They are. I've been in the Jury process, numerous times. That is one main aspect of both the entire selection process, once you enter the main courthouse building, prior to even being called for Jury selection for any specific case. It's also a big part of the Voir Dire process. This is to ensure that there are both, no connections between you and the defendant or prosecutor. And for specific localized crime, you don't live in the area of which it happened. The defense might get information just as far as the Voir Dire process goes, but they should not 1. Know where you live. 2. Know any personal information not required specifically to the case. Now there are different levels of information protection when it comes to your location. In places such as Maryland, Jurors are numbers, not names, not anything else. Once you are in the courthouse, you are Juror # [something], not a name. No identifiable Personal Information is disclosed to anybody, nor is allowed to be reported nor made public.
Only the lawyers have the juror names which makes me think that it was Trumps side who leaked info to Fox News. Disclosing what colour jacket the juror was wearing was far too descriptive!
@@neal5068hmm.. but can't you just do a face search? A reverse image search will usually reveal a lot, then there are sophisticated tools. Even I'm baffled by how they are allowed to speak to the media in the first place.
I thought they were talking about jurors that were thrown out by Trump or the Prosecution. The actual jurors and alternate jurors are shielded completely.
I'm glad you're enjoying Jimmy Kimmel. I have been a regular since Our Beloved David Letterman retired. I was a religious fan of David. Was grateful that all my kids woke up about 10 minutes before he came on in time to do a diaper change and settle into watching David as I nursed them and put them back to bed until the 5:30 a.m. feeding. Really appreciated that cozy time together with the baby watching the best Late Night Show of my generation! David Blew it out of the WATER. PLUS the Late Night Band. Paul would have so many GREAT GUESTS on, too. Never forget Sonny and Cher coming on together. I was nursing my oldest son that night. It was such a memorable night. I've been worried about what will happen to Jimmy Kimmel as well as Stephen Cobert, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, and SNL if Trump gets into power again! It might become like the McCarthy Era for some of these artists who have been openly against or mocking Trump. Like Robert DeNiro has said some very harsh but true things about Trump! We all know that making fun of Trump or any criticism or even being roasted is something he takes personally and just can't handle. He will find some way to destroy them or make it impossible for them to live or work in the United States. 🕊💙🤞🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇨🇦
Can we reflect on what it says about a person for them to whine that the one place they can't get a fair trial is the place where they've bragged about living their entire lives? "I can't be judged impartially here; everyone knows me, and therefore hates me!" is quite the self-own.
Kudos to Jimmy! you have more impact on the "Orange One" than indictments, guilty verdicts, fines. If he were sentenced to jail with 1 hour of TV a day... it should be Jimmy Kimmel show!
@@angelestorres6334 they can't just throw him in jail, as a former president, he is entitled to Secret Service protection. The logistics of protecting Trump in prison are next to impossible. Especially in a state facility. and the crime itself is non-violent and he won't get jail time for that reason. so get real 😆
@@neal5068he's not going to jail and he's not going to the White House he's gonna live the rest of his miserable life in Mar a lardo or under a freeway
The cool air in the courtroom is to help him stay awake. Is that a good idea? Maybe it’s better to have him comatose so he doesn’t intimidate the jurors.
I’m actually glad there are not cameras in courtroom. I prefer to look at sketch artist drawings and hear from the reporters…. The less I see and hear from trump the better
Leave people on the jury alone! Those that are trying to get their identities or smear them are monsters! The jurors are regular Americans asked do a civil duty
because it's public information presented by the court to media. If the Court doesn't present it, it doesn't get reported. However, you cannot assume fair trial by jury of peers without knowing the demographics of the jury. We knew the OJ Panel stats back when.
@@leeannyoung8880 if that be the case, why does the judge allow? He’s an anti Trump guy to start with.. having been on the bench for previous Trump associate trials… but sure, no bias at all
@@wendigo53 Without using "legalese", it is the act perpetrated by one who uses slander or libel to damage someone's reputation. I am a mostly retired officer of the court.
This by far the best monologue I have heard from any late night host. Period. One of friends who I shared it with said it was more akin to a roast. As a kiwi looking in from the outside, it almost impossible to conceive how even a single American would support this guy who quite frankly, is deranged.
The Ed Sullivan Theater is like that.They keep it very chilly on purpose because of the hot lights.I saw David Letterman in the summer in '95 and it was too cold even with miserable humidity lurking outside.
Omg! Can you type that in bold letters, make a sign, and fly it on blimp across America! Pretty please! The media does not need to keep feeding this person with attention.
In the darkest times we need humor and it is good way to process even hard topics. Good job, Jimmy Kimmel and team. You definitely are in right side of history! Great show I watch monos every time. Kudos from Finland!
@@RebeccaTreeseed Of course. Who knows what's on those pages but at least he learned not to do something like that with blank pages anymore. You would think he would quote at least one person with all those pages. Some with the same pic and spot on the page as others' opinions.
1:05 He's back to his old WH trick of showing the stack of papers - he did that to show his 'my tax returns are under audit', which was piled up on a table at the WH press room.
I can't stand the man and they would send me packing. I think the people were honest. Its the one's who want to be on you need to look at - 45 will be paying people to try. Ever watch Runaway Jury? Its how its done. I would not be neutral.
Whatever the orange menace says is a projection Narcissists think that everybody’s like they are That’s why they continuously do crappy things to other people
I'm an investor. I invested for retirement beginning in 1982. To me, the important thing about the "hush money" case is that Trump embezzled $130,000 from one of his companies, thereby defrauding other owners (if any), illicitly reducing his taxes, possibly messing with his creditors. Nobody should get away with embezzling $130,000.
The trial is not just about the pay-off, it's about his company paying tabloids to not run stories that would hurt his campaign and make up stories about his adversaries.
This is actually what this trial is about, not the fact he cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her hush-money to not endager his presidential campaign. (wich would be career-ending for almost every politician, but not Ttump) So you're absolute correct, no one should get away with this, but ttump always does. He's like the roadrunner, he stands in the air next to a cliff and doesn't falls down.
@@LancerX916That’s pretty common practice among celebrities, they buy the exclusive rights to a story they don’t want getting out so only they can publish it, and then never publish it. What Trump is being tried for involves election interference and violation of campaign finance laws, but ultimately boils down to falsifying business records. And it’s a pretty strong case, considering Michael Cohen went to prison for doing it at Trump’s behest. Sort of like how it’s illegal to hire a hit man, you can’t avoid being charged for a crime just by paying someone else to commit it for you.
I used to watch Fox before I realized all the lies and partisanship. His mother, a Democrat, called in when he got Tucker's job and sounded like a very reasonable woman. She hoped that he wouldn't jump on conspiracy bandwagons. I bet she's not very proud of his actions of late
Imagine looking at it from the other side of the world. nobody cares if your pres did the dirty, on numerous occasions. It's about where your dollar goes. Your dollar.
Once the Dems take back the house- expulsion for her . Jim Jordan ignoring a subpoena, tampering in Ga., case, many others in congress and the senate deserve charge, 🌊🌊🗳️💙🙏🏼
Vote blue, so she can be indicted too! As long as those traitors in the Republican Party, are sitting members of Congress. Anything they say is protected. They got “executive speech privileges.”
Yes. He had these really high stacks of 'papers' against the wall. Later it turned out to be blank paper giving the impression of superfluous laws being abolishedl.
@@richardjames9091 Hell. I am guessing the other poster is suggesting that criminal defendant Trump is in hell now. The old saying, something will be the case or happen when hell freezes over, considering it is supposedly meant to be hot in hell normally.
@@SwiftJustice If that's what happened, I think he has another problem. Paying for an ego-fluffer and then thinking the stuff exclusively selected to fluff your ego has anything to do with reality is kind of crazy.
Why the hell are ANY of the news networks allowed to say ANYTHING about the jurors?? I thought their identities were supposed to be protected?
They are. I've been in the Jury process, numerous times. That is one main aspect of both the entire selection process, once you enter the main courthouse building, prior to even being called for Jury selection for any specific case. It's also a big part of the Voir Dire process. This is to ensure that there are both, no connections between you and the defendant or prosecutor. And for specific localized crime, you don't live in the area of which it happened. The defense might get information just as far as the Voir Dire process goes, but they should not 1. Know where you live. 2. Know any personal information not required specifically to the case.
Now there are different levels of information protection when it comes to your location. In places such as Maryland, Jurors are numbers, not names, not anything else. Once you are in the courthouse, you are Juror # [something], not a name. No identifiable Personal Information is disclosed to anybody, nor is allowed to be reported nor made public.
Not sharing names
Only the lawyers have the juror names which makes me think that it was Trumps side who leaked info to Fox News. Disclosing what colour jacket the juror was wearing was far too descriptive!
@@neal5068hmm.. but can't you just do a face search? A reverse image search will usually reveal a lot, then there are sophisticated tools. Even I'm baffled by how they are allowed to speak to the media in the first place.
I thought they were talking about jurors that were thrown out by Trump or the Prosecution. The actual jurors and alternate jurors are shielded completely.
There should not be any information given to the public on any juror! They must be protected
I agree!
Dominion : "These idiots never learn"
I am starting to really like Jimmy Kimmel. When I saw this video was available I felt actual joy. Joy people. Joy.
Since the trial started, it feels like all of America is discovering joy again! 🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗳🗽
I'm glad you're enjoying Jimmy Kimmel. I have been a regular since Our Beloved David Letterman retired.
I was a religious fan of David.
Was grateful that all my kids woke up about 10 minutes before he came on in time to do a diaper change and settle into watching David as I nursed them and put them back to bed until the 5:30 a.m. feeding.
Really appreciated that cozy time together with the baby watching the best Late Night Show of my generation! David Blew it out of the WATER.
PLUS the Late Night Band.
Paul would have so many GREAT GUESTS on, too.
Never forget Sonny and Cher coming on together.
I was nursing my oldest son that night.
It was such a memorable night.
I've been worried about what will happen to Jimmy Kimmel as well as Stephen Cobert, Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, and SNL if Trump gets into power again!
It might become like the McCarthy Era for some of these artists who have been openly against or mocking Trump.
Like Robert DeNiro has said some very harsh but true things about Trump!
We all know that making fun of Trump or any criticism or even being roasted is something he takes personally and just can't handle.
He will find some way to destroy them or make it impossible for them to live or work in the United States.
🕊💙🤞🏼🇺🇸🙏🏼🇨🇦
Can we reflect on what it says about a person for them to whine that the one place they can't get a fair trial is the place where they've bragged about living their entire lives? "I can't be judged impartially here; everyone knows me, and therefore hates me!" is quite the self-own.
Kudos to Jimmy! you have more impact on the "Orange One" than indictments, guilty verdicts, fines. If he were sentenced to jail with 1 hour of TV a day... it should be Jimmy Kimmel show!
Love you Jimmy, never stop.
It was _REALLY_ irresponsible to air identifying details about the jurors. There should be consequences for such egregious tampering.
I hope they all sue FoxSpews, once they send tRump to prison
No names were shared
@@angelestorres6334 they can't just throw him in jail, as a former president, he is entitled to Secret Service protection. The logistics of protecting Trump in prison are next to impossible. Especially in a state facility. and the crime itself is non-violent and he won't get jail time for that reason. so get real 😆
@@neal5068he's not going to jail and he's not going to the White House he's gonna live the rest of his miserable life in Mar a lardo or under a freeway
Dulce Sloan covered this pretty well on The Daily Show
Take these news channels to court who mentions jurors.
Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air. Welcome back Jimmy Kimmel. 😊❤️👋👍
They absolutely should not allow him to set up mics and cameras in the courthouse. Never been done before.
@jimmyguitar2933~EXACTLY 🎯🎤🎥
tRump's team of lawyers: "If you rant in the lobby it doesn't count, you're safe"
Wait! . . .Does Chump want this?
Hey Sleepy Gonzales if you got "paperwork" demonstrating your innocence, file it with the trial court!
Exactly!!
I got a whole lot of papers too, that he can shake at the camera. They will help him just as much. Maybe coupons will prove his innocence?
"I've got heaps of proof I'm innocent, but I am trying as hard as I can to delay the opportunity to prove my innocence,"
* Donzales
Ethnocentrism is the evaluation of other cultures according to preconceptions originating in the standards and customs of one's own culture.
The guy who said "unethical" to describe Laura's new song is so perfect! He's awesome perfect adjective
All of his adjectives were perfect, but I can now only remember one other: unhinged.
This show brings me so much joy in life. Thank you @JimmyKimmel and your entire team 👏🏻 , Bravos from TAIWAN
Hello from UK ... and you have our support, Taiwan is INDEPENDENT.
@@susieroberts8175 🫶🏼
The cool air in the courtroom is to help him stay awake. Is that a good idea? Maybe it’s better to have him comatose so he doesn’t intimidate the jurors.
It's to bad that he couldn't say permanently Comatose & never wake up, that would make America Great Again. (Keep up the good work Jimmy Kimmel)
This intimidating jurors is no joke. We have many more trials to go. Marchan needs to get this under control, or no one will want to serve.
It hi k judgeMarchan is doing a wonderful job !
Sorry Laura 🤢
Biggest waste of taxpayer dollars yet again
@@mikeh6084right! Why expect someone to pay for breaking the law? Esp if its donald the grifter
Donald needs a spit mask.
The stack that creep is filing through, should be examined for CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS.
It’s in Bidens garage
I wish so bad there were cameras in that court.
Like OJ's trial?
Me too
I’m actually glad there are not cameras in courtroom. I prefer to look at sketch artist drawings and hear from the reporters…. The less I see and hear from trump the better
Yeah so we could see his sleep it would be viral
Thanks Jimmy. Mercilessly honest and hilarious... Jimmy Kimmel you are a Star ⭐✨
LOVE the critiques of Lara's song. Priceless! Hope she listens to them, again and again.
I haven’t laughed out loud like that for a very long time 🤣 Thank you Jimmy 👏🇬🇧
You rating in Australia is going through the roof, Congratulations 😊😊
Leave people on the jury alone! Those that are trying to get their identities or smear them are monsters! The jurors are regular Americans asked do a civil duty
I fully expect Trump to have all their identities leaked.
@DaveFlorida There is a great movie called Runnaway Jury with John Cusack and Gene Hackman that deals with this subject.
@@jschuler53 How long before Newsmax or Trump's Lawyers try to do this?
Civic duty
Has anyone awarded a court award against the "millionaires" of america seen 1 single cent, yet?
A cross between Faulty Towers and King Lear unfolds in NYC. Great show-thanks
Ah, another Brit? ☺🇬🇧
Just praying for Peace in our World.🙏
MTG needs to pay back her $160,000 PPP Loan !
What's PPP stand for? Piss-Poor Politician?
Marj Putin? Can she pay in rubles?
Thank you. I’ve been saying…
Isn't that just the truth. The traitor gets her loan canceled and votes against student loans canceled out! Hipocrites!
555🎉
Why is Fox allowed to report on the Jury members saying what they do ,etc isn't this against the law.
because it's public information presented by the court to media. If the Court doesn't present it, it doesn't get reported. However, you cannot assume fair trial by jury of peers without knowing the demographics of the jury. We knew the OJ Panel stats back when.
@@ElTigreEsq except I never read that OJ and his legal team threatened the jurors with retribution from his followers.
Why is FOX allowed to report on ANYTHING? That network is a joke!
@@leeannyoung8880That part!!!
@@leeannyoung8880 if that be the case, why does the judge allow? He’s an anti Trump guy to start with.. having been on the bench for previous Trump associate trials… but sure, no bias at all
Lock him TF up
🙏🏼 seriously can’t come soon enough!
Yes!
Tonight!
Keith Olbermann screams that every night.
Yesterday
Speaking of F.A.R.T! Can’t wait for tomorrows monologue!
If I were a member of the jury (including alternates), I would investigate filing a defamation lawsuit against the reporters after the trial is over.
Are you sure? Do you know what "defamation" means?
No credible News would do what Jesse Waters did. Defamation is exactly what Jeese Waters did to the Nurse.
@@wendigo53 Without using "legalese", it is the act perpetrated by one who uses slander or libel to damage someone's reputation. I am a mostly retired officer of the court.
@@mattsoca1 Perfect! Do you think reporters are saying *_false_* things about jurors?
@@wendigo53 And you don't?
Unbelievable that he thinks that cherry picked articles are opinions of ALL the legal scholars so it proves his case. Present it in court then.
D.T. cannot abide being treated like a regular citizen. He's so entitled that the idea that he has to comply with the law outrages him.
It's much warmer than a prison cell.
Thank you people on the street for being honest..
Jimmy is soooo funny. But G has my purple jacket. I need a word with his tequila. Matt Damon boombaya....
The only thing I am outraged about, is the fact that the man is not sitting in jail cell!
You are not alone
Join the rest of us still waiting for justice to come down
Keep sticking it to him, Jimmy. We love it.
Its hard to get a fair trail when you’re a life long criminal.
This by far the best monologue I have heard from any late night host. Period. One of friends who I shared it with said it was more akin to a roast. As a kiwi looking in from the outside, it almost impossible to conceive how even a single American would support this guy who quite frankly, is deranged.
just like, no?
Shouldn’t Fox have repercussions for describing the jurors? W t literal f
I have no horse in this race but I still cannot turn away from watching this whole spectacle
Its crazy
They’re keeping it cold now, to help him stay awake.
They’re keeping it cold because it slows the spread of his germs, and also keeps the odor in check.
The Ed Sullivan Theater is like that.They keep it very chilly on purpose because of the hot lights.I saw David Letterman in the summer in '95 and it was too cold even with miserable humidity lurking outside.
HAHAHA
They’re keeping it cold so purgatory is that much hotter 😈
Oh no...not her. She cant hit a note on the way by it.
(Not)stupid Jimmy Kimmel you are singlehandedly helping this horrible beautiful country even stay afloat
huh?
Lol what? 😂
@@chenzen1578 Referring to Jimmy's recent monologues about tweets from former President Orange Doofus
@@FriendlyStripedTiger sorry, I don't keep track of everything Mango Mussolini says.
It's not worth the efford and rottens the brain.
@@chenzen1578 haha I don't keep track either except for what Jimmy says on his show 😂
The media should collectively turn their backs and walk away while he's talking.
for real, how is no one just yelling shut up already
Omg! Can you type that in bold letters, make a sign, and fly it on blimp across America! Pretty please! The media does not need to keep feeding this person with attention.
Agree!! All he wants is attention.
You’re forgetting the money angle.
I, personally, like the stills.
Where would we be without Jimmy Kimmel?? 😂👍
We would be in a lot better world
56 years into the future
The monologue keeps writing itself! Vote 💙💙💙💙
In the darkest times we need humor and it is good way to process even hard topics. Good job, Jimmy Kimmel and team. You definitely are in right side of history! Great show I watch monos every time. Kudos from Finland!
Who the F acts like that during their criminal trial? Seriously?
Fani Willis
@@stevenmorrison4692 Oh, sweetheart, she wasn't on trial 😂
America enabled him. Hence, Trump acts like he can get away with anything.
@@joliecide because he has, and shame on us Americans who voted for, and enabled him, to be a dictator. He must be stopped!
@@stevenmorrison4692 thanks mrs putin!
It's freezing? That's the chill going down his spine as he realizes he's up the creek without a canoe.
..or a paddle....
The Rudy "Vino" Giuliani segment was f-ing perfect. Thanks JKL team 🙏
(btw, I've watched yesterday's opening like 6-7 times, too good)
Does he think if he shows us papers of people saying it isn't it a good case the Judge will just dismiss it?
Someone has to feed Fox “news”.
Allegedly saying
@@RebeccaTreeseed Of course. Who knows what's on those pages but at least he learned not to do something like that with blank pages anymore.
You would think he would quote at least one person with all those pages. Some with the same pic and spot on the page as others' opinions.
Big party when he is put in jail. HUGE.
Bigly
World wide
A party like no one has ever experienced before.
You bet , it will be huge.
Big grown men crying tears of joy!
Imagine how cold it will be in jail 🥶
I supposed that they can always put another bar on for him!
Summers will be worse, since many American prisons lack air conditioning, especially in the south.
Exactly what I was thinking😂 but where he's going is definitely a lot more warmer 🤣
@@kingayy9267You understand that the democrats case is weak right? Media over hyped you again. Stop hating so you can think objectively
You must have experience
Jimmy Kimmel is to Trump what Norm Macdonald was to OJ. Unrelenting, unyielding, and no holds barred. Bravo, Jimmy.
To be fair, so are Seth Meyers and Steven Colbert. But Trump really seems to get butthurt by what Jimmy says.
Bravo to all three. Many thanks! 😉
Great comparison.
@@shawnuelJK can be more blunt and brutal.
@shawnuel - It's Jimmy's cheesy beard -- it makes tRump confuse Kimmel with Don Jr.
Kimmel is a legend
1:05 He's back to his old WH trick of showing the stack of papers - he did that to show his 'my tax returns are under audit', which was piled up on a table at the WH press room.
Thought it was his medical plan to replace ACA.
Just a bunch of blank papers I'm file folders. 😂
@@ggjohnson5754That promise was always hot air.
First it was a tan suit, now a purple jacket?! WHEN WILL IT END
...when tRump is in a Straight Jacket
It's so unfair when a man who took out a full page ad demanding the death penalty for four innocent black men can't find a jury without opinions! 😭
That is for sure. Imagine if some did that to him?
I can't stand the man and they would send me packing. I think the people were honest. Its the one's who want to be on you need to look at - 45 will be paying people to try. Ever watch Runaway Jury? Its how its done. I would not be neutral.
Exactly! Gen Z voters are finding out about Trump's horrid misdeeds from the 80's and 90's and they will be voting accordingly. 🌊🗽🇺🇸
That is a really great point.
@@randyzaucha4049 Why don't we?
He's right. Everyone is outraged. Outraged he's not in prison yet.
You are the minority. Look up Operation Mockingbird. That's what this Kimmel operative is doing. Trump is a hero.
Whatever Trump says always assume the exact opposite and then you know the truth.
@@whichgodofthousandsmeansno5306 he has been right about most things, what are you on about?
Whatever the orange menace says is a projection
Narcissists think that everybody’s like they are
That’s why they continuously do crappy things to other people
I'm an investor. I invested for retirement beginning in 1982. To me, the important thing about the "hush money" case is that Trump embezzled $130,000 from one of his companies, thereby defrauding other owners (if any), illicitly reducing his taxes, possibly messing with his creditors. Nobody should get away with embezzling $130,000.
He hid the hush money & took it off his taxes. 😅
The trial is not just about the pay-off, it's about his company paying tabloids to not run stories that would hurt his campaign and make up stories about his adversaries.
This is actually what this trial is about, not the fact he cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her hush-money to not endager his presidential campaign. (wich would be career-ending for almost every politician, but not Ttump)
So you're absolute correct, no one should get away with this, but ttump always does.
He's like the roadrunner, he stands in the air next to a cliff and doesn't falls down.
@@LancerX916That’s pretty common practice among celebrities, they buy the exclusive rights to a story they don’t want getting out so only they can publish it, and then never publish it. What Trump is being tried for involves election interference and violation of campaign finance laws, but ultimately boils down to falsifying business records. And it’s a pretty strong case, considering Michael Cohen went to prison for doing it at Trump’s behest. Sort of like how it’s illegal to hire a hit man, you can’t avoid being charged for a crime just by paying someone else to commit it for you.
Yep. People keep getting distracted by the sex angle, instead of focusing on the money! 🇺🇲
NY Court room is old and needs a better air filtration system. Trumps distinct ODER in the court room is horrific!
'Good thing he's whining about the temperature in the courtroom...the freeze is what allows the Others in the room to be able to breathe better.
Jesse Watters needs to be arrested for jury tampering and intimidation and also should be sued for defamation.
Watters is the lowest of the low
Watters should be arrested for impersonating a human being,
@@stratostatic The issue is that these laws only apply to humans.
I used to watch Fox before I realized all the lies and partisanship. His mother, a Democrat, called in when he got Tucker's job and sounded like a very reasonable woman. She hoped that he wouldn't jump on conspiracy bandwagons. I bet she's not very proud of his actions of late
@@stratostatic
He’s not doing a very good job either.
Just like when he was in oval office, he requires pictures to look at, everyone of those papers had a picture on it !!!!
And it was the same two pictures. 50 copies of two articles. 🤔
A picture if himself of course..maybe hes planning on selling hand signed copies
And everyone is a picture of HIM (of course).
Coloring book pages, with him in the center.
They were pictures of Agent Orange. So handsome.
Damn right I would lie to get on that jury. Treat him just like he treats others.... 100% dishonestly.
😂😂😂
What the world needs now is more Jimmy Kimmel!
I never miss his opening monologue. Either stay up until 11:30pm on tv, or catch it first thing the next morning on TH-cam.
You keep me sane Jimmy!
Me neither!!❤
Isn't it great! He should be treated like anyone else. Fox and Newsmax should never be taken seriously. Smut
Nah you are basically insane though really!X!!!!!!!
"I wouldn't believe him if his tongue were notarized" is a Judge Judy line, I'm almost sure.
My mom used to say it all the time. Jerry "The King" Lawler too. It's been around a long time.
Judge millian from peoples court for certain. Possibly judy too.
Obviously, none of Stinky Don’s printouts are admissible in court. It sucks to be a criminal facing trial.
All those staples, wasted.
He knows that no one will look through that crap, so he snuck a couple "top secret" documents in the pile to sneak them out unnoticed.
MTG is probably right, if something completely crazy & chaotic is happening in the House, she’s responsible.
Kimmel always knocks it out of the park with his opening monolog!!!
Sooo..these legal experts are NOT his actual attorneys representing him in this case🤣🤣🤣
Wonder why??? He is just giving a talking point to his cult to Klingon when the evidence shows he is guilty.
Don’t like NY for your trial? Then don’t commit crimes there. It really is that simple.
Imagine looking at it from the other side of the world. nobody cares if your pres did the dirty, on numerous occasions. It's about where your dollar goes. Your dollar.
Really? Every man in this world thinks like this supposed crime. Trump just said it out loud!
Those Street Interviews were classically Brutal
OMG! That was perfect! "I wouldn't believe trump if his tongue were notarized." The best comment I've heard in a very long time.
My dog barked and then ran behind the chair, and hid. A full grown Shepard. Don't play Laura Trump singing without a public broadcasting warning. 😂😂
The poor dog. I feel so sorry the pooch.
How’s your dog?!😊
Is the poor dog ok? Maybe cotton or ear muffs for his poor sensitive ears! Poor baby!
Doggy abuse! @@es4242
MTG should be charged with treason!
Yes!!
Once the Dems take back the house- expulsion for her . Jim Jordan ignoring a subpoena, tampering in Ga., case, many others in congress and the senate deserve charge, 🌊🌊🗳️💙🙏🏼
Vote blue, so she can be indicted too!
As long as those traitors in the Republican Party, are sitting members of Congress. Anything they say is protected. They got “executive speech privileges.”
she has broken more laws against nature than any man, woman, animal, vegetable and WHALE!
She will and so will the rest of the MAGAt's on the Hill....
He is so crazy. 45, you’re in a court of law. Your case will not be decided outside of it.s
"I wouldn't believe Trump if his tongue were notarized." I loooove it!!!!!
Love your unique style, never change!
Didn’t he do that fake stack of papers schtick when he was bragging about “cutting” government bureaucracy?
I'm sure his health care plan is somewhere in there too.
Yes. He had these really high stacks of 'papers' against the wall.
Later it turned out to be blank paper giving the impression of superfluous laws being abolishedl.
Yes of course !!❤
People forget ya right!!😅 Vote Blue 💙💙💙
Yes, and also when he was going to "show" us his tax returns -- tables full of stacks of papers.
You were so funny last night Jimmy. I’m surprised Chump didn’t come after you again. 😂
Last night was hilarious
He was napping.
Trump couldn't respond cuz he was curled up in a ball on his bathroom floor, sobbing. 🌊💙🌊🇺🇸🗳🗽
He posted a rant about Al Pacino's late show monologue.
MTG "You are neither a responsible person or are you a person" 😅😂😅😂
Criminals hate being treated like criminals.
That one juror's remark, "I wouldn't believe Trump if his tongue was notarized," was priceless 😂
I need a tshirt with that printed on it. Actually now that I think about it I don’t think it would be safe to wear in public
Not original though. Judge Marilyn Milian of the People's Court used that phrase a lot when defendants lied in her courtroom.
@@LazyIRanch I knew I heard it somewhere else. Thanks
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Purple jackets and the people that wear them are AWESOME !!
I love you Mr. Kimmel for the consistency and superlative humor you bring to the table. You MAKE me uncontrollably.❤😊 Keep on keeping on !
I always like Jimmy Kimmel Live, but _this_ is one of those monologues that deserves to be in a Hall of Fame.
If they're screeching about tampering with a trial, that's probably yet another confession
Bravo Jimmy! 💯🇺🇲❤
I am afraid for the ppl on the jury.
That Laura Trump segment was fricking gold! Those people they interviewed were brutal and I loved every second of it of it
I’ve never heard someone sing so badly not even autotune could salvage it.
Had me in tears 😂
I love how all of them refused to backtrack even when they were told it was Taylor Swift.
Someone should tell her noses are for breathing not singing.
@@joyceshirley4898Bruh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I cried at this comment😂😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😅😂
As if Trump deserves a fair trial. He's never played fair his entire miserable life. LOCK his arse up!
If he was being treated fairly, he would already be in jail. He's being treated like a little princess 👸
Those are the same papers Kelly McAnnie pretended was pretending was iQ45’s nonexistent healthcare plan.
@@rcpilot179 That’s the damned truth.
@@rcpilot179bingo
Everybody deserves a fair trial.
Keep doing what you’re doing!
We have been enjoying his time in court globally. Knowing he's cold makes it even better.
@richardjames9091 - Maybe he's confusing his feet with his heart.
I guess you know where is freezing over
@@williamobryan682 I've no idea what you mean thankfully I'm not American😀
@@richardjames9091 Hell.
I am guessing the other poster is suggesting that criminal defendant Trump is in hell now. The old saying, something will be the case or happen when hell freezes over, considering it is supposedly meant to be hot in hell normally.
Everyone knows senior citizen’s blood thins out when you move to Florida…
Where is the accountability of the media identifying anything about the jury?
"Accountability"? *FOX*?
@@cheriem432 Yeah, you’re right; Fox definitely has no accountability-but they should be being held accountable by external parties.
Shout out to Judge Milian of The People's Court who made " I wouldn't believe you if your tongue came notarized " a household phrase.
Ikr I love her & show ! ❤
The juror said Trump looks "Less orange and more yellow." Is yellow the color for coward?😁
Also for hepatitis.
Jaundice
Man, you people are brutal
if all those "experts" are so right, why aren't they witnesses ?
Experts and witnesses are different things, look it up in the dictionary 😮
Touche'
X is an unknown quantity. A spurt is a drip under pressure.
@@debbiewilson8471
Experts and pedants are two different things as well. Look it up in the dictionary, Professor BJ Emoji.
Printing out a ream of papers from the internet of gibberish is a sign of dementia.
Speaking of ream, don't drop the soap donnie.
His ego fluffer printed them out on her portable printer
@@SwiftJustice If that's what happened, I think he has another problem. Paying for an ego-fluffer and then thinking the stuff exclusively selected to fluff your ego has anything to do with reality is kind of crazy.
If you can't get a fair juror anywhere in the world means he is guilty as hell. Lock him up.
That comment makes no sense! ^
Thanks for fighting for us. You bolster our spirits and are very much appreciated!!
They turned the thermostat down to keep your butt awake Sleepy Don! 😂😅