Snatcher: “I know of a boss fight for anyone who’s beyond humanity, I heard if you beat a game way harder than average in a perfect extra hard run, it’ll appear right before your eyes! Might have to dodge millions of bullets right at ya though…”
Snatcher: “This performance is fabulous beyond words, kiddo! You’ve truly and utterly mastered this game! I’m a bit disappointed that my contracts don’t seem to be torturous enough to satisfy you, but you’ve definitely earned my respect! Maybe play a different game and go and fight Inbachi or something, kiddo.”
iraideni I am absolutely baffled just by being able to watch this video in its entirety. having the privilege of watching you pull this off contract by contract was a great experience. your dedication, skill, and determination amazed and inspired me as well as probably many others who will stumble upon this poopsterpiece. i'm so glad to have been part of your journey through the dutch royale discord calls. you truly are the HOTTEST pooper to have ever graced this game
my friend it truly has been a pleasure this challenge was the best thing i have ever done because i got to share my victories and sorrows along side someone else who enjoys the game as much as i do and for that i will forever be grateful 💕
While that is true, I actually had fun with cruisin even though I had to be more careful when I sprint so I don't get knocked by the tables or void out. The big culprits were Bird Sanctuary and The Mustache Gauntlet. I do not wish playing these 2 death wishes under these restrictions even on my worst enemy... I'm happy you found my video though because I've always enjoyed your no damage runs. Big thanks 😊
over a 1,000 views lol thank you everyone 🫡 I still wish I could resolve the problem with the chapter feature not working in the video to make it more proper to scroll through each level August 19th Update: the chapter feature randomly decided to work LOL. I'm a happy man.
I'm very pleased. As for cosmic snatcher, there aren't many tips I can give apart from trial and error to learn how to properly dodge every single one of his attacks. And even then he is still a tough bastard, and quite unfair sometimes to be honest. I still have no idea how I pulled off a full clear on it to this day I just happened to get extremely lucky lol
This is unbelievable, a true definition of dedication is right here infront of my eyes! i still remember when i told you about this masterpiece a while ago, and now you've accomplished something that i thought it was nearly impossible for anyone to do. i'm so proud of you bro ❤️❤️
My friend I will forever be grateful for you that I got to play this game, 3 years ago I was struggling to even finish one level with hat abilities and now I managed to do every contract without taking a hit. Thank you so much ❤❤
I never mentioned this so I'll write it down here since my description is already at the word limit. The deaths displayed for each death wish are highly inaccurate, since this run was done on my main profile where I've practiced and beaten the entirety of death wish twice, so the death count may seem inconsistent or ridiculously high. And I also somehow forgot to keep track of my actual deaths for this challenge specifically 💀. In hindsight, this run should have been done on an entirely fresh save file to avoid confusion... but oh well. No biggie.
I see, that's good. I actually tried to do this in zero jumps but it wasn't for the video it was a separate challenge, I gave up at the last 2 platforms right before the time piece lol
@@Raiden_ I wouldn’t waste your time… the first jump you have to do, the 2 jumps to get on and off that wall just after the flag platform, and the 2 final platforms are by all means unskippable There is no shot you’re getting this in
@@Something_Kyle Yes I did find a way, by standing on the flowers and repeatedly using the ice hat and diving until hat kid climbs up. This was actually done in 0 jumps all the way back when death wish was first released and a couple of others have done it since then too, I just tried it myself to see if I can pull it off as well lol.
Your dedication is contagious my friend if I never stumbled upon your video I don't ever think I would've ever grown the balls to do it myself. Thank you legend, and good luck on future challenges 😍
Crazy achievement, although im surprised about your top 5 hardest list. Im also surprised how ittle deaths took you all bosses and seal the deal, and how many took you mustache gauntlet and bird sanctuary, I also imagined that wound up windmill would be 2nd after seal the deal, but I guess our opinion is a lot different
@@saxu1183 @saxu1183 Thank you. Honestly I've always been good with the bosses, unlike most I struggled with them the least. Believe me the gauntlet and bird sanctuary under these rules are abysmal, normally they're fine but when you try to do it no hit, both bonuses at once, no time stop to bail you out, its cancer territory. Btw the death count isn't accurate as I have beaten death wish before and instead of doing this challenge on a whole new fresh profile, I did it on my main, I lost track of my deaths for the challenge, but I'm certain bird sanctuary took me the most. For the windmill, its really not bad at all once you get used to the speed of the platforms. I can see why everyone hated it and struggled with it but I just dont find it to be as impossible as everyone does
very cool!!! If you wanted to full clear killing two birds, teratorn's mod technically would make it 'easier' as they attack faster and the timer actually ends as soon as the last boss is killed (unlike current k2b that takes like 3 seconds extra to stop... no im not salty) That would be quite the challenge under this ruleset tho
What I hate about hell statuary is that sometimes I wasn't even killing the birds, heres what happened, I was about to complete the death wish, (on the 43th time) I made one of the egg bombs go off so I quickly ran away but as I was climbing up to reach the time piece the egg exploded causing the birds near it to die also causing me to die.
If I recall correctly, the number of stage lights they drop has been significantly reduced, their HP has been lowered, during phase 1 and the parade phase when they bounce around the arena they now bounce only twice as opposed to 4 times pre-nerf, during the timer phase the saw blades are now laughably easy to dodge post-nerf as they were nerfed heavily. All of these changes were released with the Nyakuza Metro update. Killing Two Birds received the 2nd biggest nerfs just after Ultra Snatcher (the fight at the end of Seal the Deal) which was butchered and is no longer much of a challenge anymore.
@@evenubb Yes Mafia Boss was also nerfed but not as much, sandbags used to fall every second and now they fall every 2-3 seconds I think, and his HP has been lowered and I think that's pretty much it. Mustache Girl has been kept the same. As for why, many players were complaining about the extreme difficulty spike in Death Wish, so when the devs dropped a nerf update for the entire DLC, naturally the bosses were included as people complained about them the most. It's a shame honestly.
@@alexisnicole6858 Nah it didnt take me long to do it for this run, its just that i did this run on my main profile where ive beaten death wish twice before so 80% of my deaths on every death wish arent accurate and i lost track of my actual death count. I should've clarified this in the description
![A Hat in Time - ALL DEATH WISH STAMPS! [No EZ Mode, No Mods, Post-Nerf]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZvYKXABX-bc/mqdefault.jpg)
Mods included (Cosmetics and other tools that don't nerf gameplay):
-"Death Wish ULTIMATE! (v1.6.1)" (Must get mod download NOW):
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-"Pre-Metro Death Wish Bosses": (must get)
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-"Killing Two Birds - Alternate Version (Remix)":
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-"Mustache Girl PLUS (MU+)":
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“WHAT?! YOU’RE NOT DEAD?!”
“This book was useless, I should- sue..” - evil noodle
Jesus Christ, this is something beyond humanity. GG
Woah i didnt think you'd come across this, your videos made me want to get better at the game 🫡
Snatcher: “I know of a boss fight for anyone who’s beyond humanity, I heard if you beat a game way harder than average in a perfect extra hard run, it’ll appear right before your eyes! Might have to dodge millions of bullets right at ya though…”
Snatcher: “This performance is fabulous beyond words, kiddo! You’ve truly and utterly mastered this game! I’m a bit disappointed that my contracts don’t seem to be torturous enough to satisfy you, but you’ve definitely earned my respect! Maybe play a different game and go and fight Inbachi or something, kiddo.”
TH-cam you took WAY too long to recommend this to us
@@drakath5727 indeed but im glad you found it anyway
iraideni I am absolutely baffled just by being able to watch this video in its entirety. having the privilege of watching you pull this off contract by contract was a great experience. your dedication, skill, and determination amazed and inspired me as well as probably many others who will stumble upon this poopsterpiece. i'm so glad to have been part of your journey through the dutch royale discord calls. you truly are the HOTTEST pooper to have ever graced this game
my friend it truly has been a pleasure this challenge was the best thing i have ever done because i got to share my victories and sorrows along side someone else who enjoys the game as much as i do and for that i will forever be grateful 💕
It's impressive enough just beating Cruising for a Bruising. Beating it without taking even a single hit must've been... tedious.
Either way, respect.
While that is true, I actually had fun with cruisin even though I had to be more careful when I sprint so I don't get knocked by the tables or void out. The big culprits were Bird Sanctuary and The Mustache Gauntlet. I do not wish playing these 2 death wishes under these restrictions even on my worst enemy... I'm happy you found my video though because I've always enjoyed your no damage runs. Big thanks 😊
good job byuddy!
@@ShockHat734 thank you 🫡
this is incredibly impressive!! ggs!!!
Snatcher: "I fear no man. But that thing... It scares me."
over a 1,000 views lol thank you everyone 🫡
I still wish I could resolve the problem with the chapter feature not working in the video to make it more proper to scroll through each level
August 19th Update: the chapter feature randomly decided to work LOL. I'm a happy man.
Make it 11,000
@speedymatt1236 it's wild how much this video grew, I am thankful
This is impressive, dang! Nice work!
Thank you Mr. Death Wish I have no idea how you found this video🙏🙏🙏
I love A Hat in Time content like this, this game is one of my favourites instantly when I played it, now I'm struggling on Cosmic Snatcher 😁
I'm very pleased. As for cosmic snatcher, there aren't many tips I can give apart from trial and error to learn how to properly dodge every single one of his attacks. And even then he is still a tough bastard, and quite unfair sometimes to be honest. I still have no idea how I pulled off a full clear on it to this day I just happened to get extremely lucky lol
This is CRAZY!! I'll spend hours on just one death wish and here you are doing them all in the same amount of time. Awesome work!
@@HAllen22 I appreciate it 🙏
Holy shit dude, thats insane👏👏👏
"Did you know? That if you beat all death wishes on the first try. You unlock luigi?" *Snatcher heartfuly lying to you*
as this man always does
This is unbelievable, a true definition of dedication is right here infront of my eyes!
i still remember when i told you about this masterpiece a while ago, and now you've accomplished something that i thought it was nearly impossible for anyone to do.
i'm so proud of you bro ❤️❤️
My friend I will forever be grateful for you that I got to play this game, 3 years ago I was struggling to even finish one level with hat abilities and now I managed to do every contract without taking a hit. Thank you so much ❤❤
I never mentioned this so I'll write it down here since my description is already at the word limit. The deaths displayed for each death wish are highly inaccurate, since this run was done on my main profile where I've practiced and beaten the entirety of death wish twice, so the death count may seem inconsistent or ridiculously high.
And I also somehow forgot to keep track of my actual deaths for this challenge specifically 💀. In hindsight, this run should have been done on an entirely fresh save file to avoid confusion... but oh well. No biggie.
6:43 I actually managed to shave off this jump, bringing it down to 5 jumps needed
Absolutely massive though
I see, that's good. I actually tried to do this in zero jumps but it wasn't for the video it was a separate challenge, I gave up at the last 2 platforms right before the time piece lol
@@Raiden_ I wouldn’t waste your time… the first jump you have to do, the 2 jumps to get on and off that wall just after the flag platform, and the 2 final platforms are by all means unskippable
There is no shot you’re getting this in
Also, you said you gave up at the final 2 platforms… Did you somehow find a way to shave the first three???
@@Something_Kyle Yes I did find a way, by standing on the flowers and repeatedly using the ice hat and diving until hat kid climbs up. This was actually done in 0 jumps all the way back when death wish was first released and a couple of others have done it since then too, I just tried it myself to see if I can pull it off as well lol.
This is actually peak content! GG you deserve it.
@@MonsTerCatita Thank you so much 🤝🏻🤝🏻 I hope you enjoyed it too :)
Woah this is so awesome A Hat in time is a such a great and fun game😊😊
holy moly
Your dedication is contagious my friend if I never stumbled upon your video I don't ever think I would've ever grown the balls to do it myself. Thank you legend, and good luck on future challenges 😍
Crazy achievement, although im surprised about your top 5 hardest list. Im also surprised how ittle deaths took you all bosses and seal the deal, and how many took you mustache gauntlet and bird sanctuary, I also imagined that wound up windmill would be 2nd after seal the deal, but I guess our opinion is a lot different
@@saxu1183 @saxu1183 Thank you. Honestly I've always been good with the bosses, unlike most I struggled with them the least.
Believe me the gauntlet and bird sanctuary under these rules are abysmal, normally they're fine but when you try to do it no hit, both bonuses at once, no time stop to bail you out, its cancer territory.
Btw the death count isn't accurate as I have beaten death wish before and instead of doing this challenge on a whole new fresh profile, I did it on my main, I lost track of my deaths for the challenge, but I'm certain bird sanctuary took me the most. For the windmill, its really not bad at all once you get used to the speed of the platforms. I can see why everyone hated it and struggled with it but I just dont find it to be as impossible as everyone does
Damn thats insane
very cool!!!
If you wanted to full clear killing two birds, teratorn's mod technically would make it 'easier' as they attack faster and the timer actually ends as soon as the last boss is killed
(unlike current k2b that takes like 3 seconds extra to stop... no im not salty)
That would be quite the challenge under this ruleset tho
Yeah I did this before you actually proved it was possible, i think ill still attempt it in my spare time under my rules but no promises though 💀💀
@@Raiden_ I'd try it myself if I wasn't already doing another 1hh deathwish rn
So... did you unlock Luigi?
I did not beat them on my very first attempt, so no :( maybe one day though, a deathless death wish run
What I hate about hell statuary is that sometimes I wasn't even killing the birds, heres what happened, I was about to complete the death wish, (on the 43th time) I made one of the egg bombs go off so I quickly ran away but as I was climbing up to reach the time piece the egg exploded causing the birds near it to die also causing me to die.
@@alexisnicole6858 yep, that's the average bird sanctuary experience alright
You goddamn madman
Thank you, this was worth it but I wouldn't want to do it again 🫠
@@Raiden_ absolutely fair enough
35:16 mission failed, scooter used lol
🤯
so... no luigi?
how was killing two birds nerfed in the update
If I recall correctly, the number of stage lights they drop has been significantly reduced, their HP has been lowered, during phase 1 and the parade phase when they bounce around the arena they now bounce only twice as opposed to 4 times pre-nerf, during the timer phase the saw blades are now laughably easy to dodge post-nerf as they were nerfed heavily.
All of these changes were released with the Nyakuza Metro update.
Killing Two Birds received the 2nd biggest nerfs just after Ultra Snatcher (the fight at the end of Seal the Deal) which was butchered and is no longer much of a challenge anymore.
@@Raiden_ oh nice, was mafia boss or mustache girl nerfed in any way? also did the devs ever provide a reason on why it wa done
@@Raiden_ also, do you have discord? im new to the game (in terms of hours) and theres a few more things i want to ask, can i talk to you there?
@@evenubb Yes Mafia Boss was also nerfed but not as much, sandbags used to fall every second and now they fall every 2-3 seconds I think, and his HP has been lowered and I think that's pretty much it. Mustache Girl has been kept the same.
As for why, many players were complaining about the extreme difficulty spike in Death Wish, so when the devs dropped a nerf update for the entire DLC, naturally the bosses were included as people complained about them the most. It's a shame honestly.
@@evenubb I do have discord you're absolutely welcome to ask anything 👍🏻 my username is th3_raiden
You died 47 times on the great big hootenanny? I beat it on my first try with all the bonus's
@@alexisnicole6858 Nah it didnt take me long to do it for this run, its just that i did this run on my main profile where ive beaten death wish twice before so 80% of my deaths on every death wish arent accurate and i lost track of my actual death count. I should've clarified this in the description
Bro its great 😮
AMAZING!…
Wait what?
Where’s the Luigi?
I didnt complete all of them on my first attempt... 😔
@@Raiden_ NOOOOOOOO
hey, why haven’t you posted in 2 months?
@@JeremiahGaming12345 i dont post anything i only like to post my hardest achievements or something im proud of and i havent been very active lately
@@Raiden_oh ok
so luigi%
luigi% would be beating every contract on the first attempt all stamps, this is just every contract a no damage but not on the first try lol
@@Raiden_ yeah u right my bad dude
cool
Non gd video
@@Raiden_ this got recommended to me
@@gdbros_35 im glad because this video is my magnum opus
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Gg
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