The im confused i wont go there spell is stupid. So what i accidentally crashed a plane. Also somebody has to have a dead to the land. The uk isnt very big
@@jackiepuppet7501 I’ve looked into that whole story and from what I understand all the writers there use older reviews as a basis for the new ones. They were all in a rush because James was busy with family stuff and wouldn’t be able to get all of them done himself. It seems like a mistake that Newt sent an early draft of the review over and they just put all the blame on him. I think it’s not that big of a deal that he can’t be forgiven for it.
43:27 Justin & Tony mentioning Guns in Harry potter reminded me of that fan edit of the movie "Harry Potter & the deadly weapons" where somebody used the magic of editing to turn all of the wand scenes into firearms.
8:12 It's sad were expected to pretend like Newt never existed. And that he left due to "mental health" issues. Just come out and discuss it one time and put it to bed. Newt was a major part of the show and a lot of us liked him.
@@DMKandilo it’s pretty clear they edited more after that. It’s unclear and it would be nice to have some sort of explanation beyond mental health, because we know it isn’t that. It’s not like they want him gone enough to blacklist all the episodes he’s on, though…
The whole "im too cool for this movie" bs Tony does all the time is beyond annoying. Are you in fifth grade or something man? Its just so juvenile. So what you watched R rated movies as a kid? Guess what, so does a bunch of kids including myself, it isnt some crazy thing only you got to do, and i still enjoy stuff that isn't R rated nowdays
@@mrblueduck a Harry Potter parody was used in the original trailer for Dirty Work. They bring it up in the Cinemassacre "Rental Reviews" episode for Dirty Work.
The trailer Justin saw must have been changed for a DVD release or something. When Dirty Work came out, 1 Harry Potter book was out and zero movies. It wouldn’t have been a reference anyone understood.
I have to say, Jessica is fast becoming one of my favourite TH-cam video editors, she has such a funny presence, she is the phantom cast member. Makes me watch the show more intently :) More please!
Tony Potter gets invited to attend HACKWARTS. He learns magic spellls with Johanna and Justin from the mysterious Professor Kieran all while fighting the evil Volder-Crystal with Magical Shenanigans.
Not to take anything away from the other co hosts, they are great, but this show is really missing a major portion of it's charm without Newt. I hope he comes back one day.
He isn't. Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
@@dustywaynemusic6297 Newt unceremoniously left via a post saying he was out due to health reasons. No goodbye vid, no last show, nothing. He was know to be writing Monster Madness this year. A writer was caught plagiarising on this year's monster madness and let go. In this very video Justin referred to Newt as "He who will not be named". Pretty cut and dry, a damn shame too since the quality on this channel has fallen off a cliff without him.
Something that I've NEVER understood about the films (I've never read the books either so forgive me) is that its shown in the very first film that Harry has inherited a fortune in gold that rivals that of Gomez Addams. YET EVERY YEAR HARRY GOES BACK WILLINGLY TO LIVE WITH THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE WHO FORCE HIM UNDER STAIRS. If Harry is a literal billionaire and he now has magical knowledge and magically capable friends and adults to back him AND there is magic in existence that can literally conjure whimsically beautiful living areas that are larger on the inside than out...just why?
Harry 's still in danger of being killed by Voldemort and/or his followers. His aunt is a blood relative of his mother, so the protection magic that kept him safe as a baby also keeps him safe while he in her home.
Harry's still in danger of being killed by Voldemort and/or his followers. His aunt is a blood relative of his mother, so the protection magic that kept him safe as a baby also keeps him safe while he in her home.
I like the part where Harry looks at Snape and his scar hurt, and he thinks it's because Snape is bad; but it's because of Turban Guy sitting next to Snape
The town I live near in Missouri a church actually had a Harry Potter burning back in like 2001. A kid in the town got into the occult and did some crazy stuff they blamed it on Harry Potter. They burned Harry Potter books and toys.
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
@@nathanielfincher4394 Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
Lmfao at Justin shooting a m&m mini tube through a screen 😆🤣😆! I used to work at a movie theater in high school as well but in the year 2005-2008. Those God damn kid packs as well really bugged me. I got to see Harry Potter on IMAX on a school field trip so can't complain much.
i must say Johanna looks fantastic in this one! Great videos guys, thanks for this EDIT : btw Tony's surname actually means "hairy" in Italian, which is hilarious considering all the manscape ad
I’m new to this channel and agree Johanna has a attractiveness to her. Couldn’t stop starring and love a woman with a personality to go with the looks.
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
Pretty sure Justin was the next most responsible for the plagiarism crap and is still around writing and on the screen. A lot. Passive aggressive stabs like that are just petty and further define the kinds of characters I realize some of these cats are. Man and they were friends for years, that stings. I haven’t even been watching really because it’s just a bummer now, but if this is just your cute little forum to take not so thinly veiled jab at a guy who’s down show me the door. No thanks.
@@mr.exposition No. Best book, worst movie. Too much is cut, too many characters are changed/removed. The director himself complained how long the book is and that he didn't managed to read it in time, and you can feel it.
@@LegioXXI My personal favorite book is Order of the Phoenix (in my opinion, Goblet of Fire/Order otP are both peak HP), but I completely agree about GoF the movie. Absolutely awful. Worst movie in the series. When I rewatch the films, I’m always tempted to skip GoF, whereas when I reread the books, I’m always stoked to start GoF.
They are actually Satanic, but I am not saying that as a religious person because there is no "Satan" being. I am saying this as a person who knows about ritual magick, demonic entities, the paranormal, Satanism, and conspiracies.
Couldn't get into the books when I was younger at all, which is wierd because I love the hobbit and the LOTR trilogy. I really liked the movies though, until 5 where everything was "less magical and full of wonderment" if that makes sense
@@mr.exposition I’m the same. I absolutely love The Hobbit and Lotr! I read all the books and have both extended edition trilogies on Blu-ray and adore them so much. But the Harry Potter series just doesn’t have the same effect on me. I think it’s because there are so many books and films that the interest wanes off.
58:10 I'm pretty sure Ed gein wasn't a serial killer..he killed 2 people at most I think..he was more of a grave robber and did wierd stuff with dead people..there were just serial killers based off him in movies
I used to work in projection and the idea of running a print through more than two projectors fills me with dread. That must have caused so many brain wraps!
Have you ever had to run it around a corner? My theater had 10 auditoriums, and I think the most we HAD to run through at once was 6 that were all along the same wall, but we also did the others too just to see if we could. We had this whole system in place that was nuts. Like, it must’ve been put in at the beginning just as a worst-case scenario, and then we never really had to use it again to that extent.
@@kidcrossfire3489 only ever had to run it through 2 at max, but even then it was brown trouser time. One of my friends dropped a print whilst attempting to move it from platter to platter. What a birds nest that was!
@@witless999 I had some pretty crazy fixes back during the film days, including one time removing, reversing, and reattaching an entire reel AS a movie (Crank 2) was going. Someone else had built it incorrectly, and it already played once to a no-show, and I noticed it while hunting for a bad splice right before the next show was supposed to start. It actually wasn’t as hard as it sounds, but it took pretty good timing to do it without having to stop the movie.
I was 9 when this movie came out and my teacher would give us star stickers for every book we read, and if you got enough stars you would get to go on class trip to cicis and then to see harry potter. Im dyslexic and stuggled to read, so i didnt get enough star stickers despite trying my best. The entire class but me got to go and she even took pictures of the trip and placed them by the door which i would look at. Hated everything harry potter since
I'm sorry your teacher rubbed it in your face with the pictures. I'm sure it was not delirate; she was just clueless. Based on your comment, it looks like you overcame your dyslexia. And you are more sensitive to learning difficulties. That might make you a good teacher/parent.
Johanna’s bobs aside, I am grateful for this review because I put off watching this series for so long because of how annoying the fan base is, and when I finally watched it I felt like Tony watching all this. 10/10 review
This was a very good movie, even if it has a few flaws. I like the sets, the special fix, and the three leads. Plus, Alan Rickman was awesome as Professor Snape
I Did Go See 2001's Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone With My Mom Kelli Krajci And My Brother Jesse Krajci At Regal Showplace 16 In Crystal Lake, IL Back In 2001, It Did Scare My Brother Jesse Krajci Because Of Fluffy, The Three Headed Dog But Not Me And My Mom Kelli Krajci.
John Williams scored the first three movies. The second one was more so handled by William Ross due to Williams being busy with Catch Me If You Can but either way, FANTASTIC score all-around
I always thought it was weird how he switched to a more baroque-style sound for the third one after over thirty years of his more romantic style being such a huge staple of Hollywood cinema. I wonder if that was done on input from Cuarón or if he came up with that angle independently, but it really gives that one a unique sense of identity compared to all the others.
I was 16 when this debuted. I always made fun of one of the other kids for liking it but then after watching this a year after it released I started to like the fanfare.
There was a fun fact that humans were the only species that enjoys eating spicy food. That is incorrect. Some birds enjoy eating peppers because birds can't taste spicy.
Yup capsaicin (thing that makes stuff spicey) only effects certain mammals. Its suppose to keep them from eating them but humans have a dopamine release eating it so u get a "high" from it. But some animals dont have the receptors so no effect at all. The plants evolved to let birds etc eat them cause they spread seeds further. Mammals wont travel as far and not spread seeds correctly. Interesting how it evolved and was cultivated by central American trives
i read that every scene where they have the philospher's stone, they shot an alternate take calling it 'sorcerer's stone' instead for the US audience.. thing is, what is the original take was better acted?
i can really relate to tony's objections... a giant walking around and nobody reacts. when i was two i saw a curly man with red hair and i freaked tf out.
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
I had a radio show in college where we would sometimes roast films. I think we called this one Harry Pooper and the Kidney Stone or something. Third film is awesome.
Hold on. Newt is „He who should not be named“ now? It seems that you guys are the worst friends anybody could imagine. EDIT: Yeah well, thanks to a couple of responses I get that Voldenewt-thing now. My bad!
@@LordOfClarkness Newt's online presence conveniently vanished after it was found that the reviews he was supposed to have written for CM's Monster Madness were plagiarized, and I just made a Redlettermedia reference, from when they reviewed Re-Animator (RLM also made a subtle jab at the plagiarism scandal)
"That movie where Hagrid and Frodo go on a river rafting adventure after escaping his father Hellboy, only to end up trying to rob Ellen's ex and Xena's widow." "You mean Huck Finn?"
I’ve tried several times to get into Potter, but just can’t care about it. Whenever I mention that, I usually get something like “Well, you need to read every book, watch every movie, seek out every piece of information that you can about the source material, read every bit of fanfic and devote your LIFE to it, and you’ll just fall in love with it.”
If you read the first book and seen the first movie and didn't like it, you tried enough. Finishing the first book is by far more than enough to know if its for you or not.
@@thomashernandez6536 Yeah, I’m all for giving something a shot, but the key to getting someone to like something is never “You just need to consume ALL of it”. This reminds me of a lot of video game reviews I’ve seen, where someone says they absolutely hate a game, but they’ve logged like 100 hours on it. Sorry, but if I don’t like something that much, it’ll be lucky to get a day out of me.
For a second I thought this was an old Harry Potter film I've never seen but realised you guys in the states call it Harry Potter and the Socerer's Stone and not the original name Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
They played quidditch at my high school and I knew a guy who was playing the wooden broom handle broke and stabbed him in the face leaving a large permanent scar on his chin
The Only Version Of 2010's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 & 2011's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 That I Prefer Is 2011's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (276 Mins).
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Harry Potter books or movies were never that good. Sry but true
After using Manscaped, I no longer have a Harry Potter
Tony, Antonio, sweet sweet Tony, please stop talking about your relationship history, I dislike you a little more every time you do.
Hagrid is supposed to be 8ft 6
The im confused i wont go there spell is stupid. So what i accidentally crashed a plane. Also somebody has to have a dead to the land. The uk isnt very big
The way Tony said Hufflepuff was the special needs program had me laughing out loud. Funniest thing I have ever heard on hack the movies
And the way that people react to them, it does kinda seem like that's what Rowling was implying.
Hufflepuff’s ride on the short brooms
Funny because tony would be a puffer.
@52:36
yeah what a classy joke.
Treating Newt like Voldemort is a bit of a low blow.
"my friend, He who should not be named" ... damn :(
@@gruthakhul100 Yeah, anyone doubting he was fired has their proof right there.
A low blow to Voldemort, who would never plagiarize reviews
@@jackiepuppet7501 I’ve looked into that whole story and from what I understand all the writers there use older reviews as a basis for the new ones. They were all in a rush because James was busy with family stuff and wouldn’t be able to get all of them done himself. It seems like a mistake that Newt sent an early draft of the review over and they just put all the blame on him. I think it’s not that big of a deal that he can’t be forgiven for it.
@@BooshmanLee funny, I interpreted that comment as a hint that he was the fall guy. Maybe we should wait before claiming to know the truth.
43:27 Justin & Tony mentioning Guns in Harry potter reminded me of that fan edit of the movie "Harry Potter & the deadly weapons" where somebody used the magic of editing to turn all of the wand scenes into firearms.
It's even funnier in the really bad fanfiction My Immortal where people use guns instead of wands.
I knew i wasn't the only one reminded of that.
8:12 It's sad were expected to pretend like Newt never existed. And that he left due to "mental health" issues.
Just come out and discuss it one time and put it to bed. Newt was a major part of the show and a lot of us liked him.
By specifically mentioning "he who shall not be named" while clearly laughing, it should be quite obvious that he means that in a humorous way.
Nah they'd rather bury him and say they support his mental health.
@@DMKandilo it’s pretty clear they edited more after that. It’s unclear and it would be nice to have some sort of explanation beyond mental health, because we know it isn’t that. It’s not like they want him gone enough to blacklist all the episodes he’s on, though…
Was that a jab at newt what Justin said when he said he who must not be nAmed?
The whole "im too cool for this movie" bs Tony does all the time is beyond annoying. Are you in fifth grade or something man? Its just so juvenile. So what you watched R rated movies as a kid? Guess what, so does a bunch of kids including myself, it isnt some crazy thing only you got to do, and i still enjoy stuff that isn't R rated nowdays
Whenever Harry Potter or Men in Black pops up, instantly think of the movie theater scene from "Dirty Work". 😆
“Men in Black who have sex with each other.” What’s Harry Potter have to do with Dirty Work though?
@@mrblueduck a Harry Potter parody was used in the original trailer for Dirty Work. They bring it up in the Cinemassacre "Rental Reviews" episode for Dirty Work.
The trailer Justin saw must have been changed for a DVD release or something. When Dirty Work came out, 1 Harry Potter book was out and zero movies. It wouldn’t have been a reference anyone understood.
"Your wand is magical, Harry"
Once again Jessica is the unsung hero of this episode. I think it's time she got in front of the camera, I bet she's hilarious
She was in the Tree House of Horror episode
She was also in the fear street review, between parts 2 and 3 when she was killed by Joanna
I have to say, Jessica is fast becoming one of my favourite TH-cam video editors, she has such a funny presence, she is the phantom cast member. Makes me watch the show more intently :) More please!
Really enjoying the these editors notes.
Loved Jessica's pop-up facts, even though one was partially wrong: Ed Gein was the inspiration for Buffalo Bill, not Hannibal Lecter.
Tony Potter gets invited to attend HACKWARTS. He learns magic spellls with Johanna and Justin from the mysterious Professor Kieran all while fighting the evil Volder-Crystal with Magical Shenanigans.
Or the evil Volder-Newt who steals scripts from more talented writers
@@VilifiedLogic top comment
@@VilifiedLogic shhhhhhh ! It's he who should not be named
Jessica is the real MVP for the pop-up facts!
Not to take anything away from the other co hosts, they are great, but this show is really missing a major portion of it's charm without Newt. I hope he comes back one day.
He isn't. Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
@@jackiepuppet7501 is there any evidence of this?
@@Smokey1419 yes lol
@@theitfactorjameswheezer2852 link or it didn't happen. It's still just speculation
@@dustywaynemusic6297 Newt unceremoniously left via a post saying he was out due to health reasons. No goodbye vid, no last show, nothing. He was know to be writing Monster Madness this year. A writer was caught plagiarising on this year's monster madness and let go. In this very video Justin referred to Newt as "He who will not be named". Pretty cut and dry, a damn shame too since the quality on this channel has fallen off a cliff without him.
I can't believe Justin brought up Ghosts of Mars! You guys should do a video on that one! Textbook dumb fun.
First thing i ever seen Jason statham in,definitely a classic.
Why did you get rid of the opening voice over? I miss the 'With Tony, Johanna, and Justin'.
Something that I've NEVER understood about the films (I've never read the books either so forgive me) is that its shown in the very first film that Harry has inherited a fortune in gold that rivals that of Gomez Addams. YET EVERY YEAR HARRY GOES BACK WILLINGLY TO LIVE WITH THE TERRIBLE PEOPLE WHO FORCE HIM UNDER STAIRS.
If Harry is a literal billionaire and he now has magical knowledge and magically capable friends and adults to back him AND there is magic in existence that can literally conjure whimsically beautiful living areas that are larger on the inside than out...just why?
Harry 's still in danger of being killed by Voldemort and/or his followers. His aunt is a blood relative of his mother, so the protection magic that kept him safe as a baby also keeps him safe while he in her home.
Harry's still in danger of being killed by Voldemort and/or his followers. His aunt is a blood relative of his mother, so the protection magic that kept him safe as a baby also keeps him safe while he in her home.
the magic of his family protects him from voldemort. pretty self explanatory
@@whodatninja439 That was never explained. Keep in mind, i have never read the books. I'm just not interested enough in the HP universe to care.
When he said at the end we need a spell to keep people out of the store he should of pulled out a gun 😂
I like the part where Harry looks at Snape and his scar hurt, and he thinks it's because Snape is bad; but it's because of Turban Guy sitting next to Snape
Jessica, you have to be on a Little Shop of horrors episode Talking about Tapes!
I miss Newt😢
man y'all even changed the goldberg tape in the background, do we hate newt that much now?
The town I live near in Missouri a church actually had a Harry Potter burning back in like 2001. A kid in the town got into the occult and did some crazy stuff they blamed it on Harry Potter. They burned Harry Potter books and toys.
Tony is no longer Gangsta and Unsubbed until Newt comes back!
Lol
what happened to newt
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
the first story is set in 1991, when Harry turns 11. It's kind of cool that Harry is only 2 weeks or so younger than me...
"If you read the book the movie is automatically a classic"
-every Harry Potter fan
P
Idk I hated the book as a kid but love the movie
@@mr.exposition you are so ironically like black licorice.
I read and enjoyed all the books, but only watched about two and a half of the movies. They just didn’t do it for me.
I MISS NEWT!!!!!!!!!!
Do you understand why he is gone?
@@nathanielfincher4394 Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
Really loving Jessica's Did You Know section, and I really really miss Newt.
Rocco's Halloween bit was a perfect addition to a Harry Potter review. Amazing. I watch that video every October.
Lmfao at Justin shooting a m&m mini tube through a screen 😆🤣😆! I used to work at a movie theater in high school as well but in the year 2005-2008. Those God damn kid packs as well really bugged me. I got to see Harry Potter on IMAX on a school field trip so can't complain much.
Needs more eye of Newt
i must say Johanna looks fantastic in this one! Great videos guys, thanks for this EDIT : btw Tony's surname actually means "hairy" in Italian, which is hilarious considering all the manscape ad
I’m new to this channel and agree Johanna has a attractiveness to her. Couldn’t stop starring and love a woman with a personality to go with the looks.
@@misham2563 agreed!
4:28 Justins look at the camera 😂😂😭
I miss Newt.
1:17:03 is when I was just laughing....but then when Justin says "uh actually, yes" and Johannas face after that I just start cryyyyying 🤣 😂
Why are you guys not mentioning Newt?
I thought you guys were friends. 🤔
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
I love the random off-topic pop up video stuff. Magic Movie version of Hack the Movies
Chamber of Secrets is my personal favorite
Justin won't even say newts name now ? Lame
So unfortunate.. now I know what he meant that he's still friends and talks with *almost* everyone and cares about the show.
I'm upset about this.
Pretty sure Justin was the next most responsible for the plagiarism crap and is still around writing and on the screen. A lot. Passive aggressive stabs like that are just petty and further define the kinds of characters I realize some of these cats are. Man and they were friends for years, that stings. I haven’t even been watching really because it’s just a bummer now, but if this is just your cute little forum to take not so thinly veiled jab at a guy who’s down show me the door. No thanks.
Dude he stole others work. The fact that doesn't bother you says alot about you
Gotta disagree with Johanna. Goblet of Fire was the peak of the book series. Great episode, as always.
Best movie too!
@@mr.exposition No. Best book, worst movie. Too much is cut, too many characters are changed/removed. The director himself complained how long the book is and that he didn't managed to read it in time, and you can feel it.
@@LegioXXI My personal favorite book is Order of the Phoenix (in my opinion, Goblet of Fire/Order otP are both peak HP), but I completely agree about GoF the movie. Absolutely awful. Worst movie in the series. When I rewatch the films, I’m always tempted to skip GoF, whereas when I reread the books, I’m always stoked to start GoF.
"Larping is the gateway drug to 5exual slavery." LOOOOL
18:41 they touched their noses at the same time
lmfaoooo good eye champ
Did you know: Daniel Radcliffe went through nearly 70 wands & 160 pairs of glasses during the making of the Harry Potter films?
And who cares🤷
Why is Tony even in this one
I never could get into Harry Potter. I read a couple books and watched a couple movies but they didn’t appeal to me.
They are actually Satanic, but I am not saying that as a religious person because there is no "Satan" being. I am saying this as a person who knows about ritual magick, demonic entities, the paranormal, Satanism, and conspiracies.
Couldn't get into the books when I was younger at all, which is wierd because I love the hobbit and the LOTR trilogy. I really liked the movies though, until 5 where everything was "less magical and full of wonderment" if that makes sense
@@mr.exposition I’m the same. I absolutely love The Hobbit and Lotr! I read all the books and have both extended edition trilogies on Blu-ray and adore them so much. But the Harry Potter series just doesn’t have the same effect on me. I think it’s because there are so many books and films that the interest wanes off.
6:08 She also randomly said Hogwarts students pissed and shit where they stood then got rid of it with magic.
58:10 I'm pretty sure Ed gein wasn't a serial killer..he killed 2 people at most I think..he was more of a grave robber and did wierd stuff with dead people..there were just serial killers based off him in movies
1:15:27 is verbatim from the book
Hey Johanna, just remember you gotta find a rocketship to get to Pigfarts lol
Justin's theater stories are always hilarious.
I used to work in projection and the idea of running a print through more than two projectors fills me with dread. That must have caused so many brain wraps!
Have you ever had to run it around a corner? My theater had 10 auditoriums, and I think the most we HAD to run through at once was 6 that were all along the same wall, but we also did the others too just to see if we could. We had this whole system in place that was nuts. Like, it must’ve been put in at the beginning just as a worst-case scenario, and then we never really had to use it again to that extent.
@@kidcrossfire3489 only ever had to run it through 2 at max, but even then it was brown trouser time. One of my friends dropped a print whilst attempting to move it from platter to platter. What a birds nest that was!
@@witless999 I had some pretty crazy fixes back during the film days, including one time removing, reversing, and reattaching an entire reel AS a movie (Crank 2) was going. Someone else had built it incorrectly, and it already played once to a no-show, and I noticed it while hunting for a bad splice right before the next show was supposed to start. It actually wasn’t as hard as it sounds, but it took pretty good timing to do it without having to stop the movie.
are we erasing newt from history now?
I was 9 when this movie came out and my teacher would give us star stickers for every book we read, and if you got enough stars you would get to go on class trip to cicis and then to see harry potter. Im dyslexic and stuggled to read, so i didnt get enough star stickers despite trying my best. The entire class but me got to go and she even took pictures of the trip and placed them by the door which i would look at. Hated everything harry potter since
I'm sorry your teacher rubbed it in your face with the pictures. I'm sure it was not delirate; she was just clueless. Based on your comment, it looks like you overcame your dyslexia. And you are more sensitive to learning difficulties. That might make you a good teacher/parent.
Johanna’s bobs aside, I am grateful for this review because I put off watching this series for so long because of how annoying the fan base is, and when I finally watched it I felt like Tony watching all this. 10/10 review
This was a very good movie, even if it has a few flaws. I like the sets, the special fix, and the three leads. Plus, Alan Rickman was awesome as Professor Snape
Alan Rickman is the only reason I'd rewatch these movies. Basically just fast forward to his scenes.
100%
Had no idea Johanna was packin so much sweater meat heat
I Did Go See 2001's Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone With My Mom Kelli Krajci And My Brother Jesse Krajci At Regal Showplace 16 In Crystal Lake, IL Back In 2001, It Did Scare My Brother Jesse Krajci Because Of Fluffy, The Three Headed Dog But Not Me And My Mom Kelli Krajci.
God I was 6 when this movie came out and I remember seeing it in theaters.
Dark Knight Rises reference:
6:45
22:02
How did you guys not make a Futurama reference with owls?!?
I remember when Haggar was the mayor of Metro City
John Williams scored the first three movies. The second one was more so handled by William Ross due to Williams being busy with Catch Me If You Can but either way, FANTASTIC score all-around
yeah it's mostly just reused songs in cos.
I always thought it was weird how he switched to a more baroque-style sound for the third one after over thirty years of his more romantic style being such a huge staple of Hollywood cinema. I wonder if that was done on input from Cuarón or if he came up with that angle independently, but it really gives that one a unique sense of identity compared to all the others.
I was 16 when this debuted. I always made fun of one of the other kids for liking it but then after watching this a year after it released I started to like the fanfare.
Great review, Ill take the time to congratulate Jessica for a job well done, it looks like in every new review they ask more stuff for her to add.
Points at the title of the review: "That's bait"
Lmfao at Johanna when she said I dodged a bullet about Tony 🤣 great video I love this show
There was a fun fact that humans were the only species that enjoys eating spicy food. That is incorrect. Some birds enjoy eating peppers because birds can't taste spicy.
Yup capsaicin (thing that makes stuff spicey) only effects certain mammals. Its suppose to keep them from eating them but humans have a dopamine release eating it so u get a "high" from it. But some animals dont have the receptors so no effect at all. The plants evolved to let birds etc eat them cause they spread seeds further. Mammals wont travel as far and not spread seeds correctly. Interesting how it evolved and was cultivated by central American trives
Spice-eating birds would "demolish" a car I imagine.
If they can't taste spicy, they also can't like spicy...
Fantastic episode! That Manscaped commercial is ridiculously funny!
I love how Justin goes into test mode once Ryan shows up
Anyone else here REE-ing out that they took out the Goldberg/Krueger tape-spine combo?! 🤬🤬🤬
I literally just notice when I saw this comment lol
Erasure of all newt has done. That tweet went far and got them a ton of clicks. Just sad.
Great job Jessica!
i read that every scene where they have the philospher's stone, they shot an alternate take calling it 'sorcerer's stone' instead for the US audience.. thing is, what is the original take was better acted?
Is there a full version of the intro song?? Its so dope.
i can really relate to tony's objections... a giant walking around and nobody reacts. when i was two i saw a curly man with red hair and i freaked tf out.
I walked out of the theater, it was so boring. Watched it years later
Can we get an episode where Mike and Mint Salad are the guests?
Voldemort minion: " Don't you need magic to defeat Harry?"
Voldermort: "Nahh...I'm just gonna shoot him."
Grug: "I was just gonna hit him in the head with a rock, what's wrong with you guys?"
mud blood sounds like something my father would call an athlete who doesnt breed with other athletes
Another great review of a movie i never cared to see also At 18:41 it was a synchronized nose scratch
This is my fav crew. Justin, Jessica and Tony! The Best!
Where’s newt?
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
I had a radio show in college where we would sometimes roast films. I think we called this one Harry Pooper and the Kidney Stone or something. Third film is awesome.
Hold on. Newt is „He who should not be named“ now?
It seems that you guys are the worst friends anybody could imagine.
EDIT: Yeah well, thanks to a couple of responses I get that Voldenewt-thing now. My bad!
"To be fair, he was a plagiarist." -Jay Bauman
@@GamePlayMetal context? I don‘t know what you‘re talking about^^
@@LordOfClarkness newt was fired from Cinemassacre for plagiarism lol
@@LordOfClarkness Newt's online presence conveniently vanished after it was found that the reviews he was supposed to have written for CM's Monster Madness were plagiarized, and I just made a Redlettermedia reference, from when they reviewed Re-Animator (RLM also made a subtle jab at the plagiarism scandal)
@@GamePlayMetal 😆 WHAT? Oh boy. I did not know that.. now I get why he’s been so thoroughly removed. Thanks man!
Can't believe Johanna would Minority Report Tony from Hack the Movies' future kids....
Actually Puerto Rico is part of the United States and San Juan which is PRs capital, is turning 500 years old in 2022.
1:21:10 is the Sorcerer's Stone an NFT?
"That movie where Hagrid and Frodo go on a river rafting adventure after escaping his father Hellboy, only to end up trying to rob Ellen's ex and Xena's widow." "You mean Huck Finn?"
Can yall do the rest?
I’ve tried several times to get into Potter, but just can’t care about it. Whenever I mention that, I usually get something like “Well, you need to read every book, watch every movie, seek out every piece of information that you can about the source material, read every bit of fanfic and devote your LIFE to it, and you’ll just fall in love with it.”
If you read the first book and seen the first movie and didn't like it, you tried enough. Finishing the first book is by far more than enough to know if its for you or not.
@@thomashernandez6536 Yeah, I’m all for giving something a shot, but the key to getting someone to like something is never “You just need to consume ALL of it”. This reminds me of a lot of video game reviews I’ve seen, where someone says they absolutely hate a game, but they’ve logged like 100 hours on it. Sorry, but if I don’t like something that much, it’ll be lucky to get a day out of me.
I felt the same about GoT, just didn’t care for it much.
@@kidcrossfire3489 You should definitely not have to consume everything first. I liked what I liked, then found I liked everything else too.
You like LOTR?
For a second I thought this was an old Harry Potter film I've never seen but realised you guys in the states call it Harry Potter and the Socerer's Stone and not the original name Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Yeah, it got changed for the US cause they worried that Americans couldn‘t pronounce it right:D
Reminder engaged!!
What happened to Newt??
It's a long story. Go follow his socials.
Newt wrote the scripts for this years Cinemassacre Monster Madness, but it was found out a bunch of them were plagiarized from other peoples' reviews. So Screenwave Media let him go
They played quidditch at my high school and I knew a guy who was playing the wooden broom handle broke and stabbed him in the face leaving a large permanent scar on his chin
Another tip: Sometimes the descriptive audio track on Netflix can be hilarious
Need to review Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollowpoints
Love the Rochelle Rochelle dvd in the background.
The Only Version Of 2010's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 & 2011's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2 That I Prefer Is 2011's Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows (276 Mins).
Agree... why is Tony here?!??
I have never seen these movies. My family busts my chops for this constantly