George Carlin - People are Boring

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  • @mattwilcks5156
    @mattwilcks5156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12470

    The “I like people” line had a 40 year set up.

    • @alexandradobrowolska2848
      @alexandradobrowolska2848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      HOW AWESOME IS THAT RIGHT?

    • @SHALAt22
      @SHALAt22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I can only wish.

    • @danielbrown1100
      @danielbrown1100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      Good ol' George will never be topped or replicated. 👍

    • @JavierArveloCruzSantana
      @JavierArveloCruzSantana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      So true! The delivery was, simply, brilliant.

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Now that's a long time to sit on a joke.

  • @erikparker3051
    @erikparker3051 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6135

    It's ironic that the examples of boring conversations he gives are much more interesting than most people's average dialogue

    • @KrzysztofGrabinski
      @KrzysztofGrabinski 10 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      And I got one annoying neighbour in the dormitory that has completely the same pattern of talking on the phone... Gosh, so annoying!

    • @sarahmasia6947
      @sarahmasia6947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hehe yes... pretty hilarious. Maybe I'm just easily entertained.

    • @johnpennell8972
      @johnpennell8972 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      my grandmother lives in frogballs arkanasas

    • @forman208
      @forman208 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      How about this humidity?

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      How's the weather today over there? Is it cold outside?

  • @roninjolin7687
    @roninjolin7687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5803

    If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
    -George Carlin

    • @jacobmorales1283
      @jacobmorales1283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      🤣

    • @Emma-ob5oj
      @Emma-ob5oj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Haha

    • @TBlock1347
      @TBlock1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Nimble.tkl1
      @Nimble.tkl1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hahaha Good one.

    • @ic8766
      @ic8766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I didn’t know that he said that because this is what i do at work..

  • @emilegoulard265
    @emilegoulard265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2512

    Just a reminder that their trip to Norway is 5 years from now

    • @cuauhtemocmorisco3493
      @cuauhtemocmorisco3493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Right😂😂😂

    • @sawarebel
      @sawarebel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      "It was either 11 or 5"

    • @VS-ny1zi
      @VS-ny1zi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      wow, exactly 5 summers from now, what are the odds

    • @MrWalker1000
      @MrWalker1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what does this mean

    • @peterclark4685
      @peterclark4685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To the mountains, the beaches, the lakes or Aunt Brunhilde's liposuction bakeoff?

  • @miguelcabrera9801
    @miguelcabrera9801 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9113

    Holy shit, imagine having this guy as your grandpa.

    • @theunbeliever7394
      @theunbeliever7394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      welcome to my stepfather

    • @nightangel7239
      @nightangel7239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      The teen angst is leaking really, really hard in this comment thread. Even for a George Carlin video, where the comments are, already, filled with teen angst.
      And I get to have a hand in it, and even fan the flames.

    • @budjiman1
      @budjiman1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think it may have been a compliment. not certain but that's how I read it. lol

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "Did I tell my about neighbor with the burns on 90% of her body? Well she burned the other 10% now. She was lighting a fart, and her bush caught fire." Lol!

    • @jonhamm6068
      @jonhamm6068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      omg i would always need to look for my ass when i laff my ass off laffing out fuckin loud.... R.I.P. ....mr. carlin....u brought many tears in the eyes laffin our asses off every time you spoke...and soooo fuckin right he is on EVERYTHING he says hands down... the fuckin best of the best ....:-( his time was toooo early to depart from us but we still have the best memories that wont die or fade away

  • @quintonmchale7997
    @quintonmchale7997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4462

    George died shortly after this great performance.
    He looked physically weak
    but still had all his .marbles & funnier than ever .

    • @V8_screw_electric_cars
      @V8_screw_electric_cars 5 ปีที่แล้ว +448

      Boring people have killed him

    • @shantie66
      @shantie66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      How old was he?

    • @Regi869
      @Regi869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@shantie66 look it up

    • @ricocortez3825
      @ricocortez3825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@shantie66 71 years old

    • @yanks2811
      @yanks2811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      pandapanda🐼💕 70 or 71 he died in 2008

  • @Call_Me_Troy
    @Call_Me_Troy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    Can you imagine if he was alive today? He would have enough material for 10,000 shows.

  • @christianmino4073
    @christianmino4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I wish this man could've lived forever

    • @ericortega1745
      @ericortega1745 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No. We have to die sometime.

    • @christianmino4073
      @christianmino4073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ericortega1745 okay grumpy loser troll go back under your bridge where all things including warm sentiments and happiness die.

    • @TreeFrogOnATree
      @TreeFrogOnATree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He woulda been pissed I bet

    • @SolvingOurKreation956
      @SolvingOurKreation956 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t worry.. HE’S SMILING DOWN AT US now..

    • @soulmachine56
      @soulmachine56 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blow it out your ass.

  • @pgo301
    @pgo301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2528

    The best anti-depressant ever invented.

    • @miguelvidal2335
      @miguelvidal2335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      A dinosaur turd?

    • @PrawilnaMordka
      @PrawilnaMordka 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He is depressing 😂

    • @athlonz2007
      @athlonz2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The bush that caught on fire 😂🤣🤣

    • @steverogers7601
      @steverogers7601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      This is what Joe Rogan wishes his standup was like

    • @curbyour____9506
      @curbyour____9506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Until you realize you did this

  • @savannahkrupa4424
    @savannahkrupa4424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2201

    This guy is truly a genius. He actually argued against common societal ideas that needed to be discussed. Such a shame he isn’t around for the bullshit today

    • @hazelmott8063
      @hazelmott8063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If that’s what you think this is, you’ve severely missed the mark.

    • @elnardowebster2842
      @elnardowebster2842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The bullshit is the same dude. That's the greatness of philosophers. They apply to any era.

    • @asahmosskmf4639
      @asahmosskmf4639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He has been around for it. Live long enough. People 2,000 years ago would have complained about their kids reading and writing too much and being anti social.
      In the 50's it was kids and too much t.v. , in the 70's teens were hogging the corded phone for hours. As soon as car phones and game boys came out, the elders today ( sorry 40 not elder. ) lined up and complain about kids raising ; while slathering on merchromium and smoking, drinking, giving the kid a beer, etc... it's always the same. It never stops.

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dude he was left learning

    • @Fakan
      @Fakan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same shit, different day.

  • @dahpizzaboy6149
    @dahpizzaboy6149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    When I take life to seriously I always come back to Carlin

  • @bigbadbillb
    @bigbadbillb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +713

    This is the reason why I hate phone conversations. I always feel like I'm being held hostage and can't get off. Thank God for texting.

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      “Uh-huh... uh-huh... yeah, I... uh-huh... right, we’ll I bet-... yeah... uh-huh...”

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hate texting because you don't know the person tone. And emoji are stupid

    • @ddsjgvk
      @ddsjgvk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@kungfuman82 just say hey sorry gotta go. Take a class on how to talk to people

    • @anda6963
      @anda6963 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ddsjgvk yes, but it buys u time. N. U can take all the time in the world just to say... Hi

    • @chrism6952
      @chrism6952 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Long text conversations are even worse. Texts are great for those short bits of information you want to get across. But Id rather spend 10 minutes on the phone than 4 hours texting

  • @Liz-cmc313
    @Liz-cmc313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3304

    I so agree! I use to be a people person but people ruined that for me.

    • @ChrisPoindexter98
      @ChrisPoindexter98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Seriously tho!!!!!! Whats wrong with these people...

    • @ZacharyGrubbs
      @ZacharyGrubbs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Devin Townsend tho

    • @willsommervil6141
      @willsommervil6141 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      We in the same boat 😂

    • @radicalabsurdism669
      @radicalabsurdism669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Like we're any better. Useless TH-cam elitism

    • @Menhtrol
      @Menhtrol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here man

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2654

    I hate having a job because all that people at work talk about is what they are going to buy next or how great their last job was or their kids and I just think that there is more to life.

    • @shaysssup
      @shaysssup 10 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      That's why I don't work!

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 10 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Sadly, people only care about themselves. You are seeing that in action, when they talk to when they are depressed.

    • @KaraokeNig
      @KaraokeNig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      There is..
      For example, bleeding from your asshole
      There is more to live

    • @Paseosinperro
      @Paseosinperro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      RealEyesOpen I wish I could take that option... My dream: buy a small house, have some savings and stop working

    • @Paseosinperro
      @Paseosinperro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hear you. Me the same.

  • @InfiniteUmbra
    @InfiniteUmbra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    His feelings about phone conversations is exactly how I've always felt lol

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Look up prank calls stillwell

  • @TerryUniGeezerPeterson
    @TerryUniGeezerPeterson 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    "He's either 11 or 5". Haha, I about fell off my chair when he laughed at 2:08 ! 2 shotgun ha's, then just a slight pause, followed in quick succession by 4 more.

    • @funkk
      @funkk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It captures perfectly the laugh of an imbecile. One of my fav moments as well!

    • @joseaguirre744
      @joseaguirre744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      3:17

    • @fanuelmulumba9976
      @fanuelmulumba9976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaaa

    • @Esotereclectic
      @Esotereclectic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That empty-headed laugh that many people do these days....oh good God, it's just as annoying as that noise people make when they are "offended" by something and they make a sound like they're hacking up phlegm.

    • @FredtheDorfDorfman1985
      @FredtheDorfDorfman1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know, I've talked to people like that before. They say something to ya that you think is boring and stupid as hell, but they think is funny as hell. "What ever happened to Y2K huh? Everybody was so afraid something would happen and nothing did. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HAHAHAHAHAHAH,,,,, HAHAHA." While I couldn't help but look at them like they were f**kin crazy, and needed to be in a mental care facility!

  • @chasemiller7974
    @chasemiller7974 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1812

    Welcome to the comment section of George Carlin's "people are boring". In it you will find
    10% of people thinking they're better than others.
    90% of people complaining about people thinking that they're better than others.

    • @gordonm.7387
      @gordonm.7387 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I'm too busy with dinosaur turd to waste time with them peoples you speak of.

    • @gordonm.7387
      @gordonm.7387 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Gordon M.
      And those circle-jerks don't organise themselves, buster! Tee hee!

    • @aggbak1
      @aggbak1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The 80:20 rule applies here

    • @aggbak1
      @aggbak1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zipfs law

    • @AcidHead710
      @AcidHead710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love AJFA

  • @DavidfromBA
    @DavidfromBA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    Carlin always manages to crack me up and get my mind off of the festering pile of shit that is the human condition.

    • @michaelireland7239
      @michaelireland7239 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hellah fucking ula to that

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YOUR* Human condition.

    • @DavidfromBA
      @DavidfromBA ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pleaseenteranamelol711 I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that the first digit of your age is a 2. Is that accurate? Be honest.

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DavidfromBA 1

    • @DavidfromBA
      @DavidfromBA ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@pleaseenteranamelol711 OK, so you're even younger than I thought. I don't expect you to remember this conversation for very long, but thirty or forty years from now it may be interesting for you to compare your outlook on life to the way you saw things when you were young.

  • @jayfiverridesusa
    @jayfiverridesusa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    She was lighting a fart and her bush caught on fire. 😂🤣😂🤣😭😭

    • @813lynch4
      @813lynch4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Listen reverend, reverend I just took a 5 hour shit & I'm bleeding from the asshole

    • @AkiraHunter-uh9qi
      @AkiraHunter-uh9qi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah okay, I’ll put a Snoopy band-aid on it

    • @gmar7836
      @gmar7836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao!!!

    • @Auroraeevee-m1q
      @Auroraeevee-m1q ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Uh, listen, Reverend.....Reverend......" 😳🤣

  • @thecowboy9698
    @thecowboy9698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    "You wouldn't know it, for some of the things I've said over the years... But I like people." Lol!

  • @charlesthurston8367
    @charlesthurston8367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    friendships are maintained by visiting...rarely

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I like this.

    • @Bidness100
      @Bidness100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      True 💯

  • @debbiehenri7170
    @debbiehenri7170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Gotten so bored during phone calls, I start daydreaming, and when the call finally ends I've forgotten when, where and who I'm supposed to meet.

  • @josefkonderla8947
    @josefkonderla8947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Ironically, he made a special effort to be nice to his fans, which you can see on a lot of amateur videos. He was ignored by a comedian when he was asking for an autograph as a kid and never wanted to make someone else feel that rejection.

    • @TreeFrogOnATree
      @TreeFrogOnATree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      what a g

    • @janorhypercleats
      @janorhypercleats ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yeah, i sent him a fan letter once and sent him my phone number and he actually called me and talked to me, he was a really big name, he didn't have to do that. Despite the stuff he says on stage, he was really a nice guy

  • @vincentdiverniero4679
    @vincentdiverniero4679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    This guy was the greatest there will never be another like him rest in peace George you kept me laughing from 1960's the early 60s all the way up to 2008

    • @suzsnnesanders4742
      @suzsnnesanders4742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How I wish he was here!

    • @southlondon86
      @southlondon86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sir you are very old.

    • @schrisdellopoulos9244
      @schrisdellopoulos9244 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was it the 60s or the early sixties? Vinny, you accomplished being as boring as the character in Carlin's routine here. Congrats.

  • @walsh9080
    @walsh9080 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like how George's examples of boring conversations are more interesting than most conversations I have on a daily basis.

  • @texasBMXer
    @texasBMXer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    Those are actually pretty interesting stories to be coming from "boring" people. Going to Norway, neighbor with 90% of their body burned, dinosaur poop still warm in a cave. I am intrigued.

    • @persiazad
      @persiazad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      thats exactly what I was thinking

    • @joydot7620
      @joydot7620 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      think what he's saying is they manage to make things boring

    • @flatplant
      @flatplant 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nah. You're probably just boring.

    • @aramwatters
      @aramwatters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@joydot7620 nailed it.

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I agree, those stories are interesting. Sad reality though is that we ain't in the mood to hear that shit 90% of the time.

  • @catherinejames2734
    @catherinejames2734 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    So great that I can still watch this guy now even though he’s long gone. He helps me get through life with how he evaluates the world and the strange people in it. You have to laugh to survive the crazy world we live in.

  • @MrPurpleEYE
    @MrPurpleEYE 8 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Miss you George

    • @davebenny9523
      @davebenny9523 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      same

    • @MsPearl2001
      @MsPearl2001 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too!

    • @jacobmorss4756
      @jacobmorss4756 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jacob Morss - "I just took a three-and-a-half hour shit."

    • @jonhamm6068
      @jonhamm6068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what did you name your baby?? wow on the shitter are you sure u wasnt in labor for 3 1/2 hours?? or you just call it taking a shit???

  • @Lifeishard237
    @Lifeishard237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    This is me. This is how I think. This is why I have no friends. This is also why I don’t mind.

    • @manuelriveros2911
      @manuelriveros2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I was such a pathetic cunt hanging around these lame people, but I'm starting to own myself up and embracing life for what it really means to me. So yeah, no friends pretty soon or very few. And if I do keep some friends I want them to be the most inspiring, real people ever. I've always felt lonely and rejected anyway, plus hating the sheer banality most people spit out. Nah, thanks. I'll pass.

    • @sumthindiffferent
      @sumthindiffferent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @paulanderson224
      @paulanderson224 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ur dumb

    • @forman208
      @forman208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now that I'm in my 30's my need to socialize and tolerance for people have really diminished, thought I think the pandemic may have played a role in that too lol. I find the vast majority of people extremely uninteresting and one dimensional, only caring about the most shallow of things like their social media accounts and shit they buy. There's very few people I feel like I legit connect with

    • @Lifeoftheparty8290
      @Lifeoftheparty8290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@forman208 I was just having a conversation about this people today are airheads and have no substance or identity

  • @SamsarasArt
    @SamsarasArt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Man George was brilliant all the way to the end. And considering we're still watching and discussing him 11 years later, I'd say his legacy certainly lives on.

  • @nellyfarnsworth7381
    @nellyfarnsworth7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    George is so patient and understanding.

  • @yomommaNyadaddy
    @yomommaNyadaddy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    its crazy he died before the smartphone was just starting imagine the shit he woulda said about today's smartphones and shit

    • @ivorysteele
      @ivorysteele 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      he did speak about Bluetooth earphones

    • @vickinewby408
      @vickinewby408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He'd have a blast with our current political parties.

    • @AidanMillward
      @AidanMillward 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      fonk u it's like bill hicks. Listen to all his material, and just replace the names.

    • @1DaTJo
      @1DaTJo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aidan Millward LOVE Bill Hicks!

    • @joydot7620
      @joydot7620 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i was thinking that

  • @PALACIO254
    @PALACIO254 10 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    this is why i never talk

    • @davidmarzolino7159
      @davidmarzolino7159 6 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      PALACIO254 Excellent, you're the kind of person, I could hang out with.

    • @stickman5613
      @stickman5613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah same.

    • @takemebacktothe80s73
      @takemebacktothe80s73 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      great solution mate!
      Just because some people may find you boring, stop talking altogether.
      Heck, why even spend time with other humans. Its much more comfortable to watch TV and stay inside all day long.

    • @stickman5613
      @stickman5613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      U know this video is stand up comedy?

    • @MustObeyTheRules
      @MustObeyTheRules 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cus you’re a pussy

  • @DepressionShaman
    @DepressionShaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "You wouldn't know this from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people."
    LMFAO 😂😂😂
    I miss this guy so much.

  • @hippytrippy1254
    @hippytrippy1254 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Introverts get the meaning more and more

  • @yorkshireplumbing
    @yorkshireplumbing 8 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    I wonder if he ever got used to looking into the audience and seeing the faces of people whom he was describing... ... ... awkward!

    • @kai326
      @kai326 8 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      He wouldn't have given one single shit if he offended anyone.

    • @SE45CX
      @SE45CX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      You know, sometimes you can have people agreeing on stuff they themselves are failing at. Maybe the annoyance with other people take on the main thought and for your own habits there is some blind spot.

    • @lovepeacebliss
      @lovepeacebliss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But if the people know who he is and bought a ticket, chances are higher that they arent the people hes mocking

    • @dropjawbertone
      @dropjawbertone 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Like his routine on the Babyboomers in 1996. And the audience was filled with babyboomers LOL

  • @MrRandomblabla
    @MrRandomblabla 10 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    You simply never tire of watching George Carlin the man was such a master of comedy!

  • @vamshikrishna1131
    @vamshikrishna1131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    "She was lighting a fart and her bush caught fire.."LMFAOOOOO..I'm officially dead after that. You'll never be missed, Sir George. You live on, in your speeches, books and in our hearts forever....forever....and FOREVER.

    • @anthonysawyer7983
      @anthonysawyer7983 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vamshi Krishna '

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Vamshi Krishna He wasn't Knighted, 1. He wasn't British.
      2. He was too cool to be knighted.

    • @howardOKC
      @howardOKC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Get TF outta here! You are missing him and you say he'll never be missed

    • @bwynn8215
      @bwynn8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ingriddubbel8468 you know Sir is a way to say mister aswell

    • @Ross17033
      @Ross17033 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's: "... her tush caught fire."

  • @rlevanony1
    @rlevanony1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Sometimes when someone tells me a trivial, boring story, I remember this bit and have to try really hard not to burst out laughing in their face.

  • @IggyMontpellierPro
    @IggyMontpellierPro 9 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "What did you do last weekend?" - Always hated that question. I don't like sharing how cool/uncool and boring it was just to make conversation with someone I don't really like. Especially during lunch break. I just wanna eat and get the fuck out.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Friday: What are your plans for the weekend?
      Monday: So how was your weekend?
      EVERY
      SINGLE
      WEEK

    • @frankieczar1866
      @frankieczar1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forman208 ok

    • @marioiacolucci
      @marioiacolucci 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@forman208 people are nosy man

  • @agreen182
    @agreen182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    George gave me as an adolescent something that was both a gift and a curse- the ability to see through bullshit and not accept it.
    It's good, but it also makes relating to normal people almost impossible.

    • @hedgefund1844
      @hedgefund1844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch Dark Rift by Sam Hyde.

    • @slashnesh9608
      @slashnesh9608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Detached observer

    • @51OAKLANDER510
      @51OAKLANDER510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@slashnesh9608 so was Bruce Lee

    • @connoroleary591
      @connoroleary591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is nothing wrong with "boring" people. The issue is with narcissists. There are just so many now and they have coated humanity in the West like a slime mold of ignorant, self centred righteousness.

    • @julietrask7497
      @julietrask7497 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @agreen182 Same here love and miss him.

  • @Cyclonus2377
    @Cyclonus2377 10 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I can especially relate to George Carlin re: the phone. I don't mind phone conversations as long as people just GET... TO... THE... POINT! Just like the one George described...
    RIP George Carlin...

  • @KlusterFux
    @KlusterFux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Georgie was the best. His last years really kicked ass. We lost a great man of inspiration and laughter.

  • @bananalllfeet
    @bananalllfeet 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Whenever I'm lonely or generally depressed about my lack of social life, I watch this video and realize how blessed I am.

  • @michaelmarette4681
    @michaelmarette4681 8 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    this man could have run for president and probably would have won.

    • @bo8504
      @bo8504 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Not in your corporate state owned system he wouldn't.

    • @ingriddubbel8468
      @ingriddubbel8468 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      michael marette No.
      He was a realist and knew he
      hadn't the interest or qualifications. Why do
      pundits think every charismatic person should run for office?

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ingriddubbel8468 i totally agree with you

    • @lisamariemoser7524
      @lisamariemoser7524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      he would have never ran for president, he knows president has no power, just a puppet.

    • @mercury4metal
      @mercury4metal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      michael marette Sure, he would have got shit done. And the powers that be don't want that. They want to keep us divided, and dumbed down.

  • @Villeartt
    @Villeartt 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The absolutely fantastic thing about his comedy is that half the time he's just stating what he honestly thinks without even trying to make a joke about it. Love this man to death.

  • @MARTINADBA1980
    @MARTINADBA1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Forget about the second coming of Jesus, I want a second coming of George Carlin!

    • @Fatzilla666
      @Fatzilla666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I hope your comment gets more thumbs up. I cannot agree more.

    • @andresmendozaondatube
      @andresmendozaondatube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bill burrs on the brink

    • @ashleyh5757
      @ashleyh5757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Second coming? Good gods I hope he's come more then once in his existence ... Otherwise you can't call it living! ❤💋

    • @reck0n3r
      @reck0n3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This!

    • @sherryluce5780
      @sherryluce5780 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too. 😀

  • @asturiametal
    @asturiametal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    George carlin it's my spiritual guide from now on

    • @eightyfivexxs7879
      @eightyfivexxs7879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've been feeling the same way since 20/20 started

  • @kingzeus369
    @kingzeus369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    He started getting really angry and sick and tired of people's bullshit in his stand ups towards the end. He was a genius. Imagine him alive in today's time. Wow 🥺

  • @koals6783
    @koals6783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    People always say that I don't talk enough.
    I guess at least Carlin would've enjoyed that^^

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Talk only when you have something of value to say. Everyone should live by that. We'd all be exposed to less stupidity.

    • @prithvibumia2941
      @prithvibumia2941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same. I dont need to talk nonsense to make my presence appreciated. But when you do, say things that make sense and add value

  • @Michael-m2b3k
    @Michael-m2b3k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I was very fortunate to be able to have grown up with listening to him and laughing my ass off, even more so to this very day !!! He has an absolute correct way of putting life in perspective !!!

  • @lisad7788
    @lisad7788 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Ha ha. I feel like Carlin. "I like people, but I like them in short bursts."

  • @niptuck117
    @niptuck117 10 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I've watched this video so many times these past few days, it doesn't get old. The whole tone of voice bit where you try to direct them to a soft landing has me in tears every time.

  • @koenarmstrong1376
    @koenarmstrong1376 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I’ve been getting a lot into George Carlin lately now that I’m finally old enough to understand what he’s talking about. And I just realized he past away in 2008. What a great man he was, much respect for his soul. Thank you🙏🏼

  • @sambathvenkatesan618
    @sambathvenkatesan618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    What I hate is the fact that intelligent people are gone sooner and stupid people stick around 😔

    • @halucinujte
      @halucinujte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      not true

    • @himanshupal6083
      @himanshupal6083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Iaoj basically he wanted George carlin to live longer

    • @Vickvineager
      @Vickvineager 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Should’ve been a p/t politician. Them fuckin leeches live forever. Like at nancy pigolsi. She’s in her 90s, potato joe is close to being 80. These dinosaurs live forever. Arlen specter lived to be 82, another waste of space John McCain 81. Carlin would still be alive if he her into politics.

    • @Aerochalklate
      @Aerochalklate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Vickvineager dont act like trump isn't close to 80 😂

    • @BigJuice69
      @BigJuice69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Vickvineager Carlin would have died much, MUCH sooner if he went into politics bro

  • @ancientstaffpub
    @ancientstaffpub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    6:22 one lady really enjoyed that joke. Lmfao I love honest laughter; hate those fake forced ones.

    • @ancientstaffpub
      @ancientstaffpub 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ***** Lmfao beautiful.

    • @edwardnygma3216
      @edwardnygma3216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Everyone laughs differently, you'll have to accept that one day.

    • @TheLeftCulprit
      @TheLeftCulprit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@edwardnygma3216 Everyone has fake laughs, everyone has genuine laughs. They ALL sound different! Its crazy right? Fake laughs are a thing bud, pretty common ironically.

    • @edwardnygma3216
      @edwardnygma3216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and how do you know it was a fake laugh? are you her?

    • @sethklumb8686
      @sethklumb8686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk man I had a pretty similar reaction lol. “she lit a fart and her bush caught fire” 😂😂😂

  • @stephanomarr6829
    @stephanomarr6829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    George Carlin, ONE of the Brightest stars in OUR existence, HIS STORY telling, common sense, WISDOM, GOING on, 2019,& behond.....STILL laughing in the AFTERLIFE.....rip my brother.....

  • @missjessgem
    @missjessgem 11 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Whatever dropped this thing is still walking around in here, and we'd better get the fuck out of this cave.". LOL!!!!

  • @Tolmalion
    @Tolmalion ปีที่แล้ว +8

    We need George nowadays more than ever.

    • @Troy428492
      @Troy428492 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tolmalion- I agree

  • @alexlasker1031
    @alexlasker1031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    RIP George even when someone in my family passed, you still made me shit myself with laughter. Rest in peace old soul.

  • @oberhauser6427
    @oberhauser6427 9 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    Everyone in the comments thinks they are that one fascinating person in a sea full of boring people. no you're not. just listen to Carlin tell you you're boring, and then later maybe you can improve

    • @maxwell10206
      @maxwell10206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      +Oberhauser you're boring

    • @ty_-je8wf
      @ty_-je8wf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      You're not the first person to comment this. You're not special.

    • @VirtualCurry
      @VirtualCurry 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      you're a fucking boring sack of shit, m8. Shit is more interesting than your comment

    • @GreenEnvy.
      @GreenEnvy. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HYPORCRITE.

    • @matthewneill1505
      @matthewneill1505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      People are boring cause all they want to do is constantly one up each other, just like your comment...wait a minute ...shit! Just like my comment...guess I'm boring too :)

  • @calbassas87
    @calbassas87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    His last show. He was only 70 here but he looked 10 years older. Heart medication and other drugs had really done a number on him physically. But...the material and the mind were sharper than ever. Still stinging and hilarious as he was 40 years prior.

    • @sarahwright7076
      @sarahwright7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His voice sounds different too.

    • @braydenxwhelan1490
      @braydenxwhelan1490 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sarahwright7076 years of smoking and cocaine in the 70s-90s

    • @jimmyroberts1198
      @jimmyroberts1198 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did look 80 but had a 40 year old mind

    • @ShadesBelow03
      @ShadesBelow03 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He'd had one more heart attack after "Life Is Worth Losing" (2005), and he looked a lot more tired and frail here, but he still pulled off a great (final) show here.

    • @charlespancamo9771
      @charlespancamo9771 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ShadesBelow03absolutely. one of his finest performances in my humble opinion.

  • @tomnekuda3818
    @tomnekuda3818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    George has a keen grip on people.

  • @yosephberhan7158
    @yosephberhan7158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    He's either 11 or 5 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @supershenron9162
    @supershenron9162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    One time I desperately wanted to get off the phone, after many times of trying I got kinda fed up and yelled holy shit my cats on fire I gotta go "click"

    • @karlajaeger2082
      @karlajaeger2082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Interesting if true.

    • @jayg5391
      @jayg5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would have called back to see if the cats were okay.

  • @Freshadventures_
    @Freshadventures_ ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This world needs more George Carlins

    • @AndBusinessIsGood
      @AndBusinessIsGood หลายเดือนก่อน

      The best we can do now is Jorge Carlitos

  • @harryh628
    @harryh628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This segment sums up this era almost.

  • @colbydevito6531
    @colbydevito6531 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the greatest human beings to ever bless this planet!! Rip George

  • @jpd782
    @jpd782 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I saw George Carlin live, just before he passed away. He did this same bit. But the part where he said "Blow it out your ass" he said "Shut the fuck up!" Over and over. Cracked me up. I was a HUGE fan for years. Glad I got to see him. Not knowing he would be dead only a month after.

    • @wronggg
      @wronggg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great story, thank you.

  • @derflerp538
    @derflerp538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I miss him, but he paid his dues. He saw and spoke about more than enough for one man, and he deserves his rest. Here's to his spiritual successor! Whoever the hell that may be.

  • @Dezdichado1000
    @Dezdichado1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    That one lady laughed so hard her bush caught on fire.

  • @123rockfan
    @123rockfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I’ve been to mammoth cave numerous times and I’ve enjoyed telling people my trips there. I nearly died from laughter while watching this

  • @doxistavrou8887
    @doxistavrou8887 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Iwatched this so many times..still has me in tears of laughter....love this guy..

  • @TheUnique69able
    @TheUnique69able 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    He’s basically the Socrates of our generation with all that wisdom

  • @veronikalake6934
    @veronikalake6934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gosh I miss him.. can you IMAGINE what he would say today? Hes so funny..man, hes the best...

  • @ShinkuGouki
    @ShinkuGouki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I can't imagine what kind of great material George would have been giving us if he was still alive...

  • @keorinkoluexl6365
    @keorinkoluexl6365 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Truly believe this is Carlin's best bit, every line is perfectly delivered and gut wrenchingly funny

  • @renb8155
    @renb8155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love the way performs stand up. He never cracks a smile, which I think makes it funnier

    • @annvik3772
      @annvik3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tru, Ive never noticed that until now! O.o

  • @stevekeeves9363
    @stevekeeves9363 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was great, can relate to this, lady at work talks about her daughter and her husband all the time, I know more about them than anyone else.

    • @thecook8964
      @thecook8964 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know all about people I will never meet..

  • @eternalme6077
    @eternalme6077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It's absolutely amazing how George can not only Remember but string so many ( some of them very complicated ) words together into a tapestry of complex stories of laughter especially as he grows older, you might think he would miss a beat here and there but he never does........he's Phenomenal!!! Thank you George for the BRUTAL TRUTH
    not only as you see it but as it really is. PS. I miss you 🎸💚

    • @bringyourownsnake980
      @bringyourownsnake980 ปีที่แล้ว

      A great process is to approach the tapestry like you're writting an album's worth of song lyrics. Write it, read aloud while recording, listen to the recording until you can "sing" along then listen to it some more. There will come a point where you couldn't forget it if you tried. The real challenge is good writing.

  • @eatymceatison97
    @eatymceatison97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's only ever intelligent people who talk about this sort of thing. Glad George Carlin was one of them.

    • @sobek6735
      @sobek6735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eaty McEatison define narcissistic

  • @xXSupreme45Xx
    @xXSupreme45Xx 11 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Frogballs Arkansas Lol

    • @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164
      @oldmanfromscenetwentyfour8164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a small town just north of Magazine Mountain, take Route 10 and look for the dirt road turn off just after the abandoned trailer park ...

    • @HerHippieIam
      @HerHippieIam 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't know of a Frogballs Arkansas. But, Toad Suck Park Arkansas definitely exists.

  • @tareksibaii
    @tareksibaii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    RIP George Carlin. A really good comedian for all generations. I wish I could find someone like him on TH-cam nowadays

  • @Anudorini-Talah
    @Anudorini-Talah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What a visionary. A true legend

  • @Kewljack02
    @Kewljack02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Every commenter in this video is the smartest, most intellectual person in the world

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Except you.

    • @Kewljack02
      @Kewljack02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      +chris leonard who said I was?

    • @nhmooytis7058
      @nhmooytis7058 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Kewl Jack It's a shame that Millenials aren't taught the rudiments of logic. You stated "EVERY commenter" which includes you as you are a commenter and EVERY means, er, every. You were sneering that people automatically assume they are not the people George I lampooning, and I made a joke. No logic and no sense of humor, but you still get a C because your post was grammatical and everything was spelled correctly.

    • @Kewljack02
      @Kewljack02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I acknowledge your joke and, thinking it was funny, made a remark on my own intelligence (or lack there of). I never took offense. I actually laughed at my own oversight. If it was not a joke, too bad. I still thought it was funny

    • @Kewljack02
      @Kewljack02 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      chris leonard also, if you thought I am a millennial you're off by ~ten years

  • @kanesharoy4644
    @kanesharoy4644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I feel the same. No tolerance for bullshit

  • @sambathvenkatesan618
    @sambathvenkatesan618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I laugh my ass off when he delivers his routine but in the end he always makes me think...such is the greatness of this man...the master Carlin

  • @davidibershoff4734
    @davidibershoff4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Never tire of hearing this man

  • @p40tomahawk41
    @p40tomahawk41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Best comic ever ,that made you laugh and think at same time ...horribly missed

  • @redeyedbuggers
    @redeyedbuggers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    "She was lighting her farts & her bush caught fire."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tavoiaiono7885
      @tavoiaiono7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahahahaha

    • @davell1078
      @davell1078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Listen, listen reverend..."

  • @erikwoodruff5643
    @erikwoodruff5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    I used to like people.
    Then people ruined it for me

    • @CalebTRBLX
      @CalebTRBLX 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Totally not the flash :3 brand new sentence

    • @kerrdogg8500
      @kerrdogg8500 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I used to like people
      I mean, I still do. But I also used to

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, I ruined it for me. I expected too much. It was my fault for holding beliefs that were so fragile in the first place. Accept people for what they are and get on with your life.

  • @psilt
    @psilt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    When he said Mammoth Cave, KY I actually got spooked because im a local guide for the cave system here.

    • @johnclark1987
      @johnclark1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love how your pfp is anime which is the last thing id expected from a cave guide

    • @kungfuman82
      @kungfuman82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Went caving there one time. It was a blast!

    • @really5453
      @really5453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did you find the dinosaur turd?

    • @nathanexplosion743
      @nathanexplosion743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do you have the 27lb’er?

    • @a.t.hustle1583
      @a.t.hustle1583 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ayyye what up. I’m in Cave City and Glasgow all the time!

  • @timothypryor7952
    @timothypryor7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Someone started talking my ear off and I tried really politely to get him to stop and tried to be diplomatic. Then I pulled out my smart phone and hit play on this.

  • @ralphricart3177
    @ralphricart3177 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This guy has nailed my sentiments towards people.

  • @ryanruss7124
    @ryanruss7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    The thing is that story was honestly kind of interesting 😂

    • @emad9202
      @emad9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I know lmfao. Hes a fucker

    • @skysaw7210
      @skysaw7210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I wish most of the bullshit people talk about was this interesting

    • @pleaseenteranamelol711
      @pleaseenteranamelol711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If he said the kind of things that most people talk about, the whole audience would be angry and bored within seconds. He had to make the story at least a little funny.

  • @bradoneil536
    @bradoneil536 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You can tell in this show his body was breaking down and, in retrospect, showing signs the end was near, but that mind was still in top form. Just off this clip alone, “listen, Reverend?” and “…Russell Crowe!” are two of his funniest lines ever.

  • @NapBoney
    @NapBoney ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is a BIG problem when I’m busy at work. People don’t realize when to shut the fuck up or get off the phone. This bit should be part of every job orientation.

  • @cambo9543
    @cambo9543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh my god when he was giving examples of the conversations boring people have I couldn't help but think that I'm one of those boring people but it's ok I'll find new hobbies and things that'll make life more interesting!

    • @Regi869
      @Regi869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wish you luck

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cool story

    • @annvik3772
      @annvik3772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats the spirit!👍

  • @colettelane3728
    @colettelane3728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    George Carlin was spot on about having to have patience with other people, make's me cringe just thinking about it, and the whole time your thinking how do I get out of this conversation?? 💯👍😁💕

  • @compoundmaintenance819
    @compoundmaintenance819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    George Carlin. I think I speak for everyone when I say we need you now more than ever. Rest In Peace my good Man.