THE BEST OF r/COMEDYHEAVEN
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 29 ก.ค. 2024
- An hour of the top posts from r/Comedyheaven on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
Robin ► / xycronva
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien ► / notdamienlee
Damien | A COMMUNIST, ARE YOU: 00:00:00
Jack | leave me alone: 00:12:06
Damien | nice: 00:22:53
Robin | the: 00:36:17
Damien | QUAGMIRE TOILET: 00:48:31 - ตลก
Damien is the funniest one due to his laugh as well as his narration lol
30:18 I actually have that book
breadsticck
‘The Cat in the Ass’ is my favourite Dr. Seuss book
Lol
i thought it was the ass in the cat
HEHEHEHEHE
Man, I miss Damien. He's an awesome narrator, sad he left EmKay. Not that I don't like Lexi, Robin, and Jack, but Damien was great too.
Edit: I know Damien is back guys thx lol
Yeah
Why did he leave
he still has his own channel (damien lee) in case you didnt know!!
Deelee
True
this is true heaven
The heaven of comedy
YES
It indeed is
How can one call "PREGNANT ALIEN SEX" heavenly
Bluds laugh bro I’m dead 💀
3:04 Norwegian here! Can confirm. nothing like a quick stripe of my enemies crushed and powdered bones to lighten the mood and energize me to end more of'em.
WTF DUDE IS BLITZØ!
Tord????
"... but I am worried, it has anti-christian undertones" made me laugh so hard 😂
Bruh
I'm assuming it was because the apple could be interpreted as the "forbidden fruit", but yeah it's quite the absurd assumption lmao
@@BinglesP that makes sense
Man EmKay, you have yet to disappoint. Every vid is just like a bag of cucumbers. I eat the bag and not the cucumbers and it tastes very good 😋
Wh-
what 😦
Same!! It tastes amazing 😁
r/comedyheaven
Same.
12:14 my calculations, assuming that one bee is 0.5cm x 0.5cm x 1.8cm and that a Lexus GX has a volume of 1832 litres, result in 4,070,704 bees
Wow, that is less than I thought. Not by a lot, but still less than I expected.
Thank you sir
nerd
What kind of bees you got that are 1.8cm long? Could definitely get a lot more bees in there if you squish em real tight.
*@EmKay Pin this, the world needs to know:* A Lexus GX would have an interior volume of between 4 million and 6 million cubic centimeters.
10,000 bees fit into a space of approximately 6300 cubic centimeters. So effectively: (5,000,000 / 6300) * 10,000 = 7,936,507 bees on average.
Or between 6,349,206 and 9,523,809 bees, assuming western honey bees. This is assuming they're squished together, so for a more realistic estimate, the lower end of that range would be more representative of the actual amount of bees in the car.
Bear in mind these are rough approximations, and the amount of bees can vary based on age of the bee, exact type of bee, as well as how hard you squish them together, but i don't think the absolute upper limit of quantity of bees smushed in a Lexus GX would surpass 12 million bees.
So next time you and your friends bring up how many of which animal can fit in a Lexus GX, you can impress your friends by telling them how many bees fit in a Lexus GX under a number of different circumstances! :)
Hero
Epic
I did the math and got a lower portion of that. 4,919,300.64 happy someone else did the math too :D
I don´t know what´s funnier,the memes or Damien´s laugh
i love these videos because it feels like im looking at memes with someone and i don't have to actually go on reddit to find good ones
Oh my god
I remember watching Between the Lions in like 2nd grade (2005 I think?) and I legitimately had no idea what it was called, and haven't seen it since then so it's nothing more than a vague memory. Until watching this video I thought it had merely been a fever dream. Thank you.
Absolutely one of my favorite Subreddits
I like how the person listening to only Crazy Frog broke the laws of time to listen to it for about 18 years in the span of 1 (since there's 525,600 minutes in a year)
Probably played it on multiple devices simultaneously to get the effect though
15:50 what makes me uncontrollably mad is the fact there's only 7 hotdogs.
i absolutely love the emkay community, some of the nicest people you’ll meet on the internet ‼️‼️‼️
2:14 was the most contagious laughter I've ever heard.
Damien's sniper impression near the beginning was genuinely phenomenal
Schnipin's a good job, mate!
no timestop?
1:24
4:51 is a really wholesome boomer comic actually. It shows you why books are so good to begin with, without having to compare them to phones or anything. Plus the character is a cute little goober guy
10:55 that man ain't chunky Dora the explora, he's that big ass red chicken!
As a big fan of unfunny jokes, this is very funny to me.
go look in the mirror, you find a real unfunny joke.
have a nice watch everyone
3:03 as someone who learned german in 6th grade i can confirm this is an average german breakfast
Day 1042 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
GAWD DAYUMN
No feedback for Jack.
Bros been going forever
Dude I can’t with Damien’s laugh at 2:15
11:50 Ah, yes
My favorite Steven Universe character
*SPINAL*
I don't know about the rest of you When he pronounced spinel like he did It's a shivers down my spine
me too
21:08 wort wort wort
Lmao 🤣 I was not prepared for that.
12:52
Ibuki, but drunk
but I actually got excited when I saw Ibuki-
Omg I noticed that too
Same
I can’t remember the last time I’ve burst out laughing, human (personal lose) suffering and all, but damn, this had me busting a gut at points. Well done.
Had me busting a nut
21:01"That speech is incomprehensible" *activates sangheili*
perfect, a comedy heaven video for after finishing an artwork based off "i hope you miss me in heaven", nice 👍
F for Austin the purple kangaroo
the only thing about me that’s going to heaven is apparently my sense of humor
Hey I was watching r/starterpacks!!
the way damien said PISS made me laugh harder then it should have
I love damien for not using the r word
I mean, he isn't allowed to swear at all on this channel, so he wouldn't have to either way
Still a great guy though, I've never heard him say it on his personal channels where he isn't censored so that's good
@@BinglesP yes ik but it wasn't like he actually said it and then it was censored. Like they don't say the "f-word" whenever it comes up y'know?
1:24
Nice one Damien! That sniper impression was spot on!
2:16 The laugh is priceless 😭
As an SU fan 11:50 made me levitate.. spineal plush!
Thank you for reminding me about the FarQuaadratic Formula
As soon as I saw thumbnail my body exploded laughing for no reason
I want more Damien doin Sniper impressions NOW WAAAAAAAAAH 👶👶
16:00 wow, that was sang so good.
HOLY SHIT! So many Emkay videos released in a single day!
40:56 the sequel to the award-winning "star fruit": the even more extravagant, brain-numbingly beautiful "green"
I love emkay so much
If Naruto Was In The Cars Movie this is what there names would be “Sasucar Vroomchia” and “Caruto Cruisemaki”😂😂😂 I laughed so hard at those names😂😂😂
24:46 did not expect to see neil cicierega here lmao
was looking for this
Thanks spongebob for making an entire generation think jellyfish electrocute stuff....
2:43 i love how its going from most recent to oldest
a lot of these aren't so bad it's good, they're just funny lol
14:34 When your cooking is only as scrumptious as your tunes.😂
These memes have been approved by a Smooth Criminal
3:03 as a German i can confirm. I love my mayonnaise towels!!
i have found a new way i wanna die
by laughter
I keep forgetting damien is
the "this muffin looks an awful lot like a hamster, someone baked a hamster into my muffin" guy.
40:54
I was gonna say orange, but this is much better.
53:11 Holy shit I never thought I'd see someone send someone else a Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff comic panel
Upon doing a little research, a Lexus GX can fit at least 1314.704 honey bees of 15mm^3, as a Lexus GX has a volume of 64.7ft^3 (19720.56mm^3)
3:18 im naming all of my charmanders in my future nuzlockes hamilton now and no one can stop me
12:56 poor Ibuki
the thumbnail is what I type in when I inspect a text on any website in the computer lab
man i love emkay
LOL TRANSLATE IT
@@Cl0udyVision huh
translate what
sometimes on comments u can translate them
i translated it to russian lol, it read: person, i love mom xD
best subreddit fr
The farquaadatric formula crqcked me up so much😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:16
HELP THAT LAUGH😂😂😂
Damien having an existential crisis over a mobile game about peeling stuff has made my day. 56:45 btw
Notice how literally no one has had the chance to finish this video becuase it hasn’t been up long enough
I’ve done it 😮💨🫡💪🔥💯
35:28 did some math and they listened to that song for nearly 18 years. Thats a long time of crazy frog in just a year, damn.
1:27 when Damien said piss he had sounded like the Sniper from TF2
my interne went out at 16:09 so all i heard was "hah-" followed by silence and i straight up thought it was part of the joke
I am one of the viewers to have ever watched this video
Same
I STARTED SOBBING ON THE LAST ONE-
Emkay I love your videos
“Sasuke go vroom vroom”😂😂
Hole shizzle you just unlocked a memory I had of between the lions I saw one episode in elementary in kindergarten
3:05 as a Norwegian I can confirm that’s what I eat for breakfast every day
I almost started choking on my cereal on the farquaadratic formula
Breadsticcck 😂😂😂
Breadsticck
@@usoppfangirl8153😂😂😂
2:56 As a Norwegian i can confirm that we eat the crushed up bones of our enemies for breakfast.
5:44 there is a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip which had a similar concept, however using then retail masters Sears and Kmart as places to buy a child.
I CANT- I SENT THE FARQUARD ONE TO MY MATHS TEACHER 😭😭 HE JUST EMAILED ME BACK SAYING THAT HE FELL OFF HIS DESK CHAIR AFTER GETTING THE EMAIL- I FEEL SO BAD 😭😭
12:43 according to my calculations, you can fit aprox 27million honeybees in a Lexus gx
1:26 Literally ever Sniper main in existence XD
37:26 Snipin's a good job mate.
4:03 I’d just like to add that Chip Zdarsky is now the current writer of the Batman comics, and has also written a critically acclaimed series of Daredevil
that person answering green to the blueberries being the only fruit named for a colour post were so close. The only needed to put Greengage and it would have been RIGHT! LOL
21:08 alright you won the like with that elite wort
*I look at the thumbnail*
Electric Sign:Peepee poopoo.
Me:Heh heh, funny sign!
2:17 That Weeze Was Legendary
40:03 no but the fact that the original person asked themself the question and someone else answered XD
Best Super Mario Bros. impression I've ever heard.
59:16 idk if this is just his gym, but as somebody who actually goes to a martial arts class... 👏THE👏GI👏DOESN'T👏CHANGE👏YOUR👏SKILL👏LEVEL👏ITS👏THE👏BELT👏COLORRRRR👏
True comedy gold here👍😊
LMAOO THE THUMBNAIL- i litteraly just randomly said " pee pee poo poo" to my bff while we were wahching demon slayer 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I use to have the Halloween shirt that said “candy first, then floss.”
in a Lexus GX, aproximately from 2105879 to 1052939 bees can fit
How do you aquire this knowledge
BRO THE AH AH HA IS ANOYING, but still awsome video
39:12 I think this cat needs help, can we get a hostage negotiator on the line?
2:16 the laugh tho 💀