I swear, jack says some of the most perfect things “The voice of jack is back, I’m giving my face a pre-smack for all the face palming we will be doing today”
“Stabbing victim pulls knife out of own neck, kills terrorist.” A terrorist stabbed somebody and left the knife in their neck. The stabbing victim pulled the stuck knife out of their own neck and used it to kill the terrorist that stabbed them.
"I don't think anything that is *natural* can be *bad for you.* - Gwyneth Paltrow Me chugging bottles of venom, poison, animal shit, uranium, plutonium, etc. and surviving, while transcending to another dimension: *I AM A GOD NOW*
Actually, you can drink venom and not die. It has to be in the bloodstream to be dangerous. As long as you’ve no cuts in your mouth, throat, etc, you should be fine. Yes, I know it’s a joke, but like, still.
@@Cloud_Strife1997 well anything you drink goes to your blood stream and there's acids and stuff wich causes damage outside bloodstream that can Be considered as venoms...
"I don't think anything that is nat can be bad for you." Hmm. . . I can think of Ricin, Botulinum toxin, Tetrodotoxin, Strychnine, Batrochitoxin, Miatotoxin. Also, radioactive materials such as Uranium and Radium.
Crocodiles, cosmic rays, heavy objects being dropped from a high place, an abundance of water, the vast majority of the volume of the universe, anything sharp enough to pierce the skin.
this situation reminds me of how john mulaney wasn’t allowed to say “midgets” on SNL because “it’s as bad as the n-word”. moral of the story, “boomer” and “karen” aren’t slurs because, and get this, we can fucking say them
8:42 Most, if not all blind people with phones, have programs on their phone that make it easy to use. Someone on a discord server I’m on (blindbatty who is, you guessed it, blind) pointed this out, and I just wanted to let people know. They said that people accusing them for faking, for this reason, does happen sometimes, and is a reason why it’s so hard to be employed. Just wanted to let you know, not trying to hate. Other than this small thing I love your vids.
Yes thank you. My ex fiancé is blind and works at a company with blind people and I’ve met them and they all use smart phones, With the disability audio feature
@@Melancholic_Choir Yeah...? I think everyone knows that's evil? No matter who is the cheating one... Well, there can be situations where one side is abusive and horrible...
Someone I know once said that they were at a zebra crossing (they were British and in Britain) and they had an American standing next to them, the American asks “why do your green lights flash?” And my friend said “oh it’s so colour blind people can see it” the American responded with “Oh we don’t let colour blind people drive in America” the American thought colour blind meant blind.
We Americans often are very clueless about other cultures, or really even just clueless in general. I love the United States and am thankful to be living here, but I sometimes feel embarrassed when I hear about the ridiculous things that my fellow Americans have said or done while traveling in other countries.
6:45 actually, it’s probably grain or corn. These items are often carried in a type of train car called a covered hopper, and they often have chutes on the bottom to release the loads. What happened here was the chute cover must have opened while the train was in motion, spilling the load onto the tracks. This has been a train fact from -Tinder Train Fact Guy u/Remexa
Depends on the part of the neck you were stabbed; if the knife hit the side, you could survive, but if it hit the trachea and/or the carotid artery, you'd be pretty much dead.
"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you." "hey johnny, jump into this forest fire caused by a lightning strike. don't worry, you'll live!"
"I'm bilingual!" *speaks three languages* Edit: Guys, did I comment on the wrong video or what? I cant find the trilingual toy Edit2: 7:17 thanks to ModoTheGreat
@@kieranpowell2723 He is actually quite good, but he has his problems like all of them. It is way better than the presidents before him. Those were just bad.
7:16 be like I'm Bilingual! EmKay: Well, your press button is in English Me: *screaming at the fact that there's LITERALLY 3 LANGUAGES USED* In case u don't know the third is Spanish
Just Another A Hat in Time Fan I know that I literallu acknowledged it in my comment. But still both the fact that it's literally using 3 languages and saying its bilingual and the fact that EmKay never noticed still really bugs me
Or people could just stop randomly picking which words should use the plural of their origin, and which words should use English plural - Example, "dynamite" is from Swedish, yet the plural is "dynamites". The plural in Swedish, and therefore should be used in English, is "dynamiter". - So that's "radii", "cacti", "dynamiter", or you can use "radiuses", "cactuses", "dynamites".
@@KingJellyfishII it's difficult when your language is derived from 4 or 5 other languages, all of which have different rules, some of which have multiple conflicting rules like this.
Fun fact: clear tape over the camera actually does work surprisingly well. It will make everything really blurry. Basically just light and general shapes
5:51 does she really believe that meat in Mexico is some sort of rare luxury??? WTF is she not aware that meat in Mexico is for one cheaper and better than in the US?
1:22 Not a lot of TH-camrs say this, so I wanna thank Jack for saying “Boys or Girls or Anything in between” because when TH-camrs say “Boys and Girls” I’m just sitting there like “but I’m not anything?” Not many people realize that there are other genders and it might seem small, but it really makes my day! Thanks
Gwyneth Paltrow: everything natural can't be bad for you. Me: "uhm, as a current Vet Tech student, i can think up of quite a few NATURAL Zoonotic diseases that are definitely harmful for Humans, including one the biggest zoonotic diseases, Rabies."
4:54 reminds me of the time in sixth grade when the guy next to me turned to me and proceeded to explain how ‘all men are gay and all women are straight’ because that if you’re in love with someone, you’re in love with them as a baby. Therefore you are in love with the sperm used to convince them. To this day, I don’t know if he was trying to come out or invalidate me.
I had a friend whose mom believed that the milk sold in stores were holograms. Not sure if it was true in the first place, but if it was, it would explain why he vehemently denied some things.
11:55 I don't know who gets an ice pack just because, but I really liked getting told that ngl. It seemed like it meant more than just a thank you most TH-camrs do
*Blind people can use phones... there's a reason they have extensive accessibility options, AND there are braille readers you can attach to your phone as well. *He could also be legally blind and not totally blind
Reading that conversation again, looks like the person realised their mistake. They probably just thought binary went 1, 11, 111 until they realised their error. - bijective base 1 would go 1, 11, 111.
“Animals that fly” 1. Gliding lizards 2. *Miniature Horse* 3. Japanese Flying Squid Japanese Flying Squids are in the Pasific Ocean and Japan waters. So just don’t swim that far out into the ocean and you’ll be fine!
Emkay: *posts r/facepalm and says to take a break from facepalming at the end* Also Emkay: *posts another r/facepalm in the same day* Me: well, guess I'll die
"This is why we need science in school. So no-one grows up just like this tool" love it. Can I has it?
Y E S
Timestamp please
@@iamhowtobasic70yearsago10 thanks
fool would be a much better option
We should learn english alot in school so nobody has wrong grammar like a fool...
Nobody:
Jack: *thinks App Store review is on pornhub*
lmao
I mean, can you blame him though?
Play store is better, cuz android is better.
Thats what i thought
@@stefanandrejevic2570 But.... the app store is on iPhone????
I swear, jack says some of the most perfect things “The voice of jack is back, I’m giving my face a pre-smack for all the face palming we will be doing today”
le true
I was reading the comment while he was saying that
Jack: *_sings and snaps to beat_* “
This why we need science and so kids don’t grow up to be like this tool!”
mac and cheese gamer nice lol
SNFriedM lol
"Stabbing victim pulls knife out of own neck, kills terrorist"
Stabbing victim:tis but a scratch
I laughed to hard at this
A scratch? You’ve got no arms left!
@@basilisk4848 I've had worse.
rimworld in a nutshell
He just be irish
"This is why we need science in school, so that no one grows up like this tool"
ok, now he's my favourite
favorite* We speak FREEDOM in my cuntry
I would’ve preferred “fool”
@@lodbldbol well I'm not in your country
mortal
@@iamnexis8768 I would've aswell
TheShoobmaster27 great name, great profile pic, also gotta love the people who correct favourite, I’ve found it’s the most common one to be corrected
“Stabbing victim pulls knife out of own neck, kills terrorist.”
A terrorist stabbed somebody and left the knife in their neck. The stabbing victim pulled the stuck knife out of their own neck and used it to kill the terrorist that stabbed them.
@Nathan Bitman lol
Did they die tho?
Sounds metal to me
I don't get why is that considered a facepalm, they don't die instantly if stabbed in the neck..
@@MrDoom159 yeah I think the facepalm is the people who think you instantly die.
Once you defeat all the flat earthers, the “space doesn’t exist” guy is the final boss
launch him into space and he will just say its an illusion
@@bobfishtheblobfish3619 launch him into space and depressurize his suit.
@@seesoftware he'll say the government is trying to silence his superior knowledge
@@bobfishtheblobfish3619 i dont think a dead man can say anything
@@seesoftware yeah but the power of bullshit is strong
"I don't think anything that is *natural* can be *bad for you.* - Gwyneth Paltrow
Me chugging bottles of venom, poison, animal shit, uranium, plutonium, etc. and surviving, while transcending to another dimension: *I AM A GOD NOW*
Actually, you can drink venom and not die. It has to be in the bloodstream to be dangerous. As long as you’ve no cuts in your mouth, throat, etc, you should be fine. Yes, I know it’s a joke, but like, still.
Uranium has about 20 billion calories, so good job! You'll never have to eat for the rest of your life.
@@welcometopornhubbaby6632 per what amount?
@@NOSEXER gram i think
@@Cloud_Strife1997 well anything you drink goes to your blood stream and there's acids and stuff wich causes damage outside bloodstream that can Be considered as venoms...
that guy that survived the stab in the neck was probably like:
"call an ambulance"
"but not for me"
stabbed in the *NECK* *
@@Rolsoes thx *B R O*
But in this case you wouldn’t call an ambulance for him
8:20
"Boomer is now considered a derogatory slur"
*Okay, Karen*
found ya
11:51 well they're fake but like i'm pretty sure that is what was supposed to bring people in the video and I mean it's Azzyland so
Face me coward
karener
@@drawwithcoco9501 azzy dum
Jack has some rhymes like "this is why we need science in school so no one ends up like this tool/fool"
Edit: Dang this is my most liked comment
I read that right when he said that 😂
Yeah its tool
Its a stupid rhyme
@@victorarroyo8020 You have a dumb name, I don't care if it is childish
@@supremelordofknives thats not very nice
"I don't think anything that is nat can be bad for you."
Hmm. . . I can think of Ricin, Botulinum toxin, Tetrodotoxin, Strychnine, Batrochitoxin, Miatotoxin. Also, radioactive materials such as Uranium and Radium.
Crocodiles, cosmic rays, heavy objects being dropped from a high place, an abundance of water, the vast majority of the volume of the universe, anything sharp enough to pierce the skin.
Take this Belladonna, it’s very natural
Disease? Predators? toxins?
...Death?
Cillian Stewart Bold of you to assume that Death is natural, when it is clearly caused by a cyborg deity of the underworld
Wasps
"First time posting. Please be gentle."
The dirty people: *Gentle is not a word in my dictionary .*
N a n i
What a first comment
Æ
Oh boy, it's internet comment rape time
*G E N T L E ?*
The fact that "Boomer" and "Karen" are now considered "slurs" by these "people" is stupid.
doesnt mean imma stop saying it lol
this situation reminds me of how john mulaney wasn’t allowed to say “midgets” on SNL because “it’s as bad as the n-word”. moral of the story, “boomer” and “karen” aren’t slurs because, and get this, we can fucking say them
Most of them are just white people who think they know oppression lmao
@@Tw0Dots i feel personally attacked
@@mythmage8231lmao
8:42 Most, if not all blind people with phones, have programs on their phone that make it easy to use. Someone on a discord server I’m on (blindbatty who is, you guessed it, blind) pointed this out, and I just wanted to let people know. They said that people accusing them for faking, for this reason, does happen sometimes, and is a reason why it’s so hard to be employed. Just wanted to let you know, not trying to hate. Other than this small thing I love your vids.
Yes thank you. My ex fiancé is blind and works at a company with blind people and I’ve met them and they all use smart phones, With the disability audio feature
Woman cheating while men are deployed is just evil
that’s a dependapotamus for ya
Fr the guy could die and their concern is ding dong
True
Ntr at its finest
@@Melancholic_Choir Yeah...? I think everyone knows that's evil? No matter who is the cheating one... Well, there can be situations where one side is abusive and horrible...
Terrorist: *stabs someone*
The stabbing victim:"Ahhhhh call an ambulance! Call an ambulance! *Pull's knife out of neck* But not for me!"
They had to specify that her face was flesh coloured as to not allude that she was, in fact, the man behind the slaughter
Frick
Is your profile pic the get naë naë’d meme
@Plastic Door how do u know they’re not wearing a mask and are the man behind the slaughter
"as to not allude that SHE was, in fact, the MAN behind the slaughter"
@7C - Arvin - DJ053 you fool! a mask and alias are but skin deep! Unless you knew and...sabeteur!
The first one is just Soap. He just can’t die from stab wounds is all.
Someone I know once said that they were at a zebra crossing (they were British and in Britain) and they had an American standing next to them, the American asks “why do your green lights flash?” And my friend said “oh it’s so colour blind people can see it” the American responded with “Oh we don’t let colour blind people drive in America” the American thought colour blind meant blind.
We Americans often are very clueless about other cultures, or really even just clueless in general. I love the United States and am thankful to be living here, but I sometimes feel embarrassed when I hear about the ridiculous things that my fellow Americans have said or done while traveling in other countries.
6:45 actually, it’s probably grain or corn. These items are often carried in a type of train car called a covered hopper, and they often have chutes on the bottom to release the loads. What happened here was the chute cover must have opened while the train was in motion, spilling the load onto the tracks. This has been a train fact from
-Tinder Train Fact Guy u/Remexa
Could be sulfur
everybody thinking being a stabbing victim means that you're dead
I think people usually die from a stab to the neck
*stabbing to neck
@@ceilingfanv doesn't necessarily mean that you're dead
let's be honest
he has some balls to take a knife out of his neck which normally kills you in some situations and stab a terrorist.
Depends on the part of the neck you were stabbed; if the knife hit the side, you could survive, but if it hit the trachea and/or the carotid artery, you'd be pretty much dead.
8:14
Yeah, let’s just ignore that they said mini horses can fly.
They can, just gotta get them on the plane first.
They can, just not for very long
The guy who survived the stab to the neck:
I DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO DIE
and then dies
If it can bleed it can die...but he got no time to bleed
and he got no time to chew gums
my free trial of l i f e has not e n d e d
0:46
“This is why we need science and school, so no one grows up just like this tool”
Jack is now my second favorite voice over of Emkay.
"What NEWBORN ANIMALS look like" - Ah yes, here we see the miracle of a giraffe hatching from its egg
It’s a rare species
It took me too long to realise that giraffes don't hatch from eggs
Ah yes the giraffe mother just takes a crap and oh look! An egg! A giraffe is gonna come out of that definitely not like it's a mammal or anything
That TH-cam channel iscaled azzyland
@@earkittycat yep, and for some reason that's in the thumbnail
Day 4 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack"
REMEMBER:
If you can get demonitized,
Your wealth will be prioritized
EnderTeimant it should be the other way around “ my name is jack, don’t do crack”
H
take away the "don't" and we'll talk
Hah! Not if I'm not in the TH-cam community program lmfao...
Sana lol
The stabbing victim:
"I'm not gonna be alone, You're coming with me!"
8:18 (skips past miniature horse) “ wait, Japanese flying squids are real!! I’m never going swimming again”
I am here from one of the previous videos to further popularize the poll to make Jack say “Don’t do crack, my name is Jack”
The dog who was disguised as a lion: I pulled a little sneaky on ya
*I M G O N N A P U L L S O M E S N E A K Y S H I T*
I was wondering what happened to the dog's tail, with that sudden 90° bend in the middle. The end tuft didn't even look like a lion's tuft.
Emkay: “this is why we need science in school”
Emkay: has never seen the word radii
That only proves his point.
iT'S oNlY UsED iN mATh
For those who don't know it's pronounced ray-dee-eye
@M J I’m sorry I have to do it, r/woosh
radii is just an inside tangent
I definitely watched the entire video, it was great.
Me too
*You skipped to the end and I did too*
Anyways , Lets get straight to the point _Can I join your cult? I also want to pray the Almighty Lord Walrus_
Agreed, any flyers or websites to join?
Yeah totally
"Stop using BTS to gain likes on your photo!!!"
Imagine being so into a kpop band that you forget BTS also stands for behind the scenes jesus christ
I'm under your bed right now Whenever i read anything on twitter, there is ALWAYS one person who put like 83783 tags on kpop pictures
A lot of them are just...smh
5:37 you got it partially right the first time it's pronounced "ray-d-i" it's just the plural form of radius
Emkay: INSOLENT PARASITE OF A CHILD
Me: I thought all children were like that
*This is why we need science at school*
*So no one grows up just like this tool*
Glorious
me: 8 comments?
youtube: yes
me: ooh i wanna see!
youtube: no
I love that I literally found this channel just today from one of your wholesome and loving videos!
"I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you."
"hey johnny, jump into this forest fire caused by a lightning strike. don't worry, you'll live!"
Me at literally 2:03 in the morning scrolling TH-cam about to sleep
*Sees Emkay new video 25 seconds ago
Seems like my sleeping habit is dead
im nocturnal now haha
I about to say 6 hours ago wasn't 2 AM but then I remembered time zones exist 🤦♀️
Emkay: *posts*
Everyone: *copies the most popular comment*
Emkay: *posts*
Everyone: *copies the most popular comment*
me: wanna reply the same like others
laziness: yeet
Emkay: *posts*
Everybody: *copies the most popular comment*
Emkay: *posts*
Everyone: *cums on the most popular comment and makes it their bitch*
Emkay: *posts*
Everyone: *tries to think of a creative comment*
You stole that :/
Edel O'Connor this comment was made 2 minutes before the other one
Can we take a moment to recognize how this man pronounced “Bulgaria”
Damien Lee (narration [engagement])
Bradley (editor)
Robin (narration [engagement])
Darcy (posts supervision)
Heath (editor)
Jack (editor)
Jill (editor)
Slazo (narration [management])
Nehemiah (editor)
Reuben (editor)
Zach Frost (secondary narrator)
Lexi (narrator)
There you go!
"I'm bilingual!" *speaks three languages*
Edit: Guys, did I comment on the wrong video or what? I cant find the trilingual toy
Edit2: 7:17 thanks to ModoTheGreat
My response: That would make you trilingual. Bilingual means speaking two languages.
That’s... the joke
@@nityakakade1142 quintilingual
@@ChloekabanOfficial whoa what a word
@@nityakakade1142 yeah lol
I'm from Brasil and we feel exactly like you about our president (yes he said that)
we are doomed my dear
our president is "one of a kind"
but not in the way we'd like
Oof, sorry guys, hope someday the U.N. stops being a-holes and starts to do something about crap like that.
@@kieranpowell2723 He is actually quite good, but he has his problems like all of them. It is way better than the presidents before him. Those were just bad.
You know far more of that than I in that field. I retract my comment.
Bolsonaro bad
"Animals that fly: Miniature horse"
Turkmen President Gurbanguly: *takes notes*
I dont get it, can you tell me please?
"I don't think that anything that is natural can be bad for you."
Lead, mercury, uranium, arsenic, cyanide: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
r a d i a t i o n
The sudden southern drawl at 9:20 preceded by the quick apology just GOT me. I'm am dying from laughing so hard.
“This is why we need science in school so no one grows up just like this tool” best rhyme ever.
i apologize but its actually rhyme
Yah I did not know how to spell it and I hoped auto correct would fix it... but it did not
@@zillasaiyan1m274 you can edit it
This is a young people youtube moment
dar com o omooo.
"My name is Jack, there was this one time where I stepped on a tack, and this is r/...
R/shetookthekidspleasecallmeback
r/apparentlyihaveaballsack
r/mymomsoldmythomasthetraintrack
r/ihavereddit
Toxic Mars you mean r/ihaveredditack
Did he just gloss ever the fact there is a horse a an animal that can fly?
Flying horse, shmying horse. The fact that a species of squid can fly NEEDS to be noticed.
wut
its called a pegasus
@@Charlie-vw6lt oh fuk
"Star Wars Galaxy of Herpes" caught me off guard so much
1:08
He sounds like that guy on the radio in ads that talk really fast and always say "T&Cs apply" at the end. Respect ✌
7:16 be like
I'm Bilingual!
EmKay: Well, your press button is in English
Me: *screaming at the fact that there's LITERALLY 3 LANGUAGES USED*
In case u don't know the third is Spanish
The arrow that says Try Me! is only English though
Just Another A Hat in Time Fan I know that I literallu acknowledged it in my comment. But still both the fact that it's literally using 3 languages and saying its bilingual and the fact that EmKay never noticed still really bugs me
@@josephc9523 Ah, I didn't catch that either 🤦♀️
@@josephc9523 I feel so dumb now 😬
Yeah, I cough that too, porque también soy bilingüe jeje
Radii is a word, the plural of radius
Or people could just stop randomly picking which words should use the plural of their origin, and which words should use English plural - Example, "dynamite" is from Swedish, yet the plural is "dynamites". The plural in Swedish, and therefore should be used in English, is "dynamiter". - So that's "radii", "cacti", "dynamiter", or you can use "radiuses", "cactuses", "dynamites".
@@Liggliluff I agree it should be more standardised.
@@KingJellyfishII it's difficult when your language is derived from 4 or 5 other languages, all of which have different rules, some of which have multiple conflicting rules like this.
Let us appreciate him being such a love expert... and a singing expert.
Plot twist: he is a single pringle.
Fun fact: clear tape over the camera actually does work surprisingly well. It will make everything really blurry. Basically just light and general shapes
8:16 I love how he's more concerned abou the flying squid than the miniature horse XD
that pissed me off so much, like ''yea, i know horses can fly, but im not going to japan!''
@@GnarrkillWoW 😂
R/wooosh
The miniature horses are mascots of the Steel Ball Run
OUR TH-cam Channel r/ihavereddit
"stabbing victim pulls knife out of own neck, kills terrorist"
Me: visible confusion
Guys calm down it's a joke
HappyGamer 4ever he is using the dead ringer
Stabbing victim doesn't imply in FATAL victim
He got stabbed... what’s the confusion? You can be stabbed without being dead
@@MiloKuroshiro The knife was in the victim's neck.
@@DeathnoteBB That's not usually the case when you get stabbed in the neck, though.
Nobody:
Jack **a poet and an intellectual**
Jack: The voice of J *ack* is b *ack and I’m giving myself a pre-sm *ack*
Me: oh no he didn’t!
Oh yesssss he did＼(^０^＼)
5:51 does she really believe that meat in Mexico is some sort of rare luxury???
WTF is she not aware that meat in Mexico is for one cheaper and better than in the US?
Fun fact: my cousin used to have a pet bear, eventually it got too big and they gave it to a national park and it became a Smokey the bear mascot
It just like came out and someone already disliked it... smh
1:10 who does he sound like the guy from the ads that talk about the side effects of treatment?
the voice of Jack is back and I'm giving my face a pre-smack
*this guy*
I don't think I even realized EmKay was Australian until he called a shopping cart a trolley-
1:22 Not a lot of TH-camrs say this, so I wanna thank Jack for saying “Boys or Girls or Anything in between” because when TH-camrs say “Boys and Girls” I’m just sitting there like “but I’m not anything?” Not many people realize that there are other genders and it might seem small, but it really makes my day! Thanks
Is it OK if I identify as a drum?
Chaos Incarnate yep-
@@Jayup yay thnx!
there are only 2 genders get over it
@@15yearswasted54 Lmao chill it was a joke.
Gwyneth Paltrow: everything natural can't be bad for you.
Me: "uhm, as a current Vet Tech student, i can think up of quite a few NATURAL Zoonotic diseases that are definitely harmful for Humans, including one the biggest zoonotic diseases, Rabies."
And COVID-19 right?
I like your opinion, but you can just say what you said. You don't need to do the "me:" part, people already know it's you because it's your comment
@@olive7347 Comments that do something similar are in this format I don't see the issue with it
*Chris hadfield and like 5 other astronauts: “ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT”*
ahahha
4:54 reminds me of the time in sixth grade when the guy next to me turned to me and proceeded to explain how ‘all men are gay and all women are straight’ because that if you’re in love with someone, you’re in love with them as a baby. Therefore you are in love with the sperm used to convince them.
To this day, I don’t know if he was trying to come out or invalidate me.
'the sperm used to convince them' XD
Not trying to be rude, but the word you're looking for is 'conceive' I think
I had a friend whose mom believed that the milk sold in stores were holograms. Not sure if it was true in the first place, but if it was, it would explain why he vehemently denied some things.
11:55 I don't know who gets an ice pack just because, but I really liked getting told that ngl. It seemed like it meant more than just a thank you most TH-camrs do
1 view, 10 likes, 18 comments.
TH-cam: no need to thank me.
0:49 Jack you missed the opportunity to say 'fool' instead of 'tool', what a wasted chance
*Blind people can use phones... there's a reason they have extensive accessibility options, AND there are braille readers you can attach to your phone as well.
*He could also be legally blind and not totally blind
I want a full version of Jack singing this is why we need science in school!!
The guy when he got stabbed in his neck: “...”
Terrorist:”u are ded “ >:D
The guy:”NO U!”
POW
I'm gonna do a hot take and guess you're not the real Sans.
sometimes r/facepalm is just r/whoosh from another point of view
Dis big brain time
Extra layer of facepalm:
"11" is 3 in Binary.
Was looking for this.
Reading that conversation again, looks like the person realised their mistake. They probably just thought binary went 1, 11, 111 until they realised their error. - bijective base 1 would go 1, 11, 111.
isn't that literally what the facepalm is
Congratulations, you have reading comprehension skills.
1:08 Jack coming in with the smack down on the poor soul. Good job Jack.
“By the color scheme and art I am assuming that is an adult website.” Nope, its apple app store dark mode.
11:53
is no one gonna mention
that there’s a giraffe
IN AN EGG
So disappointed he said Bulgaria wrong i feel offended as an Bulgarian who expected more from him.
Omg I was literally thinking the same thing
ah, so Asia doesn't exist. so i do not exist.
y e s
I'm speechless...
Non existent Asians rise up
My head hurts and my faith in humanity is dwindling
“Animals that fly”
1. Gliding lizards
2. *Miniature Horse*
3. Japanese Flying Squid
Japanese Flying Squids are in the Pasific Ocean and Japan waters.
So just don’t swim that far out into the ocean and you’ll be fine!
2:48 no that’s the Apple App Store on dark mode
I was having a bad day till I saw 4:49
3:38 An anti-vax's child would have loved to play to this!
If they were still alive...
Emkay: *posts r/facepalm and says to take a break from facepalming at the end*
Also Emkay: *posts another r/facepalm in the same day*
Me: well, guess I'll die
I love how it’s says animals that can fly on the search bar but it says miniature horse and he focuses on the flying Squid
"Poop every other day in the week."
Now that's our president!
lol this was in my recomended before i got the notification
Sushi Boi same
Nobody asked
And no body ask you to perfect cell
@@idklol9533 I know that's like the point of a comment, to add information
Prus Sia your so good at English
Why do people say "first" when they're not? r/facepalm
Hi
First
@@mouse_beam-hk6vm god bred you to make me put the palm of my hand to my forehead at 105km/h
usually because youtube comments hasn’t loaded for them
@@mouse_beam-hk6vm you are the type of person that does the thing someone told you not to do
I like how in the first few posts reviewed in this video there is a protogen in it
=)
More jack narrations, his voice is most please to my ears, especially when I’m trying to watch some TH-cam and relax before bee
8:15
I've watched to many hentai's to know where this is going.
8:01 He just pronounced bulgaria as buljaria im crying lmao