Anthony Jeselnik Roasts Roseanne HD UNEDITED

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  • @trappsouldonley2709
    @trappsouldonley2709 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    You can tell he is genuinely pleased that Rosanne is laughing at his roasts

    • @peted7891
      @peted7891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      His legit smile says it all

    • @BitsofJoshua
      @BitsofJoshua 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Regardless of politics, she'll always be remembered as a titan of comedy

    • @JeffKopis
      @JeffKopis 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Somebody had to.

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Rosanne and Fisher look like they can be related

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      She's the only one that was a good sport about it. She's a real comic not some fragile Hollywood actor

  • @iantruax17
    @iantruax17 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    To paraphrase the late great Patrice O’Neil, comedy isnt everyone laughing, it’s getting half the room to laugh and the half to be horrified, and Anthony is great at that.

    • @jackodonnell5821
      @jackodonnell5821 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody knows him, and nobody should. He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter, his whole demeanor. And you just wanna go, 'Shut the fuck up, and bring me my giant turkey leg you fucking nothing'. - Patrice O'Neal

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      to paraphrase Anthony talking about Patrice, "youre so fat you deep fry your fingernails to bite them."

    • @PlatypusPlessisLips
      @PlatypusPlessisLips 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Patrice was a lump of diabetes

    • @Rf201njfam
      @Rf201njfam 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You can't put him and Patrice O'neal in the same sentence or category. AJ's jokes on this roast seemed like he wrote them during commercial break.

    • @ThePeoplesScamp
      @ThePeoplesScamp 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      they burried patrice in 6 caskets... he was that fat. he died watching gary coleman ... diffrent strokes

  • @williamhornabrook8081
    @williamhornabrook8081 2 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I love how much Gilbert laughed at that crazy joke about him.

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It's not a joke. These people are sick

    • @mythocrat
      @mythocrat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      it is not just a joke, it is a roast.

    • @vinnyrex
      @vinnyrex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude has an amazing sense of humor.

    • @Fleeto2006
      @Fleeto2006 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tas4u93 snowflake feelings hurt? aw

    • @tom_reagan
      @tom_reagan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That was a perfect joke for Gilbert, he’s got a sick sense of humor too.

  • @GuryWullums
    @GuryWullums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    That Ryan Dunn joke was fucking brutal but to cap it off she has to say "I got death threats last year" making the joke 1000 times better.

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Did they date or something? Is there something the layman is missing?

    • @kimcho773
      @kimcho773 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Toe Tagger H yes they did, but that have nothing to do with this. It was refering to the last roast where Amy Schumer made a joke about wishing steve o dead instead of ryan dunn, and steve o didnt take it too well and i guess some fan got angry with Amy Schumer

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @kim cho thanks for the reply Kim 👍

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah he likely wrote that 'joke' for her

    • @chuco915C
      @chuco915C ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@russell-gt1dydamn you prolly right it’s his stench all over it now that I think about it

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +958

    "I don't wanna drudge up any old wounds.... but your father famously abandoned you...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Meadow Pinkelle congrats, you're starting to understand the joke

    • @Drifter-fx4pn
      @Drifter-fx4pn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wasn't even funny, just a grubby barb

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Drifter-fx4pn good thing comedy is subjective

    • @craigjones667
      @craigjones667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Man that was like a left hook from 20 year old tyson right to the jaw..

    • @ronlee6590
      @ronlee6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nothing at that roast, including Gilbert Gottfried's crucifixion of Carrie Fisher, (how can ya'll overlook Affleck) comes close to when Gilbert disemboweled Robin Quivers.
      Missing Greg Giraldo.

  • @THEMUDBUSTERS4
    @THEMUDBUSTERS4 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I remember his first roast and I was like “who is this guy?” He’s clearly very well-known now and is a great example of nothing being off limits in comedy which is how it should be. I love that every time he does a roast they still act like we don’t know who he is.

  • @skepticalobserver7484
    @skepticalobserver7484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +621

    A big part of what made that roast so fun was Roseanne loving it and laughing her ass off.

    • @bradwest4821
      @bradwest4821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bob Sagat also laughed his ass off, and it made it so great

    • @skepticalobserver7484
      @skepticalobserver7484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bradwest4821 true!!

    • @brianingell3174
      @brianingell3174 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      well, other than the incest joke as that shit ain't funny per jada...er roseanne's face. (of course, how could you know?)

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She was a great sport, one of the best I've seen. Her outfit was incredible too 😄

    • @skepticalobserver7484
      @skepticalobserver7484 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bernlin2000 she really did look amazing.

  • @Nick-zu9sn
    @Nick-zu9sn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    He absolutely killed it. One thing you have to give Roseanne from that Roast, NO ONE laughed at the brutal jokes aimed at her more than SHE did. She truly loved it.

    • @geoffreybergeron4493
      @geoffreybergeron4493 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's an adverse reaction. Each laugh saying " you fuckin bastard!!!!" 🤣 the fact

    • @Guppusmaximus
      @Guppusmaximus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it would be an honor to get roasted by the likes of Jeselnik, Gottfried and Giraldo. I would imagine it's like when Weird Al Yankovic wants to parody your song.

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brutal jokes? Like "walking on eggshells because you couldn't stop eating eggs"? That's 3rd grade humor. None of it was even remotely funny.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto "Boo, bitches, Boo."

    • @tjsarcher7221
      @tjsarcher7221 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto he didn't mean only from jeselnik dummy, all of them from everyone.

  • @jackpotjoey8828
    @jackpotjoey8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    His goal is always to make people cringe and shake their head… and he succeeds each time

    • @alabarjhoni9742
      @alabarjhoni9742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      which is why he is garbage. oooh he said something "inappropriate"....how edgy lol. what a hack.

    • @jarredslama5602
      @jarredslama5602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@alabarjhoni9742 - Obviously you are a fan otherwise you wouldn’t be watching and commenting. Despite what some pencil dick like you thinks he’s one of the best roasters and his specials are among the best.

    • @EndreyMusic
      @EndreyMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@alabarjhoni9742 He's usually better than this tbh

    • @jackpotjoey8828
      @jackpotjoey8828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@alabarjhoni9742 most comedians are inappropriate. Richard Prior and George Carlin paved that road but it was just shock value. Jeselnik isn’t hacking anyone since he’s not copying anyone’s style. He’s not going for shock, he’s going for blood and tears.

    • @zk97383
      @zk97383 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay Dee yeah they suck

  • @qzuentinwatts6607
    @qzuentinwatts6607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1201

    How do you follow up a Ryan Dunn dying joke? A John Ritter Dying joke. Anthony is too pure for this world.

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      He may have literally killed Carrie Fisher.

    • @sammobleyscottsdalerealtor6985
      @sammobleyscottsdalerealtor6985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry I was thinking the same thing.

    • @jasonarno9560
      @jasonarno9560 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry lol what

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I keep wondering why his career didn't soar. Then it hits me. He came up right when cancel culture & PC language got out of hand.
      What has he got if he can't be mean?

    • @vibecat4899
      @vibecat4899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Choose Carefully - it’s a genre: Insult Comedy. why are you watching any part of a roast if you hate the entire genre?

  • @mageofthestorm1
    @mageofthestorm1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I mean it's a roast, but God damn this guy puts daggers in hearts. He lightened up with Rosanne. The rest got slaughtered.

    • @pointysidedown
      @pointysidedown วันที่ผ่านมา

      He didn't roast Schumer, his ex-girlfriend

  • @kactusjaxson2965
    @kactusjaxson2965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "every episode I've seen is like watching a 3rd tower collapse" 💀

    • @marklewen9384
      @marklewen9384 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      3 towers DID collapse .

    • @degenerate82
      @degenerate82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@marklewen9384 lol was looking for this comment, unbelievable that this isn't common knowledge

    • @danerook
      @danerook 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@degenerate82It is common knowledge

    • @user-px9gy6pu2y
      @user-px9gy6pu2y 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      tower 1,2, 7

    • @thedrzoidberg4559
      @thedrzoidberg4559 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Jesus Christ you morons BUILDING 7 wasn't a tower.

  • @nickbyrd1027
    @nickbyrd1027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    That gastric bypass joke was so much better than the reaction it got 😂

    • @medicaded698
      @medicaded698 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It got a round of applause..

    • @michaeldonoghue9015
      @michaeldonoghue9015 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@medicaded698Cheesecake Factory joke was killer too

  • @BlackBarney
    @BlackBarney 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    the unedited version is awesome. You can feel the uneasiness which makes all the jokes so much better.

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Would be ten times better if he didn’t cuck for Amy Schumer

    • @BennHaze
      @BennHaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where can I see that?

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm old fashioned, I'd have made the jokes much better by writing better jokes.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s terrible and not funny at all.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Seymour Kitty I agree. He is terrible.

  • @wparke1
    @wparke1 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love how every comedian on the panel was laughing and everyone else acted offended

  • @corporalclegg914
    @corporalclegg914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    5:20 - he got the trademark ‘Roseanne’ laugh out of her before he was done with the punchline. she knew where he was going & was already there. best joke

  • @chasedavis3367
    @chasedavis3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Rest easy Gilbert! You were a true legend! ❤️

    • @chargerfan2
      @chargerfan2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Gilbert should have been arrested after that roast, for absolutely murdering Roseanne. Such a loss.

    • @kyledavidson8712
      @kyledavidson8712 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LEGEND!

    • @Kr0N05
      @Kr0N05 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup, "Everybody forgets about the tail!"

    • @rhovey1059
      @rhovey1059 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And Greg Giraldo

  • @emmanuelmedina5535
    @emmanuelmedina5535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    As a fan of Whose Line, that "uppity slave" line had me dying. 😂🤣
    Roseanne was a good sport though. Love her laugh.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wayne Brady was the meanest person is this clip. What he was doing to Jeselnik was trying to cut him off at the knees after and shake him so he’d misdeliver his next joke. Wayne seems like a cool guy, but to do this at roast is bad form.

    • @htime9119
      @htime9119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheChupacabra What?

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@htime9119 at 4:30. “That was good, that was good, that was good right,” said with sarcasm. It’s the comedian version of yelling “NOT FUNNY!” Just kind of a b*^+# move

    • @Stooole85
      @Stooole85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheChupacabra Man ,he is sincere. You obviously don't know how to read faces.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Stooole85 Wayne knows how to “Yes And” someone and how to F with them. That was the later

  • @BoomerG21
    @BoomerG21 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how uncomfortable this crowd is. Dude is a legend.

  • @BestNewsClips
    @BestNewsClips ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Extremely underrated comedian. Dry sarcastic humor is what keeps us in our lane. You're never too rich & famous to be mad fun of mercilessly 😊

    • @thebendu33
      @thebendu33 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well, he has 2 Netflix specials, I wouldn't call him underrated.

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    No one stings like Jeselnik. He’s so brilliant crazy and fearless.

    • @DannyP-dm1pw
      @DannyP-dm1pw 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Greg Giraldo

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Greg Geraldo is the roast king. Him telling Jeff Foxworthy that he looks like Magnum PI with AIDS still makes me laugh

  • @pwcho50
    @pwcho50 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    Big ups to Roseanne. She knows how to take a joke and is a great sport about it. She is a comedy legend. Anthony is a class act. Great roast!

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She talks the talk
      She gotta walk that walk.

    • @mismissy
      @mismissy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is a joke. Might as well laugh at it

    • @glennduke5853
      @glennduke5853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mismissy Roseanne can do it though! I am a fan.

    • @joshythehand2960
      @joshythehand2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mismissy a joke.. you mean one of the most successful, self made , women in history? Funny how libs forget her show actually had the first lesbian kiss in tv, 2 gay weddings, their best friends were black.. and please look up the congresswoman she was reffering to. That chick 100% looks like zira from planet of the apes. And fyi.. the apes in planet of the apes represent white people.

    • @ericryanyawl9401
      @ericryanyawl9401 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She.Is.Insane.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I just love watching Jeselnik and wondering how many people know his style, and how many people don't.

    • @tonyhughes110
      @tonyhughes110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said on his special "Thoughts And Prayers" that he believes he's one of the best comedians of all time, and I don't disagree with him.

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Everyone gets nervous when Anthony takes the stand at a roast. And rightfully so.

  • @larrytowe6672
    @larrytowe6672 2 ปีที่แล้ว +752

    Anthony's comedy is absolutely brutal, you actually feel guilty at times for listening to this guy LOL.

    • @alabarjhoni9742
      @alabarjhoni9742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      if you're a wimp maybe. these jokes are so weak. oooh he said something inappropriate...how edgy lol. i thought i'd give this guy a chance. it is awful. anyone could come up with these things. an uncle raped you. towers falling. that's all you got?

    • @cuivre2004
      @cuivre2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@alabarjhoni9742 Give us one of your "edgy jokes", Alabar.

    • @careful...Icarus
      @careful...Icarus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Its his cadence and slightly removed demeanor that elevate the material. Very surgical in his strikes.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alabarjhoni9742 same comment, again. Your fake name is as dumb as your comment.

    • @rCali-zm2es
      @rCali-zm2es 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alabarjhoni9742 yea I was waiting to laugh and his delivery is trash too, I was waiting for it to get better but he kept the same momentum and energy.
      The gastric bypass joke was pretty decent than that dry thank you at the end was just icing on the crap cake he assembled. This was recommended gave it a shot now, I know not to click on his vids from now on.

  • @kyleterry7671
    @kyleterry7671 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The way he delivers his jokes the calmness and just the cockiness is so damn appealing... One of the most underrated comics out there

  • @LarryNewman69
    @LarryNewman69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    Not a huge fan of Roseanne however I love when people can laugh at people making fun of them. Made her seem much more likable!

    • @justinjc1939
      @justinjc1939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      She's a comedian before anything else. She has to have a good sense of humor :)

    • @LarryNewman69
      @LarryNewman69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@justinjc1939 you're right. I just found her self laughter to be awesome.

    • @Shifty1940
      @Shifty1940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Roseanne is awesome. Probably the richest sitcom up until that point with depth of characters, setting and adherence to continuity. I don’t know how much she had a hand in that but almost certainly hired the right people that could.

    • @CalmDownJack
      @CalmDownJack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she rocks. why even specify that ur not a huge fan of her who cares

    • @topcover7390
      @topcover7390 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah agree on all points.

  • @modest_mind2526
    @modest_mind2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Roasanne is such a hardcore comic, she laughed genuinely to every joke at her expense.

    • @Wraithlen
      @Wraithlen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well she probably didn't understand most of them.

  • @MedroffYT
    @MedroffYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    “I got death threats last year” funniest off the cuff thing she’s said anywhere ever.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      That she didn't steal

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      can you explain it to me? I dont know who ryan dunn is or the relationship to Amy

    • @tylerb7964
      @tylerb7964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@Augfordpdoggie Ryan Dunn was a member of the Jackass cast that died back in 2011. Amy Schumer and Steve-O were both on the Roast of Charlie Sheen shortly after Dunn’s death and Schumer made a joke about it and Steve-O was visibly upset. She received a lot of backlash and death threats from the general public for the joke because Ryan Dunn was a beloved Jackass member

    • @tylerb7964
      @tylerb7964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@Augfordpdoggie Anthony Jeselnick was dating Schumer and I guess this was his attempt at standing up for her. Didn’t really go over well because she was already unlikeable with or without the joke she made

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tylerb7964 ok I appreciate it

  • @Canttouchthis04
    @Canttouchthis04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Anthony is one of the funniest comics of our time, it's a shame he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves. His delivery and cadence are top notch.

    • @garryleavy2028
      @garryleavy2028 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Correct. He'll never be main stream because he's too funny and edgy. The PC crowd would be out with their cancel card in not iem...

    • @PatrikNilsson1
      @PatrikNilsson1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What?! He's extremely well known an successful, what are you talking about?

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's had three Netflix specials. I hope he doesn't get that big. He will be stuck in some unfunny shitcom like Tim Allen.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gottfried:(

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Slams Amy Schumer... legend

  • @930tomp
    @930tomp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Not his best work, but the Cheesecake Factory joke killed.

    • @EndreyMusic
      @EndreyMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly what i was thinking too

    • @Dave_Dot_Executable
      @Dave_Dot_Executable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Personally I woulda gone with "Tom Arnold, John Goodman, and The Burger King."

  • @SilentBob731
    @SilentBob731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Jeselnik is one of the best comedians working today, and perfect for roasts.

  • @zacharyevans948
    @zacharyevans948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The egg joke sounds like something Norm would write

  • @jergervasi3331
    @jergervasi3331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    If you don’t make at least half the audience groan or gasp, you aren’t roasting properly. Anthony slays.

  • @realitycheck5383
    @realitycheck5383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    you know what makes jeselnik happy? all of those moans when he makes his jokes. i mean, hes got huge balls to make those comments! also, he didnt want to do these roast anymore, so his way of sticking it to comedy central was make everyone uncomfortable. by the way.... he won.

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I doubt very much he was happy w his performance here or how it went.

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AJ is unpredictable. I like that. There are so few surprises in comedy now

    • @Tyan_Nahts
      @Tyan_Nahts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HockeyNationHD I don't think he change that much about it honestly. His average joke is usually harsher than what you hear during these things and most people aren't able to see the funny. He is not an everyone kind of comic and if not already a fan of his it's unlikely he will appeal to someone new, especially at a roast. He knows that and either way he gets paid the same.

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tyan_Nahts I think he would change a lot about it. Like write much funnier jokes and deliver them better. I have liked Jeselnik elsewhere, this is a bad set.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luckily everyone knew what he was going to say before he said it.

  • @KingKook
    @KingKook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    The thing about Jeselnik's jokes is they sound heartlessly vicious-even sociopathic-but their humor comes almost entirely from the shock and surprise of their clever, unexpected twist punchlines, and much less from their dark, nasty themes. It's his fun with the elegant, efficient structure of the joke that comes thru. 😀👹🤪

    • @STB_666
      @STB_666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Much like Hedberg ... paraprosdokian king. ❤️🤣

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Thanks for explaining humor to us, chief. 🙄

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dustomatic The thing about your response is... 😂🤣😅😒

    • @twizaa
      @twizaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      either you're clever enough to make people laugh or you're not. but don't try to pass low hanging fruit shock punchlines off as being too genius for the room to understand. he is just not funny.

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's so great being able to share our deepest hopes and desires in this very private personal way. 🤘😃

  • @purpleheartsofficial
    @purpleheartsofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    i love how you hear amy in the background say "i got death threats last year" hahahaha

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      The stupid bimbo felt so sorry for herself lmmfao.

    • @kingdingaling413
      @kingdingaling413 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@chilliecheesecake I mean it was a fucking joke

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      The best part is how he keeps going without even acknowledging her

    • @BrandonHeat243
      @BrandonHeat243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@tas4u93 I think she was literally his girlfriend when they were filming this.

    • @angrydalailama6089
      @angrydalailama6089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@BrandonHeat243 nah, I think they were already split. She looked pissed at him from jump.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Something about Roseannes laugh makes me laugh, I know she’s been “canceled” or whatever the hell they call it now, but I still enjoy watching old Roseannes episodes.

    • @SpotownProductions
      @SpotownProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too, its a comfort show for me I love it.

    • @BasicFolders
      @BasicFolders 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That show was never the same without her.

    • @thomasgriffin2326
      @thomasgriffin2326 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It sure is obnoxious

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    not his best but still savage. the gastric bypass joke was fucking hilarious

    • @toddp.5185
      @toddp.5185 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Was thinking the same, not his best roast, but Anthony on an “off night” still kills. I feel like the vibe of the CC roasts changed when they sat everyone in this circle setting. It just seems weird. Put the roaster up front, guest of honor in the middle, and everyone else to the side.

    • @pasco1182
      @pasco1182 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i don’t get that joke what does beat it mean

    • @faw9148
      @faw9148 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pasco1182 that she's still not thin

    • @pasco1182
      @pasco1182 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@faw9148 oh okay ty

  • @itisijeeemus4036
    @itisijeeemus4036 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Good lord how did I ever miss this. Thank you so much for posting this. He’s a national treasure.

  • @faczia
    @faczia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I luv him because many of his zingers have a built-in delayed reaction . . .

    • @toolrammsteindeftones
      @toolrammsteindeftones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He seemed off here. Not sure if it was the crowd or what

    • @AmeenAhmed1105
      @AmeenAhmed1105 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@toolrammsteindeftones Yea, shitty crowd.

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jeselnik is a class act. His one liners are crafted with the same skill and deadliness of a ninja's poison tipped dart.

  • @jonathancarpenter399
    @jonathancarpenter399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    This is great. No cuts..you can hear how he destroys and it'd awkward

  • @akeffo
    @akeffo ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Anthony is the bomb. I’ve seen him twice and never disappoints.

    • @outerlimit1999
      @outerlimit1999 ปีที่แล้ว

      Missed opportunity to say "Anthony is the bomb. I've seen him kill twice." 😜

  • @Eric-ro8bw
    @Eric-ro8bw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Rosanne's laugh is the best thing ever.

  • @christiandelozier109
    @christiandelozier109 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Y'all gotta realize that the type of humor Gilbert Gottfried was made famous by.

  • @quasarleon4645
    @quasarleon4645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Katey Sagal is the definition of a classy woman imo .
    Married With Children still best sitcom in History .

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Gilbert laughing at all the jokes is the best RIP

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... the best RIP? Or do you perhaps mean "... the best.* R.I.P." Punctuation does matter.

    • @Boygonebad
      @Boygonebad ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@einundsiebenziger5488 shut up dork

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This guy is fearless. Yes some of the jokes made me cringe a little bit, but I still appreciated them.

  • @neuvatierra4324
    @neuvatierra4324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The Wayne Brady joke straight brutally funny and true.

  • @jessegonzales1788
    @jessegonzales1788 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Wayne Brady took it like a champ!! Lol

  • @justinmarlow9680
    @justinmarlow9680 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Anthony brings awareness to horrible issues while making things funny, while also not normalizing said horrible issues, that’s comedic genius

    • @UberKrispy
      @UberKrispy ปีที่แล้ว +5

      to you, a Subway sandwich artist is a Genius.

  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    4:15
    "An uppity slave on Whose Line is it Anyways"
    Oh my fucking God that was good.

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and then Wayne's strained facial expression trying to pretend he wasn't upset lol

    • @adamortega1
      @adamortega1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can someone pls explain this joke

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adamortega1 The joke was about how black actors are sometimes best known for their role playing slaves. "Whose Line is it Anyway" is an improv comedy show where the host tells the comedians on stage what to do, and Wayne was one of those comedians for a while, hence "an uppity slave"

  • @SaltyCado
    @SaltyCado 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Amy thought nobody would ever bring up the Ryan Dunn joke again.. thank you Anthony for pinning it back to her🤣 made the crowd go silent

  • @roblund6919
    @roblund6919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    His comedy is like re-activating old wounds.

    • @brohomo8795
      @brohomo8795 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude true

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is the only comic around that is completely unpredictable. Even the jokes I have heard before catch me by surprise!

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How the fuck do you activate a wound?

    • @roblund6919
      @roblund6919 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@willdenoble1898 old wounds because they still haven't healed,thank you so much for your fascinating insight

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willdenoble1898 what you got no inactive wounds? Lol, rip off the scab, activate, and go again!

  • @notme222
    @notme222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Every one of these lines is so brilliantly brutal I'm genuinely reeling.

  • @nickgibson5498
    @nickgibson5498 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Damn, that was cold blooded
    HE kind of Gabe Roseanne some softballs but, that 9/11 joke was good

  • @rafaelnycpr
    @rafaelnycpr ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Jeselnik used to date Amy Schumer. His first line to her. "It's been awhile" has all kinds of meanings. Then he followed up with a brutal death joke.

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Damn that Ryan Dunn joke was ruthless. He probably just died too.

    • @kfost55
      @kfost55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It was a call back to Amy's joke about Ryan dunn at the previous roast.
      While roasting Steve-O she said
      "You're friend Ryan dunn died earlier this year and I know you were thinking god why isn't me and I know we were all thinking God why wasn't it."

    • @randyjobst5335
      @randyjobst5335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I saw Daniel Tosh two days after Heath Ledger died. He opened the show by saying did you hear Batman killed the joker? They found a note that said 10 Things I Hate About Myself.

  • @punkbastid973
    @punkbastid973 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Typical Jeselnik but Roseanne actually had me laughing at her reaction to the Cheesecake Factory joke. Good sport.
    Since this is post-Oscar slap...RIP, Comedy Roasts.

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wanna see Chris Rock roast will smith while August fucks his wife

  • @kendrickmaeldun
    @kendrickmaeldun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Pretty sure this is the moment when Amy Schumer started thinking she was a big deal. My how those 15 minutes went by quickly.

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean she did maintain the pretty big part weight wise.

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jay I don't care about Ryan Dunn. I'm just saying Schumer stayed fat after popping a kid out.

  • @bakerslounge
    @bakerslounge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Seth Green being so close and face to face at the point of delivery of his own rape joke is way funnier than I thought it'd be.

  • @lawman3966
    @lawman3966 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Jeselnik has extraordinary quality control. I can't recall him having one joke fail, or even get a lukewarm response. He just nails it every time. As hard as I try, I never know where he's going with the punchline.

    • @JeremiahLOsborne
      @JeremiahLOsborne ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did you watch the same video? 3/4 of his jokes were garbage. It's like, wow, look you're relative is dead. Everybody laugh.

    • @randyjohnson2373
      @randyjohnson2373 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JeremiahLOsborne lol watch it again, you probably a John Mulaney fan

    • @JeremiahLOsborne
      @JeremiahLOsborne ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randyjohnson2373 why would I waste my time? I already wasted the first 6 minutes, there's no point in watching this guy beat a dead corpse over and over again.

  • @Savagemister
    @Savagemister 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    At the beginning, Jane Lynch saying "pretend like you recognize him", then Anthony's act said "oh, you'll know me after tonight"

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    That Cheesecake Factory joke was fantastic

  • @troyhubbard50
    @troyhubbard50 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Love how Katie Siegel was already laughing when he brings up 8 simple rules. It's like she knew what was coming

  • @michaelschneider-
    @michaelschneider- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    +1.. Anthony Jeselnik is a true pro comedic storyteller. ..

    • @TheLeschhorn
      @TheLeschhorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hes not telling stories tho

    • @JayG666
      @JayG666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheLeschhorn Very short story's.

    • @stevejohnson1397
      @stevejohnson1397 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That guy sucks

    • @michaelschneider-
      @michaelschneider- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheLeschhorn Picky, picky, picky..

  • @cmart3131
    @cmart3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This guy is a comic genius. The Ryan Dunn joke was funny. People are too sensitive

    • @nominalize8162
      @nominalize8162 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think people just had no idea who he was

    • @philmedeiros2497
      @philmedeiros2497 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a callback from another roast with a relatively unknown person who died. The audience didn't understand the joke.
      You're a dumbass if you think they were too sensitive to laugh at that, they literally laughed at the Ritter joke right after which was worse. Stop tryna complain about "sensitive" people that line gets used so much it's tiring.

    • @TJfromEarth
      @TJfromEarth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That was his “don’t forget what a piece of shit Amy Schumer is” moment and bless him for it

    • @cmart3131
      @cmart3131 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm going to see him on 11-12 in CA. looking forward to it

  • @zx6r_tribal
    @zx6r_tribal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The cheesecake gag really got her laughing 🤣

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t get it. Can someone explain

    • @hudsonja
      @hudsonja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NotSoLiberal he was talking about men who made a lot of money from her. It's a joke about her being famously overweight for most of her career, implying she spent a lot of money eating out at The Cheesecake Factory

  • @gregmelts
    @gregmelts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    I laughed the hardest when Amy Schumer said “I got death threats last year.” 💀💀💀

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      She just had to finish making it all about herrrr

    • @vanshipman
      @vanshipman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Amy Schumer makes Trevor Noah seem funny…That’s how much she sucks. Schumer is so bad she steals other great comics bits and still is awful.

    • @jordyjohn2275
      @jordyjohn2275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Too bad they were just threats

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The worst part is there was no follow through.

    • @anwsommer
      @anwsommer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AS YOU SHOULD 😆

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    We need all the unedited roasts

  • @thedoggfather3567
    @thedoggfather3567 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The fact she’s laughing tells you she’s a good sport 😂

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Making Roseanne laugh meant to much to Anthony that he smiled.
    Lowest moment of his career.

  • @germanjp9746
    @germanjp9746 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The fact that Wayne Brady genuinely seemed to hate his burn makes it all the funnier.

    • @TheBucketOfTruth
      @TheBucketOfTruth 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      For me that was the least funny joke of the lot. I laughed the most about Gilbert having sex with his kids, though.

  • @andrewmoe7078
    @andrewmoe7078 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You can say whatever the hell you want to about a Roseanne. She is one of the best sports in the business.

  • @sertank735
    @sertank735 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Impeccable delivery and timing, and absolutely ruthless. He’s one of the best already but his star is still on the rise.

  • @dekaOsiris
    @dekaOsiris ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Rosanne is a champion and a legend. Love it how she was enjoying every little bit at her expense 😂

  • @randylahey345
    @randylahey345 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Carrie Fisher, you seem like you're right about to fucking snap." That is the best line to use on an unhinged person before you roast them about parental abuse.

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    They really did a school shooting episode of Glee and it was as bad as the rest of Glee.

    • @davidalexander3320
      @davidalexander3320 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did they sing "another one bites the dust"?

  • @DesertDawg-oq5fg
    @DesertDawg-oq5fg ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:20 your ex-boyfriend, making a joke about the incident that made people hate you before you even became super famous followed by “ I got death threats last year” is just beautiful, especially coming from Amy Schumer

  • @TontoEpstein
    @TontoEpstein 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Holy cow, Batman! Katey Sagal already had large chest implants for many years, but I wasn't aware that she'd since had the original replacements replaced. This second replacement is...well, it reminds me that spring is coming and I need to inflate my tires.

  • @careful...Icarus
    @careful...Icarus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He smiths an outstanding sword of the truest steel then slides it in slowly,sometimes only halfway so you can marvel at its construction for a moment,then in it goes. Perfection.

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I laughed so hard I hurt myself. It’s comedy and it’s all in jest, I hope offensive comedy isn’t gone forever.

  • @davidrodriguez3279
    @davidrodriguez3279 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    You can't help but love how Roseanne laughs at his hard-core stand up. Yes, he is rude and for some, unbearable. He's a comedian. Let's listen and appreciate the freedoms we still have in this great country of ours.

    • @Boxedbyyme
      @Boxedbyyme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For right now

  • @LoinclothRising
    @LoinclothRising 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Anthony wasn’t at his best here. He killed the other roasts better.

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking the same. First, I think this was an estrogen-fuelled iteration of the CC Roast, so Anthony was not a good fit (the other men there are less on the intimidating side of masculinity, less aggressive).
      Second, even his sharpest material makes sense and this felt like senseless jabs. I agree with the other dude here who said that he went too far on purpose to never get called again.

    • @papigringo5692
      @papigringo5692 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Agreed. Seems phoned in, with the exception of just a couple good ones.

    • @rickytr3y
      @rickytr3y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah this really disappointed me

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I disagree with your opinion regarding his performance at Charlie Sheen's roast. I think it was great and spot on. Even made Patrice O'Neal laugh and clap to him.
      "My god, you're fat. You look like you deep-fry your fingers before you bite your nails."

    • @bobbybaklava9605
      @bobbybaklava9605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It looked like a majority of the cast was actors and not comedians so maybe he didn't feel like he needed to shit on all of them as much as his fellow colleagues

  • @andykiddvideo
    @andykiddvideo ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love the Ryan Dunn joke he made. His way of supporting Amy against all the death threats

  • @Mrpublicimagelimited
    @Mrpublicimagelimited 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I enjoy watching the Prince of Darkness work

  • @RiverCatAdventures
    @RiverCatAdventures ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Ryan dun joke was top tier comedy.. should have gotten more of a reaction that’s classic Anthony right there boys

  • @michaeldonoghue9015
    @michaeldonoghue9015 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Seth Greene got off easy

  • @dougsanders7291
    @dougsanders7291 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My god that has to be the most hardcore 10 mins of comedy ever. Friggin great

  • @MrMerseyblue
    @MrMerseyblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My word, his jokes are both brilliant and very uncomfortable. He's awesome.

  • @hetzer7366
    @hetzer7366 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm a pretty big Anthony Jeselnik fan but this felt like he wrote it in the back of the cab on the way over to the theater

  • @RiskyFishness
    @RiskyFishness 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I really hope she decides to come back out. She’s amazing

  • @PincheBeto_Bass
    @PincheBeto_Bass ปีที่แล้ว +1

    His Gottfried joke was such a Gottfried joke you can tell Gilbert loved it 😂😂 RIP buddy

  • @PianoManPaul
    @PianoManPaul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It is true, and warms the bottom of my heart, the stories of how Anthony, since he was just a little boy, wanted to be an entertainer in the worst way ...
    Voilà.

    • @eltonron1558
      @eltonron1558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's good. You should write jokes for him.

    • @sourpatchkid87
      @sourpatchkid87 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha

  • @goldenbleau846
    @goldenbleau846 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Say what you will, but Roseanne has the greatest laugh! I can’t help but laugh along with her!

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wayne Brady was trying to act cool but was so bothered.

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's still mad about Paul Mooney 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealist1.
    @TheRealist1. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude is a monster, and one of my favorites.

  • @TaskForceB
    @TaskForceB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:47 Gilbert loved that joke. That’s his type of humor.

  • @darrensiegel6651
    @darrensiegel6651 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jeselnik is an absolute assassin on many of these roasts. Brutal. Love it.