Why am I watching this? Because one day I *_MIGHT_* have to cut a _WHOLE_ wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese and i'll be damned if i'm not prepared for that day
Fun Fact: Cheese actually has very little lactose content. Especially those aged for quite some time. I'm not telling you what to do with this info, but you might have been able to eat cheese this whole time and never knew. Consume safely
Same wtf, I’m literally relating to all 3 of the points you said.. I’m not sure about the lactose intolerant part because I haven’t gotten tested yet but I have bad reactions to them
Suckmyballz Gameplays Is a video about something that has 900 years of tradition really that weird and fucked up that has to admitted? I mean, would it really be shameful to outright say you enjoyed watching the process of portionong a $2000 wheel of cheese?
i have online school, and i realized that im watching an italian guy cutting Parmesan Cheese... oh lord im bored like fr online schooling gets me tired
Same dude I have a test tomorrow what am I doing watching a man open a cheese wheel while laughing my but off every time he says Parmigiano reggiano because I had too many capri-suns
Lol reading all these english comments talking about how rare and expensive parmigiano is feels pretty strange as an Italian who lives in the area where the cheese is produced. Here it is actually pretty cheap and sometimes you will get a parmigiano knife for free (i have like 15 lol)
every year or so this video always gets recommended to me, and every year or so... I sit and watch the whole thing cause I love the music and I love cheese
this might be a meme, but i'll explain it anyway. The knife has to only be straight in two axis, not all of them. It is forming a 90 degree angle with the flat cheese, therefore there is no problem in it being tilted a little bit inwards depthwise
It's 4 am, I have to get up at 7 am and I have a maths test and I am watching this Parmigiano Reggiano thing that I will probably never use in my life but who cares
Me: has never watched anything cheese related, has no interest in cheese history, cheese knowledge, or the art of cheese cutting techniques TH-cam: watch this video Me: yeah okay
Finally! With this tutorial, i wont have any issues with my daily routine when i feel embarrassed in front of my friends not knowing how to cut a parmigiano properly.
I’m not alone when I say that while knowing nothing about this huge ass cheese, I still watched the entire fucking video without it losing my attention once
Others: Ah, he can cut a perfect line without any sort of machinery Me, an intellectual: *skips to part where I thought he’d be stabbing the cheese wheel with his bare hand*
No one: Literally no one: Me: **awake at 4am with a project due tommorow that I haven't started but is watching a man cut a wheel of cheese I will probably never buy**
I want to see people speedrun this. Two categories: vertical% and lateral%.
LMGOQOROSBFJRJDBJEJSKAO I NEED IT
Any%
and each category would subdivide into halves, fourths and eights
Yas
@@JuanLau (tries alien technique)
My daily morning routine:
Wake up
Brush my teeth
Take a shower
Purchase, cut, proportion, package, and sell parmigiano reggiano cheese
Eat breakfast
Underrated comment!
Wut
AntKriGra :D how is it underrated if it has 1.3k+ likes? 😂👏🏼
Parmiggiani reggiano. Spell it properly
@@maindepth8830 you should it too. It's parmigiano.
I will never, ever cut a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano. So why do I feel like this was time well spent educating myself?
because fun facts to flex are fun for noone but you
"New torturing technique unlocked"
@@thepriestpucci4988 oh so that was why there were so many different knives. Now I see that they wanted me to experiment with my victims!
@@theintelligentcow7447 lol, have fun!
@@thepriestpucci4988 oh believe me, I will. The other guy not so much.
I gotta admit... This didn't even appear on my recommended feed this time. I actually went and looked it up.
Yea I did too
Welcome to our safe spot
Hello fellow looker upper
I did too, helped me get out of being held hostage
been here a few times myself too
Ah yes ill join too... I searched for this too...
Nobody:
TH-cam:
YE FUKIN WANNA KNOW HOW TO CUT CHEESE
And you ? You click the video😂2
all of these comments are all like "OMG TH-cam IS ON DRUGS LOL" but it must be doing something right cuz you clicked on it
Don't we all want to know? XD
Yo dawg I heard you like cheese.
Dead meme
The bullies at school are gonna regret making fun of me when i split their skulls like a Parmigiano reggiano cheese brick.
That's brutal.
Take your time
Tbh i would make fun of you just because then my death would be final.
"Now you have 2 1/8ths of Parmigiano skulliano!"
What a cool way to die tho
I like to imagine after cutting they are like “alright, we’ve practiced cutting, time to glue it back together.”
No matter how shitty this joke is, it still made me laugh.
true true
They act like everyone has a whole Parmigiano Reggiano just laying around ready to be cut 😂😂😂
Italy...
That's implying that you don't have a emergency wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano always at standby
If you have a restaurant or a supermarket this could actually be useful
or the knife set.
Wait you dont.
idc that he didn't split with his bare hands, but not eating the small bits that got loose while cutting is a capital sin
Each of those worth 20 dollars
If you work as a cheesecutter, do they inspect you to make sure you didn't smuggle out some cheese bits?
@@torugho that doesn't cost soo much 😂
Have you ever not heard of hygiene?
Angel Solina have you heard of how amazing Parmesan tastes
I'm glad I could hear him say "Parmigiano Reggiano" several times.
"parmijjiaanou rejjianou"
@@27ricky04 MAMA MIA!!
Turns me on
@@luket2958 hell yeah
Se lo sento un'altra volta mi taglio io non il formaggio
fun drinking game: take a shot everytime he says parmigiano reggiano
I-
I gotta try this
Alcohol poisoning 101.
you are carrying the entire alcoholic drink business
or when he says parmesan cheese knife
Parmigiano _[dramatic pause]_ -reggiano.*
the fact that there's a youtube channel with 15,000 subscribers about a specific type of cheese really makes my life complete
Why am I watching this? Because one day I *_MIGHT_* have to cut a _WHOLE_ wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano cheese and i'll be damned if i'm not prepared for that day
I have to break one of these per day at my job in Vegas
Thanks for sharing, Colonel. :)
If you get one, you will own a €10,000 piece of cheese
My thoughts exactly 😂
TuckyKing omg I was asking myself the same thing ! After I almost finish the video lol
"How to cut a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano"
me: looking at the block of $5 Walmart cheddar
*close enough*
eh, i did it with rotisserie chicken and got the same results
@@tramarthomas6105 you re just 695 euros shy..
@@tramarthomas6105 *slides a cheese knife into a god damn rotisserie chicken*
@@jaub1742 your picture made your comment better than intended
The flavor will never compare
Americans: I want to be a doctor when I grow up!
Italians: Cheese tester.
we prefer the term cheesers
I will literally probably, never in my life get a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano, and yet here i am still watching this.
Parmigiano Reggiano ☝️
why am I here
actually bought a massive wedge of parmigiano for a cheese board
@@wooshbaiter3525 where would i even
i thought he would literally cut that damn thing with his hand like a karate expert
He's not?
Im sad
And yet I still watched and for some bloody reason _enjoyed_ it as if I might someday ditch my current life and start selling cheese
Me too
shichi SAME
Its 3AM, I'm lactose intolerant, and I've literally never even seen a full cheese wheel in person in my life
Fun Fact: Cheese actually has very little lactose content. Especially those aged for quite some time. I'm not telling you what to do with this info, but you might have been able to eat cheese this whole time and never knew. Consume safely
I don't like cheese
why am I here?..
Same wtf, I’m literally relating to all 3 of the points you said.. I’m not sure about the lactose intolerant part because I haven’t gotten tested yet but I have bad reactions to them
Parmigiano Reggiano hasn't got any lactose in it
we are all here in the same scenario. Its 3:47 am
13:05 "Have undecided customers try a shaving of cheese"
Proceeds to happily hand him a whole BLOCK of cheese
I know right lol
I feel holistically unqualified to watch this video. I don't even own a cheese store.
“Make sure the knife is straight”
The knife: /
The knife: I guess I’m gay
Lol 😂
It’s funny cause I’m bi 😏
THIS IS FUCKING 2020 WHY SHOULD THE KNIFE BE STRAIGHT ?
the knife: ~
*The Knife: O*
I finally know how to properly cut my parmigiano reggiano
Are you actually aware of how to cut your Parmigiano reggiano?
Fuck u
Can_of_ Shit 👀
@@ItsXY hehe!
XD
Skyrim character: "Wow, this is worthless" *Proceeds to stuff 13 cheese wheels into their mouth simultaneously.*
TH-cam: Parmigiano Reggiano?
Me: Sure, Calculus II final test can wait.
Who else thought he was going to cut the cheese with his bare hands?
Yes
Yeah
Y e s
Hol up he is not gonna use his hands ???
Edit:im kinda dissapointed
I was kind of hopeing he was just ghoing to walk on stage with his shirt off and just fucking shout and chop it clean in two with his hand
I thought he was gonna use his actual hands to cut the cheese.
To be honest I thought that to that's why I clicked the video
same
Jonathan Tran same
Are you European?
@@veiksuvaliaho6697 no, I'm half Vietnamese half Chinese.
I appreciate the fact that they teach us this kind of stuff with the awareness that not all people can experienced this type of dish.
“How to Cut Parmigiano Reggiano by Hand”
*instructs you to get knives out”
Me, expecting the man to karate chop the cheese: 😔
Narrator: “check the cheese wheel”
Cheese cutter: “yup, that’s cheese alright.”
"Hold on... is this a fucking piece of Moon stone?"
yup this cheese is made of cheese
It would be pretty fuckin awkward if it wasn’t
Cheese expert: yep looks like chee- IS THIS A BAG OF FOCKIN POTATOES
@@enzoqueijao "I paid for mozzarella damn it!"
@@enzoqueijao * evolves his clefairy *
I swear the narrator recorded saying parmigiano reggiano once and then the editor copy and pasted the same voice clip everywhere
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS
hr: why should we hire you
me: well i can cut in a precise angle of parmigiano reggiano.
works everytime on any interview
I need this, although I'm not going to cut a whole wheel I've ordered a 3 Kg piece and now I know how to cut it, thank you for the video, Brilliant
Me:
TH-cam: We believe you'd someday need the sacred skill of cutting a Parmigiano Reggiano
Me: Enlighten me.
Shut up
Jakium no u
I just watched someone cut cheese for 13 minutes and I have no idea why, I guess the great video kept me going!!
LOL SAMEE
Well at least you didn't watch someone "cut the cheese" for 13 minutes and found it a great video that kept you going.
Suckmyballz Gameplays
Is a video about something that has 900 years of tradition really that weird and fucked up that has to admitted? I mean, would it really be shameful to outright say you enjoyed watching the process of portionong a $2000 wheel of cheese?
same here...
The music kept me going. lol.
Dzięki Bartek, teraz już wiem jak dzielić parmigiano reggiano
Wow Polski komentarz
Witaj! Nie spodziewałem się tu znaleźć polskiego komentarza.
5.4 million people: ah yes I too want to know how to cut a 900$ wheel of cheese of which I don't own.
900$???
Do it really cost that much?
@@dannagonetofar7352 yeah, its crazy
@@elliotyoung8760 considering it takes 3 years just to make one...
Alternate title:
"How to cut cheese you can't afford"
it is not expensive, after seeing this i bought some online
@@landynmullins894 how much did it cost?
"this item does not ship to Italy. Please check other sellers who may ship internationally."
@@sblorpo6863 Man, this cheese is already in Italy 'cause its produced there😂
@@landynmullins894 2400$ not including shipping, yeah, holy shit, I could buy food for 3 months for the cost of this wheel
Catch my son cutting his Parmigiano Reggiano cheese brick vertically and not laterally 💀🙄😳🔒
bruh
Birdman?
The FUNNIEST thing I’ve read today 💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought my family was the only one where everyone got his own Parmigiano Reggiano cheese wheel.
Why so many people emojis? 🤨🤨😐😐😱😱
Me in lock down:
TH-cam: You wanna see an Italian guy cutting a giant wheel of Parmigiano Regganio cheese?
When he say Parmigiano Reggiano I felt that
Saw some Parmigiano Reggiano in the shop today. It had the little symbol and everything. Felt like I was meeting a celebrity
Signal15 hahaha my god
Now I need to find some....
For real, any advertisement is good advertisement
Did you take a photo? Did it say... Cheese?
It's normal to see in Switzerland. It's just more expensive than Grana Padano.
Diana please see yourself out, thank you. 😂
my heart sank in tears, when five knives were placed on the table while the title said cutting by hand.
i have online school, and i realized that im watching an italian guy cutting Parmesan Cheese... oh lord im bored like fr online schooling gets me tired
Same dude I have a test tomorrow what am I doing watching a man open a cheese wheel while laughing my but off every time he says Parmigiano reggiano because I had too many capri-suns
update: i just showed the first few minutes of this to my spanish class lol
This will be a very helpful video next time I visit my local Parmigiano Reggiano dealer!
Everytime the dude says "Parmigiano Reggiano" i'm feeling so Italian
We don't say parmijjjjjjjjiano rejsjjjjiano , waaaay wrong the pronounce
@@fiorellinobambi yeah it ain't even the right goddam pronunciation
@@gabrielesiragusa3426 yes but that's normal, the way we use the letter "G" and its pronunciation are way different than in english
Wrong pronounce
I am Italian
Nobody:
The narrator: Parmigiano Reggianooooo
What?
Fancyyy
PARMEJANOE REJJANOO
NINOOOOOO
Giorno Giovana
I’m italian and it’s 11pm, i haven’t done my homework for tomorrow and Idfk why I am here but i do, and I watched the video all the way trough
Friend: *Brings over some Parmigiano-Reggiano*
Me: One second, let me fetch my parmesan cheese knife to cut this Parmigiano-Reggiano
"like that's ever gonna happen"
Lol reading all these english comments talking about how rare and expensive parmigiano is feels pretty strange as an Italian who lives in the area where the cheese is produced. Here it is actually pretty cheap and sometimes you will get a parmigiano knife for free (i have like 15 lol)
nicoghiro31 noone in the comments nor this comment said it was rareor expensive...
@@Whatismusic123 The comment below this says literally that
Don’t Censor Hentai nice username
The TH-cam recommendation system have brought us together once again.
Yup
Yeah
Ah i see well i came from the epicurios one where they literally show how to cut every fish
Yup i lowkey watched the whole thing
yeah hello
Man, I just lost my job and now here I am watching cheese videos. What a life.
every year or so this video always gets recommended to me, and every year or so... I sit and watch the whole thing cause I love the music and I love cheese
Title: The art of cutting cheese by hand
Commentator: Now get your knives ready
3:45
“The knife has to be perfectly straight”
*has the knife at an angle*
this might be a meme, but i'll explain it anyway.
The knife has to only be straight in two axis, not all of them. It is forming a 90 degree angle with the flat cheese, therefore there is no problem in it being tilted a little bit inwards depthwise
@@jgperes what, can you explain that again???
@@jgperes jk
@@jgperes thx 4 clarifying
Pretty sure that 90% of the people here are watching this at 12 am minimum lmao
You genius! how did you know?
It's literally 12:02am lmao
I got this in my recommendation twice this year, despite never having watched a single other video about parmigianino reggiano in my life.
Cheese cutting expert *grabs the Parmigiano Reggiano and whispers*: “Omae wa mou shindeiru”
Parmigiano Reggiano: “mamma mia”
Parmigiano Reggiano: *_WWAAAAAAAHHH_*
I like the part where he said “Parmigiano Reggiano”
which apears to be every five to ten seconds.
@@KristofferEk U don't got the joke, he liked the entire video :v
"You have no idea how little it narrows it down."
It reminds me of a meme that adds up to 2 shaqule o' nale
1000th like
Every single time this man says "Parmigiano Reggiano" with that voice, I burst in laughter without fail. Help, please fix my humor.
Why did I obtain this information better than anything I ever learnt in school
"It has to be perfectly straight"
Me: that knife isn't straight
And neither am I.
@@jupitersworld9871 DAMNIT YOU BEAT ME TO IT
@@jayinblue Great minds think alike.
@@jupitersworld9871 Gay minds think alike**
Pretty sure that knife is bi, likes cutting both sides.
Me: hmm.. I wonder what’s on my feed today
TH-cam: C H E E S E
K A R A T E
(Edit) Jesus Christ i didn’t expect this many likes, thx guys
No one expect cheese karate
Ali mem personally, I expected he would use his bare hands
I also expected cheese karate
Same bro xD
FoodisWonder _ same
This is the 5th time i came across this video since its first came out... And i always watched the whole thing because it is really satisfying
It's 4 am, I have to get up at 7 am and I have a maths test and I am watching this Parmigiano Reggiano thing that I will probably never use in my life but who cares
Literally thought he was going to judo chop the wheel apart. Im disappointed.
Estoril Doge same
+Estoril Doge there is no such thing as judo chop, u can’t punch or kick in judo
Clickbait, it was depressing not cutting it by real hand
Estoril Doge me too
I'm more disappointed at the news that there is no such thing as a "judo chop" .
Why does this feel like an official Nintendo tutorial?
music.
Parmesan Reggieano
I just started working in the cheese department at a grocery store that sells this cheese so this was very informative!
I am endlessly entertained by this for no reason
Me: has never watched anything cheese related, has no interest in cheese history, cheese knowledge, or the art of cheese cutting techniques
TH-cam: watch this video
Me: yeah okay
Alexias Rei@ I bet you have watched everything on your recommended then using the logic of this crappy comment
*welcome to cheese*
I just watched a 14 minute video about how to correctly cut posh cheese.
So did you.
...instead of studying
@@murmurghle For me this is studying
Wrong, I watched a 13 and 46 second video, not 14, you fool
And I enjoyed every second of it
I don't even know why...
I'm not even a chesse fan...
Why did I watch this?
Sorry for my English. I'm German.
Finally!
With this tutorial, i wont have any issues with my daily routine when i feel embarrassed in front of my friends not knowing how to cut a parmigiano properly.
Thanks for the tutorial! Really needed this one.
me: _trying to sleep_
youtube: *actually now you are a cheese expert*
edit: you thought i will thank you for 2k likes
but you thought
incorrectly
same here
Sameee its 1 am rn
Yinaris Espinosa it’s 12:43 rn
@@yinarisespinosa6378 1:14 here sir
It looks like a well polished piece of wood for some reason...
Why did I watch the whole thing knowing damn well I'm never gonna purchase a Parmesan cheese wheel.
It’s actually parmigiano reggiano
@@luket2958 same difference my nigga
@@limm3039 Ahum Ahum, you CLEARLY didn't see the video.
@@GaryRozu it was a joke broski
@@limm3039 (i know, i was also joking brotha)
I think it's the 4th time youtube has recommended me this video and every single time I watch the whole thing
TH-cam recommendations giving me stuff that i actually find interesting
Why did I watched the whole video?
....commercials have A LOT to learn from you guys!
id104335409 I was watching a video about a review of a phone and now I am on a video about how to section parmigiano regiano cheese
Best commercial I've seen since the LOL community commercials.
If it was a commercial about cheese, I'd watch the whole thing too.
it is a commercial about cheese
id104335409 😂😂
I’m not alone when I say that while knowing nothing about this huge ass cheese, I still watched the entire fucking video without it losing my attention once
Michio Kaku 😂😂😂😂 same
Me too, i didn't even noticed it was 13 fucking minutes long until I started reading the comments.
Michio Kaku fucking same. Idk what im doing with my life anymore.
thats what good video editing and production does well done to the team behind the video
Nobody:
TH-cam recommendations: cheese?
nobody:
Parmigiano Reggiano: The art of cutting by hand
Idk why but I feel somehow this knowledge will help me in the future
Jake Machado it will.
Your brain will use this as an example of precision and patience to achieve something extremely valuable.
This is the ideal cheese body. You may not like it, but this is what peak flavor looks like.
Daniel Gonzalez very sexy cheese body
lool
Why wouldn't someone like it?
I watch too many memes so i got that...
Daniel Gonzalez try dutch cheese you'll know what good cheese tastes like
Others: Ah, he can cut a perfect line without any sort of machinery
Me, an intellectual: *skips to part where I thought he’d be stabbing the cheese wheel with his bare hand*
FINALLY im a PARMIGIANO REGGIANO expert, thank you
Swear when I read the art of cutting by hand I thought my man would be karate chopping the cheese.
sportagus3 that’s the only reason I clicked in 😂
sportagus3 agreed XD
sportagus3
Literally my exact thought
Why I thought the same thing😂
Same lol
“The best way to turn the wheel is to stand it up, turn it around, then put it back down”
ah yes of course it all makes sense now
Glad to see that. Always struggled at that part.
holy shit that part played as i read the comment
And here I've been just turning it over WITHOUT standing it up and rotating it on its edge, like an absolute neanderthal.
I cant wait for the moment in my life when I totally surprise someone with my profesional knowledge on parmigiano reggiano
I found this video at 2 in the morning and its really comfy for some reason
nobody:
TH-cam: hey wanna see a guy hand cut a cheese wheel?
Me: you mean like karate chop it? heck yes
TH-cam: nope
Me: still watches anyway
For me it was more of RIPE it apart by hand 😂 but same
me too man
Catergory: Entertainment
Me: *entertained*
hi
fact god
lmao
I have no idea why I’m watching a video about cheese but it doesn’t matter. This is great content.
I'm in an online class right now but this is more important
Fun drinking game: take a shot each
Time he says “parmesan cheese knife”
BTW I love Parmigiano
I’m dead 5 mins in
@@bonifaciolauria5744 noone cares stfu
mc donalds nobody cares about you
And it’s no-one noone is a word about as stupid as you
@@mcdonalds452 damn son ain't nobody hugged you enough? Here take a virtual one.
You are valued and cared for. No need to offset hurt this way.
take a shot every time he says "parmesan cheese knife"
i died from alcohol poisoning
John Carr McIlnay
Aint shit 😤
Or parmigiano regiano
15 shots
John Carr McIlnay well id be dead
I find myself coming back to this video a year later still enjoying it
I never thought in my life I would watch a guy teaching me how to cut cheese for 13 minutes
It's fucking 4 am
I have officially hit rock bottom
Mr. ZeNDeR same dude
you haven't seen anything... i guess...
12:07 for me
Mr. ZeNDeR 12 :02 for me
4:00 am for me
I honestly thought he was gunna like karate chop the wheel and it would perfectly split
saint yep, I didn't know cheese wheels are that big.
Nice AVI.
Yea me to 😂
I don’t know why you’d expect anything less. Look at the fucking title.
HandfulOfStrange The title said cutting by hand... Knife hands?
I don’t even run a cheese shop of anything that would make this video useful to me
I just like watching the cheese get cut
Me: Will never buy a cheese wheel this large
Also me after the video: "Time well spent"
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: **awake at 4am with a project due tommorow that I haven't started but is watching a man cut a wheel of cheese I will probably never buy**
Corey Louie did you finish the project in time?
Literally me right now
I have to study sooo... same
Holy shit are you spying on me? Thats exactly what im doing
Literally me too