lmao true my moms punto has literally every electrical problem it could have but then it still always starts and it took $0 in service in the past 2 years
If it has an ashtray and shitty wiring, it's Italian If it has an ashtray and decent wiring, it's French. If it has no ashtray and shitty wiring, it's Swedish.
5:03 Lancia Strato drivers had to deal with that as you would sit in the direct center of the car, your steering wheel would be off to the right, and your pedals would be off to the left.
Grog i have some automation advice: to make mid/rear engine cars stable you need really small tires(like 195mm or 225mm wide). Also the front suspension needs to be much softer than the rear (the presets do a good job at this) and also toe camber dont have as big of an affect on handling in beamng as automation so just leave toe at 0 and make the front and rear camber even. Another thing is the weight distribution slider doesnt affect the car in beamng so leave it at 50 (you can test this with a ui app in beamng). Hopefully this comment was useful 😌
Wait Automation works in the wrong way for suspension ? Front hard + rear soft = understeer and Front soft + rear hard = oversteer. It goes for suspension and anti roll bar, as springs participate in the anti roll function. (Sorry if it is not clear, english is not my native language)
@@cyaanghoost No it works like in real life. I tried to make the front suspension as hard as the rear on my mid engine car and it made it snap oversteer. Make the blue and red bars above the suspension settings numbers equals and the car will be (mostly) stable and predictable. Hard rear=understeer hard front=oversteer
Yep, Lada tuning from hell! Or if you want it more ridiculous: a bloody V12 Zaporozhets 🤣 A Buchanka would also be terrible. Like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, but 80's gopnik communist style.
This is really accurate to both Ferrari, Lotus and Lamborghini. It was all the problems from stalling for no reason, catching fire for stopping and useless lights
Automation idea: Make one of that super low pickups with way too big rims and approximately ZERO tires, to-the-roof truck exhausts and everything apart from wheels, height and exhausts looks stock. I think it would be funny to put a Super Torque Burger there =) (most American car engine)
I just love that this thing keeps spontaneously combusting, even when nothing happens 😂 Bumps into a railing at like... 1mph - combusts Comes to a stop behind a van violating a police station - combusts Does LITERALLY ANYTHING - combusts This is one of my new favourite Grog cars, probably beaten only by Chappie 😂
[Proceeds making an Italian supercar.] Italian supercar: [constantly broken and on fire.] As an Italian myself I compliment you for the accuracy, but... why haven't ya drove-a throught-a any-a la red-a traffic-a light-a, mamma mia 🤌🤌?!? If you have to make car in our style, also drive them in our style (albeit, the total disregard for speed limits is accurate)!
I'm a tad late but ima do eht. If the grog hearts this comment I will make a 208 racecar in GT7 which is the grog themed. Also make the best car in da world into a fast beast :)
Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car: -VW Gol chassis -FWD transmission -A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it -PVC exchaust -90's tech at best -A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out -Raked suspension -Lots of rust -Dragon Ball merch
7 "we do eht"s were found in this video. Rank:N(ot bad but not enough) Man, that car probably was an offense against italians, poor spaghetti eating men.
The brown interior based social ranking is actually a carryover from the 1960s-70s, We Really need to bring it back. Not enough B R O W N in modern cars, or houses for that matter
I actually have the first model of the fiat panda . It's not the original but the facelift 141a model and it's the Van version. It's got like 43 horsepower and its FWD with a LOT of torque. Like few months ago I put like 566 kilos or 1250 pounds worth of bricks (around 250 bricks) in the back, the back seat folds into a v shape and lifts up, and that car drove no problem. My father owned it for 15 years, gifted it to me when I passed my driving test, and neither of us had any problems with it. It always starts the engine no problem and has zero rust on it. Great value car
Idea: Dodge Omni, but keep make it Awd, and the entire trunk area is filled with the biggest V8 possible (Supercharge if possible, because you know, Hellcat) Also, the widest cam possible so it sounds like popcorn
Build Stalin's armoured car which weighs 50 tons and give it a really torquey agricultural diesel, or truck engine that does max 2500 rpm and really really really soft suspension, no traction aids, and no dampening whatsoever, so when you gun it, the front points to the sky and the arse end scrapes along the floor like a dog. Also thanks for the content!
"As long as you're constantly on the throttle it won't spin" Congratulations! You finally learned to drive a mid-engine car! Seriously, though, the whole reason why mid-engine cars seem tail-happy is because they're actually very sensitive to weight transfer and they're easy to get to rotate. When you lift off the throttle you transfer weight forward, and even more so when you brake. And that's when the car decides to break the rears loose. Of course, it doesn't help that your car _terminally oversteers_
Fact: Ferruccio Lamborghini never actually owned a Ferrari, because Enzo told him that "a tractor driver will never set foot in a Ferrari" to his face. Ferruccio went back to his office and ordered they stop making tractors immediately.
so basically Ferrari was such a raging thunderc*nt that Ferruccio basically just went "Aight, fuck you then. I'm making my own cars, and they'll be super cars."
@@Deadsphere come up with better rage bait next time Edit: the channel has turned off links in comments For the first part, just search up “The epic story behind the Ferrari and Lamborghini rivalry” by Gran Turismo Events And for the tractor part, just look up the wiki for Lamborghini Trattori, nowhere did it say they stopped making tractors when making the 350 GT, but the cars actually increased the sales of its tractors
why is grog the best small youtuber like hes so underrated and ive been watching him for nearly a month and i still havent seen all his vids best content ever, You go Grog we love u
Oi, i would love to see you play American gun simulator (hotdogs, horseshoes and hand grenades) I also suggestion modding it to have the British revolvers. You know what to do :) We do eht
@@kylestacks3292 Except game doesn't allow either W configuration or 18 cylinders. Tbf, it also doesn't include diesels but we shall ignore that detail ..
@@nikolenmrdja3961 yes I know but also I'm mainly referring to the visuals which is a much better looking car then the modern one I feel (probably should have clarified that)
Not sure how in depth this game is when it comes to handling characteristics, but I remember in GT2, and GT2, hi powered MR and FR cars were almost impossible to control, unless you spent oodles of time working on their suspension settings. Ride height, spring height, dampening and rebound all played a role. It is the one thing I noticed about the Lambo that your car didn't have. When you turned with the Lambo, the body rolled a bit, meaning it had a soft suspension, at least in the rear. Your car didn't. From what I recall the front end has to be pretty stiff, but the back end rather soft. It also looks like those wings aren't adding any downforce at all.
Love the video!!! I have an idea for the next one! Make a swedish shitbox. Either a Volvo brick, like it is an actual brick or. Build a koenegsegg mixed with a Saab and a Volvo!🚙
I'm less certain about the humor in this one, TBH. When you willfully make an imbalanced car, then spend the rest of the video whining about it... meh.
This is truly a Countach with the side vent from a Testrossa. Maube it would've come out better if you did the headlights like the F40 because it has both normal and pop-ups This car is italian certified 🇮🇹 Love from Italy average Peugeot 206 enjoyer ❤️❤️
I think an offroad Donk needs to be a future build... I`m imagining a donk, but maybe 4wd and offroad tires that are inexplicably still super low profile, locking diffs if you think it fits the build, but to balance it out make sure there is still as littile suspension travel as possible, despite being lifted so high, and it needs to have the least american engine possible (like a super high revving 3 cylinder with good power but no torque, for example) Another suggestion would be to make a Dacia Sandero, if it were a fire breathing supercar, capable of beating the fastest ferrari or even a Bugatti (I`ll leave the technical details up to you though)
Grog: *ignores suggestions*
car: *uncontrollable*
Grog: *surprised pikachu face*
Das just his thing
what an surpize its italian
Italy doesn't come close to france,the country responsible for the hypercar known as the Peugeot 206
Fool! You forget we made the Multipla!11!1!
Naw they made the topolino
Need for Speed Peugeot 2 when
Facts. Remember when Topgear drag raced a Peugeot 206cc against a Veyron and won?
Me when Peugeot 207 cc
>italian supercar
>spontaneously combust
Seems right
"I've stalled it... and its on fire again" most Italian sentence ever
most accurate depiction of a 70s supercar. It wants to kill you and it catches on fire every time it goes above 100 mph
I'm tearing apart my C3 because she drank all her coolant and promptly blew a head gasket. You are more correct then I'd like you to be.
@@leonthayne normal c3 activities
@@leonthayne I thought that Citroen was a 2000's to present car
@@morganwilliams2863 1979 C3 Corvette. Not a supercar, just a steel box truck with a fancy fiberglass body. Still hauls like a bat out of hell though.
@@leonthayne remember the generation of Camaro that outperformed the Corvette? safe to say GM higher ups werent happy
Does it have an ashtray and shitty wiring ? If not it cant be considered Italian
lol
idk when he was doing the lights the wiring seemed pretty shit
lmao true my moms punto has literally every electrical problem it could have but then it still always starts and it took $0 in service in the past 2 years
Make a Chevy luv with a v16 0.5l with nothing but the best racing parts including a crap carbureted intake
If it has an ashtray and shitty wiring, it's Italian
If it has an ashtray and decent wiring, it's French.
If it has no ashtray and shitty wiring, it's Swedish.
2:53
Grog: “Can we have pop up indicators as well?”
Me: *Sliphantom Flashbacks*
time for popup mirrors, with insert soap opera here
"sometimes I amaze even myself"
@yordandoykov3181 still waiting for vanborghini mk2
“More, Lightpower™️.”
@@Rateltong and naturally they would need to be facing the wrong way.
as an italian, i love this video. oh and
CE L'ABBIAMO FATTA SIUUUUM
Italiani riuniamoci e festeggiamo questo avvenimento
@@davidemartorana4708 dobbiamo richiamare tutta la community italiana di automation e fare dediche a grog come se piovesse
@@davidemartorana4708 please no terrorism in the chat
Ahahah andiamo!😂😂
I migliori video su youtube, Grog! Continua così ❤🤣
I dont need to know Italian to understand this comment. Not because its hyper feeling or something but because translate exists
5:03 Lancia Strato drivers had to deal with that as you would sit in the direct center of the car, your steering wheel would be off to the right, and your pedals would be off to the left.
Same thing with the countach, the pedals are off to the right! He’s really channeling his inner Italian
@@apollo7557 haha
I’m pretty sure the f40 is the same way kinda seems like Italians like doing things the wrong way
next a Peugeot 206 V12 biturbo :D like a tribute to the Need For Speed one u_U
Decaturbo v132
Yes yes NFS Peugeot
The drivable car
He made your idea in a recent video
@@thewarlocksupreme thank you i saw it :))
make a rudely communist car
I second that
The sequel to Shinyodds Blyat Mobile
@@VortexKiller2 Or Consider’s Cominturismo
@@VortexKiller2or maybe a Suka Mobile
@@Akira_R450 A Laika 601 Deluxe
Are you aware of how much you sound like a young Jeremy Clarkson?
Grog i have some automation advice: to make mid/rear engine cars stable you need really small tires(like 195mm or 225mm wide). Also the front suspension needs to be much softer than the rear (the presets do a good job at this) and also toe camber dont have as big of an affect on handling in beamng as automation so just leave toe at 0 and make the front and rear camber even. Another thing is the weight distribution slider doesnt affect the car in beamng so leave it at 50 (you can test this with a ui app in beamng). Hopefully this comment was useful 😌
Not sure about Grog, but I'll definitely try it out, thanks :^)
Wait Automation works in the wrong way for suspension ? Front hard + rear soft = understeer and Front soft + rear hard = oversteer. It goes for suspension and anti roll bar, as springs participate in the anti roll function. (Sorry if it is not clear, english is not my native language)
@cyaanghoost it's because the rear end needs to stay stable to not stable for it to not slide out lol
@@cyaanghoost No it works like in real life. I tried to make the front suspension as hard as the rear on my mid engine car and it made it snap oversteer. Make the blue and red bars above the suspension settings numbers equals and the car will be (mostly) stable and predictable. Hard rear=understeer hard front=oversteer
@@thegamerzone9126 what you said is the opposite of how it works in real life
You better make a horrible Soviet car, if not then I will send tanks
Edit : omg I got so many likes so quick :D
Ladaaaaa
Yep, Lada tuning from hell! Or if you want it more ridiculous: a bloody V12 Zaporozhets 🤣 A Buchanka would also be terrible. Like the Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, but 80's gopnik communist style.
A lada with a v8 hemi lol
The absolute ferocious SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED we do eht
also please make it serbian
soviet microcar but a super car or the Premier’s limousine?
3:10 erm actually Indonesia isn’t in the EU so they wouldn’t have that plate design 🤓
yep, but they very similar ig
*And there is an "I" on the plate that means that is from Italy 🤓👆*
Njir, dari indonesia dak tu plat nomor polisinya. 😂😂
LA COUNTACH FROM CHINA
This is the pinnacle of "these graphs in Automation don't mean anything, I know what I'm doing"
This is really accurate to both Ferrari, Lotus and Lamborghini. It was all the problems from stalling for no reason, catching fire for stopping and useless lights
11:00 3 Mins and 60 Secs? So... 4 Minutes? What is wrong with that stopwatch? Or am I the one who is wrong somehow?
😂yeah i thought the same
Testa Rossa side vents and a Countach wing.
You have made the most '80s Italian supercar vehicle ever.
9:11 FLAME ON
Bro... The time Is telling me something else
@@Tonythenotobese it was a reference to the human torch the fact that the car caught so quickly made me think of it
@@rileybriggs5494i MEANT THAT It says 9/11
7:40 +100000 accuracy 🔥🔥🔥🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
I believe I have conceived the most difficult automation/beamng challenge yet: a car that would pass an MOT inspection
It even catches on fire! You truly are an artist, a designer rivaling Marcello Gandini himself!
Missed opportunity to call it La S🅱️inalla
Should have called it the Fuoco. Not only does it translate as "fire" but it's also a noise you can make as you frisbee about in spins.
Gerog Television please indulge in the activity of mentioning the holy grail of french automobiles, the peugeot 206 more frequently in your videos.
Formal guy
Automation idea:
Make one of that super low pickups with way too big rims and approximately ZERO tires, to-the-roof truck exhausts and everything apart from wheels, height and exhausts looks stock.
I think it would be funny to put a Super Torque Burger there =) (most American car engine)
Make a 750cc 3cyl engine with 500 HP+!
I made a 2.8L i4 with 2,600 horsepower
Like for Grog's italian subs❤❤
👇👍 macchina perfetta!😂
Come Italiani, possiamo confermare che questa è la nostra tipica auto che vediamo di solito in Italia
I just love that this thing keeps spontaneously combusting, even when nothing happens 😂
Bumps into a railing at like... 1mph - combusts
Comes to a stop behind a van violating a police station - combusts
Does LITERALLY ANYTHING - combusts
This is one of my new favourite Grog cars, probably beaten only by Chappie 😂
[Proceeds making an Italian supercar.]
Italian supercar: [constantly broken and on fire.]
As an Italian myself I compliment you for the accuracy, but... why haven't ya drove-a throught-a any-a la red-a traffic-a light-a, mamma mia 🤌🤌?!? If you have to make car in our style, also drive them in our style (albeit, the total disregard for speed limits is accurate)!
A very good fancy Moto Bien, Italian car
Gud carre
the more i watch of you channel, the more i'm convinced you are the reason we have as many drivin laws as we do
I'm a tad late but ima do eht.
If the grog hearts this comment I will make a 208 racecar in GT7 which is the grog themed.
Also make the best car in da world into a fast beast :)
5:40 he actually programmed Italian wiring damn well done for accuracy
WE DO EHT
Yehs
BEHNN
GrogTV summarised: “Intentionally makes terrible cars, then complains they’re terrible.” Perfection
Da italiano certificato, approvo che la creazione dell'auto è molto accurata, prende fuoco come le Ferrari degli anni 80
Even without intending to, Grog's creation perfectly embodies what an Italian car tends to do... catch on fire at random or when at the limit.
As an Italian, Approvo Pienamente.
Original Panda FTW BTW
Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car:
-VW Gol chassis
-FWD transmission
-A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it
-PVC exchaust
-90's tech at best
-A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out
-Raked suspension
-Lots of rust
-Dragon Ball merch
7 "we do eht"s were found in this video.
Rank:N(ot bad but not enough)
Man, that car probably was an offense against italians, poor spaghetti eating men.
The brown interior based social ranking is actually a carryover from the 1960s-70s, We Really need to bring it back. Not enough B R O W N in modern cars, or houses for that matter
This video is Italian certified 🇮🇹
I actually have the first model of the fiat panda . It's not the original but the facelift 141a model and it's the Van version. It's got like 43 horsepower and its FWD with a LOT of torque. Like few months ago I put like 566 kilos or 1250 pounds worth of bricks (around 250 bricks) in the back, the back seat folds into a v shape and lifts up, and that car drove no problem. My father owned it for 15 years, gifted it to me when I passed my driving test, and neither of us had any problems with it. It always starts the engine no problem and has zero rust on it. Great value car
3:11 INDONESIA MENTIONED OH MY GOD
(And also bro is mad at the car for oversteering even tho automation warned him)
Idea: Dodge Omni, but keep make it Awd, and the entire trunk area is filled with the biggest V8 possible (Supercharge if possible, because you know, Hellcat) Also, the widest cam possible so it sounds like popcorn
double decker multipla when?
I could have sworn you already made this video. I remember watching it very vividly, especially the intro.
Ah funny british man is back. Next make a awd V12 TDI stationwagon/estate
Wasn’t that a thing VW did in mid 2000s ? :p
@@fila1445 Audi, but yes. SQ7 TDI.
Build Stalin's armoured car which weighs 50 tons and give it a really torquey agricultural diesel, or truck engine that does max 2500 rpm and really really really soft suspension, no traction aids, and no dampening whatsoever, so when you gun it, the front points to the sky and the arse end scrapes along the floor like a dog. Also thanks for the content!
As a welshman. I dont mind our badge on a lambo esch car XD
"As long as you're constantly on the throttle it won't spin"
Congratulations! You finally learned to drive a mid-engine car!
Seriously, though, the whole reason why mid-engine cars seem tail-happy is because they're actually very sensitive to weight transfer and they're easy to get to rotate. When you lift off the throttle you transfer weight forward, and even more so when you brake. And that's when the car decides to break the rears loose.
Of course, it doesn't help that your car _terminally oversteers_
BRILLIANT BRILLIANT BRITISH MAN
Brosh mayne maken eeetaly car wedoeht
Yeees I was waiting for this video to happen eventually, bravo Grog! Auto stupenda 😁
It looks like a countach from Alabama. Also, if it's a slope machine it will be indestructible when faced with the Secret Service (Joke)
12 hours and we do eht!!!!!!
Automation Ideas:
A Peaugot 409 with a 7L v16 ladder chassis,FWD,6-speed manual,bozozoku body kit, and/ or BANANA CARRRR
3:15 ford Taurus
Grog has the Jeremy Clarkson ingenuity
350z with imported trumpet noises for the engine sound
3:35 “it’s a… Mono… taillight…”
Also, that interior, literally a 1988 Pontiac Fiero GT
Oui Oui very good italian car
first time I hear someone praise the Countach's handling
Fact: Ferruccio Lamborghini never actually owned a Ferrari, because Enzo told him that "a tractor driver will never set foot in a Ferrari" to his face. Ferruccio went back to his office and ordered they stop making tractors immediately.
so basically Ferrari was such a raging thunderc*nt that Ferruccio basically just went "Aight, fuck you then. I'm making my own cars, and they'll be super cars."
Then why did he say the clutches didn’t work?
This is factually incorrect lol
@@marceline4935 Uh huh, sure bud. What's your source?
@@Deadsphere come up with better rage bait next time
Edit: the channel has turned off links in comments
For the first part, just search up “The epic story behind the Ferrari and Lamborghini rivalry” by Gran Turismo Events
And for the tractor part, just look up the wiki for Lamborghini Trattori, nowhere did it say they stopped making tractors when making the 350 GT, but the cars actually increased the sales of its tractors
why is grog the best small youtuber like hes so underrated and ive been watching him for nearly a month and i still havent seen all his vids best content ever, You go Grog we love u
automation idea: double decker multipla
Grog is one of the best beamng and automation tycoon youtuber in the world with his humor and accent hoping the bests🥳
next car: double decker multipla
Also the front and rear are swapped
Make a drivable bed next. Ideally a Lightning McQueen racecar bed
Hi from Poland grog
Oi, i would love to see you play American gun simulator (hotdogs, horseshoes and hand grenades) I also suggestion modding it to have the British revolvers. You know what to do :) We do eht
Pizza moment
this is the perfect recreation of a Lamborghini Countach: impossible to drive at any speed, uncomfortable, unreliable, useless but absolutely superb
Make a Bugatti Chiron with a 1.9 TDI V16
Much better would be the original chiron with the W18 cylinder
@@kylestacks3292 Except game doesn't allow either W configuration or 18 cylinders. Tbf, it also doesn't include diesels but we shall ignore that detail ..
@@nikolenmrdja3961 yes I know but also I'm mainly referring to the visuals which is a much better looking car then the modern one I feel (probably should have clarified that)
That fact that actual Italian cars did behave like this (sometimes) Make this 10TIMES funnier 😂😂😂
You should make a super Saab which is a 900 with off-road suspension
Not sure how in depth this game is when it comes to handling characteristics, but I remember in GT2, and GT2, hi powered MR and FR cars were almost impossible to control, unless you spent oodles of time working on their suspension settings. Ride height, spring height, dampening and rebound all played a role. It is the one thing I noticed about the Lambo that your car didn't have. When you turned with the Lambo, the body rolled a bit, meaning it had a soft suspension, at least in the rear. Your car didn't. From what I recall the front end has to be pretty stiff, but the back end rather soft. It also looks like those wings aren't adding any downforce at all.
Id say.. a pizza? or a ferrari?
The car being on fire for no reason is what truly makes this masterpiece of a super car 100% italian
56 visualizzazioni in un minuto fratello è caduto
Love the video!!! I have an idea for the next one! Make a swedish shitbox. Either a Volvo brick, like it is an actual brick or. Build a koenegsegg mixed with a Saab and a Volvo!🚙
Can u do a swedish car
I'm less certain about the humor in this one, TBH. When you willfully make an imbalanced car, then spend the rest of the video whining about it... meh.
I've waited for this for a long time thanks man and also that car looks fantastic
Can't wait to see you driving this in Career mode.
As an Italian myself,i agree with everything here lad
9:09 stops in traffic, catches fire
Very Italian of you 👌
Car starting on fire randomly was the italian chefs kiss!
Can't wait to see you driving this in Careere mode.
I love this channel. I’m never gonna stop watching it.
2:29 YES HE MENSIONED THE MURCIELAGO
"Mamma Mia" we all say in unison
Video idea: James may car (Very underpowered dacia sandero)
This is truly a Countach with the side vent from a Testrossa.
Maube it would've come out better if you did the headlights like the F40 because it has both normal and pop-ups
This car is italian certified 🇮🇹
Love from Italy average Peugeot 206 enjoyer ❤️❤️
Finally! Italian car!
Grog, absolutely beautiful
Hearing your anger made me want to see you make a real car that can work
HELLL YEAHHHH POPUP HEADLIGHTSSSS!!!!!! (also new grog vid)
Grong please help when I run automation it crashes before launching but it's not my pc (it's good enogh)
as an italian i can approve that this is the best italian car in beam ng drive i EVER seen good job😉
I think an offroad Donk needs to be a future build... I`m imagining a donk, but maybe 4wd and offroad tires that are inexplicably still super low profile, locking diffs if you think it fits the build, but to balance it out make sure there is still as littile suspension travel as possible, despite being lifted so high, and it needs to have the least american engine possible (like a super high revving 3 cylinder with good power but no torque, for example)
Another suggestion would be to make a Dacia Sandero, if it were a fire breathing supercar, capable of beating the fastest ferrari or even a Bugatti (I`ll leave the technical details up to you though)