15 GTA III Radio Commercials
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- The Funny radio commercials from the classic gta game
1) Dormatron
2) House of tomorrow
3) Eiris running shoes
4) Mybatsu monstrosity
5) Liberty City survivor
6) Medieval Millennium fair
7) petsovernight.com
8) Liberty City survivor 2
9) petsovernight.com 2
10) Equinox
11) Sue Anyone
12) Fernando's new beginnings
13) petsovernight.com 3
14) Pogo the monkey
15) Mybatsu Monstrosity 2
“Would you like a giraffe?” - “Mooouuuu” 😅
I logged on I still ain't got my giraffe yet😂😂
Mooouuuu
mooooooooo
I was 15 when gta3 came out. Played it for a year straight. Over and over. I was always obsessed with the commercials, they had such dystopian tone. Look at where we are today in the world. These commercials were literally telling us the future.
100% no one saw how ironically correct these would be
GTA 3 was such a fun creation, and revolutionized the sandbox template that so many games have utilized since. I love the preposterous sense of humour in the game, exemplified beautifully by its radio advertisements. Gaming gold.
Nicely summarised.
Yeah but don't forget Shenmue for Dreamcast was the first true sandbox game.
I loved this game so much and then someone wrote Multi theft Auto so we could play online together.
Such a better and simpler time
It was made in Britain, thats why it was so good
And had the best pedestrian quotes.
After 22 years we finally got the Maibatsu Monstrosity. Glad I stuck around for this historical event.
Monstrosity or MonstroCity? I guess the one from this radio ad was based on full-size Mitsubishi Pajero.
Anyway, they should also add Maibatsu Thunder, Maibatsu Womb and Imponte Insurrection Turbo XRZ5 X-2.
12 years later... some of the voice actors here are still heard in commercials in GTA 5 like the Eris spokesperson and the Liberty City survivor guy
And Fernando Martinez has his own talk show on Talk Radio
"So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon. I'm a mom, not a conservationist!" Still makes me laugh.
I said this at our staff meeting last month and nobody had a clue what I was saying at all. Plus I'm a dude, so there's that also.
@@Muffinarm_ Of course your a dude. If you were a mom, you wouldn't be a videogamerist 🤣👍😊
I used to fall unconcioss for hours at a time. Now with Equinox, I never need to sleep.
ANDTMM equinox sounds like a fucked off medication🚧💊💉
You know what's crazy? A lot of these ads are still relavent...
Oh, the memories!!
"Yesterday! I made a DOLLAR!!"
"We lost little joey in the back and couldn't find him for an hour"
yesterday i made a doller
Its fun, we get to play with knives!
My friend, Joey, sowed his hands together!
Eiris Running Shoes
always running
from something
You are learning some real skills
Liberty City SURVIVOR!
Thanos Delta that’s hella funni they take 20 recently paroled guys and give them Granada’s to hunt each other down until one man is standing, then while all that going on innocent people is getting fuced up u heard that man he in the hospital watching liberty survivor!😂
Natural selection has come home.
Maibatsu monstrosity commercials are classic
Zaibatsu
Worst car in gta 3.
0:05 - Dormatron (Remember, being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise.)
1:02 House of Tomorrow
2:03 Eris Running Shoes
2:44 Maibatsu Monstrosity (Busy Mom)
3:33 Liberty City Survivor
4:19 Medieval Millennium Fair
5:35 Pets Overnight (Giraffe)
6:21 Pets Overnight (Kitten)
6:36 Equinox (From Zaibatsu Pharmaceuticals, a company run by a criminal organization)
7:20 Ragan and Ponzer
7:57 Fernando’s New Beginnings (Turning an ending into a new beginning, at 555-9595)
8:57 Pets Overnight (Man’s first cousin)
9:23 Pogo the Monkey (The best new video game for the whole family, and probably the longest commercial in the game.)
10:54 Maibatsu Monstrosity (Maketing Manager)
2:43 Phil and I just had another kid
9:22 We've got a new friend for everyone
10:50
I remember before I played GTA 3 hearing the maibatsu monstrosity commercial on an actual radio station. I was like wtf kind of car is this?! The advertising was also so surreal. And at the end of the ad, it's gta 3. This was indeed a brilliant marketing strategy
It's fun, we get to play with knives!
Yesterday, I made a dollar!
takes me back to 2nd grade when I lived and breathed this game lol
You probably came here for 5:36
YeeSoest yes
Lmao yes!
Yes
NOOOOOO
YeeSoest lmfao yes it’s 3 pet commercials the last one where they ask are you tired of mans best friend... then the boy says sorry Fido we’re going to have to drown you. Hilarious 🤣
Favorite is - Eiris Running Shoes
Yesterday I made a dollar
It took years for me to completely understand that ad lol.
yesterday i made a dollar !!!
Sorry Fido, we’re going to have to drown you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 funny as hell
i love that now i can turn on subtitles to this and now get what these commercials were about.
I swear the guy's accent at 1:38 just kills me: "Virtual Reality POKAH!" For as early and primitive as these ads were they really starting to hit the target even early. The Survivor ad and Fernando's bit is just hilarious as they were when I was 11; as well as the kids in the factory bit; that one's dark as hell still. They hit their stride on Vice City but there's some gold here as well.
I think that is Lazlow who voices that guy on that part of the advert
When this game came out barely anyone owned a mobile phone. And if they did, it sure wasn't a smart phone as they didn't exist to the public yet. GTA 3 was WAY ahead of its time.
POKAH
@@garyella1301 indeed you're correct sir. That is indeed Lazlow, who aswell as Chatterbox also did one of the cab driver voices in GTA 3 too.
litrally ANYWEAH!
It's that moment when you realise Lazlow, that sleazy fucker from GTA5, has been in every single GTA game since this one doing talk shows...
GTA 3 Lazlow was perfectly fine until he went full downhill on GTA V
Miguel Navarro it's called character development, folks
@@lunakitty1990 Not true, he was funny in GTA V as well
We have known since 3 tho.....are you 15
For 20k I can surf the web while driving ! Let’s say in 2003 no one thought that this would be a thing. It’s hilarious how appt on funny they are
4:11 "Liberty City Survivor: Natural selection, has come home!"
This one made me laugh, probably my favourite GTA III ad.
freakin loved listening to these when i played the game
3:32, Liberty City Survivor
5:50, Liberty City Survivor
7:18, Sue Anyone
7:55, Fernando's New Beginnings
*2:20* That *Chinese boy* has a very convincing GenAm accent!
7:08 top 10 rappers Eminem afraid to diss
😂👍
Feel like I'm the only person sad enough to have flashback fm on cd with the adds for when I'm in the car
“Learn the art of cooking with turnips! Yum yum!” 😆🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"I wonder if rasslins on tonight?"
UnlikeTower1 if you watched rasslin then you knew if it was on tonight or not LOL
I only spent $20,000, And now i can get email in the shower or surf the internet while i'm driving LOL...The voice actor sounds a lot like Lazlow
Im pretty sure it is the same.
Like the voice from Pogo the Monkey its the same as the DJ from Flashback
I would LOVE to see how a woman with no hands is still stuffing her face with food.
I’ve been waiting for YEARS now, when does Liberty City Survivors start!?!?!
So, so many memories. I fucking love GTA 3.
I like how they hyperbolize the interior space of Maibatsu vehicles even though the 1995-2002 Monstrosity is a Japanese Dundreary Landstalker.
Exactly.
Haha, i love these commercials!
It's crazy that back in 2001 "3D virtual reality Poker" was considered a joke.
In 2023, it's reality.
"All of a sudden these guys crashed into the window and started shooting each other" 😂
Monstrosity is everywhere.
People driving the monstrosity:
ITS TIME TO STOP
I was so excited, I didn't notice I'd been hit...😂😂😂😂
Being fat can even ruin a romantic cruise
My local news channel just used the background music from Medieval Fair commercial to advertise a St. Patrick's Day parade
3:52 sounds like Christopher moltisanti
I'm pretty sure that's what they were going for
Yesterday I made a dollar
On the first commercial the husband sounds like Michael gta v
it is the same voice actor as michael from gta5
just kidding. im making up stuff
i dont think they sound similar at all
the guy actually sounds like Jock Cranley
THX!!! 💗
Glory Hole, where strangers become friends, Glory Hole, you don't need to know names
Where's the part where Fernando says "Are you tired, of monogamy?". Been searching for that for a loooooooooooong time! :P
Rex Transformation you have to go to station chatterbox to hear the whole thing. Fernando was on lazlo talk show and lazlo was getting mad because he felt like Fernando was a cheap pimp and wasn’t really fixing people’s marriages he was destroying them by having men cheat but still stay with their fat wives.
I came here for the “wit a big butt Layin on my lap” but can’t find it anywhere
Mommy Jim Jim bit me😃🐒🙊
I went on here cause I was driving around and right after an explosion I get in the car and the first thing I hear is: sorry Fido we’re going to have to drown tout
Toni Cipriani needs the Dormatron
Which commercial is it when they say "thank you, THANK you, THANK YOU" with different voices? Feels like it would be Liberty City Survivor
@Davey Boy Thanks my man! Just found it and listened, haha.
Thank you THANK YOU thank you
Memories 😢
Admit it you only come here to listen 5:35
2jz_ 2003 no I came here for mabaitsu monstrosity
Me neither I came for pets over night 3 are you tired of mens bestfriend? How about a cat then the boy says sorry Fido we’re going to have to drown you. Then the dog makes the crying puppy noise
Akio_ 2003 I came for the petsovernight.com
Would you like a kitten?
Meow
I wanna see the Mybotsu Monstrosity
"I live alone, so of course i needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across Arctic Tundra"
Do you eat microwave dinners ? 🤣🤣🤣
I swear I`am an english teacher i`ll use this commercials for the listening part
2:44 Who here tried to use the Landstalker/Maibatsu Monstrosity if it really has amphibious mode i wont tell the result of what happened to me.
That Pogo The Monkey commercial uses sounds from Serious Sam notably the rocket launcher & laser gun sound effects. Thought I recognized them from somewhere.
I am disappointed I can't find the hip hop honeys one anywhere on the internet :(
you could look up game radio
These ads are such a great satire on the Western society. Timeless lol
0:04 - Music name? Please!
People play VR poker now. and a dollar.
Would you like a giraffe? Have one delivered just log on to petsovernight.com and we’ll send you a giraffe overnight petsovernight.com delivering bundles of love and a box directly to your door. (Moo)
House of tomorrow the best!
That one also predicted the future.
“Storm the White House with your friends and become President of the United States.” That didn’t age well.
It sure didn't
Lol "social events like watching wrestling"
The black comedy of this game, not sure if i wanna laugh or cry
WHERES the oh Riley commercial
Says the maibatsu monstrosity is big, is the same height as Claude, and is not named the maibatsu monstrosity, it’s named the landstalker
In Lcs it’s a bigger suv.
Knife after dark lol
G E O J A M S
(the one and only)
Does this have Saturday Night Beaver?
how old is fernando
Akid HTF he's in his late 60s nows and in an old folks home
In 2001 maybe 40s
That woman has the same voice as Sandy March.
+Carlos Romero Which woman from which commercial?
7:04 did he said zaibatsu
Yes GTA 2 Zaibatsu
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WTF what You doig here???
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3d polka
can anyone send me the script please?
Adam Douglas you can look it up type gta 3 commercials it have it in fine print 😂