It's so immersive to sit in the middle of Night City just to get bombarded with 30 different ads all blasting at the same time. Really get a feel for the corpo-pocalyse Cyberpunk portrays
@@veteran_dino you can buy the products advertised in the game. For example, you can buy arms in the ads. Go to the club that was advertised among many others.
6:35 the strangest thing here is that they still calculate in gigabytes 50 years in the future. Either you can't fit information any more efficiently than today or they give you a miniscule amount of space for free.
It's a super-high-security and therefore probably very expensive service, so I'm guessing more the latter than the former, although it's probably a mix of both.
One of the major changes I really noticed, while it's cool having multiple VA's making it feel super immersive I still think the other 1 guy that did it for most of them, did a real fantastic job & would be cool if we had the option to turn it back to his voice if we wanted.
I can't go two minutes in CP2077 without hearing either "OOooOOOORGIATIC!" or "RAGE!! FURY!! CARNAGE!!" Either that or Radio Vexelstrom playing the same three songs, because apparently all criminals listen to Radio Vexelstrom.
as an artist myself that loves painting fantasy and sci-fi subjects. oh boy oh my... the artwork on these ads is just fantastic. 0:00 this Kang Tao one particularly caught my eye and it's the exact reason I'm on this video. just look at that girl, the composition, the lettering ... just... *chef's kiss
Funny thing is that the idiocracy movie had ads just like these but it was supposed to be satire of how obnoxious ads will be. This game is trying to portray the future in a realistic way but has the same template for all its ads as idiocracy
Idiocracy leans on thr cyberpunk aesthetic a fair bit so of course it’s similar. It’s also set in a corporate dominated world, only one where instead of humans being enhanced, everything is automated.
Have always love these ada. Remember when I stayed in the elevator for sometime watching wns news and ads, not mentioning when I drove in circles listening radio stations XD. A really nice inmersion of the game.
0:12 Is this the real matrix error or BadComedian really joined Cyberpunk development?! (Badcomedian is Russian youtuber, go check his channel and you won`t see the difference)
I haven't seen the HD versions of these ads. I love them! Thank you Also I think I just noticed that the naked guy in Wet Dreams BD is the same guy from Watson Whore show. He's got the funniest shard entries!
2:44 I find the name Nicola funny because in Spanish (and probably a lot of other languages) “cola” is a way of referring to the butt of a person, pretty appropriate for the ad in question
Interestingly, cigarette and alcohol ads have mandatory warnings, but speed ads dont't. Also, it really tells you something about the world when antarctic waste disposal is a thing.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the machine spirit. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will begin to wither and you will beg of my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal!
I love playing games using my 5.1 soundbar. My room is near main hallway connected to family functional living room. And 8:00 every damn time I use the elevator or just casually free roaming, my heart skipped a beat🤣. Sus af!💀 So annoying I had to ditch the soundbar and buy new pair of headphones.
Iconic ads you hear all the time: 1:25 - Set Sail for Flavor! 2:03 - Mista Stuuud 2:24 - Yo Yo Yo my Choomers, Shroomers, and Fumers! 2:43 - T A S T E da L O V E 3:05 - OoooOOooOOOoOOOOrgiatic 3:37 - RAAAAAAWR ... Slaughterhouse! 3:56 - Ka-BEWM! Sojasil Machistador! An Exploooosion of Taaaste! 4:12 - Rage! Fury! Carnage! 8:00 - Aw Aww Awww! Ohhhh....
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It's so immersive to sit in the middle of Night City just to get bombarded with 30 different ads all blasting at the same time. Really get a feel for the corpo-pocalyse Cyberpunk portrays
I took to shooting adboards because they were so annoying. I understand cybverpsychos now. Especially that Mr Whitey ad...
a bit too reminiscent of real life ads in fact
Corpocalypse
Somebody tell this man about times square
WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THE WATER COSTS $99???????????????????
I cant believe cdpr made people willingly watch ads and they didnt sell the actual products
they did sell an actual product. the game. the ads add to the appeal of the game.
@@namekman01 I meant the products advertised not the actual game lol
dude, Mr. Stud won't bring her back
@@veteran_dino you can buy most of the things in the ads in vending machines/ gun shops
@@veteran_dino you can buy the products advertised in the game. For example, you can buy arms in the ads. Go to the club that was advertised among many others.
Never have I before watched 8 minutes of commercial willingly.
You should. There are some good compilations of weird adds out there.
because these cant scam you.
The best channel on Night City tv, Just Ads.
REAL WATER only €$99 a gallon.
6:05 "From the moment I realized the weakness of my flesh, it DISGUSTED me..."
Based and steel pilled.
you will beg my kind to save you. .but i'm already saved .
@@brotheralaric7177
For the machine is immortal.
Now that i think about it, adam smasher would just be a very powerful skitari unit
@@qwer31asd26
Never thought about it like that.
They really did spend 20% of their budget on market research.
6:35 the strangest thing here is that they still calculate in gigabytes 50 years in the future. Either you can't fit information any more efficiently than today or they give you a miniscule amount of space for free.
It's a super-high-security and therefore probably very expensive service, so I'm guessing more the latter than the former, although it's probably a mix of both.
I SWEAR THE MILFGUARD AD PLAYED AT THE WORST TIME
Another reason why I always use Headphones while playing this game 😭🗿
One of the major changes I really noticed, while it's cool having multiple VA's making it feel super immersive I still think the other 1 guy that did it for most of them, did a real fantastic job & would be cool if we had the option to turn it back to his voice if we wanted.
I can't go two minutes in CP2077 without hearing either "OOooOOOORGIATIC!" or "RAGE!! FURY!! CARNAGE!!" Either that or Radio Vexelstrom playing the same three songs, because apparently all criminals listen to Radio Vexelstrom.
6:09 jeez, that one-second scene in a commercial has Dead Space level gore
Yeah, that's probably gorier than the whole game itself (despite some mutilations and decapitations).
Also a resident evil reference
Right! Wasn't it awesome!
I just realized the Matrix reference "Guns, Lots of guns" then the gun racks come barreling towards Neo. 6:20
The one after it (6:31) is a reference to Johnny Mnemonic, another scifi movie starring Keanu Reeves.
And another Keanu Reeves hit at 6:32 Johnny Mnemonic!
Or John wick before he goes to the gun vault
It's also a John Wick reference with the way the subtitles were shown in the same way they were in the movies
2:54 shock me every f'ing time when im goin stealth 💀
Same
3:20 How much pollution is there on the world for an water ad like this to exist daaamn
Just enough that they can somehow sell a gallon cheaper than irl
7:50
I just know that shit is anything but real water
Or at least I doubt it is 100% free of chemicals
as an artist myself that loves painting fantasy and sci-fi subjects. oh boy oh my... the artwork on these ads is just fantastic. 0:00 this Kang Tao one particularly caught my eye and it's the exact reason I'm on this video. just look at that girl, the composition, the lettering ... just... *chef's kiss
It would be cool if these items had buffs and side effects in the game instead of not just only restoring health.
1:46 This one always cracked me up. They were really in such a rush to take the picture they couldn't wait for the model to calm down a bit, huh?
Wdym?
I mean, that was the _point_ of the ad? To emphasize the "mix"
fuck i just saw the cocc.... wtf
You just made me realize that the model is a guy-
@@science1153 heheh do you regret your latest wank? ;)
Funny thing is that the idiocracy movie had ads just like these but it was supposed to be satire of how obnoxious ads will be. This game is trying to portray the future in a realistic way but has the same template for all its ads as idiocracy
Idiocracy leans on thr cyberpunk aesthetic a fair bit so of course it’s similar.
It’s also set in a corporate dominated world, only one where instead of humans being enhanced, everything is automated.
6:32 Johnny mnemonic refrence.
I would love for CD Projekt RED to actually run these ADs on youtube
But that would make no sense
@@DARK_AMBIGUOUS indirectly promoting for CP2077
Have always love these ada. Remember when I stayed in the elevator for sometime watching wns news and ads, not mentioning when I drove in circles listening radio stations XD. A really nice inmersion of the game.
0:12 lol that's BadComedian, a film reviewer from russia
Nobody cares
@@user-vu3pe7ui6goh, did little baby have an ouchy? C'mere, I'll give you hugs
I just watched 8 minutes of pure ads. Truly the future of American art, right Fenton?
0:12
Is this the real matrix error or BadComedian really joined Cyberpunk development?!
(Badcomedian is Russian youtuber, go check his channel and you won`t see the difference)
People are saying it’s him
he didn't know about the add and posters, but he voiced someone in one mission
@@ghostriIeymaybe in the Russian dub. But that's definitely him
Ахахаха
Реально
Чё он тут забыл?
NCPD: seems like a normal thing to me
Good to know that in the far desolate future smoke ads still have health warnings on them!
Such attention to detail in the game
The fact that I recognize many of these from background noise in-game means they did the damn commercials accurately
What’s scarier?
This game’s reality or the fact that our future ressembles this game’s reality…
2:22 the reason why im here
That’s Hot! ❄️🤩
0:00 Made In China.
0:12 Deus Vult.
0:38 Thots.
0:45 2077 Sucks.
1:04 GUNS! GUNS! GUNS!
1:22 Apestoso.
1:30 D-Girl.
1:52 D-Man.
2:13 Cocainum!
2:35 Sapphic Soda.
2:42 Kawaii Cola.
2:54 Cooom!
3:16 Not Fake!!!
3:26 70% Simba.
3:48 Booom!
4:04 Almost Steroid.
4:20 Yellow Fever.
4:28 Cancer.
4:44 Digital Succubus.
4:58 STAB YO SELF!!!
5:08 Food Boys
6:02 No Face!
6:16 Keanu Reference 1.
6:32 Keanu Reference 2.
6:44 Hueston! We have a problem.
6:55 Greenpeace.
7:08 Big Car = Small Junk.
7:22 Sweaty.
7:39 Blyat!
7:48 Plastic Junk.
8:00 Very Nice...
It's a shame in game these are in 240p
My favourite is Oooo...ooo....ooo...orrrrgiatic!
I laughed every time I heard it while on stealth 🤣
The amount of times I've heard "OOoooooOOOooooOooOOOrganic!"
I love how in GTA 5, they're quite subtle with some of references - in cyberpunk, they are not.
Still in Night City taking gigs and taking names.
I’m convinced these are futuristic influencers advertising their products
I haven't seen the HD versions of these ads. I love them! Thank you
Also I think I just noticed that the naked guy in Wet Dreams BD is the same guy from Watson Whore show. He's got the funniest shard entries!
Wait really? He’s the guy from Watson whore! That’s cool, love that they included that.
Hold up is that flamethrower in the budget arms ad new? Or was that always there? Cause I want a flame thrower
Always there...
let hope we get it in the DLC . i did not know it was even part of the ad .
I heard in the city ads the japanese voice of the character Erwin from Attack on Titan yelling " tatakae ! ", I never heard of that before 1.5
4:18
The Tiancha ad is actually voiced by fem V's voice actress, Cherami Leigh.
I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
6:09 looks demonic af it's so scary
In a city tingling with desire...
2:44 I find the name Nicola funny because in Spanish (and probably a lot of other languages) “cola” is a way of referring to the butt of a person, pretty appropriate for the ad in question
Picks up kattle prod ,gues you had to put that specific quest related advert at the end lol.
0:35 can't believe jeremy fragrance made it this far
regardless of how you feel about the game the ads in this game are some of the funniest satire ive ever seen
All of these are headache-inducing
They're perfect
Interestingly, cigarette and alcohol ads have mandatory warnings, but speed ads dont't. Also, it really tells you something about the world when antarctic waste disposal is a thing.
2:24 The only ad I need
Time to cook
Meat lovers have to settle for 70% meat while vegans have to do with 99.5% vegan
I could see this ADs all day...
the first time i would say i wasnt held at gunpoint to watch ads
Never fail to remind me of a bad acid/shroom trip or Superjail.
3:22 I like the fact the guy looks so dehydrated
finally i can hear the ads without them being blurred in the middle of noisy city (yes i know that is the point of it)
Evgeniy "Bad Comedian" Bajenov? My man)
You'd think watching adverts would be boring, but nope.
‘Daring Dairy: Contains Milk, Soy, Wheat, Peanuts, and Shellfish.’
Ahh, all good things I enjoy in a glass of milk.
1:12
The raw implication here is astounding.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the machine spirit. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will begin to wither and you will beg of my kind to save you. But I am already saved.
For the machine is immortal!
Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah.
That's my jam
1:17 Still wating for Crisp-er.
Hmm, how about flame buckshot for Carnage? That should be good replacement of Crisp-er, before he will be in stores.
I really hope we get more budget arms guns in the future
6:17 ok this the new Version of matrix
SWEET SWEET SWEET CLEAN SPEED!!
they do get wild sometimes
I kind of want to try Capitan Caliente's I'm not gonna lie
Must say, wish this was on tv
6:18 love that Matrix reference there
What's that
I love playing games using my 5.1 soundbar. My room is near main hallway connected to family functional living room. And 8:00 every damn time I use the elevator or just casually free roaming, my heart skipped a beat🤣. Sus af!💀 So annoying I had to ditch the soundbar and buy new pair of headphones.
"3 Mouths.....1 Desire..."
I can barely hear the audio sitting in front of the TVs in Vs apt.
bro wheres the skip button...
I currently play on previous gen console and the only major frame rate drop I had was when I was killing Jotaro
Rip
I miss the original ADs
OOOOOOOOORGIAAAATIC - WHOLE PLEASURE, FROM ALL FOOODS.
Art imitating life. The future sux.
3:10
330% of your vitamin needs.
Wouldn’t that be poisonous?
Most likely
Every candy commercial from the 2010s
6:09 sponsored by the adeptus mechanicus
Glad there's a fair number of tech priests who still remember their origins.
1:54
I dunno why, but Mr. Stud looks like a parody of Cristiano Ronaldo (the hairstyle)
:D
Yeah absolutely. Face and the neck look like Ronaldo's
@@labret2 Exactly !
I'm wondering what the foods would look like irl
Just to think this might be Non-Fiction in 30 Years.
Wtf I saw the thumbnail and I got so scared, it looks so creepy
Will they add more? Hopefully they add more ads and songs :0 I love it.
Maybe also.mini series like in GTA V.
Iconic ads you hear all the time:
1:25 - Set Sail for Flavor!
2:03 - Mista Stuuud
2:24 - Yo Yo Yo my Choomers, Shroomers, and Fumers!
2:43 - T A S T E da L O V E
3:05 - OoooOOooOOOoOOOOrgiatic
3:37 - RAAAAAAWR ... Slaughterhouse!
3:56 - Ka-BEWM! Sojasil Machistador! An Exploooosion of Taaaste!
4:12 - Rage! Fury! Carnage!
8:00 - Aw Aww Awww! Ohhhh....
Some of those ads, I've seen more than raid shadow legends
OOO-OOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOORGIATIC! All pleasure from All Foods!
Ah yes the Chao smart-rifle
My favorite pistol
This is Kang Tao, this is intelligence
0:12 я думал, это монтаж, но, нет, это был БэдКомедиан
6:17 my favorite
OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOorgiatic!!
Did they put back the old ads?
7:15 That's ridiculous for a loan must be alot of inflation in the future lol.
I only came across with mister stud. And those strange moaning sounds.
OKAY BUT LIKE
AN AD
FOR WATER
THAT COSTS $99????????????????????????
Dystopian ads
This feels like a Gianni's shitpost
Еее Евгений Бэдкомидиан..