The island is so you can have a holiday at home otherwise known as a Staycation. The island can easily be used as a holiday destination due to its size, and because it's raised you will feel warm.....
The fact that this is the same joke throughout and yet sustains 15 minutes of material, consistently funny the whole time, is amazing. Bob's the champ. This always makes me smile.
Indeed, the spacious airy quality of the atmosphere in this comment lends a garden feel don't you think, or "jardiniere" as they may say in other comments.
The comments section does come ready equipped with letters, assembled into words, structured into sentences. Which could be useful for a student, say, learning a modern language.
Look at all these comments with words! Words, of course, used by William Shakespeare to convey feelings which, I’m sure you’ll agree, actually give this comments section a lovely Elizabethan feeling.
This guy is an absolute genius. And I love his series with Paul Whitehouse , Gone Fishing. Just the sort of programme we need on TV in these dark, shitty days .
@@emilygilbeyful I watched the sketches years ago, so I often do or have to hold myself back from doing it. 99% of people dont understand. :) Bob's podcast Athletico Mince is pretty funny too. Lots of loony characters.
What I love about this video is that it only goes for fifteen minutes, so any existential dread I might have had by thinking that I'd be stuck here watching this for the rest of my life is completely negated.
The comments section does come ready equipped with letters, assembled into words, structured into sentences. Which could be useful for a student, say, learning a modern language.
I love whenever Bob says "cobra". He uses it sparingly but it always pops me. You can also tell Bob probably corpsed when he said "I haven't the foggiest" as it's edited a bit weird but he did it again because he probably loved the idea of saying it. (my head canon anyway haha)
The video has a great red bar that grows longer and then stops, which in turn transforms the two parallel vertical lines on the left into a triangle. nice.
This is spot on. I hate estate agents. "Is there a garage? Are the white goods included? Are pets allowed?" "I don't know. My colleague looks after this property. Can you pay a deposit now as we have 12 people interested. We close in half an hour"
Letting agents are generally the worst, but I've found dealing with solicitors and the actual vendors far more irritating than any estate agent. "Can you answer these queries about the property you own?" "I don't know."
@@johnmartinez7440 tell me about it. Vendor scrawling, ‘Sold as seen’ on every answer on the property information form… 🤦🏻♀️ FFS, it’s not a secondhand wardrobe…
There is a play button on the video which comes in handy for watching it and it has sound so you can hear it which is a real feature for those of u wanting to watch and hear the video
It's actually quite refreshing to see an estate agent that knows this much about a property they're trying to sell. I've never come across one this knowledgeable.
The whole thing is genius, so much detail. Particularly like when they ask where the river goes and he’s so happy to be able to answer -“that way goes all the way that way and that way goes all the way this way” Having also just told them the property is about a 9th of an acre which if they didn’t know is about the same size as kwikfit.
little fact about this - they had both the main characters from the 1980's program 'Just Good Friends' as the house viewers. Would have been even better had they had them looking at the same property
The thatched roof will cost you one quarter of the properties value should it need replacing. When was it last replaced? I don’t know, but the windows are very well in keeping with the property....
I once had and estate agent tell me that he didn't just sell houses he sold dreams. Then couldn't answer any of my questions about the house build or heating or anything as a matter of fact. Paid door openers
I managed to hold onto a job for three years basically doing this. Tip ; always let the seller value the house. And yes there is always six or seven or eight or nine people expressing an interest. Saying “nice feature” and pointing at things also helps
Mrs Pearson? Of the Brass hand oil Pearsons? I hope so, mines squeaking like a hamster being slowly compressed by its own wheel as a guest mouse relentlessly rotates it. Do you remember hamsters? When the school made you look after em? Theyre all dead now....breaks your heart.
I love a bar d’etat dejeuner, a sugary ambience is a plus and more than that I adore Bobby’s wig. Oh gosh ...and...are they just good friends those buyers ?
This video has a lovely rectangular shape, which will come in handy when watching it on a screen device.
Sounds like Boris Johnson and his cronies, "I don't know "...excellent evasive answer!😄
My word, you're very pretty
Abitary sounds great! How long is it, is it around 15 minutes long approximately,?
@@Surv1ve_Thrive ... I don't know.
How many corners does the rectangle have?
I wonder if it has a kitchen island so you can do your own dentistry
The island is so you can have a holiday at home otherwise known as a Staycation. The island can easily be used as a holiday destination due to its size, and because it's raised you will feel warm.....
Haha. I saw that episode.
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The house comes with a lifetime supply of Fuji 9
@@IanGarside yes Fuji! :) secret ingredient to alot of kitchen island dentistry.
It’s sad that TH-cam has a thumbs up, thumbs down, but no button for “I don’t know”
Yea really unlucky man
You know you don't actually HAVE to click either way!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
click up and then click down..
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Bob Mortimer is a mad genius.
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100%
Happy to give this comment it’s 200th 👍
The fact that this is the same joke throughout and yet sustains 15 minutes of material, consistently funny the whole time, is amazing. Bob's the champ. This always makes me smile.
I would expect nothing less from a man who does his own dentistry.😅
He don't know
I'm getting the vibe this was inspired by a real experience Bob probably had.
I don’t know
I don’t know.
I don’t know
I don't know.
I DONT KNOW
When he replies "I don't know" to "you must be Alistair?" The timing made me laugh so hard I had to watch it and ten times in a row
This is also by far my favourite part of the entire sketches 🤣🤣🤣
I dont know
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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It's about 8:45 pm and I didn't find it funny at all, what time did you watch it?
The cupboards open outwards rather than inwards so your food doesn't get crushed.
Mine open outwards. I thought I was alone in that.
Cup boards?
:)
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SUPERB
All estate agents should have to wear that wig by law, why, I don’t know
I dont know about that
Both sexes
NowForTheTruth I’m an estate agent. This comment offends me. Does it really though? I don’t know. No, I really, really don’t know.
Exactly. Just to point out the idiocy, irrelevance and assininity of their 'trade.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I don't know, but look at this comment section, it has a lot of text which gives it literary ambience.
My word, you’re very pretty!
I don’t know.
@@molitovv I don't know
Indeed, the spacious airy quality of the atmosphere in this comment lends a garden feel don't you think, or "jardiniere" as they may say in other comments.
The comments section does come ready equipped with letters, assembled into words, structured into sentences. Which could be useful for a student, say, learning a modern language.
'An oak patina, very reminiscent of the onion.' Mortimer never loses his poetic skills
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I am sure a lot of it is off the cuff as well as loosely scripted. Biggest challenge would be not corpsing!
If your son, for example, is studying geometry 🤣🤣🤣
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Look at all these comments with words! Words, of course, used by William Shakespeare to convey feelings which, I’m sure you’ll agree, actually give this comments section a lovely Elizabethan feeling.
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Ruff ruff.
_"Its a "triple height" room - well, if you're a child, for sure..."_
😂
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"you can see the chimneys, they're made of stoooone"
*Camera pans to chimney made of bricks*
bricks can be called stones
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@@La_sagne Not really though.
@@La_sagne you can call them clouds, it doesn't make them clouds
This guy is an absolute genius. And I love his series with Paul Whitehouse , Gone Fishing. Just the sort of programme we need on TV in these dark, shitty days .
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@@skilliyay This joke was already overused before you spammed it under every other comment on this video.
@@johnmartinez7440 I don't know
@@skilliyay what a knob.
@@johnmartinez7440 I don't know
“Which should serve as a constant reminder on the danger of snakes.” Howling here.
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What is funnier than Bob pretending to be an estate agent, is the fact that in real life he used to be a solicitor - honest!
And represented Jarvis Cocker when he mooned Jacko at the Brits
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The way he says "I don't know" so confidently is very disarming and discombobulates the mind.
Oak patina very reminiscent of an onion. Gives the kitchen a lovely savoury feel 😂😂
My word, you’re very pretty.
I dont know.
@@Surv1ve_Thrive I'm gonna start responding to simple questions like this with no explanation haha
@@emilygilbeyful I watched the sketches years ago, so I often do or have to hold myself back from doing it. 99% of people dont understand. :)
Bob's podcast Athletico Mince is pretty funny too. Lots of loony characters.
@@Surv1ve_Thrive I also use Vic reeves quote "quite a boast" when people complain about something wierd and it always makes me laugh 😂
The cupboards open outwards so it doesn't crush your food..hilario
@4:16 "that's the sky up there" 😂
What I love about this video is that it only goes for fifteen minutes, so any existential dread I might have had by thinking that I'd be stuck here watching this for the rest of my life is completely negated.
this is the exterior of the property, you are no longer in the building.
The comments section does come ready equipped with letters, assembled into words, structured into sentences. Which could be useful for a student, say, learning a modern language.
@Nick Thorp Would it be applicable for somebody who may be learning mandarin?
@@ColinIngus1 I don't know
Dog dirt...
To be honest Nick, I don't know.
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Refreshing to find an honest estate agent.
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"Bedroom Massiffe" 🤣
Genius at work
An estate agents favourite phrase. “I don’t know, but I’ll find out” I should know I was one
I'm glad the exorcism worked.
Did you drive around in a Mini or Fiat 500 per chance?
Sky Bound I had a abarth 595 😂 how would you know that
Just a guess. 🤣
LOOOOOL
I crack up every time he says “I don’t know” ...it’s always either that or lies from estate agents...
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And this isn't even a joke. This is just secret footage from a real viewing 🤣
*Me looking at the thumbnail*: Huh that guy doesnt look like Bob Mortimer
*As soon as he open his mouth*: Yep thats Bob Mortimer
I particularly admired the way the doors opened and closed as required
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At least he admits he doesn't know. Estate Agents in my experience just bullshit their way through
The answer he gives means he dosnt want to discuss lol
100% lol
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But then later he asks what they are looking for. And then agrees with whatever they say. Classic.
I went to see a home a few weeks ago and they really did answer with "I don't know" to almost every question I asked.
Bob Mortimer is a genius,, so funny,, 😂 I remember watching this back in the day
Dinosaurs, otters, that sort of thing.
"Do come out outside, for this is in fact The Outside"
😂😂
Omg, his character should cameo on stath let's flats
Asks a question “I don’t know”! 😆 I wish Bob was my best friend it seems he would be so much fun 🥰
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Paul whitehouse is a lucky man
😄😄perfectly observed.
The " i don't know" just got funnier each time.
"That's the sky up there" burst out laughing
I was ... I was so waiting for him to mention one of his many famous friends such as Barbara Lighthouse or Barry * Snipers Dream * 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Robert Renwick Mortimer underrated comic genius!
I love whenever Bob says "cobra". He uses it sparingly but it always pops me. You can also tell Bob probably corpsed when he said "I haven't the foggiest" as it's edited a bit weird but he did it again because he probably loved the idea of saying it. (my head canon anyway haha)
The video has a great red bar that grows longer and then stops, which in turn transforms the two parallel vertical lines on the left into a triangle. nice.
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"That's the sky up there"
The outside of the house is a good candidate for a right game of theft and shrubbery tbh
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This is spot on. I hate estate agents. "Is there a garage? Are the white goods included? Are pets allowed?"
"I don't know. My colleague looks after this property. Can you pay a deposit now as we have 12 people interested. We close in half an hour"
i don't know
Letting agents are generally the worst, but I've found dealing with solicitors and the actual vendors far more irritating than any estate agent. "Can you answer these queries about the property you own?" "I don't know."
@@johnmartinez7440 tell me about it. Vendor scrawling, ‘Sold as seen’ on every answer on the property information form… 🤦🏻♀️ FFS, it’s not a secondhand wardrobe…
This is the exact way that estate agents speak! What do they actually do anyway?!😂
To be honest, he's better than any estate agent I've used
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Spot on portrayal of estate agents who talk incessantly but without saying anything. Nice to see Paul Nicholas and Jan Francis too!
I am so glad the cupboards open outwards 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I didn't know about this..it's superb!
How true to life. Brilliant
This is the original Barry Homeowner
Barry Homeseller
Into the business sky
You can be certain a house is free of cockroaches when it is being sold to you by their king!
Long and thin, slip right in!
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There is a play button on the video which comes in handy for watching it and it has sound so you can hear it which is a real feature for those of u wanting to watch and hear the video
Watching Bob in his 60s now, funny to see him years ago
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Funny video, funny comments-I have been instantly cheered up. 🌟🙆
Fantastic!
Paul Nicholas and Jan Francis in consecutive sketches, now that's class.
Alright Penn? - I don't know...!
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it's also the actress from Dempsey &Makepeace
@@saraarmistead2352 Glynis Barber 💕🥰
I don't know how Bob does it... I even love him as an estate agent?!!?
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Some early train guy vibe when he's on the phone there! :D
It's actually quite refreshing to see an estate agent that knows this much about a property they're trying to sell. I've never come across one this knowledgeable.
@7:00 Roland Riveron! He's another brilliant, natural comedian.
Why do we love Bob Mortimer...."I don't know!"
I never realize Bob looks like Martin Freeman till this video
Lol this is great. A lot more helpful than most
The whole thing is genius, so much detail. Particularly like when they ask where the river goes and he’s so happy to be able to answer -“that way goes all the way that way and that way goes all the way this way”
Having also just told them the property is about a 9th of an acre which if they didn’t know is about the same size as kwikfit.
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"That's the sky up there."
I'd just like to give huge props to all the actors involved in this video aside from Bob Mortimer, for somehow not laughing
I don't know how they didn't
Bob Mortimer is a genius
Man this is gold
I like how his accent suddenly changes to extremely snobby a third of the way through 😂
"Bedroom massif!"
Who wouldn't want one?🤣🤣
Alistair would make a great QVC presenter lol
little fact about this - they had both the main characters from the 1980's program 'Just Good Friends' as the house viewers. Would have been even better had they had them looking at the same property
I didn't realise till I read your comment, thanks 😁✌🏻
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It's like Kevin The Teenager when he's grown up...
the hello Alistair she says to him and he replies...i dont know,the lads as mad as a box of frogs!but a real funny fella.
So truthful about estate agents. They're the biggest liars and will say anything in order to con you out your hard earned cash.
The thatched roof will cost you one quarter of the properties value should it need replacing. When was it last replaced? I don’t know, but the windows are very well in keeping with the property....
“That’s the sky up there.” 😂😜
The exact experience I had , every time!
Nonsense rules!
A fruit salady feel 😂
How is this so incredibly accurate 😂
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as a palfreyman....I love your content x
How the hell would people only know him as the train guy? This has athletico mince Barry homeowner vibes all over it
I don’t know.
Like making love to a Golden Eagle.
I don’t know.
@@peterwhitaker71 to a Polish mailman
He’ll take you up, up, up, up into the business sky.
I once had and estate agent tell me that he didn't just sell houses he sold dreams.
Then couldn't answer any of my questions about the house build or heating or anything as a matter of fact.
Paid door openers
I bought a house recently and this was the estate agents general reply: "I don't know!!!"
Why does he look so much like Martin Freeman in this?
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Pure genius!
Every time he says I don't know....😂
I did find a bit strange for him to be referred to as the train guy.
Robert Ryan I know...I guess it’s the more recent Instagram stuff he’s been doing.
Yes we’re all becoming mericans now.
I don’t even know what the train thing is.
David Calder Bob Mortimer does some posts on Instagram where he does a character on a train on his phone, it’s hilarious.
Rick Burdick Thanks. I might check it out.
I managed to hold onto a job for three years basically doing this. Tip ; always let the seller value the house. And yes there is always six or seven or eight or nine people expressing an interest. Saying “nice feature” and pointing at things also helps
Brilliant
Mrs Pearson? Of the Brass hand oil Pearsons? I hope so, mines squeaking like a hamster being slowly compressed by its own wheel as a guest mouse relentlessly rotates it.
Do you remember hamsters? When the school made you look after em? Theyre all dead now....breaks your heart.
Now I really need him to do Barry Homeowner in real life 😂
Monkey Trousers is one of those great shows forgotten by time. You cant have a hit hit hit hit sketch show, you need misses.
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I've never heard of it
Why was this recommended to me immediately after my watching something about psychopathy by Jon Ronson?
I don’t know.
Why did I read your message about Jon Ronson when I'm currently reading 'Lost at Sea', by Jon Ronson? I don't know.
Haven’t seen Roland Rivron for a long time!
Dr Scrote
He's in my garden with Bob, can't quite hear what they are saying...
L haha! Yes!
Spankabuttux I don’t know
I love a bar d’etat dejeuner, a sugary ambience is a plus and more than that I adore Bobby’s wig. Oh gosh ...and...are they just good friends those buyers ?
i don't know