I open the garage door to go to my car and the completely assembled Amazon box is just sitting there on the steps as if to say "you know you won't be able to walk past me without breaking me down properly"
Now Kim needs to do one about Things Moms Would Never Say. "We have too many couch pillows and we don't need anymore?! You are absolutely right, honey. We don't need more anymore couch pillows, so I'm not going to buy any." *puts back decorative pillows.* Now Taylor and Heidi Calmus need to do the same thing.
"Oh look at all these toys, laundry, and dishes strewn throughout the house. I had better leave them in place in case you left them out for a reason and we need them later!"
Incredibly funny- but honestly the funniest part for me was the joke that wasn't even planned... that the one who remembers when Penn wore something last wasn't even Penn, but Kim. XD So accurate. My husband and I joke that if he ever went missing, the description of him I'd give to the cops would be like 'he's 5'10, 190lbs, wearing a brown henley with a small paint stain on the left arm from where we painted the garage last summer, he just shaved his winter beard down to a goatee, he's wearing his ugly blue boat shoes with a hole on the toe and he's got a cut on his hand from where he said he'd be fiiiiine not going to the dr after slicing his hand open taking the a/c out of the window." And if I went missing he'd be like "my wife is... she's got... red hair, and she's shorter than me. Like, to ... um, here-ish *gestures with hand*. What was she wearing? Uh, probably a hoodie? Blueish blackish greyish?"
I was thinking that right away, that it is always my wife that knows when I wore something last, the first time I wore it, how long I've had it, who gave it to me, etc. So frustrating!
So glad you kept that last bit... letting people see the remembering and the bit about having a fight. A mix of fun/pain/etc that is life. Hugs to you guys! Thanks for what you guys do!!
This is me. I never pack for the kids. If I do, I get in trouble for something or not something. Yet after she packs, I question if she got everything...swimsuits, toothbrushes, etc. She acts like I'm accusing her of being a bad packer. Then we get to our destination...she forgot something. ARGH!!!
This was 100% accurate. Just packs for himself and still forgets things 🙃 😂 while I pack for me, kids and extras for the whole family (food, meds, towels, etc)
I take small issue with the Target thing. Target's my happy place; my "dad escape." But I don't look at pillows and candles... My excuse for going is to buy food and toiletry items our grocery store doesn't carry, but I spend most of my time in the toy isles, the seasonal department, the outdoor stuff, thumbing through all the LP records, and then I might spend twenty minutes on self-dialog debating whether we should upgrade our TV (I always conclude "not yet"). All the other points... yep. Spot on.
Hahaha As a football coach's daughter, I feel this one in my soul. We used to have dad's yelling at my mom and us kids because my dad wasn't playing their kid🤦♀️
I love leaving $20 in my winter coat. It’s a nice, surprising, treat for next year. Along with rotting candy 😆 U guys are so humble and relatable. Just love watching your skits!! Hugs from a midwestern friend! ☺️
The suit at the end reminds me of my grandpa's funeral. The funny thing was that my parents were still staying at my grandpa's house for the funeral, and my dad had his suit hanging in the guest closet. They told the morgue to get my grandpa's suit and put it on him (maybe his housekeeper helped them get the suit). When my dad went to get ready for the funeral, he couldn't find his suit. As you can guess, we got to see my grandpa in his casket wearing my dad's suit, and my dad had to wear the suit of that was intended for burial. True story! We still laugh about it today.
Aww, thanks for the story. You have my condolences. God bless you and yours. Your family got to make one the final memory with him, literally at the funeral. That's great! Repent and God bless you and yours. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
I love this channel. During Covid lockdown my parents and I had a hard day on finding out how long we would be locked down. We watched all your videos until midnight and laughed so much. Thanks 🤍
Oh my gosh it is the opposite for me and my husband. He never ever breaks the boxes down and two days after trash pickup he has the can full of random shit and we can't fit any actual trash in it.
As a fellow Tarheel fan, the Duke/Coach K ones were my favorite! "That was totally fair. Duke gets no preferential treatment whatsoever." 🤣🤣🤣 Love your videos!
PILLOWS!! DECORATIVE PILLOWS FOR DAYS!!! EVERYWHERE, FOR EVERY SEASON, EVERY HOLIDAY! They do make good projectiles when the cat is misbehaving... except the cat thinks it is a game and anticipates the pillow like a football player.
I laughed so hard😂😂 you guys are so genuine and so so adorable. Thank you for sharing your lives with us! Also I’m sorry to hear about Penn’s dad. Sending a prayer 🧡
You two crack me up! My husband never packs for the kids lol. Haha he is yelling about glitter down stairs right now from arts and crafts yesterday. You forgot about the glitter battle. (I Have girls)
It helps me be less upset with my husband to hear that its funny to even imagine a husband would put his shoes and laundry where they go. So so funny. Thank you for the laughs. This one might be my favorite. Up there with the coat one.
Funny you mentioned getting into a fight while making this video. I thought I should share it with my husband but then decided not to because we would probably get into a fight. It's better to be safe than sorry. Though I'm sure he will see it, we watch your channel as a family. It's a good, safe, funny place on you tube. Thanks.
Hello I just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear that your father passed away. I remember a video where you both were saying you were lucky enough to still have your parents at this time. Great video though by the way!😊
NOT only was this so completely frickin' hilarious, but Penn mentioned Duke, too! My high school's mascot were the Blue Devils, and our logo was the exact same one Duke uses! 🔵😈
I think Penn deserves a big big hug!!!! It's anyways hard to find those things in a pocket or wherever. The Apple kale salad dinner got me!! I will always choose fries over kale.
Ok…my hubby does enjoy a nice candle! He will totally shop candles with me! Lol! And if there’s popcorn and icees at Target he will walk around with me UNTIL the snacks are eaten, so I have to shop fast! LOL! 😂
1:30 this is why women should NEVER have been let into management positions. This why we now have the interview question: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" ARGH!
When Penn said he was done packing and would pack for the kids, I died laughing and yet felt extremely triggered all at the same time. 😂
Ditto!
Same!! 🤣😭😩
Me three!
Totally agree !
YEEEEEEEESSSSSS
Penn looked like he was about to break out into laughter during every scene 😄
These were so good!
Or brake out with hives 🤣🤣
@@manyalevine1017 When you lie this much and do things too many times that deserve your man card being taken away, you will suffer!!!
Definitely! You could almost see the pain on his face when he said some of those lies, I mean lines!!
Calling the decorative pillows "whimsical" at the end really got me. 😂
I think this is when the fight broke out.
Same! I had literally never heard the word “whimsical” said by a male human until this!
"That was totally fair! Duke gets no preferential treatment whatsoever." and "He's as charming as he is handsome." I laughed so hard I snorted!
I did not know your father passed away. Sorry for your loss. On the other hand, this was another funny video, keep it going! 👍🏻
The part about not breaking down the box before putting it into the recycling is so relatable but at least they took it to the recycling bin 🤣❤
I open the garage door to go to my car and the completely assembled Amazon box is just sitting there on the steps as if to say "you know you won't be able to walk past me without breaking me down properly"
Now Kim needs to do one about Things Moms Would Never Say.
"We have too many couch pillows and we don't need anymore?! You are absolutely right, honey. We don't need more anymore couch pillows, so I'm not going to buy any."
*puts back decorative pillows.*
Now Taylor and Heidi Calmus need to do the same thing.
"I don't need you to cook any nights this week. I got it covered. I love coming up with a 7 day meal plan. In fact, I'll do it all month!"
"You want to sit around all day playing video games and watching TV? Great idea, you should relax on your day off of work."
Here's Kim's! 😊 th-cam.com/video/zsblFNSQUsI/w-d-xo.html
"It's okay, honey. I know you know EXACTLY how to get there."
"Oh look at all these toys, laundry, and dishes strewn throughout the house. I had better leave them in place in case you left them out for a reason and we need them later!"
Incredibly funny- but honestly the funniest part for me was the joke that wasn't even planned... that the one who remembers when Penn wore something last wasn't even Penn, but Kim. XD So accurate. My husband and I joke that if he ever went missing, the description of him I'd give to the cops would be like 'he's 5'10, 190lbs, wearing a brown henley with a small paint stain on the left arm from where we painted the garage last summer, he just shaved his winter beard down to a goatee, he's wearing his ugly blue boat shoes with a hole on the toe and he's got a cut on his hand from where he said he'd be fiiiiine not going to the dr after slicing his hand open taking the a/c out of the window." And if I went missing he'd be like "my wife is... she's got... red hair, and she's shorter than me. Like, to ... um, here-ish *gestures with hand*. What was she wearing? Uh, probably a hoodie? Blueish blackish greyish?"
Oh, my gosh! You are so spot on with this!!
😂😂😂😂😂
I was thinking that right away, that it is always my wife that knows when I wore something last, the first time I wore it, how long I've had it, who gave it to me, etc. So frustrating!
Exactly 😆😆😆😆
😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing.. so right!!
Now dad might not say these things, but when he does it is dripped in HEAVY sarcasm.
That's what I said! I commented that I say 90% of these.....sarcastically!
So glad you kept that last bit... letting people see the remembering and the bit about having a fight. A mix of fun/pain/etc that is life. Hugs to you guys! Thanks for what you guys do!!
“Mommy always packs! Now it’s my turn!” Hit me right in the unequal balance of responsibilities
This is me. I never pack for the kids. If I do, I get in trouble for something or not something. Yet after she packs, I question if she got everything...swimsuits, toothbrushes, etc. She acts like I'm accusing her of being a bad packer. Then we get to our destination...she forgot something. ARGH!!!
This was 100% accurate. Just packs for himself and still forgets things 🙃 😂 while I pack for me, kids and extras for the whole family (food, meds, towels, etc)
Hey now! We get stuff from high shelves, kill spiders, and other things... so, just shush! :P
@@RichMengYiMing you men do have some usefulness, I'm not discounting that 🤣 just not when it comes to packing, lol!
YES
I take small issue with the Target thing. Target's my happy place; my "dad escape." But I don't look at pillows and candles...
My excuse for going is to buy food and toiletry items our grocery store doesn't carry, but I spend most of my time in the toy isles, the seasonal department, the outdoor stuff, thumbing through all the LP records, and then I might spend twenty minutes on self-dialog debating whether we should upgrade our TV (I always conclude "not yet").
All the other points... yep. Spot on.
You should've added "I'm going to place the leftovers in a proper Tupperware container instead of placing the entire pan in the fridge"
"That way we can see at all times in all parts of the house" loved them all🤣👌🏻💞
Hahaha As a football coach's daughter, I feel this one in my soul. We used to have dad's yelling at my mom and us kids because my dad wasn't playing their kid🤦♀️
Jeez! This is why my kids don’t want to do competitive team sports. It happens at the young ages too.
LLP
I love leaving $20 in my winter coat. It’s a nice, surprising, treat for next year. Along with rotting candy 😆 U guys are so humble and relatable. Just love watching your skits!! Hugs from a midwestern friend! ☺️
that is the best kind of surprise to find
@@holdernessfamilylaughs Well you guys deserve cause YOU'RE AWESOME!!
Oh my gosh😯
I do the $20 in the jacket pockets too! 😆
The $20 from last winter is now worth $10. Have fun!
@@RichMengYiMing lol good point. But, at least I can get 3 gallons of gas, with it. 😵💫
I hadn’t realized your father had gone home. It’s never easy even when we know it’s a blessing.🙏🏻❤️🌺
The suit at the end reminds me of my grandpa's funeral. The funny thing was that my parents were still staying at my grandpa's house for the funeral, and my dad had his suit hanging in the guest closet. They told the morgue to get my grandpa's suit and put it on him (maybe his housekeeper helped them get the suit). When my dad went to get ready for the funeral, he couldn't find his suit. As you can guess, we got to see my grandpa in his casket wearing my dad's suit, and my dad had to wear the suit of that was intended for burial. True story! We still laugh about it today.
I remember saying: Dad, I hope you didn't leave anything important in the pockets....
Aww, thanks for the story.
You have my condolences.
God bless you and yours.
Your family got to make one the final memory with him, literally at the funeral. That's great!
Repent and God bless you and yours. 🙏🏼 🙏🏼
It was meant to be. Your Grandpa didn't want to be buried in that suit. He wanted your dad to wear it to remember him.😢
My favorite part was the special awareness in packing up the car. That is so true and hilarious!
"Whatever you ordered you deserve it" wise words I say at least once a week.
The best ones:
1. Packing for the kids
2. Blue shirts LOL
3. Referees!!!!!
I love this channel. During Covid lockdown my parents and I had a hard day on finding out how long we would be locked down. We watched all your videos until midnight and laughed so much. Thanks 🤍
We are so glad you are here with us. ♥
Lol, the very first thing he said had me laughing out loud. This is all so funny.😂
The box in the recycle bin! Why do I feel so seen/attacked?!🙈😂
Oh my gosh it is the opposite for me and my husband. He never ever breaks the boxes down and two days after trash pickup he has the can full of random shit and we can't fit any actual trash in it.
Excellent. The only one you missed was, “Looks like someone changed the thermostat. I’m sure they have a great reason for doing that!”
As a fellow Tarheel fan, the Duke/Coach K ones were my favorite! "That was totally fair. Duke gets no preferential treatment whatsoever." 🤣🤣🤣 Love your videos!
Go ‘Heels 🏀🏀
Very true and funny! Kim should do one now as well. I am so sorry about the lost of your dad Penn.
Your spatial reasoning totally makes sense. 😂😂😂
Love the video(s) and I'm so sorry for the loss of your father. I lost mine 6 yrs ago and it gets better with time.
I think my dad would say the thing about leaving on all the lights....... really sarcastically. 😂
"Good call, Referee!!!" Made me spit out my water.
PILLOWS!! DECORATIVE PILLOWS FOR DAYS!!! EVERYWHERE, FOR EVERY SEASON, EVERY HOLIDAY! They do make good projectiles when the cat is misbehaving... except the cat thinks it is a game and anticipates the pillow like a football player.
The part with the shoes and the laundry almost took me out😂
This guy sounds like the most sarcastic Dad that has ever existed
I laughed so hard😂😂 you guys are so genuine and so so adorable. Thank you for sharing your lives with us!
Also I’m sorry to hear about Penn’s dad. Sending a prayer 🧡
The sarcasm gene runs deep in your family. So funny!
You forgot “I love it when you turn the temp down to 60* in the summer!” 😂
I'm on the floor laughing. Thank you so much guys! You just brightened my day!
I'm dead 😂😂😂 this was perfect! I can't imagine how often you cracked up trying to film this.
The light's on one actually hurt
I've heard a few dad's say many of these. Now! That pocket square my man, looking good!
TBH though there does come a point when the guy just sees the Amazon boxes on the stoop and decides its not worth the oxygen to ask. 😆
Except when my husband orders way more expensive things than I do, and way more often
You two crack me up! My husband never packs for the kids lol. Haha he is yelling about glitter down stairs right now from arts and crafts yesterday. You forgot about the glitter battle. (I Have girls)
Pillows pillows pillows.....where do you put them all. Hilarious!!!
It helps me be less upset with my husband to hear that its funny to even imagine a husband would put his shoes and laundry where they go. So so funny. Thank you for the laughs. This one might be my favorite. Up there with the coat one.
My husband and I loved your book and found it very helpful to improve our communication and have recommended it to other couples too!
its so funny with the pillow and the clothing start over lol ! love yall
The bit with the wreath made me LOL. My dad could not deal with the wreaths.
Not breaking down a cardboard box before putting it in the recycling can = classic. Love it
I have "never" said some of these things and I am Mom. LMBO 🤣 🤣 🤣
I just can't with you guys.... I'm dying!!!! 😅😂🤣 the sarcasm is just so great!!!!
I laughed so hard! 🤣😂🤣😂 Well done guys!
OMG - I laughed so hard. Funny, my husband wasn't laughing during it.
Haha you guys always make my day. Do we all just have the same dad? My dad would be dead before he said any of these things😂😭
Ha! (Go Heels!) When you referenced our final defeat of Ol' Ferret Face I cheered and laughed!
I too also accumulate endless blue dress shirts. Maybe they’re just multiplying in my closet.
That hit the nail on the head, especially the box recycling, because the nice recycle-man will take the time to break them down for us😅
Damn,i'm about to pass out from laughing so hard!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
The GPS and "Lights left on" scenarios are spot on in our family.
I smiled while watching the entire video. You both crack me up and truly seem like good people. Great content and thanks for making me laugh. ✨
Funny you mentioned getting into a fight while making this video. I thought I should share it with my husband but then decided not to because we would probably get into a fight. It's better to be safe than sorry. Though I'm sure he will see it, we watch your channel as a family. It's a good, safe, funny place on you tube. Thanks.
The box in the recycling bin! My super-mellow husband loses his MIND over that!
This goes is your top ten of funniest videos. 🤣 thank you for keeping us laughing!!
Good to know dads are still functioning like this! 🤣
The packing for the kids had me😂 I have to pack for all 6 of us
Thanks for the laughs !
The lights! That's one of the big drivers for making the home "smart". Schedules, occupancy, no getting up or wondering.
SO much fun! And I just totally love you guys.
The Duke shade was the best.
"I'm not petty at all." 😂😂
Hello I just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear that your father passed away. I remember a video where you both were saying you were lucky enough to still have your parents at this time. Great video though by the way!😊
Penn just doesn't get enough face time. He's hysterical 🤣
The sarcasm was palpable.
Can't wait to show my wife this one! Too close to home.
NOT only was this so completely frickin' hilarious, but Penn mentioned Duke, too! My high school's mascot were the Blue Devils, and our logo was the exact same one Duke uses! 🔵😈
“Spatial Reasoning” for the win!!!❤
This was therapeutic to WATCH.
This is so TRUE
Although the packages on the porch should be “I will help you by bringing them inside”
This is so hilarious and accurate. Thanks guys 😂😂😂😂
I was doubled over laughing at this... So close to home! Thanks for the midday chuckle.
I love the packing the suitcases clip!! 😂 So true!!
I think Penn deserves a big big hug!!!! It's anyways hard to find those things in a pocket or wherever.
The Apple kale salad dinner got me!! I will always choose fries over kale.
Deserves a big big... What?
@@emilymulcahy lol oh goodness HUG!!!
Thank you!
Ok…my hubby does enjoy a nice candle! He will totally shop candles with me! Lol! And if there’s popcorn and icees at Target he will walk around with me UNTIL the snacks are eaten, so I have to shop fast! LOL! 😂
You two are so much fun!
I clipped the Duke line. Hilarious!!!
Love the line about Duke not getting preferential treatment!LOL!
Lol, the self-control to say these things without sarcasm
The decorative pillows was so real it hurt
This was so hillerious watching Penn trying not to laugh through most of it lol 😂
Ha, Penn said whimsical!
Hilarious 😂
Penn looks great in the suit by the way👍🏼
That one about the lights - I felt that.
1:30 this is why women should NEVER have been let into management positions. This why we now have the interview question: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" ARGH!
Yes it reminded me of my parents having a discussion - Dad would be sarcastic to my Mom.
OMG. Everything was 100% FACTS
I almost died laughing at the idea of my husband packing the kids bag 🤣🤣🤣
I felt this in my soul. 💯💯
I love this!! Spot on!
That’s a good mini spatula.
The completely out of context “let’s go have brunch” got me 😂
Yep! This is accurate, especially the football stuff. Loving these videos!
So funny! Love you guys.