The Purple Dragon

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  • @hoanguyenxuan4219
    @hoanguyenxuan4219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36457

    My man is making a magic drink that teleports you to the hospital after one sip.

    • @Gol.DRichOfficial
      @Gol.DRichOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @furyofoctane4826
      @furyofoctane4826 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      XD

    • @genetlair5999
      @genetlair5999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +644

      Oh no is there a doctor in this restaurant!
      No time! Hold my hand and drink this on the count of one…two…three (gulps down Purple Dragon)
      (Vibrates and instantly teleports to hospital)

    • @bangedyomama
      @bangedyomama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      One of the best comment

    • @J374338
      @J374338 2 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Nah fam, I signed up for Hogwarts, so I’m getting my VIP ticket and pass through the brick wall, after I enjoyed one serving of this magic concoction(concussion)

  • @skayci5317
    @skayci5317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11347

    Dragon potion
    -100 defense
    -100 attack
    -100 speed
    Special effects
    -fast travel to hospital

    • @creepypastalibrary4470
      @creepypastalibrary4470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      lmao funniest one i seen

    • @boxheadboiii
      @boxheadboiii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      +1000000000000000000000000000 confidence

    • @franciscojacobo2341
      @franciscojacobo2341 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      100 inebriation
      100 blackout
      100 liver damage
      100 purple

    • @JustTryHard_Juth
      @JustTryHard_Juth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      i dont know if the "-" was supposed to be minuses or dashes but honestly considering that this is alcohol it doesnt make a difference

    • @brandonmonaghan3050
      @brandonmonaghan3050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think defense should be at 0 cause that grape juice and champagne ain’t doing shit against all that alcohol 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ViewtifulGene
    @ViewtifulGene ปีที่แล้ว +353

    "Drink responsibly. If you drink this, definitely take the day off." Love the honesty.

    • @josephjed2008
      @josephjed2008 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take the rest of eternity off, you are gonna die.

  • @diggernick901
    @diggernick901 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    So, uhm, I tried to replicate this shit as a cocktail. The ingredients are pretty much:
    1 part rum
    1 part vodka
    1 part gin
    1 part triple sec
    1 part tequila
    2 parts white grape juice
    2 parts champagne
    A dragon fruit slice and some gummy worms idk.
    What I have to say is that I needed a beer litre glass to fit this nectar. As you may have noticed, it has more than double the volume of hard liquor than it has juice, plus a generous dash of sparkling wine. It tastes like absolute poison, and the only way of using it in a "party setting" I can envision is by further diluting it with soda in individual servings.
    People, please don't make punch this way, you'll just waste perfectly good alcohol.

    • @igorlach5120
      @igorlach5120 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      And considering the fact that theres like about 12 liters (and that's my low estimate) he would need to invite a whole town, hell a whole city just to drink all that alcohol assuming it would bea further diluted

    • @riveness
      @riveness ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Indeed. And indeed did not use quality ingredients but cheap shit, especially the tequila

    • @anthonyj9787
      @anthonyj9787 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      This is essentially just a Long Island

    • @vincecruz8410
      @vincecruz8410 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes he should have but half that amount of alcohol in

    • @noseboost
      @noseboost ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Never swap first letters in this guy's name

  • @rigatonacercigani404
    @rigatonacercigani404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5918

    Me:
    *sips the Purple Dragon
    Man in the Wagon:
    Ah, so you're finally awake.

    • @Nixn_From_Da_Hood
      @Nixn_From_Da_Hood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Funny

    • @lagxus7445
      @lagxus7445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lmaooooo

    • @yannkam2127
      @yannkam2127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Drink be sending you to skyrim after one sip

    • @gustavofring2246
      @gustavofring2246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Brah i love the internet

    • @Motivated-hk6cv
      @Motivated-hk6cv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Starts playing Dragonborn by Jeremy Soule*

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10311

    I like how he says drink responsibly like he didn’t just pour 10 bottles of six different types of alcohol into one container

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +359

      Well considering the abv of most of those liquors are the same while the champagne's abv would be lower it's not really that big of a deal. Not to mention the water content in the fruit and the grape juice would also lower the abv.
      Honestly the only dangerous part is really the sugar content in the drink. And I suppose the taste.
      Alcohol wise it's no different from a standard mixed drink. Combining differing alcohols does not increase the abv. If two liquors are 40% abv you are not going to get 80%a abv by mixing them.

    • @dtcarpediem
      @dtcarpediem 2 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@clothar23 glad someone else understands how alcohol content works lol 👊🏾. I understand why some people think he’s trying to kill folks with this much alcohol and yea it probably is strong but no more strong that if someone made one glass of a cocktail with multiple liquors in it.

    • @Parable_One
      @Parable_One 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      All the candy he added probably helped to sweeten it up

    • @alcoholically4280
      @alcoholically4280 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @Cooker00 1 hour ago yes, but you also don’t have to be a scientist to know that that’s not how it works

    • @treystu
      @treystu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I almost just passed out this made me laugh so hard

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Feel like a single glass of this would probably knock someone out cold

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you feed this to a medieval peasant and they evaporate into dust

    • @CarolinaSportz
      @CarolinaSportz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The first sip almost knocked him out cold

  • @maheshimaheshi307
    @maheshimaheshi307 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    If this guy drink the whole thing he'd be able to run around the whole country 😂

  • @thecloverlord5294
    @thecloverlord5294 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7208

    You know how some RPGs have those potions that completely reset your skills and stats?

    • @50thdollar61
      @50thdollar61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      Underrated

    • @bangedyomama
      @bangedyomama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@50thdollar61 ikr

    • @angelben24
      @angelben24 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So I'm famous now?

    • @pak3ton
      @pak3ton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Lis is more like you drink that and get banned from the life itself hahahah

    • @martk647
      @martk647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nah. This is the kind of potion that would kill you to distract the boss or something.

  • @owl509
    @owl509 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6140

    Drink almost killed the tipsy bartender after just a sip

    • @henrikmygren
      @henrikmygren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Capricorn Goat Same😅

    • @spookyreaper1702
      @spookyreaper1702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This drink is gonna be amazing to drink 🤣

    • @henrikmygren
      @henrikmygren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@spookyreaper1702 It better be amazing because it also looks lethal🤣

    • @lancevigil2279
      @lancevigil2279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious!!

    • @josesantiago5055
      @josesantiago5055 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeah because you're not supposed to mix all those different alcohol drinks together. Plus the alcohol content is still high compared to being a regular drink

  • @Ep4368
    @Ep4368 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Purple dragon fruit is really good. It’s a little bit more expensive than the regular one you find at grocery stores.

    • @fernosan
      @fernosan ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We cultivate it in the backyard (tropical country). The best part is remembering the day after: -why my pee is purple?

    • @kid_girl_lover
      @kid_girl_lover ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fernosan bro feed your pee to the poors 💀

    • @printezstroman
      @printezstroman ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought so. I remember having dragon fruit before but the flesh wasn’t purple.

  • @PotatoMcoc
    @PotatoMcoc ปีที่แล้ว +464

    Imagine a kid at a party seeing that and drinking it thinking its koolaid with fruit in it 💀

    • @unabhangigenachrichtensh7296
      @unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whats the problem with it?

    • @Flarizel
      @Flarizel ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 Kid will be knocked out cold in one sip.

    • @Yute01
      @Yute01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@unabhangigenachrichtensh7296 There's tequila in there 😅

    • @omkarshendge5438
      @omkarshendge5438 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@Yute01 there's more than that in it 😂

    • @Yute01
      @Yute01 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@omkarshendge5438 Well ofc, you get the point though...

  • @jcb4232
    @jcb4232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15426

    I like how he throws one bottle of juice like if it’s going to balance the amount of alcohol he threw in lol

    • @nath8779
      @nath8779 2 ปีที่แล้ว +579

      It’s just for taste so you’re fooled into going for the second, third etc glass. 😂😂😂

    • @everyone_is_ur1hater491
      @everyone_is_ur1hater491 2 ปีที่แล้ว +629

      @@nath8779 2 Glasses bro 1 sip and your taking the express ticket to the E.R 😂

    • @martingonzalez3629
      @martingonzalez3629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      @@nath8779 that's literally what he just said there's no way you can taste any juice in there. He should have just used some form of concentrate.

    • @matthewscottshea
      @matthewscottshea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      When I was younger the magic fix for terrible mixed drinks was Crystal Light Flavor Packs. Those things could make the most alchoholic of drinks dangerously tasty.

    • @andyphilbeck2868
      @andyphilbeck2868 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Right

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3145

    at what point does drinking hand sanitizer become healthier than this

    • @michaellemmons4759
      @michaellemmons4759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      a little after the crushed dragonfruit.

    • @mastersonogashira1796
      @mastersonogashira1796 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Don’t forget to add the dragonfruit for colouring

    • @Ii-vr1gj
      @Ii-vr1gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Fun fact: alcohol causes more deaths then opiods
      Alcohol kills far more people then any one drug

    • @Ii-vr1gj
      @Ii-vr1gj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Other fun facts
      Alcohol is nerotoxic
      Alcohol can cause various mental disorders. From phycosis to delirium
      1/4 of all suicides in the United States are committed under the influence of alcohol

    • @luciocenturion6644
      @luciocenturion6644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Ii-vr1gj Because its the most consumed drug lol

  • @Danielson1818
    @Danielson1818 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Are we gonna pretend that one little bottle of grape juice changed anything?

    • @The-NightHawk707
      @The-NightHawk707 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂

    • @raydromeda3777
      @raydromeda3777 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Subtlety is everything 🤣

    • @soxpeewee
      @soxpeewee ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Added some sweetness lol

    • @MaxGaming-gp6ij
      @MaxGaming-gp6ij ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, it did to some degree. Instead of putting you in a coma in 10 seconds, it puts you in a coma in 10.5.

    • @CarolinaSportz
      @CarolinaSportz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did...

  • @ThatOneMalaysianGuy
    @ThatOneMalaysianGuy ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Alternate title:how to make a drink that destroy your liver in 3 minutes and 54 seconds

  • @EVERBLACKNYC
    @EVERBLACKNYC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8005

    That looks like a delicious trip to the emergency room. 😂

    • @ashleyb2286
      @ashleyb2286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      😆🤣😆🤣I swear! Headaches from hell!

    • @jamesm7721
      @jamesm7721 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Looks more like a trip to horizontal land for atleast 48 hours

    • @kionaofoldstones4263
      @kionaofoldstones4263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OMG I was thinking this exact thing..

    • @TheBlackEagleProductions
      @TheBlackEagleProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then drink it then.😂

    • @savingpyro
      @savingpyro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You might as well just go ahead and make a reservation at the hospital.

  • @ThatFlyPigeon
    @ThatFlyPigeon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1719

    I never knew death could look so pretty.

    • @BerenElendilAPGaming
      @BerenElendilAPGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's a great idea for a line in a noir film. I'd probably swap "pretty" for "alluring" or something like that, though.

    • @thehorde4868
      @thehorde4868 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @leonelendruw6982
      @leonelendruw6982 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is so red 😂

    • @richardgomez1151
      @richardgomez1151 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enough alcohol to get us 5 wasted for a week mate!

    • @boredhuman4
      @boredhuman4 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well now u know it can look colorful

  • @cnxlee_69420
    @cnxlee_69420 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "when you drink this,you need a day off..."
    Somehow I have a feeling he's right.

    • @susiesan
      @susiesan ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "when you need the rest of your life off"

    • @jayantsudhakar4600
      @jayantsudhakar4600 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I doubt after one round he can even reach her phone :-)

  • @merzarino
    @merzarino ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like that he added “drink responsibly” after he took the first sip, as if the subtext being “don’t try this at home”

  • @pondererofpointlessdreams5029
    @pondererofpointlessdreams5029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2729

    Took one sip and I woke up in the emergency room to find the doctors clapping. Drink was so full of alcohol that my liver couldn't decide what to do, so it decided to just grow another twin liver. Apparently I have the most effective digestive system in the world now thanks to Tipsy Bartender. 10/10

    • @wriothesley_cakefactory
      @wriothesley_cakefactory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Dang I also took a sip . Was traveling to another world,anime world to be exact . Too bad it was attack on titan , was about to get eaten but then I woke up to find myself in hospital. All my friends and some family members were there but they were 10 years older then I remember. Most of my friends were either married or have a job...and I am here replying to your comment 🙃

    • @fell5209
      @fell5209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That pfp kinda scared me. Who is that?

    • @euhectorsalamanca
      @euhectorsalamanca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scary profile pic but also nice

    • @gerrysstruffle3535
      @gerrysstruffle3535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Take another then you will have 4

    • @2kmichaeljordan438
      @2kmichaeljordan438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I took a smell of the drink and ended up getting blackout drunk instantly

  • @jwizdum2103
    @jwizdum2103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    Man puts literally 1 bottle of juice to the 12 bottles of Liquor and has the guts to call it a mixer 😂

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I mean grammar wise he isn't wrong. Though technically you can call anything that is not the original liquor a mixer...even other liquor.

    • @knockedkane12
      @knockedkane12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It was more like a rinse

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Nah it’s okay, he used 4 bottles of champagne as a mixer too 😂

    • @MarkanVaran7
      @MarkanVaran7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@FecalMatador tbh champagne isn't an alcohol

  • @shane_14
    @shane_14 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “ my whole life just flashed before me “😂😂😂😂

  • @4islandbeauty
    @4islandbeauty ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Would never drink his recipes but I love watching people's creativity

    • @user-lb3ut1hp7e
      @user-lb3ut1hp7e ปีที่แล้ว

      you should watch sincitybartender his recipes are actually good

  • @SCAR177
    @SCAR177 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    2 Sips of The Purple Dragon
    Cop: Please Step Out Of The Car!
    Me: I’m Too Drunk, You Get In

  • @casperrabbit7254
    @casperrabbit7254 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    This feels like the adult version of mixing all the soap and shampoo as a kid to make a magic potion 🤣

    • @collinterry702
      @collinterry702 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Fax

    • @SAINTxSZN
      @SAINTxSZN ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've never done that

    • @Enisss
      @Enisss ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SAINTxSZN i did.

    • @abigbutterstick1780
      @abigbutterstick1780 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is a magic potion alright

    • @ARTinDECAY
      @ARTinDECAY ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least I know I’m not the only one

  • @__seeker__
    @__seeker__ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:16 man you’re awesome haha 😂
    Keep spreading the love!

  • @igotbanned3timesfromyoutub883
    @igotbanned3timesfromyoutub883 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you drink this and somehow survive, you have the right to call yourself an immortal

  • @mcchungles3377
    @mcchungles3377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    The way he shook after he took one sip like he realised what he had created

    • @frostitheproto8644
      @frostitheproto8644 ปีที่แล้ว +318

      Imagine if he drank a whole cup lol, his liver won't fail it would melt.

    • @DinsRune
      @DinsRune ปีที่แล้ว +219

      "You think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he created"

    • @aryapanangsang2497
      @aryapanangsang2497 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DinsRune ?

    • @KingMurese
      @KingMurese ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DinsRune 😦

    • @ClaudeMagicbox
      @ClaudeMagicbox ปีที่แล้ว +43

      He shook like that because like any heavy drinker (like myself) when you are off of it for 8-12 hours if you gulp down a gobble of alcohol you do those cahotic head movements (I do them too).

  • @fghjkl105
    @fghjkl105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1578

    Here, in Russia, we have a similar cocktail. It's called "Well..." (in russian "Штош")
    The recipe:
    -30 ml of vodka
    -30 ml of tequila
    -30 ml of whiskey
    -30 ml of absinthe
    -30 ml of white rum
    -30 ml of lemon juice
    Pour it all in highball and stir gently.
    Then you must take it all in one gulp, say "Well..." and drop down dead.

    • @invisibilius1978
      @invisibilius1978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      authentic with that russian name huh

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I presume this is an Orthodox Christmas feast drink lol

    • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
      @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You have the balls to add lemon juice to a drink that's more than likely a war crime?

    • @nejkajaryba1710
      @nejkajaryba1710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Штош, не только я смотрю видосы с мутными американскими коктейлями

    • @kyrios0307
      @kyrios0307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well...?

  • @thomasfisher763
    @thomasfisher763 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is amazing! I recently made tub the size of a cooler so I can take to work with me. It's delicious and helps me through the day. As a truck driver you know I'm driving long hours, up and down the interstates and. This right here hits the spot. It might take alot of ingredients but it gets the job done in just one serving, it just takes up alot of space so you have to store it somewhere like on the floor with a long straw connecting to your mouth. That's how I try to be responsible with my drinking and driving , you can't have it sitting in plain view want a cop pulls you over!

  • @dahhmlife
    @dahhmlife ปีที่แล้ว +16

    They should call it "A Tour of the Bottom Shelf." I can feel the headache.

    • @ujuokafor8616
      @ujuokafor8616 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bring this to naija make we run am

  • @wilgrad
    @wilgrad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    Tbh , none of these concoctions seem like something I would remotely enjoy, it’s just fun to watch him make them lol

    • @gulfcitynd
      @gulfcitynd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      From a mixing stance yes but not a drinking standpoint

    • @lt.branwulfram4794
      @lt.branwulfram4794 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Give me a good beer like Pilsner Urquell or Erdinger. That’s all I need. Or maybe even a good stout like Guinness.

    • @evanulven8249
      @evanulven8249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is something I'd grab one cup of at the start of the party, a sip on for the duration. Especially with all the candy and juice, since I'm not much of a sweet drinker.

    • @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle
      @GetOffMyPhoneGoogle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@evanulven8249 Dude it has so much booze that you wouldn't even notice the sweet. This here is a party killer

    • @rashoietolan3047
      @rashoietolan3047 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@evanulven8249 easy call

  • @luliu4572
    @luliu4572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2115

    FINALLY! We actually see him taste testing his mix on camera.

    • @dismalrealms3587
      @dismalrealms3587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Ya straight from the bin, looked like it tasted like crap too haha

    • @ItsJared___
      @ItsJared___ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Yeah he used to always taste test but I think TH-cam has been demonetizing/flagging videos that show alcohol consumption unfortunately.

    • @youcenon
      @youcenon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was suppose to say 😂

    • @timbalandj
      @timbalandj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he used to taste all the creations it seems like over the last year or so he stopped tasting the drinks which defeats the purpose of knowing how strong something really is or if the taste or flavors will meld correctly...

    • @Bricksgaming710
      @Bricksgaming710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just go back to the video just before this one and he tasted the nuclear Whitney that I made in submitted

  • @tenishastairpraisegod7648
    @tenishastairpraisegod7648 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dragon fruit is vibrant purple color is amazing!💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜

  • @sammyderrick8658
    @sammyderrick8658 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I don't drink but this is just fantastic to watch.

    • @chafimohamed9189
      @chafimohamed9189 ปีที่แล้ว

      im muslim drunking not allowed and our relegion ita for that i dont drink

    • @vgmaster9
      @vgmaster9 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'll just drink one bottle of beer for the day, whether it's lager or ale.

  • @TCG9777
    @TCG9777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1085

    "My whole life flashed before my eyes. I saw the future."
    Does this legend live in the past?

    • @andreamarotta605
      @andreamarotta605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You made me laugh so hard AHAHAAH

    • @1LuvMLPFiM
      @1LuvMLPFiM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He never lived in the present.

    • @Linkolite
      @Linkolite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Seriously though this channel hasn’t changed since the 2010s; the man’’s a dangerous hyper dimensional time warp, clearly on the drink, too powerful

    • @senpaiasmr3889
      @senpaiasmr3889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Schroedingers Fruit Dragon

    • @MrDarklord965
      @MrDarklord965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's not dead yet, so if be saw his whole life he would also see the future

  • @GeorgeNordstrom
    @GeorgeNordstrom 2 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Tipsy Bartender: creates alcoholic drinks so strong they could kill a horse
    Also Tipsy Bartender: "drink responsibly"

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One dip of your tongue a week is the only way your surviving this whole bin

    • @wowfreak10
      @wowfreak10 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it translates to a legal disclaimer

    • @-thanawat-8296
      @-thanawat-8296 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      drink 1 drop then boom

  • @philippeller3059
    @philippeller3059 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your creative Ideas.

  • @KeithPhillips
    @KeithPhillips ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS THE ENDGAME KINDA DRINK 😋
    love it!!!

  • @JokersRWildStudios
    @JokersRWildStudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    The dragon fruit is like 1% of the actual drink.

    • @deathmatch692
      @deathmatch692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Nah 😂
      The fruits in the drink are now alcohol. Hey

    • @deeznutz2717
      @deeznutz2717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Its probably 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 percent dragon fruit and juice

    • @NiksGMD
      @NiksGMD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The fruit is used to dye this contraption

    • @joselazo6840
      @joselazo6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      But 100% of the color

    • @norasyikinali6283
      @norasyikinali6283 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's natural food colouring

  • @cmunee8935
    @cmunee8935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    For a lower proof (and in my opinion more drinkable) version, switch the gin out with one more white grape and one purple grape juice, then switch the champagne with elderflower soda. Still potent, still purple, way less liver damage.
    -edit- we made the purple dragon version at a homie's Halloween party and had to cut it with sprite because it wasn't very good. Next party we did the above version and it turned out way better, hence the post.

    • @mystic5625
      @mystic5625 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      thank you 🙏

    • @piffe
      @piffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Grey Knight no, ethanol is ethanol

    • @c0rpster462
      @c0rpster462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Grey Knight no dude it's all alcohol

    • @arielmatiauda5110
      @arielmatiauda5110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @Grey Knight ever drank a long island iced tea? has almost the same with coke, mixing is ok, mixing correctly is the tricky part

    • @DoctorMagoo111
      @DoctorMagoo111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was gonna say - by the time he opened the gin, I felt my liver crying and I love my alcohol. Although, with that said, I'd probably keep the gin and cut one of the other alcohols (maybe the vodka. I love gin).

  • @alainacommander6001
    @alainacommander6001 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would love to try that drink. 😋

  • @le_toad
    @le_toad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i made this ad drank all of it within 3 days! me and my great grand-daughter loved it 🥰🥰😍

  • @Mater_Lachrymarum
    @Mater_Lachrymarum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    So we’re just out here straight killing people now? 😆

    • @christophercurtis9392
      @christophercurtis9392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh...

    • @marg626
      @marg626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FR 😂😂😂😄

    • @mythydamashii9978
      @mythydamashii9978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can feel these killing people other than "diabetes" food

    • @Normaldude3
      @Normaldude3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAOOO FR

    • @marg626
      @marg626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude he mixed all of that with only one little thing of grape juice 🤣😂😂

  • @tuck0928
    @tuck0928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    This is the sort of thing you use to disinfect a wound at a rave so that you still match the color scheme.

    • @bobbysworld281995
      @bobbysworld281995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Beautifully put

    • @Austin_Soares
      @Austin_Soares 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a brilliant idea, I heard raves can get outta hand on occasion.

    • @jdavis11576
      @jdavis11576 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣

  • @Dakota-bowlin150
    @Dakota-bowlin150 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love your videos keep up the great work ❤

  • @buryat03_rus3
    @buryat03_rus3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hi! Pls make a cocktail on a Christmas day, i with my friends think about a nice cocktail. Thanks. From Syberian with love:)

  • @TasharaMay
    @TasharaMay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    I can feel the hangover just from watching this 😂

    • @yuri01415
      @yuri01415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Next thing you know your best friend who's getting married tomorrow is missing, there's a tiger in the bathroom, and high chance a Chinese mob boss is naked in the trunk of a car 🤣

    • @woozy3224
      @woozy3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr🤣

    • @krimezofkolor4683
      @krimezofkolor4683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like fr it’s the throwing up for me 🤮

    • @woozy3224
      @woozy3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@krimezofkolor4683 trueeee

    • @revan_mr8984
      @revan_mr8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@krimezofkolor4683 after drinking that concoction, throwing up is the least of your worries 🤣😂

  • @northseapirate2313
    @northseapirate2313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1160

    Bro, this is so helpful in cutting back on return trips from vacations. For example I was drinking this at a party in London and woke up in a clinic in New York with an IV tube in my arm. 10/10 would drink again

    • @xfrenzerx3307
      @xfrenzerx3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wait fr

    • @awakenone6716
      @awakenone6716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ain’t no way boy 🤣🤣

    • @xfrenzerx3307
      @xfrenzerx3307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@awakenone6716 lmao

    • @GreenEyedPsycho
      @GreenEyedPsycho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Now that’s what I like to call fast travel

    • @XBlade.
      @XBlade. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pog

  • @user-cr5wo3sh9y
    @user-cr5wo3sh9y ปีที่แล้ว

    It looks so good

  • @nirupamtalukdar4019
    @nirupamtalukdar4019 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And there you have it!!! "A drink to have a day off"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @elizabethlee2136
    @elizabethlee2136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    You know you in trouble when "CHAMPAGNE IS THE OTHER MIXER"

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Frankly you know how crazy this drink is when champagne is considered a mixer

  • @NintendodogsDream
    @NintendodogsDream 2 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    The way he spasms after taking a sip 😂

    • @kip-ci6lz
      @kip-ci6lz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its way to strong thats why

  • @supernaturalvictorieswithsunny
    @supernaturalvictorieswithsunny ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks delicious

  • @morganmarston
    @morganmarston ปีที่แล้ว

    Great job!
    Happy juice!
    The purple people eater 💜

  • @Chh0910
    @Chh0910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1520

    This probably isn't good for your health just like the other comments are saying, but it's really fun to watch. Like when as kid pretending making deadly potions out of soap or something

    • @dodo2829
      @dodo2829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yh lol, i used to do that stuff just to see what happens lol.

    • @LegXacy
      @LegXacy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Woah i used to do that too, i remember making a bug spray out of dissolved vitamin pills, alcohol and muscle rub lmao

    • @pritampatil4669
      @pritampatil4669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yoo😂😭

    • @ZazaMuncher64
      @ZazaMuncher64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soap? I wasn’t aloud to use soap so I used baking soda🥲

    • @austinperry545
      @austinperry545 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jungle juice has never been good for the health and almost always results in people blacking out lmao. I think being so strong and sugary from the fruit is kinda the concept

  • @alexsawyer60
    @alexsawyer60 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    thank god, he's actually tasting the alcohol this time. Now he has no excuse to make nuclear molotov juice and just let the masses find out if their liver will shut down after a swig.

    • @Gol.DRichOfficial
      @Gol.DRichOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m dead asf 🤣🤣

    • @herrforehead3745
      @herrforehead3745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean if you this shit nad decide it's a good idea, how fucked are your survival instincts

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@herrforehead3745 Dude humans invented alcohol , opiates , and sky diving as a past time...our race's survival instincts are already questionable.

    • @ginosko_
      @ginosko_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Comments about liver are dumb, liver can take way more than u idiots think

  • @philjonesfootball4696
    @philjonesfootball4696 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've come to the conclusion that he's the bartender in the afterlife

  • @iamapotato.8525
    @iamapotato.8525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm convinced that a shot of this and I'm good for half a day.

  • @StanleyMOV
    @StanleyMOV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    We call this The Hospital Trip™

  • @suckycooker4758
    @suckycooker4758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1777

    Him: “Drink responsibly”
    Also him: *pours 8 bottles each of 20 different alcoholic drinks*

    • @danyeun01
      @danyeun01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its still less abv than normal liquor though?

    • @aperson3269
      @aperson3269 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danyeun01 yes but mixing alcohol with knock u out cold

    • @danyeun01
      @danyeun01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@aperson3269 why

    • @eazzii_m5408
      @eazzii_m5408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@danyeun01 cant tell i you the science of it, but its dangerous. im a heavy drinker. i'd never drink even a cup of that. ive been out cold and experienced horrible hangovers off mixing just 3 types of alcohol.

    • @dommiedarkoh8816
      @dommiedarkoh8816 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This has got to be a 12 year old

  • @oscarguzman5664
    @oscarguzman5664 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I got buzzed just watching this video! 😵‍💫

  • @willa_nl
    @willa_nl ปีที่แล้ว

    I want to tryt it!

  • @stevehodgkins8801
    @stevehodgkins8801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    The drink that your liver literally jumps out of your body saying, "Oh, hell NO!!!".

  • @gitbig333
    @gitbig333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    This guy brings the term "Drinking Problem" to a whole new level

    • @MostLikelyMortal
      @MostLikelyMortal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As in if you drink this, you’re gonna have a problem

    • @unknownguyindo4356
      @unknownguyindo4356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MostLikelyMortal Oh, definitely and literally.

  • @A4BQUADZI
    @A4BQUADZI ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the part at the end "I saw the future I hope I win the lottery" 💜💪🏿

  • @overcomersgroupllc.4198
    @overcomersgroupllc.4198 ปีที่แล้ว

    I choose to drink and day off! Yesssssssah!

  • @Dragosprite
    @Dragosprite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    He wasn't kidding when he said the dragon fruit was for the color, because that is literally all it is contributing to this hard liquor bath

  • @jamiejunkjournals9316
    @jamiejunkjournals9316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    You probably shouldn't even walk when you drink that lol

    • @imanibradshaw
      @imanibradshaw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Best comment hands down

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yall act like alchohol tolerance doesn't exist

    • @revan_mr8984
      @revan_mr8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Outlaw7263 even the booze God can't tolerate that dragon

    • @victoryawesomenessgaming5806
      @victoryawesomenessgaming5806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@revan_mr8984 🤣😂 he thinks some people have the tolerance to withstand that bastard drink

    • @revan_mr8984
      @revan_mr8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@victoryawesomenessgaming5806 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

  • @soxpeewee
    @soxpeewee ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks good

  • @MethosTR
    @MethosTR ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don't drink but I still found this fun to watch.

  • @IO-ng7ye
    @IO-ng7ye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The dragon potion (Useable)
    -sugar rush
    -heart beats at 100bps
    -quickly become crippled
    When using the dragon potion, there is a 2/3 chance you will immediately die

    • @ginga-chad5556
      @ginga-chad5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well at least it gave you
      +120% agility
      +20% speed
      +chaos mode enable let you used ur mana and stamina infinitely
      And +50% chance to grow a tumor in your liver 💀

    • @noahhenderson3164
      @noahhenderson3164 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was about to say 100bpm isn't that fast when I realized you wrote bps omlawd 💀💀💀

    • @RumblingStarter
      @RumblingStarter ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dragon Potion
      --------
      + 100% Strength
      + 100% Speed
      + 100% Stamina regen
      - 50% Health
      - 25% Defense
      All for 1 minute
      After 1 minute,
      - 50% Speed for 10 seconds
      + 25% Defense for 10 seconds
      After 10 seconds,
      Stats go back to normal
      ---------------------
      2/3 Chance to die when consumed.

  • @Mr152008
    @Mr152008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    3:14 - Tipsy Bartender: "My whole life just flashed before me eyes"
    Me: "You're insane. Pour me a glass."

  • @nicology13
    @nicology13 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I got drunk just watching this. But damn this looks good, and I’m not a drinker.

  • @alonzor557
    @alonzor557 ปีที่แล้ว

    Looks awesome!! 🔥👻

  • @mielyt125
    @mielyt125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1516

    That probably tastes like gasoline 😭

    • @TheBlackEagleProductions
      @TheBlackEagleProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Then put it in your car gas tank and tell me if it fills it up.

    • @Nick210
      @Nick210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@TheBlackEagleProductions why wouldn’t it fill up

    • @marcusgorfer386
      @marcusgorfer386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@TheBlackEagleProductions if vegetable oil works why not this?

    • @beaver_squeezer4226
      @beaver_squeezer4226 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died reading ur comment 😂🤣😂🤣 @mielyt because I actually pictured it! 💀

    • @marcusgorfer386
      @marcusgorfer386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Sketcho Fink hell nah

  • @wat6440
    @wat6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "A man presented to the emergency room, high as hell, while constantly shouting *"Yes sir! Yes sir!"* "

  • @roadtodivine2929
    @roadtodivine2929 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    i dont even drink but i just like to watch his videos😅

  • @m-a921
    @m-a921 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I saw his eyes change right after he drank a bit. I feel how it makes him feel right there.

  • @tasteless_sandwiches
    @tasteless_sandwiches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    "wyd after drinking this?"
    "there is no after once you drink this"

  • @cheefpoker
    @cheefpoker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +703

    His reaction when he tries it is exactly what I was expecting. Good lawd. 10 bottles of liquor, 4 bottles of champagne, and 1 bottle of white grape juice. Just wow. 🤣

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why does alcohol looks water like

    • @ryanm2148
      @ryanm2148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey heartburn I love you

    • @sandmanlopez9920
      @sandmanlopez9920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya kinda like Delia 😭

    • @dannybloom
      @dannybloom ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He used 4 bottles of Champagne as a mixer, legend

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A real reaction - "My body has no control, oh dear god, why am I vibrating"

  • @patricknjoroge2756
    @patricknjoroge2756 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Looks sweet 🔥💯👌

  • @ZzigZaG00NIN
    @ZzigZaG00NIN ปีที่แล้ว

    Dragon fruit looks and sounds cool

  • @Cogstok
    @Cogstok 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    2 shots of vodka

  • @gjoraya
    @gjoraya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    I got everything to make a single serving or two. This should be called "Dragon Unleashed" 😉

    • @ronishagardner2255
      @ronishagardner2255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @revan_mr8984
      @revan_mr8984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or they should just straight up call it the widow maker 😂🤣

    • @scottpeltier3977
      @scottpeltier3977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@revan_mr8984 no it’s called “ “ cuz it probs killed you before you could think of a name

  • @BRJINC
    @BRJINC 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT !!! 😍😍😍 Yummy👿

  • @ItzLed
    @ItzLed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Bro made a drink that would restart your entire life with one sip, there's no way he isn't a wizard 💀

  • @Johnof1000Suns
    @Johnof1000Suns 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Well, I didn’t know potion of instant harming was a thing in real life. And yet…

    • @TipsyBartender
      @TipsyBartender  2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      This is obviously the potion of night vision, if you know what I mean🤣

    • @OneEdgyAngerSniper
      @OneEdgyAngerSniper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TipsyBartender You sure that ain’t a Potion of Nausea cause I’m pretty sure your vision will be spinning after one drink…

    • @xyu610
      @xyu610 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TipsyBartender more like potion of double vision

  • @pizzapanretta1517
    @pizzapanretta1517 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i know bro felt hell fire when he took a sip

  • @karlielaumer6445
    @karlielaumer6445 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His parties must be kickin'!

  • @animo2160
    @animo2160 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    With confidence. Everything sounds like a moderately good idea

  • @soulkeeper3588
    @soulkeeper3588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    the face he makes after pouring the champagne is the face I made through the whole video

  • @alainacommander2657
    @alainacommander2657 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    O would like to try that drink.😁

  • @FreezeNext
    @FreezeNext ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'd say that u gonna need not a simple day off, u gonna need a day of at hospital, and when doctors ask you:"How's that even possible to fall down after a small shot?", u tell 'em a beautiful story about this channel and the whole idea of this cocktail;)

  • @spesialek
    @spesialek 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Everything this man makes is a crime against humanity, but I can’t stop watching.

  • @pedropaiva3539
    @pedropaiva3539 2 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Liver:
    Finnaly a worth opponent

  • @julijapaulauskaite5055
    @julijapaulauskaite5055 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh man, I remember when I saw this one on tumblr, was fascinated ever since. Mister, you are crazy and I love that for you.

  • @thomas3487
    @thomas3487 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funniest Man on TH-cam today 😂😂😂 keep it coming

  • @mikedavis186
    @mikedavis186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "You see the colors homeboy?"
    After one sip... "Yeah, I'm seeing colors alright, is this normal?" 👌 😂😅

    • @Crowbar1225
      @Crowbar1225 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I can also smell, hear, taste, and touch colors too."

    • @latriciamoore8020
      @latriciamoore8020 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao 😂. Is this normal lol😂

    • @mikedavis186
      @mikedavis186 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@latriciamoore8020 🤣🤣😭💀