The Jubilee Video That BROKE Me
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Black, Asian, gay, and woman : the 4 known genders
The fifth: normal
(very joking)
And they're all not pastors
"Normals" when the Black Asian gay woman pastor walks in
Long ago, the four genders lived together in harmony. But then, everything changed when the Asian attacked (cause he was the only pastor left)
Tag yourself I’m woman
"apologies for the blaspheme, but heavens above" That whole bit absolutely tickled my funny bone.
Nice nitw prof pic good game
I thought that said bum hole 😭
@@Luna-ln6gz it does
they really took out the woman, the black man, and then the gay man. i cant say i’m shocked at the decisions but i am shocked that Jubilee would do that
The fact that the guy called it gagged me 😭😭
And then they said all the possible imposters were out!!!!!
looks like jubilee finally figured out my strategy of "the most stereotypical looking person is probably the liar because they want to teach us that specific stereotype is false"...honestly kind of an ironic strategy when you say it out loud
I think Jordan was right- playing on our biases. As the audience we go "surely it wouldn't be the ______" and it was.
This Jubilee video is them saying "no need to rethink your bias or stereotypes"
Revenge Pastor, the much anticipated sequel to The VelociPastor.
So a Revenge Pastor, The VelociPastor and an Impastor walk into Daddy's content cabin...
@Mickey Holmes they have a Kickstarter active rn i think for a velocipastor sequel
@@iampotsataja One’s black, one’s gay, and one’s a woman
Don’t forget the cookbook, Pastor Salad
i did think daniel was a pastor a little bit, but then he started swearing (LITERALLY THATS IT) and i remembered how my ex-pastor said that when he was training to be a pastor he was called out for swearing and had to train not to LMAO
Same, this was it for me 😭 Especially a youth pastor on a large social media platform that the kids might come across. That was what made me switch on him as well. If there’s one thing a pastor’s gonna do is hide swearing or listening to music with swearing 😂
Shame I didn’t even think about that!
you consistently make me laugh out loud with every single video and im so grateful, especially on bad or tiring days. thank you for just being a silly little guy
thank YOU
@@JordanAdika thank …you🫣
Y dream mask
@@RYKAZARDIt was there after someone in the video mentioned a mask. That’s what the point of the mask is, you might say
Watching this made me realize that British people pronounce “Pastor” and “pasta” the same, which was very entertaining.
the auto generated captions got it wrong like 90% of the time
Seeing Ricky Gervais atheist cover makes me want to read the bible again.
LITERALLY
That cover is soooooooooooooo cringe omg 😰
0:18 “Africa’s imaginary gay crisis”
if it makes u feel better jordan i grew up in a church that was basically a cult and even i was convinced that daniel was a pastor
Went to a church all my childhood that had a huge neon "ALL SINNERS WELCOME" sign on the side. I was CERTAIN Daniel was a youth pastor
@@wyattp8479I understand what they're trying to say, but that is such a condescending sign.
Same✋️ but maybe I was just hoping
@@wyattp8479 I would laugh so much everytime I saw that sign
For anyone that's curious, non-denominational just means you aren't tied to a denomination. You aren't included in their politics or accountability structures. I've been to very baptist-leaning nondenominational churches and very charismatic nondenominational churches. They can be anything.
yeah its not always true but in my experience/area non denominational usually is key for "we dont want to be held accountable" lol
non-denominational: “we come from _____ but we don’t want to be associated with them”
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agreed
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Kudos to the Impastor for making that far as I would've been way too passive aggressive to make it past round 1, "So...who here REALLY loves kids?"
"That was a delectable little piece of christ" -me at communion
Currently panicking about my exams in a couple hours and this vid is exactly what I need to stop myself from a breakdown thank you
Good luck!
@@mars_is_cooler thank you!!
Same!!
Ur gonna kill it!
good luck!!
Thank you for that burst of Seratonin that just went through me.
The funny thing about the "Oh just like a religiousy one" bit is that I spent my entire life going to church and I'd still probably define it that way
Idk wtf was going on up in there I just know Jesus was there and sometimes my mom cried on the floor
Someone get Daniel an Oscar, I should have known when he started swearing but he played a pastor so well I had no idea
He really didn’t though lol
Ngl the second everyone went for the girl it immediately sent off red flags about how she was the only woman for me. Just goes to show how women always notice these sorts of things and how the biases play
Well, tbf I think it's also a thing of women traditionally not being allowed to be pastors within the church to begin with. Some people nowadays still believe a woman isn't fit to run a church. I might be wrong, but I think their basis for it was "Eve (women) was the first sinner, and made from Adam, therefore women are unfit to lead the covenant."
Not saying that this is good or right of course, but with that view being common enough I can see why they immediately went for her.
@@aaartemisss some people like the entire catholic church yeah
Bro I’m a woman and she simply had the most sus answer. I don’t think it had anything to do with her being a woman nor anything to do with race when don got voted out. I feel like they she was just reaching for something to be upset about since she didn’t want to admit that she had a poor answer🤷♀️
@@emmalizzz276 but Don really was a pastor! I'm sure it was race cause nothing about him screamed not a pastor. They were just voting out who fit the mold least each round man lmao
@@wyattp8479 just because he happened to be black doesn’t necessarily mean it was a race thing. That’s jumping to a major conclusion when it simply could’ve been that they didn’t feel like his answers were solid. Also, black pastors are more common than asian pastors and black churches are pretty respected for their faith. If there was evidence that people of racial minorities consistently got voted out first on jubilee video then I could see your point but based on this video there is no evidence to support that they were being racist.
Leather jacket guy tricked me too, he dressed the part of a youth pastor with the casual look and expensive sneakers 😔
Don't feel too bad, good luck digesting your hat 🙏
I didn’t realize that expensive sneakers was such a tell but both the head pastor and worship pastor at my church go for that look.
PUT THE DREAM MASK AWAY JORDAN. NOW.
WHEN DID IT GET THEEEERE???
Fuck I didn’t notice it now I’m scared 😢
WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE ASKING THIS?
He took it from dream after he did the face reveal
@@hannahbrown5465 jordan finally found out what the mask is, what the point of the mask is.
my old church actually did have a Revenge Pastor. we got appointed a new regular pastor and the music director didn’t agree w his doctrine so instead of opening a conversation about it he started a mutiny and took like 20% of our church with him and started his own church in a building that used to be a restaurant
What kind of restaurant?
If Jordan would kill for me, the least I can do is lose a little sleep.
hahaha agreed
*in Minecraft
Daddy's content cabin is my favorite vacation spot.
Regarding the hospital thing, and maybe it's just cause I'm from the Southern US, but it's not unusual for some pastors to volunteer at a hospital for people who want some kind of religious comfort. When I went in for a gallbladder removal a pastor came by, and since my mother is religious we had a generic prayer. Honestly, though, I was made a lot more nervous by the nurse coming in with legal papers "just in case".
Pastor: praying for my health and safety
Me: Fine, whatever.
Nurse: "Okay, sign these just to cover everything in case there are issues" (not a quote, just vibe)
Me: Oh fuck I'm gonna die.
Yup. In addition, a lot of pastors probably consider looking in on their church members in the hospital as part of their job as long as the church isn't too big. (Lots of churches are really small folks)
Yes, some hospitals also have chaplains and...sadly I know for a fact the worst call you can get is from one of them right after a doctor.
Yeah, in the Mormon church you would call bishops (basically Mormon pastors) to do "blessings" on people in hospitals. Shit was weird.
I want them to do a video like this, but all of them are actually pastors, so it’s just religious people trying to justify why other religious people aren’t actually religious
I wish the Pope wasn't so recognizable, because I'd love to see him sneak into a video like that.
@@genericname2747 blindfold them
@@lauralehtosalo3415 Could probably recognize his voice too
@@genericname2747he puts on an Italian accent
@@HollyHummingbirdriver ok there's nothing stopping us from putting the pope in one of these videos
also the “i used to do hard drugs now i’m a pastor thing” is actually really not a bad look in american christianity, that’s like 35% of all pastors’ testimony and they will deliver it to children and adults unaltered
i cannot stop looking at the dream mask why is it there 😭😭
I KNOW IM SO CONFUSED
I just wanted to say that you’re one of my favorite content creators! your videos always make me laugh. i hope youre doing well!
"at it again with the white mans"
When I say I screamed
I haven't watched all the way so oops if this joke was used but... it seems like theres an Impastor among us.
Edit: Jordan beat me too it, dang.
yes, Jordan beat you to it, not anyone else, like in the streaming chat or something that would be silly
The dream mask getting larger at some point and that one frame of ricky gervais that was just in there somewhere were like jumpscares
Why didn't they just get people from different religions together instead of just Christians from multiple denominations? Because I figure that would've been more entertaining, seeing which ones relinquish their vows of non-violence first and turn the proceedings into a bloody melee. Also what religion the odd one (two) out picks for their ruse would be potentially hilarious.
Like imagine them going "I'm a Shartellian pastor, I represent the people who look towards Shark Tale as the one true gospel of Shark Jesus' life and tribulations, our church goes to the beach during tourist season and take bites out of people we find to be in need of salvation. We don't eat them, just bite them really hard until we break the skin and taste the holy life-giving blood. Also we build sea habitats for otters and sea lions that are endangered so that their populations may thrive and our holy prophets can have access to a cornucopia of targets for their divine massacre. Our hopes are that at the end of the world all the seas would be red with the blood of our prey and peace and sharks will rule the land. May we all be blessed, in the name of Shark Jesus, DreamWorks Pictures and the Holy Spirit, Will Smith! Chomp-chomp!"
Nobody would know if that was just trolling or some odd religion. I mean Scientology and Happy Science exist, anything is possible!
That's v specific are you okay my love
Redditor spotted
Bud, everyone would know that was trolling
Would be funny though
The first sentence of this comment is by far the best, it's all downhill from there. Someone has a very specific fixation that they're making up a dude to project onto
The guy in the yellow beanie gave overwhelming youth pastor vibes
No you're not Jordan... No escape from jubilee.
12:02 the little moon falling out of the frame was a good touch 😂
that is @dream
@@thesolomonproject yes because He is the one true God
/j emphatically
@@thesolomonproject That's what the mask is
@@genderender Yep… that’s what they just said
@@DeathnoteBB That's what the point of the mask is
Okay but seriously the further he got in, the more Daniel absolutely seemed like an actor trying to make a role for himself. I know gay pastors. I know new pastors. He just...yeah. The "narrative" was someone who is unfamiliar with the subject trying to make a story. I absolutely expected him to go "and scene" after that.
Also, lots of what pastors do is go comfort people who are sick or dying in the hospital. It's a thing.
got my 'impastor' joke sacrilegiously stolen... please let me out of daddy's content cabin jordan!!
Me, when I’m one of the Apostles and someone is curious as to who the Son of God is in a Hamilton-esque modernization of Christ’s time: “Do y’all know Jesus?”
The second Paul said he struggled with addiction I thought he was a pastor bc they always have some kind of story like that
perfect timing for me to lose my religion. all the blasphemy in this video would've killed me if i still believed in it. thank god i lost my religion in time for me to wheeze at this video
omg it’s jordan peterson 😱
no way this is false nobody will believe you
@@JordanAdika i believe the watermelon
I do think both moles really gave themselves away from the start. Notice the difference between Don’s straightforward “nondenominational” and Daniel and Anna’s “mostly nondenominational.” A pastor isn’t gonna be like “I guess my religion is mostly like this…?”
10:59 you really thought u could sneak that in there 😭😭
Bro i thought my phone was glitching or sum😭turns out it was just our lord and saviour ricky gervais
it’s actually hilarious knowing literally anything about religion and seeing you know nothing just. knowing nothing. go king give us no knowledge
Idk why but this comment sent me so bad 😂😂😂
I love you so much my guy, know that even when you can't smile, you're out there putting smiles on people's faces that might not have smiled with out you
I like these jubilee videos more than I should. I really respect that you kept the takes even with how super wrong you were just all the time
seeing that mask had my breaking down before the video even started
I love how outspoken the gay pastor is he really said damn yall ousting minorities huh
Daniel lied but he's still a gay pastor in my heart
Jordan I was literally about to go to bed but I will not miss this
Jordan that's not what the mask is!!!!!!!! That's NOT what the point of the mask is!!!!!!!!!!!!
oopsie sorry
STOP
Knew it was Daniel the second he called them out for voting out the black guy and the woman, and rightfully mentioned they'd vote him next. No pastor is that self aware
I had a dream last night that Jordan was a TA at my college, and I was trying to ask him for advise on my music theory assignment, but I was trying not to let him know that I knew he had a TH-cam channel… it was a strange dream that I really didn’t need to share but it’s been bothering me…
“Daddy’s content cabin” 😂😂😂😂😂
Outros that make you check behind you for nooks
Jordan saying "fuck me Jesus is good innit he?" would be the only thing that would get me to watch a Jubilee video
that dream mask looks edited in wtf
whos dream
good timing, was just about to have a breakdown panic attack combo and this is gonna let me postpone it for a bit 🙏 thank you content bastard
AMY😍
@@Rylee_G RYLEE HI
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JOrdan i applied to be on a jubil** video and made it to the second round of casting, just for you and Jarvis to react to, will update
I love the dedication
omg i love you
Lie your ass off! Rob them blind! We have faith in you! *_wolf noises_*
of all the jubilee videos I’ve watched reactions to, the pastors are the bitchiest when leaving and I kinda respect it bc there are CLEARLY um.. _other things_ at play
Every time Jordan said pastor all I could hear was pasta
Why is that thing in the corner why is it staring into MY SOUL
It’s so cute Jordan thought non-denominational doesn’t mean JUST “”non-denominational” Christian”
I just wanted one of them to be like "I'm Jim, I lead a revelation rapture cult"
Actually, Zach the "elder" might just be that guy
As a pastor's kid, I feel like I would have been very good at faking them out on this one
Me who was baptized Lutheran reacting to "what sort of Lutheran church": ????????????????????????????????????
Apparently I'm bad at being Lutheran.
A pastor would absolutely have an answer, though.
Straight pastor about the possible gay pastor: he complains about the church not accepting gays so he mustn't be a pastor.
Hmm, that just gives me "I don't want the church to change" vibes.
why is there a dream mask in the corner jordan please
cause that’s what the mask is
Omg the one frame image of rickey at 10:59 😂 priceless
I would love to watch a whole video of Jordan acting like a pastor
Actually my favourite one of these just due to that voting order lmao
Kinda sus itself that they had the gay man and the woman be the moles. Just saying
Jordan im fucking gasping for air laughing at your pastor bit, holy fuck that hit my funny bone with brutal precision, that is the funniest thing ive ever heard. i need more of this comedy gold, please make more jubilee ocs exactly like this i would pay you handsomely
"I'll take a slice of the lord" took me out
Jordans accent makes it sound like hes saying pasta every time he saus pastor and i really enjoy that
Wow I was thrown off guard! Why would Daniel lie about taking kids on a trip 😭
My fave TH-camr and celebrity crush comes out with another banger
sorry jordan and i mean this in the kindest way possible but the person in chat saying "impastor" was the funniest part of this video
Christianity is fascinating bc if you got this many rabbis in a room they would start arguing immediately
every time you release something on your youtube it’s just the same thing that i watched a while ago live but it’s so funny every time that it feels like fresh content
I'm proud of myself for realizing the dream mask was there not 10 seconds before the clip where that dominic guy said mask
It’s daniel saying dont be homophobic in june was so funny to me LMAO
always delighted to see you've uploaded again!
so happy to see wilt chamberlain post a new video!!
The way he says Daniel when he's revealed to be one of the ~imposters
y'know what? it is a big deal that she didn't know what kind of Lutheran she was. American Lutherans really care (source: me)
jordan to be real that dream mask you have terrifies me
Omg, the mask growing at 9:05 is so fucking funny
They really went with the gay guy and the woman as the fakes. Good, pun intended, lord.
no sleep team
The dream mask confuses and scares me.
I am disappointed that I am over 5 minutes in and have not heard a single "im-pastor" joke yet 😂
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Oh no, I'm in England and I like my hat, please don't eat it Jordan
Honestly i think those white men would have voted all those monitors out regardless of if they were pastors or not
3:16 this would be a funny idea for a video. "6 humans vs 1 jubilee automaton"
I love your videos!!!❤
I work for a cancer center Catholic hospital and we have non-denominational Chaplins for our patients, but that's like a specific job and you wouldn't expect every single pastor to have worked in a hospital setting?
Mint chocolate chip king! ❤
oh no