15 GTA III Radio Commercials

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  • The Funny radio commercials from the classic gta game
    1) Dormatron
    2) House of tomorrow
    3) Eiris running shoes
    4) Mybatsu monstrosity
    5) Liberty City survivor
    6) Medieval Millennium fair
    7) petsovernight.com
    8) Liberty City survivor 2
    9) petsovernight.com 2
    10) Equinox
    11) Sue Anyone
    12) Fernando's new beginnings
    13) petsovernight.com 3
    14) Pogo the monkey
    15) Mybatsu Monstrosity 2

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  • @draesynesofficial
    @draesynesofficial 6 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    “Would you like a giraffe?” - “Mooouuuu” 😅

    • @daffyduck2671
      @daffyduck2671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I logged on I still ain't got my giraffe yet😂😂

    • @itwontcomeout5678
      @itwontcomeout5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mooouuuu

    • @TealKuruma
      @TealKuruma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mooooooooo

  • @secretsoftware
    @secretsoftware 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I was 15 when gta3 came out. Played it for a year straight. Over and over. I was always obsessed with the commercials, they had such dystopian tone. Look at where we are today in the world. These commercials were literally telling us the future.

    • @knighthawk34ps3
      @knighthawk34ps3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      100% no one saw how ironically correct these would be

  • @Utilitarian101
    @Utilitarian101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    GTA 3 was such a fun creation, and revolutionized the sandbox template that so many games have utilized since. I love the preposterous sense of humour in the game, exemplified beautifully by its radio advertisements. Gaming gold.

    • @chrisjlocke
      @chrisjlocke 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nicely summarised.

    • @thegamingchef3304
      @thegamingchef3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah but don't forget Shenmue for Dreamcast was the first true sandbox game.

    • @RAYTHEONGAMING
      @RAYTHEONGAMING 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I loved this game so much and then someone wrote Multi theft Auto so we could play online together.
      Such a better and simpler time

    • @GARYRPOTTER
      @GARYRPOTTER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was made in Britain, thats why it was so good

    • @charliemartin-k7m
      @charliemartin-k7m 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And had the best pedestrian quotes.

  • @soulassassin0g
    @soulassassin0g ปีที่แล้ว +10

    After 22 years we finally got the Maibatsu Monstrosity. Glad I stuck around for this historical event.

    • @nicholas5129
      @nicholas5129 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Monstrosity or MonstroCity? I guess the one from this radio ad was based on full-size Mitsubishi Pajero.
      Anyway, they should also add Maibatsu Thunder, Maibatsu Womb and Imponte Insurrection Turbo XRZ5 X-2.

  • @vv09
    @vv09 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    12 years later... some of the voice actors here are still heard in commercials in GTA 5 like the Eris spokesperson and the Liberty City survivor guy

    • @Pr0phetless
      @Pr0phetless ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Fernando Martinez has his own talk show on Talk Radio

  • @limpet7r63
    @limpet7r63 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon. I'm a mom, not a conservationist!" Still makes me laugh.

    • @Muffinarm_
      @Muffinarm_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I said this at our staff meeting last month and nobody had a clue what I was saying at all. Plus I'm a dude, so there's that also.

    • @paneas8879
      @paneas8879 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Muffinarm_ Of course your a dude. If you were a mom, you wouldn't be a videogamerist 🤣👍😊

  • @08100181
    @08100181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I used to fall unconcioss for hours at a time. Now with Equinox, I never need to sleep.

    • @karinapatton8740
      @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ANDTMM equinox sounds like a fucked off medication🚧💊💉

  • @applescruff1969
    @applescruff1969 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You know what's crazy? A lot of these ads are still relavent...

  • @shahancheong9792
    @shahancheong9792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Oh, the memories!!
    "Yesterday! I made a DOLLAR!!"

  • @Udon_911
    @Udon_911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "We lost little joey in the back and couldn't find him for an hour"

  • @batgirl9573
    @batgirl9573 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    yesterday i made a doller

    • @ericsamayoa-acevedo252
      @ericsamayoa-acevedo252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Its fun, we get to play with knives!

    • @ilovegames8287
      @ilovegames8287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My friend, Joey, sowed his hands together!

    • @shironhun
      @shironhun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eiris Running Shoes
      always running
      from something

    • @csm5040
      @csm5040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You are learning some real skills

  • @thanos_d3483
    @thanos_d3483 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Liberty City SURVIVOR!

    • @karinapatton8740
      @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanos Delta that’s hella funni they take 20 recently paroled guys and give them Granada’s to hunt each other down until one man is standing, then while all that going on innocent people is getting fuced up u heard that man he in the hospital watching liberty survivor!😂

    • @destisinawe1221
      @destisinawe1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Natural selection has come home.

  • @r3i6nm8n
    @r3i6nm8n 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Maibatsu monstrosity commercials are classic

  • @noahnorman6877
    @noahnorman6877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    0:05 - Dormatron (Remember, being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise.)
    1:02 House of Tomorrow
    2:03 Eris Running Shoes
    2:44 Maibatsu Monstrosity (Busy Mom)
    3:33 Liberty City Survivor
    4:19 Medieval Millennium Fair
    5:35 Pets Overnight (Giraffe)
    6:21 Pets Overnight (Kitten)
    6:36 Equinox (From Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals, a company run by a criminal organization)
    7:20 Ragan and Ponzer
    7:57 Fernando’s New Beginnings (Turning an ending into a new beginning, at 555-9595)
    8:57 Pets Overnight (Man’s first cousin)
    9:23 Pogo the Monkey (The best new video game for the whole family, and probably the longest commercial in the game.)
    10:54 Maibatsu Monstrosity (Maketing Manager)

  • @apriswajaya
    @apriswajaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I remember before I played GTA 3 hearing the maibatsu monstrosity commercial on an actual radio station. I was like wtf kind of car is this?! The advertising was also so surreal. And at the end of the ad, it's gta 3. This was indeed a brilliant marketing strategy

  • @weepingangel6805
    @weepingangel6805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It's fun, we get to play with knives!

    • @47thheaven34
      @47thheaven34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yesterday, I made a dollar!

  • @Idkgoogleitbro
    @Idkgoogleitbro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    takes me back to 2nd grade when I lived and breathed this game lol

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    You probably came here for 5:36

    • @vitalisierend
      @vitalisierend 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YeeSoest yes

    • @draesynesofficial
      @draesynesofficial 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao yes!

    • @aki_xd4334
      @aki_xd4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      NOOOOOO

    • @karinapatton8740
      @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YeeSoest lmfao yes it’s 3 pet commercials the last one where they ask are you tired of mans best friend... then the boy says sorry Fido we’re going to have to drown you. Hilarious 🤣

  • @FutureFilmsandPhotography1
    @FutureFilmsandPhotography1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Favorite is - Eiris Running Shoes

    • @captaindowntown7851
      @captaindowntown7851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesterday I made a dollar
      It took years for me to completely understand that ad lol.

  • @manfromcydonia
    @manfromcydonia 9 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    yesterday i made a dollar !!!

  • @karinapatton8740
    @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Sorry Fido, we’re going to have to drown you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny as hell

  • @vejin9
    @vejin9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love that now i can turn on subtitles to this and now get what these commercials were about.

  • @efan2012
    @efan2012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I swear the guy's accent at 1:38 just kills me: "Virtual Reality POKAH!" For as early and primitive as these ads were they really starting to hit the target even early. The Survivor ad and Fernando's bit is just hilarious as they were when I was 11; as well as the kids in the factory bit; that one's dark as hell still. They hit their stride on Vice City but there's some gold here as well.

    • @garyella1301
      @garyella1301 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think that is Lazlow who voices that guy on that part of the advert

    • @robertpaulson4151
      @robertpaulson4151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When this game came out barely anyone owned a mobile phone. And if they did, it sure wasn't a smart phone as they didn't exist to the public yet. GTA 3 was WAY ahead of its time.

    • @quickcar5255
      @quickcar5255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      POKAH

    • @Mytimekid
      @Mytimekid 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@garyella1301 indeed you're correct sir. That is indeed Lazlow, who aswell as Chatterbox also did one of the cab driver voices in GTA 3 too.

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      litrally ANYWEAH!

  • @jcm2606
    @jcm2606 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's that moment when you realise Lazlow, that sleazy fucker from GTA5, has been in every single GTA game since this one doing talk shows...

    • @lunakitty1990
      @lunakitty1990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      GTA 3 Lazlow was perfectly fine until he went full downhill on GTA V

    • @Nabbehh
      @Nabbehh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Miguel Navarro it's called character development, folks

    • @Daequan12387
      @Daequan12387 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lunakitty1990 Not true, he was funny in GTA V as well

    • @GARYRPOTTER
      @GARYRPOTTER 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We have known since 3 tho.....are you 15

  • @knighthawk34ps3
    @knighthawk34ps3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For 20k I can surf the web while driving ! Let’s say in 2003 no one thought that this would be a thing. It’s hilarious how appt on funny they are

  • @themightyjill
    @themightyjill ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11 "Liberty City Survivor: Natural selection, has come home!"
    This one made me laugh, probably my favourite GTA III ad.

  • @tinalevesque5772
    @tinalevesque5772 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    freakin loved listening to these when i played the game

  • @huckfinn9225
    @huckfinn9225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:32, Liberty City Survivor
    5:50, Liberty City Survivor
    7:18, Sue Anyone
    7:55, Fernando's New Beginnings

  • @teamtinyturtle9103
    @teamtinyturtle9103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *2:20* That *Chinese boy* has a very convincing GenAm accent!

  • @ramsayjohn
    @ramsayjohn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:08 top 10 rappers Eminem afraid to diss

    • @ouki9652
      @ouki9652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂👍

  • @rosshoulihan7357
    @rosshoulihan7357 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Feel like I'm the only person sad enough to have flashback fm on cd with the adds for when I'm in the car

  • @kirkrozich980
    @kirkrozich980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Learn the art of cooking with turnips! Yum yum!” 😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @DrowningSorrows1
    @DrowningSorrows1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I wonder if rasslins on tonight?"

    • @specterkev
      @specterkev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UnlikeTower1 if you watched rasslin then you knew if it was on tonight or not LOL

  • @chuckycheese84
    @chuckycheese84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I only spent $20,000, And now i can get email in the shower or surf the internet while i'm driving LOL...The voice actor sounds a lot like Lazlow

    • @enriquemartellhernandez1900
      @enriquemartellhernandez1900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Im pretty sure it is the same.
      Like the voice from Pogo the Monkey its the same as the DJ from Flashback

  • @warrenkeith360
    @warrenkeith360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would LOVE to see how a woman with no hands is still stuffing her face with food.

  • @aprilleerose
    @aprilleerose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ve been waiting for YEARS now, when does Liberty City Survivors start!?!?!

  • @homegrowntwinkie
    @homegrowntwinkie ปีที่แล้ว

    So, so many memories. I fucking love GTA 3.

  • @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
    @hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how they hyperbolize the interior space of Maibatsu vehicles even though the 1995-2002 Monstrosity is a Japanese Dundreary Landstalker.

    • @cepibolla
      @cepibolla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly.

  • @DestructiveDave1900
    @DestructiveDave1900 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Haha, i love these commercials!

  • @MaytayMaya
    @MaytayMaya ปีที่แล้ว

    It's crazy that back in 2001 "3D virtual reality Poker" was considered a joke.
    In 2023, it's reality.

  • @AdVictoriam93
    @AdVictoriam93 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "All of a sudden these guys crashed into the window and started shooting each other" 😂

  • @walter_248
    @walter_248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Monstrosity is everywhere.
    People driving the monstrosity:
    ITS TIME TO STOP

  • @alangregg5520
    @alangregg5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was so excited, I didn't notice I'd been hit...😂😂😂😂

  • @exd1mbeing662
    @exd1mbeing662 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise

  • @AWeb2388
    @AWeb2388 ปีที่แล้ว

    My local news channel just used the background music from Medieval Fair commercial to advertise a St. Patrick's Day parade

  • @chrisrodriguez1377
    @chrisrodriguez1377 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    3:52 sounds like Christopher moltisanti

    • @catsandalcohol99
      @catsandalcohol99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm pretty sure that's what they were going for

  • @worldofcinema2353
    @worldofcinema2353 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yesterday I made a dollar

  • @a7xfanjn
    @a7xfanjn 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    On the first commercial the husband sounds like Michael gta v

    • @mrnoneofurbusiness7942
      @mrnoneofurbusiness7942 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is the same voice actor as michael from gta5
      just kidding. im making up stuff
      i dont think they sound similar at all

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      the guy actually sounds like Jock Cranley

  • @lukaskoterba
    @lukaskoterba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    THX!!! 💗

  • @rouxroux
    @rouxroux 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Glory Hole, where strangers become friends, Glory Hole, you don't need to know names

  • @rextransformation7418
    @rextransformation7418 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Where's the part where Fernando says "Are you tired, of monogamy?". Been searching for that for a loooooooooooong time! :P

    • @karinapatton8740
      @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rex Transformation you have to go to station chatterbox to hear the whole thing. Fernando was on lazlo talk show and lazlo was getting mad because he felt like Fernando was a cheap pimp and wasn’t really fixing people’s marriages he was destroying them by having men cheat but still stay with their fat wives.

  • @heatherwyeth3652
    @heatherwyeth3652 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I came here for the “wit a big butt Layin on my lap” but can’t find it anywhere

  • @karinapatton8740
    @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mommy Jim Jim bit me😃🐒🙊

  • @robertrosjjsjjd4148
    @robertrosjjsjjd4148 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I went on here cause I was driving around and right after an explosion I get in the car and the first thing I hear is: sorry Fido we’re going to have to drown tout

  • @alexanderjarvis2008
    @alexanderjarvis2008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Toni Cipriani needs the Dormatron

  • @LILLJE
    @LILLJE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Which commercial is it when they say "thank you, THANK you, THANK YOU" with different voices? Feels like it would be Liberty City Survivor

    • @LILLJE
      @LILLJE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Davey Boy Thanks my man! Just found it and listened, haha.
      Thank you THANK YOU thank you

  • @CoastalConservancy
    @CoastalConservancy ปีที่แล้ว

    Memories 😢

  • @aki_xd4334
    @aki_xd4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Admit it you only come here to listen 5:35

    • @Vulkan477
      @Vulkan477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2jz_ 2003 no I came here for mabaitsu monstrosity

    • @karinapatton8740
      @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me neither I came for pets over night 3 are you tired of mens bestfriend? How about a cat then the boy says sorry Fido we’re going to have to drown you. Then the dog makes the crying puppy noise

    • @destisinawe1221
      @destisinawe1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akio_ 2003 I came for the petsovernight.com

  • @VuqarStyle
    @VuqarStyle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Would you like a kitten?
    Meow

  • @genericclass4058
    @genericclass4058 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wanna see the Mybotsu Monstrosity

    • @chuckycheese84
      @chuckycheese84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "I live alone, so of course i needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across Arctic Tundra"

  • @mustachegravy2858
    @mustachegravy2858 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do you eat microwave dinners ? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ezioginocchio2046
    @ezioginocchio2046 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I swear I`am an english teacher i`ll use this commercials for the listening part

  • @Weee009
    @Weee009 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:44 Who here tried to use the Landstalker/Maibatsu Monstrosity if it really has amphibious mode i wont tell the result of what happened to me.

  • @zylaaeria2627
    @zylaaeria2627 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Pogo The Monkey commercial uses sounds from Serious Sam notably the rocket launcher & laser gun sound effects. Thought I recognized them from somewhere.

  • @jGilmour189
    @jGilmour189 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I am disappointed I can't find the hip hop honeys one anywhere on the internet :(

  • @DKWiseman
    @DKWiseman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These ads are such a great satire on the Western society. Timeless lol

  • @kendradaniels2225
    @kendradaniels2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:04 - Music name? Please!

  • @pelecyphora1
    @pelecyphora1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    People play VR poker now. and a dollar.

  • @5xi5a
    @5xi5a 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Would you like a giraffe? Have one delivered just log on to petsovernight.com and we’ll send you a giraffe overnight petsovernight.com delivering bundles of love and a box directly to your door. (Moo)

  • @danilagamer2702
    @danilagamer2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    House of tomorrow the best!

    • @mattwolf7698
      @mattwolf7698 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one also predicted the future.

  • @MisterMcKinney
    @MisterMcKinney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Storm the White House with your friends and become President of the United States.” That didn’t age well.

  • @shutendoji470
    @shutendoji470 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol "social events like watching wrestling"
    The black comedy of this game, not sure if i wanna laugh or cry

  • @MidnightIX
    @MidnightIX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHERES the oh Riley commercial

  • @donk2c
    @donk2c 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Says the maibatsu monstrosity is big, is the same height as Claude, and is not named the maibatsu monstrosity, it’s named the landstalker

  • @StreetwisE619
    @StreetwisE619 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Knife after dark lol

  • @Sahfarry
    @Sahfarry 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    G E O J A M S

    • @citrusui
      @citrusui 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      (the one and only)

  • @alexanderwassell1230
    @alexanderwassell1230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Does this have Saturday Night Beaver?

  • @frstwhsprs
    @frstwhsprs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    how old is fernando

    • @rustednailz6232
      @rustednailz6232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Akid HTF he's in his late 60s nows and in an old folks home

    • @daddysbelt4723
      @daddysbelt4723 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      In 2001 maybe 40s

  • @btr564
    @btr564 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That woman has the same voice as Sandy March.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Carlos Romero Which woman from which commercial?

  • @technicaloctoandsquid8853
    @technicaloctoandsquid8853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:04 did he said zaibatsu

  • @englishmanbankmanager4860
    @englishmanbankmanager4860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Head Radio
    Double Clef FM
    LibertySoul FM
    WLLC The zone
    Lips106
    Radio Active
    Moving Shadow
    KBDFF Radio
    Liberty FM

  • @zeromaster21_official
    @zeromaster21_official 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    .

  • @treeboss5626
    @treeboss5626 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    3d polka

  • @cosd3799
    @cosd3799 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    can anyone send me the script please?

    • @karinapatton8740
      @karinapatton8740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Douglas you can look it up type gta 3 commercials it have it in fine print 😂