Integrity 2.0 GTA IV
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Integrity 2.0 is a radio station in Grand Theft Auto IV and Grand Theft Auto: Episodes from Liberty City.
Unlike the other stations, Integrity is not available at the beginning of GTA IV. Comments can be heard on other channels about Lazlow Jones raising funds for his new radio "experience," which he is planning to name 'Lazlow 2.0,' maybe even 3.0 as he thinks he's becoming a superstar in EFLC.
Once Algonquin is unlocked, Integrity 2.0 goes on-air.
The show takes the form of a modified talk radio: Lazlow wanders around Liberty City through the streets of Algonquin and interviews the random people he comes across.
His interviewees include a normal person (who runs away from him), a young woman (who calls him an asshole), talks about himself, Lazlow, then a pervert, a boy who's 13 and sells weed, a latent homosexual, a woman with martial problems, an internet nerd, a woman who believes the answers to life's questions can be solved by imagining one's face is an exclamation mark, a hot dog vendor (who Lazlow later assaults after insulting him), a taxi driver, and a rock star, (who has a city block shut down to film a music video, and is suggested to be a member of Love Fist).
Trivia:
All GTA IV girlfriends dislike this station.
The station is always tuned in the Vapid Taxi, Declasse Taxi and the Schyster Cabby.
In one segment, a version of the song "St. Thomas", found on Jazz Nation Radio 108.5, is played in the background.
This track is also played on Frickie Van Hardenburg's yacht. T
he song is also featured in the movies Police Academy during visits to The Blue Oyster Bar.
Integrity 2.0 is the only radio station in the entire GTA series that can be unlocked.
This radio station is unavailable in multiplayer.
It is mentioned that one of the top websites is a social site where among other videos one can find 2girls1cup (though the player can't actually access it).
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Giving Lazlow a whole radio station to himself to just ramble on endlessly with was one of the best things Rockstar ever did I don't think any GTA radio show can top this unless they let Lazlow loose like this again.
Chakra attack
Kenny Reveles GTA6 - Debate radio show. Lazlow vs. Dr. Ray De Angelo Harris
They let Lazlow choose the soundtrack to Vice City (and their other games too). Now THAT'S the best thing Rockstar has ever done.
+Kenny Reveles Chakra was really annoying. 2 good sexist jokes and that's it. They tried to make it like a serious dumb guy on the radio show.
gta v- chakra attack with Dr deangello harris.
jb smoove shiits on this. but this is hilarious
I remember playing GTA IV and just driving around listening to this...
Me too. The gta 5 one us shit
I pause it and then listen to it its the best
+Michael Townley I did a mission while this one was playing and i just waited and listened in front of the checkpoint its so funny :D...
I liked driving the yellow cabs around and listening to Integrity 2.0 & Jazz Nation.
same
The first skit with Lazlo and the hotdog guy is really funny. If you listen carefully you can hear them both laughing at each other's lines, some of it was probably improved
The part I find funniest is the hot dog guy is voiced by Fred Armisen, most infamous for the "Straight to Jail" meme.
Its amazing
Are you stupid? Everything is scripted stfu
@@GreasyMcNasty I was just trying to look up if it was him. Sounds just like him.
@@GreasyMcNasty Fred Armisen voices 3 characters on Lazlow’s show, I love it
"DNA never lies...except in a few rare sexual assault cases"
"Let me touch them...and I'll go away."
My favorite part
All of a sudden the cops are after you
..schools.....
“Is that a crime?!?”😂😂
@@Shark_King325
Umm... Kind of, yeah.
GTA IV was the best for social satire and political commentary. One of the best written Grand Theft Auto video games and best-written video games of its time.
Grand Theft Auto was WAAAAAY ahead of its time when it came out and it only got better
For real dude the only game I genuinely enjoyed from my experience i hope to get it again one day
No
@@TheSultan1470 damn 😔
@Abraham Sanchez You will never sadly. Rockstar, and more broadly, the world, is sterile and pussified.
This genuinely never gets old no matter how many times I come back to it
"Nobody's gonna be talking about MP3's in a couple years"
*2018*
_Huh, what are the odds_
2008 was a different time
"Nobody's gonna be talking about streaming in a couple years"
*2028*
_Huh, what are the odds_
lol, love to read lil kids talking about what is going to happen, while they cant say shit about when they are planning to move out of his moms house. Nobody talking about that :D
@@sickofit1304 what?
@@Dank_Dank i dont stream i buy cd's :)
This is way better than GTA 5 Lazlow
I loved him in Vice City and GTA 3 too,he became a bithc in GTA 5.
you know if you actually listen to the broadcast Lazlow runs into some "trouble" and ends up losing his host duties of his show to Michelle. Plus he expands his radio duties to host a TV show.
HurriShane00, are you referring to Niko Bellic's ex-girlfriend?
Hmm never thought of that,,,, Just assumed Michelle was just some random chick. maybe it is Nikko's ex-girlfriend. that would be kind of a cool twist.
HurriShane00 It's not GTA 4 Michelle, her real name's Karen and in GTA 5 she's lead interrogator for the IAA so it's very unlikely she'd be a talk show host.
4 mins in and a hotdog vendors head is in hotdog water.
HAHAHAHA
I wonder did he have a chocolate starfish?
@@andy9118 maybe Fred maybe😎
Had me dying
“Please don’t do that”
"Lazlow? That's a clown name." Killed me so badly.
Lol I crack up every time. Even more hilarious is its voiced by Fred Armisen.
Lazlow
That's a clown name.
Killed me so badly.
Lol I crack up every time. Even more hilarious is its voiced by Fred Armisen
The best radio station in the game
I also enjoyed PLR and WKTT. Fuckin' awesome.
TripleX205
Beatrice Fontaine
I liked that
TripleX205 Richard Bastion Show is damn funny
Illuminati confirmed it.
I only really care to listen to lazlow.
I laughed when he said Jackfuckistan.
paul bag stfu libtard
paul bag looks like we got triggered snowflake
Right I lost it 😂
Lazlow? That's a *C L O W N* name
That's a stupid clown.
im a sad lil clown
Dying!
🤡🤡🤡
I been around
integrity 3.0 in GTA VI :D
VI-Rock please X)
See thats the kinda thing we need not 6 hip hop stations.
@@ashleybensonfirstlady4292 GTA 5 only featured 2 hip hop stations
@@averageamerican1548 come again? They play rap on like 6 different stations now
Rockstar is Popstar now. Let that sink in
This is gold. Still listening in 2022.
sw19921709 I am listening in 2018. 😁
Dmitriy K. This station is so funny
2019
still listening in 2019
in 2020
If only real radio was like this
The FCC would SHIT.
Stern was pretty close in the 90s but not really
Opie and Anthony was like this
@@carloseskimo 1000000000%
Agreed!
I wish the radio was like this in real life
The FCC would have a field day
It would be a total distraction to people 😂🤣🤣
It is now a days
Listen to Howard stern
@@Darkfa1r bababooey bababooey Howard Stern bababooey!!!
Even though it has been over 12 years since this was recorded, it feels like nothing about American culture and the new media has changed.
Yea you used to be funny now you just suck
Steph Nuggs your mom was funny when she made you
@@StephNuggs No one asked
Pandemic baby!!!!
Why is this subsection sounds like gta online?
40 minutes of Lazlow making fun of himself. Hilarious!
48:12
It sucks that he left, I was really looking forward to him in GTA 6.
Maybe he still has his part in there.
im sure he'd come back and record more lines, you don't just leave a job like that and **not** still have some connections
Think he left because he didn't like the way R* is going, even one it's creators of the company left recently. Blame Take Two who own the company they are the ones who pushed R* to shove shark cards in the online portion
@@dnakatomiuk I don’t think that’s the case. I read that he respected R* but his sister was unfortunately diagnosed with cancer, and wanted more time to spend with her. I wish him and his sis the best.
He left ????
Lazlow disses his brother for being on tv, But 5 years later Lazlow himself becomes the host of fame or shame. How is that integrity?
It's not, it's integrity 2.0
Lazlow changes like any human lol, hits rock bottom and sells moral integrity to stay afloat
Lazlow's "integrity" is just an attempt at marketing his show I think lol
@@Mduenisch It's because there's a trend in the game where millennials keep using the term "Web 2.0." You hear it a lot in the Weazle News reports
This station made the city feel that much more alive and real I loved listening to this while just driving
i get the sense that Lazlow is the Kanye of the radio world
Holy shit you are spot on
Patton Oswald
On GTA III
no, lazlo is lazlo
no lazlow is pathetically funny
"-Hey listen guy, you don't know my story alright? My mother raised me and my grandmather raised me but we will wake up everyday and we had no money, we had no water. You know we use for water?
-Urine, i don't know what?
-Tears.The tears of my family.That's what we had to drink, cause we had no money.
-So you milked your grandmother like she is some kinda tearcow.
-You don't understand our culture man.
-No i don't! I see it on the television, you in all the fucking shitty singer competitions on TV, cause all we've got passion.
"Well guess what I've got... I've got a convertible."
@Funtime Lolbit tch... Hippie ?
The Hot Dog guy and The Pervert always crack me up .
They were both voiced by Fred Armisen!
@@austincharles967 Your name is Lazlow? Straight to Jail.
Georgy too!
"Hes still a dork and people still give him jobs"
Makes me cry X'D
“Maybe they feel sorry for him” lol
“He’s getting older, but not wiser”
What a Masterpiece. I have listened to this at least a dozen times.
Bro me literally
After seeing Lazlo in GTA 5 I can only imagine what kind of pervy mustache he said he has in this lol
24:50 they predicted tiktok
"Can I download it?"
What?
GTA IV had not only had the best narrative, but it’s easily the funniest game in the entire series. We never appreciated what we had back in 2008, truly.
God dang Lazlo. This is THE BEST talk show ever. Riding in the car with it on, someone pulled up to me and asked me what I was listening to, lol. They loved it!!
Same with me
😂😂
"So you milked your grandma like some kinda tear cow"🤣🤣🤣
lazlo seemed so sane on chatterbox..now..straight down the rabbit hole.
That's what fame does to you.
The world crushed his spirit 🤣
Character development
I was driving with my grandma today and I had this playing. She thought it was real for the first few minutes
I lost it when lazlow drowned that poor hotdog stand guy's head in water 😂
*That Spanish dude in the beginning is too funny, you stoopid?, we are a comedy team right?, come on mang*
BLOOD1MONEY lmao
BLOOD1MONEY well central American. I would've thought Puerto Rican since liberty city is basically new fork
Ocelotl Chimalpahin New Fork?
Oh you know, Yew Fork? Big city.
@@Dragzilla66 he's not rican tho lol
"I am trying to send a text message"
"I aM tRyInG tO sEnD a TeXt MeSsAgE"
LOL
Lazlow : I don't wanna be
Perv Guy : There we go
Lazlow : I just don't wanna be
Perv Guy : Ah there we go
Lazlow : I...just... don't....wanna...be
Perv Guy : Ah and there it is, see? That's all I wanted to do
"Yeah well I didn't wanna give you blue balls on my radio show"
Sigh! What a day!
"dude I lost my right arm, dude who cares you can drum"
One of the best radio stations in GTA history. Really wish he'd get back with Rockstar, his own channel on GTA 6 would be immense, full circle as well since he used to be an intern at Vice City Radio.
Years later and im still listening to Lazlow!
I loved this version of Lazlow, he was walking around and engaging people. GTA 5 Lazlow is just sad and reliving the glory days.
the beginning with the hotdog guy was funny 😂😂
This has made me want to go and find my GTA IV game and play it. I loved this so much, the same with Chatterbox from GTA III. Lazlow at his best!
GTAIII chatterbox has no skip
Love that saxophone guy lol
“so you’d milk your grandmother like some kind of tear cow?”
I would actually pay good $ for a podcast with Lazlow just saying crazy sht
YES
anyone else plays this video as it was real radio?
I do
I used to drive around in gta just to listen to him for hours
ME! Me. :3
"Please... hippy" LMAO this guy is awesome
😂😂😂
😂
The Hot Dog guy was my favorite
I like the burger guy better. "Who wants my meat?"
Nico The Bear, ikr that’s what I came here for🤣😭, I’m late af was just reminiscing this game
Same 😭i always got happy when the hot dog guy appear
"Shut up!"
"No.. No.. You.. You shut up!"
😂
i can't tell if he was raped at the end or it was just lazlow running
"If I bleed for seven days I die"
I can drive for more tha 30 mins without hitting something, lol.
squirrels chaseboys Wrong radio station. Still funny, though.
Yeah, the woman joke is WKTT for reference. The other funny station but this is god tier.
Does anyone else listen to this while driving, feeling like in gta?😂🤔
thats a clown's name... wahahahahhaa
"You look at your best friend, and wonder. What if? You know?"
😂😂😂😂
First thing he does is argue and boil a hot dog vendors face! Lol this is the Lazlow I love.
I love the way he changed over the years Lazlo had his own story!!! In gta 3 he was the wise cracking cool guy who made fun of the crazies, in SA he didn't have a show but he calls in and says how he got kicked off the radio, and here in GTA 4 he's the one who's getting laughed at from all the callers for being "out of touch" Rockstar used to be so brilliant! I don't think rock star could be this funny any more though. Alot of people have forgotten how to laugh!!!!!
The even sadder thing is that people say that there are 2 separate universes, but some of the things that were mentioned on this radio segment tell you otherwise.
@@xscythe67 I believe it is all one universe, just different time periods. But I can't say for sure! having different universes wouldn't make much sense in my opinion for this being a more based in reality kinda game.
But the way the callers for the stations talk about things that happened in previous games it tells me that it's all connected in the same world.
He is on the radio in GTA:SA. He takes over Entertaining America after Billy Dexters brain starts leaking. It even ties in with the story. He interviews OG Loc and even mentions that Big Smoke has taken over LS.
@@RebelPride1993Having different universes makes sense because the 3d GTA games are extremely different from the HD ones in terms of the city and everything
First let me tell hi to everybodyyy, that guy is awesome
+Turk Aslan that guy had me dying sir xD xD xD xD
I wanna say hi to the guys down at the docks, dey always so nice to me.
The voice actor is Portlandia actor Fred Armisen
“Let me shove your fucking face in the hot dog water!” Lmao 😂
The conversation at 23:12 made me laugh the hardest!! "Daaaaaamn, you've got some problems, son!!" LOL
“Break dancing, are you kidding?! GET AWAY FROM ME, PLEASE!”
@@p.t.archive3020 Hahahaha!!
@@jmdnelson4891 One of my most favorite lines in Integrity 2.0. 😂
I wish radio and tv was more like this.
"Bitch what the fuck you talking about you said you was gonna pay me two fuckin dollars" XD first time I heard that I died
Hector Sierra Sounds like Yusuf a bit.
I haven't got change I only got a 5
+bighec 321 that part's funny
yeah when i first heard this i died
He sounded like a Jamaican a little bit there.
Lazlow better have a podcast in GTA 6.
my life is an amusement ride and it needs to be on the radio because in life it's like, you wait in line all day for this ride called "life." You sweat, you hate yourself, and then it's over in 45 seconds and she looks at you and says "I have to go" and she sorta leaves the room awkwardly, and just once you wish you could share a bed with someone who wouldn't get creeped out by the pictures of my ex wife on the nightstand.
We need Integrity 3.0 in gta 6
This is literally everything I'd listen to this in real like just nonstop in the car
I always turn turn the rest of the volume low and integrity 2.0 is mein gta 4 luver
Always play this and plr and wktt
Its 2019 and I'm here listening to this
this is lazlow ' s best in my opinion
"I don't wants babies with you."
"Guy, you name is Laslow and you make funny of me?" LMAO
"old man!? You bih" 😂😂😂😂 27:09
I remember that 😂😂
24:46 Predicted TikTok (and Vine) lol.
24:54 "Can't get arrested." Lmao!!!!
I was rolling when that interviewee went, "I'm not a knob goblin!" 😂😂😂
13:22 - "Hey I'm not like that. I'm not a knob goblin."
That stuck with me for years that I still use it to this day.
Lazlow is such a fucking LEGEND!!
you make fun of me and your name is lazlow ahahahaha i die hearing that
1. Lazlow is a real person?!?!
2. Lazlow in this skit reminds me of Billy On The Street lmao
"I'm so tired of his tiny puppet junk, I need a real man to fill me full of gunk!" ~Sploosh~ "Ooh!"
I love that line, man. 😂
They predicted the future
"Oh oh yeah yeah righttt, I love your show! I love it!! Lesley with the show Intimacyyyyy..." 😂😂
Love that part😂
This was the best of lazlow. This encouraged me to listen to the few episodes of the real lazlow show that are up on TH-cam, and they are nothing but gold. Too bad he didn’t continue it.
This is my favourite radio station ever!
So you would milk your grandmother like she's some kind of tearcow 😂 never gets old
Best part
I’m dead af 😂🤣
I listen to this in my car while driving in the city occasionally. Really makes it feel like gta 🤣
😂
22:35 to 22:40. Tracy DeSanta...
@CockStirredMartini No need for the insults.
I'm aware this is GTA 4. My point is the line between 22:35 and 22:40 foreshadows his "relationship" with Tracy in GTA 5.
Listen to the line closely. He says he wants someone half his age. Someone young and dumb. Those are Tracy's characteristics.
@CockStirredMartini You're being literal about it. That's why I put relationship in quotation. He was trying to get her to sleep with him so she can get on TV.
@CockStirredMartini Lol. I can see you're hellbent on not seeing the point. It's okay. I don't really feel like having a back and forth so I'll just leave it as is.
@Foolness G Why'd you change your name?
Lol wtf was going on here? I guess the guy deleted his comments.
Makes me wish I still had my x box and had that ballad of gay tony disc
32:55 God dame boy you just talk and talk and talk
And never say nuthdin
You said you gone pay me 2 f***ing dollaz LMBO
22:53
"maybe its this moustache or this sexually suggestive T-shirt that freaks people out?"
I feel personally attacked....
I used to drive around with this on thinking I could eventually find them in game. Lazlow would mention being in the middle of times square or wherever and I would immediately make a beeline there on the lookout for a bald prick with radio gear.
“Aye listen guy your name is lazlow and your making fun of me that a clown name that a stupid clown” hilarious!!!!
Lazlow: I’m sorry I’m stupefied I can’t understand what you’re saying
Hotdog Vendors: you stupid?
😂😂😂
"tear cow" I died
The problem with this city, man look around you, look at this skirts look what their wearing they wear these things and they don't want you to touch them all of a sudden a cop is after you their boyfriends are after you why you want to show me parts of your body I wanna touch them is that a crime
Dunno why but I use this to fall asleep 😂
Same
like me, but with GTA III chatterbox 😂😂
I used to listen to liberty rock radio
Ever since i found out about this radio its the only thing ive been putting.
And as a brazilian that likes testing his english comprehesion
I can say this is my favourite radio of all time.
Ha ha a clever way to learn English comprehension
"teens lip syncing" I just realized GTA IV predicted Tik Tok
You know what? I'm just gonna get a couple blocks away from here!
The hotdog vendor sounds like every Hispanic stereotype
All throughout the the 20s has been a gta game 🤣🤣
is this a strok
“See you in hell, buddy.”
“See you later Lazlow.”
21:16 yo i delivering weed
Lazlow: but you only like 13
Young man : exactly
"You see what have you done,you taghout him a new word.Now he's gonna be beaten outside a hardware store"
Lazlow