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Music:
Fluffing a Duck - Kevin MacLeod: • Fluffing a Duck
Sneaky Snooper - Audionautix: • Sneaky Snooper
Investigations - Kevin MacLeod: • Investigations (Kevin ...
Divertissement Pizzicato - Kevin MacLeod: • Divertissement Pizzica...
Boulangerie - Lynn Music: • Lynn Music Boulangerie...
I Sawed the Demons - Bobby Prince (Doom): • Doom OST - E2M1 - I Sa...
Home - Isamu Ohira (Gran Turismo 3): • Gran Turismo 3 Soundtr...
The Drive - Kevin MacLeod: • The Drive
Mirage - Daiko Kasho (Gran Turismo 3): • Gran Turismo 3 A-spec ...
Unkown 1 - Roller Coaster World: • Rollercoaster World OS...
Outro vocals were AI Generated
Guitars/Bass were written and performed by me
Drums were written and programmed by me
#cars #automation #beamngdrive - เกม
Get yourself ze car here:
www.beamng.com/resources/baucedes-520idx-rs-awd-gt-line-premium-m-v10-2006-biturbo.31065/
Im german 😂 pls make the smalest v16 diesel in a Volkswagen
@@pat23pc v16 Golf? not a bad idea
especially if he makes the v16 a 1.9tdi lol
@@Mr_Death.-. 😂
What is the name of the place where you make the mods??? I subbed (;
@@Banditheeler80s its Automation;)
The duality of German automotive industry:
-hard to maintain, over-engineered performance cars
-the 1.9 TDI
dont forget the tiny, shite 2-strokes
with removed cat, egr, and dual mass flywheel changed to fixed one, it is a tank
@@bokexd3173Can't say the same about the poor transmission input shaft. Bought a b5.5 passat 1.9tdi 96kw. Some guy tuned it to the max on stock fuel system and turbo. Cat delete and egr bypass. Bought the car for its body that's mint and not rusty. Clutch is gone, transmission input splines are twisted.
that was not the passat's fault, that is the fault of whoever upgraded it
@@bokexd3173 My point was that it won't stay reliable if you abuse it lol. I'm converting it back to factory spec.
As a German citizen, the setting definetly ticks all the criteria - Fast, overpowered car, 0 driving skill on the Nordschleife - Chad accent. Lovely.
Here's what you need to make the most Brazilian car:
-VW Golf chassis
-FWD transmission
-A methanol-powered 4-cylinder with a turbo slapped onto it
-PVC exchaust
-90's tech at best
-A BBQ grill instead of rear seats, with a cutout in the roof to let the smoke out
-Raked suspension
-Lots of rust
-Dragon Ball merch
Congratulations you've basically made a Gol
@@PlatinumNathif we're making a golf, don't forget about the door handles that literally don't work most of the time, and no airbags😂
@@jayfujiwara9740 I said Gol, not Golf. Different VW.
@@PlatinumNath oh sorry lol. I thought you misspelled it😂. Btw the gol looks like a mix between a VW polo and a Peugeot 306?
Ah yes the beloved Gol we also got here in Mexico
-Bmw ripoff
-overheats
Yea sounds about right.
yep
F10 moment
Authentic German car with Authentic Italian driving
“These Piston Rings Are About To Meet God” Bro I WAS ROLLING 😂😂😂😂
It’s an audi
>bmw-inspired car
>already has engine problems after 1 minute of driving
the joke writes itself
Too much of that 50 year old Panzerschokolade
Yeah BMWs act Like your average merican gmc
Turns out the huge oil slick had nothing to do with Clarence, clear his name
What I find absolutely funny is that their cars have problems but their motorcycles are just about bullet proof. Especially the old Airhead and Flying Brick.
Hey, at least BMWs turn fast and go fast until they break
So, zis German, has watched this video, and I have to kongratulate you, GROGTV, how good a "Engländer" have created "Das deutscheste Auto der Welt". It is just funny, how close you have made the reliability of "ZHE AUTO" to the BMW M5 E60. But one thing: In German Cars, everything is complex, but every graph needs to be green, because in Germany, everything needs to be perfect. As next, please make the most french and the most italian car.
P.S.: Thank you for your nice videos, it's ultra funny to see, how you built a car. Keep going!
German....Yes
Yehs
YEHS
An Austrian painter car
Ja?
Was ist mit Deutsch?
As german as the...
Sausage, beer and Mercedes
To quote Top Gear, it needs a satnav that only goes to Poland.
Also, that car and engine name remind me of something…
“1587593903848384828476784…”
“Watch it break the exporter because of all the ********* numbers in the name.”
Nuper Soodle
As a german i will now watch this video and see if it ticks all the boxes
Edit:i have now watched the video and i must say this certainly one of the german cars of all time. The unreliabillity the understeer its just so authentic
It's a more bmw, because VW are actually reliable
@@MalteseFalconYT kinda Not really there are some that are nur there are also a Lot that arent especially vw's in the Low price range
@@MalteseFalconYT Idk what kind of VW you've been driving, but it's commonly known fact that unless the yellow engine light is on, there's something wrong with the car.
So, I think, we could agree, that this car is "ZHE MOST DEUTSCHE AUTO IN ZHE WELT!", right?
@@MrRacer04 Certainly
make a ridiculously Belgian car, broker Volkswagen, pancakes, waffles, Belgian flag, NMBS train jpg or something, you know the drill
As a Belgian I like that stupid ahh idea
Nmbs or sncb he can choice the language but I think it's a great idea
I know belgium made a truck
Its made by a cargo ship company using cargo ship parts
"its not luxurious if it's not brown" - GrogTV 2024
And if its not brown, take a massive shit all over the interior then you're good to go!
or B E I G E
9:38 Grog pulled a maneuver called "Polish Roundabout"
you forgot the part about having barley functioning sunroofs from the factory. ahh german cars
"Barley functioning sunroofs"
Well it's German, so I assume it _does_ smell like beer straight from the factory
Except Opel. Holy fuck, they're just built different.
9:11 nice top gear ref
Next automation video: A car but the turbo is the car and it has a V16.
😂😂
Would you like some dragster with your engine setup?
That is indeed an automobile
5:28-5:32 average WW2 German tank driver when they get their hands on the newest tank
Make a Russian Lada that is either super fast or just explodes every time you try to drive it.
not to mention being nigh bulletproof.
looool, yesssss, I wanna see that🤣
I love this kind of Grog video-especially when he manages to create something that’s a beast in its own right.
"guess its all wheel drive then. Applause) yay!"
"anyone else feel a tad bit hot" good sir i think your car has caught fire and idk how its doing highway speeds
Ah yes, GrogTV for a long road trip
e60e5 sounding like your average ww2 american light-medium tank
Overheating???? Bro made the f10 550i
Yes😂
Hey grog, at 10:20 you mention you got yourself a new pc, what are the specs? (Good video as always btw, thats one scuffed and toasty highway cruiser)
the madness to see this legend make a British tank go 10000 miles a hour in a nutshell
always great to see another automation video from you
the way you design your engines and handling gives me great pain, I subbed :]
My heart was breaking from lack of your videos, but ... he came and saved my heart.
Ps: I love your videos so much ! :)
I swear this is the most funny underated channel i have ever seen
JA DU HAST ES PERFEKT GEMACHT🗣️🔥
(Nur ein bissl mehr audi wär besser)
And yes, as a German, i approve this.
I'm also surprised the car was able to take over the highway while engulfed in flames. Very cool. I liked this one.
: )
Would you make a video about making a car you would want to drive? What is your dream Grog?
4:56 "Guten Tag Engine"
please make more of these "How to make" videos they're so funny and creative 😂😂😂😂
at 2 minutes, the car looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix.....
Not gonna lie, a Grand Prix wagon would have been cool (Yes... we Americans spelled 'Gran Prix' wrong... for DECADES...)
with this new 520idx RS AWD GT Line Premium M V10 2006 BiTurbo™ I could get to all the business meetings
good video grogerson
As a citizen completly dependant on the VW Plant of Wolfsburg, i must say... nice VW, you've made.
Most accurate representation of a BMW and a BMW driver ever made.
2:55 Hammond: “It’s brown and browner”
Next I'd like to watch you build a "modern SUV". You know, the stupidly large grills from BMW that are almost larger than the front of the car, all lights are just multiple LED strips, a 1.0L straight 3 with V8 sounds added from speakers (maybe just overlay I3 and V8 sounds?), and just enough reliability that it survives to just after the warranty runs out.
What I love about this video is that it shows how hard automation to beam ng can be. I built cars since 2020 i think and sometimes they are god like and sometimes they are undriveable. Really good car designing simulator ❤
"Does that work? I guess."
"DoOrHaNdLe"
9:00 me, german and 25 wanting a 320d Touring badly laughing as I am exactly that on the road xD
I like your videos and this little paint made guy every emotion 😂😂😂❤❤❤
8:59 to 9:40 has to be the funniest bit in the entire video
i've discoverd you for like 2 weeks and been watching your videos daily, greetings from romania and maybe in a next vid make a tutorial on how to make the best romanian car
Ich kann dir versichern Grog, als Deutscher muss ich sagen dass dies wahrlich eine akkurate Darstellung der Herstellung eines deutschen Automobils ist :D
DEUTSCHLAND MAN APPROVED 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
yehs also I have a suggestion for a car which is can you make the most dangerous car with a shit ton of turbo lag
Filling the hole Sliphantom left
found my new favorite channel
How do you embody the perfect old school top gear vibe?? Its amazing
The entire engine is glowing white hot but by god does it still run!
grog is so underrated, such a funny guy
how did u get the automation steering wheel to work in beam?
Your 320d driver impression reminded me more of Jeremy Clarkson than a BMW driver.
Aahh yeHs, finally AN upload from a Finnish fugitive. We do eht!
Thank you for this great tutorial!
Love the Teutonicallly correct naming convention 😂
A luxury interior is luxurious when your luxurious fart ends up soiling your trousers and nobody can see it on your seat.
I will always call it a wagon because "shaggin' estate" just doesn't roll off the tongue.
when will the day be where people notice grog and he becomes a famous silly goober, he deserves it...
Would you be able to make an swedish car (volvo 240 or something) with a red block?
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Mr grogger has made the best most reliable indicators always work car
Bro is like the Pondon to Jeremy Clakson in Video Games hahahh
and i thought i was the only one who thinks his voice sounds like jezza
Holy shit, i was thinking to comment sometime for sir grobulus to make THE German car in automation, looks like i manifested it instead o7
The worst thing is that it looks better than anything BMW makes today.
Hi grog love your videos keep up the Good work
He makes doing the interior look so easy
Bisexual Turbo
Make a Honda acty pickup truck have a "small" 69 liter rotary diesel, oh and remember the bozozoku kit
Dude just used my dream car for refenrence and ruiend it, I love it
2:37 the taillights looks like the Avensis estate taillights xD
The king of understeer
I had a Dodge Daytona Shelby Z running 2.2L with 14psi. It got 40 miles to the gallon or 40 gallons to the mile. You could put the pedal down and watch the gas hand drop when it came on boost. You should build an 80s dodge k car and have fun with that one.
At least we did not had a Kerosene joke here
Next Time i want to see something Soviet like a good old Lada or an East German Trabant mockup :D
When my dad sees a BMW, he always says it probably stands for "bring mich Werkstatt". It couldn't be more accurate.
What does that mean? :)
Obviously it stands for Black---
@@z-trip5457 Basically just "Take me workshop".
More than 6 Cylinders? My Man, glory be to the 5 Cylinders!
Please make one of that super lowered trucks in it’s… best, if you know what I’m saying.
Maximum rice needed!!!
Heinrich: Hanz, some stupid british guy made fun of ze deutsche cars!
Hanz: nein! Send ze 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10
(The 0.7 CM Spähpanzerkampfwagen 4 H-2 V10 is a german light tank)
I dont think ive made a automation car with overheating issues, very authentic german enginnering.
Hey funny Grogman, i have a question, in a few videos, i've seen you using some bodies that are marked with DLC, how did you get them?
There’s no DLC bodies
A while back the devs added a lot of old “legacy” Automation bodies onto the steam workshop and are labelled “DLC” instead of “MOD”
For some reason
@@GrogTV Thanks for the explanation
Love that he replicated the e60 m5 wagon
i dare you to make a 80's european car if the japanese got their hands on it and riced it out
shoulda done a N/A V12 kinda like the mercedes V12, and also AWD vicous (I believe its the same type the ford focus RS has)
How to make an german car: make everything go wrong
9 minutes, feeling blessed, make a slovakian / czech car based on the tatra 87
Today, we make an British car, and to be more specific, an British supercar so think of your 720s your jaggss and your Aston Martin's
Wait. You can create cars in Automation, then transfer them to BMG Drive? Neat.
The rear of it looks like a Holden commodore 😂
Petition to make a stereotypical Italian car
the BROWN and BROWN everything luxery is made of BrOwN reminds me of Jeremy Clarkson
damn she was a perfect German! create an Italian car next time please :)
How did you make the steering wheel spin?
This is how i imagine Jeremy clarkson if he was a gamer 😂
Day 18 of asking GrogTV to play KSP again.