REBEL MOON PART 1 | So Bad, It Makes Sucker Punch Look Like a Masterpiece
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ธ.ค. 2023
- If the goal of this movie was to get people excited for the director's cut, it failed spectacularly.
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Sorry about the poor audio in this video. I think my microphone is crapping out.
Merry Christmas bro
My computer speakers are around 12 years old, so I wouldnt notice the difference if you had a $1000 studio mic.
Honestly, sounded fine to me.
Merry Xmas!
You know thorius you may not be giving these new films the proper shake they deserve.
Got to change your perspective. Maybe blow away a majority of your braincells with crazy amounts of drugs first? 🤔
Lol I love your reviews thanks for taking the time to do it
I hate when creators can't be honest about their own screw up with too loud audio input levels. Yeah blame the mic, sure.
I Would actually have more respect for you If you admitted that you don't know what VU meter clipping means.
What does VU meter clipping mean?
@@harlycorner
The rant was 1000% more entertaining than the movie itself.
You can say that to a LOT of movies from this year
Seriously! I laughed my ass off. (At his rant, NOT the movie) :)
Snyder has done something remarkable here... He has started making DLCs for movies... Not the actual good type of DLCs that are just extra stories to add to a good honest game... No, I'm talking about the modern laziness plus greed move in which they make the game incomplete to sell the complete one as a DLC, some dark souls 2 shit... Because a complete product are for chumps... Why bother being modest and soliciting the fans for funds to make your new franchise when you can use your arrogant God complex to scam people into forking extra money for the complete version of a movie they already paid for...
Snyder keeps breaking new grounds...
look another bad opinion with incomplete information
@@rory-redseem many agree😂, you just cuck for snyder
Snyder is not a director, he's a cinematographer.
His work is best viewed on mute. Bloody hell, he makes big budget screensavers, doesn't he?
@@thatHARVguymore like big budget music videos!
@@thatHARVguyI'd argue Music Video fodder. Just clip the 'good' parts and put it to some music of choice. Which still means you're watching his stuff on 'mute'.
The depth of field nightmare of Army of the Dead was an example of unsupervised Zach Snyder cinematography.
Well, he is a director, but he should stick to cinematography.
Snyder movies to me are like talking to a really attractive person who can't read. Not much to say, but I appreciate the aesthetic.
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this movie is so hideous though
Lol attractive illiterates??
When they open their mouth, you run for the hills
Some one summed this movie up as "Zack Snyder has seen a lot of things and tries to paste it all into one movie and fails at it."
That's the best single sentence description of this movie I've heard. Cheers!
Rebel Moon felt like one of those movies that insult your intelligence.
Screenwriting used to be a discipline where you wrote a screenplay and then you rewrote it, and then you rewrote it again…
These days you either have 40 different writers each take one swipe at the same screenplay or you have a writing group, which if you’ve ever worked with one, you’ll know exactly why that never works.
If you don’t know why that is, just get 6 people together in a room and ask them all where they want to get lunch from and watch what happens…
Zack Snyder should just bè a visual director, he suck hard on storytelling abilities.
Hell no! These visuals are terribly fake and artificial looking.
Not even that works anymore. The visuals in this were ugly.
@@Mouse_MetalThe movie's colour pallette looks like shit to be honest, some parts look cool but everything else sucks.
Nah even the visuals in this movie weren't that great
Snyder has done something remarkable here... He has started making DLCs for movies... Not the actual good type of DLCs that are just extra stories to add to a good honest game... No, I'm talking about the modern laziness plus greed move in which they make the game incomplete to sell the complete one as a DLC, some dark souls 2 shit... Because a complete product are for chumps... Why bother being modest and soliciting the fans for funds to make your new franchise when you can use your arrogant God complex to scam people into forking extra money for the complete version of a movie they already paid for...
Snyder keeps breaking new grounds...
Every decade sees a once cool and stylish new director fall from grace. The 1990s had John Woo, The 2000s had Michael Bay, and the 2010s had Zack Snyder.
He's pretty much a gimmick director at this point.
There’s also The Wachowski’s
His focus on slomo action scenes is turning him into a meme. Much like Jar Jar Abrams and his lens flares.
snyder was cool and stylish at one point?
@@providencebreaker1558 It's funny you mention him. I have a strong feeling that the 2020s' will be JJ Abrams. We'll all have to wait and see.
Snyder will go down in history as the man that introduced DLC to the movie industry.
What he needs is someone mentally competent and an actually good writer.
Yes I understand the points raised.
I feel sorry for all the good actors wasted in this crap.
If Rebel Moon is gonna work as a franchise then it needs people who understand and know how to develop a universe. George Lucas was the brain for Star Wars but there a bunch of people reining him in from Joseph Campbell and even his wife to make Star Wars what is and was. Doesn’t look like Snyder has that.
@@MrDman21 Oh dear lord yes indeed!
@@LuisSanchez-by7mh Any of that and if that mess Netflix appears to be involved in with the game adaptation is true neither are they!
I'm surprised you didn't mention how the Asian assassin lady had a big speach about how seeking revenge is bad then the next scene they're convincing the general guy to join their party with the promise of revenge.
Classic Snyder writing,
I rlly loved how nothing really happened for half the movie
What Zack Snyder is in the most dire need of is his own Gary Kurtz.
And not having two Daario Naharises fight each other despite them both being in the movie is simply unforgivable.
Or they could just find new directors, instead of giving the same old ones an infinite number of chances.
Thorias basically reviewed every movie in the last 5 years and has saved me from wanting to pour bleach in my eyes.
That makes no sense, and you know it, plenty of brilliant movies in the 5 last year, are you okay, or?
Well.... This was the best Thorias rant I've seen in a long time.
I think a better idea would be this: the people that Kora gathers to fight the Motherworld were once part of her elite squad, all of whom went into hiding after it was discovered that they did not complete a mission that went against Kora’s beliefs. Now that she is flushed out of hiding, Kora and Gunner have to recruit and save her old team before Admiral Noble finds them all and wipes them out. It’s not the best idea, but this is something that I think would have worked better.
That is a much better idea than what the actual movie gave us.
Yes, this movie is a sci fi Magnificent Seven with the actual reasons why the seven fighters would actually care to fight for the village. Three Amigos even did this better.
Snyder has done something remarkable here... He has started making DLCs for movies... Not the actual good type of DLCs that are just extra stories to add to a good honest game... No, I'm talking about the modern laziness plus greed move in which they make the game incomplete to sell the complete one as a DLC, some dark souls 2 shit... Because a complete product are for chumps... Why bother being modest and soliciting the fans for funds to make your new franchise when you can use your arrogant God complex to scam people into forking extra money for the complete version of a movie they already paid for...
Snyder keeps breaking new grounds...
@@johnnycrown5097 Yes 100% agree. This movie had "please buy or 100 next future installments with all the side characters" written all over it. And I really got the feeling Netflix was 100% cynically trying to get another "Snyder Cut" thing going to have the rubes watch TWO movies instead of one.
This sounds good!
I recently learned James Gunn wrote the screenplay for the Dawn of the Dead remake. It explains so much about that movie.
He wrote half of it, and then run off to go do scooby doo. Script had to be reworked and completed after he left.
@@Rumour-u sure cant give him any credit like any snydercuck
Damn. You just nailed Zack Snyder in a nutshell with this one. As a fan of his I gotta say, you were right. The man needs a leash otherwise it just turns into stylized non sense.
Something I noticed in the final fight scene, the cyborg swords woman stabs a soldier in the front while on the man's back. You never see the blades protruding from his back even as he falls to the ground even after she got off.
I noticed this too and thought how absolutely sloppy it was.
It makes sense that Snyder handpicked Mags Visaggio to write the tie-in comic for this movie. It absolutely makes sense. If game recognize game, then hacks recognize hacks.
And didn't Mags threaten a fan with castration on social media recently? Wow, that's a great hire there, Zack. I'm sure that one won't come back to haunt you at all.
Absolutely
@@thoriasunlimited4053 Mags threatened to castrate someone? Huh. Must be Friday.
I’m under the impression Zack Synder needs A LOT of help. He seems half-baked on a lot of stuff and needs others to round him out. Nothing wrong with that, some people are better on a team than on their own.
I never heard about his directing method but, if he's kinda Primadonna Director, it wouldn't matter if he's surrounded by competent expert.
Unleash the Thorias! 👊
Great way to kick off Christmas Day, man. Thank you, and may you and your family have a great day.
This movie destroyed any faith I still had with Zack Snyder
I lost that since BVS. Never recovered
If Army of the Dead showed me anything, it's that Netflix isn't interested in giving Snyder any kind of oversight. TBH, that was probably a big selling point when he went over there. As long as he's making movies for them, I wouldn't expect his output to get any better.
Hes planning a bloated direct cuts of this bloated mess. Illpass.@@thoriasunlimited4053
I think, if I recall, we get a slow-mo of rice distribution on a plowed field.
I feel like this is what happened when you isolate yourselves from people that disagree with your "vision" (AKA: producers, writers, etc.) and only listen to your die-hard fans on Twitter. You pretty much become a gimmick director that that makes mediocre film to pander to the 25% of the intended demographic
A perfect unseasoned and under cooked bowl of cinematic spaghetti.
This shows the very clear difference between those who want to create art(George Lucas) and those who only want to make a product(Zack Snyder).
Snyder only has 2 films that were good and that is Watchmen and 300.
@@Paul_Ridgeway Not to mention that those stories worked well with Zack's directing style as well and that is why both films did well.
Thanks for watching it. I tried but could never make it past the flying horse. The flying horse they kept in a corral with 5 foot fences.
If I didn’t know any better I’d swear this review was talking about rogue one and andor. Hits the nail right on the head.
"It's Magnificent Seven in a Star Wars wrapper". Indeed, and that has been done before as well. It's called Battle Beyond the Stars.
Thank you Thorias. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you 💙
That's exactly how I felt about this movie. I couldn't even finish it. It's like Snyder sees some pretty visuals in his head, but doesn't know how to put them together in a logic sense.
Thorias, are you forgetting Sophia B starred as the Mummy in Alex Kurtzman's Mummy??? That is tough to recover from.
She wasn't the problem with that movie. Kurtzman was.
Thank you Thorias and Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you 💙
Somehow we are suppose to believe that she is a super soldier that can beat multitude of men in hand to hand combat and she is like a 100 pounds and 5.5 feet tall.
Well if she is superhuman then it is actually believable.
@@lamargordon6017 but she isn’t
@@astonmartin8537 oh.
Yep. I can only suspend disbelief so much. Twig woman beating up soldiers is a bridge too far.
Great, no bullshit review, love the honesty.
The bit about the synder cut rant was glorious
I could not watch this "movie" longer than 10 minutes...
Actually big thanks to Thorias who watched it so we don't have to.
This shit is for females' audience.
I remember seeing the Sucker Punch trailer. It looked so bad ass and then I saw the movie. And then I saw the movie. It was so bad and the action was even boring.
This movie is the "we have Warhammer 40k at home" meme
Merry Christmas Thorias! Also yeah, I find it ironic that a movie franchise is so ego driven it genuinely thinks it has a chance of replacing Star Wars in the cultural atmosphere.
Ego, or else they're desperate to get a money-printer as grand as Star Wars once was.
SUBBED!
Merry Christmas, Pal!
Outstanding review!
Snyder spends more time on his getting his male actors jacked at the gym than he does on the script.
Thanks for being my background noise at work today!
Love this review!
Oof. That Sucker Punch call out brings back memories of *severe* disappointment.
"we just met these assholes" made me crack up. great review as well.
Great video, thanks for the x-mas present! :D
Merry Christmas Thorias. Thank you for The Rebel Moon review.
Oh! Like “Jupiter Ascending”!
Great rant man, SO on point. I'm so sick and tired of Snyder. I'll never forgive him for Man of Steel. I'm a big Superman nerd and those initial trailers for Man of Steel had me so hyped, it looked like it was going to be AMAZING and I'll never forget my disappointment leaving the theater. Snyder is just another Michael Bay who makes big bombastic spectacles on the screen with ZERO concern for writing or characters.
So basically M. Night Shyamalan's "The Last Airbender"
Exposition, explaining and bad pacing
I have been saying that for years about him needing someone else to write or oversee his work
Netflix+Snyder+SW script that was rejected even by Lukasfilm.
Everybody who have at least a few brain cells knew that it was a direct recipe for a disaster.
This guys rants are pure gold! Now THIS Is entertainment…
I watched Army of the Dead; I had little hope for this one.
I don't understand why Snyder just doesn't make web series instead of lengthy movies..
The extended editions of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy are great, but they benefit from the fact that the theatrical versions are actually good. Ridley Scott's films also tend to get director's cuts, but he actually knows how to tell a focused story and narrative. And his director's cuts sometimes actually fix his films and are, in fact, superior (Kingdom of Heaven and Blade Runner, for example). Zack Snyder need to learn the basics of cinematic storytelling first (or have a writer and producer guide him) before he keeps going all in with releasing director's cuts to nearly every single one of his movies.
He had years worth of feedback, yet still made Justice League Snyder Cut the way he did.
It was Netflix that refused to release the 3 hour R rated version first.
Kingdom of Heaven's theatrical cut was utter crap, though; it was the movie, minus all the talky, "boring" parts that actually told a story.
Which is a damn shame, because its Directors Cut is one of my favorite movies ever, and I only gave it a chance because the DVD was on a deep discount at Blockbuster; that's how much I'd hated the original.
@@MyLibertyTV because you can't start a franchise with a film kids can't see, or won't actually sit through. i mean, come on, that's just basic marketing
The person being an idiot here is Snyder, who doesn't understand that an rated -r star wars knockoff is NOT going to turn into the next Star Wars. He can either have his gritty, bloody space epic, or he can have his next DCEU, he can't have both.
But he's not only trying to have both, he's trying to speedrun both....
@@petriew2018 You mean Deadpool?
The fact that the first three were willing to become slaves for a man they don't even know is absolutely WILD
Merry Christmas to you too
51K subscribers! Your aim is achieved, NICE!
Well said!
This is literally someone adapting a homebrew D&D campaign...only when the DM was sixteen...and high
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
Sorry to say, I didn't have very high expectations for this...but at least it brought me back to my favorite channel.
I wonder if besides the "Snyder-cut" version, the creators are seriously considering a related video game: its all there, the exposition, the unrelated scenes each with their own "boss" to be defeated or overcome in some way? Merry Christmas Thorias: you have your rant out of the way, do try to enjoy the rest of your Christmas. :)
They are
Not just that, the movie also commits the common sin of videogames: characters whose arcs and narratives stop the very second they join your party, at which point they're only there for numbers to bash enemies with.
This was originally a videogame pitch and there's no way someone will convince me otherwise.
Hey, you have made it to 51,000. Merry Christmas.
Well said...
Here, here! Well said!
Having watched the movie I must say your review was much too kind.
I can see why Disney passed on this as a Star Wars entry. There are so many stories that could be told in the SW universe that dont revolve around Empire vs Rebellion.
I guess I'm one of the few that like Suckerpunch but it has Abbie Cornish so I am biased.
You nailed it
First of all: MERRY CHRISTMAS THORIAS!
Second: So the "movie" was basically a cool trailer that was then filled with pointless/confusing drivel until it could be confused for an actual movie.....IF you're just looking at the runtime.
Well, maybe later on a better storyteller will have a go at that setting and we'll finally get a good story for this.
your review makes watching paint dry a essay about time travel
WOW. Zack Snyder's hackery has reached new heights. 🎉
You are so right here. I knew it would suck the moment the first trailer dropped and saw that scene where someone walked in SloMo (of course) trough a cornfield, exact same scene as in the MoS trailer.
That rage at the end was the best.
Merry Christmas 🎄Thomas love your content men 👍 hope to god there be some good movies tv shows soon as there in🎊 2024🎉
I also loved that scene where the farmer guy is about to kill.. whatever her name is, and the bounty douche says: I know you love her.... I was like... he does? What the shit, when did that happen? Snyder is an 8 year old screenwriter
The back story they you say could be made into a fun movie had already been made into a fun movie. It’s called star wars from 1977
Zack is like those guys in the 80s that made there own vanity projects to make themselves the stars. Zack just has 300 million vs 50 thousand to make it, thank god his ego isn't so big he makes himself the lead.
I have Netflix and I'm not watching this.
Lol can't wait for part 2 😂
one of the best rants of all time 🙂
I work in "the Biz", and am generally a huge Snyder fan, but yeah, I've got my Snyder films that are "Really?" (and then Watchmen happened and I was delighted.) I love this review so much I now want to see it. I love bad bad movies that are bad. (there's a lot of us yelling about 'oh damn it was horrible' and then it is either condemned to 'never see again, director must sit in chair for two-plus hours doing nothing, because that's what happened to us while we watched this.' or 'So Bad it was great.') And I assure you, your review is spot on to any of us (writers, producers, VFX artists, script 'doctors', I think we have a couple Oscar winners, definitely multiple Emmy winners) going off like Krakatoa over (insert title of object of rant) We sort of live for this. But when it drags down the general public, which they all do, (and I personally apologize to you, although I do not work on scripted features.) THIS is what happens, and I am so sorry. Just know that when it happens, we all go down on the ship with you, and are equally incensed and foully loquacious in our righteous rants of Badness. (Send up Bad Movie flare.)
Your review is spectacular, I loved it, I understood every single thing you fabulously flipped out over ... because ... it was like listening to me and favorite producer losing our minds over, "Holy Cr*p, this was a master class of Bad! And yes, (!) damn, because I've seen him make great films and NOBODY should have to go through what happened to him IRL," Based on your review of "Badness on a scale worthy of a DeMille Epic" I will now see this, (also due to your set up and I immediately said, 'This is the 'Dirty Dozen' -- which is also 'Rogue One',((It was also 'Where Eagles Dare' and 'Kelly's Heroes', but that thing kicked ass.)).
Thank you for this great "I cannot believe you DID this to us, how dare you!" vitriolic venting, it was magnificent and I assure you it happens in little production offices hiding all over town. Conversely, when some film shows up that's great, we don't shut up about that either and order everyone to go see it immediately. (Your mileage may vary on this one). I loved this.. (thank you also for reading Forbes magazine. It is a great publication, as is The Atlantic Monthly.) I really hope you work somewhere in the Industry.
Merry Christmas dude.
Merry Christmas Thorias!
Damn, I actually kinda liked Sucker Punch.
Dont judge me.
Same here! I still have my copy of the extended cut of Sucker Punch (2011) and i'm excited to see Rebel Moon: A Child of Fire - Part 1 (2023). Despite nealry EVERYONE ripping it to shreds.
Thrash
I for one won't. I dig that movie too.
I think people expect Snyder to be way deeper than he actually is.
Didn't dislike Rebel Moon either because I didn't expect Shakespeare. It was fine for what it was. There's way worse trash out there than Snyder's movies.
We all have our guilty pleasures.
Star Wars had all the same tropes but it was all just background for a simple story of a farm boy growing to become an accidental hero for the galaxy
No you don't understand Thorias Snyder wouldn't let Snyder make the Snyder movie he wanted so he has to Snyder Cut the ruination that is Snyder's movie to make his proper real Snyder movie.
I’ve heard this was originally a SW pitch that was rejected by Lucasfilm
Dear Thorias,
Merry Christmas!
Frank.
I've only ever watched one Zach Snyder movie it was the 300 and that was enough for me.
Haven't watched a single thing he has done since.
Back then to me he came across as more style than substance.
Merry Christmas big fella
Thanks! And a Happy Festivus to you as well.
the lead is awsome💯👍 also merry holidays
Blue eye samurai!!!!!!!
Hell yeah! That show is the bomb!
There you go. If you want to stream something on Netflix, you're much better off with BES than Rebel Moon.
@@thoriasunlimited4053 😆
Well, I wasn’t terribly interested in watching Rebel Moon to begin with, but all of the negative reviews have guaranteed I’ll steer clear. That said, I still enjoy watching Thorias and others explain why it’s crap. Thanks for saving me a couple of hours! Merry (late) Christmas!
This is the beautiful rant I’ve ever heard.
Would have been more interesting to have spider-monster-woman join the team, rather than cyborg-woman.
Hahaha omg your anger is so entertaining!! Love it!! I agree 200% with you on this movie! What a joke. PS I am a huge fan of Sucker Punch myself, I thought the movie was deep and had multiple meanings. After watching this, I’m thinking maybe I’m over compensating in my mind for Sucker Punch lol