"Cathy get the goat, She's about to shit on the steering wheel!" was definitely the funniest thing I've ever head over the mic McDonalds customers are truly legendary
New plan: if it's slow in a drive through you just compliment the staff. "Man, I hope they're doing alright with this many people in line. They're doing a great job on it though."
I would probably say weird things, understanding that they can hear me. Like complain about how dad went out for a pack of smokes three years ago, and hasn't come back.
Probably one of the dumbest thing I've done at a drive thru (never worked at one) was the one day I decided I want KFC, but I live a good distance away and they don't do deliveries and my parents weren't home, I was about 15. So I decided to ride me bike die that's, and not a motorbike, a bicycle. Now being in the country I am in I couldn't leave my bike outside unattended so I decided lemme try something, I put my speaker on full blast and played my music like I was in a car (I had my Bluetooth speaker strapped to my handlebars) and roll up to the mic. I start talking like I got other people in the car. I said "hey, Lynton, turn the music there Bru" And then I a slightly softer voice and slightly different accent said, "aweh aiight". And ordered my food like I was in a car. I pull up to the window and when the guy sees me he starts laughing and call his co-workers over to see this, I was laughing from the time I left the mic. Like four of them expected like 3 guys in a Citi Golf to pull up to the window. It was super funny.
(I was a driver) Whenever I go to DQ I always get the chicken fingers and some of the queso to dip it in (to me it’s really good). So we pull up to DQ and ask for those things. The lady was like “do you want the cheese to like... dip the strips in?” And were like “yeah haha”. A few weeks later, we go back and order chicken strips and queso again and the SAME LADY was there. She went “oh you guys! You haven’t been here in forever and I was a bit worried!” And then proceeded to say how she tried my combo and that she liked it. Idk it was just really amusing to me. She still works there and remembers us too.
I had a friend who shouted "I love you, have a nice day" as I finished ordering for us and I scolded him really loudly. We sound alike so from the other side it probably sounded like "Ok thank you, I love you have a nice day mICHAeL!" Turns out, the guy at the drive through was also named Michael.
One time me and a friend went to McDonalds and since I knew they could hear you so I decided to have some fun with the drive thru guys and would say things like "We can't just keep him chained up forever." And "The sooner we kill him the better." The look on the guys face when we pulled up was abslutely hilarious.
I remember once working a long shift at a place with drive thru and I went to grab McDonald’s after work and pulled up yelling at the speaker “hi how can I help you” then realizing I’m on the other end now 🤦🏻♀️
So i worked at a popular drive through, and all our front end and kitchen staff had to wear headsets. I was working the dt register and my brother who worked there was taking orders. Hes a little slow and had minor autism, but hes a nice kid and tried to be polite. He also has a disorder that causes him to make squeeking sounds that he cant control. So this bitch comes into my drive through and orders, while all the kitchen staff (who are very protective of my brother) can hear. Shes in a bit of a line as its the closing rush, and the sensor doesnt turn off until the car druves off, so we can hear everything. After she orders 7 large ass meals complete with large drink, large fries, and extras, she starts complaining how she got stuck with "the retart" again. I ask him if shes been through before and aparently she goes through around the same time every night (10 minutes before closing) and harassed him non stop like this. Its been explained that we can all hear her, and she says "oh I know. I hope he hears it." I go bat shit, tell everyone on kitchen to not make the order and wait till she gets to the window. I explain due to her harrasment of an employee she will no longer be welcome at my store, that we took pictures of her drivers licence (legal in my state) and called the cops for harrasment and threatening an employee (she said shed kill him if he touched her food.) She tried to drive off but due to construction she couldnt leave and ended up hitting another car. She got sued by the owner of the car as well as my boss for child endangerment (he was 16-17 at the time this was happening.) And harassment and a bunch of other stuff she had done in the past aparently she was doing it to our other 2 employees who are disabled (a deaf girl and a boy with down syndrome) and even stayed till they left yelling at them.
Good. That thing got what she deserved. Good on you for recognizing the situation for what it was and dealing with it. People's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
I don't know exactly what your brothers case is like, but as someone with minor autism also I can relate. Unfortunately people like that exist, I hope her constant harassment didn't have too much of an effect on your brother.
I have the perfect story for this one actually. Involves high man wearing a big fluffy fur coat in July getting arrested shortly after. I was working drive thru at McDonald's a couple of years ago. This truck pulls up to the intercom, but I cant really hear what he is trying to order over the sound of shrieking in the car. I couldnt see what it was from where I was standing, so I just kind of. Had to put it in the back of my mind and help other customers pulling uo to the window and cross the bridge when I got to it. I forget about the shrieking truck for a minute and, in work mode, without looking first, I open the window and hold my hand out to ask for cash or card. Then I turn to look, and inches away from my hand, there is literally a Makaw sitting on his rearview mirror, rearing up its wings, and shrieking at me. I pulled my hand back the fuck inside and slam the window closed. I now can look into this guys truck and holy fucking shit. This dude. Smelly looking, crusty old guy with a massive fur voat on in the middle of July, had not one, not two, not three, but four. Four fucking exotic birds sitting in his truck with him, including the one on the rearview. He looked high out of his fucking mind (must have needed a snack because all he ordered was a carmel sundae) but like. I called my manager over the headset and told him that I he needed to check this shit out. It was nuts. It gets better though. Not even 5 minutes after this wacko left with his birds, a police officer came through drive thru. I told him about the birds, asking if it was like, illegal or something to be driving around with 4 exotic birds in your truck, let alone the fact the guy was stoned out of his mind. We gave the cop his burger and then like, 15 minutes later, we saw the dude getting arrested across the parking lot. It was surreal.
Guy in the drive thru ordered two cones. When he drove up to the window to get them, I noticed he was shirtless. As I gave the two cones to him, he then shoved the two cones into his nipples and drove off. I walked away from the window and laughed my head off lol. This was at McDonald’s.
@@NutsItsBerserkinTime So the bloke kidnapped someone, drugged them, stripped them naked, got a case of the munchies, and then went to a _public restaurant?_ I don't think so?
True story, while working night shift, some lady drives up to the speaker. Before even a letter came out of my mouth, she says she doesn't feel like waiting and drives to the McDonald's across the road. The McDonald's was closed due to renovations, and we saw her waiting in their drive through for about 20 mins when she finally realized what was going on, and drove back, sped past my window, parked almost on the pathway, walked inside and made a complaint to the cashier that we took too long. He knows what went on as much as I did. Before he could say anything, she yelled out of frustration and stormed out the door, got into her car, and drove away. Our manager was at the counter and watched in awe the entire time. She was arrested 3 hrs later for possession of meth. Good times.
My work doesn't have a speaker system, just a window to take orders at, and that works great for me because I'm mostly deaf and lipread. I was having trouble understanding a customer because he was mumbling, so he had to repeat it twice and was clearly agitated. I put the order in and turned back to see him say "is this bitch stupid?" To his passenger. I was in a bad mood and said "no sir, just hearing impaired. That'll be ___ cash or card." He turned bright red and handed me his card, didn't say another word.
there was a spider in the window when i was about to hand this girl her bag, my manager was talking to me and saw it and all three of us freaked out before i could hand her the bag, all of us were screaming, and my manager tried to flick it away with a napkin or something but it landed in the customer's car. it was chaos.
@The Real Snowy Are you serious right now? So in order to fight someone, you have to be completely fearless about everything in your life? Everyone is afraid of something. And being afraid of something doesn't make you insecure or weak. Like, I'm afraid specifically of spiders, but nothing else. I'm not insecure, and I'm not a "scared" person, and I'm not weak either. I've never backed down when challenged, though I'll admit I've never gotten into a physical fight either. But if someone broke into my home, I absolutely would attack them. I have a knife in my room just in case anyone ever does break in. I'm not afraid to physically fight someone, despite having a fear of spiders. Care to explain that? Because according to you, that is impossible. Also, by your logic, because someone is afraid of an insect, they should also be afraid of literally everything else. How would they be able to walk outside where insects live? Or drive a car? Or fly? I'd love to hear you explain that as well.
I was in the drive thru of a mickey d's, and my mate, who was ordering asked for extra pickles on every thing. The reply? "Even the sundae?" My mate went along with it, and we all got a good laugh
Late night, Its a Group of 5 college-aged guys (we have a little camera to see whose at the com) and after the order: "She sounds hot!", "Yea. . .someone should ask her out", "---name--- you go do it." "Go in and ask her out dude!" "Why me!? I cant talk to girls. You do it." "Okay but How?! I dont even know what she looks like.", "She sounds kinda familiar though. . .", "That doesnt matter, someone has GOT to make a move" *proceeds to argue/plot, pulls up to window about 5 minutes later* Me: "Oh hey guys, whats up! Just so you know, i would date none except two of you and that'll be $48.91 :) " it was a group of my male friends LMAO xD they really didnt know it was me and im just----
I went through a KFC/taco bell drive thru one day, and i ordered a meal that came with a taco. As i pulled up to get my food, the guy at the window asked me if I'd like it soft or hard. I started bursting out laughing and told him 'hard please'. He had this embarrassed look on his face, but he took it well. We both couldn't stop laughing when he handed me my order
I worked at Subway. Got a phone call from the local firefighters saying 200+ firefighters would be going past my store in the next hour. Suggested I get more staff ready for the lunchtime rush. He wasn't joking.
I used to work at a fast food restaurant, and the most annoying thing is when people roll up to the speaker and don't even wait 5 seconds, before yelling "HELLLLOOO" (or some variation on that), which is painfully loud, like it's a fast food restaurant, not an instant food restaurant. Seriously, for the people who do this, stop it. If you're getting impatient, just ask if somebody is working the drive through with a normal volume, unless your goal is to make people deaf.
It's the ones that do that all of 2 seconds after the person's just said "Hi, place your order". TF, they literally just told you, to you, to place your damn order....
@@willard1642 it's especially terrible when you're working the ghost crew night shift and are backlogged to hell... That's when it's the worst, because there's literally no way out of it. (Unless you want them to be pissed at you later for taking so long to prepare their order because of the backlog).
One time my customer’s order came to $6.66 and just before I told her the total, she got rear ended and yelled, “Someone just hit me!!” (luckily there was no damage. i hope the rest of her day was better)
༺NEMO༻ A year ago, I went to a Wendy's at a rest stop with some friends and my order number was 666. Later that day, we were stuck on the Kraken ride in Sea World almost upside down. They all blamed my number. Not fun :') We laugh about it now
Nate Oh god your right actually. A week later I had my horse show and my horse bucked me off and sent me to the hospital. I tore a muscle in my back that day
One time after ordering my food my brother tells a joke and the drive-thru guys starts cracking up we go up to the window and he says that was one funny joke. The joke was "jokes about communism aren't funny ... unless everyone gets them."
my first job was at a KFC/Long John silver's combo restaurant. one saturday during a football game day, i was working the drive thru, when we got an order for $150 worth of chicken. they guy that pulled up to the window was the actual Daniel Lawrence Whitney (Larry The Cable Guy). I did a double take, and asked "wait....are you Larry The Cable Guy...?" he nodded and said "yup, that's me". He even tipped me $20. this sticks out in my mind so much because people don't normally tip in the drive thru and because he's the only celebrity i've ever met in person.
'I don't work at Burjur King' 'I'll just go to em cee Donald's' 'This was while at my drive thru line at Pope-eez' Lol the mispronunciation on this channel is my favourite thing about it 😂
*_I'LL TAKE YOUR ORDER_* *_AND YOUR MONEY TOO_* *_YOU'LL GET YOUR FOOD_* *_BUT I'LL DRIVE YOU THROUGH_* *_SO WHILE YOU'RE WAITING_* *_FOR THE NEXT IN LINE_* *_YOU BETTER SIT_* *_OR YOUR FOOD'S ALL MINE_*
RedToxic 24 Because the tax is different in every county. So in one county a one dollar sandwich can be $1.03 and if you drive for another 10 minutes and order the same sandwich at the same fast food place it could be $1.05
Gamesaucer then they’ll have to redo their whole tax system which is probably a nightmare for big companies. It’s easier to just add the tax percent onto the product
All it takes is changing the actual price tags. Those are physical. No need to redo anything else. Just add the tax to the price the customer sees. They could even just display both prices. It's not that difficult.
My brother’s friend worked at a fast food joint as a teen, and one time he heard the customers talk about throwing the drink back at him and driving off. He gave them an empty cup, and when they instantly flung it at him, he then pulled out the real drink and said, “Have a nice day!” Don’t know if that last part is embellishment, but that is what I heard.
I saw someone order a chicken sandwich without the chicken. She came back in when there was chicken on the sandwich and complained. She just wanted bread with sauce.
I worked at a drive thru once, we had these 4 guys pull up, the first 3 had pretty normal orders, nothing out of the ordinary there, then the fourth guy places his order, this is, and I quote, exactly what he said: "I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda"
I once saw a Huge vine diesel looking guy drive through with three kids losing their shit in the back of the minivan and he had a blow pop he was eating and Taylor swift blasting that he turned down as he pulled up to the window. I swear it was a scene from the pacifier.
While working at McDonald's they sent me outside to take orders on the tablet since we were super busy and after taking care of a lady and walking away I heard the Male passenger say "Baby stoke it faster!" And then I heard a moan. I never walked away faster in my life.
It's always McDonalds. When I worked at McDonalds we had the camera capture system and it took a picture while the girl was giving the dude a bj. Everyone went over to look at the picture and laughed
I had a love-hate relationship with my old drive-thru job. On the one hand, I got to be really good at it, and I could run it all by myself if I needed to (and often did, sometimes for full 6-hour shifts with no break). On the other hand, it drove me (ahah) absolutely insane. I took the speed at which the line was progressing personally, and if people ordered custard (I worked at a place called Culver's that sold quality fast food and custard), which I had to make, it would slow down the line if I was running it on my own. This all developed into me talking at the speed of light. I would take the order mostly normally unless I was really stressed, but our drive didn't have a screen to show you what items we ordered for you, so I had to read each order back. And that is where my speed-of-light voice came in; I was often confident that I had ordered everything correctly, so reading it back was just a matter of doing what I was supposed to do. I can't tell you the number of times that I've heard "holy cow she talks so fast," or something similar after I read back a customer's order, lol. A lot of people said I should be an auctioneer or rapper and seemed awed, and there were a few elderly people who got annoyed. The majority of people just completely ignored it though XD Also, side note: drive-thru is a game of multitasking. For the times I had to run the drive thru solo, I was responsible for taking orders, collecting money, handing out drinks/custard/food/numbers, filling drinks, and making custard- pretty much all at once if it was busy. So, I'd often start an order, open the window to collect money, count out money and enter in the order at the same time (the two screens were side-by-side), get out the change and put in drinks as they were ordered, give back change, and start handing out drinks all while trying to make sure I caught everything that the customer was saying. There were also times where I'd have to make custard and would be taking the order while going to the back of the store (probably at least 10 paces from the drive register), where the toppings were kept. Often the entire order would be taken while I was making the custard with little chance to enter it into the register, so it was all stored in my head. But, if I got too preoccupied with the custard or if a coworker tried to say something to me, everything the customer had said would just be completely forgotten. There were several embarrassing times when I had to ask the customer to repeat everything they ordered. In short, please respect fast food employees. You're not the only one they're serving and most of the time they're doing the best they can. There's a whole lot more I could say, including a story about this lady who took a full 10 or so minutes to order because she kept repeating herself and saying how much she loved us compared to another location that was about 40 minutes away, which was really, really funny- and she came back a week or so later and did the same thing. Man, drive was a fun time. That being said there were times that I'd come home and just start crying during dinner in front of my parents for no reason other than that I had been so stressed. (I worked the day shift because I was homeschooled, which is yet another can of beans). Maybe I should just write a drive thru memoir instead of a TH-cam comment, lol.
Ahahaha, I actually tried to order this in 2016 at the actual counter but I couldnt bring myself to say it out loud so i was explaining what i wanted and the lady said they couldnt make it so i just ordered a double cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich and went to my table and made my Frankenstein's monster of a sandwich and then proceeded to feel like a complete slob xD
Oh also. If theres 6 off you in the car. Can only the driver speak. As much as I love feeling like I have voices in my head. I have literally no idea what you're saying and therefore your order(s) will be wrong Just another psa
i was ordering a drink from the starbucks drive thru near closing, and the lady gave us the drink free of charge cause she just wanted to go home. it was nice. thanks starbucks lady
@@Redd_Nebula The one I can think of at the moment, I was taking the money of a car in drive thru, and someone ran into them from behind. The drivers seemed slightly shaken, but they were alright. I didn't realize what happened until another employee stated the obvious, and they went out to check. Thankfully, nobody was hurt, and damage was minimal.
At my old job, I had a customer asked if we had any vegan menu-- so of course McD didn't have it. Then he replied with: "That's ok, I'll just get your 10-piece chicken nuggets-- cause it's not real chicken." So I proceeded with the order (asking for which sauce and other stuff). My manager, with the headset on, was listening and ranted, "Okay, as a vegan, those are not true vegans. Probably just those who follows the hype." The funny thing is: my mic is still ON. My manager was right next to me and the customer was quiet for 3 seconds and asked for a sweet tea then pulled forward 😂
Idk if they thought i couldnt hear them but they said something like “dammmmmn” in the tone of “damnnn daniel” and i said into the speaker back “dammmn daniel” and we all laughed. I wish i could remember more stories but i think my brain has suppressed them all for my own safety xD
I'm always confused by retail stories that end with "i'll never forget it. I spent 3 years in retail, have some extremely wild stories, and I don't remember most of them.
Jason Porter i know in the moment i was like I GOTTA WRITE THIS DOWN but never did. A few i can remember but others were just people being idiots so i blocked it out haha
Former Domino's Manager/CSR here. Had a couple having sex in their driver set while trying to order pizza. Got pissed because we wouldnt serve them. Tried to park in the parking lot and our GM chased them away by saying we were gonna call the cops. It was funny but the closing crew couldn't think straight without laughing all night.
@@johnnyd655 Idk what hole you crawled out of bud but some of us actually dont wanna see that shit, especially at work, when you have better shit to do
I thought the mic turns on when a car pulls up and turns off with a button or something, IDK. I never really thought about it but I didn’t know they can hear everything before and after.
@@vaiosony2 At Wendy's when the car pulls up we hear a ding, and we will hear everything that's going on outside until you pull away from the microphone. Idk about other places but I think it's all the same. The workers however can turn our headsets on and off as we please, we even have our own channel/lane where only we can hear ourselves talking to each other but customers can't. It's pretty chill👌
@subscribe or you gay • 19 years ago **pulls out scalpel and hisses** How dare you speak to me that way, mortal. You really don't know who you're dealing with, do you?
@@oddcrafter1270 Examples? I'd usually just doodle little hearts and flowers and stuff. Sometimes I'd give our mascot missing teeth or a unibrow or boogers hanging out of her nose lmao.
Had a customer give me some extra money for the Ronald McDonald charity but the way she said it had me dying. She said to put in Ronald, that’s it. Me with my dirty mind almost burst out laughing
I had a car full of people pull up, seriously about 8 or so folks in a 5 seater car. Their order sounded a little slurred, but whatever. The fun started when they pulled up to my cash register window, and the smell of alcohol, drugs, and student aftershave hits like a force 5 hurricane. Quickly take their money and hurry them along to the second room before the gas levels approach that of a WW1 trench. I turn to my coworker and tell him "if the police catch these they're sooo fucked." Then, I turn back to my window. "Oh hello there officer." 2 police officers in a civilian patrol car take a great deal of interest in the smell and ask if we can point them to the place the car ahead of them was parking. In our BK the restaurant is a floor above the drive thru so my manager stands by the window and we get a commentary on the events as they proceed from there on. In what I can only describe as a football commentator voice, we hear him go: "AAAAND we have a runner! He's made it a quarter of the way across the parking lot, halfway now look at him go! Three quarters aaaand two are on top of him right now, that's an arrest." We were laughing about this for the rest of the night.
Last week at the drive thru my boyfriend sees new donut sticks at Mcdonalds. So as he proceeds to yell DONUT STICKS ?? the girl says can i take..... i still haven't let him forget it lol
Yeah, I find them very good. Would be even better if they served them with cream cheese icing, as they get cinnamon sugar added to them. They don't serve them past breakfast, though. (Which ends at 10:30)
I'll have a triple double bossy deluxe, on a raft 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, burn it, make it cry and let it SCHWIM.
A TH-camr I watch (Yammy) was doing a drive thru challenge, where she says “I’d like whatever the person in front of me ordered.” For dinner, she went to kfc, and the only thing the person ordered was a small thing of gravy 😂
I had a friend who once shouted how he wanted to get laid into a McDonalds drive through and the person on the other side of the speaker said: "Sounds like a personal problem."
I was working at the window at mcdicks and a guy came through impersonating Foghorn Leghorn. He gets to the window and has a Hotline Miami chicken mask on, keeping the Foghorn talk on. It was great.
I'm British. I live in a rough area and have had comments about me being from another country/sounding 'posh' before. Usually not with an insult. But like how do you come back from that?
Today at work : "yeah hi, can you tell me the soup of the day?" in a drive thru. At McDonald's. (he was disappointed that we had no soup, but ordered a hamburger afterwards) Another time someone came through with a coffin in the back of their truck. Still another time an old lady tried to tip me.. with a bag of beef jerky.
@@matkocmilansky5397 let me put it this way, while not at all my thing, I consider that example completely tame and there is stuff that makes me nope the fuck out that isn't even the most extreme stuff out there. When rule 34 says "If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions." it means _"NO_ exceptions!" If you thing foodplay like that is wierd you are not ready.
I didn't know who Tiffany was, but I did hear mom talking on a cell phone about her third abortion. When the car pulled up, there was a rosary hanging from rear view mirror and other jesus stuff in the car.
Weirdest drive-thru experience: I was working at Freddy’s and while taking an order, I had an interesting conversation with some guy who insisted that I sang in the church choir. Said he could “recognize my voice” even though I was just speaking and the look of shock that I really wasn’t this girl when he pulled up to the window just made the whole thing weirder. Told you: I’m not her
So I have two stories here. First one: My first week working at warrens in August 2017, I was done being trained on front line dine-in and so they switched to focusing on drive thru training and I was nervous to do my first time and I did it so perfectly, however the lady I took the order of overheard what I said afterward because I thought I had muted my mic. I was talking to my co-workers about how well I did and the lady applauded me. Then at the window she told me I did great for my first time and I was like "Woah, thank you" Then another time, it was a really busy night and one of my co-workers was helping do drive thru and he took on the next person and greeted them with "Hello, thank you for choosing Wendy's, oh shit-" He realized halfway through that he works at Warrens now not Wendy's. We made fun of him for about two weeks and another co-worker made a meme in photoshop by taking the wendy's logo and putting my co-worker's face over it with what he said quoted over it. What we're supposed to greet with is this "Hello thank you for choosing warren's, go ahead and order whenever you're ready" It was a great night. Warrens is a Utah restaurant but its got some amazing food. I say that as a customer not as an employee since I've eaten there even before I started working there at my local one. The fries and burgers are to die for.
I was working drive thru one time and long story short it was two cars road raging and the guy in the window yelled “Really bro, you’re gonna pull out your gun on me!?” And all you heard was his girl saying “babe just drive away babe just drive away”. Cops came and my boss was nosy (and kinda ghetto) so he went outside to overhear the interaction and the guy with the gun was in handcuffs. since my boss was there they questioned him about what happened
>"we can hear everything you say the minute you pull up" JUST A SHAME WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND A GODDAMN WORD YOU SAY TO US. Also, these people seem to have perfect hearing unless you're ordering your food. Then good luck having to correct your order three times...
@@boofinboofers9389 not really relevant since I'm talking about the customer-side of the experience - and that experience usually involves "I can't understand what they're saying" and "those bastards gyped me out of an order of fries!" Guess you've never dealt with the drive-thru as a CUSTOMER, huh? :^)
@@arandompasserby7940 man it sucks on both ends. I had so much trouble understanding the customer and I'm very quiet so they could never understand me. Thankfully they have mobile ordering now :)
One time while I was ordering from Del Taco late at night some guy behind my car just walks up to the drive thru with at low platform shopping cart (they kind you use to move big items like mattresses) he walks up and says, "Hi, I'd like a hundred chicken tacos." I look out my window and asked him, "Are you sure that would be enough?"
Once my mom and dad was ordering McDonald's from the drive thru and they straight up said Mom:Why do they look so depressed Dad:they get paid to be sad.
Haha well ive been to a lot of drive thrus. Pretty stoned as well. And im kinda just remembering and realizing why they were always laughing when we pulled up to the window😅😂 always had sone pretty dumb convos at drive thrus
Nothing I overheard but I worked as a cashier at McDonald’s for a few years and I got the opportunity to move to a location closer to my house that was opening and on the first day these people came through drive thru high as hell and told me they had coupons and starting ordering Hardee’s food when they came to my window to pay I had to explain to them they were at McDonald’s and one said “what the hell I though we were at Hardee’s” 😣
Omg how many times have the lovely drive thru workers heard me like, make really weird sounds to entertain my self. Or like, talking to my car. They must all think I’m absolutely bonkers! •-• Side note, if y’all really can hear us when we are done ordering, imma ask nice questions or compliment y’all, “oh man today is such a nice day, I hope y’all have a great day too.” Or “man I love your voice.” “Hey thanks for working here, idk how to even cook lasagna.”
One time my dad and I got backed up at the speaker system and the person kept asking "may I take your order" and we were like "it's still us" and then she'd laugh and ask again minutes later
I was working at MacDonald’s and took an order of 12 drinks from a group of 5-6 teens overheard them talking about how they were gonna throw the drinks back at us once they got them and so did the people that had mics so just as I handed them their drinks I instantly closed the window just in time when 2 of the drinks hit the window and the drinks spilled all over the driver That incident is one I will never forget
"Cathy get the goat, She's about to shit on the steering wheel!" was definitely the funniest thing I've ever head over the mic
McDonalds customers are truly legendary
THE GOAT
Not the goat!!!
That Roxy is adorable sobs
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@@obliviousotterI Sweden (:
I didn’t know they could hear me....
*flashbacks to moments when I did embarrassing things at the drive through*
*pats* I feel you
me talking to my mom as a kid
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The video didn't even make me laugh, yet this comment did.
New plan: if it's slow in a drive through you just compliment the staff. "Man, I hope they're doing alright with this many people in line. They're doing a great job on it though."
❤️
we would actually really love if people did this tbh
I would probably say weird things, understanding that they can hear me. Like complain about how dad went out for a pack of smokes three years ago, and hasn't come back.
Hero.
Probably the best way to get your order freshly made and a bit extra to boot.
Probably one of the dumbest thing I've done at a drive thru (never worked at one) was the one day I decided I want KFC, but I live a good distance away and they don't do deliveries and my parents weren't home, I was about 15. So I decided to ride me bike die that's, and not a motorbike, a bicycle. Now being in the country I am in I couldn't leave my bike outside unattended so I decided lemme try something, I put my speaker on full blast and played my music like I was in a car (I had my Bluetooth speaker strapped to my handlebars) and roll up to the mic. I start talking like I got other people in the car. I said "hey, Lynton, turn the music there Bru"
And then I a slightly softer voice and slightly different accent said, "aweh aiight". And ordered my food like I was in a car. I pull up to the window and when the guy sees me he starts laughing and call his co-workers over to see this, I was laughing from the time I left the mic. Like four of them expected like 3 guys in a Citi Golf to pull up to the window. It was super funny.
KT LB South Africa?
KT LB LMAO
I shit you not I might have been there because I think I remember something similar happen one day when I used to work there
AHH HAHAHHA OMG
Legend
(I was a driver)
Whenever I go to DQ I always get the chicken fingers and some of the queso to dip it in (to me it’s really good). So we pull up to DQ and ask for those things. The lady was like “do you want the cheese to like... dip the strips in?” And were like “yeah haha”.
A few weeks later, we go back and order chicken strips and queso again and the SAME LADY was there. She went “oh you guys! You haven’t been here in forever and I was a bit worried!” And then proceeded to say how she tried my combo and that she liked it.
Idk it was just really amusing to me. She still works there and remembers us too.
Reena Eve well i mean chicken and cheese is a really great combo lol can’t be weird
@Robloxgamer321 true dat, I'ma try it next time
Reena Eve I work at a DQ and a lot of people have been getting this lately!
Sounds like she's awesome
Rina Egg great
I had a friend who shouted "I love you, have a nice day" as I finished ordering for us and I scolded him really loudly. We sound alike so from the other side it probably sounded like
"Ok thank you, I love you have a nice day mICHAeL!"
Turns out, the guy at the drive through was also named Michael.
IM SHUUK
OMG IM CHOKING
r/thathappened
*MiCHael*
I just laughed so much
I'm convinced I was the one singing "Party in the USA" at a Wendy's. In fact, I'm almost positive.
Mike Bircher what a legend
LEGEND
I fuckjng love this
Leg end
Le gene
"Chicken pewsy sandwich" lmao. Sometimes the text-to-speech is the unsung MVP of these videos.
It's hilarious pronounciation ikr
@@rishabseshadri3691 Eat off them while they had ex.
Popeyes = Pope-ys had me dyin
Berjer king
Popeys had me dead XD (pope-ees)
One time me and a friend went to McDonalds and since I knew they could hear you so I decided to have some fun with the drive thru guys and would say things like "We can't just keep him chained up forever." And "The sooner we kill him the better."
The look on the guys face when we pulled up was abslutely hilarious.
Thanks for the inspiration OwO
@@sweet_milis No problem😄
did you say you were joking or did they know lol
@@duckxrec I mean, I assumed they knew but we didn't say anything
@@BossCrazyRoss ok lol
I remember once working a long shift at a place with drive thru and I went to grab McDonald’s after work and pulled up yelling at the speaker “hi how can I help you” then realizing I’m on the other end now 🤦🏻♀️
Lmao, that sounds like something that I’d do
‘ hey that’s my line’
I work retail on the register. Cannot tell you how many times I've done that in other stores. Thankfully, I don't get embarrassed easily
I occasionally say, "hi, are you dining in?" when taking orders in the drive thru lol
The amount of times I’ve said “thank you for calling (company name)” when I was the one calling the customer 🤦♀️
"...and we were all SUWUWUWEPPER high"
sOWOWOWOper
@@The_OPN Sqwqwqeqper
Suuuouuuu *uwu* uuwwuwuwuper high
susususupper haigh
Drive thruss
So i worked at a popular drive through, and all our front end and kitchen staff had to wear headsets. I was working the dt register and my brother who worked there was taking orders. Hes a little slow and had minor autism, but hes a nice kid and tried to be polite. He also has a disorder that causes him to make squeeking sounds that he cant control. So this bitch comes into my drive through and orders, while all the kitchen staff (who are very protective of my brother) can hear. Shes in a bit of a line as its the closing rush, and the sensor doesnt turn off until the car druves off, so we can hear everything. After she orders 7 large ass meals complete with large drink, large fries, and extras, she starts complaining how she got stuck with "the retart" again. I ask him if shes been through before and aparently she goes through around the same time every night (10 minutes before closing) and harassed him non stop like this. Its been explained that we can all hear her, and she says "oh I know. I hope he hears it." I go bat shit, tell everyone on kitchen to not make the order and wait till she gets to the window. I explain due to her harrasment of an employee she will no longer be welcome at my store, that we took pictures of her drivers licence (legal in my state) and called the cops for harrasment and threatening an employee (she said shed kill him if he touched her food.) She tried to drive off but due to construction she couldnt leave and ended up hitting another car. She got sued by the owner of the car as well as my boss for child endangerment (he was 16-17 at the time this was happening.) And harassment and a bunch of other stuff she had done in the past aparently she was doing it to our other 2 employees who are disabled (a deaf girl and a boy with down syndrome) and even stayed till they left yelling at them.
Good. That thing got what she deserved. Good on you for recognizing the situation for what it was and dealing with it. People's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
That woman is pathetic. Who the hell does that?
r/thathappened
I don't know exactly what your brothers case is like, but as someone with minor autism also I can relate. Unfortunately people like that exist, I hope her constant harassment didn't have too much of an effect on your brother.
@@m4rv3lla69 Hey, that can totally happen. Many entitled people out there who believe they are better than anyone.
I have the perfect story for this one actually. Involves high man wearing a big fluffy fur coat in July getting arrested shortly after.
I was working drive thru at McDonald's a couple of years ago. This truck pulls up to the intercom, but I cant really hear what he is trying to order over the sound of shrieking in the car. I couldnt see what it was from where I was standing, so I just kind of. Had to put it in the back of my mind and help other customers pulling uo to the window and cross the bridge when I got to it.
I forget about the shrieking truck for a minute and, in work mode, without looking first, I open the window and hold my hand out to ask for cash or card.
Then I turn to look, and inches away from my hand, there is literally a Makaw sitting on his rearview mirror, rearing up its wings, and shrieking at me.
I pulled my hand back the fuck inside and slam the window closed. I now can look into this guys truck and holy fucking shit.
This dude. Smelly looking, crusty old guy with a massive fur voat on in the middle of July, had not one, not two, not three, but four. Four fucking exotic birds sitting in his truck with him, including the one on the rearview. He looked high out of his fucking mind (must have needed a snack because all he ordered was a carmel sundae) but like. I called my manager over the headset and told him that I he needed to check this shit out. It was nuts.
It gets better though.
Not even 5 minutes after this wacko left with his birds, a police officer came through drive thru. I told him about the birds, asking if it was like, illegal or something to be driving around with 4 exotic birds in your truck, let alone the fact the guy was stoned out of his mind.
We gave the cop his burger and then like, 15 minutes later, we saw the dude getting arrested across the parking lot.
It was surreal.
why is this a thing
Omg i literally laughed way too hard at this really late at night. I literally DIED XD
'-'
Guy in the drive thru ordered two cones. When he drove up to the window to get them, I noticed he was shirtless. As I gave the two cones to him, he then shoved the two cones into his nipples and drove off. I walked away from the window and laughed my head off lol.
This was at McDonald’s.
One word: meth
when you say cones, do you mean he shoved the pointy ends right into his nipples?
r/thathappened, McDonald's ice cream machine working? Total lies.. XD
aaa aaa pointed ends first, then the whole thing lol
Bruh, that's literally a fucking video on TH-cam.
Man the second one is just kind of sad. The masculine dude clearly just practiced his Falsetto, that's no small feat.
I think it's more incredulous laughter
You don’t know if it was his chest voice lmao
How is it sad? He has an awesome voice
seriouslyyy tho XDDDDD
That guy with the girl under the blanket seemed sketchy
Ikr pretty sure she could've been drugged
maria khan or teens having car sex
julie martinez I think they meant sex trafficking
@@ObiWanKenobi hello there
@@NutsItsBerserkinTime
So the bloke kidnapped someone, drugged them, stripped them naked, got a case of the munchies, and then went to a _public restaurant?_
I don't think so?
True story,
while working night shift, some lady drives up to the speaker. Before even a letter came out of my mouth, she says she doesn't feel like waiting and drives to the McDonald's across the road. The McDonald's was closed due to renovations, and we saw her waiting in their drive through for about 20 mins when she finally realized what was going on, and drove back, sped past my window, parked almost on the pathway, walked inside and made a complaint to the cashier that we took too long. He knows what went on as much as I did. Before he could say anything, she yelled out of frustration and stormed out the door, got into her car, and drove away. Our manager was at the counter and watched in awe the entire time. She was arrested 3 hrs later for possession of meth. Good times.
w h a t
R/entitledcustomers
Wait w h a t? Meth??
w h a t
r/thathappened
So the workers can _hear_ the customers in their vehicles?
Good to _know_ ; I'll have to keep that in mind, thank you.
ScarySara93 only if the windows open, yeah
@@bellacasey3169
Well apparently; it sounds like they can hear when the window is _closed_ as well, on their _head phones_ it seems. :)
@@scarysara9364 if the car window is open not the drive thru
ScarySara93 you really like italics
Yeah I know that _now_ . :)
My work doesn't have a speaker system, just a window to take orders at, and that works great for me because I'm mostly deaf and lipread. I was having trouble understanding a customer because he was mumbling, so he had to repeat it twice and was clearly agitated. I put the order in and turned back to see him say "is this bitch stupid?" To his passenger.
I was in a bad mood and said "no sir, just hearing impaired. That'll be ___ cash or card."
He turned bright red and handed me his card, didn't say another word.
"John, if you don't get Timmy what he wants I'm divorcing you and taking the kids"
"Karen, it's a fucking Big Mac."
you comment on every video on this channel dude, are you okay
edit: nvm it’s just self-promo for your channel
Take the L
"WHO ARE YOU? I DON'T HAVE CHILDREN!"
r/Entitledparents
"John, I want a divorce"
"A divorce? *HAHAHAHAHAHA*"
there was a spider in the window when i was about to hand this girl her bag, my manager was talking to me and saw it and all three of us freaked out before i could hand her the bag, all of us were screaming, and my manager tried to flick it away with a napkin or something but it landed in the customer's car. it was chaos.
@The Real Snowy I've seen guys do the same.
@The Real Snowy Not true. Having a phobia of something does not equate to not being able to kill someone if you wished.
@The Real Snowy Jokes on you, spiders are arachnids not insects
@The Real Snowy Are you serious right now? So in order to fight someone, you have to be completely fearless about everything in your life? Everyone is afraid of something. And being afraid of something doesn't make you insecure or weak. Like, I'm afraid specifically of spiders, but nothing else. I'm not insecure, and I'm not a "scared" person, and I'm not weak either. I've never backed down when challenged, though I'll admit I've never gotten into a physical fight either. But if someone broke into my home, I absolutely would attack them. I have a knife in my room just in case anyone ever does break in. I'm not afraid to physically fight someone, despite having a fear of spiders. Care to explain that? Because according to you, that is impossible.
Also, by your logic, because someone is afraid of an insect, they should also be afraid of literally everything else. How would they be able to walk outside where insects live? Or drive a car? Or fly? I'd love to hear you explain that as well.
@@Camazotz-kz9wr don't take it that serious & personal...
I was in the drive thru of a mickey d's, and my mate, who was ordering asked for extra pickles on every thing. The reply? "Even the sundae?" My mate went along with it, and we all got a good laugh
Late night, Its a Group of 5 college-aged guys (we have a little camera to see whose at the com) and after the order:
"She sounds hot!", "Yea. . .someone should ask her out", "---name--- you go do it." "Go in and ask her out dude!" "Why me!? I cant talk to girls. You do it."
"Okay but How?! I dont even know what she looks like.", "She sounds kinda familiar though. . .", "That doesnt matter, someone has GOT to make a move"
*proceeds to argue/plot, pulls up to window about 5 minutes later*
Me: "Oh hey guys, whats up! Just so you know, i would date none except two of you and that'll be $48.91 :) "
it was a group of my male friends LMAO xD they really didnt know it was me and im just----
OrangePingu lol
They can still hear you??? Omg there are like a million drive thru workers that hate my stepdad with a passion
Lolll
The Coven System lolll
I went through a KFC/taco bell drive thru one day, and i ordered a meal that came with a taco. As i pulled up to get my food, the guy at the window asked me if I'd like it soft or hard. I started bursting out laughing and told him 'hard please'. He had this embarrassed look on his face, but he took it well. We both couldn't stop laughing when he handed me my order
Which is possible (and is the case where I live) because YUM! owns both franchises.
I had a similar experience with the 'hard or soft' question except everyone including the speaker guy started laughing.
@The Real Snowy D'you not know that song by Das Racist?
@The Real Snowy It has been about a decade since "Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell" was on the radio, I guess
Spooky, two people had a story about a KFC/Taco Bell. And that's not a combination I've ever seen.
Imagine if u were a McDonald's worker and Mr Beast ordered 100 million big macs
Had someone order $1000 in nuggets. We thought he was joking until he actually paid for them.
Or he just tipped you 100 million $.
@@unknownwarrior5672, more like $100 billion
@@thomasturner6980 400 million, assuming a single big mac is 4 dollars
I worked at Subway.
Got a phone call from the local firefighters saying 200+ firefighters would be going past my store in the next hour. Suggested I get more staff ready for the lunchtime rush.
He wasn't joking.
I used to work at a fast food restaurant, and the most annoying thing is when people roll up to the speaker and don't even wait 5 seconds, before yelling "HELLLLOOO" (or some variation on that), which is painfully loud, like it's a fast food restaurant, not an instant food restaurant. Seriously, for the people who do this, stop it. If you're getting impatient, just ask if somebody is working the drive through with a normal volume, unless your goal is to make people deaf.
my goal is to make people d e a f
It's the ones that do that all of 2 seconds after the person's just said "Hi, place your order". TF, they literally just told you, to you, to place your damn order....
I feel this on a personal level. When this happens I make them wait longer. No reason to scream HELLO after being at the speaker for 2 seconds
@@willard1642 it's especially terrible when you're working the ghost crew night shift and are backlogged to hell... That's when it's the worst, because there's literally no way out of it. (Unless you want them to be pissed at you later for taking so long to prepare their order because of the backlog).
My dad did that all the time. It was embarrassing.
One time my customer’s order came to $6.66 and just before I told her the total, she got rear ended and yelled, “Someone just hit me!!”
(luckily there was no damage. i hope the rest of her day was better)
༺NEMO༻
A year ago, I went to a Wendy's at a rest stop with some friends and my order number was 666. Later that day, we were stuck on the Kraken ride in Sea World almost upside down. They all blamed my number. Not fun :') We laugh about it now
Carmen Shyre at McDonalds my order number was 666 but nothing happened 😕
Nate Oh god your right actually. A week later I had my horse show and my horse bucked me off and sent me to the hospital. I tore a muscle in my back that day
Me "Hi how may i help you"
Woman "Can I get your number" (long pause)
is she allowed to do that? is this really happening?
Woman "four combo"
She's savage XD
Haha wow, just wow!
One time after ordering my food my brother tells a joke and the drive-thru guys starts cracking up we go up to the window and he says that was one funny joke. The joke was "jokes about communism aren't funny ... unless everyone gets them."
Jacob Churchward Truered11 Torchic oh my god
@Ace Saylor that's a good one.
I said a joke while at the voice thing and the guy laughed that's how I found out they can hear everything
my first job was at a KFC/Long John silver's combo restaurant. one saturday during a football game day, i was working the drive thru, when we got an order for $150 worth of chicken. they guy that pulled up to the window was the actual Daniel Lawrence Whitney (Larry The Cable Guy). I did a double take, and asked "wait....are you Larry The Cable Guy...?" he nodded and said "yup, that's me". He even tipped me $20. this sticks out in my mind so much because people don't normally tip in the drive thru and because he's the only celebrity i've ever met in person.
20 dollar tip? hell yeah man
The only celebrity you need to meet
Omg that’s honestly so cool
Who else is glad that DAve is ok?
I'm reserving judgement. What if Dave had it coming?
'I don't work at Burjur King'
'I'll just go to em cee Donald's'
'This was while at my drive thru line at Pope-eez'
Lol the mispronunciation on this channel is my favourite thing about it 😂
Cow workers lol
@@crystalgl0w I worked with people who moo-ve like a cow. It's an udder disaster. (Sorry; I had to milk it for all it's worth.)
@@port566 Lol I hate you
@@megadouche Why do you hate me? That's just bull! :-)
port566 lol
Question: To Drive Thru Employees
Answers: From Drive Thru Customers
I'd never wanna work somewhere where people were gonna be driving through me
Dagan Ward good idea
@@bottlerocket2528 I didn't know you watched BrainyDude
*_I'LL TAKE YOUR ORDER_*
*_AND YOUR MONEY TOO_*
*_YOU'LL GET YOUR FOOD_*
*_BUT I'LL DRIVE YOU THROUGH_*
*_SO WHILE YOU'RE WAITING_*
*_FOR THE NEXT IN LINE_*
*_YOU BETTER SIT_*
*_OR YOUR FOOD'S ALL MINE_*
I made your likes 1K im so happy for both of us
@@b4alpha384 thanks
"Do your $1 sandwiches have tax"... Ah, only in America would you hear a question like that.
RedToxic 24 Blows my mind too, and I live here.
RedToxic 24 Because the tax is different in every county. So in one county a one dollar sandwich can be $1.03 and if you drive for another 10 minutes and order the same sandwich at the same fast food place it could be $1.05
@@stepjuan. That's no excuse. Just print different price tags like they do everywhere else prices vary.
Gamesaucer then they’ll have to redo their whole tax system which is probably a nightmare for big companies. It’s easier to just add the tax percent onto the product
All it takes is changing the actual price tags. Those are physical. No need to redo anything else. Just add the tax to the price the customer sees. They could even just display both prices. It's not that difficult.
My brother’s friend worked at a fast food joint as a teen, and one time he heard the customers talk about throwing the drink back at him and driving off. He gave them an empty cup, and when they instantly flung it at him, he then pulled out the real drink and said, “Have a nice day!” Don’t know if that last part is embellishment, but that is what I heard.
literally how can you accept an empty cup and proceed to fling it when it weights basically nothing
They weren't too bright I guess.
how rude of people
Entraya Crosshill not that far fetched honestly
short but weird: i overheard a customer order "a bacon cheeseburger without bacon."
i still have no idea why...
My friend ordered a double cheeseburger without cheese😂😂
Sometimes the bacon cheeseburger is cheaper than a regular. As for the double cheese I have no idea.
I saw someone order a chicken sandwich without the chicken. She came back in when there was chicken on the sandwich and complained. She just wanted bread with sauce.
And that's why I roll up my window after ordering. 😀
I worked at a drive thru once, we had these 4 guys pull up, the first 3 had pretty normal orders, nothing out of the ordinary there, then the fourth guy places his order, this is, and I quote, exactly what he said:
"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda"
was that a large DIET soda, by any chance???
@@mariemarie7829
r/whooosh
Lecro Marco how was that wooosh?
@@divinrth5187 big smokes order Gta SA
Lecro Marco yeah, I know it, point being? wooosh is when someone interprets sarcasm or a joke seriously.
I once saw a Huge vine diesel looking guy drive through with three kids losing their shit in the back of the minivan and he had a blow pop he was eating and Taylor swift blasting that he turned down as he pulled up to the window. I swear it was a scene from the pacifier.
While working at McDonald's they sent me outside to take orders on the tablet since we were super busy and after taking care of a lady and walking away I heard the Male passenger say "Baby stoke it faster!" And then I heard a moan. I never walked away faster in my life.
XD
It's always McDonalds. When I worked at McDonalds we had the camera capture system and it took a picture while the girl was giving the dude a bj. Everyone went over to look at the picture and laughed
@@ww6372 You're right why is it always McDonald's???
@@maysummers13 cheap food + minimum wage employees = low standards and low level clientele
I work in a drive thru once said “HOLY SHIT ITS A CAT!” didn’t realize my mic was on and proceeded to thank god my general manager wasn’t there.
I had a love-hate relationship with my old drive-thru job. On the one hand, I got to be really good at it, and I could run it all by myself if I needed to (and often did, sometimes for full 6-hour shifts with no break). On the other hand, it drove me (ahah) absolutely insane. I took the speed at which the line was progressing personally, and if people ordered custard (I worked at a place called Culver's that sold quality fast food and custard), which I had to make, it would slow down the line if I was running it on my own. This all developed into me talking at the speed of light. I would take the order mostly normally unless I was really stressed, but our drive didn't have a screen to show you what items we ordered for you, so I had to read each order back. And that is where my speed-of-light voice came in; I was often confident that I had ordered everything correctly, so reading it back was just a matter of doing what I was supposed to do. I can't tell you the number of times that I've heard "holy cow she talks so fast," or something similar after I read back a customer's order, lol. A lot of people said I should be an auctioneer or rapper and seemed awed, and there were a few elderly people who got annoyed. The majority of people just completely ignored it though XD
Also, side note: drive-thru is a game of multitasking. For the times I had to run the drive thru solo, I was responsible for taking orders, collecting money, handing out drinks/custard/food/numbers, filling drinks, and making custard- pretty much all at once if it was busy. So, I'd often start an order, open the window to collect money, count out money and enter in the order at the same time (the two screens were side-by-side), get out the change and put in drinks as they were ordered, give back change, and start handing out drinks all while trying to make sure I caught everything that the customer was saying. There were also times where I'd have to make custard and would be taking the order while going to the back of the store (probably at least 10 paces from the drive register), where the toppings were kept. Often the entire order would be taken while I was making the custard with little chance to enter it into the register, so it was all stored in my head. But, if I got too preoccupied with the custard or if a coworker tried to say something to me, everything the customer had said would just be completely forgotten. There were several embarrassing times when I had to ask the customer to repeat everything they ordered.
In short, please respect fast food employees. You're not the only one they're serving and most of the time they're doing the best they can. There's a whole lot more I could say, including a story about this lady who took a full 10 or so minutes to order because she kept repeating herself and saying how much she loved us compared to another location that was about 40 minutes away, which was really, really funny- and she came back a week or so later and did the same thing. Man, drive was a fun time. That being said there were times that I'd come home and just start crying during dinner in front of my parents for no reason other than that I had been so stressed. (I worked the day shift because I was homeschooled, which is yet another can of beans). Maybe I should just write a drive thru memoir instead of a TH-cam comment, lol.
The funniest thing about this video is the whacked computer voice doesn't know how to pronounce sh*+. I.e., burger=burjur, Popeyes=pope-eez
Taco= tay coe
cowoker = cow worker
There's a difference between can't pronounce, and intentionally removed characters to 'mute' out bad words.
And a chicken "puss"-ee sandwich 😂
"And called 9... 1... 1..."
Burjer King and Popey's are my favrit...
Spelling
edit: the voice needs to work on the spelling
i like mdcinelds
Wondies
“Can I get a McGangBang” the summer of 2018.
God I hated that. And the managers who would overreact and tell them to take their "gang profanity" elsewhere.
Ahahaha, I actually tried to order this in 2016 at the actual counter but I couldnt bring myself to say it out loud so i was explaining what i wanted and the lady said they couldnt make it so i just ordered a double cheeseburger and a chicken sandwich and went to my table and made my Frankenstein's monster of a sandwich and then proceeded to feel like a complete slob xD
William White I laughed it off and when I said their order back I added “...and one bad joke, is there anything else I can help you with today?”
@@ww6372 Gang profanity? lol
Wrong kind of gang bang
I can see how this could have gotten real old real fast when you're behind the counter.
People, please turn off your Bluetooth or super loud rap music when using the drive-thru. It makes it harder for both of us.
Love these. So relatable.
Oh also. If theres 6 off you in the car. Can only the driver speak.
As much as I love feeling like I have voices in my head. I have literally no idea what you're saying and therefore your order(s) will be wrong
Just another psa
Heyday123 YUP!
Also phones too. If you're using the phone there's no reason you can't wait a minute before you go through the drive-through
...can I at least continue singing along to my reasonable volume country music? I tend to do that in the car a lot.
i was ordering a drink from the starbucks drive thru near closing, and the lady gave us the drink free of charge cause she just wanted to go home. it was nice. thanks starbucks lady
Whenever the robot says "Drive-thru" It kinda sounds like drive thrust
lol "the robot"
thats brainy you idot
and it says burjer
Yeah, I noticed that too... Changes this one into an awkward sex video instead of an awkward fast-food experience... 🤣
HAHAHAHA
I'm literally on my break from drive thru at work, and I see this.
I work at Starbuck, btw.
Got any stories for us?
@@Redd_Nebula The one I can think of at the moment, I was taking the money of a car in drive thru, and someone ran into them from behind. The drivers seemed slightly shaken, but they were alright. I didn't realize what happened until another employee stated the obvious, and they went out to check.
Thankfully, nobody was hurt, and damage was minimal.
KirbyLinkACW Same!! Out of all the videos I’m recommended this one shows up on my 30m!! XD
At my old job, I had a customer asked if we had any vegan menu-- so of course McD didn't have it. Then he replied with: "That's ok, I'll just get your 10-piece chicken nuggets-- cause it's not real chicken."
So I proceeded with the order (asking for which sauce and other stuff).
My manager, with the headset on, was listening and ranted, "Okay, as a vegan, those are not true vegans. Probably just those who follows the hype."
The funny thing is: my mic is still ON. My manager was right next to me and the customer was quiet for 3 seconds and asked for a sweet tea then pulled forward 😂
Like Battlestar Galactica?
Idk if they thought i couldnt hear them but they said something like “dammmmmn” in the tone of “damnnn daniel” and i said into the speaker back “dammmn daniel” and we all laughed. I wish i could remember more stories but i think my brain has suppressed them all for my own safety xD
I'm always confused by retail stories that end with "i'll never forget it. I spent 3 years in retail, have some extremely wild stories, and I don't remember most of them.
Jason Porter i know in the moment i was like I GOTTA WRITE THIS DOWN but never did. A few i can remember but others were just people being idiots so i blocked it out haha
I don't know why, but the autospeech thingy's occasional mispronunciations of certain words always cracks me up. Every time.
*thrus*
Reilly-K lol I thought I was the only one who caught that “thrus” one 🤣🤣🤣
We once had a customer drive up and inform us that there was a MASSIVE snapping turtle in our drive thru.
I’ll have 2 number 9s...
RidonkulousMG a number 9 large...
Jesse A number 6 with extra dip...
A number 7...
Two number 45s...
*_and a large coke_*
Former Domino's Manager/CSR here. Had a couple having sex in their driver set while trying to order pizza. Got pissed because we wouldnt serve them. Tried to park in the parking lot and our GM chased them away by saying we were gonna call the cops. It was funny but the closing crew couldn't think straight without laughing all night.
No shoes? No shirt? No Service!
@@andrewm6424 No Pants, No Underwear and No Condoms either 😂😂
id not only serve them id give it to them free and enjoy the show
@@johnnyd655 Idk what hole you crawled out of bud but some of us actually dont wanna see that shit, especially at work, when you have better shit to do
The likes are at 69 😎
I dont understand how some of these people get surprised when the find out the workers can hear them. How else are they gonna take your order?
They think that the mic turns off and we can't hear them anymore.
I thought the mic turns on when a car pulls up and turns off with a button or something, IDK. I never really thought about it but I didn’t know they can hear everything before and after.
@@vaiosony2 in ours it beeped in my ear when you pulled up. Once I turned it on it wouldnt turn off untill you pulled away
Anna G oh ok, makes sense. Thanks for explaining!
@@vaiosony2 At Wendy's when the car pulls up we hear a ding, and we will hear everything that's going on outside until you pull away from the microphone. Idk about other places but I think it's all the same. The workers however can turn our headsets on and off as we please, we even have our own channel/lane where only we can hear ourselves talking to each other but customers can't. It's pretty chill👌
This makes me paranoid that i'v said something while waiting now 😂😂
imagine if dave hadn't been ok
Oh no
lololol
Oh no
Oh no
Oh no
_NUMBER 15 : BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE_
Dead meme
@@idontusethisanymore667 It may be dead, but it will be forever in my heart
@Skipper But as it turns out, that might be what you gæt
@subscribe or you gay • 19 years ago **pulls out scalpel and hisses** How dare you speak to me that way, mortal. You really don't know who you're dealing with, do you?
I wonder how often people in drive-thrus hear that
Lmao I'm the weird girl that always doodles things on people's bags.
Examples plz?
@@oddcrafter1270 Examples? I'd usually just doodle little hearts and flowers and stuff. Sometimes I'd give our mascot missing teeth or a unibrow or boogers hanging out of her nose lmao.
Who is the mascot
@@plasmagrunt1306 You know her for her smug Twitter roasts, and waifu status.
Who
Had a customer give me some extra money for the Ronald McDonald charity but the way she said it had me dying. She said to put in Ronald, that’s it. Me with my dirty mind almost burst out laughing
😂😂😂 you should of just laughed, she was the one that made it sound weird
im nearly 18 and didn't realise they could still hear me until i saw the title of this video. just got whiplash
I had a car full of people pull up, seriously about 8 or so folks in a 5 seater car. Their order sounded a little slurred, but whatever. The fun started when they pulled up to my cash register window, and the smell of alcohol, drugs, and student aftershave hits like a force 5 hurricane. Quickly take their money and hurry them along to the second room before the gas levels approach that of a WW1 trench. I turn to my coworker and tell him "if the police catch these they're sooo fucked." Then, I turn back to my window.
"Oh hello there officer."
2 police officers in a civilian patrol car take a great deal of interest in the smell and ask if we can point them to the place the car ahead of them was parking. In our BK the restaurant is a floor above the drive thru so my manager stands by the window and we get a commentary on the events as they proceed from there on. In what I can only describe as a football commentator voice, we hear him go: "AAAAND we have a runner! He's made it a quarter of the way across the parking lot, halfway now look at him go! Three quarters aaaand two are on top of him right now, that's an arrest."
We were laughing about this for the rest of the night.
Every time my mom and I go to taco Bell and they say "I'm taco-tastic" my mom looks at me and says "I'm burrito-riffic"
Last week at the drive thru my boyfriend sees new donut sticks at Mcdonalds. So as he proceeds to yell DONUT STICKS ?? the girl says can i take..... i still haven't let him forget it lol
I literally just saw something on Facebook about McDonalds donut sticks and then read your comment LOL
So....are they any good?
Yeah, I find them very good. Would be even better if they served them with cream cheese icing, as they get cinnamon sugar added to them. They don't serve them past breakfast, though. (Which ends at 10:30)
Merlot Rose can I take? Tf does that mean?
BloodInMyCoffeeSystem oh sorry lol I got confused by her saying that he said donut sticks first
*We serve food here sir*
lmao
Don't worry, *insert employee name here*, I got it.
I'll have a triple double bossy deluxe, on a raft 4x4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, burn it, make it cry and let it SCHWIM.
*GASP* Bubble Bass...
A TH-camr I watch (Yammy) was doing a drive thru challenge, where she says “I’d like whatever the person in front of me ordered.” For dinner, she went to kfc, and the only thing the person ordered was a small thing of gravy 😂
I had a friend who once shouted how he wanted to get laid into a McDonalds drive through and the person on the other side of the speaker said: "Sounds like a personal problem."
I was working at the window at mcdicks and a guy came through impersonating Foghorn Leghorn. He gets to the window and has a Hotline Miami chicken mask on, keeping the Foghorn talk on. It was great.
Was working at a drive through and some British man called me a Frenchie wanker
I'm British. I live in a rough area and have had comments about me being from another country/sounding 'posh' before. Usually not with an insult. But like how do you come back from that?
The blanket story of the guy and the girl seemed to be really undercover.
"Chicken pewsy sandwich"
Crying of laughter
Today at work : "yeah hi, can you tell me the soup of the day?" in a drive thru. At McDonald's. (he was disappointed that we had no soup, but ordered a hamburger afterwards)
Another time someone came through with a coffin in the back of their truck.
Still another time an old lady tried to tip me.. with a bag of beef jerky.
I know people are deviants, but eating chicken off your partner? Seriously?
I've heard of stranger things. No, you DON'T want to know. I sometimes wish brain-bleach was a thing.
@@WorldWalker128 i do want to know😂
@@matkocmilansky5397 let me put it this way, while not at all my thing, I consider that example completely tame and there is stuff that makes me nope the fuck out that isn't even the most extreme stuff out there.
When rule 34 says "If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions."
it means _"NO_ exceptions!"
If you thing foodplay like that is wierd you are not ready.
@@dynamicworlds1 lol i get ya
@@dynamicworlds1 You be on the internet long enough and everything becomes relatively tame.
I didnt realize this was a thing. I'll make sure to complement their customer service before we leave the radio thing
I didn't know who Tiffany was, but I did hear mom talking on a cell phone about her third abortion. When the car pulled up, there was a rosary hanging from rear view mirror and other jesus stuff in the car.
Weirdest drive-thru experience: I was working at Freddy’s and while taking an order, I had an interesting conversation with some guy who insisted that I sang in the church choir. Said he could “recognize my voice” even though I was just speaking and the look of shock that I really wasn’t this girl when he pulled up to the window just made the whole thing weirder. Told you: I’m not her
"I.WANT.TATER WEDGES!!! "
Was my favorite out of everything..
So I have two stories here.
First one:
My first week working at warrens in August 2017, I was done being trained on front line dine-in and so they switched to focusing on drive thru training and I was nervous to do my first time and I did it so perfectly, however the lady I took the order of overheard what I said afterward because I thought I had muted my mic.
I was talking to my co-workers about how well I did and the lady applauded me. Then at the window she told me I did great for my first time and I was like "Woah, thank you"
Then another time, it was a really busy night and one of my co-workers was helping do drive thru and he took on the next person and greeted them with "Hello, thank you for choosing Wendy's, oh shit-"
He realized halfway through that he works at Warrens now not Wendy's.
We made fun of him for about two weeks and another co-worker made a meme in photoshop by taking the wendy's logo and putting my co-worker's face over it with what he said quoted over it.
What we're supposed to greet with is this "Hello thank you for choosing warren's, go ahead and order whenever you're ready"
It was a great night.
Warrens is a Utah restaurant but its got some amazing food. I say that as a customer not as an employee since I've eaten there even before I started working there at my local one.
The fries and burgers are to die for.
pope-ees? omg i laughed so hard at that!
I was working drive thru one time and long story short it was two cars road raging and the guy in the window yelled “Really bro, you’re gonna pull out your gun on me!?” And all you heard was his girl saying “babe just drive away babe just drive away”. Cops came and my boss was nosy (and kinda ghetto) so he went outside to overhear the interaction and the guy with the gun was in handcuffs. since my boss was there they questioned him about what happened
I like how it says Popeyes.
Popies
I swear that Tim Hortons one could of been me, I always turn up my music or audio books as soon as I order...
I’ve heard so many fights. And weird phone calls.
Some really bad singing.
>"we can hear everything you say the minute you pull up"
JUST A SHAME WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND A GODDAMN WORD YOU SAY TO US.
Also, these people seem to have perfect hearing unless you're ordering your food. Then good luck having to correct your order three times...
A Random Passerby You’ve never worked in fast food huh lol
@@boofinboofers9389 not really relevant since I'm talking about the customer-side of the experience - and that experience usually involves "I can't understand what they're saying" and "those bastards gyped me out of an order of fries!"
Guess you've never dealt with the drive-thru as a CUSTOMER, huh? :^)
@@arandompasserby7940 man it sucks on both ends. I had so much trouble understanding the customer and I'm very quiet so they could never understand me. Thankfully they have mobile ordering now :)
Stop slurring your order like your an orge discovering fast food and you should be good
@@SkyJUSTIN6 usually it's people are too quiet or their cars loud not so much slurring
one time while i was working drive through at mcdonalds, someone was watching porn...REALLY LOUDLY...
And this is why I always pause my music till I leave(or turn it down if the wait is long) and roll my window up after I'm done ordering.
*Two number nines, a number 9 large, a number 6 With extra dip,a number 7, two numbers 45,one With cheese, and a large soda intensefies*
One time while I was ordering from Del Taco late at night some guy behind my car just walks up to the drive thru with at low platform shopping cart (they kind you use to move big items like mattresses) he walks up and says, "Hi, I'd like a hundred chicken tacos." I look out my window and asked him, "Are you sure that would be enough?"
Once my mom and dad was ordering McDonald's from the drive thru and they straight up said
Mom:Why do they look so depressed
Dad:they get paid to be sad.
It's always the clowns who are crying on the inside.
Haha well ive been to a lot of drive thrus. Pretty stoned as well. And im kinda just remembering and realizing why they were always laughing when we pulled up to the window😅😂 always had sone pretty dumb convos at drive thrus
Nothing I overheard but I worked as a cashier at McDonald’s for a few years and I got the opportunity to move to a location closer to my house that was opening and on the first day these people came through drive thru high as hell and told me they had coupons and starting ordering Hardee’s food when they came to my window to pay I had to explain to them they were at McDonald’s and one said “what the hell I though we were at Hardee’s” 😣
Omg how many times have the lovely drive thru workers heard me like, make really weird sounds to entertain my self. Or like, talking to my car. They must all think I’m absolutely bonkers!
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Side note, if y’all really can hear us when we are done ordering, imma ask nice questions or compliment y’all, “oh man today is such a nice day, I hope y’all have a great day too.” Or “man I love your voice.” “Hey thanks for working here, idk how to even cook lasagna.”
Stoned people are like a blessing from the universe
One time my dad and I got backed up at the speaker system and the person kept asking "may I take your order" and we were like "it's still us" and then she'd laugh and ask again minutes later
Someone once asked me at McDonald’s if the ice cream me machine worked
I laughed
But then
I realized they were serious
The one here is notorious for never working. Ever. Want a soda? Help yourself. Want a sundae?
We don't serve your kind here.
I have been at McDonald's when it wasn't working, it's kinda disappointing
@@Wishphoenix1 ngl I think the parent comment was sarcastic implying it never works
was it working though???
I was working at MacDonald’s and took an order of 12 drinks from a group of 5-6 teens overheard them talking about how they were gonna throw the drinks back at us once they got them and so did the people that had mics so just as I handed them their drinks I instantly closed the window just in time when 2 of the drinks hit the window and the drinks spilled all over the driver
That incident is one I will never forget
"This isn't even my final form!"
"I'll eat your heart and digest it and shit it into the gutter!"