Worked at Applebee’s a while ago. I had a lady order the southwest chicken salad.... minus the lettuce 🙄 I typed it into POS, and as soon as I hit send, I could hear the cooks in the back. ‘What the hell is this?!?’ I died laughing. You do you.
Oh I hated when we had to send the cook weird orders because our cook was a scary, cranky old lady who would yell at ME for the customer's weird order like it was my fault she had to make it even though it was the customer who asked
Most murderers are extremely intelligent and kind people who just so happen to be mentally ill. Often they murder because of some form of PTSD or abuse. It's very uncommon for a criminal to be perfectly healthy, so I can't help but feel bad for even some of the worst ones. I will admit that, sadly, I have considered harming other people before. It's a very unfortunate thing but I have several minor mental illnesses and well...even small things get to me. I don't WANT to hurt people, but I still want to at the same time. I always feel guilty for it but I just can't help it. I'm hoping that I can get help soon and anybody else who has dark thoughts will too. If you've gone through any type of trauma or illness, you do not deserve it. You're a beautiful human being with unfortunate luck. I wish you the best in life and that you can help yourself out before something happens that you regret. ❤
One time when I worked as a host I had a man ask for a female server because "I think male servers are unnatural". When I told my manager this she said, "Tell him all the servers are men. That's right. All of them." lolol
I was wipping off tables and some dude asked me to clean his shoe. I laughed it off at first but he was dead serious. I said "sir I don't do that" he responds "well why the hell not?! Let me speak to the manager!" He didn't get his shoes cleaned
I was serving breakfast at the hotel where I work, and one of the guests asked if we had ice cream. Turns out he likes to put a little scoop of ice cream in his oat meal to serve as 1) added sweetness, 2) added milk, and 3) reduced temperature. Made perfect sense to me once he explained it, and honestly I wanna try it, but it really caught me off guard when he asked.
Creepy old man asked if I needed to "make a little bit of extra money tonight". I, for whatever reason, thought he was asking if I wanted a big tip because I was a college student or something. Told him "Oh, no, I'm 17 so I don't need any extra money right now for anything." He immediately went "oh my god I am so sorry!" and looked scared. Realization dawned on me that he was asking me to prostitute for him, not realizing I was under age. Needless to say, I had the manager cash him out at the register and I never saw him again.
@@the4bestgame yeah oh oka- oh oh ? What's that ? Isn't that a spaceship ? Well i'll just go in it then and go to another planet goodbye i'm quiting earth
I remember one time, where two people had ordered a table for around 18 people for 6 pm. The two showed up 15-25 minutes earlier, and I showed them their table. They just wandered around for a bit, waiting for their guests to arrive. I think the clock just hit 6 pm, and I checked if everything was alright in the restaurant. Then they suddenly call for me, and I go up to them, to take their request. The woman asked, if there wasn't enough parking spots available (because she couldn't understand why no one had showed up yet). I said, that there was a lot of parking spaces 3 minutes away. I kid you not, this is what she said angrily: "I know those parking spaces. Can you tell me why our guests haven't arrived?" I was baffled as to what to respond. Oh, I'm so sorry that I wasn't able to deliver your 18 guests at exactly 6 pm for you.
one time i was working and this man came up to me and ordered a pint of beer, so i gave it to him and he drank all of it in like 2 seconds. He said he dropped the beer on the ground and he insisted on getting a new beer, even though i was literally standing right in front of him watching him chug the beer.
Yeah these idiots really think they can pull this off right in front of us...unbelievable. Had someone give me a 10 and demand change for a 20...nope, calling the manager and we get to prove how stupid you really are trying to lie to our face.
My dad used to be a waiter, some years back, and someone tried to order the whole breakfast menu, and told my dad they would sue him if he didn't get him his order. My dad went to get the manager, asked him if its okay for the guy to get the whole thing, and after the manager said yeah, make sure he pays, well, he took the mans order, gave it to the kitchen and brought out each item one by one. At the end of his order, he just had piles of food sitting on the table. I'm pretty sure the staff timed the guy to see how long it would take for him to eat, and it was about 3 hours I think? (I forgot, my bad, this was just an estimate) Basically, after that my dad quit his job and decided he has given up.
Just last night, 20 minutes AFTER closing, a man and his wife came in and sat with a couple I just paid out that had yet to leave. Then proceeded to order a round of drinks, and his wife insisted I bring them food when the kitchen had already been breaking everything down to prep for the next service. I told them the kitchen closed half an hour ago, and they were SO SALTY about it. Then her husband kept stopping me while I was trying to clean my tables to ask me the worst jokes. One went like, "Do you know how Helen Keller drinks beer?" I shook my head, then he proceeds to screech, make a "mentally retarded" gesture against his chest with his hand and pour beer onto his hat. They didn't leave for a long time, and kept making other shitty jokes. Our manager was drinking at our bar, so she didn't care. Sometimes I really hate serving.
Have a regular customer who comes in at 2p.m almost every day, and he orders the same thing: a salad with a *plain burger patty on top* with tons of vinaigrette dressing. It's a bit odd but he's the sweetest old man.
I once volunteered at a soup kitchen, and pretty often people ask us to put an insane amount of sugar into their coffee or tea - like 7 or 8 spoons of sugar into an 8oz cup - the supervisor on site told us just to give them as much sugar as they ask. Apparently it helps with depression? I suppose it's better to go for sugar than drugs.
I worked at Dunkin a year ago in Kingston NY. Used to get crazy requests all the time. Best one though, was a woman asking for bacon and cheese...on top of her frozen coffee. Made me want to gag x.x
I don’t work as fast food worker but I overheard this kid saying to a KFC worker “Can you get me a mcdonalds milkshake” (McDonald’s is literally right next to kfc btw) and then when the worker said no the kid stormed out
One time at the KFC my baby brother scored us a free chocolate pie because he shared his candy with all the workers and the guy on fryers was having a shit day before that and he was so happy that my bro gave him candy he gave us the pie as thanks.
@@OLBastholm [Robotic lady's voice] Robert. Where have you been all night you.. philandering pig. [Robotic man's voice] Listen here. Woman. I am the man of this.. house and I demand respect [Robotic child's voice] (crying)
I once had to explain to a couple what a crab was. They were over 30 with kids. Another customer once complained their spoon was two heavy. When I worked at a seafood restaurant, a customer with a shellfish allergy asked if we could wash all the kitchen equipment after each use so she could eat safely. On Valentines Day, I told a man about a special where you could get a four curse meal with a sirloin as the entree or for five dollars more, you could get a filet. So he took the five dollars more, and when his filet arrived, he asked "wheres the rest of my meat?" I was confused. Apparently he thought that for five dollars more, we'd just give him an additional, more expensive cut of steak. He tipped me under 10% and accused me of lying to him. Most recently, i had a woman open her menu and look at the steak section. She then pointed at the steaks in the menu and asked where she could find those steaks in the menu. I was speechless.
@@YourCrazyDolphin excuse me? Are you saying your father eats his hot dogs with a fork and knife? I've seen people do that with pizza but never with hot dogs
Worked as a waiter for a senior living home for two years. Once had a resident ask me to put an apple in the microwave and serve it to her as a baked apple.
Maybe she had seen one of those video games in which you put a piece of bread and a packet of ketchup in the oven and a fully-baked pizza comes out ten seconds later. 🍞+🍅+🧀+🔥= 🍕. Edit- I misread that as her expecting you to serve it as baked apple pie, and that's why I made the joke I did. I apologize for my confusion.
Daria Lu, Baked apples are delicious, unless they cover it with bad glaze. I went to somewhere with baked apples that tasted like plastic because of the glaze they used.
*I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim*
If you want crazy diner service stories, don’t ask waiters or waitresses, ask a Maitre D’ that works at a Michelin star restaurant. While in College about 14 years ago, I worked in one such restaurant and the highest paid employees weren’t chefs but the Maitre D’s that regularly made 4 figures in a 5 hour Monday-Tuesday night in tips and gratuity by specifically satisfying insane requests without question, even if it means serving a meal from a neighboring restaurant behind the owners back, serving beverages that weren’t on the menu and the Maitre D’ had to leave and buy themselves. I’ve seen customers request a separate Maitre D’ to walk their poodle during their meal because the animal wasnt allowed inside, ive seen customers specifically request to be berated and insulted by their Maitre D’, and once even a Maitre D was requested to go to a customers home and drive the customers to the restaurant in the customers car and then take a customers car to a car wash and finally fill it up with fuel, while the customers had diner, before driving the customers back home. The Maitre D was tipped $1200 for fulfilling the request, and the Maitre D’ that actually served the couples table was tipped $800. Yet perhaps the most insane thing I’ve ever seen was a customer who paid the Maitre D’ to give them a tour of the kitchen, like in the movie Good Fellas, which resulted in the Head Chef threatening the Maitre D with a Butchers knife while screaming at the customer and called them a Goat f-cker and to get the hell out of his kitchen. Neither employee was fired because technically they were doing what the owner had told them to do in the situation.
William Brinkley Holy ???? Walk their poodle. Did anyone ever agree to that ? Back in the 70s I had a head chef wave a knife in my face because I accidentally pocketed an order. I had that coming 😊
Not a waiter/waitress, but I have a story. The guy in front of me in the queue at a McDonald's loudly said to the worker "I'LL JUST HAVE AN EGG PLEASE" The worker just replied "Sorry, sir, but we don't have eggs." The guy responded with a quiet and sad "oh, sorry"
I'm French and I used to work in Australia as a waitress, for a couple of months. I don't have the typical french accent and a lot of customers have tried to guess where I was from. One time, I went to a table, said 'Hi guys, how are you?' And that old guy straight up asked me which part of Canada I was from, to which I responded that I was from France. He looked very surprised and asked me to 'force' my accent (aka speek like zis), which I did, for fun. But then he said 'Oh I like it. Can you keep doing this please? You're very beautiful. Oh but I could be your grandpa!' Indeed, he looked somewhere between 70 and 80 years old and I'm 20.
The one thing I don't understand about a lot of these stories is why these people never just called their managers to handle the situation. If something really outside what I'm supposed to be doing happens, that shit is not my problem, I'm taking it directly to the manager and going back to my normal shit.
At Christmas Time. We were bringing down a tables Sweets (They had pre-ordered them weeks prior) as we we're bringing all the apple pies down a lady asked if she can NOT have Custard on hers, I legged it up the stairs at just before my Boss/Chef poured the Custard over the last one. It was a close call....
Many places leave the custard in little servings on the side so they have the option of custard or not. But who the hell doesn't love custard? Cretins!
I have a friend who works at Subways. There is a guy who come almost every morning. He only takes a coffee and cookies, and leave if anyone enter the restaurant. He says that he is related to the mafia and that he has a lot of friends in prison When he comes he basically just looks at the kitchen from his table and ask to see the manager if he feels like something is wrong. If he feel like the manager isnt doing anything or isnt dealing with the problem, he tells the other servers that she(the manager) should watch her back because he might kidnap her and bring her into the forest, because he did that a lot of time with other people. Since my friend doesnt want that guy to scream and be angry he just agree with everything he says. And the guy feel like Subway really have his back. So he keeps saying that if he kills someone he would probably come to Subway because he knows they would protect him. Just a normal customer. (Its not really ONE request, but its more like a lot of weird request about how they run the store and how he isnt happy about it xd)
For some reason I just got the most joyful feeling clicking on your video and I have been having a horrible day because a family member has passed away
That's a nice last story. It's amazing that some elderly people think they need to pay you just to listen and talk with them. I love listening to old people and hearing their stories about what they were doing during a certain point in history. It's so fascinating.
I worked also as waiter. So here is my short story: Every now and then, bunch of old ladies came into restaurant where I worked. They insisted on ordering perfectly poured beer in shot glass... The ladies kept ordering this shit in a rush hour over and over. When they got "drunk", they always complained about the small size of the beer and wanted refund. One of the ladies allegedly got friends in nearby court....so me and my boss were forced to endure this shit over years otherwise we will get into "huuuuge" trouble. I'm glad im not waiter anymore...
One day I was working my night shift at Pizza Hut and this one dude called the phone and ordered a krabby patty it turns out that it was my bosses drunk son
Where I work we offer fruit cups of pineapple, honey dew, grapes and cantaloupe. I had a lady so determined to order a smoothie that she made me pour that into the blender with some yougurt and milk.......she hated it and didn’t touch a drop. She was charged for a fruit cup and a yogurt parfait.....she had to ~$20 for something she didn’t even drink
I'm not a waiter, I worked in a Deli so I made salads and sandwiches and cut meat, and served the prepped salads. One lady comes in on my very last day and asks for the beet salad..... without beets. The only thing left would be the onion slices. So, with a large spoon like we usually use, I scooped it into the container and took out all the beets, leaving the onions and the beet juice in the bottom. She was delighted, thanked me profusely, and mentioned that she would 'put in a good word for me, to my manager'. It was my last day. I told her that and she laughed and apologized. For some reason it just stuck with me. Also, another time, another lady came in. She always wore the weirdest outfits, and all her outfits included elbow-length gloves. Her regular purchase was 500 grams of honey ham, with each slice on it's own sheet of parchment (For those who don't work in a deli, 4-5 slices is about 100 grams if sliced the normal width, at about a 0.5); this ended up being 25 slices of meat with 25 separate parchment sheets. She then asked if I could put them into 100 gram groups, which was five bags. It took forever, and I usually worked the closing shift, so that meant I was alone in the Deli, and she always came around 9 which was when I was alone. If there were other customers, I would either have to ignore them or do their far less complicated orders between slicing. This was when I was 16. I started working there when I was 15.
Some of those were surprisingly sweet. I haven't done that work before, but if I do it someday, hopefully I'll meet some of these curious but nice people.
So I was waiting this family of four and at my cafe we get a lot of tourists (I’m from the Netherlands) so we frequently had to talk in English to our customers. So I come up to them and start explaining what kind of pastures we have today and they stare at me like I’m stupid or something so I think oh they must not understand Dutch so I switch to English. After like ten seconds the parents interrupt me and say (in Dutch) we aren’t foreigners gosh we can speak Dutch just fine, and I was like why didn’t you react the first time then huh! Also one time a man yelled at me because I ‘skipped’ him in my rounds asking if everything was okay to the customers. It was my first workday so I was quite a bit shocked but apparently that man was notorious for yelling and saying our place was trash and stuff. He did come back often tho so I don’t know what his deal was..
@@z_danimals Yep they are attention seeking scumbags. Manager wont throw them out because they spend so much money, but the stress and damage it causes to the atmosphere is not worth it, other customers leave when loud idiots are around...
Yes I recently had a guy like that. He claimed to own a restaurant, be a chef, former health and sanitation inspector for restaurant and will tell thousands of people on all social platforms (BBB, google, yelp) that we are a bad place. And I just stood there for 15 minutes until he was done berating me. I just work here, it’s not like I own the place or anything. Anyway he acted like he was a big shot. Reminds me of a mafia guy. But yea he’s gonna be back. Like all the other buttfaces that screams in my face.
I live in the Netherlands and I once visited a restaurant as a costumer, on Valentinesday. I ordered spaghetti, but without the Parmezan. The waitress brought me a bowl of spaghetti, with parmezan on top, including a large bowl on the side, with extra parmezan in it. I asked if she'd misunderstood, but she walked off. 15 minutes later (in which I'd taken most of the parmezan off) she suddenly crouched down on the level of the table, pouted and put on an emphasized babyvoice, saying; 'Oohh you don't like the flavours? Ahhwwwww..well..maybe there's something else you like, huh? Want to order something else?" She even pushed her bottom lip forward in an attempt to look like a baby. I was surprised and shook my head and she got up immediately and yelled backwards, towards the bar; 'She's barely eaten from it! She's given the parmezan to her boyfriend, same with the rucola-lettuce...and she didn't eat the tomato-cubes either! She just left most of the food." The girl behind the bar and the waitress both laughed maniacally, as she walked back from my table. The people outside on the terrace heard it and laughed along. Our 'neighbour'-table said; 'Ohmygod, did you hear that? They said something about that girl not eating her food..look!' and they tried peeking in my food-'bowl' (containing a gigantic pile of spaghetti and leftover-parmezan, because I'd júst eaten an icecream before we went there.) and then théy laughed their bums off, because it was such an embarrassing and weird situation. Either way, I ran to the toilet and cried my eyes out, my boyfriend took the side of the waitress and started berating me on not liking the parmezan and 2 months later the restaurant was closed and they were out of a job. The end.
Worked at a pizza place a few years ago. I covered a shift at another location that was short staffed and had a customer ask for quadruple sauce on his pizza. Apparently this was a once a week customer. Thats just tomato soup, and it's impossible to cut or box. Idk how they did it (i didn't see it made, but apparently they always did it)
As a Malaysian, I either eat salmon sashimi & sushi i bought, or fried salmon slices & onion strips at home to eat with rice. YUM. Thanks Japan, for the recipes.
Hmmmm. .a senior citizen coming in for years then randomly never shows up again. ...hmmmm I wonder why he could've possibly stopped coming. ...*facepalm*
I worked at a Chick Fil A in Texas and the people who worked drive thru had a regular they called Van Lady who always waited until she got to the window before requesting six large waters. She never asked for them when she placed her order but they knew her voice so they would always have the waters ready by the time she got there. I was usually working Lobby so I never saw her personally but I heard about her often.
I worked as a waiter in a small town where a major part of the population were elders. I noticed that for some reason it was common for elders there to tell you what they wanted by reading the ingredients instead of the name of the actual dish. EVERY. SINGLE. INGREDIENT. It was really infuriating sometimes, specially at days when the place was full and I couldn't wait for every elder at a table to slowly read the (at least) 10+ ingredients of a dish.
not really a waitress but i work at mcdonalds and every thursday at 7:30pm the same man comes in and orders a plain cheeseburger with no bun or patty....he literally just orders a slice of cheese for 99p. every week for over a year now. he just eats the cheese then leaves like wtf
I used to work for a chocolate company called Ghirardelli in one of their ice cream shops. We sold only ice cream, chocolate and company merch but for some reason every so often we'd get someone sincerly asking if we sold sandwiches despite none being on display or in our menu. My guess is the "delli" in the name confused people.
Was on a wedding and there was a kitchen staff person "helping" us waiters out in a few minor things like cutting cake before deploying it on the tables. He was a pretty fun guy before he started to get seriously drunk. Later on I found out he actually was a guest (who sneaked into the kitchen) at the specific table I served. Over the course of the evening his funny side transformed into a more creepy vibe. As I served him some wine he said it was fun working with me and offered me a handshake, which I accepted out of politeness. However, he held on to my hand and started complimenting me and said I was a great waiter and good looking and so on. He said "We're friends right? " and I confusedly mumbled yes while he still held onto my hand. He dragged me into a picture that his (assumed) wife took of him wrapping his arm around me and me forcing a smile while slowly starting to get angry because I felt, that I should've gotten out of this situation much sooner and now was in this undignifying situation of pretending to be friends with this old drunk man, who couldn't keep his distance. To top it off, he asked me when my shift would end and if I would be free for him this evening. His (supposedly) wife didnt seem to be surprised one bit and so did the rest of his family members sitting around this table next to the brides table appear to not care. I pretended to haven't heard what he asked and with my last efforts to stay proffessional I escaped his grip on my shoulder and mumbled that I had to serve wine on the next table. What started as a good working day at a wedding and not much to do since we were overstaffed turned into this weird experience where I now wonder what now happened to this picture of me trying to smile next to this man. Its so embarrassing to remember this whole situation that resolved out of trying to be nice and maybe getting a bit of a tip. Thanks for reading my rant lol. Sorry for overcomplicated sentences and bad grammar. English isn't my first language.
_We shall never deny a guest_
_Even the most ridiculous request_
Wow, thanks for stealing my "fame"
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS and I don't want to type the rest of the song because I'm lazy.
O y s t e r s
Tank jou far steal comment namaste
25 dollars for a hamburger?!?
I would 4000% watch a full-length movie about Alabama Scott. That story has more plot and intrigue than any thriller I've seen in years.
Worked at Applebee’s a while ago. I had a lady order the southwest chicken salad.... minus the lettuce 🙄 I typed it into POS, and as soon as I hit send, I could hear the cooks in the back. ‘What the hell is this?!?’ I died laughing. You do you.
Oh I hated when we had to send the cook weird orders because our cook was a scary, cranky old lady who would yell at ME for the customer's weird order like it was my fault she had to make it even though it was the customer who asked
So she just wanted chicken. What was left of the salad ingredient wise?
MrODST57 Basically.... the chicken and the little crunchies that would go on top
Amanda L sounds healthy LOL
Amanda L Croutons?
6:54 when a story touched your heart but then you remember he might be a murderer
I'm actually really good friend with a murderer...
@@synflwr 911
The person died naturally, but he does still seem odd regardless
@@PowerSpirit50 facts soldiers are murderers
Most murderers are extremely intelligent and kind people who just so happen to be mentally ill. Often they murder because of some form of PTSD or abuse. It's very uncommon for a criminal to be perfectly healthy, so I can't help but feel bad for even some of the worst ones. I will admit that, sadly, I have considered harming other people before. It's a very unfortunate thing but I have several minor mental illnesses and well...even small things get to me. I don't WANT to hurt people, but I still want to at the same time. I always feel guilty for it but I just can't help it. I'm hoping that I can get help soon and anybody else who has dark thoughts will too. If you've gone through any type of trauma or illness, you do not deserve it. You're a beautiful human being with unfortunate luck. I wish you the best in life and that you can help yourself out before something happens that you regret. ❤
Waiter- can I help you?
Me-can I get some water?
Waiter- lmao no
waiter- I don't know, can you?
Are you Justin Y.s lost brother?
"I can but can you like. Buy something to drink tho. Need those sales."
One time when I worked as a host I had a man ask for a female server because "I think male servers are unnatural". When I told my manager this she said, "Tell him all the servers are men. That's right. All of them." lolol
Kieran Shae your manager seems cool😂
IT'S A TRAP!
Should have put on a wig
I was wipping off tables and some dude asked me to clean his shoe. I laughed it off at first but he was dead serious. I said "sir I don't do that" he responds "well why the hell not?! Let me speak to the manager!" He didn't get his shoes cleaned
Hey, will you clean my shoe please?
Did you drop something on his shoe?
0-100 real quick
@@TheTabascodragon no, I didn't. I think his wife spilt something on his shoe. I don't really remember exactly what. This happened about 5 years ago.
Jesus! That’s a new level of douchebaggery
*It's all fun and games until they don't give you your free corona.*
Hi Chuck
Everybody gangsta till the Corona ain't free.
You mean 3 cents
Modelo time?
disliking this one so the next liker can enjoy to be the 666 liker
Thank you for the darker theme, now it’s easier to watch these videos late at night
nobody and saves phone battery. But you know what else you can save just as easily. Car insurance with Geico, sign up today!
Have mercy of our eyes at 3 am
@@LonesomeKrow hahahaha is this a joke
@@LonesomeKrow you have a point!
I like the normal theme. But I acknowledge that more people like the darker theme
My first boss working in a kitchen told me, "We'll bend over backwards for the customer, but not forwards"
That's a nice one
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Imma write that down
Thats great
Waiter: How can i help you?
Customer: Can i get some Coca Cola?
Waiter: Pepsi it will be
@T GAY Yes you can wtf. Maybe go see a doctor because your taste buds may be malfunctioning
@@EnjoyingEnjoyer reported for terrorism. Both taste like soap
@@Daiems what kind of soap do you buy?
TH-cam Wanderer the good stuff, g
@@Daiems ikr...
Honestly, I prefer soap over soda.
Hey! Its even bubbly! :)
I was serving breakfast at the hotel where I work, and one of the guests asked if we had ice cream. Turns out he likes to put a little scoop of ice cream in his oat meal to serve as 1) added sweetness, 2) added milk, and 3) reduced temperature. Made perfect sense to me once he explained it, and honestly I wanna try it, but it really caught me off guard when he asked.
That actually sounds delicious. I've heard of everything from honey to cheese, but never ice cream lol
Creepy old man asked if I needed to "make a little bit of extra money tonight". I, for whatever reason, thought he was asking if I wanted a big tip because I was a college student or something. Told him "Oh, no, I'm 17 so I don't need any extra money right now for anything." He immediately went "oh my god I am so sorry!" and looked scared. Realization dawned on me that he was asking me to prostitute for him, not realizing I was under age. Needless to say, I had the manager cash him out at the register and I never saw him again.
Legal age in Europe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
why do some people do that in PUBLIC places, to any honest working employees?!
@@cattysplat legal with the parents aproval and prostitution is still illegal no matter the age
@@honey_skulls1237 Not in some states, Isn't rhode island looking to make it legal behind closed doors? Theres some small state planning it idk.
@@the4bestgame yeah oh oka- oh oh ? What's that ? Isn't that a spaceship ? Well i'll just go in it then and go to another planet
goodbye i'm quiting earth
I really want to know more about this “Scott”
Same. The story was interesting
Nikki Feliz yup
Yeah! It was really intriguing!
300th yay congrats
Scott sounds like a magical charlatan.
How you just gonna leave your friend all alone DRUNK
I say they weren't really friends
I like how a lot of these are surprisingly wholesome
Except for the one guy who murdered some girl after taking her money
Zoe Martin 🤠✨
I remember one time, where two people had ordered a table for around 18 people for 6 pm. The two showed up 15-25 minutes earlier, and I showed them their table. They just wandered around for a bit, waiting for their guests to arrive. I think the clock just hit 6 pm, and I checked if everything was alright in the restaurant. Then they suddenly call for me, and I go up to them, to take their request. The woman asked, if there wasn't enough parking spots available (because she couldn't understand why no one had showed up yet). I said, that there was a lot of parking spaces 3 minutes away. I kid you not, this is what she said angrily: "I know those parking spaces. Can you tell me why our guests haven't arrived?" I was baffled as to what to respond. Oh, I'm so sorry that I wasn't able to deliver your 18 guests at exactly 6 pm for you.
I once had a guy that would come into a pub I used to work at every Wednesday at 1pm and order a single boiled egg
Danny Devito?
@@mrschizo2837 Probably
Worked at a pizza joint. A guy asked for live anchovies on his pizza
*facepalms*
max ride hey man. Raw anchovies on pizza goes hard, can only imagine upgrading to live anchovies
Anchovies? *ANCHOVIES!*
I think I saw this in a cartoon
Maybe Total Drama Island
@@marcelo335 Now that you mention it. I think so too.
one time i was working and this man came up to me and ordered a pint of beer, so i gave it to him and he drank all of it in like 2 seconds. He said he dropped the beer on the ground and he insisted on getting a new beer, even though i was literally standing right in front of him watching him chug the beer.
Lol i love alcoholics
Yeah these idiots really think they can pull this off right in front of us...unbelievable. Had someone give me a 10 and demand change for a 20...nope, calling the manager and we get to prove how stupid you really are trying to lie to our face.
I had a customer do something like this with chocolate milk. Weird.
the alabama guy story was such a ride. sounds like a character from a book
That Scot is really nice for a gold digging swindler
And possible murderer...
7:00
You are bad guy,
But that doesnt mean you are bad guy
hihi
My dad used to be a waiter, some years back, and someone tried to order the whole breakfast menu, and told my dad they would sue him if he didn't get him his order. My dad went to get the manager, asked him if its okay for the guy to get the whole thing, and after the manager said yeah, make sure he pays, well, he took the mans order, gave it to the kitchen and brought out each item one by one. At the end of his order, he just had piles of food sitting on the table. I'm pretty sure the staff timed the guy to see how long it would take for him to eat, and it was about 3 hours I think? (I forgot, my bad, this was just an estimate) Basically, after that my dad quit his job and decided he has given up.
Did he pay?
And that man's name was Ron Swanson
a Mukbang champion!
@@firefactorx He'd probably order twice as many steaks though to be honest
Impressive.
11:20 He was a GAY man, but the voiceover didn’t say the word? Is gay a bad word or something?
TH-cam is evil. One word. *Demonitization*
Right??? That's what I was wondering!!!
I know, I was confused too
TH-cam considers Gay, Lesbian, Trans..etc. etc. As a curse word and demonetize the video if it includes those words.
After all, can’t spell demonitizarion without d-e-m-o-n
Your text-to-speech makes ranch sound like raunch.
A S O U P B O W L F U L L O F R A U N C H D R E S S I N G
@@Cinnaschticks I had a cat named Raunchy and I bet he'd have love being in a bowl.
@@ClusterclashGaming xD
Don’t forget about for umla
Raunchy bawls
Just last night, 20 minutes AFTER closing, a man and his wife came in and sat with a couple I just paid out that had yet to leave. Then proceeded to order a round of drinks, and his wife insisted I bring them food when the kitchen had already been breaking everything down to prep for the next service. I told them the kitchen closed half an hour ago, and they were SO SALTY about it. Then her husband kept stopping me while I was trying to clean my tables to ask me the worst jokes. One went like, "Do you know how Helen Keller drinks beer?" I shook my head, then he proceeds to screech, make a "mentally retarded" gesture against his chest with his hand and pour beer onto his hat. They didn't leave for a long time, and kept making other shitty jokes. Our manager was drinking at our bar, so she didn't care. Sometimes I really hate serving.
It's even worse when they keep you after close and then stiff you.
Have a regular customer who comes in at 2p.m almost every day, and he orders the same thing:
a salad with a *plain burger patty on top* with tons of vinaigrette dressing. It's a bit odd but he's the sweetest old man.
Probably celiac. Making sure no bread touches his food.
I remember I wanted to take a picture with a waitress I thought was pretty. I was 7 in my defense.
Oh gosh
@@YouGetThePicture_08 *I WAS 7 IN MY DEFENSE*
Did you get the picture?
Me and a group of friends actually did this at a place we went to on vacation. Super cool waitress and we all tipped her a lot
I work at Dunkin. I've had someone order an iced coffee with 30 sugars
*_did sOmEOne oRdEr A cUP oF DiAbEteS?_*
I’d suggest they eat the honey comb hive instead
I once volunteered at a soup kitchen, and pretty often people ask us to put an insane amount of sugar into their coffee or tea - like 7 or 8 spoons of sugar into an 8oz cup - the supervisor on site told us just to give them as much sugar as they ask. Apparently it helps with depression? I suppose it's better to go for sugar than drugs.
I worked at Dunkin a year ago in Kingston NY. Used to get crazy requests all the time. Best one though, was a woman asking for bacon and cheese...on top of her frozen coffee. Made me want to gag x.x
Bacon and cheese!? I like bacon but oh gosh that's horrible.
"We shall not deny a guest
even the most rediculous request."
i saw that theoretical stole your comnent so i will like yours with my 2 accounts
this is my second account
Same here fam, sorry about that other dude
I'm so proud of this community. Sorry about your comment being stolen :(.
Op spongebob posts are the best
I don’t work as fast food worker but I overheard this kid saying to a KFC worker “Can you get me a mcdonalds milkshake” (McDonald’s is literally right next to kfc btw) and then when the worker said no the kid stormed out
One time at the KFC my baby brother scored us a free chocolate pie because he shared his candy with all the workers and the guy on fryers was having a shit day before that and he was so happy that my bro gave him candy he gave us the pie as thanks.
@@gwendolynstata3775 SCORE!
Me : waiter, get me a Drink.
Waiter : opens a pack of pretzels.
Me : Gently whispers, toss them some of crunchy bois over here.
Lol 😂
Toss some of them
Why would you say "Gently whispers" to a guy
me too ... i make also such videos, check them out ;)
Me: *Yells* GENTLY WHISPERS, TOSS THEM SOME OF CRUNCHY BOIS OVER HERE.
an avocado, sliced up, wrapped in a plain tortilla, and then grilled.
Also, gluten-free rice (Yeah...I know).
So... chipotles menu. Thanks
ThunderHill3427 I have to try that!
Me: Is this the Krusty Krab?
Patrick: NO THIS IS PATRICK!
I feel like this is something Drumpf would actually do as a fast food worker which makes this even better 😆
Donald Trump stop
Why did I read this in Trump's voice?
A Corner of The Internet
go back to your shitty corner of the internet
The "shitty corner of the internet" lmao.
I wanna hear both the male and female text-to-speech have an argument like a married couple.
Yes!!
@@OLBastholm
[Robotic lady's voice] Robert. Where have you been all night you.. philandering pig.
[Robotic man's voice] Listen here. Woman. I am the man of this.. house and I demand respect
[Robotic child's voice] (crying)
The dentist with Alzheimer's story was kinda cute tho. Very weird but cute
I once had to explain to a couple what a crab was. They were over 30 with kids.
Another customer once complained their spoon was two heavy.
When I worked at a seafood restaurant, a customer with a shellfish allergy asked if we could wash all the kitchen equipment after each use so she could eat safely.
On Valentines Day, I told a man about a special where you could get a four curse meal with a sirloin as the entree or for five dollars more, you could get a filet. So he took the five dollars more, and when his filet arrived, he asked "wheres the rest of my meat?" I was confused. Apparently he thought that for five dollars more, we'd just give him an additional, more expensive cut of steak. He tipped me under 10% and accused me of lying to him.
Most recently, i had a woman open her menu and look at the steak section. She then pointed at the steaks in the menu and asked where she could find those steaks in the menu. I was speechless.
Why do waiters always look at me weird when I order a burger with no patty or bun?
So a Sal-ad?
-911 whats your emergency
"Yes I'd like to report a crime..."
My dad does that.
Mainly because diet- can't do a lot of white bread.
Though this guy also eats hot dogs with a fork and knife
@@YourCrazyDolphin excuse me? Are you saying your father eats his hot dogs with a fork and knife? I've seen people do that with pizza but never with hot dogs
@@Hahdgr Pizza is the only thing he'll ever use hands for.
thumbs up for the dark mode
Sieb 280803 dark mode is best
i’ve has it on for almost 2 years, switched it back to light mode and blinded myself! it looked so weird
Omg I’ve had it on for so long now that I honestly forgot about light mode 😅😂
Worked as a waiter for a senior living home for two years. Once had a resident ask me to put an apple in the microwave and serve it to her as a baked apple.
Well, she basically taught you how to easily make a baked apple (you also need to cut a hole on top and put some sugar/honey in it, and cinnamon) :)
Maybe she had seen one of those video games in which you put a piece of bread and a packet of ketchup in the oven and a fully-baked pizza comes out ten seconds later. 🍞+🍅+🧀+🔥= 🍕. Edit- I misread that as her expecting you to serve it as baked apple pie, and that's why I made the joke I did. I apologize for my confusion.
Daria Lu, Baked apples are delicious, unless they cover it with bad glaze. I went to somewhere with baked apples that tasted like plastic because of the glaze they used.
thanks for making this more friendly for your nightly viewers
*I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim*
Regulus Corneas *WE SERVE FOOD HERE, SIR*
Sherry it was a squidward meme ik so u didn’t get the joke but I’ll let someone else do the honors
@Sherry *inhales* WHOOOOSH
My request for every waiter is....
*To get me out of my crippling depression*
@Szilard Molnar damn i wish every waiter would do that to me
Swoty very cool normie
That's too much, how about fries?
We're out of that I can get a manager for u tho
homie i cant even do that for myself-i mean were getting it for you tomorrow....
I don't know. Working in a restaurant was the worst time of my life and I've blocked it all from my memory.
Z M can relate
Same.
How? It's the best time for me
If you want crazy diner service stories, don’t ask waiters or waitresses, ask a Maitre D’ that works at a Michelin star restaurant. While in College about 14 years ago, I worked in one such restaurant and the highest paid employees weren’t chefs but the Maitre D’s that regularly made 4 figures in a 5 hour Monday-Tuesday night in tips and gratuity by specifically satisfying insane requests without question, even if it means serving a meal from a neighboring restaurant behind the owners back, serving beverages that weren’t on the menu and the Maitre D’ had to leave and buy themselves. I’ve seen customers request a separate Maitre D’ to walk their poodle during their meal because the animal wasnt allowed inside, ive seen customers specifically request to be berated and insulted by their Maitre D’, and once even a Maitre D was requested to go to a customers home and drive the customers to the restaurant in the customers car and then take a customers car to a car wash and finally fill it up with fuel, while the customers had diner, before driving the customers back home. The Maitre D was tipped $1200 for fulfilling the request, and the Maitre D’ that actually served the couples table was tipped $800. Yet perhaps the most insane thing I’ve ever seen was a customer who paid the Maitre D’ to give them a tour of the kitchen, like in the movie Good Fellas, which resulted in the Head Chef threatening the Maitre D with a Butchers knife while screaming at the customer and called them a Goat f-cker and to get the hell out of his kitchen. Neither employee was fired because technically they were doing what the owner had told them to do in the situation.
William Brinkley Holy ???? Walk their poodle. Did anyone ever agree to that ? Back in the 70s I had a head chef wave a knife in my face because I accidentally pocketed an order. I had that coming 😊
Lol
Not a waiter/waitress, but I have a story.
The guy in front of me in the queue at a McDonald's loudly said to the worker "I'LL JUST HAVE AN EGG PLEASE"
The worker just replied "Sorry, sir, but we don't have eggs."
The guy responded with a quiet and sad "oh, sorry"
Domesticated Duck Poor guy just wanted his egg! 😂
But McDonalds does have eggs
Someone asked me if i could carbonate their iced tea.
Should have proceeded to stick a straw in and blow some bubbles.
Just add club soda. Duh
I'm French and I used to work in Australia as a waitress, for a couple of months. I don't have the typical french accent and a lot of customers have tried to guess where I was from. One time, I went to a table, said 'Hi guys, how are you?' And that old guy straight up asked me which part of Canada I was from, to which I responded that I was from France. He looked very surprised and asked me to 'force' my accent (aka speek like zis), which I did, for fun. But then he said 'Oh I like it. Can you keep doing this please? You're very beautiful. Oh but I could be your grandpa!'
Indeed, he looked somewhere between 70 and 80 years old and I'm 20.
When you wake up before your alarm rings so you rush to defuse it
*The bomb has been defused*
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
You stole this but ok
but then u run the risk of falling back asleep... decisions, decisions 😂
Shoutout to the pianist in the background. Great job!
lego technic -_- many ppl use that as background music I don’t think they would see it
Multiple times when I asked them what they wanted, they always asked if I was on the menu cus I looked delicious
Whoosh
Samuel Earl keep the salt on you, I have enough on me to be delicious myself
Samuel Earl thanks I do try, now if you'll excuse me there are some customers waiting
Samuel Earl , *Saxophone starts to play* No homo
Shuuuuuuuuuuure🙄
The one thing I don't understand about a lot of these stories is why these people never just called their managers to handle the situation. If something really outside what I'm supposed to be doing happens, that shit is not my problem, I'm taking it directly to the manager and going back to my normal shit.
At Christmas Time. We were bringing down a tables Sweets (They had pre-ordered them weeks prior) as we we're bringing all the apple pies down a lady asked if she can NOT have Custard on hers, I legged it up the stairs at just before my Boss/Chef poured the Custard over the last one. It was a close call....
Many places leave the custard in little servings on the side so they have the option of custard or not. But who the hell doesn't love custard? Cretins!
@@cattysplat Or people with a like, deathly serious milk allergy? :P
11:15 did the text-to-voice really just skip the word 'gay' entirely? xD
I will not lie to you, I love all these videos but I am 704% more likely to watch them if you use dark mode.
704.50%
I have a friend who works at Subways.
There is a guy who come almost every morning. He only takes a coffee and cookies, and leave if anyone enter the restaurant. He says that he is related to the mafia and that he has a lot of friends in prison
When he comes he basically just looks at the kitchen from his table and ask to see the manager if he feels like something is wrong.
If he feel like the manager isnt doing anything or isnt dealing with the problem, he tells the other servers that she(the manager) should watch her back because he might kidnap her and bring her into the forest, because he did that a lot of time with other people.
Since my friend doesnt want that guy to scream and be angry he just agree with everything he says. And the guy feel like Subway really have his back. So he keeps saying that if he kills someone he would probably come to Subway because he knows they would protect him.
Just a normal customer.
(Its not really ONE request, but its more like a lot of weird request about how they run the store and how he isnt happy about it xd)
Just hire him already lol (he seems so caring, even if in a weird way).
*Could I get a small loan of a million dollars*
My favourite request I ever got was a seafood ramen with an allergy to seafood.
She ended up just having the noodles, plain broth and some peashoots.
ouch.. that's like vegans trying to eat 'meaty' burgers but made out of no meat at all...
Video suggestion: weirdest deal-breakers for agreements/plans/situations that should have been a “sure thing”
My brother:Name the one rapper Eminem was afraid to diss
Me: The eight tailed jinchuriki
For some reason I just got the most joyful feeling clicking on your video and I have been having a horrible day because a family member has passed away
So sorry about your loss. How are you holding up?
That's a nice last story. It's amazing that some elderly people think they need to pay you just to listen and talk with them. I love listening to old people and hearing their stories about what they were doing during a certain point in history. It's so fascinating.
I had a customer ask for a grilled cheese with no cheese. We had toast on the menu,
I worked also as waiter.
So here is my short story:
Every now and then, bunch of old ladies came into restaurant where I worked. They insisted on ordering perfectly poured beer in shot glass... The ladies kept ordering this shit in a rush hour over and over. When they got "drunk", they always complained about the small size of the beer and wanted refund. One of the ladies allegedly got friends in nearby court....so me and my boss were forced to endure this shit over years otherwise we will get into "huuuuge" trouble.
I'm glad im not waiter anymore...
Have to put your foot down or bad behaviour keeps continuing. Even people in power have to abide by the rules of the business.
One day I was working my night shift at Pizza Hut and this one dude called the phone and ordered a krabby patty it turns out that it was my bosses drunk son
Both the "Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?!" joke AND an inverse of the plot of the Pizza Delivery episode!
Just a krabby patty? He should have gone the whole nine yards and asked for Bubble Bass's order.
The way the TTS said “formula” made me laugh more than the posts 😂
When a customer asked me to remove the sugar from the pre-made tea... it’s made from water, tea bag, condense milk and sugar...
Where I work we offer fruit cups of pineapple, honey dew, grapes and cantaloupe. I had a lady so determined to order a smoothie that she made me pour that into the blender with some yougurt and milk.......she hated it and didn’t touch a drop. She was charged for a fruit cup and a yogurt parfait.....she had to ~$20 for something she didn’t even drink
I worked in a coffee shop and once had an old man ask me if I could go to the pharmacy next door to pick him up advil.
"Sure thing Frank, I'll go get it right now" amazing 😂😂😂😂
I'm not a waiter, I worked in a Deli so I made salads and sandwiches and cut meat, and served the prepped salads. One lady comes in on my very last day and asks for the beet salad..... without beets. The only thing left would be the onion slices. So, with a large spoon like we usually use, I scooped it into the container and took out all the beets, leaving the onions and the beet juice in the bottom. She was delighted, thanked me profusely, and mentioned that she would 'put in a good word for me, to my manager'. It was my last day. I told her that and she laughed and apologized. For some reason it just stuck with me.
Also, another time, another lady came in. She always wore the weirdest outfits, and all her outfits included elbow-length gloves. Her regular purchase was 500 grams of honey ham, with each slice on it's own sheet of parchment (For those who don't work in a deli, 4-5 slices is about 100 grams if sliced the normal width, at about a 0.5); this ended up being 25 slices of meat with 25 separate parchment sheets. She then asked if I could put them into 100 gram groups, which was five bags. It took forever, and I usually worked the closing shift, so that meant I was alone in the Deli, and she always came around 9 which was when I was alone. If there were other customers, I would either have to ignore them or do their far less complicated orders between slicing.
This was when I was 16. I started working there when I was 15.
Some of those were surprisingly sweet. I haven't done that work before, but if I do it someday, hopefully I'll meet some of these curious but nice people.
So I was waiting this family of four and at my cafe we get a lot of tourists (I’m from the Netherlands) so we frequently had to talk in English to our customers. So I come up to them and start explaining what kind of pastures we have today and they stare at me like I’m stupid or something so I think oh they must not understand Dutch so I switch to English. After like ten seconds the parents interrupt me and say (in Dutch) we aren’t foreigners gosh we can speak Dutch just fine, and I was like why didn’t you react the first time then huh!
Also one time a man yelled at me because I ‘skipped’ him in my rounds asking if everything was okay to the customers. It was my first workday so I was quite a bit shocked but apparently that man was notorious for yelling and saying our place was trash and stuff. He did come back often tho so I don’t know what his deal was..
Rude customers who keep complaining will always come back no matter what. I wish they wouldn't.
@@z_danimals Yep they are attention seeking scumbags. Manager wont throw them out because they spend so much money, but the stress and damage it causes to the atmosphere is not worth it, other customers leave when loud idiots are around...
Yes I recently had a guy like that. He claimed to own a restaurant, be a chef, former health and sanitation inspector for restaurant and will tell thousands of people on all social platforms (BBB, google, yelp) that we are a bad place. And I just stood there for 15 minutes until he was done berating me. I just work here, it’s not like I own the place or anything.
Anyway he acted like he was a big shot. Reminds me of a mafia guy.
But yea he’s gonna be back. Like all the other buttfaces that screams in my face.
@@LemmePSLmyFootUpURazz You are a wall of strength.
I live in the Netherlands and I once visited a restaurant as a costumer, on Valentinesday.
I ordered spaghetti, but without the Parmezan.
The waitress brought me a bowl of spaghetti, with parmezan on top, including a large bowl on the side, with extra parmezan in it.
I asked if she'd misunderstood, but she walked off.
15 minutes later (in which I'd taken most of the parmezan off) she suddenly crouched down on the level of the table, pouted and put on an emphasized babyvoice, saying; 'Oohh you don't like the flavours? Ahhwwwww..well..maybe there's something else you like, huh? Want to order something else?" She even pushed her bottom lip forward in an attempt to look like a baby.
I was surprised and shook my head and she got up immediately and yelled backwards, towards the bar; 'She's barely eaten from it! She's given the parmezan to her boyfriend, same with the rucola-lettuce...and she didn't eat the tomato-cubes either! She just left most of the food."
The girl behind the bar and the waitress both laughed maniacally, as she walked back from my table.
The people outside on the terrace heard it and laughed along. Our 'neighbour'-table said; 'Ohmygod, did you hear that? They said something about that girl not eating her food..look!' and they tried peeking in my food-'bowl' (containing a gigantic pile of spaghetti and leftover-parmezan, because I'd júst eaten an icecream before we went there.) and then théy laughed their bums off, because it was such an embarrassing and weird situation.
Either way, I ran to the toilet and cried my eyes out, my boyfriend took the side of the waitress and started berating me on not liking the parmezan and 2 months later the restaurant was closed and they were out of a job. The end.
The guy from Alabama’s story would be a great short story or film. I would totally watch that.
Worked at a pizza place a few years ago. I covered a shift at another location that was short staffed and had a customer ask for quadruple sauce on his pizza.
Apparently this was a once a week customer.
Thats just tomato soup, and it's impossible to cut or box. Idk how they did it (i didn't see it made, but apparently they always did it)
6:51 That"Yuck" Made me fall laughing. I dont get why some people hate the computer voices, their funny as hell
Worked at a popular seafood restaurant , was a cook. Was asked to fry salmon. Me: Really?
I also worked at a seafood restaurant on the Pacific Coast, and we served Salmon fish and chips. They were actually really good.
I don't see the issue. I have fried salmon several times a year. It's very popular in Norway.
Oooh, I've had salmon fish and chips. They're good
@@cyancyborg1477 Yes, they are!
As a Malaysian, I either eat salmon sashimi & sushi i bought, or fried salmon slices & onion strips at home to eat with rice. YUM. Thanks Japan, for the recipes.
my cousin ordered a block of cheese from a breakfast restaurant
Hmmmm. .a senior citizen coming in for years then randomly never shows up again. ...hmmmm I wonder why he could've possibly stopped coming. ...*facepalm*
The hell kind of ranch dressing is $11? It should be like a third of that price for a whole bottle.
depends on how big the bottle is
Restaurant mark up.
A soup bowl is pretty big, no? It depends on the size because they say it was full, so the bottle was probably quite big, yes?
Many bottled, packaged or canned ingredients come in extra large sizes for restaurants/caterers.
When I get drinks I always ask for just one ice cube
I worked at a Chick Fil A in Texas and the people who worked drive thru had a regular they called Van Lady who always waited until she got to the window before requesting six large waters. She never asked for them when she placed her order but they knew her voice so they would always have the waters ready by the time she got there. I was usually working Lobby so I never saw her personally but I heard about her often.
@@saltychebs Cool.
Guest: Lemme get a large lemon pepper boneless wings, without the bones.
I swear I nearly died on the line.
Customer: dr.pepper
Waiter: mr.pibb it is
Customer: *anger noise*
oh yeah yeah I like both, so I'm satisfied with whichever they can provide.
I worked as a waiter in a small town where a major part of the population were elders. I noticed that for some reason it was common for elders there to tell you what they wanted by reading the ingredients instead of the name of the actual dish. EVERY. SINGLE. INGREDIENT.
It was really infuriating sometimes, specially at days when the place was full and I couldn't wait for every elder at a table to slowly read the (at least) 10+ ingredients of a dish.
'wanted her salad tossed'🤣🤣🤣
*proceeds to throw across room*
at the table. pretty kinky ;)
“Can I have some chicken breast, hold the chicken”
- Michael Scott
50% of the answers: *actually about servers*
Other 50%: *aren’t servers*
Both still amusing
whenever the narrator says "burjer" it makes me laugh so much
yo i literally was thinking "why hasn't restaurant requests been a video yet?" and here we are
Same!
Awww... ^^ “Scott” seemed like an amazing man!!! :)
Waiter: gives Mr Beast a glass of water
Mr Beast: that's a $100,000 tip
When I heard the ranch soup story, my stomach was already hurting for reasons unknown and the thought of a bowl of ranch made me sick.
not really a waitress but i work at mcdonalds and every thursday at 7:30pm the same man comes in and orders a plain cheeseburger with no bun or patty....he literally just orders a slice of cheese for 99p. every week for over a year now. he just eats the cheese then leaves like wtf
...okaaay then...moving on
That last one with the man that demanded you sit and eat with him, that sounds like a man who needs a cabaret club in his life.
I used to work for a chocolate company called Ghirardelli in one of their ice cream shops. We sold only ice cream, chocolate and company merch but for some reason every so often we'd get someone sincerly asking if we sold sandwiches despite none being on display or in our menu.
My guess is the "delli" in the name confused people.
Are there other stores than in S.F.? I thought in1981 there was only one. Likely they have expanded since then. (!)
Was on a wedding and there was a kitchen staff person "helping" us waiters out in a few minor things like cutting cake before deploying it on the tables. He was a pretty fun guy before he started to get seriously drunk. Later on I found out he actually was a guest (who sneaked into the kitchen) at the specific table I served. Over the course of the evening his funny side transformed into a more creepy vibe. As I served him some wine he said it was fun working with me and offered me a handshake, which I accepted out of politeness. However, he held on to my hand and started complimenting me and said I was a great waiter and good looking and so on. He said "We're friends right? " and I confusedly mumbled yes while he still held onto my hand. He dragged me into a picture that his (assumed) wife took of him wrapping his arm around me and me forcing a smile while slowly starting to get angry because I felt, that I should've gotten out of this situation much sooner and now was in this undignifying situation of pretending to be friends with this old drunk man, who couldn't keep his distance. To top it off, he asked me when my shift would end and if I would be free for him this evening. His (supposedly) wife didnt seem to be surprised one bit and so did the rest of his family members sitting around this table next to the brides table appear to not care.
I pretended to haven't heard what he asked and with my last efforts to stay proffessional I escaped his grip on my shoulder and mumbled that I had to serve wine on the next table.
What started as a good working day at a wedding and not much to do since we were overstaffed turned into this weird experience where I now wonder what now happened to this picture of me trying to smile next to this man.
Its so embarrassing to remember this whole situation that resolved out of trying to be nice and maybe getting a bit of a tip.
Thanks for reading my rant lol.
Sorry for overcomplicated sentences and bad grammar.
English isn't my first language.
The Alzheimer's dentist one was adorable
That dude from the horse race bar story sounds like someone you could talk to in a game to start a side quest.