BEYOND SCARED STRAIGHT: JOJO EDITION

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  • @thebigg8454
    @thebigg8454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6866

    He's not even twisting anything this is EXACTLY how the anime is

  • @themostdeadmeme1609
    @themostdeadmeme1609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6760

    Jotaro: Beats the shit out of people while incarcerated
    Jolyne: Beats the shit out of people while incarcerated
    The Black Air Forces don't fall far from the tree.

    • @Notorious_Goon
      @Notorious_Goon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +279

      In this case it’s a factory

    • @Xxblade17
      @Xxblade17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yup

    • @kiddkaash904
      @kiddkaash904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Passing down the family's black air forces

    • @walmartgum19pack23
      @walmartgum19pack23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      It's a heirloom at this point

    • @abdirahmankobe1246
      @abdirahmankobe1246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@walmartgum19pack23 u ruined it :(

  • @Fallenhell100
    @Fallenhell100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2458

    "YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FATHERLESS CHILD!!!"
    you can feel the aggression in those words😭🤣

  • @theprimordialbean2155
    @theprimordialbean2155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1244

    As a special note, I’d like to add the fun fact that Netflix released the first episode of this part on Dec 1st. This part legit started with a masturbation joke RIGHT AFTER NO NUT NOVEMBER ENDED!!! Masterful play by Netflix

    • @mista2496
      @mista2496 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I think everyone was more concerned about Netflix releasing Stone Ocean in batches to realize this fact

    • @Lunatic89097
      @Lunatic89097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@mista2496 Real. I'm glad that we finally have all of the episodes now. Netflix needs to stay away from anything JoJo related, moving forward.

    • @Avenginglizard
      @Avenginglizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      And the final batch released exactly one year later, once again the day after NNN

    • @Showoff_Bradley
      @Showoff_Bradley ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yo I ain’t even think about that😂😂😂

    • @brandonparker7493
      @brandonparker7493 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nutflix

  • @devilfruitenjoyer2930
    @devilfruitenjoyer2930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1148

    Jolyne: but I’m innocent
    Baki: “steals the president”

  • @christopherjohnson3155
    @christopherjohnson3155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    I ain’t gonna lie, if there was a chance we got a new dub with cj as pucci preaching the gospel of the streets I’d pay so much money for it

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Dude that would be so awesome!

    • @dezmondshaw8692
      @dezmondshaw8692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Facts 😂

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Maybe someone can call him for an abridged version

    • @SS3-Rick-Man-X
      @SS3-Rick-Man-X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd pay to see that that.

    • @Moewy3w3
      @Moewy3w3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Facts 😂

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1961

    CJ DaChamp is the type of guy who'll be gone for weeks, if not months, on end, but when he returns with an upload, the wait will be worth it.

    • @linasjc2412
      @linasjc2412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Hes like a more cussing version of coryxkenshin

    • @SoulReaper977
      @SoulReaper977 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wish he didn’t censor the cursing so much but I understand why gotta get that ad money yo lol

    • @northernnugget
      @northernnugget 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      moving like gradeaundera

    • @ltcrescent4011
      @ltcrescent4011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hes like the jontron of the anime community

    • @gazingth3horizon949
      @gazingth3horizon949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@linasjc2412 EXACTLY

  • @daltonjones3072
    @daltonjones3072 ปีที่แล้ว +649

    Father Pucci’s introduction is EVERYTHING!! “I spin the block in the name of the lord…I AM DAT NIGGA!” 😂

    • @TheKillerEmcee
      @TheKillerEmcee ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jotaros was funny asf too 😂😂😂😂 He is HIM

    • @Hyttel69
      @Hyttel69 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      “I AM HIM DONT PLAY WITH ME NGA”

    • @whitebrownie
      @whitebrownie 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Hyttel69 from the complexion of that eye In that photo. They’re white and below 15. If this is you, Pucci is after you.

  • @MrSolomonGaming
    @MrSolomonGaming 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    Everyone wonderin why I was hyping Part 6 being animated.
    It's primarily in a FLORIDA-BASED Prison. Take the insanity of JoJo's and put it in Florida. That's like a nuclear cocktail of insanity.

    • @joseguzman1073
      @joseguzman1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      So you telling me Araki went down to Florida after writing part 5 and was like "YES"

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@joseguzman1073 that's LITERALLY what happened, actually. Araki goes to a lot of places that his works take place in. For Part 3 he travelled a LOT, Part 4 he based heavily on his hometown, for Part 5 he travelled around Italy and for Part 6 this man deadass went to Florida

    • @pcbangbros8350
      @pcbangbros8350 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      @@filipvadas7602 He went to Florida and his impression was: "Wow, maybe Jojo isn't that bizarre of a story after all... let's fix that."

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@pcbangbros8350 even visited a jail there

    • @shaolinshefgaming400
      @shaolinshefgaming400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm from Florida and I approve this message

  • @JaysterJ
    @JaysterJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2143

    HES BACK WIT ANOTHER ONE 🔥

    • @pengxin99
      @pengxin99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      first to reply (idk why this important)

    • @andrewcecero6340
      @andrewcecero6340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha

    • @men_kissing
      @men_kissing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poggers

    • @Drakoverse
      @Drakoverse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YOOO JAYSTER

    • @kageneeks6393
      @kageneeks6393 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it's some straight heat

  • @dspace4514
    @dspace4514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +878

    Jolyne: *gets thrown in jail*
    Jotaro: I don't know if i should be proud or disappointed...
    Joseph: PROUD!

  • @almax8189
    @almax8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2549

    The perfect tag-line for the JoJo's franchise: Don't question the insanity. Just roll with it.

    • @stephaniemcdonald1197
      @stephaniemcdonald1197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I wish I took that piece of advice seriously…

    • @almax8189
      @almax8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@stephaniemcdonald1197 just don't take it too seriously. It would take away the fun from watching the series.

    • @BonazaiGirl
      @BonazaiGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      It ain’t called Jojo’s BIZARRE Adventure for no reason.

    • @ajanilynx
      @ajanilynx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ikr

    • @almax8189
      @almax8189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ajanilynx What?

  • @mr.goblin6039
    @mr.goblin6039 2 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    I love Part 6. The fact it takes place in Florida is also hilarious. Florida’s already weird enough, so it being the setting of an arc of JoJo somehow doesn’t feel weird or out of place. lol

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      What do you mean? You don’t beat the shit out of alligators with the manifestation of your soul in a Flordia bayou?

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Aeternus75 nah thats just *sportsmax* flexing his magickal abilities thats all.

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OY! My uncle lives there! It is a very good place, FYI!

    • @ovahlord1451
      @ovahlord1451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Florida man breaks time and space

    • @nellzdablackking
      @nellzdablackking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Aeternus75 Shit I call that another Saturday.

  • @Yoyo808
    @Yoyo808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    That breaking news edit LMAOOOOOO

    • @shadowdhuok4575
      @shadowdhuok4575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayyyyy its yoyoooo

    • @youngmaster7405
      @youngmaster7405 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what's up YOYO you gotta come through with another animation fam

    • @wrldFL
      @wrldFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      YOYO

    • @wrldFL
      @wrldFL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      DAMN IM A HUGE FAN

    • @WalterWhite990
      @WalterWhite990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh shi- it's really YoYo

  • @bryantrs78
    @bryantrs78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Father Pucci's sermon was way too funny.

    • @Alexhammd
      @Alexhammd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I read semen at first and I’m thoroughly disappointed

    • @lucyuzumakirose
      @lucyuzumakirose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone got the discord link the one in his bio is expired

    • @imperatordei6615
      @imperatordei6615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I need a copy of his Bible ASAP

    • @marcusmckinney5588
      @marcusmckinney5588 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Boondocks moment

    • @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus
      @Dirt_McGirt_Osirus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He already had me dying at “Father Pucci, I spin da block in the name of the Lord I am DAT N*****”

  • @xaviersharp6768
    @xaviersharp6768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    When Pucci starting praying and putting in the disks in her head cracked me up

    • @Arturo-gh1on
      @Arturo-gh1on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      From the streets where she emerge and to the streets she shall return…and I say onto you she is for the streets. So be not worry from where she must return
      Bible chapter 1 verse 1 through 3
      Drill that Into your head 😂

  • @zannchristo
    @zannchristo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    half an hour of Jojo content. Honestly, better than Netflix, that's for sure

    • @blueboi5808
      @blueboi5808 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bro JoJo is on Netflix

    • @Vortex_Feedz
      @Vortex_Feedz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@blueboi5808 typed it before I did

    • @zannchristo
      @zannchristo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@blueboi5808 I know, I'm talking about Jojo content in the sense that Netflix fucked Part 6 up

    • @randomhispanicguy7058
      @randomhispanicguy7058 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I aint no ocd nigga but 22 min aint half an hour my nigga

    • @BeWaReJay
      @BeWaReJay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s a third of an hour

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    The only thing that was disappointing about Father Pucci was that he wasn't voiced by Norio Wakamoto.

    • @Kaancept
      @Kaancept 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      who?

    • @lisztresurrected9438
      @lisztresurrected9438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He was voiced by Yong Yea in the americ version tho

    • @Ey3zJr
      @Ey3zJr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      he shoulda been voiced by Joji Nakata imo if yk Fate then he voiced Kirei and he also voiced Pucci in EoH which i thought was perfect for him.

    • @Ravensgale
      @Ravensgale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Ey3zJr Also a good choice. Huh, didn't know that was him in EoH.

    • @Ravensgale
      @Ravensgale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Kaancept Japanese voice of Perfect Cell, Bison/Vega in Street Fighter, Alexander Anderson in Hellsing Ultimate and Vicious from Cowboy Bebop to name a few.

  • @bigpoppaiceman
    @bigpoppaiceman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1780

    Of all the JoJo Arcs, Stone Ocean has got to have the highest level of ignorance and zero F*ks given... And I'm here for all of it😂

    • @Zany-
      @Zany- ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This and part 4 + 5

    • @generic8618
      @generic8618 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Zany-part 5’s level of ignorance rivals stone oceans

    • @yaydisaking
      @yaydisaking ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Zany- so gay

    • @Stewtarts
      @Stewtarts ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Isn't that all of them that's the show

    • @oreoyin-yan8414
      @oreoyin-yan8414 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Its in Florida, Whaddya expect

  • @vsl_god1130
    @vsl_god1130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    “And priests beating people in the name of the Holy Spirit” had me dying 😂😂

  • @calvinnguyen61
    @calvinnguyen61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    I love how being fatherless gives you power in anime 😂

  • @viperclaw8609
    @viperclaw8609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    You hit a million I’m so proud of you dog your humor is underrated

  • @jacobevans2071
    @jacobevans2071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    15:57 IM DYING! This is one for the history books! Congrats on 1 mil! Your videos REALLY get me going when I’m burned out. Thank you for what you do and keep up the good work!

  • @Avenginglizard
    @Avenginglizard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    After seeing the end of Stone Ocean, Father Pucci NEEDS an induction into the Round Table

    • @Jungoguy
      @Jungoguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      He would if he didn’t get erased from existence thanks to his own stand

    • @bobandmrmecaleb5873
      @bobandmrmecaleb5873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hot take: I feel like weather report qualifies for the table.

    • @Arturo-gh1on
      @Arturo-gh1on 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Father Pucci has somewhat of Black Air Force energy but in my opinion not really

    • @TheKaiokenMerchant
      @TheKaiokenMerchant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr

    • @jeffreygamer314
      @jeffreygamer314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      pucci shoulds like cucci to me

  • @pigmasters3263
    @pigmasters3263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "BITCH DID I SAY THAT YOU COULD SPEAK!?!"
    Before that, I never believed people when they told me about laughing so hard that their fluid came out of nose, but now I know it's true.

    • @diobrando6131
      @diobrando6131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why tf you saying it like that bruh

    • @pigmasters3263
      @pigmasters3263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@diobrando6131 I typed wrong, "their" was not supposed to be there.

  • @unknownvariable9239
    @unknownvariable9239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    The infrequency in Cj’s uploads just makes it that much better when he does. This man never misses in his uploads

    • @JDWalker495
      @JDWalker495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sometimes I swear you just “Guy without a mustache” under a different name
      I be seeing you everywhere🤣

    • @nero7.171
      @nero7.171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JDWalker495 it probably is the thing is that people like this create multiple account like a lot and program them to send botsm comments on every video some uploads and its just a community

    • @whisdagoat6249
      @whisdagoat6249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nero7.171 he not a bot lmao. in fact I might start to do this too

    • @regretful_dogg42
      @regretful_dogg42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      quality over quantity

    • @xsyserin4185
      @xsyserin4185 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The d riding is crazy

  • @AfroKanjiSamurai
    @AfroKanjiSamurai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    9:45 Our family been having opps since the 1800s. I literally laugh at that part. CONGRATS WITH 1 MILLION SUBSCRIBERS CJ! 🥳

  • @kandicefranky3253
    @kandicefranky3253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    'I'm about to beat you like my great grand uncle,'
    I laughed too hard at that.

    • @a2_xd912
      @a2_xd912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait who is her great grand uncle

    • @lynchiestlynch5442
      @lynchiestlynch5442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@a2_xd912 Giorno. Because Joseph is her great grandfather and Josuke would be her great uncle.

  • @trionightraiders3995
    @trionightraiders3995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    "YOU WILL ALWAYS BE A FATHERLESS CHILDDD!!!!"
    Bro roasting jolyne over a disc💀💀

  • @FugoPN
    @FugoPN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +552

    I would love to see a series of the black Air Force round table members just talking and roasting the shit out of each other, with lore and all that, it’d actually be hilarious when they start breaking out into fights and stuff. Please let this come true. 🙏🏾

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Low key I'm tempted to make a fic about that shit.

    • @freshoranges27
      @freshoranges27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shinigami9851 do it please.

    • @SydneyJanaeee
      @SydneyJanaeee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      frfr

    • @crusaderzim
      @crusaderzim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Truckkun..

    • @dustuncoleman705
      @dustuncoleman705 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wouldn't be no arguing though most likely it's just on sight when they all come together

  • @hardyhologram
    @hardyhologram 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    The characters of part 6 are literally built different, Araki really went out with those designs.

  • @sonicboom126
    @sonicboom126 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    20:37 I quote this a lot for no reason.

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Okay Pucci reciting Niggalations was a treat. I can’t wait for part two of Green Dolphin Scared Straight.

  • @jaimemorales3167
    @jaimemorales3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    21:50 Was the absolute best part 💀

    • @RegressorJin
      @RegressorJin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Nah 15:47

    • @jaimemorales3167
      @jaimemorales3167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@RegressorJin Yk what Ill give you that, thats my second fav.

    • @cheezaroo
      @cheezaroo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Nahhh because this is exactly how it went tho 💀💀

    • @samonlingboy4408
      @samonlingboy4408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Sounds like an episode of boondocks

    • @I-lovecats333
      @I-lovecats333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fr

  • @TheyFw_RJ
    @TheyFw_RJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    The best thing about this guy is that he can summarize an entire season of anime without anybody having to watch the actual anime

    • @theoverlordbear
      @theoverlordbear ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Basically the meaning of what the term "abridged series" sounds like it's referring to. Though considering what we call abridged series ended up being, which is a sort of gag retelling, most would call this sort of video a cross between that and a recap video.

    • @TheyFw_RJ
      @TheyFw_RJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theoverlordbear ohh

  • @Redhead_20567
    @Redhead_20567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I think Pucci deserves a spot at the round table. Especially after what he did in the second batch of episodes 😂

  • @Qathos
    @Qathos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    19:12 “and what is that” 💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @ryku
    @ryku 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    20:56 normal day in Florida

  • @EonNite
    @EonNite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "THAT'S WHY YO DADDY DEAD!!!"
    I lose it every time I hear it. LMAOOOOO

  • @Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc
    @Ultra_Instinct_Jaune_Arc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    15:46 I'm gonna try to learn that quote from heart 😂😂

    • @firedragonxo9351
      @firedragonxo9351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      “From the streets she emerged into the streets she shall return and I unto you she is for the streets. So be not worried when she must return from when she came” niggalation 1:1-3

    • @Xioverze
      @Xioverze 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      finally its here th-cam.com/video/gDjMZvYWUdo/w-d-xo.html

    • @RockettRevengerr
      @RockettRevengerr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That quote is legendary

    • @Antonio-fj5gs
      @Antonio-fj5gs 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@firedragonxo9351 amen

    • @Retrokage
      @Retrokage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Praise the lord

  • @apoorvsingh3395
    @apoorvsingh3395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Jotaro punching delinquents when he was in high school
    Jolyne already in jail at the age of 15
    Bruh both are gangstas

  • @themugman3583
    @themugman3583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    It’s about damn time Cj talked about jojo. I honestly think Dio deserves a spot on the round table.

    • @nicholasduca5221
      @nicholasduca5221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      nah dio a villain to be petty, round table members wouldn't put up with that

    • @primeoctober
      @primeoctober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@nicholasduca5221 If anyone from jojo should be on the round table it's gotta be either Jotaro or Part 8 Josuke

    • @VegaFic
      @VegaFic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nicholasduca5221 well then might as well just put Jotaro then. He literally has a Black Air Force fit

    • @fbi538
      @fbi538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@VegaFic my man jotaro literally bet his mother’s soul in a gambling game

    • @nicholasduca5221
      @nicholasduca5221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@primeoctober jotaro absolutely deserves a spot

  • @macknificent003-3
    @macknificent003-3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Finally, another scared straight episode. Been waiting almost as long for this as Jolyne be waiting for her dad.

    • @gliizee
      @gliizee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think I speak for everyone when I say Jotaro needs to be on the roundtable.
      Well I got my wish, CJ had posted about his next vid being about Dio/Jotaro on his insta a few days ago. Finna be crazy.

    • @fbi538
      @fbi538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@gliizee fr he went against an enemy when he knew he was bouta die and still tried to kill him

  • @hectorbarrera8046
    @hectorbarrera8046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    17:56 "Imma beat you like my great uncle."
    Is she talking about Dio or Giorno?

    • @Syrxphim
      @Syrxphim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Technically giorno cos dio has no biological part in the joestars

    • @blingsing5383
      @blingsing5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Syrxphim he’s giornos dad while using Johnathans body technically he’s a part of the joestars in a weird way twice

    • @Syrxphim
      @Syrxphim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blingsing5383 he kinda not because giorno is born from a joestar body but yh its weird. Cos its Jonathan's dna interwoven with dios

    • @Syrxphim
      @Syrxphim 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But in this context yh its giorno cos he is her great uncle

    • @cherryboi5521
      @cherryboi5521 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea no she’s talking about giorno her great great grand uncle is dio

  • @blondezeke6640
    @blondezeke6640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    1:50 down so bad,the moon got her acting up

  • @astriverofstrengthandknowledge
    @astriverofstrengthandknowledge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    15:18 Was too much for me to handle 💀

  • @NBL_Zip
    @NBL_Zip 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    6:02 bro look like he got glasses built into his eyes💀

  • @omegasage777
    @omegasage777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    "Fatherless behavior" is spot on

  • @autkingsilp5846
    @autkingsilp5846 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    15:40 LAWD HAVE MERCY

  • @deathbot3602
    @deathbot3602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    21:45 This is the best dub yet.

  • @twezzy5960
    @twezzy5960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This man alone just made me wanna watch jojo after all these years

    • @murfeel1173
      @murfeel1173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same! CJ has a nack for talking about the wildest most outlandish anime, and making it sound like the most interesting thing ever.

  • @dark_bolt
    @dark_bolt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    9:17 I am him 😂

  • @mjtdacoolest96
    @mjtdacoolest96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    15:46 🙌🏽🙏🏽AMEN future and wessidelive would be proud

    • @bomberman9296
      @bomberman9296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pucci be speaking the word of god

  • @simplycrackedatgaming8231
    @simplycrackedatgaming8231 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    18:55 certified animal crossing moment

  • @tgmwonka8285
    @tgmwonka8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    1:15 hearin that made me remember him saying, "nuns spinnin the block in the name of jesus" 😂😂😂

  • @silverdraco2235
    @silverdraco2235 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Petition to have all JoJos up to now be considered for The Roundtable.

    • @raesspace
      @raesspace ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Except Jonathan tho he's too pure for that 😭

    • @silverdraco2235
      @silverdraco2235 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raesspace I don't know, you'd need serious BFAE to punch zombies to death.

    • @thatperson1009
      @thatperson1009 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@raesspaceI don’t know, when he faded Dio over Erina, I think he got it personally

  • @thetower8577
    @thetower8577 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    10:55
    Never heard this described so accurately.

  • @WilofJ
    @WilofJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Love Joylene, those voice overs were killing me! 😂😂 and congrats on reaching 1 mil!! Your content is well deserving of that and more

  • @konjiki8203
    @konjiki8203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    10:36
    IT’S THAT N1GGA, FAZEGHALLI A!
    Lmao

  • @boomingamer3284
    @boomingamer3284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It's so funny how Father Pucci is like the angel but his stand is straight up a demon living inside of him with it's own motives and resolve 😂😂😂

  • @DoomSlayer-gj8qb
    @DoomSlayer-gj8qb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    21:25
    My exact relationship with my teammates in any game

  • @kingofshamans782
    @kingofshamans782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    22:00 you okay my dude 😂😂 feels like some suppressed trauma came out

  • @Lordxzamasu
    @Lordxzamasu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    If you're a villain in JoJo's bizarre adventure you're pretty much guaranteed to get disfigured from a stand rush pummel

    • @Reeves01
      @Reeves01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      the one against Steely Dan was the nastiest

    • @douglasstieritz7748
      @douglasstieritz7748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Reeves01 cioccolatta had it way worse, he pratically died from it while steely dan (probably) just had a fuck ton of broken bones

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@douglasstieritz7748 true, dude got thrown into a garbage truck

    • @sirmalkolm
      @sirmalkolm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only that applied to a certain someone.

    • @cyborgcuttlefish6326
      @cyborgcuttlefish6326 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@douglasstieritz7748 don't forget that he was experiencing those punches in slow-mo. bucciaratti thought he would die from shock alone if he got punched by GE a second time. Ciocolatta got RUSHED

  • @MrDuckerson
    @MrDuckerson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Jojo is one of the most goofy anime ever but that’s why it’s awesome, the weirdness of it just makes the show awesome

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    21:52 that's just harsh

  • @sparrow9990
    @sparrow9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Accelerator from the "a certain magical index" series has litterly the most god damn black airforce energy.

    • @khaliyahjefferson832
      @khaliyahjefferson832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah that man be beating everyone in the show and have you watched the spin off with him and little misaka

    • @sparrow9990
      @sparrow9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@khaliyahjefferson832 the spin off of him is the only one I did watch but god damn he op as shit

    • @khaliyahjefferson832
      @khaliyahjefferson832 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sparrow9990 he is op and I've heard Google said that he solos goku

    • @sparrow9990
      @sparrow9990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khaliyahjefferson832 he could litterly skullfuck anybody because vector manipulation works in every dimension and its fukin vector manipulation he could litterly just unl reverse card anyone he wanted to or he could just make them pop like a god damn water balloon

  • @Mixedplayers
    @Mixedplayers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is the definitive way to experience part 6.
    No one can say otherwise.

  • @forgivvvn
    @forgivvvn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    9:23 absolutely was the funniest shit I seen so far😂☠️

  • @Theanklebiterhimself
    @Theanklebiterhimself 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Me when my mom is still talking and I had enough me: 6:21

  • @genocidekhaos9775
    @genocidekhaos9775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Props to TH-camr YongYea for voicing Pucci...He makes this character cool, unsettling and serious all at once!!!

    • @cloudftw113
      @cloudftw113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Was super pleasantly surprised to hear his performance. Never would have thought that casting would have worked so well.

  • @ch1Ik0o
    @ch1Ik0o 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    "Whos next Faze Ussop?" Honestly my dissapointment is immeasurable, Ussop shouldnt be bunched with mortals from the Faze clan

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Man how the might have fallen

  • @vp1011
    @vp1011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    10:51 is an underrated moment imo, made me wheeze the first time I saw it. The impression too good

  • @kazuyahirako4843
    @kazuyahirako4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The thing that makes me love Jojo's Bizarre Adventures is how almost every name is inspired by the names of singers, groups, and songs.

    • @Zaiqu0
      @Zaiqu0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jojo truly is just arakis playlist

    • @akatsukigajou1639
      @akatsukigajou1639 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Zaiqu0 dont forget some movie reference and some kamen rider reference aswell.

    • @kermsrevenge2664
      @kermsrevenge2664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Downside is jojo fans invading with garbage jokes

    • @tacticalpacklimbo129
      @tacticalpacklimbo129 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don’t forget foods in P5

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Food and fashion labels too

  • @melissabarnes1063
    @melissabarnes1063 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Dude's the definition of quality over quantity, he could upload a vid a year and I'd be happy if they all stayed such high quality and so damn funny

  • @VeniceTrojan
    @VeniceTrojan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    This is like teamfour star level. You really need to do abridged episodes. Editing and the script makes this hilarious

  • @johnathangregg9127
    @johnathangregg9127 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I used to watch Beyond Scared Straight and I gotta say your presentation of these episodes are really cool

  • @3x-41d
    @3x-41d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    20:31 DIO belongs in the round table!

  • @MorTphyr
    @MorTphyr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Jotaro would have NEVER lost to whitesnake but they needed the plot to go on

  • @carlfrederick9785
    @carlfrederick9785 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    7:22 BRUH THE HATEOCRACY THEME LMFAO

  • @povertypowerranger3684
    @povertypowerranger3684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Bro please let this man have a voiceover for this entire show I need it😂❤️

  • @unfortunatefan6417
    @unfortunatefan6417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Still waiting for a Jojo character’s rightful spot to be taken at the round table

  • @aharonmanes5675
    @aharonmanes5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    My reason for living is these videos man,so keep them coming.

    • @miah5561
      @miah5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You got to find a purpose

    • @aharonmanes5675
      @aharonmanes5675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I actually found my purpose,as a preacher for autistic children,so I’m fine now.

    • @miah5561
      @miah5561 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aharonmanes5675 nice job man 💪

  • @B_bang22
    @B_bang22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Im just a guy who likes to talk about anime" Yes but here's the thing...you make it funny af

  • @furiousfusion7890
    @furiousfusion7890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I think it's time for part 2. This one was good, but the next one will have been MADE IN HEAVEN.

  • @True_Joestar_Gentleman
    @True_Joestar_Gentleman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    14:58
    Her childhood dream was to be Kidnapped 😧💀

  • @ghost-spider7376
    @ghost-spider7376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When it’s your first day at school and your mom leaves you 12:30

  • @Tessodan
    @Tessodan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I've just realized that Pucci is like the only black anime main antagonists I've ever seen

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's not black he's Italian descended.

    • @Tessodan
      @Tessodan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      This is 2 weeks old I don't care

    • @BonazaiGirl
      @BonazaiGirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He’s actually half black, half Italian. It’s a plot point later.

    • @waterpillar1977
      @waterpillar1977 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 he is black

    • @Abo-m7md-9
      @Abo-m7md-9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought he Egyptian

  • @VonJuve
    @VonJuve ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This alone made me watch all the JoJo’s. 😂😂 this was by far the best one.

  • @Bee_fire
    @Bee_fire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    i would like to bring forth a candidate for the black air force round table: esdeath
    !. she was already killing a whole dragon at child age
    2. drank up the blood of a demon dragon and possed its spirit
    3. took out an entire army by herself

    • @joseguzman1073
      @joseguzman1073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No mention of how she broke the hero of the North? Or essentially any other man or her fading armies?

    • @ekillzio2630
      @ekillzio2630 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yessir

    • @Bee_fire
      @Bee_fire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@joseguzman1073 oh damn completely forgot that

    • @dovitheiceddarkling7714
      @dovitheiceddarkling7714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Bee_fire and her only losing because her own bloodlust fucked her over

    • @Zaddyrandy
      @Zaddyrandy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree lets take this matter to court and discuss this

  • @jonjohnjohnathan5029
    @jonjohnjohnathan5029 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Ngl the way cj be explaining these menaces be making me go watch the show lol. Did it with baki and tokyo revengers. Kinda want to watch jojo now

    • @LJAndrews1986
      @LJAndrews1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of the best anime out there.

    • @djricenstein
      @djricenstein ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The best manga ever and the anime is one if the best by proxy

    • @wakaba-v5u
      @wakaba-v5u 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This part is the worst one lol

  • @Tyrie3790
    @Tyrie3790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My man really did a beyond scared straight theme when introducing the characters 🤣🤣

  • @tyem1416
    @tyem1416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ok, I can't wait for Part 2 of this.

  • @MoSpaceDig
    @MoSpaceDig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Patiently waiting for “Prison Break: JoJo Edition”

  • @xavierxkenshin6463
    @xavierxkenshin6463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “I remember you was conflicted Misusing your influence Sometimes I did the same Abusing my power, full of resentment Resentment that turned into a deep depression

    • @502C.r.H
      @502C.r.H 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Found myself screaming in a JAILCELL, I didn't want to self destruct, the evils of dio where all around me"

  • @thomascrawford8923
    @thomascrawford8923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    8:01☠️☠️😩 my older sister giving me the heads up when me mom “holds” my birthday money

  • @gagejoestv2714
    @gagejoestv2714 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Imagine if Pucci was this mouthy and quick to anger in the actual anime 21:49

  • @SunsetJam
    @SunsetJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    0:54 Never noticed this before, but of course Jolyne is a Florida Woman. lol

  • @JKindaCool
    @JKindaCool 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    2:57
    N*gga has the five layer fade

  • @Jay4sees
    @Jay4sees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Cj you had me straight dying at 21:54 PS congrats on the getting the big million subs

  • @LadiesssMannnn217
    @LadiesssMannnn217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:36 I like how cj dachamp re,paced stone free’s Ora rush sound with star platinum’s Ora rush sound

    • @tuskact481
      @tuskact481 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stone Free's ora rush sound sounds like ass