Channel Cheese - How to break open a Parmesan cheese with Carlo Guffanti
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Due to popular demand - the extended, unedited footage of Italian cheese master Carlo Guffanti cracking open a parmesan. - บันเทิง
Why the fuck am I watching some Italian guy cutting a bigass cheese in the middle of the night.
I don't know but you aren't alone in doing that.
Yeah me too! WTF! But you must try the butter churning one, great viewing at 1 in the morning...!
Yep.
I'm on the same wagon as you.
Aspari hahahhahahahahha I'm doing the same right now lol.
So the number one rule of cutting a wheel of cheese is respect
Yes grasshoppa
+Sean Rossick Respect my ass. It's about making something look professional when even a 7 year old can do it. If you say it's done by a professional with respect, it will yield more money. People are so stupid they believe this shit.
+Paul Shin Yeah almost like he does that shit for a living. Anyone can do it once they're shown I guess but no one's gonna trust you with a big ass wheel of cheese that took three years to age. If you instructed anyone to try and cut that cheese they'd probably try hacking through and fucking it up.
It's really hard to fuck up a simple task as cutting a block of cheese into pieces. Lol
Paul Shin
Well if you're selling this expensive ass piece of cheese it should probably look good and not all fucked up like the guy showed.
he’s gained the full trust of the cheese, I bet when nobody’s around the cheese talks to him
Bruh
Cheese: Now my time
🤣🤣
Only if he brings the wine with HIM
😂
Hearing this gentleman speak English is so peaceful and relaxing.
I learned today that cheese is an artform, and much like women, you do not understand it fully until you are 80
08bourquem Women just want love, orgasms, children, and their pms symptoms ignored. What's so hard to understand?
dadevi You forgot chocolate, lots of chocolate.
Not all women, so I didn't include that.
08bourquem Don't be an idiot, women are easy to understand.
dadevi Not all women want children or have pms just saying xD....
When it's midnight and you find yourself watching a old man cut cheese. where has my life gone?
Same
lol
you're not alone xD
Turd Ferguson english
same here
lol
14:46 - "My wife says that she's glad I fell in love with cheese instead of another woman".
The 5th dimension ultrachad
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
the way he talks about "listen to the cheese". Just perfect
Why im watching how to open a cheese at 4 am ?
Because you want too
Alejandro Medina Oh man, i just had a really good laugh. Thank you !
Alejandro Medina hahaha I am watching this at 3am. gosh I dont know either
Alejandro Medina Same here its 6 o clock in the morning watching someone cutting open some cheese :)
Alejandro Medina You want to do it
I wish a man cared for me like he cares for his cheese
I'll be your cheese man
Jimmy Rustle smooth..
***** facebook.com/DafuqDidIJustReadFanpage/posts/696804240421000:0
I saw this comment on tumblr and came here just to like it.
Notice how on other sites (e.g. Tumblr and Facebook).. the replies or comments on this comment try a lot harder to be funny... without actually being funny.
"My wife is glad I fell in love with cheese and not for another woman" LMAO I love this man. Despite not being perfect at speaking in English, he still managed to convey how passionate he is for his job. And as a parmesan lover I can't but feel him on a deep level ahahah
“Now, we say, the time to smoke a cigarette” 6:13
Why the fuck is this in my recommended section
+Kasper Sörensen And maybe you ask yourself, just like me, why you klicked on it.
+Kasper Sörensen GORDON BAMBI
+Kasper Sörensen lmao right
+Kasper Sörensen i'm expecting this was recommended to me because i subscribed to so many compeditave eating channels. so apparently youtube thinks i want to see anything that contains food products.
+Donoven Ryder sure. I genuinely don't know why this was in my recommended section but I'm not going to question your retarded statement. I honestly don't care what you think.
Before I eat my cheese i always explain to him where he must be broken.
Alex S 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i'm dead
i brokes😂😂😂😂😂
But if you make it so The cheese understand alone where he must broken. Do you see ?
Even cheese need emotional support in their final moments.
😂😂😂😂
This man will forever be remembered as the cheese whisperer...
Until you cut one and lift one of these wheels you don’t understand how impressive this is these are 34 kilos at my work which is almost a 100 pounds doing what he is doing is insanely impressed
Exactly not easy at all, my work doesn’t even give me these tools to use, I use a small knife and a large two handles cake cutting knife
"Making the cheese understand where he must broken."
George Foreman i read your comment right as he started saying this and it was a double whammy 😂😂
i was looking for this comment xd
George Foreman you look like corey in the house
You guys seriously dont know who george foreman is?
The boxer?
This man can communicate with cheese on a spiritual level...Respect...
So hard working... Using his whole energy to cut it... Wow... Hats off 🙏🏻 respect from India
Hi u r so sexy 9849821026
I never searched for this video, nor did you. Yet still we both watched it after 8 years.
I did, in fact search for cheese cutting. Do not question my reasoning.
its 2:00 am i have an essay to finish but instead i'm watching this man cut open a big ass wheel of cheese
I've been in this situation so many times.. I feel ya man
It's 9am and I haven't fallen asleep yet and now I'm watching cheese videos.
+maria bell So what did you get on the essay lol?
+Easy Cheesy Something cheesey
Same here. Mine is due to tomorrow doe :'(
"to understand the cheese, you must become the cheese"
I was actually laughing out loud in bed. LOL
ikr
one must also understand he did not simply cut the cheese, but he "broke" the cheese.
Michael Grey nono, he "broken" the cheese
Be cheese my friend
We've had a lot of Carlo's fans worried about his health in the time of COVID 19. We got in touch with the Guffanti family to see how he is. His family said he's in lock down since 10 March but was still cutting (breaking!) cheeses up until 6 March. Carlo even sent us a message! Link Below
Dear Dave and dear Channel Cheese friends.
Thank you for your message. I am really emotionate by it. I am fine at the moment. I am at home but my heart is with my cheeses in Luigi Guffanti Caves. I wish you all the best and I love you like my cheeses. Stay safe and arrivederci!
th-cam.com/video/hU5WTY25YS8/w-d-xo.html
This is great to hear thank you for your post letting us know!
bene
This is the sweetest thing! Thank you for sharing it! :)
14:47 Ending punch : My wife says that she is glad that I am fall in love for cheese not for another women . 😍
WTF, I don't eat cheese, I do not know how I found this video. BUT, I just watched the entire thing and did not even notice the time had passed. This dude really made cutting cheese look cool. I don't know how to feel about that...
you know nothing about cheese
lol
Alonso Saldivar would have to find it first though
u don't eat cheese???
same here, i was watching a video about las vegas
In Italy, you don't broke the cheese. The cheese brokes *YOU*.
Heel-Toe Cam 😂😂😂😂
Heel-Toe Cam *In Italy you don't broke the cheese. The cheese broke itself.
broken*
ba dum tss
Heel-Toe Cam break*
You know he's a master when he talks to the cheese... bellissimo!
Carlo is a master of his craft! Watching this video never gets old. This is a great, HOW TO video!
we must explain to the cheese where he must broke
THE CHEESE HAS HIGH RESISTANCE
every time he spoke an english thesaurus was being burnt somewhere...
Tensa Zangetsu weeb
Luka S noob
The cheese will open alone
instructions unclear. dick is currently stuck in cheese.
Hey at least you got cheese out of it
Hopefully not out of it but out of the situation
+PONYBOYonline Melt it.
So I wasn't the only one with a hard on for cheese?
+PONYBOYonline Did you tell it where you want it to broken
Hope this sweet old man is fine in this pandemic Corona virus. Everybody please stay home stay safe and keep others safe ❤
I love when any Italian talks English in their accents.. This guy is very passionate to his job..love it
I appreciate how hard he tried even though his English isn't that good
Junior Alexandre I'm taking Spanish classes for this summer and I guarantee I sound a lot worse speaking Spanish than this guy does speaking English(Ik he's Italian). Speaking a different language doesn't come easy and I fully appreciate this man's dedication to cutting his cheese 🧀 😂
Zanjay Daley suerte con eso amigo
Junior Alexandre yes i agree amazing man trying to teach her about cheese..he didnt care about the language barrior all he cared was about his passion
Flights Spit you wish
IndominusRekts wish that the average American wasn't an ignorant moron barely able to speak English much less be able to adequately converse in a second language not their native tongue?
Yeah. A lot of us wish that.
I've got so much sympathy for this guy. He clearly loves what he is doing and I love watching it.
Enxh
on the other hand, the lady doesn't seem to be the sharpest knife in the drawer...
r rebarrov thumbs up number 420 woo!
Bro look up the definition of sympathy, it does not make sense at all the way you just used it in your comment, the correct word you should use in your comment is admiration. “ You’ve got so much admiration for this guy and the work he is doing”. Look it up.
@@Lucyopps Lucy I have so much sympathy for you
7:27 action replay of a dude, cutting the cheese 😂
*You mustn’t cutten the cheese you must broken the cheese*
Just a friendly reminder since you wrote cutting instead of breaking
I lost my mind at the Action Replay of him breakin the cheese, Genuinely brilliant
It's 3am I have school in five hours and I'm watching a dude cut open cheese
Honestly me everyday
How you must broken the cheese.
Cinnamon Cake
school starts at 10 for you??
WOW whats 3+5 Dumbass nigga?
After listening to that guy I feel like that cheese has more of a soul than I do.
Hahahaha...
I got a severe headache after watching this..
Ha ha ha...
Yes same Hahahah
Ha ha ha...
I laughed my ass off to ur commet that's fricken hilarious 👍
Let me guess,, your here because u r in a quarantine?? 😭🤣
Yes, whenever I feel down with my work, I watch this man break a wheel of cheese with passion and broken English.
Bro wtf 😂😂😂😂
Yes 😂😂😂
V T well that seems like a nice ritual!
😂😂
I think I have dies and gone to heaven. This is a channel dedicated to cheese. I randomly came across this... never thought to even search for a cheese channel. I love cheese.... I am lactose intolerant but I choose to suffer because I love cheese so much.
my homework isn't done,
My room is a mess,
I have severe anxiety,
and my family thinks I'm a disappointment,
but at least I know how to cut a whole fucking Parmesan cheese
Edit September 2019: I'm doing better than I ever have before in both mental health and school, and am on my way to my dream job. :) Hope y'all are doing good too.
Edit August 2022: We winnin, boys. Maybe the real value of life was the cheese knowledge we learned along the way.
haaha
That one kid hahaha
That one kid Damn. We are in the exact same position.
Goes well on a resume as it's a critical skill desired by many employers nowadays.
TheNightwalker990 should be teaching it in school! How are kids gonna make a living without knowing this stuff?
I like how he speaks as if the cheese has feelings and a mind. "We must tell the cheese were to be broken"
Sabertooth Turtle
And we all love it.
It's because his native language. Each noun has gender, and when talking about it. You use the gender of the noun. So cheese is masculine, so when he says "he" he means it. And the language that follows is because of that gender of the noun.
Hahaha he just doesn't speak English that well.. Hahaha
what do you mean as if?
Sabertooth Turtle very common when your first language is either Italian or even Spanish.
This is the greatest video ever! God bless this man. I've never wanted cheese so much!
Listening to an Italian speaking in English is music to my ears.
Amazing the art of cutting cheese, thanks a million for this video.
GOD bless❣🙏
Is anyone else here because they have a 3 page essay to type, but they just want to put it off?
+Laurel Cook that's correct! 1200 page research paper due wednesday...
+Laurel Cook im here cause need 12 page essay on cheese
Yuuuup.
+Laurel Cook nope,i will write a technicians final exam in 5 hours
+Laurel Cook I'm supposed to be studying for a SQL Server certification exam. Now I'm feeling guilty AND jonesing for some parmesan cheese.
All these people telling an Italian man in Italy to speak perfect English so it's easier to understand.
He's in his own country working, how about you all learn Italian?
He's doing the best he can for our benefit.
Can I hug you for this? I totally agree
Agreed, no one asks Americans to learn Italian.
omg stfu everyone needs to speak american perfectly or u don't believe in freedom. this guy clearly doesn't believe in freedom and you apparently don't either so gtfo
XD Thank you, you beat me to the punch.
Rachel .P English is the universal language, your anti-americanism is old and silly.
latengocomoburro Your face is old and silly.
Probably mine too.
I only use old and worn out jokes, cracks, etc, ask *****
look how he explaining all the details..it says how much he loved his work and how passionate he is about cheese....
I'm here for my yearly viewing of this
I finally understand the meaning of life
+Oliver Casey It wasn't as epic as I had hoped for...
Old men who cant say break...
cheese
+nils erik mæland old men cutting cheese while senile.
well said
"All the other information is given when the cheese is born" Amen, all is as it should be.
I have like a personal rule I have to watch this every time its in my recommended
Crazy how TH-cam works first I started off by watching scary videos and now I’m watching a man cut some cheese at 3am
this shit has been in my suggested for a whole month... wtf youtube?
The fat chick paid for the advertising. Very annoying.
no need to be a dick to the girl.
Lincoln Noronha we need to , you know 4 sex i mean
Lincoln Noronha What do you have against dicks? Are you a man hater?
White knights everywhere. And she is too old to be a "girl".
It's kinda cheesy of them to do that to you......or was that pun too cheesy.....O_O
i come back just to hear him say broken
😂
Same
LoooL x))
:D
Haha!!! me too!
video: how to break open a Parmesan cheese
16 million people: *interesting*
His cute simple english explain his passion very well
well here i am, supposed to study to my exam tomorrow. I am even allergic to cheese.
Same shite man 😂
Shit*
Same and I'm vegan. I don't know how I got here ...
+Arib Hassam I got here by watching Gordon Ramsay. And I got to Gordon's videos by watching DotA2 videos...
Did you do good on your essay?
No idea how I ended up here, but I watched the whole damned thing.
I now want cheese.
Same
Rakonus yeeeea
I come to this video for comfort whenever I’m having a hard time
HA! LOVED the slow motion opening of this wheel! BEAUTIFUL!!! I could watch that part for hours! wow Wow WOW!!!
dude, just let him speak italian, and put a subtitle in this video....
Yeah, it seems like he could be a lot more eloquent in Italian. Him struggling through, trying to speak English ruined the video for me.
Yeah, you know, he is a cheese maker, not an English teacher, a video where he would have spoken Italian with some subtitles would have been better for sure...
Nugroho Pangestu I thought it was kinda cute, his accent and choice of words.
I think this was made when subs was not supported by TH-cam yet.
his accent sounds french. he probably speaks multiple languages
Meanwhile in Italy, cheese brokens people!
ROFL
+Lora Choi In russia... cheese ferment people.
Is that what this post is referring too?
John D | Oh, that's similar. XD
oh fuck
Its not cool to make fun of thing like that, but if ur good with that...
One of videos shows why I love TH-cam, great video thanks for sharing
TH-cam can be amazing, vids like this prove that.
This cheese is enough for my entire life.
+jsj3727 hahah
it's time for L.A. Beast ^^
It's probably just about enough for my week.
Not for me I would eat it in a couple weeks😂
that would be a short one for me :)
What has my life come to I'm watching how to cut cheese
Brake *
Cristi Staci *Broken
:'D
mitch gini How to broken cheese
Honda Rider
*How to broken de cheese
:'D
r3nk0 xD
I still can't believe that that's cheese. How did I end watching this? This guy really knows a lot about cheese, I'm so impressed😊
Facinating. I like how he treats each wheel like a person, each with its own personality.
bless this man and his beautifully broken English
As an Italian I was just dying because of that guy's English
For all those haters criticizing his English, you should hear yourself trying to speak a second language.
Wait. There's people criticizing his English? It's not his first language obviously. He's trying. And oh ya, this is TH-cam. Full of morons.....
As an Italian , it's already astonishing that he speaks it
Nice
Of course, have criticize the English of him, but I like to see these people speak Italian.
Stupid person
Most of the fucktards making fun of him couldn't pass a fifth grade grammar test.
Those look to be the real parm cracking knives from the consorzio. I've cracked a few wheels and it's a really satisfying feeling. Great video
What an amazing human being! Great talent and passion.
i have no idea why i was watching this. dont even eat parmesan cheese.
I fap using parmesan cheese.
i always come back to this video
Fuck yeah
same
Yung Raj always!!!
Yung Raj
Me too. Luv his passion for his craft💚🧀
I love the way this man speaks
Italian surgeon conducts autopsy on fallen Italian soldier. Circa 1942. (Colorized 2012)
The Wandering Internet Wizard 9gaggar
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The Wandering Internet Wizard vaffanculo
The Wandering Internet Wizard hahahahaha son morto 😂😂
mario rossi anche io😂😂😂😂
Why the fuck am i looking at this at 3 am i have no fucking life
Same
WTF 3:03 for me. TH-cam recommends this at 3:00 am to everyone? ROFL
Same here mate 😂😂
Doing the same exact thing lmao
Same here too
7:11 "this is the only way to cut such a cheese." I'm so immature but this was hilarious. Like he's teaching us how to fart well
You didn’t search for this. I did. We are not the same.
"This is da firsta indication to da cheese where HE will cut", "We saya to da cheese where we wish it will broke" "Now we have explained to the cheese where HE must broke" "If you cut so, you donta understand the way HE's produced". Lmao I love how he talks about the cheese like its a person.
That's because of feminine and masculine nouns and cheese is a masculine noun in Italian. He's thinking in Italian, so when he speaks, the word his brain is trying to translate, it becomes 'he'.
in many european languages, EVERY THING has a gender.
And yet idiots in the Western world say "she" for cars and boats so there's no difference at all, really.
Can everyone stop getting their panties in a twist over the gender role thing? I said I loved the way he talked about the cheese like its a person. It's also pretty fucking hilarious, it made my day. So I ask you ppl, please, don't get butt hurt over it & let me just enjoy this man and his cheese k? Thanks!
Fennecbutt I suppose some people say "he" or "she" to an item or an animal,if it has been given a name...
“The cheese is now broken alone “. I start singing in my head....” hello darkness my old friend”
He's not alone...
The art of cutting the cheese! Carlo is not the only master of such talent.
so cool! Thank you for posting!
I love this. Years ago my kids discovered the perfect gift for dad was a lump of pricey cheese. So this is a beautiful thing.
And Parmesan is such a wonderful cheese! I am a huge fan of all these different types of cheese from Italy, Switzerland and not at last Denmark! Especially the spicy ones.
_and to the dismay of my family, the smelly ones too ;-)_
Luckily California has a developing artisanal cheese industry. We're getting some very good, if sometimes inconsistent, local cheeses here. I love the imports too.
No more cutting for me! I will tell the cheese where he will break!
We are blessed to live in the Golden Age of Cheese.
Chris Blackmore
Only Chuck Norris can do that!
Explain to the cheese where it must be broken. Then you must understand what the cheese says to you.
He has taken cheese-cutting to a higher art form...
Many masters use similar terminology. I have heard experts at pottery or woodworking or whatever it is say "you must listen to what it says, you must feel what it will do."
Brandon Raich I guess the reason they are masters is because they truly understand their work in a way we don't
Not easy speaking a second or third language sometimes. But he got the message through I believe.
Hirobian yes I believe he did well too
Izzaz Iskandar Basically follow the way the cheese is going to break, and allow it to. Unless, however, it's going to break in a completely different direction than you want (which occurs with the smaller pieces), then you must guide its path.
The cheese's formation creates different sorts of "paths" in which different molecules are more strongly connected than others.
I love the way he treats the cheese, con amore and like a boss !!
- “He is a master cheese maker.”
- “So is Paulie.”
Here is the reference: th-cam.com/video/x3MVRJ1hHyc/w-d-xo.html enjoy 🤓
I love how he talks as if the cheese is a human
he speaks for the cheese
Man, I dont know how many humans would you cut in half, and then in half again, and again, and again... And then you´d eat it xD
7:28 FINISH HIM!!!
lol
lmao
Cheesy fatality
I don't get the CHEESEY joke herw
poor finish tho
Passion create awesome outcome. I can see how passionate the old man is. Wish i could have a slice of that chese
This video cured my depression
Honestly I love this guy. He’s probably an amazing grandparent
So true, I love him
Most Italian grand parents are like him
@@mustard5382 🤣
This is great, people are at their best when they're being passionate.
im pretty passionate about masturbating.. does this count?
Yes, yes it does.
So true I really hope that I will eventually find something that I can be so passionate about
amazing
This was very cool I love to be inquisitive about watching learning finding and figuring out new things
I lost it when he kept saying "cheese will broken"
ahahahha
"We say to the cheese where we wish it will broken."
Italian is the language of cheese confirmed
"We have already explained to the cheese, where he must broken." Oh wow that cheese is really smart
He is trying to speak English, a totally different lenguage from Italian..He sounds hilarious but his effort must be appreciated..Furthermore, he is sharing our incredible tradition with you all, while the only thing people are doing around the world is to take Italian ideas, names and flag to sell fake products. You are just a bunch of looser to our eyes.
What about french?
@@cristianschiavone3462
I am Brazilian and I lived in Italy for seven years in Verona, and it was in Italy that I had the good fortune to learn to speak and write English with a great teacher, for us who speak the derivatives of the Latin language, it is not easy to learn English, and the fact that this respected Italian gentleman of old age speaks English is admirable, I hope one day to return to Verona and get a good job and to be able to review my teachers and to thank for the knowledge given to me. Here in Brazil life has been very hard and I miss being able to eat well and the quality of life I had, here in Brazil i spent almost all my salary just to not go hungry. My sincere greetings to all the respectful Italian people.
Cristian Schiavone don’t you love when kids don’t know when a joke is said?
This guy is a cheese whisperer
Damn this video is comedy im laughing my ass off to this guy he really loves cutting cheese great commet funny👍
He speaks for the cheese.
I like Italian the way they explain is so clear, this why I like stay with them in the kitchen
8:49 The sound of relief while cutting the cheese!😊
You must not cut the cheese
*You must broken the cheese.*
next time, he will speak italian so you can understand him
lalos i like you
***** In Soviet Russia, cheese breaks you!
well, the same would be for us, the ones who don't speak italian at all, and for that old man, it should be difficult to learn to speak a foreign language at his age, as cheetan said ._. if you think it's easy, try to speak (or write) in italian or any other romance languages
57069carlos You know, as far as youtube standards go, nobody here has said anything really mean about him.
Also, he always had the option to say "I prefer speaking italian". Obviously the reporter speaks italian, she could have easily translated.