Here’s the link for the car: www.beamng.com/resources/drn-carbuncle.31410/ Also for those wondering why I didn’t mention McLaren. It’s because they’re probably the only competent British Car company and I also forgor 💀
@@fenrir324 Mclaren uses a engine originally developed for nissan by TWR... TWR sold them the blueprints what part of it is mercedes? That's aston but only the V8
Look up the Scamander. Their attempt at an SUV before closing down is fucking insane compared to what Ferrari and Lamborghini have done with the Purosangue and Urus
How to build British car: -ask Italians to give you some leftover design. -choose some hosh-posh name like Royale or Worcester -Use outdated 1960s engine -wait for the Union to end strike -strike ends, get into production -production halts, new strike. -quality drops -sales drop -company near bankruptcy -Margaret sells it to Germans -Germans close company.
Step by step tutorial on how to make an british car: 1. Get a square blob. 2. Make the square blob have round edges. 3. Add rails where the seams meet to make it look like it was welded together. 4. Add morris wheels to said blob. 5. Add windows which are square but also have round edges. 6. Add a huge frowning grille with chrome accents and a chrome bumper. 7. Add round lights everywhere 8. Done! You should now be a proud owner of an british car.
1. Make it small 2. Make it happy :) 3. Who needs power when the car weights less than an average British breakfast 4. Is that a Miata? No, Miata was made by competent engineers 5. Dismiss step 3. Call Cosworth and ask them to make it have one billion HP
Note of advice as a (slight) automation youtuber-ish thing idfk You want the braking line on the braking graph to be lower than the grip line by a slight amount If the braking line is higher your wheels will lock up and then you slide like a minecraft boat on blue ice Idk if that is what you meant when you said you didn't know what you were doing during the braking portion of the video, but hey, there's some advice for the future
As newcomer from the automation community I really Hope grog Will do a video about Italian Cars, generalizing the idea of fast cars but with unreliable engines sometimes.
@@FelipeSL622 -VW Gol body -FWD -4Cyl powered by ethanol -Lifted rear suspension -BBQ in place of rear seats, with a cut out on the roof to let the smoke put -PVC pipe exhaust
This car actually doesn't seem that bad, at least compared to some things you've made. If you wanted to go the TVR route though you probably need more power; high power, low weight, and terrible reliability.
This has been one of my favorite videos of yours, these cars look super fun to drive when they aren't hitting the rev limiter. The Fatale is also one of my favorite automation body designs.
Yay im actually here on time!!!!! [7 mins ago] also i got a question for next video if u gonna do make ur own car can u make average polish car with v16?
Grog, this video came out in a time of need for me. I’m going through some stuff, and the funny parts of the video made my day so much better. Thank you Mr.GrogTV
Now you just gotta make something British Leyland next time. I've gotten bored fixing a Marina Estate and hearing someone slog it off for 10 minutes would motivate me
no seriously though how the fuck do you sell the same car under 14 different names while somehow having it rust as soon as its outside the factory gates?
The British and Italian car industry are similar in being good at making sportscar, but then falling miserably on the side of what actually matters, that is high-volume selling family cars.
Here’s the link for the car: www.beamng.com/resources/drn-carbuncle.31410/
Also for those wondering why I didn’t mention McLaren.
It’s because they’re probably the only competent British Car company and I also forgor 💀
burh me
its because there engine are german ( mercedes with mitsubishi turbo )
@@fenrir324 Mclaren uses a engine originally developed for nissan by TWR... TWR sold them the blueprints
what part of it is mercedes? That's aston but only the V8
Do an Italian car next.
DO ITALIAN CAR NEXT
if it doesn’t have an electrical fault i am spitting out me tea
you spit out you tea, its the most bri-ish thing i ever heard no joke
video sponsored by Lucas
Just spit your tea on the fuse box or any wires with broken insulation
@@ku5713who?
@@LucasKdrong lucas electric, famous for shoddy electronics
British car engineers developing the TVR concept circa 2000 *colorized*
i misread colorized as colonized
@@ziqqerlador that
I respect TVR for being a company that just doesn't give a shit.
Look up the Scamander. Their attempt at an SUV before closing down is fucking insane compared to what Ferrari and Lamborghini have done with the Purosangue and Urus
@ReplicantBattyman that isn't an SUV. That's from a bloody Sci Fi movie
@@ReplicantBattymanthat is literally from a movie set in the year 3000 bro.
@@ReplicantBattymanbrother that is a spaceship not an suv
@@ReplicantBattyman
They literally made a street legal mars rover.
How to build British car:
-ask Italians to give you some leftover design.
-choose some hosh-posh name like Royale or Worcester
-Use outdated 1960s engine
-wait for the Union to end strike
-strike ends, get into production
-production halts, new strike.
-quality drops
-sales drop
-company near bankruptcy
-Margaret sells it to Germans
-Germans close company.
You're forgetting 2 steps.
- Sell it to 4 morons for £10 quid,
- develop stupid cars you can't afford to build
- then go bankrupt
Yehs that is infact true
-Germans get all the patents and actually apply them properly.
As the owner of a TVR Cerbera, I can confirm this is a fully accurate representation of the ownership experience
You might get annoyed with its reliability but when you look at it, all is forgiven
You lucky fucker
As an American, I like spending America day watching a British man create the most British car feasible
Yes
Indeed
Fr
So relatable.
Protogen
as a british person, i can confirm that this is an fine automobile
As an American, I can say that this car is peak British engineering. 😂😂💀💀💀
As an American that has British ancestry, I can also confirm that this is an fine automobile.
"Automobile" XD XD XD GOAT
Step by step tutorial on how to make an british car:
1. Get a square blob.
2. Make the square blob have round edges.
3. Add rails where the seams meet to make it look like it was welded together.
4. Add morris wheels to said blob.
5. Add windows which are square but also have round edges.
6. Add a huge frowning grille with chrome accents and a chrome bumper.
7. Add round lights everywhere
8. Done! You should now be a proud owner of an british car.
1. Make it small
2. Make it happy :)
3. Who needs power when the car weights less than an average British breakfast
4. Is that a Miata? No, Miata was made by competent engineers
5. Dismiss step 3. Call Cosworth and ask them to make it have one billion HP
you know something's wrong with the auto industry when they imported russian cars
"Me carbuncle, he's broken" the carbuncle did in fact broken
He said it as soon as i saw your comment
Imagine hating Grog,this man is the whole car engineering companies all at once😭
Real
its true that british companies go ahead and edit their jbeam files on their cars to specifically make it more unreliable
I wasn't speeding, officer. I was simply driving to optimize my fuel economy!
Am saving the environment. Officer
4:25 as an automation TH-camr, suspension and aerodynamics tuning is something I am absolutely illiterate to.
0:15 (Also remember that you will probably have sold a kidney or your house to buy a BRITISHHHHHH car.)
Now you have to make a French car
Agreed.
It'll be just the Peugeot 206, it has already been established that it's where French automotive engineering peaked.
so a car that hasn’t changed in design since 1957
just a baguette with wheels
I agree@@bosshunterman
Finland doesnt like British cars. Finland likes Satsumas. Finland is waiting Grog.
Finland is done with the Frog, now is time for the Grog
the Ferocious lack of ABS
-Once a wise man said
I've been binging this channel after finding it recently
Yeah same lol. He just earned a subscriber.
Note of advice as a (slight) automation youtuber-ish thing idfk
You want the braking line on the braking graph to be lower than the grip line by a slight amount
If the braking line is higher your wheels will lock up and then you slide like a minecraft boat on blue ice
Idk if that is what you meant when you said you didn't know what you were doing during the braking portion of the video, but hey, there's some advice for the future
This is the best TVR concept car I've yet to witness
Economy car suspension geometry up front and race car suspension in the back, absolute peak
After seeing the Carbuncle, I think it's safe to say that maybe the Cerbera Speed Twelve was road-friendly after all...
1:03 oh boy C R A P
2:24
According to chat GPT, TVR went out of business/faced financial difficulties...
FIVE times 🤣
In 1981, 2004, 2006, 2007 and 2013
sounds about right
How many times has TVR gone out of business/bankrupt?
Yes.
Aston Martin has faced bankruptcy seven times. SEVEN!
According to ChatGPT? Who uses ChatGTP as a search engine
At least they're not spyker
British car engineers are like "yes lets make our cars so shit that they dont work anymore" Every an british car engineer ever
Thats one of the best looking cars you have shat out man
Carbuncle GT is something that the a UK car brand would make in the 90s and 80s
next automation video: the turbo IS the car and it has a V16 engine.
How happy am i. Am just a french and discover this channel a week ago. The content of the channel. I love it. Thx!
Why is grog a underrated Chanel 😢
Missed opportunity to have the car run on tea
The Carbuncle ate itself!
I'm so glad I get to use that sentence in a context where it vaguely makes sense!
high hopes dropped when it didnt make jeramy clarkson screaming at hammond sounds
As newcomer from the automation community I really Hope grog Will do a video about Italian Cars, generalizing the idea of fast cars but with unreliable engines sometimes.
It looks like if aston martin and TVR had a child
HE DID NOT MAKE AN BRAZILIAN CAR.
My brilliant comment was ignored, my HEART was BROKEN tonight.
As a legit Brazilian, what should we expect from "Brazilian car" ? A Gurgel?
@@FelipeSL622
-VW Gol body
-FWD
-4Cyl powered by ethanol
-Lifted rear suspension
-BBQ in place of rear seats, with a cut out on the roof to let the smoke put
-PVC pipe exhaust
Fiat Uno Mille with a lamp post ladder?
I hope one day you and your friends make/remake hot wheel cars that would be awesome if you did
This car actually doesn't seem that bad, at least compared to some things you've made. If you wanted to go the TVR route though you probably need more power; high power, low weight, and terrible reliability.
“HONEY,WAKE UP,GROG POSTED A VIDEO”
I wanted to leave this video for the morning, but I couldn’t resist and watched it now😅
You know what they say about those British engines. If there's no oil under them, there's no oil in them
TVR be like:
(Ben voice:) "ABS? *Noooo* "
I love how you used the mighty Peugeot 207 as a weight comparison benchmark,madman!
This has been one of my favorite videos of yours, these cars look super fun to drive when they aren't hitting the rev limiter. The Fatale is also one of my favorite automation body designs.
you're making my lung pain worse by making me laugh 😭
50k congrats
Yay im actually here on time!!!!! [7 mins ago] also i got a question for next video if u gonna do make ur own car can u make average polish car with v16?
3:03 i feel like every British car designer has said that at some point
The carbuncle was literally the recreation of the TVR cerbera and the GT version being the Cerbera Speed 12, they were sick anyways!
perfect way to pass the time until the election results are counted
Grog, this video came out in a time of need for me. I’m going through some stuff, and the funny parts of the video made my day so much better. Thank you Mr.GrogTV
The Carbuncle GT was possibly the best handling thing you've made so far.
Honey, grog TV uploaded again
11:35 The G stands for Quality!
Blessed by the funny tea bloke once again
I almost spat out my drink when he edited SCOTLAND
bo'om geer approved 👍
More tear down is definitely needed
Made me giggle during some tough times. Much appreesh.
Best Automation tutorial so far
As an American I would buy the DRN Carbuncle. It’s a work of art
I've seen enough welcome back British Leyland
Congratulations on 50,000 subscribers
Russian car next is a must have. Cardboard hype 👍
We need the OTHER type of british car. The British Leyland type.
0:39 Wait till you learn that Mclaren is owned by the Kingdom of Bahrain...
Now you just gotta make something British Leyland next time. I've gotten bored fixing a Marina Estate and hearing someone slog it off for 10 minutes would motivate me
he sounds like clarkson may and hammond at the same time
Make swedish car next
Box with advanced 2010s safety and an engine with stupidly high tolerance so you can tune it until the chassis bends under the power increase
@@TrolledBy Dont forget the super expensive replacement parts
@@TrolledBy Or a high-tech supercar (Koenigsegg style), but as I know Grog, he’s probably gonna go the Volvo route and do what you suggested
every engine i make in this game has self destruction
W video. Felt so realistic (that’s because it is)
The Danny G clip was incredibly good
We need another British car video where grog makes a British Leyland tier car
Bros trying to be Jeremy Clarkson and it’s working👍🏾
Next, Italian car
He should've called the carbuncle GT the carbuncle uncle
Grog Well done on 50k subs also Greetings from greece
"Let's make it a...4.6L V8"
A Crown Vic engine in a TVR, I don't know whether that's terrible or genius.
finally new grog vidd ALSO 50K🎉🎉🎉
Please do an Italian car next. Like british cars, but even less dependable, their sexy though.
congrats on 50k!!
Let's also recall that Vauxhall and Opel are both owned by GM, so the Vauxhall Cavalier is actually also american.
You also need drivers as bad as hell
its the kind of car to be made by a company with 6 employees in an old RAF airport and they've only done 50 cars before
Wait a minute you are British you made me spill my 🍵 tea
Congrats on 50k subs
make a leopard print fiat multipla with 90 degree camber like a delorian from back to the future (1.9 TDI)🚗💨💨
The fuel needs to be tea
British leyland: ‘being a car company isnt that hard’
*proceeds to learn how hard being a car company actually is*
no seriously though how the fuck do you sell the same car under 14 different names while somehow having it rust as soon as its outside the factory gates?
Carbuncle is one of my favorite Final Fantasy summons!
The British and Italian car industry are similar in being good at making sportscar, but then falling miserably on the side of what actually matters, that is high-volume selling family cars.
no tea and bikkies holder? deeply disappointing son.
My abs hurt. You made me laugh. Now im more hurt. 10/10 would recommend
You saved the best for last
Very BSF thumbnail. I like it!
"Ma teeth", makes me laugh sooo hard
I dare you to create a reverse sleeper car
Very bri’ish indeed
M yes. *CRAP*
*revs up, *nuke* *switch gears, repeat
10:13 So did the carbuncle just eat itself
(Sonic shuffle reference)