Never married zero kids 3 cats....fuckin sweet freedom people I do what I want when I want...if I don't feel like cooking ...fuck it ...single is the way to be....paradise...
Marriage is a bit like Vietnam: when men come back they have the thousand yard stare. Two people can get a job in hell: a double divorcee and Albert Fish.
Marriage is a mutual work... But it's worth the investment if one is [divinely] prepared - being it's an institution by God, not man, it's to serve a higher purpose than merely 'dusting your brass', so to speak - lol. Sam Kinison, formerly a minister, was indisputably a phenomenal talent. This routine is undeniably hilarious... then something happens - you face reality; google 'hell art', "The Last Judgement" hell paintings; resources on 'Hades', 'sheol' and 'Gehenna'; Mary K Baxter, Bill Weiss and others who've had Divinely translated first-hand accounts of [the actual] hell... that place is so excruciatingly horrific, you wouldn't wish the worst of your enemies there - no joke - there's no hope, no water, no peace, no rest and no end to your existence (you've already passed through death, so you can't seek its relief at that point) - only unimaginable torment and destruction upon your decrepit, yet eternal Spirit-body, from which you will never, ever, ever be able to escape. I really hope that Sam is in heaven - I hope he was able to reconcile with God... with Christ, in that very conversation with God while he was passing on from this world - oh, I want that more than anything else for him, and for every human being. The only catch is - brace yourselves everybody - we got to personally be willing to give God the full shot and full control of Our Lives: accept His Son (Jesus) for who He is and stop fronting and resisting His Lordship over our lives - all He ever wants is for us to be part of the Kingdom - it's a personal thing, not a religious thing - that's why the Pharisees hated Jesus so much - research the Gospels folks! You know, I pray that God blesses and draws everybody close to Himself who's been so gracious enough to roll with this - lol! Peace everybody ➕ 💯
@@duh-ff Hey how’s it going Mr Daniels? I hope all is well with you. Well… your comment had a special ring to it - 😏 - so I couldn’t resist - mission accomplished on your part, right? 😉 I was just curious… was there some kind of genuine chord that was stricken within you regarding my comment [posted a year ago], let alone my presence in the comments section on such a video and you wanted to have a “nice” dialogue? 😏 Or, were you just being [a] funny [troll]? If the latter was the case, then I’ll give you due credit for your unique comedic art style, get my jovial on, and get to: *😂-🤣-😂-🤣… That was great!* All the best to you my friend!😁👍🏾
It’s sad, to see an ex preacher who bought into the OSAS lie, and became a prodigal, out sinning in the world, who died in an accident - and really did go to hell.
Office of Student Accessibility Services????? first of all, it is amazing to see someone strong enough to leave the church. :D Second off, there is no hell or heaven. He is probably reincarnated or just has disappeared. The church and the people who try and push their retarded beliefs are disguisting.
If you've been married twice, you can be a tour guide in Hell. Yep.
yeah, I've been twice and it cured me for good. No more.
Yup was married and I'm not afraid of hell
I've been married twice and Im engaged again. Ive already been kicked out of hell for being too sick and twisted for them.
James White Quit writing the jokes, yeah?
@@leespaner HERE YA DONE ALSO ,
Once is enough. Lesson learned.
Touché my nigga touché
Same
Never married zero kids 3 cats....fuckin sweet freedom people I do what I want when I want...if I don't feel like cooking ...fuck it ...single is the way to be....paradise...
@@ernestinemaloy8680 get more cats, creeper.
@@ernestinemaloy8680 until your 54 and suicidal cause your parents are already dead and you have absolutely no on to spend life with. Hey, just saying
52 years old. Never married.
Never been to hell.
You're not missing anything, trust me.
You Sir are the smartest, man on planet earth!!!!
65 never been married, had many wives that is why I never married.
Sam is inexpensive therapy for divorced men.
I searched for this clip, best comic ever.
I miss Sam SO much… we really need him today
I miss the Kinison days! What a great time
The King !
hahahahaha..............Miss this guy.
Miss him
My buddies kid said he was thinking of getting married. I played him this and a few other clips of sams. I told him sam is spot on. Lol
I was married for 27 FUCKING YEARS !!! Do I qualify to be a District Superintendent in hell???
Fuckin right you do
My parents have been married 47 yrs. My dad say he can be Executive Vice President there
Not quite Grand Moff
18 years here; I guess I qualify for a middle management, cushy do-nothing gig. Supervisor in Charge of Soulrending or something.
Why did you do it for that long?
its sad but itsfriggan true what sam says
It really is. Hell has nothing on Marriage.
The Book of Sam ~ The Great One.
love your stage work thanks
literally 35 years old
And I was married to a redhead...for 20 years. I have no fear of death.
You are EXTREMELY well qualified then! Hahaha!
My mom was a redhead… I know from my dad the hell that brings
Al Bundy's guarding angel
You either ‘got’ him, or you didn’t. I feel sorry for those who didn’t.
3 times for me. I guess I am getting a real special job.
Your job in hell will be to jump out and scare all the unmarried people. Have fun, see you at the Bottomless BBQ pit!
Then you qualify as a CEO
You get a management position
Nahhh dude. Satan won't let you in because your too bat sh!t crazy. Even Hell has their standards....
Hehehehe
Yes....
Miss Sammy. Taken too soon.
thanks
genious!
what u have been married twice would u like a job down here. oh man ain't that the fucking truth
Toxic masculinity.... miss it!
corona has added a whole new level HELLLLLLLLLL
My grandfather was married 4 times does that make him like a manager in hell or something guess I’ll find out when I get down there
Classic bit.
I wonder if he still feels the same.
He doesn’t feel much of anything.
Don't take it too seriously people it's a joke
She's here! I want to run! Helllp!
Marriage is a bit like Vietnam: when men come back they have the thousand yard stare.
Two people can get a job in hell: a double divorcee and Albert Fish.
What a ride NOT married👀
If only he can speak now
Hilarious, but factual.
Bruh post the entire show
The first time I heard this 🥤💦
Watched four vids of him , funny as hell but all four were the same.
Ima show all the lil softs n furries my boy Sam
Marriage is a mutual work... But it's worth the investment if one is [divinely] prepared - being it's an institution by God, not man, it's to serve a higher purpose than merely 'dusting your brass', so to speak - lol.
Sam Kinison, formerly a minister, was indisputably a phenomenal talent. This routine is undeniably hilarious... then something happens - you face reality; google 'hell art', "The Last Judgement" hell paintings; resources on 'Hades', 'sheol' and 'Gehenna'; Mary K Baxter, Bill Weiss and others who've had Divinely translated first-hand accounts of [the actual] hell... that place is so excruciatingly horrific, you wouldn't wish the worst of your enemies there - no joke - there's no hope, no water, no peace, no rest and no end to your existence (you've already passed through death, so you can't seek its relief at that point) - only unimaginable torment and destruction upon your decrepit, yet eternal Spirit-body, from which you will never, ever, ever be able to escape.
I really hope that Sam is in heaven - I hope he was able to reconcile with God... with Christ, in that very conversation with God while he was passing on from this world - oh, I want that more than anything else for him, and for every human being. The only catch is - brace yourselves everybody - we got to personally be willing to give God the full shot and full control of Our Lives: accept His Son (Jesus) for who He is and stop fronting and resisting His Lordship over our lives - all He ever wants is for us to be part of the Kingdom - it's a personal thing, not a religious thing - that's why the Pharisees hated Jesus so much - research the Gospels folks!
You know, I pray that God blesses and draws everybody close to Himself who's been so gracious enough to roll with this - lol!
Peace everybody ➕ 💯
Bro what the fuck
What are you doing watching Sam kinisen videos you FUCKING HEATHEN
@@duh-ff Hey how’s it going Mr Daniels? I hope all is well with you.
Well… your comment had a special ring to it - 😏 - so I couldn’t resist - mission accomplished on your part, right? 😉
I was just curious… was there some kind of genuine chord that was stricken within you regarding my comment [posted a year ago], let alone my presence in the comments section on such a video and you wanted to have a “nice” dialogue?
😏 Or, were you just being [a] funny [troll]?
If the latter was the case, then I’ll give you due credit for your unique comedic art style, get my jovial on, and get to: *😂-🤣-😂-🤣… That was great!*
All the best to you my friend!😁👍🏾
Kindness matters
Marriage is vile. If you get married it shows that you actually appreciate females. After everything they’ve done to men…
Lol lot of married folk not trynna laugh
I wonder if he saying this in hell
Well, seeing as he was married three times, he is probably like a regional manager down there
Don’t worry. We’ll all get to ask him soon enough
@@chapel8818 yes you will ask him soon enough.
It’s sad, to see an ex preacher who bought into the OSAS lie, and became a prodigal, out sinning in the world, who died in an accident - and really did go to hell.
😮😮😮
Yes, we know, the irony
Office of Student Accessibility Services????? first of all, it is amazing to see someone strong enough to leave the church. :D Second off, there is no hell or heaven. He is probably reincarnated or just has disappeared. The church and the people who try and push their retarded beliefs are disguisting.
Maybe not... you don't know. He spoke to God before LEFT.
How would YOU know where he is?