"Look if you don't want to see me again you're gonna have to do better than a winchester-brand roofie and dropping me off in the middle of New Mexico."
@@Eboreg2 no that’s more of “person playing the in game character of a single game.” While a absolute favorite series of mine, not what I’m talking about. I’m talking more of a let’s player who we are familiar with playing different games as if they’re living the events right there.
I love how Zach has yet again delivered us a quote I am going to be using now. "I'm here to skirt death with a 12 gauge not lecture you about shotguns!"
Zach walking up to a demon and then immediately guessing at the make and model of the shotgun its holding is the most Zach hazard thing since picking up a milk crate on the side of the road
After what certainly feel like an eternity wandering a nuclear wasteland, Zach now challenges a questionable entity to buckshot roulette. Or in otherwords, how Zach unwinds on his Fridays.
Man, the medical feild has come a long way. never have I ever thought that we would have defibrillators that have the ability to restore the human skull after taking 12 gauge buckshot at point blank range 😂😂😂
@@TheRealAxman13 They're even better, cuz the Battlefield magic infused in those defibs need you to kill someone before you can be revived again. Some weird conservation of crap.
Dude watching Zach play this game made my day! Been babysitting toddlers and got stuck in my teacher voice for a bit while watching it so I caught myself out loud saying “now Zach…was that a good idea?” And proceeded by him shooting himself.
This is somehow something I see happening to him during Fallout 4. Mike: Zach, where did you go? Zach: I had to play shotgun roulette with some demon. I got beer from it. Mike: Alright well another settlement needs our help. Zach: Alright, fine. Mark it on our map.
I really love the vibe of this video, a pretty chill and fun take on an unsettling game where you act like you're in the game. It's really cozy, thank you.
God, after watching Zach play this game with his immensely humorous commentary whenever I watch anyone else I can't finish the video. The rest of y'all needa take notes because the guy right here, our buddy Zack, should be teaching a master class on the subject.
I came across the developer's tweet showcasing the name input machine, had no idea this was the result until AlphaBetaGamer showed it off, and pleased to see Zack play it. As an aside, I really like how the dealer is completely capable of fucking themselves over. If that's not scripted, that's pretty impressive programming. Even if it's scripted though, it's quite a clever use of it.
Zach, I'm not sure if you'll ever see this comment but I just wanted to say thank you. Watching your videos, and the ones you have done with Mike have been an absolute blessing in my life the past few years. Your videos have helped me through some really dark times and I always walk away feeling happier. You always seem to make me laugh. Thank you for everything
I can totally see Zach, now victorious over the dealer, dragging him away from his computer brain in the night club, driving him to the middle of nowhere, New Mexico, and just dumping him there!
Now here's a fun thing: the Dealer is actually right about the shells entering the chamber in a hidden sequence. He's not saying he's loading them into the chamber, he's just saying that the sequence they enter it is hidden, which it is.
ah yes. my favorite game: Fnaf. the game in which you play roulette with a demon or sumthing like that. not to confused with Buckshot roulette. in which you have to survive the night while being attacked by a group of robot ghost kids
I am gonna be perfectly honest, I was a little squeamish watching this. Not because of any blood and gore, not because of the blatant violation of the four rules of gun safety, but because I am watching this drinking a beer while watching hazard drink beer in game hold a shotgun!
So I avoided watching this game until Zach showed and fucking hell it's hilarious. You can see just how many games this guy had by the amount of times the items on the table got changed and honestly that's fine as it doesn't ruin the impact of the video he was trying to make (instead of a let's play, it's more a story with this game as the setting). Props to ya as this was a great watch (I also watched someone else and.... I'm still flabbergasted at how the ai will just chain smoke 2 cigs, chug 3 beers, and still chose himself giving someone the final win. The ai's a freaking alcoholic I swear.) Oh and before I forget, I saw a comment thread of people laughing at the being sent to New Mexico joke a two days ago, did it get taken down?
Zach casually challenging a fucking demon or whatever to chug beers and play shotgun roulette is amazing lmao
I believe in the game's context/lore it's an AI that just enjoys watching people play the game
...and correcting said demon on his gun terminology, of course. As you do.
That's just a Tuesday for me
And being one of the only people who die on the last round of the game.
One of the most ZachHazard things you can do in life/death
That opening joke hit me super hard after a week of struggling to get my prescription refilled because everywhere was out
The day i get my hands on adderral the world shall tremble
Never expected Zach of all people to make a video on it, but I'm not disappointed
Now we need to find some way to blackmail him into playing Cruelty Squad.
You kidding he's perfect
Same
What do you mean, I thought this was a vlog
@@vinnydo314 Well, people used to think he was suicidal, so you've got a point
*zach gets revived after blowing his brains out with a shotgun*
"You're lucky it left you with a cha-"
"LET ME DIE IN PEACE, JACKASS!"
"Winchester brand roofie" has to be one of my favorite lines ever.
“Say hi to Yucca mountain for me” was cold asf
"Look if you don't want to see me again you're gonna have to do better than a winchester-brand roofie and dropping me off in the middle of New Mexico."
2:40 “are you gonna involve catgirls somehow”
Zach is a man of refined tastes.
I do like how Zach acts out in the game as if he is in it and giving dialogue he would normally give.
I hope we get more “gameplay presented as if the lets player is in the world”
Especially Zach but I want more of the genre.
I think ManlyBadassHero is sorta like that half the time
@@fenrirsrage4609 yeah I’d say half and half on that front.
Still really fun channel either way I enjoy his stuff,
Like Freeman's Mind?
@@Eboreg2 no that’s more of “person playing the in game character of a single game.” While a absolute favorite series of mine, not what I’m talking about.
I’m talking more of a let’s player who we are familiar with playing different games as if they’re living the events right there.
@@PantherCat64 it's roleplaying it's fukin roleplaying sorry I don't mean to be rude it's just roleplaying
First there was Russian roulette, now get ready for American roulette!
can't wait for british roulette
Don't forget German roulette
@@Cringkinng zie Gasmasken-Roulette
American roulette was already made up, its with a handgun with fmj
Isn’t British roulette just the knife game
I love how Zach has yet again delivered us a quote I am going to be using now. "I'm here to skirt death with a 12 gauge not lecture you about shotguns!"
"Spot something wrong with videogame firearm" Speedrun any% 0:46
2:20 "Let's play a fun game, I'll pretend I'm Dick Cheney, and you pretend you're his friend"
...
I thought you were a turkey.
Lmfao
“To leave Fort Polk, you must play the game…”
Win or lose, you get to escape.
@@mrmr_zoomie Yeah, I see absolutely zero downside to playing this
Zach walking up to a demon and then immediately guessing at the make and model of the shotgun its holding is the most Zach hazard thing since picking up a milk crate on the side of the road
This game takes place in the Battlefield universe. A defib can heal a shotgun blast to the face.
A syringe can too if it's set in Battlefield...
Then again, a defib can also kill you if you're an enemy. I guess we're on good terms with the Dealer.
2:55 Has got to be the most goblin laugh ive heard from Zach
After what certainly feel like an eternity wandering a nuclear wasteland, Zach now challenges a questionable entity to buckshot roulette. Or in otherwords, how Zach unwinds on his Fridays.
Man, the medical feild has come a long way. never have I ever thought that we would have defibrillators that have the ability to restore the human skull after taking 12 gauge buckshot at point blank range 😂😂😂
Game has to canonically take place in the Battlefield universe, those defibs will get you back up from anything.
@@TheRealAxman13 They're even better, cuz the Battlefield magic infused in those defibs need you to kill someone before you can be revived again. Some weird conservation of crap.
I would imagine both Mike and Zach playing this if Buckshot Roulette has 1v1 mode on. That would be funny as hell.
9:37 legit, that was a cool line
"wHy dO tHEy caLL iT oVen whEN yOu oVen tHE coLd foOD Up oUt hOt eAt ThE fOod?"
My Dad, after 8 beers.
Dude watching Zach play this game made my day! Been babysitting toddlers and got stuck in my teacher voice for a bit while watching it so I caught myself out loud saying “now Zach…was that a good idea?” And proceeded by him shooting himself.
"Say hi to yucca mountain" is going to be in my vocabulary now.
"Let's play a game, I'll pretend I'm Dick Cheney and you pretend you're Dick Cheney's friend."
12/10.
"Oh my god it was loaded" Zach was taking the cheney role play seriously
"a remington brand roofie" is my takeaway from this video. That's going in the old mind vault.
02:06 i mean, technically the rounds will enter the chamber in a hidden sequence as well, once you pump them in from the mag tube
"Say hi to Yucca Mountain for me" has been added to the Snappy Comebacks Library. Thanks
Was fully convinced his words upon getting the money would be: "I'm finally getting the fucking P90!"
This is somehow something I see happening to him during Fallout 4.
Mike: Zach, where did you go?
Zach: I had to play shotgun roulette with some demon. I got beer from it.
Mike: Alright well another settlement needs our help.
Zach: Alright, fine. Mark it on our map.
"how are we going to make it more interesting, are you going to involve cat girls some how?" A man after my own heart
Fun fact: the thing about God’s liability waver shows that he played the game and lost. That’s why if you die you go to an empty heaven.
Zach using his armorer powers to magically repair the shotgun's barrel
0:57 -1:14 is the hardest I laughed in awhile, thanks Zach 👍
Same lmao
Because of Zach’s cadence at like 1:27 petition he be the new postal guy VA if that ever happens.
You should definitely go around town with a clipboard asking people to sign your petition.
zach would make a great postal dude
Love this. From the ATF memes to the magical defib machine I wish I had.
I just love that canonically God just killed himself in random warehouse with a 12 gauge XD
I really love the vibe of this video, a pretty chill and fun take on an unsettling game where you act like you're in the game. It's really cozy, thank you.
7:41 "Winchester brand roofie" is a phrase i never thought i would hear.
The screeching atf agent when sawing off the barrel is fucking hilarious
Really like this vid love the atmosphere really felt dam good with the editing who ever did it
It was me!
@@Zach_Hazard Dam mate well done one loved the vid was amazing
Knew you'd cover this the second I first saw this game pop up
God, after watching Zach play this game with his immensely humorous commentary whenever I watch anyone else I can't finish the video. The rest of y'all needa take notes because the guy right here, our buddy Zack, should be teaching a master class on the subject.
Wow. Played this at 0.25x speed for that full gas station Adderall experience, and it still holds up.
That looked like a blast.
We can say Zach and the Dealer always go out with a bang.
Careful bro! Last time you sighed a waiver, you ended up in a real sweaty hell of Fort Polk.
Nah, that last one was a contract. Waivers are cool though.
DONT NEVER BUY THE ADDERALL FROM DA GAS STATION BRO
I was not expecting the absolute descent into goblin mode after he won
I came across the developer's tweet showcasing the name input machine, had no idea this was the result until AlphaBetaGamer showed it off, and pleased to see Zack play it. As an aside, I really like how the dealer is completely capable of fucking themselves over. If that's not scripted, that's pretty impressive programming. Even if it's scripted though, it's quite a clever use of it.
Zach, I'm not sure if you'll ever see this comment but I just wanted to say thank you. Watching your videos, and the ones you have done with Mike have been an absolute blessing in my life the past few years. Your videos have helped me through some really dark times and I always walk away feeling happier. You always seem to make me laugh. Thank you for everything
That was about $10k in that briefcase. You decide if that's worth playing shotgun roulette with a demon for
This was simultaneously unsettling and entertaining.
This game is unreasonably fun to watch
I can totally see Zach, now victorious over the dealer, dragging him away from his computer brain in the night club, driving him to the middle of nowhere, New Mexico, and just dumping him there!
Cant believe it took me this long to realize it's Zach not Zack
Imagine being this entity and Zach is acting more like an anomalous entity than you are.
"By brave i mean stew" last words before disaster
They definitely use that defibrillator in gta hospitals
In fairness, the shells enter the chamber *after* being loaded from the magazine tube, so they still *do* enter the chamber in a hidden sequence.
Zach is truly being one with his spirit animal. Just like the lobster.
"Winchester brand roofie" and the Dick Cheney bit were incredibly funny.
This is the kind of shit that a soldier or a Marine would get themselves involved (Weekend safety brief included)
I would be lying if I said I hadn’t been tempted to try this at the end of at least one particularly nasty week.
Mrs. Hazard, Zach’s shooting himself in the face again!
man i love how hes dissecting every inaccuracy its like im watching gun rants all over again
8:28
Chugs two beers. Doesn't elaborate. Shoots himself in the mouth.
It took me about two minutes to realize this is the same guy who does the fall out gun rant
Liked this so much I went and bought it, thanks for showing off the small devs Zach!
your humor and this game went together like peanut butter and honey, and I'm glad I came back to watch this again and chuckle.
So yeah, today we learned that we do not let Zach be in charge of games in the event it saves or destroys the world.
if there is one thing I knew I needed its Zach playing a game about guns and pointing out everything wrong with said gun.
Its quite a bit late but Congrats to you and Mrs. Hazard
Zach evil wizard laugh brights my day.
I was excited for zach to play this game, hell of a good time.
Every fucking line you say is threatening to make me bust a rib laughing.
I really love your videos dude.
Zach, your voice makes me happy. Thank you for actually having your own channel now.
with the earnings you can finally get a new skull and brain considering how many times that thing got shot
Finaly zach found this game
Pissing off the ATF and casually bullying a demon of unknown origin. Zach’s definition of a perfect Saturday.
Also, Zach, there is now a multiplayer mode for Buckshot Roulette. Get Mike and a couple other friends in on the chaos.
The ATF agent peaking up when Zach sawed off the shotgun barrel had me rolling
I love the ATF joke at 2:52
I nearly skipped this video but I could not miss seeing Zach play this
1:55 I knew Zack would get it! It’s not a blank, it’s a dummy!
And thus Zach Hazard became THE CRIMSON CHIN!
Zach when being shot recited the age old question of why they call it oven
Now here's a fun thing: the Dealer is actually right about the shells entering the chamber in a hidden sequence. He's not saying he's loading them into the chamber, he's just saying that the sequence they enter it is hidden, which it is.
1:24 Zach turns unto Postal dude
Man the first line really explains it all.
2:49 certifyed Randy Weaver moment
Incredibly immersive! I love the way you do commentary, Zach! Keep it up! ❤❤
They bought the defib from the BF4 medic. Hence, it is able to revive people who have been shot.
ah yes. my favorite game: Fnaf. the game in which you play roulette with a demon or sumthing like that. not to confused with Buckshot roulette. in which you have to survive the night while being attacked by a group of robot ghost kids
Im commenting this before he brings up the incorrect portrayal of blanks
Edit: I CALLED IT
3:27 America's Strategy during WW1.
I love the reference to the Kino Fabino meme you snuck in there at 1:00
This feels very Inscryption-esque, and honestly I kinda love it
I am gonna be perfectly honest, I was a little squeamish watching this. Not because of any blood and gore, not because of the blatant violation of the four rules of gun safety, but because I am watching this drinking a beer while watching hazard drink beer in game hold a shotgun!
So I avoided watching this game until Zach showed and fucking hell it's hilarious. You can see just how many games this guy had by the amount of times the items on the table got changed and honestly that's fine as it doesn't ruin the impact of the video he was trying to make (instead of a let's play, it's more a story with this game as the setting). Props to ya as this was a great watch
(I also watched someone else and.... I'm still flabbergasted at how the ai will just chain smoke 2 cigs, chug 3 beers, and still chose himself giving someone the final win. The ai's a freaking alcoholic I swear.)
Oh and before I forget, I saw a comment thread of people laughing at the being sent to New Mexico joke a two days ago, did it get taken down?
This is a new experience from the norm, but it's a welcomed one