How to stop the Mongols

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  • @MasterofRoflness
    @MasterofRoflness  7 หลายเดือนก่อน +628

    What period of Mongol History should I cover next?
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    • @death-istic9586
      @death-istic9586 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hi!😊

    • @teal_m_101
      @teal_m_101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Perhaps cover Kublai Khan, the grandson of Genghis who became a Chinese Emperor.

    • @edgydanz
      @edgydanz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ruling of Esen taishi

    • @v4enthusiast541
      @v4enthusiast541 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Roman von Sternberg's fight for a Mongolia independent from China and Communism

    • @spectrav5286
      @spectrav5286 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Rabban Bar Sauma. A Mongol Nestorian priest who traveled from East to the West

  • @archsteel7
    @archsteel7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6546

    Indonesia is by far my favorite. Because they really just confused the hell out of the Mongols by surrendering super quickly, directed all their forces to wasteful campaigns whilst feigning loyalty, and were generally just such bad subjects that the Mongols decided it wasn't worth it and left. It has a similar energy to malicious compliance.

    • @kenzokwe7158
      @kenzokwe7158 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +847

      Raden Wijaya and the Javanese:
      “We do a lil trolling”

    • @DadDoStuff
      @DadDoStuff 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +431

      Heh. Visit indonesia and we have many names for this kind of practices..

    • @Setupthemabomb
      @Setupthemabomb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +327

      The reason why the Mongols suddenly left Java was because monsoon wind will soon end and they doesn't want stuck on hostile island for 6 month, they intended to come back with proper army for invasion of about 100k vs 30k on this punitive expedition (which was originally to punish Kertanegara but bro killed by Jayakatwang so the Mongol capture and executed him) but Kublai Khan died and Raden Wijaya just come to fill the power vacuum.

    • @Cyan_Nightingale
      @Cyan_Nightingale 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +269

      ​@@SetupthemabombNot really. The Mongols did several attempts to punish Java, not just once, but it were all failed. Odorico of Pordenonne recorded these events when he was in transit in Java during the middle of his journey to China.

    • @Cyan_Nightingale
      @Cyan_Nightingale 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      For the context: Odorico of Pordenonne visited Java during the reign of Jayanegara in Majapahit Empire (2nd king of Majapahit) & reported that the Javanese kingdom had seven vassals under it & engaged in several wars with Yuan dynasty but successfully repelled it.. this was already many years after the event of the Sino-Mongol's defeat from Raden Wijaya (1st king of Majapahit)

  • @johnpaulcross424
    @johnpaulcross424 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10999

    Mongols: Nah, I’d win
    Japanese: Ah, my anti-mongol typhoon spam technique I haven’t used since the Heian era

    • @samuelhunter4631
      @samuelhunter4631 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +827

      Lobotomy Kaisen memes never cease to amuse

    • @danielutriabrooks477
      @danielutriabrooks477 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +828

      "Are you the largest because you are the mongol empire, or are you the mongol empire because you are the largest"

    • @Ahmadabdal_
      @Ahmadabdal_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +493

      @@danielutriabrooks477 throughout All the continents I alone am the Mongol one.

    • @notusneo
      @notusneo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

      Always bet on Kublai

    • @saqlainalvi3333
      @saqlainalvi3333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      That is some anime stuff right there

  • @spittyjr.2181
    @spittyjr.2181 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8932

    Everybody asks how to beat Mongols, but no one asks how are the Mongols. Maybe the Mongols need friends.

    • @erayagdogan3389
      @erayagdogan3389 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +935

      Maybe the Mongols are the friends we made along the way.

    • @ItsAnuTGamer
      @ItsAnuTGamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

      @@erayagdogan3389 agreed

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

      More like Tributaries.

    • @arian7339
      @arian7339 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      @@erayagdogan3389 Mongol means Dumb in Persian, So it's kinda true

    • @revilsanjiani146
      @revilsanjiani146 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

      @@arian7339persian coping

  • @jamesmclemore9123
    @jamesmclemore9123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3380

    Fun fact: Modern Mongolia still has a navy, despite being completely land locked.

    • @dorjbatchinzorig9817
      @dorjbatchinzorig9817 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +439

      thats because we share a lake with china buir nuur is the name

    • @mac2857
      @mac2857 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you should invade Xhina sir @@dorjbatchinzorig9817

    • @Zetact_
      @Zetact_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +391

      I guess they ride sea horses.

    • @aspudgrowninireland9168
      @aspudgrowninireland9168 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      @@Zetact_ Dadum tss

    • @tranquoccuong890-its-orge
      @tranquoccuong890-its-orge 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      last time i checked, it was a force of 1 boat & 7 guys

  • @Maggot-Milk
    @Maggot-Milk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1623

    It's insane to think of cultures halfway across the planet from eachother all fighting the same dudes

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

      Always remember that the Mongol horde was the inspiration for Tolkien's Orcs which in turn inspired Orcs in all media.

    • @johndeper5295
      @johndeper5295 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      It's crazy to think that Indonesians, and slavs from kievan rus was fighting the same dudes bruh

    • @speedwagon_69
      @speedwagon_69 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      @@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 It's even funnier when calling someone an orc is one of the worst insults in Mongolia lol

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      ​@@aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 that's not really accurate. Tolkien's Orcs were much more broadly based on the "barbarian horde" trope, which is far older than the Mongols, dating back at least to the Indo-European migrations into Mesopotamia during the Bronze Age.

    • @madjames1134
      @madjames1134 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      It's somewhat like Spanish fighting Muslims in Philippines just after Reconquista thousands of miles away...

  • @zacharykrastowicz7485
    @zacharykrastowicz7485 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4391

    The Japanese beach defenses didn't really fail. They inflicted grievous losses on the Mongol armies from their shore defenses, causing the mongols to stay on their ships where they were eventually hit by a storm. The madlad Japanese were actually getting onto boats THEMSELVES to attack mongols in their ships, which caused the mongols to lash their ships together so that they could better respond to these Japanese naval raids. It was the lashing together of ships that meant they were terribly equipped to deal with a storm. So if it wasn't for Japanese military success the Mongols would not have been severely affected by the typhoon.

    • @peekaboo1575
      @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Interesting. I was aware that the Japanese offered heavy resistance and that the Mongols went back to their ships to figure things out, but I never knew that the Japs were also preparing to board the Mongol ships and that this led to the Mongols being at a poor position when the storm came.
      You learn something new every day. :^)

    • @JohnShepherd117
      @JohnShepherd117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +539

      @@peekaboo1575they weren’t preparing they were actually doing that they were even using kamikaze tactics by setting their boats on fire and ramming it into the Mongol ships history dose has a video that goes in depth about the Japanese defense against the Mongol invaders it’s actually surprising how much problems the Samurai were causing

    • @peekaboo1575
      @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      @@JohnShepherd117 Fascinating. I'll take a look at it. Cheers!

    • @sherman1476
      @sherman1476 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

      Yeah I'm tired of the idea that the Japanese didn't do anything when they actually were. They weren't carried by the typhoon.

    • @Tetelestai-cw8qy
      @Tetelestai-cw8qy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Japanese are real men unlike mongol butchers.

  • @SquigPie
    @SquigPie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2167

    I like how everyone is relying either on luck or attrition, and then you have the Indonesians playing 4D chess and the Mamluks just straight up beating the mongols at their own game.

    • @DiamondKingStudios
      @DiamondKingStudios 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

      Ain Jalut, 1260?

    • @1sultan189
      @1sultan189 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +249

      @@DiamondKingStudios11/12 battles between Mamluks-mongols were won by Mamluks.

    • @lisprn-tt1tu
      @lisprn-tt1tu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +223

      Mamluks' greatest enemy was their own internal strife.
      They made a good stand against that invincible warlord Tamerlane when he invaded Syria, then, the next day, the whole host retreated back to Egypt because someone was plotting a coup in Cairo!

    • @VioletMilks
      @VioletMilks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Mamluks: I’m you, but better.

    • @peenoice5176
      @peenoice5176 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +148

      Kinda bummed out that he oversimplified Europe, they basically created a medieval whole ass system to deal with mongols. They walled every major city then the general populace was taught drills how to react to mongols step by step. Sure it might sound stale but this level of organizement is absurd in medieval times.

  • @TTminh-wh8me
    @TTminh-wh8me 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1188

    Fun facts: The mongols invasion of Vietnam is surprisingly similar to the Napoleonic invasion of Russia, half a millenium later.
    Both armies seemed invincible going into war, both relied on their mobility to overwhelm opponents.
    Both had rapid early success, captured the capital cities but the vietnameses and russians abandoned their capital and employed attrition warfare.
    As the war dragged on, the mongols and the frenchs were then severely weakened by guerilla attacks, the weather, diseases, lack of food and other logistic problems.
    When they retreated, they faced ambushes and counter attacks and suffered catastrophic defeats, to the point their grand armies were close to be wiped out completely.

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +202

      Just goes to show that conquering a region requires some level of cooperation from said region. If they fully reject you and everything you stand for, you are guaranteed to fail

    • @gaychinloong462
      @gaychinloong462 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Proof of that the only lesson humans learnt from history, is that they didn't learn anything from them.

    • @berserkerpride
      @berserkerpride 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      Damn, Vietnam has been a jungle hellhole for a long time.

    • @cudanmang_theog
      @cudanmang_theog 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

      ​@@berserkerpride at the same time white angloids worshipping rock, the khmer and champa kingdoms built massive cities and temples with over 200k inhabitants

    • @legitusername-zl7to
      @legitusername-zl7to 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      we pulled a nuh uh move

  • @AymenDZA
    @AymenDZA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +435

    Mongols invading Korea: "It's even funnier the ninth time"

    • @Wabu_227
      @Wabu_227 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      The funny thing is, even after Mongols successfully brought the Koreans on their knees, they failed to conquer them directly, and they had to make them into client state instead because Koreans were too troublesome to occupy.

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@@Wabu_227 I assumed that the Mongols vassalized Korea instead of occupying them outright out of respect for how it took nine invasions to completely subdue them - plus the fact that the Mongols, being a landlocked nation of horse riders, needed Korean shipbuilders to build their ships for the invasion of Japan.

    • @Duck1en
      @Duck1en 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@ennui9745 Mongols didn't force other cultures to change, but just steal their workforce and tax them making them basically "respect" and work under mongol rule
      That also means that they were the most tolerant culture at the time when it came to religion, some even adapting their own shamanism with neighboring religions

    • @ennui9745
      @ennui9745 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Duck1en It does seem that way to me. Heck, the Mongols often converted to the religions of the peoples they met and/or conquered, rather than the other way around.

    • @moogiibat5845
      @moogiibat5845 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@Wabu_227you know what is also funny is that Mongols were fighting in so many different fronts that korea was not considered a significant target so in every invasion they only sent 10k and at most 20k troops to subject korea each time.

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +910

    "When they approach, we run away"

    • @jorgesagredo1186
      @jorgesagredo1186 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

      You...
      ARE A GENIUS

    • @elkingoh4543
      @elkingoh4543 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      They did lose, they merely failed to win

    • @RicegumNeverBrokeAgain
      @RicegumNeverBrokeAgain 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      -Alexander I of Russia

    • @DiamondKingStudios
      @DiamondKingStudios 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@RicegumNeverBrokeAgain”Tsar Alexander made it all the way to Paris.”
      -Joseph Stalin, “The Cold War - OverSimplified (Part 1)”

    • @davidsugijanto6935
      @davidsugijanto6935 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      until you realize their cavalry are faster than the massager runner

  • @ksatriamadangdolan5345
    @ksatriamadangdolan5345 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +994

    Mongol: Submit!
    Majapahit: No
    Mongol: *bring army. Submit?
    Majapahit: Help me and I'm yours...
    Mongol: *help. Submit now?
    Majapahit: No

    • @lolasdm6959
      @lolasdm6959 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

      In the Mongol hierarchy of needs, the desire to make everyone submit is more important than physiological needs to survive.

    • @ilhamseptian1604
      @ilhamseptian1604 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "nu uh" -- majapahit @@lolasdm6959

    • @sultan9givewey
      @sultan9givewey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      Majapahit : now get the hell out and leave your weapon here so I can conquer as the largest empire in southeast asia

    • @idsfxtm5759
      @idsfxtm5759 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's why after the death of Genghis Khan, Mongol empire become unstable and breaking up to a pieces, for example Yuan Dynasty and Golden Horde ​@@lolasdm6959

    • @theseangle
      @theseangle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Mapajahit, majahapit, mahapajit

  • @diaztriwardhana3077
    @diaztriwardhana3077 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    option 4 is quite funny actually.
    kublai khan's army came to java to punish kertanegara of singosari kingdom for not paying their tributes to the khan. when they arrived, kertanegara was already usurped by jayakatwang of kediri kingdom. so they tried to tax the new kingdom, which they failed.
    so a guy named raden wijaya of majapahit, who was allied with the deceased kertanegara of singosari, worked together with the khan's army to depose jayakatwang of kediri.
    after achieving victory, raden wijaya invited the khan's officials back to his estate to collect their tributes, but warned them not to bring weapons, as princesses cannot handle the sight of weapons. 200 of the khan's men came unarmed to the estate, got shanked immediately (well whaddya expect), demoralising the khan's army, and proceed to chase the rest of the main mongolian army back to the ocean with ambush tactics

    • @Hungabrigoo
      @Hungabrigoo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      Pretty sure they retreated because they couldn't deal with those names.

    • @cybr69lol
      @cybr69lol 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      ​@@Hungabrigoothe name raden wijaya honestly goes hard asf

    • @Alif-kurniawan
      @Alif-kurniawan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      ​@@cybr69lolraden wijaya more or less mean "king of victorious"

    • @federationofbread
      @federationofbread 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@Hungabrigoo nah man, the Sanskrit/Javanese names SLAPS.

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      That's fucking hilarious. Especially the part about princesses

  • @bryanm498
    @bryanm498 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1216

    Imagine a world where Japan was conquered and instead of anime weebs the pop culture today was influenced by troat singing, fermented milk and some dudes of the steppes beating the crap out of half the world...

    • @flutee6162
      @flutee6162 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

      Clearly that's what happened to Korea and China

    • @TheBrian678
      @TheBrian678 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

      That sounds 10 times better than weebs who want to move to Japan.

    • @alqash6749
      @alqash6749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +284

      Mongols didn't culturally affect their vassals that much

    • @edersonnico
      @edersonnico 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      So mount and blade instead of animes.

    • @el_iron_duke
      @el_iron_duke 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      That didn't happen anywhere in their empire tho. The only difference would be the creators of modern anime and hentai having some mongol dna in them

  • @mcbrians.8508
    @mcbrians.8508 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +809

    Number 7 - the Latin Way
    when the Mongols sent you a letter of Heavenly Mandate, send them a letter of the Mandate of Heaven.

    • @Tetelestai-cw8qy
      @Tetelestai-cw8qy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      Speech 100

    • @yochaiwyss3843
      @yochaiwyss3843 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      "Understandable, have a good day"

    • @ultraunity9912
      @ultraunity9912 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Can you give context please?

    • @mcbrians.8508
      @mcbrians.8508 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +242

      @@ultraunity9912 It refers to the “Cum Non Solum”
      It’s an uno reverse card letter written by Pope Urban IV telling the Mongols to “submit” and to stop attacking Christians (Russians, Hungarians, Poland, etc.) and that Jesus loves them and are patient with them, and if they do not stop their westward advance they shall know who is the real scourge. (Implying what happened to Atilla the Hun when he kept coming back sacking the Holy Roman Empire)
      After the next Khan (Hulagu) learned about the letter, he changed his attitude and told the next pope and european kings that he will give back Jerusalem to the Christians if they fully cooperate in destroying the last Islamic power in the middle east (mamluks) and of course, TO SUBMIT TO THE MONGOLS.

    • @wasdkug_tr
      @wasdkug_tr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      ​@@mcbrians.8508meanwhile Atilla the Hun Making the Pope Bow before him and ask for Mercy

  • @frankiefriedman6158
    @frankiefriedman6158 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +774

    Mongols On Their Way To Japan : "Our Navy Is Invincible!"
    Japan: "Welcome To Splash Lagoon!"

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Vietnam and Indonesia: is that fishing boat? Where is Mongol navy?

    • @keirangray902
      @keirangray902 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Japan December 7th 1941 "Our navy is invincible"

    • @meteorknight999
      @meteorknight999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mongols had landingships for army not navy they never wanted naval battle

    • @Emilechen
      @Emilechen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Unlike the Ming China, Both medieval Mongolia and medieval Japan had a very weak navy, lack of shipbuilding technology.

    • @Emilechen
      @Emilechen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@eqwalle4884we may question why an overpowered Vietnam couldn't even unify the Indonchina peninsula in the past,

  • @wikyoktavianto7018
    @wikyoktavianto7018 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    Mongol to Indonesia : we're allies right?
    Indonesia to mongol : about that.....

    • @nbdyknw
      @nbdyknw 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That case was biggest coward in history

    • @bigbrain8839
      @bigbrain8839 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lies and deception is one of many weapons used in the history of mankind l, u r too naive buddy

    • @ilhamseptian1604
      @ilhamseptian1604 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      @@nbdyknw nah...."desperate needs desperate measures" they knew they cant defeat mongol so they did what it take (they didnt consider mongol allie in the first place)

    • @sultan9givewey
      @sultan9givewey 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

      ​@@nbdyknwmore like smart and cunning strategy

    • @Voodaloop
      @Voodaloop 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +78

      @@nbdyknw Rather than a coward tactic, they are pretty sly on handling the mongols tbh. Sometimes you dont need bloodbath to win a war, you just gotta use your brain and minimize your sacrifices.

  • @AymenDZA
    @AymenDZA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +631

    Japan really said: "I have the power of God and Anime on my side"

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      “I have power of wind on my side”

    • @m33p0
      @m33p0 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      option 6: be the last air bender.

    • @Mommykenkee
      @Mommykenkee 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@m33p0no way 🧒🏻⬇️🟦

    • @Pulchra902
      @Pulchra902 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The real Kamikaze (Divine Wind)

  • @TerraGreatestLoveMachine
    @TerraGreatestLoveMachine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +176

    Mongols: haha we captured your capitals, that means we won
    Vietnamese: we don't do that here.
    Mongols: ???

    • @zenwhirlpool
      @zenwhirlpool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      The Mongols really were playing civ 6 domination run 💀

    • @kangmintaid3970
      @kangmintaid3970 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Vietnamese its crazy when it comes to talking trees lol

    • @oblivion5390
      @oblivion5390 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      me playing eu4 for the first time

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@kangmintaid3970 When the trees speak Vietnamese or the snow speaks Finnish, you know you're fucked.

    • @pro-hz7kx
      @pro-hz7kx 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Mongols had Hoi4 battle plan 💀

  • @pongangelo2048
    @pongangelo2048 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    You forgot to mention Vietnamese people using muddy terrain to sabotage their horses and warm climate that loosen the glue of their bow.

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Basically they're weak in South East Asia.

    • @mygame9779
      @mygame9779 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ​@@wikansaktianto9215
      the Medival Vietnam army was one of the best army in SEA, Except the Nguyen Dynasty, we used gunpowder weapons since Europe is busy fighting with their Sword and Spear

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So the same as HRE but just cold and wet weather

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@mygame9779 What do you mean in Medieval times? Vietnam literally walloped American Army in modern times aswell.

    • @JustARandomMate
      @JustARandomMate 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@wikansaktianto9215 yes, but it was on thier own terrain and with the help of USSR and China. It's not like Vietnam could invade the US and won

  • @Setupthemabomb
    @Setupthemabomb 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +261

    The power dynamic of Mongol Invasion of Java and year prior of it was something like soap opera, from Kertanegara giving Kublai Khan a middle finger, then got backstabbed by Jayakatwang only to get backstabbed by Kertanegara's Son-in-Law, Raden Wijaya, resulting in an bizzarro episode of Chinese and Majapahit Army cross-over to defeat the backstabber Jayakatwang, culminating in a final episode of plot twist where Raden Wijaya backstab his Chinese savior and proceed to proclaim himself ruler of Java.

    • @ryannathaniel9296
      @ryannathaniel9296 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      To be fair, there's lots of moments in Indonesian history where it played exactly like a soap opera

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      It's called, Vicious Mockery

    • @Reiner547
      @Reiner547 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      ​@@ryannathaniel9296 all of Southeast Asia history is a giagantic soap opera.

    • @ilhamseptian1604
      @ilhamseptian1604 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      true lmao @@Reiner547

    • @ra_alf9467
      @ra_alf9467 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      You can put Kertanegara predecessors on that as well.
      • Ken Arok backstabbed his master Tunggul Ametung and became the first king of Singasari
      • Ken Arok got backstabbed by Tunggul Ametung son, Anusapati
      • Anusapati got backstabbed by Ken Arok son, Tohjaya
      • Tohjaya got backstabbed by Anusapati son, Wisnu Wardhana (father of Kertanegara)

  • @icescorpion7050
    @icescorpion7050 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +478

    Mongols Nah I'd win.

    • @rikofebri627
      @rikofebri627 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      indonesian : yes please, i will win after you win first

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rikofebri627 DUTCH 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈

    • @elkingoh4543
      @elkingoh4543 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Vietnamese and Japanese: "They did lose, they merely failed to win"

    • @Askarcher
      @Askarcher 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hehehe

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      India: "did I ever tell you the definition of Insanity?"

  • @thedstorm8922
    @thedstorm8922 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

    Mongols:[Points at the mamluks]
    "He copied my whole flow, word for word, bar for bar "

    • @quillion3rdoption
      @quillion3rdoption หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It was fairly easy for them to do too, since the Mamluks were Turkic, aka also of horse-riding steppe origin like the Mongols.

  • @peekaboo1575
    @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +325

    Say what you will, but praying worked. Twice.

    • @JackgarPrime
      @JackgarPrime 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      Proof that Shinto is the actual, true religion.

    • @peekaboo1575
      @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      @@JackgarPrime Nonsense, the true religion is a yet-to-be-established Portuguese Christianity where Christ died by being crushed by a huge door.

    • @dislikebutton4981
      @dislikebutton4981 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@peekaboo1575LMFAO 😂

    • @pacifica2391
      @pacifica2391 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@peekaboo1575this made me laugh but is this supposed to be a reference?

    • @peekaboo1575
      @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@pacifica2391Yep! /watch?v=sWuay9tD40k

  • @alfianfahmi5430
    @alfianfahmi5430 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    0:22 Imagine being a big empire, trying to conquer a faraway-out-in-the-sea kingdom, only to find out that said kingdom had some sort of war for the throne and you were instead being thrown around like a volleyball 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @CSLucasEpic
    @CSLucasEpic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +267

    The most impressive thing about the Mongols is that they conquered so much land and countries that they were the biggest empire to have ever existed on the planet, but left zero structures behind. No statues, no palaces, no giant walls of a city, not even a freaking bridge over a river or something. And that's because for all their conquering, they never once stopped being a nomadic civilization. Sure, they had VERY fancy tents, when you are the ruler of most of the known world you get to have the best tent ever. But its still a tent, it doesn't last centuries, its not supposed to. When a Mongol saw one of those epic palaces in China, they were all like "Yeah, that palace is nice, but with this tent I can go anywhere."

    • @rachard
      @rachard 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Igga you missed the point, the mongols care not for them dead "statues" but the people and the funny

    • @ArdaSReal
      @ArdaSReal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      well yes nomadic cultures in general basically never left anything behind because they never build anything permanent besides some graves and some few ruins, they conquered and maintained the settled places that they did conquer tho very well

    • @Ardenict
      @Ardenict 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But it doesn't last long as the world are evolving behind mongols. That's their weakness is. They love their comfort zone too much

    • @user-unos111
      @user-unos111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      I don't know if that's either funny or depressing.
      "Sure, you may have achieved incredible military success and conquered the biggest empire on Earth. And I ask you Khan: What legacy will you leave behind?"

    • @sebastiangallo8869
      @sebastiangallo8869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​@@user-unos111Genghis Khan had a lot of children

  • @attemptedunkindness3632
    @attemptedunkindness3632 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +129

    Me: **Steps into a body of water deeper than 1 meter**
    Mongolian Invader: "I see you have studied our only weakness. Well played."

    • @Prororo
      @Prororo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Enkhkhuslen: nah I’d win

  • @0ld_Scratch
    @0ld_Scratch 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    Option 7: stand on the bank of a river and stare

    • @Master-Mirror
      @Master-Mirror 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      A certified Muscovite moment. Don't forget the bit where you first collaborate with them until they grow weak.

    • @Ruslan_Figel
      @Ruslan_Figel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Хахха

    • @sheepenjoyer3007
      @sheepenjoyer3007 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What event was that again?

    • @Ruslan_Figel
      @Ruslan_Figel 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sheepenjoyer3007 Стояние на Угре

    • @Master-Mirror
      @Master-Mirror 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@sheepenjoyer3007 The Great Stand on the Ugra River in 1480

  • @AzariusR
    @AzariusR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    Mongols: Okay we have helped you dethrone the Enemy. Give tribute and aid please.
    Java: *Surprise Betrayal!*

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Not just betrayal, but the women and children too

  • @nobleman9393
    @nobleman9393 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    "My name is Monsoon, of the winds of destruction."

  • @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly
    @JahNuhThunDeeTheOneAndOnly 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +217

    _Vietnam and Afghanistan are perhaps the two hardest countries to invade ever historically speaking._

    • @AvatarAang100
      @AvatarAang100 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Iceland too

    • @albrechtryan7799
      @albrechtryan7799 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      ⁠@@AvatarAang100 nobody want to invade Iceland bruh

    • @BlazingFlame69
      @BlazingFlame69 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@albrechtryan7799 Propably because it isnt worth invading unless its for fish or invasions into Europe

    • @krypticunlimited6925
      @krypticunlimited6925 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      Its actually insane to think that Afganistan has been invaded by Alexander the great, the Mongol Empire, the Soviet Union AND The united states, and somehow beat every single one of them. That is an insane lineup of opponents to have on your defeat list

    • @albrechtryan7799
      @albrechtryan7799 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BlazingFlame69 unless you are the British yeah Iceland is mad useless

  • @logangrimnar3800
    @logangrimnar3800 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    As soon as I saw the title, I was like "alcohol?". You give their commander alcohol until he dies.

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      No they can handle booze not like the rest of Asia

    • @logangrimnar3800
      @logangrimnar3800 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@deathtrooper7760 Genghis Khans son famously died of alcohol poisoning.

  • @tomutt8546
    @tomutt8546 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

    I see some comments that give too much credit for Japanese defense effort at the time.
    But let me remind you, It is STILL the typhoon that carried the whole defense. Sure, they gave them some resistance to some extent which the Mongols experienced from everywhere they invaded, but they quickly adapted their tactics and eventually overwhelmed them.
    They were not only skilled at their superior horse archery skills, but also close melee combat as well. During their campaign on middle east, they dismounted their horses and waded into melee or resort to artillery as they faced mountainous terrian or fortress.
    They didn't conquer the half of the world with no reason.

    • @rickville8898
      @rickville8898 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Yeah Japanese and samurai's thing is kinda overrating

    • @Emilechen
      @Emilechen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      you are right, at that time, Japan didn't even have the ability to send a navy to stop the Mongol fleets,

    • @otozinclus3593
      @otozinclus3593 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      But the Mongols weren't even invading Japan. The Soldiers used for the invasion of Japan were mostly soldiers from previously occupied cities, as well as them not having many horses, because you can't carry many on a boat. Therefore the Mongol army that I vaded Japan was a totally different compared to the usual Mongol armies. Far worse, low on resources, low on morale, lots of communication issues
      The Mongols had the advantige in good commanders and a likely bigger army, but from all we know, there is not enough reliable information to judge if the Japanese would have won the second invasion regardless or not.
      However, the story that Japan got dominated and got only saved by the hurricane is just untrue. It was more like a rather equal battle, at worst just favouring the Mongols a bit, which then got made a lot easier for the Japanese

    • @信衞門
      @信衞門 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      During the second invasion, the Mongols set out months before typhoon season because they knew it would happen. They weren't stupid. And yet they failed to make a proper landing on Japan, causing them to be washed away when the typhoon season inevitably arrived. Sounds like a skill issue to me.
      Also the majority of the soldiers were conscripted Chinese and Koreans. They weren't the same soldiers who did the conquering.

    • @HarshDude126
      @HarshDude126 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah, but who summoned the typhoon? Don’t underestimate the power of the ancient Japanese.

  • @giancignani7682
    @giancignani7682 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Average civ: Build a fortress it will stop mongols!
    Mongols: *Laught in Huihuipao*

  • @nileshkumaraswamy2711
    @nileshkumaraswamy2711 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Indonesia used big brain pranks to beat the mongols.

  • @daeseongkim93
    @daeseongkim93 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    0:34 that's Seongsan Ilchulbong (Sunrise Peak) of Jeju Island, and funny enough they did well for a time to defend Korea from the Mongols as a final redoubt though ultimately Jeju fell to the Mongols.

  • @saqlainalvi3333
    @saqlainalvi3333 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

    I love how every civilization has their own version of how to defeat mongols tutorial. Islamic, european, east asian, indian. Different cultures, different answers to the same issue

    • @juicytoes77
      @juicytoes77 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Indian? Okay😂

    • @saqlainalvi3333
      @saqlainalvi3333 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@juicytoes77 hindu? What is The correct terminology? Why are you laughing?

    • @colours8846
      @colours8846 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@saqlainalvi3333 they are laughing coz there's a recent online hate campaign going on against india. So you'll come across these type of people everywhere.

    • @caciqueloko6500
      @caciqueloko6500 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@colours8846 why exactly? Just curious

    • @shreyashabhinav1979
      @shreyashabhinav1979 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@caciqueloko6500 just because indias has been developing and online hatred is useful for making the citizens of India fight amongst themselves in name of religion , caste , culture , language

  • @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
    @theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    ''Divine wind'' moment

  • @izzatsufian2796
    @izzatsufian2796 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +193

    Countries that beat Mongol be like:

    • @justinwhy6550
      @justinwhy6550 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      When did europe defeat mongols?

    • @CriminalizeObesity
      @CriminalizeObesity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      @@justinwhy6550 the Mongols got crushed by Hungary of all places and couldn't get past Europe's poorer, weaker states lmao

    • @Pospolite-Ruszenie
      @Pospolite-Ruszenie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      @@CriminalizeObesityHungary wasn’t weak and had Templar knights fight to help them. Poland was a bit weaker due to it being divided, but also not that much weaker than Western Europe.

    • @Taospark
      @Taospark 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      ​@@CriminalizeObesityHungary got crushed by Subotai while he crushed another European army the same week 250 miles away. Then he was recalled after the Khan died and no one felt like coming back.

    • @justinwhy6550
      @justinwhy6550 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@Taospark yeah thats what i thought, they only left europe due to the funeral rather than being defeated

  • @gimmeyourrights8292
    @gimmeyourrights8292 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    Mongols: Stop please, don't hit me with "water."
    Japan: Has no one told you I drowned an entire city?

    • @hassasinco3830
      @hassasinco3830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Japanese: the ultimate waterbenders.

    • @TeamQuiltzYT
      @TeamQuiltzYT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      An MK1 reference, didn't expect that.

  • @kompatybilijny9348
    @kompatybilijny9348 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Step 1: Get Archers
    Step 2: Deploy Archers behind Pikemen
    Step 3: Don't pursue the fleeing mongols
    Step 4: Roflstomp the Mongol meta.

    • @pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816
      @pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      You.. you do realize that Mongols are horseARCHERS right..? Pikemen ain't going to do shit, and since all your troops are now on foot and holding defensive positions without fortifications, they are just going to get surrounded

    • @madmantheepic7278
      @madmantheepic7278 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Remember the Battle of Carrhae?

    • @sciencefliestothemoon2305
      @sciencefliestothemoon2305 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@pusheendalimitsofgeneva5816horse archers don't get +3 to range, they are in fact a bigger target

    • @sciencefliestothemoon2305
      @sciencefliestothemoon2305 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      ​@@madmantheepic7278the Romans had barely any archers to counter and Crassus made one blunder after another

    • @funguy398
      @funguy398 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They just move around your footman army and go straight to undefended land.

  • @minhmeo9506
    @minhmeo9506 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Yay, Vietnam mentioned 🎉

  • @4tbf616
    @4tbf616 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    0:23 that sound has tramumatized me

  • @OLDMANWAFFLES
    @OLDMANWAFFLES 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    Have you attempted to shut off the invasion by disconnecting it, and turning it back on?

  • @Cataphract3
    @Cataphract3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    What's interesting about the Mongols is for all their success they still get funneled into the European Steppe just like every other nomadic empire.

  • @nathanseper8738
    @nathanseper8738 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That "HA-HA" at the end was just chef's kiss.

  • @randomdoomer8549
    @randomdoomer8549 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    *6 countries. Imagine if they teamed up with the strategies to the Mongolians*

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They're gonna get bamboozled by European and Chinese again.

    • @Emilechen
      @Emilechen 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      no need for 6 nations, a Ming Dynasty general Lan Yu can singlehandley invade and sack the capital of the Mongol Empire/Northern Yuan, during the Buir Lake Battle in 1388,
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Buir_Lake

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think NATO should mimic the Khan's strategies fr fr

    • @CHRF-55457
      @CHRF-55457 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      7 countries.

  • @somethingiswrong8975
    @somethingiswrong8975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    No one talks about Korea, holy fuck they handled 9 invasions

    • @gwnifer3355
      @gwnifer3355 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then they become the most loyal mongol subject

  • @jhulvincentcalabia4784
    @jhulvincentcalabia4784 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Live in an Island nation with unfavorable weather (Japan)

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Nah that’s UK.

    • @Rasupubegasu
      @Rasupubegasu 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      We got good weather here. 😂

  • @nathancherd9109
    @nathancherd9109 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Thank you so much for this clear toterial! I was getting invaded, but this really helped me out!

  • @hassasinco3830
    @hassasinco3830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Mamluks: look at me ,I'm the mongol now.
    Japanese: waterbend hayiaaa.

    • @3edget539
      @3edget539 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And wind don't forget the wind 😂

  • @crystalmeth8045
    @crystalmeth8045 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Imagine got betrayed so bad that youre recorded as nothing but footnote in javanese history.

  • @doktorhabilitowanystanczyk
    @doktorhabilitowanystanczyk 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I am a proud Mongolian, THE GOLDEN HORDE WILL RIDE AGAIN!!! (I'm 0.01% Mongolian)

    • @peekaboo1575
      @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Half of the planet is 0.01% Mongolian. Genghis Khan was a horny man.

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How are you 0.01% Mongolian? One of your 8th great grandparents would have to be Mongolian for that to be the case.

    • @Ren21798
      @Ren21798 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i see, a hun

    • @Ren21798
      @Ren21798 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@ibrahimihsan2090most asian have that, (dont ask why and how gengis did it)

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Ren21798 They don't.
      Even if your definition of Asian in this case in Mongolian, it's still not true.
      Sure, the Genghisid line was vast but it there are no closely tied strong communities of it.

  • @MuhammadRidwan-pe7ny
    @MuhammadRidwan-pe7ny 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    from wkwkwk land, i salute you for using our language on pilihan empat

  • @Intranetusa
    @Intranetusa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The first Mongol invasion of Japan was different from the second Mongol invasion of Japan. During the first invasion, the Japanese beach defenses failed, the Mongols captured the beach, and the Mongol armies penetrated miles inland. The Mongols went back to their ships for the night to resupply and was then hit by the typhoon. During the second invasion, the Mongol fleet was split into a smaller Korean fleet and larger Southern Chinese fleet. The Korean fleet arrived in Japan first but couldnt defeat the newly constructed beach fortifications, so they retreated to some islands nearby to wait for the Chinese fleet. When the Chinese fleet arrived, both fleets got hit by a typhoon.

  • @kittycatdreamz
    @kittycatdreamz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    One of the most interesting thing about the mongols were most of the men were subsidence hunters, meaning the way they were raised means they're already hunting with a bow for a living.

    • @samuelmendoza9356
      @samuelmendoza9356 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Not to menton, they hunt in groups. Large groups in large coordinated manner where they coral prey to the designated area. This way, the Mongols are no stranger to work as a large group.

  • @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV
    @HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Although the second bit is marked as being about just Mamluk Egypt, IIRC the Delhi Sultanate used that same strat too.

  • @akkoismydaughter3573
    @akkoismydaughter3573 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I like how for each option you put a sound familiar to the faction that used each option...

  • @elkingoh4543
    @elkingoh4543 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Love the Medieval 2 and Shogun 2 TW reference here

  • @matthew3009
    @matthew3009 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Anti-Horse Spray

  • @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709
    @heiskanbuscadordelaverdad8709 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Also don't kill their diplomats they take that very seriously

    • @lone_lines93
      @lone_lines93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Except for the Javanese.
      they humilate the Khan envoy but still kicked mongols ass when Yuan forces come to punish them.

  • @ItsAnuTGamer
    @ItsAnuTGamer 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Now, how do you stop the romans from expanding??

    • @Alex-tx2em
      @Alex-tx2em 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Just be any nomadic group ever.

    • @crazeelazee7524
      @crazeelazee7524 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Live in lands so useless and be so uncivilized they take one look at you and go "hell no, let's build a wall".

    • @nobleman9393
      @nobleman9393 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Simple, Don't Backstab Hannibal.

    • @luisphelipecarvalho5990
      @luisphelipecarvalho5990 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Send thousands of immigrants to Rome

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Apoc2K Wrong comment it appears because this makes zero sense

  • @Rudero3
    @Rudero3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    You should have put at the end "Option 7, join them" and show the Ilkhanate, Yuan dynasty, Golden Horde, and Chagatai Khanates on a map.

  • @mr.happypineapple3846
    @mr.happypineapple3846 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    0:24 HOI4 naval invasion sound nearly gave me a heart attack

  • @JackConklin-v4h
    @JackConklin-v4h หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks man, I needed this

  • @FeverAmbone105
    @FeverAmbone105 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Mongol: HOW DARE YOU BETRAY US!
    Lord Wijaya: i mean.... Im THE son in law of king who torture your messengers, its YOUR fault to trusting me! Im just exploiting the situations 😏

  • @vladimirprostakov2862
    @vladimirprostakov2862 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Muskovy needed this guide like hundreds of years ago

    • @kindlingking
      @kindlingking 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Хазарам он не помог

  • @MrXPeaceLP
    @MrXPeaceLP 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Bro put in the referenced countries AND songs used. Now THAT'S quality fanservice

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love how the Hungarians actually did the Total War fort + doomstack method.

  • @sparen22
    @sparen22 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks, this helped a lot on the field :)

  • @houssamassila6274
    @houssamassila6274 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    the pray strat working two times out of two is wild!

  • @Predator20357
    @Predator20357 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    What if you, Wanted to Invade Japan
    But God Said: “Divine Wind”

  • @saadkhaion9234
    @saadkhaion9234 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Imagine being so buffed there's a need for a tutorial to beat you

  • @rightwingsafetysquad9872
    @rightwingsafetysquad9872 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Byzantine strategy. We're like really far away so we have a long time to prepare, no matter how mobile their army is.

  • @KOCChristian
    @KOCChristian 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “Or just pay taxes and keep everything without losing men” - Most advanced smartest noble

    • @Eichhornchen-pincone
      @Eichhornchen-pincone 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The Indonesians managed to do that without even paying anything lol

  • @Nobody-zn3yv
    @Nobody-zn3yv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Civ 6 music goes hard

  • @Silvahhhhhhhhhh
    @Silvahhhhhhhhhh 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "We build a fuckin' wall that's how!"

  • @mr.trollman.
    @mr.trollman. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:43 remember he said “when that fails” NOT “if that fails”

  • @philipsalama8083
    @philipsalama8083 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    It's crazy to think that if the Mongols had lost basically a single battle during their rise, they would have collapsed. Up until the aftermath of conquering the Jin, I'd say, one single decisive defeat would have crippled them, and human history would have gone in a different direction.

    • @Taospark
      @Taospark 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      They did have some sizeable defeats of tens of thousands especially going into Southern China but Genghis then Ogedai and Kublai began employing mad artillery.

    • @ArdaSReal
      @ArdaSReal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      why the fuck would a single defeat change anything ?

    • @Taospark
      @Taospark 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ArdaSReal Mongols were heavily mobile and kinetic in their deployment subsisting heavily on plunder or forage. While one loss wouldn't have done them in, it would have hugely demoralized their willingness to continue a rampage.

    • @madjames1134
      @madjames1134 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes, their incursions into Europe and Middle East stopped at Ain Jalut (1260).

    • @ll-nd1cj
      @ll-nd1cj 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Taosparkthey Lost a lot of battle brother, your previous statement is untrue 💀

  • @DibbzTV
    @DibbzTV 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Indonesia: “Never let them know your next move.”

  • @RachDarastrix2
    @RachDarastrix2 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Now to defeat the mongols it requires us all working together."
    "Yeah? And with who in charge?"
    Plan falls apart.

  • @auradzrts691
    @auradzrts691 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Pilihan empat, pilihan tepat.

  • @pattyrian7422
    @pattyrian7422 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this tutorial helped a lot 👍

  • @andrewman178
    @andrewman178 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    Korea: How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old Khan?

    • @insertnamehere001
      @insertnamehere001 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      What do you mean? Korea was taken over by the Mongols. A lot of the invaders of Japan were Chinese and Koreans subjected to Mongol rule.

    • @princemapping9123
      @princemapping9123 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@insertnamehere001 The Koreans who didn't like the Mongols hid in the mountains and islands until most of the Mongols left, at which point they would leave the mountains and islands and kill the rest of the Mongols. This cycle repeated several times, causing large casualties to the Mongols. Ostensibly Korea was controlled by the Mongols, but Korea was closer to a client kingdom of the Mongols as opposed to a direct part of it.

  • @nowhereman6019
    @nowhereman6019 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    0:44 *BANZAIIIII!*

    • @imthkng1224
      @imthkng1224 หลายเดือนก่อน

      OIYOYOYOY

    • @AritchWyess
      @AritchWyess หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's your point of view? Where are you going to?

  • @eternalmongol
    @eternalmongol 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

    option 7 just give up to us you can never stop the Mongols

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Meh, you can't even use a boat.

    • @kurosu-samaklipleri7090
      @kurosu-samaklipleri7090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro, mongols wanted war and wanna see who flexes better. They didn't show mercy to those nerds who surrendered without a fight.

    • @CriminalizeObesity
      @CriminalizeObesity 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hungarian walls, crossbows and plate armor:

    • @Akrafena
      @Akrafena 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kid named the Righteous armies

    • @hassasinco3830
      @hassasinco3830 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Let me introduce you to qutuz and baibars , the first ones to ever defeat you in a major battle. They took your war virginity 😂😂

  • @raihanfarrelofficial
    @raihanfarrelofficial 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    You forgot Delhi Sultanate (India)

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Nah, Mongols just got bored and gets a cozy life there.

    • @whoisjoe5610
      @whoisjoe5610 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      ​@@wikansaktianto9215 What? When did this happen? The Chagatai invasion and raids into India failed and were military defeated by the Delhi Sultanate. If you're talking about Babar, then he reviled the Mongols and didn't want to be associated with them

    • @GAMER123GAMING
      @GAMER123GAMING 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      one word: mughals

    • @peekaboo1575
      @peekaboo1575 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      'Have you tried shutting off the invasion and invading again?'

    • @ibrahimihsan2090
      @ibrahimihsan2090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@whoisjoe5610 He still expressed pride in his Turko-Mongol lineage.

  • @Astartes-6969
    @Astartes-6969 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I like that the Mongols tried to invade Japan 2 times and couldn't cuz of Storms.
    That has to be a message from the Heavens at that point.

  • @calmite
    @calmite 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is one of my favorite TH-cam videos because it implies that the mongols are a threat as of now

  • @somefricker4656
    @somefricker4656 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Kubali Khan HATES this one simple trick

  • @反ヨーロッパのサムライ
    @反ヨーロッパのサムライ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mongols:
    Buffs: Land
    Debuffs: Sea

  • @HandyMan125
    @HandyMan125 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    As the Mamluks, thanks for the tutorial!

  • @AstorMOrtiz
    @AstorMOrtiz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Gotta love HOI4 naval invasion sound effect followed by a Total War clip

  • @TheTendermen
    @TheTendermen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you, very relevant

  • @gisarme113
    @gisarme113 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Laugh all you want! but praying works twice!

  • @smol_boi634
    @smol_boi634 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thanks for the tutorial bro

  • @BOZ_11
    @BOZ_11 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    Praying works (if you're Japanese)

    • @islammehmeov2334
      @islammehmeov2334 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But not in WW2

    • @thepotatogod2951
      @thepotatogod2951 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@islammehmeov2334 It doesn't matter if they have God on their side if the enemy has the power of the sun on theirs.

    • @zenwhirlpool
      @zenwhirlpool 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The God of the United States was simply better it seems

  • @mertala8520
    @mertala8520 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    That's the neat part:
    You don't

    • @JohnShepherd117
      @JohnShepherd117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Unless your Indonesia or Japan or the Mamaluks

    • @mertala8520
      @mertala8520 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@JohnShepherd117 memluks managed to beat them bcs of Aybars. And guess what? He was a Mongol too lmao
      And japanese was simply lucky that a random tsunami decided to show up at the right time

    • @JohnShepherd117
      @JohnShepherd117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@mertala8520 last I checked ethnicity doesn’t matter and if I’m not mistaken Baybars was from the Eurasian step and his tribe was unknown as for Japan they where literally attacking the Mongols on their boats and even ramming flaming boats into the Mongol fleet oh and also contrary to popular belief weather is a part of war and does not count as an excuse the weather is where the Mongols failed in their planning

    • @wikansaktianto9215
      @wikansaktianto9215 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@mertala8520 You can't deny that Vietnamese and Javanese folks gave them severe PTSD

    • @starfox300
      @starfox300 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They lost against Poland and Hungary

  • @robelkton7800
    @robelkton7800 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Can't believe you didn't mention the Vietnamese strategy of laying metal-tipped stakes in Ha Long Bay at low tide, so when the Mongols sent a giant fleet over at high tide to intimidate them, the stakes shredded their hulls and sank the entire fleet in one go

    • @AlexaRobin21
      @AlexaRobin21 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It was the Bach Dang River, not Ha Long Bay.

  • @Duke_of_Lorraine
    @Duke_of_Lorraine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Easy mode : play in the west of the map so that they won't reach you at all