Taskmaster | Bob Mortimer's best bits
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- If you didn't know a unique fact about Bob at the start of this video, you will do by the end 🍑😳
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“Do we strike you?” is still my absolute favourite taskmaster quote ever
If you ever wonder how amazing Bob Mortimer is, he has 5 comedians literally speechless and breathless from laughing. I love all of them, but the man is in a league of his own.
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Couldn't have worded it better. I totally agree, he's a living legend. :)
Shall we strike you?
The man is a genius
And he never meant to become a comedian. It was a complete accident… imagine a world without Bob Mortimer. I don’t want to
Bob seems like the sort of celebrity that would be exactly what you see of him on TV if you ever met him in person.
Read ”in prison” first and thought ”yeah, probably”
@@JohannaSarkar 😄
He's like a British Jack Black
Or is Jack Black an American Bob Mortimer?
@@skyaldrin Apart from the fact they're nothing alike. Bob is actually funny, rather than just being an over the top shouty man.
@@ElSkinsio I'm referring simply to their disposition, Jack black behaves the same on screen as he does off screen
"my anus is too high"
no one has ever said that as naturally as Bob
That should have been on WILTY
Intriguing how he knows that.
I reckon he stole that (or was inspired by) Southpark and butters. But either way he made it his own!
@@nicosmind3 Knowing Bob it's probably true as well...
@@Chase19898 He made the exact same claim on WILTY, including the Reverse Lavatory idea.
Ah, one of my favourites from Taskmaster.
"Do we *_strike_* you?"
Replayed this bit about 10 times already
like a hand lion
@Max thats the technique of bill wittlingham
Rosalinds a FUCKING nightmare!
"Do you eat meat"
Bob Mortimer's ability to say the most outlandishly funny things and keep a straight, just makes them all the more funny.
He always has a cheeky smile
I’m almost certain bob wrote the entire song. It gives such shooting stars vibes
He did, it's the same tune as one of his 'Sunderland songs' from his Athletico Mince podcast. You may be able to find them on youtube
The song is in Athletico Mince episode 57 - 'Ping ping'
@@efil4zaggin666 good knowledge, wonder what Peter Beardleys wife would think, not enough eggs?
The only man who could say unicorns are real and you would believe him
And he'd say it in such a way that would make you question everything you'd previously held to be true, including your own sanity.
The best part is, Mark seemed genuinely concerned when Bob mentioned his all too high a-hole.
@@lpldl The reactions of the rest of the panelists when he said that 😄Every one of them was in total stitches, classic Bob😂
What would the name of the unicorn be?
Good monson?
Caramel and Waffle?
Mavis?
Snipers dream?
@@lizziebooth5397 .....Not Now Madam
After seeing Bob on WILTY, I am not surpised by the the fact that videoing himself having a poo was the first idea that he came up with and was his backup plan.
BACK... UP... PLAN HEHEHE
I mean, isn't that always a good plan?
Bob loves the word "strike". Also I've heard his nephew is a very fast runner.
The hand lion...set to strike!
wolf
Ohh one of the fastest
@@davidvasey5065 speedway stadium!
I know, I started that rumour.
He is the most adorable and charming person on earth.
Lost it when they broke into “Rosalind is a fucking nightmare”. Hahah
Aisling: “hello”
Sally: “hello”
Bob: “Awh yeah!”
"One of the quicker days" still is in my Top5 Taskmaster catchphrases
All the way until I heard "absolute casserole"
‘Make the coconut look like a businessman’ has me crying 🤣
Bob reading the task and then saying "I'm not gonna have a poo" in a childish way broke me 😂😂
I would die for this man
Thats sweet =)
Bob is in top contention for celebrity you'd like to have dinner with. His conversation would be amazing.
This was the best series for contestants. Just a brilliant series.
Pertinent questions and then it gets to Bob and “Have you stolen much in your life?”
😂😂
Do we strike you?
I probably watch this a couple of times a month, doesn't get old. The dispute with the Woolwich ferry slays me every time, I know the story but Bob's delivery is just classic.
Could we just put Bob in charge of everything please.
Funny how everyone else is crying laughing but Mark Watson just seems fascinated.
Maybe more flummoxed than fascinated, but he is definitely trying to process what he is hearing while the others are just losing it
He's probably still wondering where his Welsh accent has gone
Years from now, art historians will be asking the question, "but why cheeze?"
I'm so into Bob Mortimer that when I read "Bob Mortimer best bits" I thought to myself, this cannot be allowed to be on TH-cam.
1:16 the look of Mark Watsons's face of being utterly shocked is underrated lmao
bob out here, wasting perfectly good wilty material.
I sure he has plenty 😂
But also creating new Wilty material in the process; 'I hugged Alex Horne in the boot of my car'
I’ve never felt so personally betrayed by a video as when you censored their song.... the disrespect....
One should never bleep out Rosalind's a fucking nightmare
Someone at E4's social media team needs a word.
@rian marky Bullshit swearing censorship has nothing to do with the outdated, useless word "woke". Clue up.
@rian marky Grow a vocabulary dude
@rian marky I see you didn't grow a vocabulary, or any knowledge. "Woke snowflake" nice one hahaha. Say it a third time, go on dude, why not? :)
I’m not gonna have a poo
How could they edit Bob's Best Bits to under 10 minutes?
I just saw WILTY best of Bob Mortimer video that was hour long and still wanted more
Ah yes, a remix of Bob's classic hit "Sunderland is a fucking nightmare:
The man's the definition of a mad genius 😂😂
"warning this clip contains strong language"
video is censored anyway
What. Is. The. Point. Of. The. Warning?
Sally laughing was hilarious
Agreed, Sally Phillips' laugh is so charming.
The toilet story absolutely killed Sally
Watch Aisling's face while he's telling the story...
He was in a film with Christian Slater and they both put 350 quid in for the plans of the toilet - Bob realates the story on the travel series with Richard Ayoyte (spelt wrong!) - hilarious.
''I'm not going to have a poo'' - Like its clearly obvious that is the first thing on everyone's mind
Why did he say ”do we strike you?”!? 😂
Because she's a fucking nightmare
I've been watching Taskmaster for the first time these past few months and this series is definitely one of my favourites
The song is one of Bob's B-sides from his famous "Sunderland" hit
I'm sad his "sausage eating device" did not make this video.
genuinely the best two short films i've ever seen
Doctor: you have 9 minutes and 49 seconds to live...
2:00 the cheezy bit, like a Svankmajer film, e.g Dimensions of Dialogue
That’s songs better than most song I’ve ever heard
Absolute joy of a man
this man is unhinged
That Rosalind song sounds like something Morrissey would write.
bob mortimer could write this charming man but morrisey could never write rosalind is a fucking nightmare 🫡
Funniest man on the planet, effortless
If you watch Bob closely in the second chorus of the Rosalind song - 9:17 - you'll notice a continuity problem. My theory is that the camera operators corpsed at "Rosalind's a f---ing nightmare", and they had to patch the next few seconds with footage from the first chorus!
this man is insane and i love it
Did anyone else get The Human League vibes when Bob sang?
I love this man so much he literally voices every bizarre thought in his head
If any one had listened to bobs Sunderland songs on athletico mince, you were recognise this track 😅
I saw an article about Mick Mccarthy the other day and immediately thought "BASTARD"
Do we strike you?..😂😂😂
I guess now we know who the real identity behind the youtuber How To Basic is
The absolute passion behind "fucking nightmare" is insanely funny
'Rosalind is a fucking nightmare' 😂
Favourite food: beans on toast. Favourite film: The Hangover. Wtffff 🤣🤣
She contains multitudes lmao
That backwards toilet thing is called a REVERSE KANGA here in Australia
I genuinely think my life would be complete if Bob Mortimer called me a fucking nightmare. 😂
You'd think people would crawl over broken glass to kiss my hand that shook his after a "House of Fools" filming but that has proven not to be the case.
*starts smashing bottles*
Crying laughing at Rosilyn song. 😂😂😂
Good christ, I almost pissed myself half way through!
this has bob written all over it
that song at the end!
The best series of taskmaster
"I'm not gonna have a poo."
He just looks like a coconut character
Bob, Aisling and Sally were ROBBED with their song about Rosalind. It goes on in my head most days whereas I cannot remember for the life of me how Nish and Mark’s song went.
Couldn’t disagree more! Bush and Marks was actually a good song haha!
The same tune is used for one of the Sunderland songs in Athletico Mince as well 🙂 all the songs from Mince are too qual if you haven’t heard any!
Nish** stupid autocorrect!
I'd agree, the other song was dull and forgettable. We seem to be in a minority though, I've seen lots of people saying they really liked Wumar's song.
I really liked Wumar's song, for one, and I do remember it.
For all that this one is funny, it is kind of cobbled together; the amazing thing about Wumar's song to me is that somehow, in the pressing circumstances, they managed to create a song that sounds not like a parody song but like a real song, but still with clever and funny lyrics (like that bit with attention span). It's a bit in the vein of what Jay Foreman does and I really enjoy that. That, in my opinion, absolutely earned them the points they got.
Ultimately, though, I guess music is always a matter of taste and just because I enjoy one song obviously doesn't mean others will.
And of course the rating of the contestants in this show is frankly never the main point of the show. And even Greg clearly had trouble deciding between the teams and it was 3:2, so I'd say "robbed" is far too strong a word in the circumstances. Someone had to win and it wasn't them kind of situation; there were others where I felt far more that a good effort went underappreciated (like Lolly painting with the cake, for example: I thought that was a clever idea within the parameters of the task).
do we strike you hahahaha
All bob mortimer fans need to listen to his podcast athletico mince, bizarre but hilarious
It didn't include the quickest sneeze,, my favourite
That's a crazy specific question but on the shot of the apple in the coconut video, isn't that the Far Cry 5 logo?
No it's 5 star the stationery brand, I know what you mean though!
@@jackfoy2838 OH wow yeah haha, makes a lot more sense too,
I wonder if Rosalind strides around like the prawns in District 9?
Nish just dying of laughter on the floor while Bob explains his "high anus" is peak Tasmaster
This misses his funniest segment from the final
Disappointed he left his brass hand out of this
I adore Bob. One day, maybe they'll regulate his meds 🩷
Is it me or is Bob’s face in the thumbnail very much akin to a dachshund facial expression?
In fairness, Rosalind did seem lie an f'ing nightmare
Of course bob asked about meat 😂
D'yuhknowhatamean
Bob is such a masterful storyteller. If you haven’t watched Bob on Would I lie to you, please go and watch 😂
Awkward, when the guy in the throne tries to compete with Bob voicing the fruit etc.
What's that blonde women's name....???
She's so funny
Do we reckon Bob has watched South park with that toilet bit?
That's IT??? There is certainly more that could've been in this video.
Sally laughing was hila
Is Rosalind not Jane Leeves from Frazier then?
Incredible
YES!?
6:34 Two brothers are watching their mum on TV and all she can say about them is _”they’re a little bit inept at things.”_ Well, I’m sure that your non-judgemental support gave them everything they needed to develop into capable boys.
why did Greg over voice a genius clip from Bob.... that was already gold!!
A what operator?
Bleeping Bob's best line. Why even make the video at all?
Monetisation
bob mortimer seems like he accidentally became a comedian
He trained as a barrister. One day he went to see Vic Reeves show and somehow ended up in it.
nish kumar slowly falling apart after the anus story
Had to listen to "Quite Good, Considering" in the unedited version after this because it's not quite the same without the single dirty swear that ruins and desiccates poor young minds.
wit is the lowest form of sarcasm
It is true about the anus . He showed me a few years ago .