Anthony Jeselnik full show

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  • @markglass9123
    @markglass9123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +588

    Even when you've seen or heard Anthony enough times to know what tenor of jokes to expect, you still won't see the punch line that's coming. That consistent ability to surprise audiences with where any setup will land is comic genius of the highest order. Or severe sociopathy. Or both.

    • @medix1203
      @medix1203 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely a sociopath... But of the highest degree

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bravo on using "tenor" outside of music. Here, take my like.

    • @markglass9123
      @markglass9123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@celiashen5490 Thanks. If you'd ended the second sentence with ", please!", the ghost of Henny Youngman would have smiled.

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markglass9123 Oh, ok. Can I leave the "please" here?

    • @markglass9123
      @markglass9123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@celiashen5490 As you wish.

  • @austinpowell2295
    @austinpowell2295 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    He's honestly one of the greatest comedians out there

    • @laryon
      @laryon ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes and Bill Burr too. Funny guys!

    • @firstlasterson1213
      @firstlasterson1213 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @bobzombie2710
      @bobzombie2710 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@firstlasterson1213 Yea, not everyone understands :)

    • @MrRoundwound
      @MrRoundwound 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I couldn’t get through two minutes of this garbage. You are a doughead

    • @kevinmcdonald951
      @kevinmcdonald951 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@laryon BURR STEALS

  • @JeffSepeta
    @JeffSepeta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Anthony Jeselnik has got to be one of the smartest comedians of all time, deftly pushing the envelope, and the punchlines, over the edge. Utterly Brilliant.

  • @seanpurdom6380
    @seanpurdom6380 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This guy's writing and his delivery to his material is absolutely perfect every time!

  • @interstitialist4227
    @interstitialist4227 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I've heard Anthony do all these jokes before, at least once, and they still crack me up every time. That's what great timing does for a comedian.

  • @ginberlykickit731
    @ginberlykickit731 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The dad belt shooting heroine was funny as fuck

  • @Gustardust
    @Gustardust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Anthony Jeselnik is a genius. He picks the most horrible things and makes a great joke!

  • @samuelL.mackin
    @samuelL.mackin 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I love every standup this guy does 😂

  • @RelentlessOhiox
    @RelentlessOhiox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    For anyone wondering this was hailed in 2010 as the best comedy album of the year by many outlets. 👌

    • @jamiegallant6797
      @jamiegallant6797 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      0

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This isn't a comedy album. How many times is he telling the crowd a "last" joke? It's chopped up all shitty too.

    • @Scratchingforcash
      @Scratchingforcash 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@macethorns1168yeah, I agree with you on that one.

    • @kristophermyers8676
      @kristophermyers8676 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@macethorns1168it is a comedy album and it was released by comedy central and google does exist.

    • @savage22bolt32
      @savage22bolt32 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This guy is a cross between Steven Wright & George Carlin!

  • @cip7068
    @cip7068 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    His Comedy Central stand up is absolute gold .... funniest thing I've ever seen

  • @russmaster
    @russmaster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    This guy is a straight up savage and I love him for that

  • @nancymadore4292
    @nancymadore4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    He's got such a great delivery.

  • @jajasniewski
    @jajasniewski ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Just take a deep breath, and finish cleaning my apartment.”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @israelbenitez6346
    @israelbenitez6346 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    every joke punches you in the face, I LOVE IT

    • @glennaschulz9956
      @glennaschulz9956 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or the gut. I love watching the reactions of the audience. Like, "Am I 'allowed' to laugh at the horror of these hilarious, twisted jokes"? Yes, please! 🏴‍☠

    • @edwardgarner2798
      @edwardgarner2798 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed
      Lovely person
      Deep Humor

  • @ericwright3579
    @ericwright3579 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    One of the greatest realest comics out. Raw truth

  • @maushardt13
    @maushardt13 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    I listen to this every couple months and it never gets old

  • @irenahanlon
    @irenahanlon ปีที่แล้ว +42

    He truly is a comedic genius. I just love him!

  • @alphakennyone8
    @alphakennyone8 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This special is legendary

  • @anthonymartinez8854
    @anthonymartinez8854 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    No dramatic storytelling, no pandering, just straight comedy. One liner after one liner. I love Anthony 😂

  • @ImAustinTopham
    @ImAustinTopham 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    So cool to see how far he's come. Saw him live on his last tour after waiting 7 years - worth every penny.

  • @slaphead8835
    @slaphead8835 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jeselnik is one of the really good comics out there.

  • @bannedbycommieyoutube5time920
    @bannedbycommieyoutube5time920 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    His comedy is very unique, shock value x1000.

  • @TheTexorcist68
    @TheTexorcist68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "TRUST ME BUDDY..." 🤣

  • @aaronricobene247
    @aaronricobene247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I've listened to this album for at least like 5 times and these jokes never get old

    • @_owo
      @_owo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      especially cancer jokes

    • @JaimeBlanco666
      @JaimeBlanco666 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like kids with cancer

    • @macethorns1168
      @macethorns1168 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you listen to it in random order like this shitty upload?

  • @murlocmasher3368
    @murlocmasher3368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Can’t believe they took this off Spotify, I will never forgive them for this

    • @hannesbolman4710
      @hannesbolman4710 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is on Spotify right now right? At least some of His content

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah well SPOTIFY isn't known for good business decisions lately LOL

    • @hannesbolman4710
      @hannesbolman4710 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@joeyzuber117 what do you mean ?

    • @joeyzuber117
      @joeyzuber117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hannesbolman4710 sorry I didn't see that he was still on it.... I was thinking he was removed like the comment said. And also the crap they are giving Joe Rogan trying to cancel him. I didn't see the post that said Anthony was still on it. I love this guy.

    • @murlocmasher3368
      @murlocmasher3368 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hannesbolman4710 yeah he kept his thoughts and prayers special. But Shakespeare and Caligula were removed ☹️

  • @bengold7942
    @bengold7942 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Sexual harasssment’s a problem let’s talk about it.”
    I don’t why but that line makes me laugh 😂

  • @patriotpride16t
    @patriotpride16t 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I love how he’ll set up a joke, then completely twist the punchline we were thinking, then hitting us with a punchline we were not expecting!
    He’s definitely in the top 10 Standup goats off all time!

  • @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix
    @NativeIntelligenceCheckMyDJmix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OMG, new material to me, yay!!! been Jonesin for a show since Fire and Thoughts.....Happy to backtrack thanks for posting this.... didn't know it existed. just starting video, sounds like Classic Anthony.

    • @outhousephilosophies3992
      @outhousephilosophies3992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same this guy is a genius hope he brings out something new soon

    • @1ashanahan
      @1ashanahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/G5X2gfhMJdE/w-d-xo.html

  • @mistymeaner1753
    @mistymeaner1753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This was a great one!
    I'm a huge fan of Jeselnic, but I hadn't heard these before!

  • @jasoncecala757
    @jasoncecala757 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He's one of the best to do it. His setups are legendary.

  • @rickwhitson2804
    @rickwhitson2804 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Absolutely the best out there. Awesome 👍

  • @TheWriterNW
    @TheWriterNW ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This guy is my favorite comedian along with Bill Burr!

    • @josephperrotta5143
      @josephperrotta5143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like burr he is
      Little hyped though

    • @refuse2Btools
      @refuse2Btools 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@josephperrotta5143Sir Burr struggled for many years to get the credit he deserved. His bitterness was the stone that put the edge on his razor wit. The mainstream success makes it seem like a performance, scripted.

    • @vinnieboombotz399
      @vinnieboombotz399 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I used to really like Bill Burr but then he got woke. His wife, who's a really big SJW, has had a major influence on his recent comedy. He should stay away from the political stuff and stick with what made him famous.

  • @pennywisethedancingclown4024
    @pennywisethedancingclown4024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The “your name is Oldg?” takes me out every time

  • @mikepartridge339
    @mikepartridge339 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Just seen him in Chicago 9.22.23.
    Still hitting the mark after 20years🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Absolutely brilliant set! Thanks for the video.

  • @ooolrait
    @ooolrait 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Over the years I've listened this through several times and I still laugh out loud with tears. The punchlines are so well crafted, you can visualise everything on the joke and while you process the visuals, you laugh even more.
    Remarkable writing and delivery.

  • @philstone3859
    @philstone3859 วันที่ผ่านมา

    His pacing and delivery are on point.

  • @chrisgill239
    @chrisgill239 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is the funniest stand up I’ve ever heard

  • @OfficialVoidWork
    @OfficialVoidWork ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Favourite comedian.

  • @slimeruthlessroyals1026
    @slimeruthlessroyals1026 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    He’s our favorite comedian. I mean the worlds.

  • @1ashanahan
    @1ashanahan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    " I don't care who your favorite comedian is...,you're about to trade up." -A.J.

  • @Aphercotropes
    @Aphercotropes ปีที่แล้ว +12

    And that's why Anthony Jeselnik will never get a "Me Too" style cancellation...
    Dead babies don't talk.

  • @mikescott3256
    @mikescott3256 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I’m seeing him tonight in Seattle! Second row center!!!

    • @urbanesasquatch
      @urbanesasquatch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it was awesome. I'm also in Seattle.

  • @dude117ification
    @dude117ification ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I need to see this stand up lol

  • @stanconya4393
    @stanconya4393 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Perfect timing! Genuis!!!!

  • @sullyfox4993
    @sullyfox4993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    @6:36 Did you hear that, Will & Jada Smith? Hear it. Learn it. Live it.

  • @lewisfender318
    @lewisfender318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The ultimate bait and switcher

  • @mikewright2858
    @mikewright2858 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Easily one of the greatest comics ever IMO.

  • @BeatlesFan1975
    @BeatlesFan1975 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The best stand up I've ever heard. Ever😅

  • @NetCerpher
    @NetCerpher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    “ People that are offended by jokes are stupid “

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The blackest cerebral comic on the circuit. Savage.

  • @designlife4living547
    @designlife4living547 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    His humor is slick, New York suave; he’s so sure of himself, he just knows people are going to laugh; he’s not at all nervous as he knows he’s killing... he makes me sick to my stomach.

    • @shardsofteeth
      @shardsofteeth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      thats his schtic hes a freaking cool guy in person really kind hearted

    • @anteandrovic
      @anteandrovic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      people like you make him sick

    • @Stierenkloot
      @Stierenkloot ปีที่แล้ว

      Wat

  • @joeyzuber117
    @joeyzuber117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I can't imagine a mind that comes up with these perfect dark comedy bits. He's a genius

    • @rickgilmore836
      @rickgilmore836 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      .

    • @dougrobertson1434
      @dougrobertson1434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I come up with, this same shit, all the time. People think I'm screwed, i think I'm fucked....

    • @monokaoz2090
      @monokaoz2090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@dougrobertson1434 You're not screwed no worry, you are just looking for atention :)

    • @outhousephilosophies3992
      @outhousephilosophies3992 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dougrobertson1434 bro start making content you’d be surprised how many of us would find it hilarious

    • @gregcoomler8932
      @gregcoomler8932 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      9

  • @simonmacek9009
    @simonmacek9009 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Omg i love this guy

  • @rockbottomcycles4526
    @rockbottomcycles4526 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Challenge : lift weights while listening to Anthony jeselnik

  • @akimm90
    @akimm90 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Option #3 should have been:
    The best part about Great Barrington, Massachusetts, is that when I come back, this joke will be to an all new crowd

  • @ilovemybuddythunder
    @ilovemybuddythunder 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Big jeselnik fan i love how he can tell a joke you think you're gonna be able to tell what the punch line is but its something you don't see coming

  • @Alexskateboards10
    @Alexskateboards10 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed this hard and I’m not even 7 minutes in yet

    • @Nayo68
      @Nayo68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats called Altzheimer

  • @mahlonedwards6826
    @mahlonedwards6826 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The king of dark humor. Anthony Jeselnik. Like.No.Other.

  • @jbevan4411
    @jbevan4411 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Comedy legend 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well, if I'm going to watch Jeselnik I had better go sit on the toilet. 😂 Dude makes me roar until I shit.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Dark Humor was a person

  • @tcknapp1984
    @tcknapp1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He's a living legend

  • @JB-nl7gh
    @JB-nl7gh ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Took my younger brother to see his Fire in the Maternity Ward tour and it was hilarious

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how you put all the tracks out of order to escape copyright 😁👍

  • @kevincampbell2032
    @kevincampbell2032 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's like norm Macdonald meets Louis Anderson, I love this shit SO much, thank you 😊 ❤️

  • @hannabis80
    @hannabis80 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    My only complaint is I blame him for Amy Schumer. Back when they were dating you could tell he was writing a lot of her material and then they split up but it was too late she was already gaining popularity and then she ran out of jokes and had to resort to stealing from other comics.

    • @Brian-zb5ct
      @Brian-zb5ct ปีที่แล้ว

      She’s garbage

    • @nobodyspecial891
      @nobodyspecial891 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amy is a waste of air🤢

    • @senorfrog5605
      @senorfrog5605 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ew… what? He dated Schumer? Is that why he makes so many dead baby jokes? Like what if amy’s parents would have just gotten abortion?

    • @hondahatch3460
      @hondahatch3460 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      So she was never talented enough to be a comedian right? Just a presenter of telling other people's jokes. Hhhmmm.

    • @estebanrivera4786
      @estebanrivera4786 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I think the worst thing he did was date Amy Schumer altogether lol

  • @samuelbonaccorso9969
    @samuelbonaccorso9969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This guy is dead ass serious funny. 🤣 This guy should be the next best thing in comedy for sure.

    • @HeyIwasaValedictorian
      @HeyIwasaValedictorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's been around nearly 20 yrs

    • @chuckwolf1ag
      @chuckwolf1ag 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out the jeselnik offensive it was his show before being cancelled fucking gold

    • @joeroscoe10117
      @joeroscoe10117 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The next best thing? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-rm4vk6tr3j
      @user-rm4vk6tr3j ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol this set is 12 years old

    • @r.p.mcmurphy6623
      @r.p.mcmurphy6623 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude...the next best thing? He's been around forever!

  • @angelpup4767
    @angelpup4767 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Hahaha this guy doesn't just cross the line he obliterates it, Hilarious comic 😂😂😂

  • @marcborror4842
    @marcborror4842 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This guy is the Montgomery Burns of comedy. Even when he tries to act serious or say something good, it all ends up sideways. Stay frosty, Anthony, you're always killing it.

  • @seanwalker1972
    @seanwalker1972 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That bit about his mate picking up girls had me laugh out loud fr

  • @katyrowe3923
    @katyrowe3923 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was really good

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's all about the delivery of hypothetical objectionable situations

  • @JimmyDeLocke
    @JimmyDeLocke ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I want the t-shirt that says World's Greatest Dad semi-finalist

  • @wastedShaman
    @wastedShaman ปีที่แล้ว

    @Jason Wow, you know so much about that inner circle of comedians. When is your special dropping?

  • @Pwnagotchi-0
    @Pwnagotchi-0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love this

  • @nevenblanchard5728
    @nevenblanchard5728 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "My body is a temple, but only because it hates Palestine" that was a funny one. Nicely snuck in there😂

  • @wburke121
    @wburke121 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love that whenever his mother is in the joke, you see where he gets his humor from. 😆

  • @dildonicplague
    @dildonicplague ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm going to see him next week. He's my favorite right behind Carlin. Can't wait. Gonna be so good to see new material.

    • @h.hholmes.492
      @h.hholmes.492 ปีที่แล้ว

      Upload his video on your channel so I wouldn't bother searching his shows on porn websites

    • @dildonicplague
      @dildonicplague ปีที่แล้ว

      I can't record his material lol

    • @dildonicplague
      @dildonicplague ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sure he's about to release a special. He's touring a lot probably working out his new material.

  • @seanreilly6819
    @seanreilly6819 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hilarious. I love this guy. 🤣🤣😄

  • @tonyblair3569
    @tonyblair3569 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuck, yeah buddy!😂😂😂❤

  • @user-em5qh9he6e
    @user-em5qh9he6e วันที่ผ่านมา

    He has renewed my hope for America

  • @paulpiasta9532
    @paulpiasta9532 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this dude

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20:12 “but it was the way he said it” 😂 😂

  • @daandemeyer1708
    @daandemeyer1708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “You gotta be an owl wearing a graduation cap to get that joke”
    What? 😅

    • @horndogrob
      @horndogrob ปีที่แล้ว

      Tootsie pop commercial

  • @daryncasale
    @daryncasale ปีที่แล้ว

    I wanted to subscribe..
    But that’s perfect

  • @NatandGeorge
    @NatandGeorge ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came to this not expecting to like him, but I love it! I was just displeased that Amy Schumer's out of circulation & he did it! Funny guy with the great unexpected punchline/twist.

  • @ericjue7216
    @ericjue7216 ปีที่แล้ว

    Full blown no chill! Comedy perfection

  • @ronniejdio9411
    @ronniejdio9411 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fans of prowrestling understand his act. He is full tilt heel

  • @cmfort2696
    @cmfort2696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Shark Party!

  • @garyjohnson3081
    @garyjohnson3081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy is a genius!!

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 ปีที่แล้ว

    Top 5 greatest comedy albums ever

  • @michaelmcgrath5032
    @michaelmcgrath5032 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His delivery makes you question if some of them are true or not

  • @ritawood2772
    @ritawood2772 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He is a masterly genius.

  • @hxthead
    @hxthead 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this guy

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:37 *ATTN:Will Smith and his son’s friend’s girlfriend.*
    PS, C u next Tuesday Jada!

  • @Pikapew
    @Pikapew ปีที่แล้ว +3

    OLG, like old with a G 😂

  • @rockodibiase6805
    @rockodibiase6805 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's a modern-day Don rickles

  • @newyorkayanna
    @newyorkayanna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    yesss to babyproofing lmao!

  • @Launchpad1892
    @Launchpad1892 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Funny how Dave Chappell is getting "canceled" but nothing (that I've heard) about Anthony. That's how ya know it's all but hurt Bullshit...Love them both!!!