Corvus' Headache Remedy ASMR
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2024
- Suffering with a headache, you schedule an appointment with Corvus D. Clemmons, Chief Resident Plague Doctor at Arkham Sanitarium, who treats you to his world infamous remedy!
00:00:00 Greetings, Dearest Patient!
00:02:03 Emptying the Metalcal Bag
00:08:58 Health Questionnaire
00:16:13 Medical Exam
00:19:46 Eye Exam
00:25:10 A Special Concoction
00:32:00 The Remedy Step 1: Drill
00:37:08 The Remedy Step 2: Suction
00:41:06 The Remedy Step 3: Cork
00:42:57 Return to Sleep
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A simple man; Corvus came to America to save us from our stresses by crossing the ocean on a boat. He worked as a forklift driver for UPS, and also made fries at McDonald’s, all while providing his patients with top notch medical care. When Santa had problems with the great Elf Strike, Corvus was there. When even the Tinfoil Hat Society couldn’t pool its resources to get that plastic pouch off your head, Corvus was there. When you were scared of the world and hid under the couch, Corvus was there to comfort you. He takes time out of his vacation to rift back to you. He shares Paul’s Halloween candy with you. He hunts Oompa-Loompa’s and crosses the unending void, all for the betterment of our mental health.
He is the savior of our sleep.
In one timeline / alternate reality, yes.
Yes
This is so wholesome
That is a great comment!
This is art
And also beautiful
Imagine being his son and you invite your friends over just to see his dad wearing a plague doctor's mask and speaking to the camera while using creepy items in a gentle way
🤣
They would get rekt
they would be like "HOLY SHIT IS THAT EPHEMERAL RIFT? I LOVE YOUR WORK DUDE AWESOME"
"So yeah, you cam see where I got my acting skills from."
That’s kind of the plot of the short story the medicine bag
Napoleon “Bone-apart” would’ve been a fantastic name for the bone saw
You genius.
Bonaparte more like boner fart know whaddamean
@@hughjanos3992 I’m disappointed in you, not mad, just dissatisfied.
thinking like E.R i see... I love it.
@@hughjanos3992 march 23's unfunniest joke incident
Corvus: *Drops about 8 million remedies for anything you can think of*
My brain: “I don’t think that man’s ever been to a medical school”
He traveled through a rift in time and invented the medical school
Ha, Toy story reference, nice. Maybe he really is Sid, after some therapy needed from seeing talking toys...
Medical school comes to him for help.
Well he has a PHD in old school medicine
Reminds me of the TF2 medic, Lmao
I think its a testament to Rift's acting ability that I genuinely have a hard time imagining him under the Corvus mask.
Wait they are the Same person I don't believe you
that's the point. He's too good
Bruh what about margaret. I genuinely feel there's a woman talking to me and it is insANE
@@limaoccsal MARGARET, YES!!!!
It's not Rift, Corvus and him are not the same person lol.
“Let me take my gloves off”
*Has gloves under his gloves*
Kakashi type hands
*Mask under his mask*
This man is a living babushka doll
s k i n u n d e r h i s s k i n
h a t u n d e r h i s h a t
Another Corvus Video, we are blessed. And most importantly cured.
Corvus is the G
@@Emerty1 yeah
We might be cured but we still haven't gotten our body modification appointment.
Read that as co vid and almost started wtfing
All praise the Omnissiah!!
Who else could I trust in the wake of a pandemic, while I’m stressed and racked with insomnia, but an inter-dimensional plague doctor with the greatest accent and cutest demeanour imaginable?
Hard to belive that we've been in quarantine for a year.
K.
Corvus: “For the treatment, I’m going to drill a hole into your skull.”
Me: *quicksaving*
lmao
Your screen is taking longer than usual….
*quicksaving is disabled in this level*
*Can’t save when enemies are nearby*
@@lonewolfgaming1488cant fast travel when enemies are nearby
omg when corvus said “please don’t cry” this is so precious ❤️❤️
Eeee you're right
And he is wholesome too I just wanna hug him
I know. He’s so sweet.
Can ya tell me the timestamp please
@@darkenvoid5804 I believe it's at 6:20
I can't believe I've only just realised how sweaty and headachey it must be filming this whole video in Corvus' costume 😵 We appreciate your Corvus videos ER!!
Can't be that headachey. He made a remedy for it so he won't get the headache while filming
Judging by the couple times weve seen his house its a safe bet to say that he probably has central air so his house is probably very cold
When Corvus said “please don’t cry” and also when he wraps a towel around the drill and says “I don’t want you to see any of the blood” he is a very nice guy
It's disturbing
Uploaded smack dab in the middle of the worst headache ive ever had, bravo
I feel you I’ve got the covid vaccine headache today. Hope you feel better soon
Did you make it?
@@silentoverkill4744 I hope so
Me too!
Same bro
With the amount of times we’ve seen him, how are we not dead?
He even (kinda, from what I get) is surprised that we even know our name at this point.
Lore wise, don't think we can die. We'd just be immediately reanimated in Margaret's garden.
We could be imagining it all. Or at least most of it, because it feels a bit off, like a fever dream.
I always thought that we (the viewer) are a diffrent patient each time and the Doctor only calls us that to butter us up
Considering our brain is being taken out on a regular basis, amnesia is to be expected.
Pretty sure that we're canonically immortal.
The 'favorite patient' bit is my absolute favorite part of Corvus's visits. Something about a bit of the soft soap really hits the spot.
Not gonna lie, Corvus is a pretty wholesome character :]
He is
He is what i would hope my kids grow up to be 🥲
He a sweetheart
if you do a [|8^ it looks like a little corvus face
@@lindseydejesus1877 hold on lemme try
[|8^
Ack
My day was going badly, and now Corvus has *flown* in to save me
Flown
“F l o w n -“
-My Bf, a correction freak
Aha- sorry
The Primarch Corvus Clemmons was the true favourite son of The Emperor, not that poser Horus
So I realized something a while ago.
Corvus D Clemmons initals are CDC..ya know like the Center of Disease Control. And that fills me with a weird kind of joy.
Corvus is my favorite character in the series. LOVE this.
He’s my fave too. He’s cute and wholesome and just wants to help 🥺
I hope people realize he does this for hours,that being said those masks and leather suits are very good at keeping heat. He’s sweating his arse off and having a little bit of a hard time breathing, I respect this man a lot for everything he does
“Tis the season for an outbreak...la, la, la, la...la, la, la, la.”
I love that
What video was that i don’t remember i wanna see it again
Ack I wish gonna hear him sing this song again...
@@RRTSMPlayz its the video called a plauge doctors cure
*Dehydrated Smurf-*
Corvus: *making glove sounds*
My half asleep brain: “thats a bunch of clams slamming shut”
Now I can't unhear it....
@@Arsenik17 same
I cant begin to explain why this specific character calms me so much
I think it's that charming beak
No way, I just started having a headache from my all-nighter
Suspicious timing at best
i live in your house
If you're reading this, we need more Corvus. There aren't nearly enough, maybe only around 2 dozen total. I know it must be exhausting wearing that mask and suit, but it's greatly appreciated. The accent + the squeaking and creaking of the leather is fantastic and complements the tapping and brushing and writing that Corvus does so well.
I'm a simple woman, I see Corvus Clemmons, I click.
Same with Margaret - who I hope we will see more of soon!
Margaret stared in the first video of Es that i ever watched. She is one of my favorites as well, and my favorite video of hers is her trinkets and treasures episode. (I think that's what it's called anyway)
Same
didn't margaret disappear to go play Dark Souls?
@@hentaisailor5951 or the one that professor mentioned in a human plant experiment?
@@RRTSMPlayz i think thats when he mentioned it yeah
the "my dearest patient... whose name I did not forget" part was. something? I liked it a lot? *confused patient noises*
This comment is as cute as Corvus
\(^o^)/ it’s adorable
Is that brown shoe a reference to scp-049-J, where he beats a patient with a shoe?
Hes unleashed the power of a thousans anomalous mothers. Im surprised it wasnt a chancla
And also The Patient Next Door, who in a video explained the Riftworld law so far :D
How did you read my mind
everyone in the universe of ER has a really tough time figuring out how to get bottle caps off
I think the man playing the characters has a fear of moving the lids off too quickly, for fear the contents will fly out
This comment made me laugh 😆
@@le563 Nah I think it’s 1. Asmr noises and 2. So it’s not too loud on the audio
I love the idea that everyone is just bad at opening things though
@@DeathnoteBB Canonically. In-universe.
@@focalpoint._ Wait are you saying it is or its funny if it was
I guess i don't have to take that covid test tomorrow, im cured
The profile pic goes so well with that comment
lol , corvus should give us an extremely dodgy looking vaccine 💉 that he personally put together 😅
@@chrischanmagachu9958 And it would still be safer than that experimental RNA modifier.
@@zoebaggins90 It gets less scary the more you understand how it works 😉
@@wolski7447 lol, don't you bring your "facts" and "science" into my fear mongering. I am quite enjoying the humour of people genuinely believing that the the vaccine might change your dna and convert you into a blob monster like a visceroid from Tiberian Sun or Flubber.
I really think the Plague Doctor fits his style well, I hope it continues
Boy do I have a playlist for you fella
@@natural_20s No, you don't, lol
@@K4inan Yeah, I've seen a few already, he does so well with it
The plague doctor is one of the earliest characters actually
It's nuts how many voices he can replicate
What perfect timimg! I was just trying (and failing) to sleep with a headache. This is a blessing from Cthullu.
Edit: Corvus called me his favourite patient and I smiled so wide. I've missed him so much.
Same with me
Imagine this is all the human race has left to show for what we've accomplished in a post apocalyptic world
Anything that would find this would be proud
What have u done for the world Danny?please share
We would have been thought of as a very creative and wonderful society
That would be good
@@dutchshewas1480 he made the comment you and now 4 other people have replied to impacting you and the 4 other people (me included) and the 105 people who liked his comment
it was strange seeing corvus' eyes at 35:15 it really made me look deeper at him as a character and some faceless strange entity at the asylum, the world of ephemeral rift is so intriguing.
Gotta love how old fashion corvus' tools are
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
I love his tissues if the eldrich gods
Didn’t he time travel from the 1300’s through a rift in the space-time continuum
@@TheUncivilizedNation doesn't mean he couldn't bring stuff with him, or just build it on his own
@@rectalprolapse697 yeah he probably brought them with through time
Arkham Asylum: The Mentally unstable are cared for by the mentally stable
Arkham Sanitarium: The Mentally unstable conduct unethical procedures on the "mentally stable"
cared for? bruh arkham asylum is an awful place
@@hentaisailor5951 Yeah, it’s more of a fucking high security prison, except without the security. How many goddamn times has Joker, Killer Croc, Two Face, Deathstroke, The Penguin, or Poison Ivy escaped? Too many times to count. Bruce may be rich, but he’s gotta put his intellect into something much much more needed than new fancy gadgets to fight the villains which he could prevent from escaping at all by just putting them in Alcatraz, or maybe the prison on the moon? Bat-Girl got a spine injury because of Batman’s sheer lack of common sense.
@@focalpoint._ i was talking with my friend about this the other day like bruce wayne could make a provate prison that not even raa's could escape
Ooo rasalgul
@@focalpoint._ the problem is that Batman most likely thought of this, but due to plot it wouldn’t work for some dumbass reason
I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone that Corvus used to work at Walmart
Yo in the couch companion vid
And also a warehouse as well.
@@lambie7975 at least until he got fired for killing other employees with the forklift
Walmart is an inter-dimensional liminal space so that’s a perfect place of employment
@@pieguy5692 RIP
Within the infinity of the multiverse, in another Arkham Sanitarium, I can just picture Corvus lighting his beak on fire instead of a candle and doing the eye exam that way, and it being just as illuminating as the lamp used here.
I didn’t even have a headache, I just wanted to see Corvus
That’s a rather handy looking bag you’ve got there, Doc
Using the content of that bag, he could give you a hand.
Ba dum tss...
*slow clapping noises*
Ephemeral rift is the guy that isn't your friend but still checks up on you
Ah, the good old Corvus, my fav char of the universe... let's dive into it!
As cthulhu said, he is the most professional and caring of all
I want to see more Iggy Manley. It's been about year since we last saw him.
Alternate title: The Return of the King
I'm a simple man. I see Corvus, I like.
love me corvus
love me primarchs
Love me emperor
Simple as
I swear ER is gonna put that tissue package of the eldrich gods on ebay and he's gonna make milions
If there was Oscars for ASMR this man would have won 5 already. Salute to rift this man has been putting in so much time, energy, and thought into these videos i find them so so creative and overall DIFFERENT. He is actually the ONLY asmr creator that i listen to cus in my opinion hes the only good one. Its too good. Its a treat to watch your videos rift. In times of stress and depression this man has helped create a sense of tranquility. Thank you
The whole Arkaham Sanitarium lore would make a great movie/book. It's so creative and fleshed out.
ER has a lore site you know
@@notsocrazytank707 Yes, I know. But there's still much we don't know about.
2:47
Me who read SCP-049-J's document: T H I S S E E M S F A M I L I A R
"Ah damnit, he's gone again" So this is where he went
Finally the mighty crow man returns
Babe come to bed, new corvus video just dropped.
Got an ad about accepting Jesus into my life. This is the fourth one today
I can’t just watch asmr in peace without some trying to convert me
Power move: Convert them to Corvus-ism
Maybe someone’s trying to tell you something.
Convert? What religion are you in? Jewish? Allah? Monke?!?!
Yes ^3^
You fool
Corvus is Jesus
"how many hearts do you have again?"
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME CORVUS
Ah you don't know how well timed this was - just what I needed after the longest day. Had a cracking headache
I feel like tingle immunity can be cured via tissue package manipulation with leather gloves on. The power of the two strongest ASMR tools compounds on one another beyond levels of comprehension.
Corvus: “choose my pen color”
Me: “GREEN!”
Corvus: “black it is.”
Me: “FUUUUU-“
I haven’t slept in over 48 hours, so man, I really needed this
I keep forgetting Corvus always likes to have an extra set of hands
You did not
He's pretty handy
@@games_fusion1393 yeah, you really gotta hand him that.
"Me seeing Corvus on preview and video's title"
Omg! Corvus! Finally I see him again after a long time! (my most favorite character)
I'm so glad to see Corvus again! It seems that he's speaking even more quiet than usual.
Hey Corvus how's Margaret doing haven't seen her in a while
she's playing Dark Souls
I think she’s still burying our brains in the garden
lain
Now that we know that arkham asylum is a real thing in this universe, we know that Arkham sanitarium is in Gothem city, and with the multiple universes that Uncle E supports, there is a universe where corvus is batman
It's actually based on lovecraft's town of arkham. Arkham asylum was based off lovecraft. Arkham sanitarium and arkham asylum are 2 different places.
2:45
SCP-049-J: I… (pauses) yes, of course. I am a doctor after all. (Subject begins to dig around in their doctor bag for some time.)
Dr. Baker: Need any help over there?
SCP-049-J: NO! (Muttering) He is not the cure. I am the cure. (Pauses) Ah, yes. This will do the trick.
Dr. Baker: That is a shoe.
SCP-049-J: Yes.
Dr.Baker: yes?
SCP-049-J : Yes.
@@fearful_light176 who is dr baker and scp 49?
@@m2bradley170 SCP-049 is a humanoid being that looks like a plague doctor, that doing experiments like reanimating corpses and curing the "pestilence", and Dr. Baker is one of SCP Foundation's scientist that interviewed SCP-049.
And if you doesnt know what SCP is, it's a fiction organization that handles thousands of anomalies to research them and contain them from the public
@@freeze1625 oh ok thanks meow
:3
I've been missing Corvus so much 💗💖💕
A mimir
I wish you could just record like 24 hours of footage with corvus hes just so indulging
Everytime we get a corvus video. An angel gets it's wings
Help I have like 15 pairs of wings now what the everloving fuck
Omg your becoming a biblically correct angel
Or a demon gets its horns...
Soooooo not often?
Me: Sees Corvus
Also me: So how was the chicken?
Corvus: Great! I stuck a bone saw in it!
me: yay :D
I missed Corvus sooo much! Thanks for being back with us, doctor!
Always perfect timing, Doc.
Oh my gOD THE CRISP SOUND OF LEATHER
never knew i needed that
Corvus is my favorite character on this channel. He's kinky in a classy reserved way.
Kinky w h a t
@@fakeempress515 You know exactly what they meant ;)
I would imagine Corvus and Medic would be good friends and would have great synergy
So nice to see that Corvus remembered his leather gloves...
Yo you were probably sweating so much in that heavy suit. Respect.
Having chest pains from stress and ER videos have always helped. Thanks for all that you do.
back again! love the curtain. i'm convinced corvus really does like us, he's just met so many people in all his travels through the rift he's terrible with faces. he sees us and is like, "oh, it's you! i like you!"
all 1 million of us. 🤣
My favorite artist what’s so ever the creative slick jokes and dedication this man has is amazing
I loved when he just started vibing to sound of the xenomorph heartbeat haha
My favorite Rift character, treating my most relevant and chronic problem. This does make me smile 😃
Had a day with alot more anxiety than usual. Then Corvus drops this stuff and all will be well. Good night!
Dear Corvus,
You are a well written character. You hold a great deal of intrigue rivaled only by that of the shadow of the sun. I am quite impressed with you, so much that I once based a character of my own after you. Before this comment, only two others knew of his existence. Though my character is in no media, your thrive across TH-cam as a recognizable figure who could very well be the mascot of ASMR. Bravo to you, and may life treat you well.
Your truly, Señor Axolotl
Corvus! Oh how I've missed your visits!!! How's Margaret? How's her garden?! I hope to see you again soon!❤️
Dr. Corvus is my favorite doctor he always seems to know when I need treatment. I literally had a headache today and this did wonders for me.
I am so ready for my appointment with Corvus! I've been looking forwards to this all millennia!
Corvus thank you for curing me after I had a headache about my problems here
I will say a greatest pleasure to you herr dokter
And also ER, thank you for bringing Corvus back
I haven’t been treated with such care like this in so long thank you
This series has become such an important comfort for me after hard or bad days. Thank you so much. ♡
Always glad for more rift world content c:
Corvus: “Arkham asylum houses the criminally insane but here at Arkham sanitarium we have no such thing”
Also Corvus: “Hi yes may I borrow your hands?”
“I’m not crazy”, said the crazy person.
Don’t be silly, those hands were given willingly.
Hehe….he….
Best Doctor Corvus wouldn’t be stealing body parts and replacing his own when they start to fail… no not at all…
Please ER, play “The Shore” on steam. It’s a lovecraftian love letter and is right up your alley.
I made that concoction and when I put it in me, it put me right to sleep. When I woke up, I was in a hospital bed! I can’t believe it really works!
been subscribed for seven years now and I still get really happy when you upload
I‘m so excited, I don‘t know what to write.
Y'know what's funny? Earlier today I was actually going through a serious headache that I couldn't even sleep because I was in so much pain, so the fact that I saw this video came out literally right after I got rid of it means either this was a funny coincidence or Corvus is actually watching me and knew I had a headache 0_0.....
I was rewatching all the plague doctor vids yesterday. Perfect timing
I’ve been watching Doctor Corvus since 2014, he was actually like my second AMSR videos I’m happy to see him reach the masses an will probably be at 1 million before the year ends.
I’m in Scotland right now and currently certain types of criminals are going about dressed as plaque doctors. 😂
Edit: plague doctors
plaque doctors... dentists?
@@hentaisailor5951 🤣
😮😂
"Oh dear you have a cavity! Nothing leeches can't fix"
dont worry comrade, comrade IS-2 will protect u from plaque doctors [|8^
I just had a craniotomy and thought I could come back here for some well needed treatment. A good remedy, Dr. Corvus!
I love the way this looks, the cinematography is just 🤘. It's been so hard to get my videos out to the ER/DrT crowd who appreciate this type of work, I want to say congratulations on all the success and years of work you've put in. It's a true inspiration. ✌️🙂
We love this guy Corvus! Thanks for playing him again! You bring your creations to life so well! 😊