Thank you and yeah I know, that is why I don't put 'all' in any of my GTA commercial video titles. Found these in one spot/folder in the game files but there are some scattered among the game files, which I didn't know about at the time.
Truly, some of the greatest modern satire. As an American, it's scathing and hilarious because it's unfortunately all true what they call out. It's a belly laugh and an oof in one go.
@@joostglas5631What are you talking about? The only zombies that came running over the hill were the ones on January 6th. I'm not even trying to be political, that's literally the only zombies I remember.
I'm American and English is my first language, and I always listened to the radio in every GTA I ever played. It's always gold and makes me wonder if I heard it right
Come on man, Dan Houser isn’t directing it and it’s clearly gonna be woke with that female being the protagonist. Isn’t it obvious which direction it’s heading? It’s gonna be censored AF.
The guy from the Spanish station Don Cheto said in a Spanish interview that when Rockstar people asked him how much money he wanted to the the job he said nothing, he happily would do it for free and he did.
@@muhammadraihan751 Unfortunately it's true though. Tedmonds are necessary, and PLN is not reliable either outside of the capital. They have one job, but still fail up to this date.
I made a radio model in VRChat to play music for passerby users. Every now and then I'll play one of these ads, especially if there's a talkative player next to me, just to see their reactions. The Fly US one gets the most laughs.
Fun fact i learned while browsing the vietnamese side of youtube: On the FlyUS ads, they use the same music as VTV5's new year ident from 2019(CHÚC MỪNG NĂM MỚI - XUÂN KỶ HỢI 2019), and VTV1's next program schedule(GTCT tiếp theo, 2014-2015) and summary of special program schedule(GTCT đặc sắc) . VTV (Vietnam Television) is Vietnam's national television station.
At the time when I was younger and I played this game, I didn’t understand German but now I’m in high school and I take german so I understand that the B thing is actually and S thing but I thought it said Pibwasser or something lol 1847 ת
Stepdad is a trucker, I went a few weeks with him in the summer to make a little side cash, holy fuck, this commercial is so accurate. I respect what y’all do. America runs on truckers. “10-4 good buddy!”
These must have taken so much time to make and it was worth it because every single one of these is hilarious. It’s crazy how much love and attention to detail was put into GTA 5.
I remember when I first played GTA 5 I was driving on the freeway as Michael and the Hitting kids works wonder commercial came on. I died laughing 😂🤣🤣 When I got up there was a pileup on the screen 😝
Haven't played GTAV since I beat it on Playstation 3 so I just started the Playstation 5 version with the 60fps update yesterday and I'm rolling around and this goddamn commercial comes on with some dude yelling about loving cocaine and I spit my drink out laughing all over my damn living room because it reminded me of The Rick James Charlie Murphy sketch!!!🤣 R.I.P to Charlie Murphy and Rick James. Thank you for the laughs.😂
is it just me? or there's other radio commercials (as heard in enhanced ver) isn't included in this video. - Phat chips - mystaspot (?) that's all I know.
That and the fact that it's rated PG (Parental Guidance), which is firing shots at the fact that CoD is mostly played by kids even though it's rated 18+ every time.
The Ammunation commercials are so hilarious! If there's children begging for a sip of water from your carefully horded supplies, they've got to be suppressed. "Perhaps you can BARTER FOR YOUR LIFE WITH A CARROT!!!" A machine gun nest would be pretty awesome in GTA 5 to be honest. I really like that song they play in the background, "The army goes rolling along."
27:37 The Passionate Heroes Play - Online Radio Spot #1 The ultimate spectacle, a team of heroes, in a story like no other. The Passionate Heroes, the innovative art of contemporary stage. "Share what you care."
33:33 ‘I’m rich, successful, and throwing it away on multiple women. I’m drowning in pussy. It’s terrible’. I’m pretty confident that is the sort of thing any man would do if he was rich and successful. I know I would 😂😂😂
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Great video, some missing
Thank you and yeah I know, that is why I don't put 'all' in any of my GTA commercial video titles. Found these in one spot/folder in the game files but there are some scattered among the game files, which I didn't know about at the time.
k24uk thanks for the reply and explanation
it says 96 commercials not all.......
Which one is the legalize cocaine commercial??
Syco Fire th-cam.com/video/P4XfeamjFak/w-d-xo.html fast foward to 12:00
GTA V is the best satirical portrayal of society I have ever seen.
I have been saying the same thing since I first played Grand Theft Auto III.
GTA and South Park
You mean a "parody"
It's what keeps me supporting them 😄
Every gta
“You’ve accidentally killed a family of four. *We all know these things happen*” (13:18). 💀💀
You've accidentally killed half the town amount of cops. We all know these things happen
"But now you're in debt to an angry unregulated lunatic who will be happy to take a shit on the constitution to get their money back"
@@sc4r.mp218 GTA players be like:
Nothing is better than 10:47
*SLAP* Thank you sir!
Screw you mom i want to get laid! (Door slams shut)
Child behavioral psychologist and former US marine lol
Thank you sir!
Let’s face it, kids are rotten little shits
Truly, some of the greatest modern satire. As an American, it's scathing and hilarious because it's unfortunately all true what they call out. It's a belly laugh and an oof in one go.
“Work is called work for a reason. It shouldn’t be fun!”
GTA is always spot on with the satire.
It's funny that's what I always say. Lol.
I swear the radio ads are the most underrated part of this game. Almost every one made me laugh
1:07:30 "When a million zombies come running over the hill, you're gonna be really pissed you didn't buy enough bullets" lmao
splewy COD ZOMBIES?
Don
That voice over Frank Simms was a back up singer for Billy Joel and David Bowie, but he does voice acting too.
Bruhhh it came true
@@joostglas5631What are you talking about? The only zombies that came running over the hill were the ones on January 6th. I'm not even trying to be political, that's literally the only zombies I remember.
These GTA radio commercials give me life lmfao. Thanks for uploading them, especially all in one video!
You're welcome.
54:17 too real lol. The satire is off the charts
Happy to burn anyone who looks different lmao XD
Truth
I got a real ad wen i went to that time😂😂
I would invest in PIC
GTA ads, the only type of ads I'm willing to go out of my way to listen to.
1- 13 Steps To Heaven #1 18:19
2- 13 Steps To Heaven #2 33:33
3- 13 Steps To Heaven #3 52:35
4- 13 Steps To Heaven #4 1:10:08
5- Alcoholla 0:20
6- Ammunation Apocalypse Kit #1 13:56
7- Ammunation Apocalypse Kit #2 1:06:28
8- Appropriate Associates 3:40
9- Blaine County Savings Bank 53:43
10- Bravado #1 15:08
11- Bravado #2 49:30
12- Buddy's Trucking 57:44
13- Chains of Intimacy #1 29:30
14- Chains of Intimacy #2 1:05:09
15- Crevis #1 16:48
16- Crevis #2 1:00:11
17- Cuckold Therapy 25:08
18- Cumulonimbus Computing 1:13:02
19- Darwinian Yoga 32:52
20- DigiFarm 6:31
21- DigiFarm Spin-offs 1:00:51
22- Donate Your Car 39:12
23- Don's Country Store 1:12:17
24- Economic Recovery Group 1:02:39
25- Egochaser Energy Bar 40:40
26- Electrotoke E-Pipe 1:09:18
27- Epsilon Program #1 9:54
28- Epsilon Program #2 57:15
29- FLEECA #1 23:59
30- FLEECA #2 39:54
31- Flow Water 38:20
32- Floyd's Scrap Metal Emporium 47:31
33- Fly US #1 5:25
34- Fly US #2 21:42
35- Fly US #3 48:24
36- Gastro Band Surgery 44:11
37- Grain Of Truth Food Stores 1:08:14
38- Grand Senora Desert Tourism Board 53:04
39- Hammerstein & Faust Employment Law 32:07
40- Hitting Kids Works Wonders #1 10:47
41- Hitting Kids Works Wonders #2 45:11
42- Implant Outsource 50:04
43- Jay's Bail Bonds 13:14
44- Jock Cranley For Governor #1 19:19
45- Jock Cranley For Governor #2 58:35
46- Larry's Used RV Sales 51:42
47- Life Invader Tablet 23:25
48- Lombank 1:03:14
49- Lorenzo O'houlihan Dream Maker 34:57
50- Los Santos Chamber of Commerce 50:42
51- LS Benders #1 12:23
52- LS Benders #2 46:32
53- M.M.A 36:02
54- Menopause Adventures 43:00
55- Night Lights 42:07
56- Ovine Human Resources Academy 17:30
57- P.I.C Prison Industrial Complex #1 21:59
58- P.I.C Prison Industrial Complex #2 54:17
59- Pisswasser 20:17
60- Pontius Advanced Hand Sanitizer 37:27
61- Preservex 30:06
62- Pride Not Prejudice #1 8:02
63- Pride Not Prejudice #2 33:57
64- Proposition 14 16:11
65- Proposition 43 41:32
66- Proposition 45 1:04:18
67- Proposition 208 #1 8:51
68- Proposition 208 #2 24:42
69- Queensbury Boxing 59:22
70- Race To Pluto 1:05:58
71- Rectify Holistic 31:19
72- Rehab Island 4:36
73- Righteous Slaughter 7 #1 3:10
74- Righteous Slaughter 7 #2 27:37
75- Righteous Slaughter 7 #3 1:01:48
76- San Andreas Flight School 45:36
77- San Andreas Labotomy 1:11:37
78- San Andreas State Lottery #1 27:10
79- San Andreas State Lottery #2 1:07:50
80- San Andreas Tourism Board 11:30
81- San Andreas Water & Power 2:32
82- Serious Cougar 9:24
83- Shark Credit Cards 22:38
84- Smoked Dreams 56:12
85- Stop Paying Your Mortgage 48:46
86- Sue Murry For Governor 5:46
87- Toeshoes 10:21
88- Toilet Cleaner 30:48
89- Unlock The Power #1 26:10
90- Unlock The Power #2 55:25
91- Up 'n' Atom 1:09
92- Vinewood Health 1:33
93- Whiz Wireless 7:20
94- Windsor Real Estate #1 36:43
95- Windsor Real Estate #2 1:10:36
96- YouTool 28:34
Thanks 😮
Wow no bullshark testosterone
HOLY FRICK
GO OUTSIDE
Pin this 😭
Since I've learned English I can't help but stop my gameplay just to hear the radio commercials and talk shows
I'm American and English is my first language, and I always listened to the radio in every GTA I ever played. It's always gold and makes me wonder if I heard it right
this commercials and radio shows are my English Lesson! So good
I've learned a lot of insults and cursed words in english thanks to gta
@@emanuelss the most important part of the english language
@@cornonthekobi Correction: the most important part of ANY language 😂
17:31 is so accurate its worrying 😂
TRUE LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO
Millennial
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@@Dampishcar123 this
I can’t wait to hear the satire of NFTs, covid, and Stanleys in GTA VI.
“We warned you, didn’t we warn you in the last installment about the super virus that would render hand sanitizer useless?”
Come on man, Dan Houser isn’t directing it and it’s clearly gonna be woke with that female being the protagonist. Isn’t it obvious which direction it’s heading? It’s gonna be censored AF.
@@Mr.Honest247 They make fun of conservatives in every GTA game, it's always been woke.
"It's all about perception, you're not watching tv, you're pursuing a career in cultural studies. "
20:19 is the best commercial in the game!!
The detail in these is truly magic
53:13 "I moved for the meth!"
36:02 perfect description of MMA
Troy meatpacker
I just think of mike perry
1:00:51 This pretty much describes GTA Online, i ask myself why hasn't anyone made a parody of this.
This deserves more visibility.
1:01:26 hahahaha
Seriously we need like an animated series portraying all these ads
@@bradtitus4184 "Increase the lengh and girth of your sprite's penis with experience points"
🤣🤣💀
Wrong
I wonder how much voice actors were paid to do these radio commercials.
Because I'd have paid more for such an amazing job.
I bet they had so much fun they would do it for free, also not that there would be any other chance for a job like this :)
Probably not much.
By the hour, sir, by the hour. 😉
The guy from the Spanish station Don Cheto said in a Spanish interview that when Rockstar people asked him how much money he wanted to the the job he said nothing, he happily would do it for free and he did.
I love how the youtube ad breaks blend right in.
😹😹😹
"I LOVE THE COKE. I LOVE COCAINE" 😂😂😂😂
My favorite one 😂😂😂
50:04 best one
2003 TMNT!!!
it is an affront to my country and the capital of my country!!
@@muhammadraihan751 Unfortunately it's true though. Tedmonds are necessary, and PLN is not reliable either outside of the capital. They have one job, but still fail up to this date.
I made a radio model in VRChat to play music for passerby users.
Every now and then I'll play one of these ads, especially if there's a talkative player next to me, just to see their reactions.
The Fly US one gets the most laughs.
8:51 & 24:42
GTA VI needs Proposition 209: Legalize Medical Heroin
208*
I have three words for this video.
“THANK YOU, SIR!”
*SMACK*
Fun fact i learned while browsing the vietnamese side of youtube:
On the FlyUS ads, they use the same music as VTV5's new year ident from 2019(CHÚC MỪNG NĂM MỚI - XUÂN KỶ HỢI 2019), and VTV1's next program schedule(GTCT tiếp theo, 2014-2015) and summary of special program schedule(GTCT đặc sắc) .
VTV (Vietnam Television) is Vietnam's national television station.
5:33 "that's why we treat you like shit, we know don't have a choice when using an airline" 🤣🤣🤣
You actually took the effort to link every single commerical by title? I would give you a double-thumb up for that If I could. Nice work! Thanks. :)
20:18 is by far the best 🤣👌🏻
I was looking for this one. Thanks
Thank you
I was looking for this ffs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"FUCK THE DUTCH!" lmfao
I've heard that one so much
Pisswasser (in German) means litterally "Piss water"
It'd probably taste like that too
At the time when I was younger and I played this game, I didn’t understand German but now I’m in high school and I take german so I understand that the B thing is actually and S thing but I thought it said Pibwasser or something lol 1847 ת
Ever spoken the name "gruppe 6" out loud in german? Sounds like group s€x
Freek Doodeman i laughed my ass off when i’m moving my cargo with the van with its label in it! The sudden realization kicks in too deep!
TIL: pisswasser is a beer brand in rainbow 6 in the german map
The pisswiser song is so funny lol.
thats the true of texas lol
Reminds me of those Fox News and conservative talk radio commercials.
@@darthnicholas8528 I've never seen an alcohol ad on fox news
57:45 Is my life now. I wish I would have heard this commercial first. I still would have taken the job but I would have been more informed. 😂
Stepdad is a trucker, I went a few weeks with him in the summer to make a little side cash, holy fuck, this commercial is so accurate.
I respect what y’all do. America runs on truckers. “10-4 good buddy!”
46:53
Who ate all the pies??
Who ate all the pies???
You dat b@strd!!
You dat b@strd!!!
YOU ATE ALL THE PIES!!! :D
You FAT... bastard
you predicted the TikTok trend
37:29 hand sanitizer lmao
i think theyre referring to coronavirus
SANITIZE EVERYRHING!!!!
DefconOneFX kind of ironic now hahaha
@@skeezyxo6031 rockstar predicted coronavirus lmao
predicted 2020 in 2013
10:47 This is the same guy that calls to "The Fernando Show" when his book is critisised. I love the worldbuilding in this game.
1:05:58 This aged well considering current events
I know right? Pretty crazy
"GTA was supposed to be a satire not a prediction"
Dumb comment
These must have taken so much time to make and it was worth it because every single one of these is hilarious. It’s crazy how much love and attention to detail was put into GTA 5.
I WANT TO WATCH REHAB ISLAND
It sounds just as shit as Love Island.
Sounds more exciting than love island tho.
Me too! :D
Same here, more TV shows in gta 6 ☺
same
Bruh vinewood health is my favorite 😂😂 1:33
"If they were foolish enough to loan money to a guy like you they deserve to suffer" is a great slogan.
I love the one about the loan shark who will likely take a dump on the constitution just to get the money back.
"If i get bored there's always the farmers daughter" i wish farming sim had a feature like that
Gotta love it!
Commercials should be honest like this in real life.
Best social commentary in any video game.
46:32 Soccer in a nutshell
I fucking lost it when I heard this for the first time
I bet Rockstar had so much fun making these😂
1:01 had me dead 💀💀💀with the auto tune lol😂😆🤣
Coca Cola
AAAAACHOOloLAAAaAaAaa
7:20 oh how relevant that is now
33:33 is so great!
"IM DROWING IN PUSSY!! ×SOBS* ITS TERRIBLE!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@st911000 “Sounds like a serious case of sex addiction. Buy my book 13 steps to heaven today.”
Avaliable in the discount bin at the bookstore
@@a.i.g9916 Everywhere
This still makes me bust out laughing to this day! 😂
I remember when I first played GTA 5 I was driving on the freeway as Michael and the Hitting kids works wonder commercial came on. I died laughing 😂🤣🤣 When I got up there was a pileup on the screen 😝
1:53 made me burst out laughing
I love this game 😂
I don’t know how they did it but for being 7 years old, it’s all still relevant!
"You're being marketed at now, homie!" LMAAOOO 😂
Just the vid i was looking for, perfect thanks 👍
Haven't played GTAV since I beat it on Playstation 3 so I just started the Playstation 5 version with the 60fps update yesterday and I'm rolling around and this goddamn commercial comes on with some dude yelling about loving cocaine and I spit my drink out laughing all over my damn living room because it reminded me of The Rick James Charlie Murphy sketch!!!🤣 R.I.P to Charlie Murphy and Rick James. Thank you for the laughs.😂
This video while high is absolutely amazing. 100 percent recommended
“Screw you MOM I wanna GET LAID” omg that sounds like something from Dr. Phil of Maury 😂10:47
That's something I heard from GTA VC (Just the Give of Us: Kid Jimmy)
46:34 will always be my favourite
Righteous slaughter 7. The innavated art of contemporary killing, how do you kill, Rated PG, pretty much the same as the last game.
Fits Rockstar nowdays too...
I'll still but GTAV for PS5, I will proudly be part of the problem 😅
36:02 is the best one yet, no questions asked.
Better than 90% of commercials on TV & Radio in general
33:34 is my favorite. I can't stop laughing 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
st911000 I’m rich, successful, and throwing it all away on multiple women. I’m drowning in pussy, it’s terrible!
16:11 Probably THE BEST commercial in this game!!!
Damn right.
Hahaha! As a big fan of MMA, I love Rockstar's parody of it! 😂
The Isaiahnator homoerotic lol
As a football fan, the LS Benders ads are so accurate 🤣
lol i love picking up the references like them making fun of dr dre headphones
Well, he's in the game now.
51:42 absolutely killed me!
11:31 California explained, perfectly!
If i get bored theres always a farmers douther hahah😂😂
is it just me? or there's other radio commercials (as heard in enhanced ver) isn't included in this video.
- Phat chips
- mystaspot (?)
that's all I know.
19:19 best one
“At least you know I’m a dick”
Most honest politician in existence.
Basically if the average politician was 100% honest
"God, I hate the crippled... 😐". 😂😂😂
5:25 - hahahahahahha, omfg, they fucking foresaw the United Airlines scandal x'''D
I came to this video with little hope to find the right commercial and it just happens to be the first one
"But now she is a disgusting pig" this line has been in my head for years now.😄
the righteous slaughter 7 commercials is basically Rockstar making fun of CoD games at the time
''pretty much the same as the last game'' LMAO
That and the fact that it's rated PG (Parental Guidance), which is firing shots at the fact that CoD is mostly played by kids even though it's rated 18+ every time.
No
@@TheSultan1470 uhm yes isnt it obvious dummy?
There was one radio commercial I heard where a guy said something like "fuck you from japan." or some shit like that 😂
I’d vote for Jock Cranley
David Peter me too
Yes, he admits he's a dick but a real asshole...hahahaha!!
#MSAGA
Exactly
Same
The Ammunation commercials are so hilarious! If there's children begging for a sip of water from your carefully horded supplies, they've got to be suppressed. "Perhaps you can BARTER FOR YOUR LIFE WITH A CARROT!!!" A machine gun nest would be pretty awesome in GTA 5 to be honest. I really like that song they play in the background, "The army goes rolling along."
One of the Weazel News talks about a storm that devastated Liberty City. This is a nod to Hurricane Sandy
The description of Fly US is hilarious.... Ancient planes and ancient flight attendants.
I had this on in my car and my friend was like WTF. I said this is Satellite Radio in 2022 😅
47:26 When the crowd chants for Bryan Danielson in Ring of Honor.
Bro I’m so proud I got that reference
I listen to the gta 5 commercials as a way to destress.
Legalize medical cocain.... thats it! Im out!
It's a parody of legalize weed. Snorting coke ruins your nostrils, but weed does less harm than alcohol. It's 10k times harder to OD on.
Your out? R u back? Where did u go? Lol
Sex
@@phase1342 *You're
The best one is Rehad Island I would be one of four people that find the pure comedic gold from that show.
@@PuppetierMaster I'm one of the 4
WTF! This Commercials, Have the Same Music ending 13:14 18:19 33:33 36:43 52:35 1:03:14 1:10:36
“In San Andreas, we recycle EVERYTHING!”
Bro it lazy
You listen enough of this in GTA Online you start to really appreciate this and god it's still good.
37:27 CORONA CONFIRMED
alcoholla got me crying already
4loko
27:37 The Passionate Heroes Play - Online Radio Spot #1
The ultimate spectacle, a team of heroes, in a story like no other.
The Passionate Heroes, the innovative art of contemporary stage. "Share what you care."
I was thinking “that wasn’t very funny” then i realised it was a TH-cam ad. 😂
This is the best parody of American commercialism I've ever seen in a game.
38:21 are you still drinking tap water what’s wrong with you ?!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
5:26 United Airlines in a nutshell
10:42 "shoes for toes and TWATS" 😂
I think Preservex is my favorite. When I first heard "The secret is Formaldehyde!" I nearly did a spit take.
seriously, the amount of tiny details in this game is ridiculous
33:33 ‘I’m rich, successful, and throwing it away on multiple women. I’m drowning in pussy. It’s terrible’.
I’m pretty confident that is the sort of thing any man would do if he was rich and successful. I know I would 😂😂😂
Absolutely!🤣
“I hate the police, homeless, and the crippled god I really hate the crippled” and “I’m not helping you I’m giving you the finger” 😂😂🤣😅😂🤣😂
Masane Amaha: wait a minute are you sure that my own radio?