From The Depths | Somali Pirate Simulator
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ค. 2024
- Welcome to From The Depths, the greatest Somali pirate simulator to ever exist.
Subscribe to me now or I will engage you from long range with high powered lasers.
Big Boat: steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
Twitter: / martincitopants
VOD channel: / @martincitopantsvods
Twitch: / martincitopants
Intro: 0:00
Gameplay: 2:10
Conquest: 5:30
Community Creations: 8:50 - เกม
whats up with few subs and low viewer count, this is like my replacement for my rampant alcohol addiction
because he only has 1 video tag...
@@Darek225Army tags on videos don't do much in terms of pulling in views it says on the place you put them aswell as me trying it myself they don't help much
Sams
its a drug, and we need m o r e
this comment sounds drunk
"Lasers were not present on Yamato"
That's an opinion
He never heard of Spaceship Yamato apparently
UCHUU SENKAN YAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAA TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You need to study pop culture 101 if you don't know Yamato is a nickname for battleships with F-ing lasers.
It got sunk because the us planes had more powerful lasers
@@frenchsoldier8485 Have I seen you before?
Perhaps on iron armenian's "Mastering The Jagdtiger" Video?
Step 1: Start From the Depths
Step 2: Build something
Step 3: Blow up the Marauder
repeat
Open the inventory by pressing E
Step 2.5: Make sure it has a lot of dakka
@@krispykrep912 step 2.6 More dakka
Albert Trita *EVEN MOAR DAKKA*
"the Darwinian approach of killing you over and over again until you learn"
Me: so Darwin was cod player I see
"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!"
Consequences you say..... Thats more meth sales for me!
@@TheGooberOfGoobs I was really confused until I saw your username.
So Darwin was a ark or rust player I see.
So Darwin was a pro gamer
5:53
If anyone was wondering who that fantastic person wearing the rubber boot on his head is.. that's Vermin Supreme who has ran for office several times in New Hampshire (my home state).
He's a guy who used to (not sure if he still does) participate in elections of all kinds just for the sake of satire. He's a legend lol
The man whose policy during the 2016 election was to give everyone in America a pony, a mandatory toothbrush policy and a zombie preparedness plan. He was actually pulling of decently in some states. He is a legend and deserves to be better known.
better than all politicians combined
He needs to run for 2024
reminds me of lord buckethead over here in the uk
if a Somali pirate comes to hijack my boat with a Yamato I'ma give them everything I own.
Honestly I would do the same
Or you could just sit at distance, and use cruise missiles.
guess i would join him
@@DanielMartin-eq2kk that would cost several million dollars due to how many it would take
@@gwydionrusso3206 What do you not think a missile that is meant to be accurate up to distances upwards of a 200 miles can’t hit a 20 foot dingy?
as someone who seriously plays from the depths. *this is accurate*
The bit about white flayers was gold.
@@noterart I don't get it tho... I hate fighting the White flayers.
The lag is horrible.
@@food7479 that seems like a problem with your pc not the game
@@superminer1993 Not just mine tbh.
Many people experience this.
@@food7479 well if your getting into this game you know that you'll need a good pc so either play in a way where there is the least amount of things happening in your game or get a better pc
“Oi yeah nar fair enough mate”
- UN 2021
Imagine being in the sea, with your lil boat and a Somali robot with a laser yamato replica disintegrates you in half a second
Pro tip, disintegrate them first with even larger particle cannons.
I'm the creator of the main robot character :) I laughed my ass off watching my dude as a somalian pirate. Awesome content!
This comment is underrated.
So you are part of dev team? I really wonder where did Scuttlebot go. It was there in pre-2.0 if I remember
@@boris8515 it got scuttled by the dev team :D
Make it cannon
Bro I love the bot.
2:36 he predicted the evergreen! The big brain.
2:41 he ain’t lying btw. This is one of the most complicated games I’ve ever played. Blowing up other ships once you get the hang of it is amazing but holy hell does it take a lot of time to get there.
after hours of screaming at my monitor why is my plane going in circles, just to find out a single block caused so much drag it couldn’t fly straight is hell on earth
for some reason my laser is not working even tho i have everything needed connected to it
Have you tried turning it off and back on?@@hjrgf
So you where the guy who made this mega Yamato? Congratulations you crashed my game! :D
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 XS Project - Водоворот
@@8b8b8b thank you legend
Yup, he just uh, yup
this is one of the few games where that's a compliment lol
martincitopants: lazers where not present on the yamato
space battleship yamato: am i a joke to you?
Damn you right
You know what has to be done...
Make big Yamato fly!
@@Juno101 maybe with a PID system...
Russian Hardbass and unlawful destruction is a truly timeless combination xD
But somebody know it's name?
@@levimajcher6952 XS Project- Siuda Kalatuszek
This did not age very well
@@Dourkan On the contrary, it's never been more true
@Levi Majcher
Mostly: XS Project (I think?) - Hard Bass Attack
6:50
A wise man once said, “Violence is never the answer. It’s the question, and the answer is yes.”
The kind of game 12 year old me would've played until the end of times.
28 year old me however, can't be bothered and doesn't have enough free time.
The perfect definition
Oh i thought that too
I have 500 hours on this please send help *they have my family oh god please send help please*
This comment punched me right in my 29 yo face.
@potato yeah and lego is for old people too why not games too?
@potato do something better than be sad, grumpy old fucker, or grumpy middle aged nobody idc, playing video games isnt some mortal sin that we will pay for, its a personal choice how you decide to relax
As someone who has almost 1000 hours on this game, I can safely say... The scarlet dawn can go screw itself with it's warping dodge tactics and heavy armour flyers.
As someone who has gotten past 1000 hours, I agree
As someone who is also at 1000 hours ,but does a lot of interactions with the community and watches a lot of yt about the game ,I think that they are easily countered.
Heavy armor on a ship that can dodge ?
Emp missiles ,emp particle cannons, emp railguns
Or ap railguns ,heat railguns ,squash railguns
How to defend against their weapons?
Volume , redundancy ,and the rule "you can't minigate the damage ,but you can kill them faster then they can kill you"
How not to play against them:
Compact designs ,conventional advanced cannons ,slow missiles ,non high end lasers with a lot of ap, and obviously cram cannons
As someone who has over 1000 hour and likes to use railguns way too much I can say the scarlet dawns warping ain that bad for me
if you can't beat them...join them
@@Logan-dk8of well, there is a scarlet dawn campain...
1:33 I remember a very old joke from DnD
Master - Ok, you've fallen in a pit, what do you do?
Dwarf - I swing my hands really fast
Master - Roll d20
Dwarf - 20
Master - (slightly surprised) Ok, please, roll again
Dwarf - 20
Master (who doesn't expected twin crit) - Ok, your dwarf swings his hands so fast, he flies out of the pit and up in the skies
As someone whose been pretty involved in FtD's community since 2016, it means a lot to me to see you've not only played but put time and effort into making a solid video on it. I realize obviously the grind is on to keep up with your communities demand (early congrats on 1 mil btw, you've earned every sub) but seeing a very fun to watch content creator like you cover a small game with a small community that's very dear to me, it means a lot. I won't act like FtD is a game for everyone, (lmfao it isn't) but I've always felt its something more people should know of. It doesn't have the polish of Space engineers or Stormworks, literally ANYTHING is more intuitive, but when you give it the time, and have the right people to help you out, its loads of fun. One of my favorites was when me and some friends lined the bottom of one of our battleships with a row of nukes from stern to bow. When ignited at the stern they would detonate one by one, the blast force of which would propel the 300 meter long ship past the speed of sound and across half the map.
In short, I kinda always thought the community was fading out after 2016 when it stopped being popular on the steam store. Ever since we've just had those who've stuck around, and sometimes those who returned to give it another go after millions of updates by the dedicated dev team. This video gave me hope that won't always be the case and I thank you for that Martin. As for anyone reading this, if your interested in getting to know the FtD Community and where to start, let me know. I've been around for five years getting to know all of it corners to some degree and if you're interested, I'll be happy to help you find yours.
P.S. I very much wet myself when I saw my Montana appear for a split second at 9:47
I see a unsc ship there
hey hey people
Ikr his voice and style reminds me of sseth
He is Sseth 2.0
Its like the sseth between sseths.
he is Sseth
Martin's style of humor is very fast and dense though! Whereas Sseth's has a slow buildup
Love how half the boats for Steel Striders and Red Dawn are just the crazy creations of a certain Swedish Viking...
I had no idea Robbaz, the guy behind the HMS Edgelord (and my addiction to Stealth Corvettes) made so many ships!
@@Attaxalotl No he didn't
@@no3ironman11100 oh
@@no3ironman11100 his old series from a few years ago exists
And now mart has gone Full circle and is doing a ksp weapons Programm
"Violence is always the answer", followed by Russian hardbass...
...this did not age well.
Aged like an unscorked wine.
Some may call that foreshadowing
"Do it for ye" aged just as bad
this game would be great if I understood the basics of liquids and how they interact in with solid surfaces
This Game would be very good if boats we're real
I remember seeing your boradside post on reddit and thinking: "Thats a pretty good Yamato, wait, I dont remember the Yamato having two huge lasers?"
If you look closely they're definitely there
@@martincitopants I'm like 80% sure that the lazers are what won them the battle of midway. They won that, right?
@@Spoon80085 100% correct
@@martincitopants I see your a fan of the American civil war, too. I can't believe McArthur defeated the Bulgarian general Rommel!
@@Spoon80085 No Rommel wasn't Romanian he was Bulgarian but they get mixed up easily so NP.
this is an accurate demonstration of the first 500 hours untill you wisen up
Well, yes
Unless you stay up 24 hours building an advanced cannon
500? For me it was 1.25k hours
Define “wisen up”
_-650 hours_
for me it took like 300+ hours
This video was so good it made me open the inventory by pressing E.
This is my favourite video of yours. I've rewatched it more times than I can even count. Which is not very high but its at least the number that comes after 3
I like how the “flying bs” is the Aigion from AC6
Oh shit it’s is
*it needs to be bigger*
Just get in an A10 warthog and the it's so easy lmao
to be more accurate its the gyges, but yeah cool reference
They made a sixth air conditioner game?
>2:1 scale
ABSOLUTELY BASED
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 XS Project - Водоворот
“Violence is always the answer”
-funny frog man
You’re channel grew so much over the Years
I’m proud of you
"The learning curve is like a cliff, on fire, and covered in bears".
*this man has clearly not seen the glory of Armok*
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@Evilmike42 Armok is not pleased
DIGGY DIGGY
or Aurora 4X
Dwarf Fortress doesn't have a difficulty curve, because the difficulty remains constant throughout the game.
If we equate Dark Souls to ~1 meter, then we see that the difficulty of Dwarf Fortress, while constant, tends to exceed the orbit of pluto by several orders of magnitude.
11:06 fun fact, the yamato's guns fired shells that weighed 3200+ and just under 3000 pounds, if you divide the rough weight of the yamato's shell by its caliber, you get how many pounds per mm of gun size, convert up, and your yamato's guns would fire shells weighing just under 14,000 pounds each, or just under 7 tons each.
Man, i bet it can fire nuclear warheads
@@redlock1815 cluster warheads
That's incorrect tho because the surface inside a circle grows squared to the of radius (A= π*r^2 = π*(d/2)^2 = π/4*d^2). If you keep the shell length the same and assume its cylindrical then the weight would be about 19 times heavier... (2000mm/460mm)^2= 18.9... actual shell weight would be around 3000 pounds *18.9 = 56700 pounds or about 28350kg! Think of a cylinder and it's volume given by π*radius^2 * length :)
@@MicroageHD your math is significantly more complex than I'm capable of understanding.
@@MicroageHD
Ugh, brain, hurt
Not only are you absolutely hilarious and have managed to fulfill my love for FTD, but you don't make FTD as boring as some other TH-camrs make it... you make it *entertaining.*
I honestly hope to see more FTD videos from you, but I understand if you don't make any more due to the frustration.
I will watch your TH-cam career with great interest.
The Yamato went beyond what many Americans see as a sizeable battleship due to the fact that the US navy required their ships to fit within the Panama canal.
This is why the Yamato was seen as monstrously huge by many American engineers, authors, and soldiers.
Obviously we know today that Aircraft Carriers were the future of Naval combat, but battleships will always hold a place in our hearts.
"Big Yamato vs flying bullshit". Pretty sure that's the Japanese name for the Battle of Leyte Gulf.
Operation Ten-Go in a nutshell
Ten-go was just " Haha plane go brrrrrrrrrrr"
LOL
7:40 i was absolutely expecting a nordvpn ad at this moment
Or a raids shadow legends ad
@@iansmith1451 but it had too do with browsing privacy?
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 just search up Russian hardbass
It might be hard to find it but its the most you can do
Same
Your videos just hit man. Editing on point, give mans a raise
1:55 Santana - Soul Sacrifice Woodstock 1969. You're a man of culture as I can see!
ok next do Rimworld: it's not a crime against humanity if you don't recognize them as human
or Rimworld: the home of space cannibalism
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@icarusdeion stop sending me rats, I dont need them
@@Killah6969 Tripaloski
Cannibalism? Why eat them if you can sell them and their Organs (separately of course).
@@icarusdeion why did you send me milk
me during the intro: *wheeze*
me during the rest of the video: cant stop laughing and fell of my chair
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 please no more
@@Iugeer huh?
@@Killah6969 you've spread your comments across the world
@@Iugeer well across this comment section. And I got my answer so thats cool.
Speedboat: *Shoots single shot through armour*
Big yamato: *Self destructs*
It’s called tactical scuttling, and it works most effectively when commuted at a stupid time.
Duuude, just found your channel, it's just gold. Love you, earned a sub.
4:57 Its so utterly painful watching Sniper Elite kills like this but its so funny when he cut it just when the bullet slightly goes into it
Holy shit it's 69 likes :O
I recommend a spy satellite, cheap and simple to make
Higher it goes, the further it sees, even a 5x5 antena
Song name at 1:45 pls?
The first minute is so hilariously chaotic, yet so arguably accurate.
The difference a year makes, the energy is completely different compared to the video you just released. This feels like a nature documentary compared to you new content. And I couldn't be happier
WHY IS THIS IN MY RECOMMENDED?! AND WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY???
It's funny cause it's true, and it's in your recommended because it's funny.
because he gives a sseth vibes
@@ztac_dex I was thinking the exact same thing
@@avoughtf4u-4corsair19 I forgot he has the seth eveman audio effects as well but not as refined
Song name at 1:45 pls?
As someone who watches a lot of Lathrix, this was entertaining
Sadly Martin didn’t see the chaos cult in the community lead by lathrix
Have you seen his nukes yet?
Greeting sirs and sirrettes and welcome back to AI warcrime simulator
0:39 nice ammo plate on the aft of that warship
This man says it's the greatest Somali pirate simulator to exist like he hasn't played homeworld.
"Jesus Christ I fucking hate dirt"
Me IRL
everybody gangsta until the somali pirates pull up in the yamato
Now this is pog
-please make more it’s amazing-
7:35
Almost gave me a heart attack. I saw where this was going. you sneaky bastard almost did me in.
SAME!
Just compartmentalize it a little to help with your lag for flooding when the hull is breached. Just add 3 wooden bulkheads 'walls' inside and just make it 4 compartments and you will see a huge gain. Plus you won't start sinking from just a couple hits lol. Also the guns are a simple fix just build a square armor box around them that's big enough that the turret guts can rotate freely. You will see your guns surviving much better. Both of these fixes are quick and simple. It's if you want to efficiently design and incorporate these in that it gets tedious and time consuming but just slapping them in quick and simple is easy.
The Last Leviathan = Broke
Somali Pirate Simulator = *_W0_** KE*
Whatever happened to last leviathan?
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 xs project - vodovorot
I just found this channel and I love your editing style
i remember watching this vid when you had a few 1000 subs and thinking you where underrated. now at almost a million. i still think ur underrated
I saw the filipino peso
me hours later: I WILL MAKE THIS CHINESE SEA, WILL HAVE A LACK OF CHINESE SHIPS!
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 hardbasssss
we will take back the west sea
*South china sea intensifies*
Try out the Dev-test. Now test the big Yamato against the Megalodon, then the Scarlet Fate.
It's a huge brick with lasers. It'd do fine.
Scarlet Fate?
@@blizzardkiehn2508 It now goes by the name "Crucible."
@@proph7543 ok yeah, that's what I thought it was called and got confused when you said the other name.
Song name at 1:45 pls?
I was here when this video first dropped. I'm very proud of you my bro, keep flying high chad
This is why I love Martin's vids
2:05
This guy: shows peso
Filipino's : WhO hAtH aWaKeNeD mE fRoM mY sLuMbEr
Song name at 1:45 pls?
@@Killah6969 search hardbass on yt
2:30 thanks for playing the song from Mother load and making me miss my childhood
yaas
brings me back to miniclip
Was looking for this comment, I almost put it in myself 😂
2:48 made me lmao
I love your editing dude.
3:28 *Laughs in EVE Online*
Yeah I tried to play that stupid fucking game and HOLY SHIT
laughs in ARK
The lack of armour or bulkheads inside gives me severe anxiety
this game is beyond glorious and ive been playing it since it launched.... and this video is one of the funniest videos ive seen
it has been years since i found a new youtuber i like . Thank you sir.
I remember boarding all of the enemy's drones, carefully destroy the ai, and replace it with my own. So I didn't have to design drones to watch over areas. I somehow did this with one of those floating laser satellites too. Many modifications later that thing could one-shot anything
Thank god i found your channel on youtube, one of the best content i have ever seen! Cheers from Brazil!
no thank mabz he is the true god
That Launch at 8:50 is probably one of the coolest launches I think I've seen in a while.
The degree of control the RCS thrusters was amazing to see.
You have to be my favorite content creator, your jokes are so fucking good even after multiple times watching lmao
"ITS ROBUZ HERE AND WELCOME BACK TO FROM THE DEPTHS"
Ahh a culture friend I see
Song name at 1:45 pls?
What did you drink this time? Whiskey?
@@justsomedude4547 no
FEELINGS
@@Killah6969 cheeki breeki anthem,but it's remixed
Occasionally when mindlessly scrolling through TH-cams watch list you come across an absolute gem, all I can say is keep up the good work, subscribed...
This one video already has me subscribed
Sseths multiple personalities are getting out of control.
Just kidding, not to attribute your talent to someone elses format, just that videos like this are both the reason I haven't hung myself and why i learned arabic so i can be racist but nobody can call me on it because i speak arabic.
Edit: what a fuckin review m8 piddle me teabags and call me nan a crumpet ur gon b famouse
Dude I love sseth dw
@@martincitopants Some of his personalities don't hate eachother?
Shit must be nuts on mushrooms man
@@bicyclehorsethesixth5562 fun fact: 3 of of Sseth's personalities have collaborated
The tutorials should be revamped, the first time i played ftd i wanted to blow my brains out everytime i heard *TO OPEN THE INVENTORY PRESS E*
*E*
0:10
BROTHER
BROTHER I AM IN THE OCEAN FOR SOME REASON
"might not be accurate"
*shows it half sunk*
looks half accurate to me
i foresee great things in this channel's future
12:54 *GAS GAS GAS*
thank you for all you do it helps
9:27
I appreciate you taking a moment to bask in the glorious WTF-ery that is Warhammer 40K.
I remember playing this back in 2013 and going up with a friend against the deepwater guard, and fitting my battleship with wooden plating in the front because that acted as spaced armor for their torpedoes
And then we went against the next faction and we got vaporized by giant temple ships and lasers, 10/10
Also holy shit the music at 2:30 is from the motherload flash game, damn the memories
"Heavy Industry" From motherload goldium edition.
HOLY FUCK it was so familiar and it was bothering me because I couldn't remember where that music was from
Song name at 1:45 pls?
same here! it also FUCK UP MY FRAMES back then
White flayers are weak as hell in comparison to the faction I had to fight...
Lightning hoods caused 911...
As a Somali I am pleased and I approve of this and can testify to its accuracy.
A very simple way to fix the ship would be to add internal compartments, the more the better, each with their own pump. That way when breached it only has to recalculate for those segments.
“A learning cliff on fire and covered in bears” so California
From my childhood in the state, I can certainly answer YIS.
This vid kept coming up in my recommendations for a while and I thought why is it constantly appearing? I'm glad I finnaly saw the vid and found why... You made a brief explanation of what this game is AND kept it about 5min long while still covering all the basics of it... Bruh that's gud
I think it would be interesting to have a modern day pirate game. Taking on container ships with speedboats would be really cool.
Amazon deals with this everyday
9 guns per turret, with a massive 27 gun main battery broadside. Yamato’s guns had HE shells that weighed roughly 3,000 pounds, and scaling that up for this ship gives us shells that weigh roughly 6 1/2 TONS EACH. Multiplying that by 27 which would be the armament, would give the super Yamato a full broadside shell weight of 176.18 tons per broadside. That’d be the weight of launching a little over two and a half M1A1 Abrams tanks, or about 59 Honda Civics per broadside. In short, good shit mate
The fact that the Honda Civic has become a unit of measurement at some point amuses me to no end
Exept the abrams and civics would be made of purely explosives.
Holy shit
Probably my favorite video of yours. Maybe it's time to come prowl the oceans of _neter_ once again.
Thx for doing a review on this legendary albeit difficult game, and HOLY shit the Robbaz ref really surpirsed me.
I'm so happy the cursed algorithm decided to add you to my list. This alone made me sub.
Omg the nostalgia I got from the music playing at 2:20
Respect for looking up how to say "Yamato" instead of just going with the traditional American way of : y'MAAAA-toe.
I’m not Japanese, or European, but I can assure you the way us Americans say most things is stupid.
Martin's the ultimate earrape and meme ridden hybrid of mandalore and ssethtzentach.
Change my mind