I find it interesting how chill Luke was when finding out how Leia was his sister from Obi-Wan and did not immediately start puking or lashing out at him for the sick twisted game he played.
16:55 That's what happens when someone speaks too soon about what happens to themselves in the movie. "Just like old times, Luke. They'll never stop us." I think for all absolute fairness to those who love this franchise, I think Biggs should've learned better on how to understand the phrase, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" right after he got blasted by the TIE Fighter during the trench run, because I don't know how many movies involving characters not knowing about what happens to themselves in the movie business can be that dumb into not experiencing their deaths before they see it firsthand.
reminds me of the stories when the bullies trick a guy into making out with his sister in the closet. then again old ben thought it was fine for a 24 year old queen to shake that for a 7 year old.
I immediately thought of the Family Guy bit with a blind guy shooting at and hitting his target, while stormtroopers shoot at a Luke-shaped target and miss completely. 😆
They could actually shoot straight in Star Wars. They wipe out the rebels in the opening. They’re probably winning the final battle until Luke drops that shot.
@@marcianemoris I'm always calm. I can quite easily think one is a retard and say so without being emotional. It's ironic that if I say he's retarded, I'm not calm and butthurt when you're basically doing the same thing everyone here did - Disagreeing. I'm not defending Smith for Smith. I'm saying he's retarded for calling Smith's commentary is "him cry like a bitch" when he's making Seinfeld like, albeit often crude, observations. See your hypocrisy there?
@@kelvin1316I'm not a fan but from the general internet buzz I know he made a movie 'Clerks' and a few more before/after that one and the recurring characters Jay and Silent Bob are Star Wars fanatics. He's something of a cult hero. Don't shoot the messenger!
The crazy thing was that Uncle Owen didn't recognise neither C3PO nor R2D2, even though he met them both in Attack of the Clones. Now we know why C3PO didn't recognise Owen, since his memory was wyped out at the end of Episode III. However, R2D2 should have recognised him.
Kenobi was actually told to go to tatooine to take care of Luke in episode 3. His aunt and uncle actually know that Ben is Obi Wan and that hes there to watch him grow up.
It's easy to ridicule Storm Troopers for having terrible aim but that literally only applies when they're shooting at important characters who have important things to do. Rogue One perfectly demonstrates this to such a degree that it would be brilliant satire if it weren't played straight; that blind monk _walks_ through a field of fire to press a button and gets shot immediately after pressing it. The Force is just plot armor
There is an urban legend that Alec Guiness hated working on this movie. This, however, is only partly true. He claimed later that only problem he had with this movie was the fact that didn't understand the plot at all, particularly his exact role in it. And he also hated his lines. However, he also said that one thing he loved about this movie was working with the rest of the cast, who treated him with outmost respect due to being both the oldest and most known actor in this movie. He especially loved working with Harrison Ford and they actually became friends, despite Guiness admitting that he didn't have good opinion about Ford or his acting before meeting him on the set for the first time.
Despite all that, Sir Alec was clearly a high point in this movie. His delivery of lines was flawless and his character projected the wise and powerful being he was supposed to be.
7:19 LOOLLLL this line man... the best one in the entire franchise. Precise stormtroopers my ass ahaahahaahhahanahahhaahah 7:35 bro that burnt uncle/aunt body is brutal
I agree. I was thinking that, too. I bet they didn't think to charge it up until they needed it, though. They should have been charging it up immediately. Probably didn't think they would need it so soon. Idiots!
Why didn't Owen change Luke's last name to Lars? Bail Organa did it with Leia. Also, why not just tell him that he and Beru were his real parents? It's the Skywalker name that Vader locks onto.
how was it back then with spoilers? did some people not allready talked about it before you went to the theater? or of course you watched it on the first day
@@TheLuri89 we didn't have the internet then so the only word of mouth were from your friends and neighbors. And all of you were going to the movie together anyway. I remember there was a pretty good code amongst us. The first question wasn't what did you think of the movie, it was always "have you seen Empire? NO? Okay then I can't talk to you. Get your butt to the theater and then we'll talk." It really was a huge huge spoiler. Think about Dumbledore in book 6 half blood Prince when it came out. No one knew what was going to happen until they actually got through that 500+ page book. You had your avid fans who read it the night it came out but the rest of mankind took a few weeks. There was a pretty big code then not to spoil it for someone who was only on page 200. The biggest thing that got us was that line about "there is another". Speculation ran rampant that it might be Leia as Luke's sister. And then we all remembered that kiss at the beginning of the movie and vomited.
Yoda teaches all of the younglings. Qui-gon took him in as padawan after his apprenticeship, but Yoda did teach him until then. In your life, did you have only one teacher?
About the escape pods, when they say "there goes another one", my feeling was that there had been other escape pods, with life signs in them, but they shot them down. So only the "empty" escape pod made it.
The main reason why the Empire lost against the Rebels was its competitive command structure. Commanders, generals, officers, and admirals competed with each other for their own personal gains and glory. Also, some high ranking positions were often given out based on wealth and status, not actual military skill.
Good, solid comment, wise words. Its almost like the ideal of competition (friendly or not) is an unnecessary luxury - one which a proper (effective, successful) rebellion can't afford. Good food for thought.
The creature in the trash compactor survives all the compacting because it has a spot to get in under the water. Which is why it let go of Luke before they started it..
The creature is a Dianoga. Try to find the commentary for that scene from one of the DVDs. Carrie Fisher tells a great story about Mark Hamill making up a song about the creature.
To be fair, the Falcons smuggling compartments are sensor shielded.. It is explained in a lot of the old Legends stuff. It was Lando who installed the bloody things.. Quite possibly to smuggle sexdroids. (I mean it iS Lando after all)
@@cjraymond8827Because they would have done a much more thorough search of the ship than the Stormies did i suppose.. (As would that scanner crew i'd wager if they hadn't been shot)
the "A presence i've not felt since...." what do you mean, "since when?".... since he last had LEGS. since he last got his butt handed to him... since the last time he wasn't on the HIGH GROUND... lol
Vader: Sister. So you have a twin sister your feelings for her has betra.... Wait WHAT you kissed your SISTER?! THREE TIMES EVEN! Ghost Obi-Wan: *Snickers*
12:38 - I'll play devil's advocate and point out that we only have Han's word that he got boarded, and since he isn't the most trustworthy guy in the galaxy when we meet him, it's entirely possible that he sold the cargo to someone else and tried to use the Empire as an excuse, but Jabba wasn't buying it. 31:21 - maybe I'm late to the party, but is it just me, or are Yoda's speech patterns inconsistent. How do we go from "Found someone, you have" to "there is another"?
As much as I love all star wars, it goes to show how many gaping plot holes, basic flaws in logic and down right blatant contradictions galore in the original trilogy, yet the same OT lovers will absolutely shit on the sequels for far less. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Agreed. I know these movies apparently had a huge impact when they first came out, but honestly, I always found them pretty meh? (Sacriledge I know! 😅) So much of the acting feels pretty wooden, and the plot lines really don't make sense. The SFX hold up fairly well though, esp. when compared to other older movies like the original Dune?
This cracked me up - 26:04 - tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, we'll try to figure out where Yoda's sense of humor went after this one scene. Also Yoda goes from having some degree of down syndrome, which goes beyond merely f**king with Luke and the audience. Like when the droid takes his food and Yoda starts tripping the f**k out and throwing a temper tantrum... Jedi warrior my ass.
I mean, he could've been faking it to test Luke, hence why he later shakes his head and says "I can't teach him" to Ben. But I also like the idea that he just went half crazy from being alone for 20 years.
28:08 - The worm tries eating the Millennium falcon - I wonder how many calories is in a Millennium Falcon and given the size of the worm that would be like eating a metal gnat. Would the worm really be busting it's balls to eat a microscopic piece of metal that flew by it.
As epic of a shot as it is. That's some space wizardry shit to have the forward facing torpedoes make a 90 degree dive once they teach the exhaust port
@@Bleh693 I DO think they said all the shielding is oriented outward towards open space, but they didn't shield it from the side because who'd be badass enough to fly down that trench from that angle, and then additionally be able to launch a torpedo at the EXACT right moment, without a targeting computer? Shields on the side would be wasteful expenditure
The whole thing about Kenobi keeping his surname when in hiding would make perfect sense if, in this universe, Kenobi is one of the most common surnames. Kind of undermined by later films and tv series, but it would have been the perfect retcon.
Source: I made it all up. Or lemme guess, some random book that's not cannon that also has a character that can blow up and entire galaxy with a single blaster shot
Emperor's revelation that he set the trap for Rebels was way too easy to guess right from the start of Episode VI. There was realistic way that Rebels could ever find out about something that important as shield generator unless it came from someone who is at or near the top of Empire hierarchy. His constant mentioning of "foreseen" made it clear that he set the whole thing up.
Oh come on.... All those 'is this their first day' jokes, and never once did someone call Chewie doing ANYTHING 'a wookie mistake' ????? That's gotta be worth at least 5 sins for the missed opportunity....
Even if you had only heard of Vader you'd think twice about back-sassing him... hell, even if you HADN'T, come on, LOOK at the dude. "Yes, it's an entirely sensible idea to get salty in the conference room with my boss and his 2 meter tall, armor-clad, cape wearing enforcer. Oh he's also skilled in space magic? Today's my day!"
47:28 Lightsaber weaving HAHAHAHAHAHA. In the novelization of Jedi, there is a scene where Luke goes to Obi Wan's house on Tatooine and builds it... not sure if it was ever filmed then cut, but it was in the screenplay the book was based on. Also... no one ransacked Obi Wan's hut in the last however many years? Riiight.
2:54 In the Certain Point of View book, it's revealed that the droid blew up on purpose so that the plans could get to Luke or something I know too much about SW for my own good.
I love these long videos so much, giving me the insight of mistakes and inconveinences. One thing. At 17:04 you are sinning for the Empire doesn't use tractor beam... But if I regard to the film, they cannot use Tractor Beam on the Death Star, and move at the same, am I right?
But there are 53x droids in Star Wars, also in the book it’s explained why it toke longer, the guy firing the main gun was staling cause he felt terrible and didn’t think anyone should fire this type of weapon ever again
I mean, if we start taking the books in account, then it explains what the snowspeaders' tow cables are for originally, but according to cinemasins the books mean jack and sh*t. 😂
Destroying the escape pod could destroy the stolen Death Star plans. Vader wouldn’t be too thrilled if he discovered this after trying to find them. It’s a much better reason than the no lifeforms being onboard.
+1 sin to @CinemaSins for the typo at 11:10 in the subtitles Wait.. that is actually funny - as it changes the whole premise of the movie to being a giant space battle over some plans about bread.. I'll remove 1 sin if we can get a parody video based around "The Stollen Wars"
"I have no doubt that this boy is the offspring of anakin skywalker". No shit really? You really didnt know Luke skywalker was related to Anakin skywalker until just now? and dont even tell me that Vader didnt know what his name was. he calls him Skywalker before the battle of hoth!!
In the first five minutes...just after the ship is pulled INTO the cruiser...set the self-destuct on the drive. A ten megaton blast would make it a six minute movie.
38:53 - this is one of the goofiest lines - didn't they realize that if something took 1,000 years to digest you, you wouldn't feel shit. Oxygen digests your body faster than that. And yes wouldn't one die of thirst or hunger long before existing in an environment that would actually be some type of health contraption given that one could live for a thousand years before dying.
Your right. Almost like how polar bears sleep in warm den/caves so that they don’t freeze to death too. You would freeze to death in your habitat. Artic animals always seek shelter, most burrow into the show and make igloos. Some huddle together for warmth. This is such a ridiculous statement to make.
13:42 this sin would make sense in the late 90’s or thereabouts but it was established in the 2000’s that the empire employs R2 astromechs (and all others) and data spikes and computers tend to be cross-compatible by galactic standards otherwise because tech construction varies across species. I guess Jeremy isn’t guaranteed to know that per se because it isn’t in one scene or another but you’d think he’d do a quick google double check before writing the script. 14:16 Mouse droids are security monitors and roombas so no it’s not innocent it’s an imp
I find it interesting how chill Luke was when finding out how Leia was his sister from Obi-Wan and did not immediately start puking or lashing out at him for the sick twisted game he played.
16:55 That's what happens when someone speaks too
soon about what happens to themselves in the movie. "Just like old times, Luke. They'll never stop us." I think for all absolute fairness to those who love this franchise, I think Biggs should've learned better on how to understand the phrase, "Don't count your chickens before they hatch" right after he got blasted by the TIE Fighter during the trench run, because I don't know how many movies involving characters not knowing about what happens to themselves in the movie business can be that dumb into not experiencing their deaths before they see it firsthand.
As mild as his reaction was, Leia was actually more chill (less surprised) by it.
Clearly incest is perfectly normal on Tatooine! Making out with your sister is obviously a pretty regular Saturday night there. 🤷♂️
@@HilaryPea "Somehow I always knew"
reminds me of the stories when the bullies trick a guy into making out with his sister in the closet. then again old ben thought it was fine for a 24 year old queen to shake that for a 7 year old.
"Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise," rlly got me good lmfao
"Precise" and "accurate" are two completely different things.
@@seancallaway5204 what nonsense bullsht are you cooking here
@@seancallaway5204 and yet neither are applicable, so was obi wan drunk or something, or was he just a bit dehydrated?
I immediately thought of the Family Guy bit with a blind guy shooting at and hitting his target, while stormtroopers shoot at a Luke-shaped target and miss completely. 😆
They could actually shoot straight in Star Wars. They wipe out the rebels in the opening. They’re probably winning the final battle until Luke drops that shot.
Kevin Smith. *DING*
Positive points sound
DING, indeed.
One meta sin off for sinning Kevin Smith. *UnDING*
@the rat gamer You bastards!
Oh wait.
DING, DING, DING, DING, DING, DING!
So many Kevin sins!
I really expected a "he survived this" sin as boba fett fell into the sarlac pitt
Did the movie show that?
@@andymiller6661 yea lol
@@Sloneyyy When?
@@andymiller6661 it’s cannon but not shown in the movie
@Rob MD If it's not in the movies, then no point in bringing it up.
Thank God Kevin Smith was only involved with one of these. I don't think I could have handled hearing him cry like a bitch during the other two.
He really does have a... distinctive... style.
Look who's butt hurt over Smith's humorous and accurate critiques on the movies he absolutely loves.
@@Swearengen1980 Calm down. Don't get butthurt over people disagreeing with Smith. He doesn't need you to defend his opinions.
@@marcianemoris I'm always calm. I can quite easily think one is a retard and say so without being emotional. It's ironic that if I say he's retarded, I'm not calm and butthurt when you're basically doing the same thing everyone here did - Disagreeing. I'm not defending Smith for Smith. I'm saying he's retarded for calling Smith's commentary is "him cry like a bitch" when he's making Seinfeld like, albeit often crude, observations. See your hypocrisy there?
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I have to award your video 100 sins for including Kevin Smith.
you're gonna need more than a hundred....
Who is he and why is he relevant?
@@kelvin1316 He is in the first one. He talks for way too long for each sin.
@@kelvin1316I'm not a fan but from the general internet buzz I know he made a movie 'Clerks' and a few more before/after that one and the recurring characters Jay and Silent Bob are Star Wars fanatics.
He's something of a cult hero.
Don't shoot the messenger!
@@AudieHolland Kevin Smith is extremely overrated
Not removing a sin for 4:42 is unforgivable
Agree
Ugh, I wish they would make a version without Kevin Smith
I'm generally more a fan of Smith than CinemaSins, yet as much as he tries, I don't think he adds much here beyond a bit of extra crassness.
This is unwatchable with Kevin Smith cutting in. Honestly can't stand it.
Truth!
I agree. Though nothing against Smith. He seems perfectly delightful just not here. 😭
This. 😊
100% I got 3 in and noped out.
Can't agree, Kevin Smith calling Obi-Wan Kenobi "Old man exposition" was great lol
26:54 To be fair Vader constantly tried to suppress and forget his former self, he and the emperor acted as if Anakin Skywalker was dead.
The crazy thing was that Uncle Owen didn't recognise neither C3PO nor R2D2, even though he met them both in Attack of the Clones. Now we know why C3PO didn't recognise Owen, since his memory was wyped out at the end of Episode III. However, R2D2 should have recognised him.
I imagine it's believable since that was decades earlier, and if you've seen one protocol droid & astro mech, you've seen them all (thaaat's racist).
c3po should've had his memory fixed by r2d2
For decades, I actually thought Admiral Ackbar said, _"Oh, Crap!"_ 47:56
that's freakin' hilarious.
Sadly, we will never see Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford together as Luke Skywalker, Leia Organa and Han Solo one last time.
Crazy how time works
rip Carrie Fisher,
Those who care do not live in today. Let the past die... put it to bed like the newer movies did. Build tomorrow or shut up.
😢😢
writers would screwed it up anyway
Kenobi was actually told to go to tatooine to take care of Luke in episode 3. His aunt and uncle actually know that Ben is Obi Wan and that hes there to watch him grow up.
It's easy to ridicule Storm Troopers for having terrible aim but that literally only applies when they're shooting at important characters who have important things to do. Rogue One perfectly demonstrates this to such a degree that it would be brilliant satire if it weren't played straight; that blind monk _walks_ through a field of fire to press a button and gets shot immediately after pressing it. The Force is just plot armor
There is an urban legend that Alec Guiness hated working on this movie. This, however, is only partly true. He claimed later that only problem he had with this movie was the fact that didn't understand the plot at all, particularly his exact role in it. And he also hated his lines. However, he also said that one thing he loved about this movie was working with the rest of the cast, who treated him with outmost respect due to being both the oldest and most known actor in this movie. He especially loved working with Harrison Ford and they actually became friends, despite Guiness admitting that he didn't have good opinion about Ford or his acting before meeting him on the set for the first time.
Despite all that, Sir Alec was clearly a high point in this movie. His delivery of lines was flawless and his character projected the wise and powerful being he was supposed to be.
He once received the Oscar for "Best Supportive Actor"
because of his character of Ben Kenobi in Episode IV.
Kevin Smith sucks
48:45 why not have 2 shield generators, indeed! Also also... if Palpy "forsaw" all of this, he doesn't forsee getting "shafted"?
7:19 LOOLLLL this line man... the best one in the entire franchise. Precise stormtroopers my ass ahaahahaahhahanahahhaahah
7:35 bro that burnt uncle/aunt body is brutal
Well when you fire back to back loads, the second one does generally longer to charge up....that's accurate.
🤣🤣🤣
I agree. I was thinking that, too. I bet they didn't think to charge it up until they needed it, though. They should have been charging it up immediately. Probably didn't think they would need it so soon. Idiots!
Haha I get your joke. We also have no way to tell how much time passed after it blew up Alderaan. Hours? Days? who knows
2:20 Droid that is fluent in 6,000,000 forms of communication, but completely unable to understand sarcasm.
Why didn't Owen change Luke's last name to Lars? Bail Organa did it with Leia. Also, why not just tell him that he and Beru were his real parents? It's the Skywalker name that Vader locks onto.
I love seeing a CinemaSins collection! Now several hilarious videos about the greatest franchise of all time!
@@NicoLaffey that almost made me chuckle. you're almost funny!
@@Rooxon What do you mean? Star Wars is an amazing series of movies (until Disney that is).
37:02 bookmark
Great for simpletons
Greatest franchise?! Jurassic world would like a word!
I remembered the reaction in the movie theater when Darth Vader said that he was Luke's father.
I remember getting in a fight the playground over it. Turns out they've been ruining Luke for the fans since the start. :)
how was it back then with spoilers? did some people not allready talked about it before you went to the theater? or of course you watched it on the first day
@@TheLuri89 we didn't have the internet then so the only word of mouth were from your friends and neighbors. And all of you were going to the movie together anyway. I remember there was a pretty good code amongst us. The first question wasn't what did you think of the movie, it was always "have you seen Empire? NO? Okay then I can't talk to you. Get your butt to the theater and then we'll talk."
It really was a huge huge spoiler. Think about Dumbledore in book 6 half blood Prince when it came out. No one knew what was going to happen until they actually got through that 500+ page book. You had your avid fans who read it the night it came out but the rest of mankind took a few weeks. There was a pretty big code then not to spoil it for someone who was only on page 200.
The biggest thing that got us was that line about "there is another". Speculation ran rampant that it might be Leia as Luke's sister. And then we all remembered that kiss at the beginning of the movie and vomited.
I don't and I'm grateful for that
44:16 ..."instead of just light sabering this dickhead, Luke".... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy trope exists thanks to Star Wars Original Trilogy.
Really? I thought it came from other movies that had stormtroopers.
Didn’t the Dark Forces game have the stormtrooper rifle that was more inaccurate than the pistol?
Jeremy’s sins before the Kevin Smith collab: short, quick, to the point
Jeremy’s sins after the Kevin Smith collab: five sentences and 20 seconds each
Collab, or did the mouthy unfunny knobhead just take over?
I skipped every time Kevin Smith started to speak
Who/what is (a) Jeremy?
True, you don't find out 'till The Phantom Mennace, but Yoda did not teach Obi-Wan, Qui-gon Jin did
Yoda teaches all of the younglings. Qui-gon took him in as padawan after his apprenticeship, but Yoda did teach him until then.
In your life, did you have only one teacher?
@@Djorgal would you call your 2nd grade history teacher "your instructor?"
I love you Cinema sins but I coulda done without Kevin Smith.
About the escape pods, when they say "there goes another one", my feeling was that there had been other escape pods, with life signs in them, but they shot them down. So only the "empty" escape pod made it.
That is perfectly plausible!!
I’m so glad someone else noticed this: if the Emperor just shut his flapping mouth, then Luke just kills Vader and falls to the Dark Side.
Exactly
The main reason why the Empire lost against the Rebels was its competitive command structure. Commanders, generals, officers, and admirals competed with each other for their own personal gains and glory. Also, some high ranking positions were often given out based on wealth and status, not actual military skill.
Dude, go outside
They lost because they were idiots.
@@captainthruster9484 I’m a construction worker, I spend plenty of time outside.
I mean.. I think the main reason is the rebels' skill of plot armor.
But you're probably right about the rest of that.
Good, solid comment, wise words. Its almost like the ideal of competition (friendly or not) is an unnecessary luxury - one which a proper (effective, successful) rebellion can't afford. Good food for thought.
@10:00 the force is a switcher sometimes commands sometimes obeys sometimes gagball.
28:14 Actually, how does a creature survive in space with no air and not explode in the vacuum of space.
0:14 Nah, the rebels just died out of pity.
38:00 I choose to believe this sin removal is for c3-po's golden bum.
I cannot finish this. This biggest sin is Kevin Smith interjection in what could have been a very entertaining video.
Bounty Hunter Leia > Slave Leia. I will die on this hill.
The creature in the trash compactor survives all the compacting because it has a spot to get in under the water. Which is why it let go of Luke before they started it..
and the red droid is canonically force sensitive. that's why he blew his motivator. he sensed something about R2 and 3PO
@@darth_autie_117he’s not. He canonically just listened to R2
The creature is a Dianoga. Try to find the commentary for that scene from one of the DVDs. Carrie Fisher tells a great story about Mark Hamill making up a song about the creature.
@@darth_autie_117Just the thought of the idea of
being stuck in a garbage compactor with the walls
closing in on both sides makes me claustrophobic.
13:12 never realized the scanning team is loading two Companion Cubes on the Falcon...nice!
Stormtroopers get beaten by Ewoks' most powerful attack - the all mighty cuddle. Even Force is not so strong obviously.
To be fair, the Falcons smuggling compartments are sensor shielded.. It is explained in a lot of the old Legends stuff. It was Lando who installed the bloody things.. Quite possibly to smuggle sexdroids. (I mean it iS Lando after all)
Then why jettison Jabba's cargo?
Quoting L3: It works.
@@cjraymond8827Because they would have done a much more thorough search of the ship than the Stormies did i suppose.. (As would that scanner crew i'd wager if they hadn't been shot)
@@cjraymond8827 Maybe Jabba's cargo was too voluminous to fit in the shielded smuggling compartment.
@@Djorgal maybe it was that nasty green swamp water he was smoking in ROTJ
46:29 "She died when I was very young". Technically correct, you were a 2 minute old just born infant. No way you remember Natalie Portman.
the "A presence i've not felt since...." what do you mean, "since when?".... since he last had LEGS. since he last got his butt handed to him... since the last time he wasn't on the HIGH GROUND... lol
Interesting to hear how Kevin Smith is trying SO HARD to be funny that it's having the opposite affect.
46:11 If he had untied the ropes, it would have been seen as a jailbreak. This way it's divine intervention.
Vader: Sister. So you have a twin sister your feelings for her has betra.... Wait WHAT you kissed your SISTER?! THREE TIMES EVEN!
Ghost Obi-Wan: *Snickers*
"Luke....I am your father. And son (DEEEEP breath) we need to have a man-to-man talk about what you did with your sister."
What's your favorite Star Wars film
i died at "only the Stormtroopers are so precise" LMFAO
Here we go...50+ minutes
12:38 - I'll play devil's advocate and point out that we only have Han's word that he got boarded, and since he isn't the most trustworthy guy in the galaxy when we meet him, it's entirely possible that he sold the cargo to someone else and tried to use the Empire as an excuse, but Jabba wasn't buying it.
31:21 - maybe I'm late to the party, but is it just me, or are Yoda's speech patterns inconsistent. How do we go from "Found someone, you have" to "there is another"?
Stormtroopers weren't infamous for missing shots untill later
As much as I love all star wars, it goes to show how many gaping plot holes, basic flaws in logic and down right blatant contradictions galore in the original trilogy, yet the same OT lovers will absolutely shit on the sequels for far less. Hypocrisy at its finest.
Agreed. I know these movies apparently had a huge impact when they first came out, but honestly, I always found them pretty meh? (Sacriledge I know! 😅) So much of the acting feels pretty wooden, and the plot lines really don't make sense. The SFX hold up fairly well though, esp. when compared to other older movies like the original Dune?
Completely, I like to use this video against anyone who says the original trilogy is the only real Star Wars content. Such hypocrites.
Him laughing at the "only storm troopers are so precise" fucking got me
This cracked me up - 26:04 - tonight on Unsolved Mysteries, we'll try to figure out where Yoda's sense of humor went after this one scene. Also Yoda goes from having some degree of down syndrome, which goes beyond merely f**king with Luke and the audience. Like when the droid takes his food and Yoda starts tripping the f**k out and throwing a temper tantrum... Jedi warrior my ass.
Just wanted to chime in and agree here. Very funny when you realize its true that yoda never acts like this again...even in the prequels
I mean, he could've been faking it to test Luke, hence why he later shakes his head and says "I can't teach him" to Ben. But I also like the idea that he just went half crazy from being alone for 20 years.
The fact they even sinned the original trilogy is unforgivable
This channel has been garbage for years
Kinda agree
Noone is unsinnable!
Thay are sith
@@MeneGR you're unsinnable
One thing to remember about storm trooper armour is that its protective against energy projectiles not actual projectiles
Then that's the crappiest armor EVER
@dixiecronin7791 it's in a galaxy that doesn't use projectiles anymore. Most all are lazer based man
28:08 - The worm tries eating the Millennium falcon - I wonder how many calories is in a Millennium Falcon and given the size of the worm that would be like eating a metal gnat. Would the worm really be busting it's balls to eat a microscopic piece of metal that flew by it.
Can you please do a reupload where its only Jeremy saying the lines that other guy makes this literally impossible to watch.......
I've long wanted to see an EWw of The Saga: Star Wars with Tommy Wiseau
and now, take back every single sin because this trilogy is a masterpiece.
As epic of a shot as it is.
That's some space wizardry shit to have the forward facing torpedoes make a 90 degree dive once they teach the exhaust port
Yeah and the way the port faces up.... why not just fly straight down from space to where the port is? Why the trench? Because reasons.
It's an exhaust port, so it sucked the torpedoes right in. Isn't that how...wait, maybe it was really an intake port. That would make MUCH more sense.
@@Bleh693 I DO think they said all the shielding is oriented outward towards open space, but they didn't shield it from the side because who'd be badass enough to fly down that trench from that angle, and then additionally be able to launch a torpedo at the EXACT right moment, without a targeting computer?
Shields on the side would be wasteful expenditure
The whole thing about Kenobi keeping his surname when in hiding would make perfect sense if, in this universe, Kenobi is one of the most common surnames. Kind of undermined by later films and tv series, but it would have been the perfect retcon.
Source: I made it all up. Or lemme guess, some random book that's not cannon that also has a character that can blow up and entire galaxy with a single blaster shot
Instant head cannon
The sin at 30:02 is my favorite. The way Jeremy says "Pimp." LMAOOO
Why do youtubers do colabs? There's a reason we subscribe to a channel, and it's not to watch someone else do a worse performance.
7:22 This sin is the difference between watching all the movies in order/knowing the memes VS. Watching the movies as they were released.
Kevin Smith ruining another IP by commenting on it.
No thanks.
“Only imperial stormtroopers are that precise” is the funniest and most ironic shit I’ve ever heard😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Maybe a version with Mr Smith's comments cut
Emperor's revelation that he set the trap for Rebels was way too easy to guess right from the start of Episode VI. There was realistic way that Rebels could ever find out about something that important as shield generator unless it came from someone who is at or near the top of Empire hierarchy. His constant mentioning of "foreseen" made it clear that he set the whole thing up.
Oh come on.... All those 'is this their first day' jokes, and never once did someone call Chewie doing ANYTHING 'a wookie mistake' ????? That's gotta be worth at least 5 sins for the missed opportunity....
Even if you had only heard of Vader you'd think twice about back-sassing him... hell, even if you HADN'T, come on, LOOK at the dude.
"Yes, it's an entirely sensible idea to get salty in the conference room with my boss and his 2 meter tall, armor-clad, cape wearing enforcer. Oh he's also skilled in space magic? Today's my day!"
The greedo part makes even less sense when you see how badass he is in the comics
Im surprised kevin didnt cry even once during this. Good job kev
What's your favorite Star Wars film
47:28 Lightsaber weaving HAHAHAHAHAHA. In the novelization of Jedi, there is a scene where Luke goes to Obi Wan's house on Tatooine and builds it... not sure if it was ever filmed then cut, but it was in the screenplay the book was based on. Also... no one ransacked Obi Wan's hut in the last however many years? Riiight.
2:54 In the Certain Point of View book, it's revealed that the droid blew up on purpose so that the plans could get to Luke or something
I know too much about SW for my own good.
In the character guide book it says that R2 sabatoged the droid
Would have been better if it was the Wookie planet and Wookies instead of Ewoks.
Luke had a droid on his radar but Empire could not detect droids on an escape pod? all they could detect is if there was life forms on board?
I love these long videos so much, giving me the insight of mistakes and inconveinences. One thing. At 17:04 you are sinning for the Empire doesn't use tractor beam... But if I regard to the film, they cannot use Tractor Beam on the Death Star, and move at the same, am I right?
Star Wars back when it was awesome and fun.
Before the Dark Times.
Before the Disney.
Too true my guy too true RIP Carrie fisher 🙏🏻
... and the prequels
@@broncojuan My comment applies to you as well as the original poster😂😂
@@Darthalas What comment?
Disney's fan-fiction are not cannon man, star wars is awesome and fun
I just watched all these yesterday, now it’s all in one convenient video.
7:32 🎶 _Crispy bodies by the door..._ 🎵
But there are 53x droids in Star Wars, also in the book it’s explained why it toke longer, the guy firing the main gun was staling cause he felt terrible and didn’t think anyone should fire this type of weapon ever again
I mean, if we start taking the books in account, then it explains what the snowspeaders' tow cables are for originally, but according to cinemasins the books mean jack and sh*t. 😂
Destroying the escape pod could destroy the stolen Death Star plans. Vader wouldn’t be too thrilled if he discovered this after trying to find them. It’s a much better reason than the no lifeforms being onboard.
Ok How did Owen not recognize C-3PO? He lived with their family for years!!! He had the same name!!!
He was silver and he saw him after 22 years
@@ayaankhan-eh1xy And don't forget the skinned
non-plated 3PO from Episode I.
+1 sin to @CinemaSins for the typo at 11:10 in the subtitles
Wait.. that is actually funny - as it changes the whole premise of the movie to being a giant space battle over some plans about bread.. I'll remove 1 sin if we can get a parody video based around "The Stollen Wars"
Yo Vader, choke that chicken from across the room bruh! LOL
22:23 - Han literally says : This will keep you warm while I put up the shelter
"I have no doubt that this boy is the offspring of anakin skywalker". No shit really? You really didnt know Luke skywalker was related to Anakin skywalker until just now? and dont even tell me that Vader didnt know what his name was. he calls him Skywalker before the battle of hoth!!
In the first five minutes...just after the ship is pulled INTO the cruiser...set the self-destuct on the drive. A ten megaton blast would make it a six minute movie.
The "go get your revenge and burn your uncle....oop" line got me 😂😂 that was hilarious
actually our sun is kind of a freak because it’s one of the only suns in the freaking Milky Way that doesn’t have a partner.
38:53 - this is one of the goofiest lines - didn't they realize that if something took 1,000 years to digest you, you wouldn't feel shit. Oxygen digests your body faster than that. And yes wouldn't one die of thirst or hunger long before existing in an environment that would actually be some type of health contraption given that one could live for a thousand years before dying.
Kevin Smith is that cringe guy we all knew in high school that truly believed that he was sofa king clever and therefore funny.
Someone is jelly 😢😢
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN. Y'ALL NUKED THIS TRILOGY.
Yo -- when you get back - "Legion of Superheroes" (do eeeeeeet)
@49:34 Well, a simple arrow can penetrate a bullet proof vest made of soft kevlar, even some stab vests, so I'm saying yes.. Yes they can..
Fuck, i was hoping they re-did it without Kevin Smith...oh well
Empire Strikes Back is one of those franchise movies that is likely never going to be topped.
The escape pod scene could have been fixed with some other “space traffic” that would have got hit by a stray laser blast.
1 sin Everyone misses....
Vader is The Most powerful Jedi in the galaxy.....And He Can't figure out Where Luke Is??
Or that Leia was His daughter??
How do ton tons freeze to death in their own habitat? Do they usually go in a heated home at night?
Your right. Almost like how polar bears sleep in warm den/caves so that they don’t freeze to death too.
You would freeze to death in your habitat. Artic animals always seek shelter, most burrow into the show and make igloos. Some huddle together for warmth. This is such a ridiculous statement to make.
13:42 this sin would make sense in the late 90’s or thereabouts but it was established in the 2000’s that the empire employs R2 astromechs (and all others) and data spikes and computers tend to be cross-compatible by galactic standards otherwise because tech construction varies across species. I guess Jeremy isn’t guaranteed to know that per se because it isn’t in one scene or another but you’d think he’d do a quick google double check before writing the script.
14:16 Mouse droids are security monitors and roombas so no it’s not innocent it’s an imp