Zenon: Reviewed in the 21st century

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  • @chadtronic
    @chadtronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1852

    SILENCE, MAJOR

    • @Iamverypoliteyes
      @Iamverypoliteyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Chadtronic hi chad

    • @devodavis6454
      @devodavis6454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hey Chad, can you explain what that cool grey oval around tour handle is/means? I looked online before asking, but I couldn't find anything.

    • @squeedles_1943
      @squeedles_1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Chad we need another Chad x Brutual collab. Y'all are the dream team

    • @TercelRepairManual
      @TercelRepairManual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      DENIED, SIT DOWN

    • @kadestanford373
      @kadestanford373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Chad needs more likes

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1433

    "Star Trek meets Barbie" could describe the entire aesthetic of 1998 - 2002 in all honesty.

  • @zeriel9148
    @zeriel9148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    "Pretty alpha huh", weird they actually nailed some future lingo there

    • @godril90
      @godril90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      The horse has big d energy

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I know, it sounds like something people would actually say.

    • @dafdyy2383
      @dafdyy2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@i_teleported_bread7404 people use 'alpha' as a descriptive already

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Not really. They didn't predict that it would be used as one of the terms for a fake wolf hierarchy fetish. Eugh.

    • @qwertyasdfgh4655
      @qwertyasdfgh4655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      “Swallow the reality pill” 20:01

  • @YaBoiGabe31
    @YaBoiGabe31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    “Types some Wingdings on his ergonomic keyboard” was not a sentence I was ready to hear today, but one I needed.

    • @AmethystLeslie
      @AmethystLeslie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me, but "Star Trek meets Barbie."

    • @sugarcrash315
      @sugarcrash315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The comment I was looking for-so perfect lmao

  • @muja_bunny
    @muja_bunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1594

    Business Lingerie gonna be big when we're allowed outside again

    • @bobbruh8538
      @bobbruh8538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes

    • @RichardParker2099
      @RichardParker2099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      only for those that don't have natural attractiveness.. others have to put on skimpy little outfits. cake their face.. and make things bigger or smaller cause.. well... your just not good enough

    • @murphhhhhhh
      @murphhhhhhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@RichardParker2099 is this supposed to be a joke? Or...

    • @canalsincontenido
      @canalsincontenido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You could say it is a thing right now but they keep it outside the zoom window.

    • @wyattsyverson8603
      @wyattsyverson8603 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So never. Lol

  • @Cosmicabsolution
    @Cosmicabsolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    I love how you can faintly hear the “Silence! Major!” In the background when Zenon is in the library trying to lookup information on the space station

  • @kristina_lynn
    @kristina_lynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    You know you’re getting old when you relate to the adults in the show more than the kids.

    • @TheSomewareMan
      @TheSomewareMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I've probably been old my entire life...

    • @vVAstrAVv
      @vVAstrAVv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ive been told i have an old soul lol

    • @rainy7106
      @rainy7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      TheSomewareMan I relate to both. They are ying and yang and I walk the middle path. Thus I am what you would call a woman-child.

    • @45Dre
      @45Dre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Major

    • @onemorerep6597
      @onemorerep6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m at the point in life where I relate to the villains more than the good guys.

  • @MeeYeeWeeWee
    @MeeYeeWeeWee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    The bitchy antagonist telling Zenon she looks like she's from East Jersey is the best line in the movie lmao

    • @BMoney8600
      @BMoney8600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah it is

    • @ashkitt7719
      @ashkitt7719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      East Jersey is Best Jersey

    • @Dinosaurianationazation
      @Dinosaurianationazation 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude, the editing making it look a 90's instructional video is hilarious!

  • @kenzie2191
    @kenzie2191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1142

    "You're a popstar, you want a child you get the child"
    Well he's not wrong.

    • @vitor4913
      @vitor4913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Oh no...

    • @joshshrum2764
      @joshshrum2764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kenzie Michael Jackson

    • @KngJester
      @KngJester 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@joshshrum2764 david bowie, r kelly, elvis and many more

    • @ButtonMasherReal
      @ButtonMasherReal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KngJester Wait, Bowie and Elvis were pedos too?

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@ButtonMasherReal
      The dead don't get trials. So it's just allegations. Sad to say the perpetrators like are just the very tip of the iceberg.

  • @Spookybluelights
    @Spookybluelights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    It bothers me how much my brain was fooled by his poorly green-screened hands.

    • @eddiegluskin9601
      @eddiegluskin9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me to bro

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Guess that's your brain trying to create stuff. Happens all the time when driving, our mind sees a few "images" and our brain puts the rest together. Although now that I've said that, it seems a bit scary.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@callummclachlan4771it happens literally 100% of the time for everyone, not just while you’re driving lol

  • @Eggsnbaconbits.
    @Eggsnbaconbits. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1921

    Other TH-camr: "All my videos are going to be in 4k from now on."
    Moose: "I'm gonna record all my videos in 360p 4:3."
    I love this man.

    • @anyroad5455
      @anyroad5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It’s like if hes a TH-camr from the mid 80s. It’s amazing

    • @Errorsnake
      @Errorsnake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Bring back the 8mm baby!!! :D

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some people don`t even know that 360p shows up before HD due to compression..

    • @malfattio2894
      @malfattio2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@anyroad5455 or 2006 tbh

    • @Aaron-mj9ie
      @Aaron-mj9ie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Virgin HD TH-camr VS The Chad VHS Archeologist.

  • @darkychao
    @darkychao 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    by the way, if anyone cares, the Wingdings is just gibberish ("ugwwijvbndmb"), there's no hidden joke. I'm not sure why I expected it to be anything but it wasn't.

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I remember wingdings being a font on Microsoft Word that turned all your words into weird symbols.

    • @jonathanwilliams2320
      @jonathanwilliams2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@alexisd6106 It is, they're saying that the wingdings when translated to normal english don't mean anything

    • @abemudokon9497
      @abemudokon9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      O7

    • @randytrashcan
      @randytrashcan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doing the Lord's work.

    • @sethreign8103
      @sethreign8103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I expect it to be something too 🤷‍♂️😂

  • @FrenkTheJoy
    @FrenkTheJoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Okay so 25 years from now, space will be dressed like 80s rockstar Barbies, Earth will be dressed like 1997.

    • @zerir.3726
      @zerir.3726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      hey, i’m ready for it

    • @darknight910
      @darknight910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, I'll take that 90s fashion revival any day. Though... seeing 30 year olds rocking the JNCO jeans would be something else...

    • @gothnik3641
      @gothnik3641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BEST MID-LIFE CRISIS EVER

    • @Matthew-zx8cs
      @Matthew-zx8cs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m 100% down

    • @Canada1994
      @Canada1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well the 80's were hot in the 2010's so maybe the 90's will be hot in the 2040's

  • @Anna1988..
    @Anna1988.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Zenon, many old guys in Poland have this name, seeing a girl named liked this made me choke on my drink.

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      What about Krypton or Neon or Argon

    • @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338
      @grzegorzbrzeczyszykiewic3338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Mandrake Fernflower no, but we have grzegorz, and jedrzej, and zajak

    • @PACKERMAN2077
      @PACKERMAN2077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Are you sure that's all you've been choking on? 🤔

    • @shiftydog6969
      @shiftydog6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      wait until you hear about the element!

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow!

  • @PeanutButterGamer
    @PeanutButterGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    Missed this when it was first uploaded, but always love a new brutalmoose movie review.

    • @Lucky_9705
      @Lucky_9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      PeanutButterGamer Brutalmoose is criminally underrated

    • @Lucky_9705
      @Lucky_9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His vids deserve more attention

    • @PowerYoutuberViewer
      @PowerYoutuberViewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He’s one of the best

    • @infinitygames9317
      @infinitygames9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Everything Brutalmoose does is just great
      Same goes for you Peebs

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I always thought you two were the same guy for a bit

  • @Tama-Hero
    @Tama-Hero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    The main reason I remember this movie is because they ran advertisements for it all the time for years every time they made another one

    • @SaHa0v0
      @SaHa0v0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      D-COMs were so big in the past that you couldn't get away from it as a kid, haha.

  • @reya.3723
    @reya.3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    Ian looks like a character from Home Movies in this lmao.

    • @Komichi
      @Komichi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hate that this is accurate

    • @anyroad5455
      @anyroad5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg

    • @VeeHoffman
      @VeeHoffman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "Cetus Lapeetus, Brendan."
      "Yeah, Brendan, Cetus Lapeetus."
      "Would you all stop saying Cetus Lapeetus!?"

    • @ndm13
      @ndm13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VeeHoffman I am losing it right now

    • @WalnutSpice
      @WalnutSpice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@VeeHoffman "brendon i dont have health insurance. the common cold could, potentially, end my life. whats your last name. small? you know brendon you have the same initials as bernie sanders. you a communist brendon? i think i am, now
      " "you dont need to read theory to be a communist, brendon. theory is just a bunch of words some guy wrote once. anyone can read words. communism is like soccer, its all about the practice"

  • @NoDeathforDinner
    @NoDeathforDinner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    I never understood why everyone thought it was like dorky that she came from space. I guess maybe in the future it's weird or something, but i feel like kids would actually think that was cool and want to know everything about it.

    • @ElvenRaptor
      @ElvenRaptor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      They probably could have made Earth humans thinking space humans are dorks work, but the writers would have had to delve deeper than they likely wanted. I know some Sci-Fi stories have it Class-based with Earth-dwelling humans being at the top of the political and social food chain, and the people who have taken to living in space being considered second class citizens. But that'd require refocusing "Zenon" in a VERY different direction than the one it took.

    • @Connection-Lost
      @Connection-Lost 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      In the movie world, everyone has to be in a strict category and you can't change your caste unless you're the main character. In the real world, you go through so many phases growing up that you have been a little of each category by the time you're an adult. In my childhood, the people that thought science was nerdy were art nerds, or baseball card nerds. No one is a true Chad as it turns out.

    • @anthonythompson6053
      @anthonythompson6053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zenon crossover with The Expanse when?

    • @brandonwilliams6221
      @brandonwilliams6221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I assume it’s similar to if your elementary or middle school teacher stood you up in front of class and announced that you were going to space camp at NASA! It’s seen as a geeky thing to kids.

    • @PaladinGuy
      @PaladinGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ElvenRaptor Pretty much the plots of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, Gundam (various versions), and The Expanse, to name a few.

  • @KatieTP
    @KatieTP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Ian is looking so good in the first outfit from his "business lingerie" fashion line. I really dig that Barney inspired color scheme.

  • @aquakit.133
    @aquakit.133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    The outfits and backgrounds remind me of the inside of a 90's Taco Bell. Miss that scheme, and with all the menu changes, the food too.

    • @champo976
      @champo976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Taco bell interiors looked 200000% better 20 years ago

    • @chironthecuddley6144
      @chironthecuddley6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think I've seen one Taco Bell with the 90's chairs and tables a couple of years back. It was crazy seeing the old cups and everything.

    • @remlezar9397
      @remlezar9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      WHAT I REALLY MISS IS THE COIN GAME WHERE YOU GET FREE FOOD IF YOUR PENNY LANDS ON THE PLATFORM
      sorry

    • @BigRoyBad
      @BigRoyBad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You can take your 90s taco bell, I will keep my crunchwrap

    • @aquakit.133
      @aquakit.133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BigRoyBad Not for long, friend :( if they got rid of the quesorito, I imagine this will follow

  • @whitestguyuknow
    @whitestguyuknow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I totally remember "read my flappin' lips". I remember being a kid thinking "That's a line you've gotta use" and then completely forgetting about it for most of my life. Glad I didn't create another cringey childhood memory

  • @theendofit
    @theendofit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Imagine a theme park where each section is a different decades depiction of the far future like a 50s future, 70s future, 90s future and 2010s future.
    Note i feel like every other decade works a little better as there was always some blure between each decade.

    • @12fuzzyrats
      @12fuzzyrats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be so cool!

    • @willkirwan
      @willkirwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I would go. Tomorrowland in Paris use to be like a Jules Verde version of the future and I always thought that was so cool. Shame it doesn't have that anymore.

    • @remlezar9397
      @remlezar9397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      So pretty much half of the extinct pavilions in Disney Worl?

    • @goldenstate5
      @goldenstate5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Check out the extinct Disney attraction “Horizons” which actually presents a version of what you’re describing

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will Kirwan aw

  • @MrTanman1557
    @MrTanman1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I appreciate the green screened in hands the most

  • @Sputnik_Man
    @Sputnik_Man 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Next year, all brutalmoose’s content will be filmed in black and white silent-film style

  • @blazep629
    @blazep629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    “I get to dance with Protozoa!”
    Is this Xenon, or Osmosis Jones?

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **Zenon
      For some reason, before seeing this video, I always remembered it as "Xenon" too tho....lol.

  • @MaryHallberg
    @MaryHallberg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I was OBSESSED with this movie when I was a kid. I wore my hair in that stupid half updo almost every day to school in fifth grade.

    • @iwinrar5207
      @iwinrar5207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved it too

    • @jlprizm
      @jlprizm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I loved it. It was silly but I thought Zenon was so “cool” and the color scheme of this whole movie was fun to watch when I was a teenager

    • @Sci-Mon1
      @Sci-Mon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sausage Mahoney hole sum

  • @xanderguyer7512
    @xanderguyer7512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I'm obsessed with how the mean girl just casually dropped "Eastern Jersey" and I'm not expected to question it

    • @murrayshekelberg9754
      @murrayshekelberg9754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jersey is the ungroomed armpit of humanity

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She called it "viral". Bio warfare? Too dark to be literal?

  • @anniek.3388
    @anniek.3388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    The sound byte of “Silence major!” was definitely just unlocked from the depths of my memory.

    • @dildonius
      @dildonius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SILENCE....minor?

  • @FlashinGatznCookies
    @FlashinGatznCookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    My wife would like to request the one where a girl pretends to be her brother for motocross reasons.

    • @onemorerep6597
      @onemorerep6597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s called Motocrossed

    • @kylefreeburg9353
      @kylefreeburg9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I totally forgot about this movie! It used to be one of my favorites

    • @jarmakey1
      @jarmakey1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And big fat liar with frankie muniz

    • @PrincessAshley972
      @PrincessAshley972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jarmakey1 I still love that one

    • @gracekim1998
      @gracekim1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OneMoreRep wow

  • @starstilanx
    @starstilanx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Because of this movie, to this day I randomly have "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom" pop into my head. It has been engraved in my memory and I am 31 years old. That song unbelievably catchy.

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I forgot that song was from this movie and assumed it was an Nsync song that actually existed
      DIRTY POP

    • @sommelierofstench
      @sommelierofstench 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      this song has been plaguing me my entire life as well

  • @skeembo
    @skeembo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    The Hologram teacher was actually one of my drama teachers, and his wife was in one of the sequels im pretty sure

    • @foopdoop6941
      @foopdoop6941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's pretty dope, and I like your name. Skeembo XP

  • @Jake-dh7vh
    @Jake-dh7vh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Tender Loving Care knows a lot about "Business Lingerie"

  • @MrBad993
    @MrBad993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    One of the things I really like about this movie is that apparently everyone on 2040s earth drives 1999 Volkswagen Beetles

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ze car of de future

    • @basiI
      @basiI ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i know i definitely would if i could get one

  • @Ridankulas
    @Ridankulas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This movie was on television while I was waiting for the Jiffy Lube guys to change the oil on my truck. The volume was low, and was nearly washed out by the constant hum of the nearby confectionery machines. Time was standing still.
    Anyway, I wasn't sure it was a real movie until I watched this video. Thanks for the video.

  • @robaba89
    @robaba89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Hey Poopface: Nice poopface you got there!"
    I'm actually gona use that one.

  • @jacknation1141
    @jacknation1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    1:42
    That black kid looks exactly like Waluigi.
    He has an exquisite style, wearing overalls with a royal purple shirt underneath.
    He’s already my favorite character.
    I would not have found him, if not this video had been conceived. Thank you, good sir.

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's Blackuigi.
      His catchphrase is "Blaa!"

    • @anymoose
      @anymoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@i_teleported_bread7404 his catch phrase is "SHHEEEEIIIIITTTT"

    • @LunarRobotyx
      @LunarRobotyx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@i_teleported_bread7404 BLALUIGI

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha he kinda does, the outfit is exact

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LunarRobotyx "Who said I got left off bad and boujee?"

  • @b3b3j4y
    @b3b3j4y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    dang Zenon is a kid. I must have watched it when i was really young because in my brain she looked 20.

  • @CaptainL95
    @CaptainL95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    4:48 "I particularly like the fashion trend of the spandex base layers with regular clothes on top, this is the future I think we should be working towards".
    This is why Mega Man Zero and ZX incorporate the exact same style.

    • @larrychilders6599
      @larrychilders6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did not expect that reference here

    • @monado5937
      @monado5937 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mega Man Zenon

  • @ozmarichardson6524
    @ozmarichardson6524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Zoom zoom zoom" and "cedas lapidus" were lodged deep in my brain thank you for helping to dig them out.

  • @evandavis5223
    @evandavis5223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    How to name people in your sci-fi story: Grab a science textbook, flip to the glossary, and start picking at random.

  • @alexwilliams2788
    @alexwilliams2788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Ian always has the best edits, the commitment to the “hands” bit throughout the video is inspired.

  • @79priscila79
    @79priscila79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I was OBSESSED with this movie and I used to watch every rerun of it on Disney Channel. And if it was the marathon of all 3 movies back to back, I would religiously lie in my bed for 5 hours to watch all of them.

  • @thewordywarlock7159
    @thewordywarlock7159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I remember all the advertisements for the Zequel playing up the fact that the letter Z was hidden in every scene. I don't remember why that excited me.

  • @adambenini1022
    @adambenini1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I like how everyone in the future will be driving late 90’s VW Beetles.

    • @callummclachlan4771
      @callummclachlan4771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The ugliest generation too.

    • @jessdavis2677
      @jessdavis2677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Weenie Hut Jr's To be fair, Aerostars are pretty hardy and reliable even with how ugly they look.

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the vintage look their going for.

  • @williek08472
    @williek08472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    The ironic thing about her not being able to swim is that in some aspects being on a spacewalk is a lot like being in water, to the point where NASA used a swimming pool to train astronauts for the Space Shuttle. If she can go on an EVA just fine, she should be able to swim... though I suppose on an EVA you're usually tethered to the spaceship.

    • @RhyHello
      @RhyHello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well swimming is about propelling yourself through water through displacement. In space you don't have to create your own thrust

    • @awesomefox555
      @awesomefox555 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And still able to breathe

    • @Regulith
      @Regulith 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      swim through the water maybe, but stay above the surface and not drown probably not so much

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also if you can swim in space you can probably swim even better in gravity.. that line was hilariously stupid.

  • @PBandShayne
    @PBandShayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "You're a pop star and you want a child, you get the child"

    • @Love_Crafts_HP
      @Love_Crafts_HP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Is that you Epstein?

    • @glitchedsushi
      @glitchedsushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      H P more like Michael Jackson

    • @blacksun3884
      @blacksun3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh, phrasing?

    • @MaxwellTornado
      @MaxwellTornado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@glitchedsushi Am I even going to live to see a day when people stop thinking MJ was a paedo?

    • @Hopeofmen
      @Hopeofmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ghislaine Maxwell has what you need.

  • @doctorfrosty3546
    @doctorfrosty3546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I’m loving the VHS quality of these videos.

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    god that freeze frame at the end, the scream, the blasted exposure, then the fade to white is really such a supreme combo

  • @n0isyturtle
    @n0isyturtle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "Absolve me for interrupting but that hair do, or shall we say don't..."
    Yup that's exactly how kids talk

    • @thecosmicradiation
      @thecosmicradiation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's how they talk in the FUTURE

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thecosmicradiation That’s also how they talked 20 years ago, history repeats itself

    • @christinenadeau6371
      @christinenadeau6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's how yasss queeen slay gurrrl clapback influencers online talk tho

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@christinenadeau6371 or james Charles stans

  • @muffinsanobviousname
    @muffinsanobviousname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    To be fair I've met people in there 30s who've never seen snow, and upon seeing and feeling it for the first time remark "it's cold".

    • @ObiWanBillKenobi
      @ObiWanBillKenobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a similar situation the first time I saw a palm tree in person.

    • @korohacker
      @korohacker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm 30, and I have yet to experience snow personally. I'd love to someday

    • @KetchupRocket
      @KetchupRocket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      korohacker as a born and raised Ohio state person, snow is neat for about a week and then it’s a pain in the ass. Shoveling, driving, heating bills, scraping your car off. Best experience with it is vacationing in a snowy mountain for a few days and then going home. You’ll have much better memories that way. Plus side: less bugs.

    • @ObiWanBillKenobi
      @ObiWanBillKenobi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@KetchupRocket The only good things i can think about winter weather are that there are no bugs and food left in your car stays fresh. That's all. Summer rules.

  • @CooperDooper38
    @CooperDooper38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "You're a pop star and you want a child? You get the child!"
    Ah, so the future isn't all that different from the present.

    • @jeremysoronen8154
      @jeremysoronen8154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R Kelly?

    • @brunobucciaratiswife
      @brunobucciaratiswife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your fursona is so cute!!!

    • @CooperDooper38
      @CooperDooper38 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brunobucciaratiswife thank you!
      Drew the art myself on my old Galaxy Note phone.

    • @natelax1367
      @natelax1367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It just gets more relevant as more time passes

  • @oliverunderwood94
    @oliverunderwood94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I remember this movie being inescapable for a portion of my childhood. it was like half the year was reruns and commercials of Zennon and the other half was halloween town

  • @TreClaire
    @TreClaire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    “Business lingerie” had me rolling for like 10 minutes 😂

  • @rlundy45
    @rlundy45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    The Zenon series is basically The Expanse for kids. Right down to the billionaire using a space station to test out a virus.

    • @trollerpilotxiv3079
      @trollerpilotxiv3079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now we need a kids' version of Game of Thrones

    • @okidokidraws
      @okidokidraws 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Star Trek for kids

  • @youcantbeatk7006
    @youcantbeatk7006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "Swallow the reality pill." This kid just predicted the Matrix.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wasn't that the same year?

    • @searchbar83
      @searchbar83 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or the Wachowski brothers were big fans of Zenon.

    • @beachgirl_bev
      @beachgirl_bev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Caleb E. *Wachowski Sisters

    • @KaeraNeko
      @KaeraNeko 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't it a series of books before that?

    • @forthelulz9165
      @forthelulz9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "If you take the blue pill, your life stays as shit as it was"
      "What about the red pill?"
      "Same, but strawbery flavor..."

  • @sunshinem.7741
    @sunshinem.7741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I hate being reminded of how old I am. And this hit me like a strict "silence, major!"
    I remember seeing a rerun after That's So Raven was a thing and recognizing her. Then realising people acted in different productions.

  • @dassandman300
    @dassandman300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Damn homie you are thriving in that look, MAJOR.

  • @melancholicfool792
    @melancholicfool792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    "popular enough to receive a sequel"
    I believe you mean "Zequel", disappointed Ian, disliked and unsubbed for this major blunder.

    • @pegasBaO23
      @pegasBaO23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      "major blunder" was a bluder major

    • @sirchip7070
      @sirchip7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thanks I hate it

    • @dantheman6808
      @dantheman6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Silence, major

    • @Triad3Force
      @Triad3Force 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Could have been the "squeakquel" hehe

    • @hteekay
      @hteekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lame major!

  • @invaderfrombeyond
    @invaderfrombeyond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Also; major and minor is just "high-key and low-key"

    • @poeticpotato
      @poeticpotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      oh shit.... youre right.... the writers predicted at least one thing right

    • @Yabatron
      @Yabatron 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "High key, silence!"

  • @slinktv8827
    @slinktv8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "You're a popstar and you want a child, you get the child."
    Timely.

  • @invisableumbrella
    @invisableumbrella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I remember Zenón really fondly. My nostalgia for this movie really is just for the sheer Rad Factor. I loved the outfits, and all the space stuff, but I think my favorite as a kid was the names. Zenon has a Z, so it’s instantly cool. Nebula is a cool word, so also a great name. Good stuff man.

  • @zepewto901
    @zepewto901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    "President Chelsea Clinton" oof.

    • @SeanHiruki
      @SeanHiruki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that got a laugh out of me

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      What? You don't know she won't be president 25 years from now. Hilary probably won't be, she'd be super old.

    • @GreyMatterPlatter
      @GreyMatterPlatter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@FrenkTheJoy Yeah but I'm sure by then she'll get a new skin suit, so she'll look pretty good.

    • @Nixolodeon
      @Nixolodeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hillary's clone

    • @hopekramer7800
      @hopekramer7800 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GreyMatterPlatter 😂😂😂😂

  • @iiviigames
    @iiviigames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Your editing gags are unparalleled, major.

  • @AshKetchum442
    @AshKetchum442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    The girl they replaced Raven-Symoné with was actually the girl from the movie The Color Of Frienship, which Disney always showed a couple times during Black History Month.

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Good to know I guess

    • @powerist209
      @powerist209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think Three Dog is there, at least played by someone.
      I am not joking, the movie is about Piper Dellums, sister of Three Dog VA, who had an White Afrikaans stayed with her.

    • @gamegal1238
      @gamegal1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She also played on Strange Days at Blake Holsey High and Life With Derek, too.

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I remember that one, back when people actually wanted to improve race relations, unlike today.

    • @Mr.Obongo
      @Mr.Obongo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@powerist209 Isn’t three dog the radio dj from fallout 3?

  • @xenonmax
    @xenonmax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Saturn’s third largest moon is Iapetus, with an uppercase i, not Lapetus.

    • @officialnezquick
      @officialnezquick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I mean he did say he got it from a buzzfeed article so it can’t be too trustworthy 😂

    • @Lily_Bun
      @Lily_Bun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Curse you sans serif fonts!!!

    • @BrickedUpp
      @BrickedUpp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Avengeful Fox so what you’re saying is we should move to a comic sans standard?

    • @thebigpurplemonkey
      @thebigpurplemonkey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BrickedUpp Comic Sans is also a sans serif font. It's in the name man

    • @BrickedUpp
      @BrickedUpp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thebigpurplemonkey true but comic sans has the vertical bars on the letter “I” so it gets a pass. Plus who doesn’t love comic sans. My entire resumé is in comic sans

  • @LitoBambito
    @LitoBambito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the old school filming, very nostalgic! It reminds me of old family films or even exactly what the quality was when I used to watch tv and movies in the 90s. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @FellGrey
    @FellGrey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    This whole time since I was a kid, I thought they were saying “Cenus Sapenis.” I always wondered how they approved that, but now I just feel stupid.

    • @p_drizzle123
      @p_drizzle123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it was always "p is for penis" for my brother and me. still funny

  • @OhNoBohNo
    @OhNoBohNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Disney Presents: Deep Space Nine
    Also the best, BEST part of this series is the, uh, ‘Zequel’s’, alien design at the end. That thing looked TRULY bizarre and ethereal
    oh, and of course ‘Zoom Zoom Zoom’

    • @willkirwan
      @willkirwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea agreed. Also wasn't it at the bottom of the ocean too?

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willkirwan I dont think so, but i think it DID make whale noises???

    • @willkirwan
      @willkirwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OhNoBohNo Without rewatching (and a few minutes of googling), I think you're right. It would fit their deep sea jellyfish design they have and apparently they speak telepathically too.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willkirwan *picking up weird-ass Zequel alien thing* "I just think they're neat!"

    • @willkirwan
      @willkirwan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OhNoBohNo They're major cool!

  • @PrincipeMamoru
    @PrincipeMamoru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Gotta say, I love the way you match your vids with the same vibe as what you're reviewing! It really makes it special and worth watching all the way through ♡ great job man :)

  • @perryusagitv
    @perryusagitv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Honestly every now and then, I sit around and my brain suddenly remembers "ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM" It will be with me to i die.

    • @tiggerie345
      @tiggerie345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same with me. I never watched this movie but I first heard it in kindergarten, some boy kept singing that exact part and dancing around lol. Moose not lying with the 5 year old fans. I was waiting for him to cover the music part!

    • @SaHa0v0
      @SaHa0v0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM

  • @sarajohnson6855
    @sarajohnson6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "When a pop star wants a kid
    They get a kid"
    Ooof

  • @interlace84
    @interlace84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kudos for consistently trying to put some hands on those green screen gloves xD what a legend.

  • @stefanpwinc
    @stefanpwinc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I was really confused when you said Lapetus was a major moon of Saturn, how had I never heard of it?... Then I realized the picture looked an awful lot like Iapetus (with an I ). maybe the writers made the same mistake as well? or maybe Lupeedus is completely made up, who knows.

    • @Chocomint_Queen
      @Chocomint_Queen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      If you look at the cover of the zequel (shown a few times in the video) it says "Cetus-Lupedus" right on it.
      My theory has always been that it's a "cool" misspelling of "sidus lapidus", aka "space rocks"

  • @crazytim8256
    @crazytim8256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    A DCOM Day is just what the people need in these trying times. Thanks, Ian!

  • @efahall._.
    @efahall._. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your video quality and digital effects were just perfect. *chef's kiss*

  • @robberino4245
    @robberino4245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think my favorite thing about BrutalMoose is that because of his amazing editing and perfect comedic timing, I can't tell if the hand at 15:03 was left there intentionally or was an editing mistake. I'll always be left to laugh at it, though.

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "pretty alpha"
    "Take the reality pill"
    Greg was a proto-incel

  • @rudeboyspodcast
    @rudeboyspodcast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These DCOM reviews have become my favorites of yours, I hope you'll do more!

  • @BlackScarabFilmZ
    @BlackScarabFilmZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Swallow the reality pill!" Might be my new favorite expression. I'm gonna start using that.
    Also, I remember watching it a few times, but I don't know if I ever made it all the way through. This was sort of the type of DCOM that I'd put on while doing other stuff as a kid.

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Officially gonna start putting “into horses and cybercrime” in my bio

  • @baarks
    @baarks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are severely underrated. You put so much time and effort into editing and I thinks it's amazing. I've watched your videos for a couple years and all of them have such a cool style to them

  • @xthe6
    @xthe6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    "President Chelsea clinton" wow that didn't age well

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I mean...... it's not 2049 yet, so I guess we'll see

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@kosmic_overlord don't worry in 2049 someone will respond to this comment and give us our answer hopefully

    • @klax001
      @klax001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@kosmic_overlord I think the Clintons might finally be done with politics after Bill's Epstein adventures keep getting revealed more each month it seems.

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Ash Ketchup probably not which is why I said hopefully

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Ash Ketchup oh ok

  • @TAGMedia7
    @TAGMedia7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    "Do escorts have business lingerie?"
    -Brutalmoose, 2020

    • @McDADDyK
      @McDADDyK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Isn't everything they wear business...

    • @SweetKingTanner
      @SweetKingTanner 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@McDADDyK i don't know how to respond to this

    • @tacticstonk4740
      @tacticstonk4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      well do they?

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tacticstonk4740 yes, they do.

  • @cb-wi1cq
    @cb-wi1cq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i'm really digging the retro aspect ration/quality. it's so nostalgic seriously

  • @41dn
    @41dn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Protozoa’s fashion sense is advanced for the 90’s and prehistoric for the universe of the movie
    It’s early 2000’s AF

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy shit, you nailed it

    • @MandrakeFernflower
      @MandrakeFernflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He kinda looks like a bootleg early 2000's Justin Timb

  • @aquaticlandshark352
    @aquaticlandshark352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The space station legit looks like a space colony from gundam wing lol

    • @larrychilders6599
      @larrychilders6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Which is probably why they want to drop the colony

    • @aquaticlandshark352
      @aquaticlandshark352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Larry Childers holy fuck your right...

    • @SeanHiruki
      @SeanHiruki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heavy Metal Collector been rewatching G Gundam. I wouldn’t call it “ignorant”. Honestly a lot of the culture shown isn’t too bad. They are celebrating each nation’s culture as best as they can.

  • @TotesCoolBeans
    @TotesCoolBeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I was 100% certain Zenon was a television show. This is insane. I never watched it but the look of it and commercials really pushed the "this is a tv show" vibe.

  • @0callaghan
    @0callaghan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    business lingerie reminds me of an episode of "Friends" where Rachel was pretending not to date this guy when his mom came over, and claimed she was wearing "business attire"

  • @derpdoggo9914
    @derpdoggo9914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    the best friend character has slinkies holding her ponytails. anyone else noticed that.

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hey name is RAVEN you uneducate

  • @TheLIRRFrenchie...
    @TheLIRRFrenchie... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is literally my favorite Disney Channel Original Movie!! I mean the intro music alone gives me flashbacks and chills ❤❤. What an era ❤❤!!

  • @Sicanda
    @Sicanda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I've never heard of this one, but I love how the future looked back in the 90s. :D

  • @KaleDragon
    @KaleDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "You're a popstar, you want a child, you get the child"
    Pretty accurate

  • @novatare
    @novatare 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, you've really done something amazing with this channel. You could make a video about anything and make it entertaining. You could just sit there and analyze War and Peace in its entirety and I'd probably still eat that shit up. It also looks like it's really fun for you to film these, which is another big plus. Keep it up!

  • @5blackcat12
    @5blackcat12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I legit believe the future is going to circle back to 90’s fashion exclusively because of current covid-casual wear. Thanks for the glimpse in to the future Ian. Truly a trendsetter :,)

  • @savannahbrinkley4377
    @savannahbrinkley4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    You're the only TH-camr that I click on when I see you in my notifications. You really do make great content.

    • @nicoledoubleyou
      @nicoledoubleyou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Samesies I click on his videos every time, I don't do that with anyone else except jontron

    • @rat-egg
      @rat-egg 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to

    • @boogityhoo7452
      @boogityhoo7452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ?? So you dont watch anyone but BrutalMoose? Im confused lol

    • @XannnyTanner
      @XannnyTanner 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRU

    • @savannahbrinkley4377
      @savannahbrinkley4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@boogityhoo7452 I don't really go by notifications. I just scroll through my TH-cam page to see what I want to watch

  • @Krunchy_Kinkajou
    @Krunchy_Kinkajou 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know if you're gonna see this..but here goes. Everytime I'm having a bad day..there are a few youtubers who ALWAYS cheer me up..you are one of them..thanks Ian 😊

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    9:02 - So THAT'S what that moment in Amazon Trail was directed at! "You probably recognize this--it's a banana!"

  • @Cosmicabsolution
    @Cosmicabsolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I had completely forgotten about that weird “Cetus Lupetis!” Catchphrase that Zenon and her spaceship friends used.

    • @slicedhippy7776
      @slicedhippy7776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It sounds like they’re saying: see it’s the penis

  • @terrance2228
    @terrance2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First Zenon is great! Zenon is such a rambunctious self motivated person living as fully as her endless energy allows. Then again she is vulnerable and naive. Quite an adventure with lots of characters in the first one.
    Sadly, magic struck once with this series, some liked them, but the sequels got little traction.
    Nevertheless so pleased the 1999 original got so much traction here in 2021!

  • @jacklong1844
    @jacklong1844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    I’m sort of irked about how the floors aren’t facing the sides of the station

    • @plumbob109
      @plumbob109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That would be inefficient