahahahahhahaahah what the fuck were those zoom-in hahaha I’m dying in my bed lmao

  • @d22777
    @d22777 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Good video
    One of things I missed is the Salarian on Sur'kesh who tells you in a number of ways to stop touching his keyboard :D
    (and for a backround random character is really impressive, and downright hilarious.
    It goes from calm to annoyed to angry to tired :D
    Also the whole
    "Hold the line" monologue and Mordin's reference to it
    And while we talking about Mordin:
    Him singing :D
    Also
    Where is the line at 1:01? Who is Shepard talking to?

    • @BMART1N7
      @BMART1N7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's Nasana Dantius.

  • @swordsmenjay
    @swordsmenjay ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “I’m the only thing standing between you and a whole in the head”
    Fuck
    *studio laugh track*

  • @loadeddice4696
    @loadeddice4696 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The turian security guard wants a donut. Which means either he wants to commit suicide by donut, or humans went to space, met turians, FOUGHT A SPACE WAR WITH TURIANS and then after that said "hey we have this thing called donuts, let's invent a version you guys can also eat"

  • @kamarovcliffordsky3458
    @kamarovcliffordsky3458 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    *Finishes the video*
    I should go

  • @gt4278
    @gt4278 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    LETS GO, PART 3

  • @marcusrelicus728
    @marcusrelicus728 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just complete Mass Effect 1-3 and Andromeda like, just the other week; but after watching these compilations I've started another run. Thanks for fueling my crippling sci fi addiction 😆

  • @kyochan2880
    @kyochan2880 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    EDI: I'm okay! 😅 Shepard and Joker: ... Really. 😂

  • @thundercat_pumyra
    @thundercat_pumyra ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that seem like a good idea.