ELEX Review | Gothic II With Guns | Urban Berlin Simulator©

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  • @calineos6770
    @calineos6770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    I must admit: As a german I had no idea how popular simulator games are in my country. Until I started working in QA. It opened my eyes and made me cry in shame, horror and german.

    • @sechsauge
      @sechsauge ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Poor soul.

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Hi Achmed

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Now get back to qa testing farming simulator 2077

    • @GigiBranconi
      @GigiBranconi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Sonichero151Don't remind them of their suffering
      Rip Brudi 🙏

    • @spiired6469
      @spiired6469 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@KABLAMMATS💀

  • @wieso4008
    @wieso4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5913

    "ELEX is the latest copy of Gothic 2" is probably the most accurate TL;DR description of a game I've ever heard. Priceless.

    • @auburn8833
      @auburn8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      True, they literally copied Gorn in there and called him born, lmao

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep

    • @Papaj2.137
      @Papaj2.137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +companions and flying

    • @MrSkme
      @MrSkme 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yup, gothic 2 is one of my favourite games of all time. It doesn't hold your hand and you feel like you're actually playing an RPG. i wish there was more games like that.

    • @ZigealFaust
      @ZigealFaust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "If it aint broke, don't fix it." - Nintendo

  • @Awesomenessgaminglebrony
    @Awesomenessgaminglebrony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3483

    Sseth's power is so strong that Piranha Bites is now making a sequel

    • @shaynehughes6645
      @shaynehughes6645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      Gothic2 2: Escape from Germany

    • @ewptyewpewp
      @ewptyewpewp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sixty ninth like 6( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)9

    • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
      @MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Elex 2: Gothic 2 in space 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @TheGrace020
      @TheGrace020 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Based

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Real talk, Elex 2 is looking to vastly improve over Elex.

  • @XellDincht
    @XellDincht 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3649

    The best RPG Germany ever produced is called Panzerschreck

    • @NecroFkz
      @NecroFkz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Good joke. Thanks!

    • @4e34e545e345w3
      @4e34e545e345w3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I thought best RPG by Germany is Blitzkrieg.

    • @sputnik7472
      @sputnik7472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      @@4e34e545e345w3 The Panzerschreck is an RPG. You know... a rocket launcher.

    • @pierate4701
      @pierate4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      It's not the best Shrek though, that's Mike Myers

    • @pierate4701
      @pierate4701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Who is himself not the best Mike Myers, that's a fictional serial killer

  • @user-uh7cb3vy4v
    @user-uh7cb3vy4v 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7068

    I lost it at Achmed

    • @akroma12345678910
      @akroma12345678910 6 ปีที่แล้ว +790

      Why? It's a standard tanned German name.

    • @CoolGuyAtlas
      @CoolGuyAtlas 6 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      I think you mean "Germans of Non-Racist Origins"

    • @EternalDeath14
      @EternalDeath14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Funny, yet not inaccurate.

    • @rocwood
      @rocwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      They're the only Germans who know how to cook beef and lamb properly.

    • @cryptosporidiom
      @cryptosporidiom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +622

      Also they're the only Germans who know how to marry their cousins properly, and how to barely speak German properly.

  • @QKuKier
    @QKuKier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5388

    "The stamina bar is a great feature and adds a lot to the game. There's nothing more satisfying than watching a green bar deplete and replenish in the top left of my screen, as I wait for my cerebral palsy stricken character to accumulate enough energy for his paralized muscles to spring into motion."
    Jesus Christ, this line alone deserves a Hugo Award, my personal favourite of all Sseth's videos. Watched this one shamelesly too many times to count.

    • @nikolamiladinovic8518
      @nikolamiladinovic8518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mine is review of Heroes of Might and magic III

    • @McDouggal
      @McDouggal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Sseth is too offensive to be considered for a Hugo.
      Which sucks because he's fucking hilarious.

    • @HikyouBanchou
      @HikyouBanchou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      They fixed this problem. In difficulty settings you can now turn off stamina usage in melee combat.

    • @DravicPL
      @DravicPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@HikyouBanchou ah, yes! A famous way to fix any design suffering from a few flaws. Don't just fix them, no! Disable them!

    • @eldonhill4840
      @eldonhill4840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@DravicPL the problem was literally that the mechanic existed in the first place, so in this case yes, it would be

  • @macabre101
    @macabre101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    "Jurgen, Hans and akhmed"... That was perfect.

    • @MrSp0iler
      @MrSp0iler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Inferior idiots thinking that 2 biggest cities are where most of population lives in the country.

    • @datemasamune2106
      @datemasamune2106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bruh, at least write it correctly. :v

    • @megamastah
      @megamastah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@MrSp0iler Inferior idiots as in not uber-menschen?

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@MrSp0iler piss off, Hitler youth

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@megamastah yeah the inferior was.. anachronistic honestly XD

  • @ThePamimo
    @ThePamimo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2158

    As a german from berlin i can confirm, walking outside results in immediate stabbing

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Berlin is basically East Germany.

    • @Soderbob
      @Soderbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@TFrills nah Berlin Kreuzberg and Neuköln are more like Detroit in the 90s

    • @TFrills
      @TFrills 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Soderbob On the map, it's basically in East Germany though.

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Ok so I love Germany, have been to many great cities and towns. Munich, Koln, Frankfurt, Düsseldorf even Hamburg which used to have a bad name years ago but I found charming and had a very pleasant time. Berlin.. Was different. In the two days we stayed there a pusher tried to sell us drugs, basically in the streets, a drunken gentleman of Turkish descent made some very colourful remarks on my girl at the time, when she waved him off he started pushing her with considerable force. Maybe I'm a coward but we ran away(the gentleman wasn't alone btw and fighting strangers in a strange city seemed like a bad idea). The day of the departure another gentleman tried to pickpocket us. Thankfully he was a "pro" because the moment he saw we caught him he said something like :"sorry, my mistake" and quickly walked away. So Germany is cool and fun, Berlin an aquired taste

    • @OuhPii
      @OuhPii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nurpiet
      Yup, that explains a lot.

  • @Arishava
    @Arishava 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6976

    am german, can confirm. this is how it is

    • @fuki999
      @fuki999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      im not and i cuntfirm this too lal

    • @TheKingofbrooklin
      @TheKingofbrooklin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Verräter !

    • @jessepinkman7383
      @jessepinkman7383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      apart from döner ,it's fantastic if you buy it from the right place

    • @edwardoliveira1748
      @edwardoliveira1748 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      the konz Volksfahrräder!

    • @zeronatras
      @zeronatras 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Thanks Ahmed

  • @nekromorg
    @nekromorg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6155

    As an average german male i feel heavily offended. Prepare to be invaded.

    • @jbreitz87
      @jbreitz87 6 ปีที่แล้ว +706

      Ah so you're bringing him more cultural enrichment.

    • @snickers6836
      @snickers6836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ayyy lmao

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      meatmaster pls, achmed. Don't do this

    • @handsomebrick
      @handsomebrick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *prepared

    • @tvsty5830
      @tvsty5830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@KlaweKlapki Döner*

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1069

    As a German, I can say that’s exactly how we do, but the wacky background music is only audible in Bayern

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Des hoast 'Bavaria' auf Englisch, du Saupreiss, du damischer!

    • @void-creature
      @void-creature 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Hanfgurkenhasser wenns BAYERN hoast, dann hoasts auch BAYERN du landersverräter

    • @jariga8257
      @jariga8257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Shit ich lebe in Deutschland und verstehe die hälfte von dem ihr redet nichtmal xD.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@void-creature Oida! Kimm her und hol dia dei Gnackwatschn ab. Grattler.

    • @Hanfgurkenhasser
      @Hanfgurkenhasser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jariga8257 Jo, kennt man doch, es gibt zwei Sprachen in Deutschland: Deutsch und Bayerisch. :D

  • @Gen_Warlock
    @Gen_Warlock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    "Your health is low, got any potions... Or F O O D?!" Fable, is that you?

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Fable 1? Yes.
      Whatta game.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Now imagine that would be Skyrim. And we all ate 20 cheese wheels and 50 apples mit combat, mid jump, while the guard just noticed that he doesn't need a knee to stab you!

    • @mattl.3453
      @mattl.3453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I Skyrim. Timefreeze so I can buff up and heal by eating thousands of rotten apples and putting my glitched infinite stats gear on to make you fly further than the other side of the whole map thus erasing you from existence.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like it.

    • @WittyOriginalUsername
      @WittyOriginalUsername 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That….that was the joke….

  • @grimmdul9808
    @grimmdul9808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3351

    Flamethrower? OH YOU MEAN FLAMMENWERFER! IT WERFS FLAMMEN!

    • @dietwindieu9844
      @dietwindieu9844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      somebody has been watching sovietwomble

    • @Headbangerr-en2cc
      @Headbangerr-en2cc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@TuriGamer His point is beeing funny. It spells: F-U-N-N-Y and it means: to make people with brains laugh.

    • @SimaoRodrigues...
      @SimaoRodrigues... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Headbangerr-en2cc An old meme that died a very long time ago aint funny,sorry chief.

    • @Nevrojs
      @Nevrojs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@SimaoRodrigues... it is funny for germans

    • @jynxed66six54
      @jynxed66six54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@TuriGamer ahhh, i man of no humour i see

  • @p1nkfreud
    @p1nkfreud 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    As a Full blooded German, I can attest to the velociraptors and giant rats in our scenic forests.

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      interesting...

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So THAT'S where they filmed "Beast Wars"

    • @deathtrooper7760
      @deathtrooper7760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@librarianseth5572 yes and some of them are great for hiking just stay on the path and you can survive if you run fast enough. in the case you disapear worry not everyone will pretend that you never was there and that they never seen you.

    • @GoofyGoober12345
      @GoofyGoober12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have seen a t rex in the volkspark the other day

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wow, i wish i had that thing in Brazil...we have it in Acre though...

  • @neosildrake
    @neosildrake ปีที่แล้ว +61

    As a German myself, living just a few kilometers away from Berlin aka the Domed City, I can confirm this as truth.
    And with the release of Gothic II version 6.2 aka Elex 2, our forests have also been upgraded to feature big badass wolves and jackals. We here in Germany are very VERY proud of our forests.

  • @moltementi279
    @moltementi279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1388

    >ancap
    >Hates roads
    Why did you say the same thing twice

  • @soku890
    @soku890 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The devs must have watched this review since the mental energy reserve exploit is now patched and the flamethrower has a long cooldown between attacks.

    • @baseddepartment9656
      @baseddepartment9656 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I'm glad they finally fixed the whole "people actually having fun in their game" issue. Now I can not play it in peace.

    • @user-ro8fu9pl4e
      @user-ro8fu9pl4e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the studio is bankrupt now lol. well deserved. I loved the gothic titles but holy shit the decisions made (mostly by the Lead Producer) were HORRENDOUS over the past decade@@baseddepartment9656

  • @nosubscribe6233
    @nosubscribe6233 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    Alterntive history Hub

    • @handless7677
      @handless7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh my fucking god, i think you're right.

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly what the fuck is "alternative"

    • @eldbecks9299
      @eldbecks9299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But what if things went differently? WHAT IF Germany DID NOT create this game.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@chipskylark5500 alternative is the same as alternate. I think the original post meant the alternate history hub channel.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eldbecks9299 Than this game wouldn't exist. The more interestingquestions are "What if this game was a mega hit like Skyrim or the witcher 3?" or "What if Bethesda or Ubisoft or EA made this game? Would it be better or worse?" ;)

  • @PhantomJavelin
    @PhantomJavelin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    9:42 I respect Sseth's restraint from saying "Who could condoner such atrocities?"

    • @QuaestorL
      @QuaestorL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i knew it! i knew it! ANGELA! MERKEL!

  • @Ultrox007
    @Ultrox007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I love this game, and give the review a 9/10 accuracy, would have been 10/10 but you didn't touch on the clerics fetish for cyberdongs.

    • @travismurtland3257
      @travismurtland3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or walking out of the first Barbarian village to promptly get 1-shot by literally EVERYTHING YOU SEE

    • @yourdude9942
      @yourdude9942 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@travismurtland3257 10 hours in and 3 rats will still maul you to dead.

  • @posysajrazdwatrzy
    @posysajrazdwatrzy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    Your content keeps getting consistently better, more polished, crammed with the right type of autistist-relatable jokes and a very satisfying brand of sarcasm and actual honest useful in-depth analysis/review. I hope you keep doing what you're doing.

    • @DeutscherDummer
      @DeutscherDummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I'm not sure everyone in the comments is joking though.

    • @irony8908
      @irony8908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      The best jokes are the ones that are true.

    • @super_genius
      @super_genius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DeutscherDummer what are you even insinuating. Jokes can be unfunny jokes can be either true or false they're jokes grow up bb.

    • @DeutscherDummer
      @DeutscherDummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Exactly, that is a joke. I found that meme funny at first, and depending on the context I still think it is, but some people seem to just use humor to veil and spread actual hatred. Sometimes it is hard to disguish trolls from those people.

    • @irony8908
      @irony8908 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      People don't spread hatered. In the same way that they don't spread love, envy or any other human emotion. All of them are born inside your brain, they are yours emotions, not someone else. You emotional response to any information from the outside is your own problem and nobodies responsibility.And that's what separates children from adults - responsibility for yourself. People only spread information. And hate speech is orwellian attempt on censorship, nothing more. Stop gobbling down totalitarian leftist propaganda.

  • @BruceForte
    @BruceForte 6 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    A new genre is born...
    yodelwave

    • @ghostgate82
      @ghostgate82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dye the sheep pink and purple.

  • @cestarianinhabitant5898
    @cestarianinhabitant5898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Wouldn't be Gothic without porn tier voice acting, would it?
    Also jokes on anyone who waited for the price of the game to drop, 3 years later and it's still 50$

    • @EsperPinion
      @EsperPinion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Joke's on people who stopped waiting
      -game wasn't fixed
      -price didn't drop

    • @E8oL4
      @E8oL4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lel got it for 8 deutschmarks at some random keyseller

    • @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
      @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I donno about that.... some PB games have had meh voice work but others have had great voice work, Risen 1 for example had Lena Headey from GOT, also the dude who did the voice of Gollum in LOTR, loved the voice work in that game.

    • @noahtt3366
      @noahtt3366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I got it last week for $15 on sale

    • @xxXXRAPXXxx
      @xxXXRAPXXxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      i got it for free..... YARR M80!

  • @cryw1092
    @cryw1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

    0:28 Technically, it said to press any key, and the power button is not a key. This one's on you boi.

    • @kookbook4399
      @kookbook4399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Where's the any key?

    • @ussliberty109
      @ussliberty109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I was expecting a clip of DSP shouting "Wow" when he did that.

    • @EsperPinion
      @EsperPinion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Buttons are keys

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am pretty sure some keyboards have a OFF Key...
      XD

    • @alextherussian7366
      @alextherussian7366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Well I pressed the house key and the car keys, yet nothing happened.
      Horrible programing still.

  • @godsadog
    @godsadog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Elex is by far the best action RPG since 2002 Morrowind and Gothic.
    And yes I am German. My name is Fritz.

    • @BlackMetalButterfly
      @BlackMetalButterfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The Witcher 3?

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      it's a great RPG, but it's it's second for me: Fallout: New Vegas takes 1st place in my heart, sry.
      Maybe because I'm not German (Russian living in Russia).

    • @SSchithFoo
      @SSchithFoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      BlackMetalButterfly Witcher is not a real rpg. Its an action adventure game.

    • @BlackMetalButterfly
      @BlackMetalButterfly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Wut? Care to explain? And don't say because theres no character creator...

    • @RandomGuyScrollingDown445
      @RandomGuyScrollingDown445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      BlackMetalButterfly Can people stop overrating TW3? Honestly, the story was very tedious so tedious that I already forgot about the plot lmfao.

  • @MegaRazor619
    @MegaRazor619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +849

    I love you seth, never change

    • @LilithSoul4
      @LilithSoul4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love you too

    • @weeabooshunter4759
      @weeabooshunter4759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      we all change, but it's important not to forget where we started from

    • @lorrispain4125
      @lorrispain4125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats a good wisdom

  • @yusokmihof1606
    @yusokmihof1606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "Germans with names like: Jurgen, Hanz and Ahmed ..." Most based Giga Chad sentence I heard in a while

    • @fross541
      @fross541 ปีที่แล้ว

      i bet you actually say "based" and "giga chad" IRL and also do not get laid

    • @soulSSeekingbullet
      @soulSSeekingbullet ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fross541 I reckon your two homo daddies instructed you to say this.

  • @alexrowe7063
    @alexrowe7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The end rant at 9:14 was pure gold had me laughing like a madman every replay.
    You have a permanent subscriber

  • @dodgechance4564
    @dodgechance4564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    best content on TH-cam hands down, will become a patron.

    • @bb3xhrhj
      @bb3xhrhj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The people upvoting this better join the Merchants Guild.
      No shlomo

  • @PharmDiff
    @PharmDiff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Sharing this because I am a strong independent black woman who don't need no man.

    • @transparentcd
      @transparentcd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @STATiS MUSIC you tried

    • @transparentcd
      @transparentcd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @STATiS MUSIC you got 2 likes over the course of 9 months. So no, you didn't succeed

    • @transparentcd
      @transparentcd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @STATiS MUSIC Success is determined by the people

    • @stunk2806
      @stunk2806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      STATiS MUSIC ohhkay i dub thee successful

    • @campar1043
      @campar1043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Spark thanks for letting me know, random internet guy

  • @Browsignal
    @Browsignal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh boy i hope sseth makes an elex 2 review now!

  • @Hates-handle
    @Hates-handle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Elexs has never gotten a more honest and fair review

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    To be fair Gothic II is pretty good, so I don't mind playing it over and over again.

    • @halsaufschneider1446
      @halsaufschneider1446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Too bad, Elex is not Gothic 2. Elex is dog shit, or just another Risen 2.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Halsaufschneider Nah, it's pretty good.

    • @floppydisksareop
      @floppydisksareop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Zapfenstreich i liked elex...

    • @ZAP0161
      @ZAP0161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Spot the german

    • @zaxon810
      @zaxon810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's ok to like garbage, lmao! xD

  • @ThePolistiren
    @ThePolistiren 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    0:31 That "lighting" almost makes you look white.

    • @orderofdusk2382
      @orderofdusk2382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thotslayer9914 No, girls do not exist on the internet he's a trap.

  • @wgdavidson9669
    @wgdavidson9669 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm playing this game for the first time right now. This review is spot-on, and has to be one of the funniest I have ever watched.

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You either recommend me addictive masterpieces of games, or you turn around and shit on the floor and say it's caviar. I love you Seth.

  • @karqz666
    @karqz666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    Now you should do a review of actual Gothic II.

    • @humuhumu776
      @humuhumu776 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      goat imo

    • @Fajeth88
      @Fajeth88 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He should not as he would undoubtedly talk a lot of shit about this great game.

    • @somedesertdude1308
      @somedesertdude1308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fajeth88 it's satire

    • @MrTokesu
      @MrTokesu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      karqz666 yes I too would like a gothic 3 review

    • @giantzombiechild
      @giantzombiechild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should review Risen too.

  • @KecskeTabornok
    @KecskeTabornok 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    They make the same game for 20 years straight, but for some reasone they never managed to make something better than gothic 2 q_q .

    • @haunted5311
      @haunted5311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Reminds me of valve never releasing a 3rd game for any of their titles

    • @CESSKAR
      @CESSKAR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's crazy talk. Gothic 3 is nothing like Gothic 2, and Risen is similar but its sequels are very different.

    • @electricant55
      @electricant55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You mean Gothic 1

    • @nichttuntun3364
      @nichttuntun3364 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes. It's a shame. Lame and boring game concept with absolutely no evolution and fresh creativity. Totally to be avoided.

    • @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha
      @KatalistProductionsKozzySasha 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Risen 1 was very close :)

  • @machinegunyelly6944
    @machinegunyelly6944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I am German as well, lived in Berlin most of my life and I LOLd so hard at this. Genius work!

  • @gabbycotto4024
    @gabbycotto4024 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “Germans can’t separate work from leisure.”
    This is an actual and long-running real-world stereotype; 19th century had lot of Euros that complained about German tourists doing construction projects for fun on vacation.

  • @MrManKunt
    @MrManKunt 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how you cant see shit 2 meters away from you, but you can see a hill, which is 3 kilometers away. Now that's what I call great graphic design.

  • @Floh_HRO
    @Floh_HRO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    Was ist eigentlich mit Lester, er wollte doch Verstärkung holen?

    • @TheSykoRC
      @TheSykoRC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      TheShaked95 erstmal Pause machen...

    • @matsimoto3541
      @matsimoto3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ich hau dir volles Pfund auf's Maul

    • @Fuckyourselfgoogle
      @Fuckyourselfgoogle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@TheSykoRC erstmal was rauchen

    • @Riphagen1902
      @Riphagen1902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      weg mit dem magie scheiss !

    • @Misterclank
      @Misterclank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Aethel Wulf pack die scheiß waffe weg!

  • @deletedTestimony
    @deletedTestimony 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "He can jump higher than any white person in history"
    -the man jumps 6cm

  • @bokadi87
    @bokadi87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    When I finished the game in roughly 48 hours or something, I saw that I had around 12 hours of loading screen, since I died that much in the game. The combat is quite challenging and I didn't use a flamethrower, other than that good game!

    • @Boro12134
      @Boro12134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I am playing Elex at the moment and LOVE IT!!...happy to gave this game a chance to play it and bought it...must play for every RPG lover:)!!!

  • @ferongr
    @ferongr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    >FX 8300
    I'm so sorry

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  6 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      My apartment needed heating

    • @ferongr
      @ferongr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      My R9 390 is actually a legit heater when outside temperatures are above 10C.

    • @samc6974
      @samc6974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      SsethTzeentach legit it does get cozy in the winter with my fx8350.

    • @Scrubwave
      @Scrubwave 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Patreon donations intensify.

    • @badtexture1062
      @badtexture1062 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So... does it not run well on FX processors? I'd actually like to know this, I've got an 8300 myself and was looking forward to getting this game.
      All I need is a Vega, and I'm set for Winter!

  • @DarkerKn1ght
    @DarkerKn1ght 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Hey, just like Gothic 3 got fixed... by the community... several years after the release... and the huge memory leaks are still there...
    Yeah.

    • @Finalzero
      @Finalzero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Even witht the community fixes the game is still garbage

    • @Andrew85or
      @Andrew85or 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still stutter freezes to this day.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds like Skyrim and most other Bethesda games, really.

    • @linkesocke4533
      @linkesocke4533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @jocaguz18 Tbh that comment was just a joke. It mostly wen't smoothly for me, too. Except for some game freezes/crashes in Skyrim or New Vegas in random areas. But I only played the console version and that years after release. It may have been different on pc when the games were new and that impression then stuck.

    • @Killerbee_McTitties
      @Killerbee_McTitties 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have very fond memories of Gothic 3 though I recognize how extremely flawed the game is.
      The world just felt so comfy to me.

  • @ParxDerJaeger
    @ParxDerJaeger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:00.... Damn that attack hits. Even 2 Years later.

  • @user-ro8fu9pl4e
    @user-ro8fu9pl4e 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I've watched this like 10 times over the past few years. Never gets old, still cracks me up. Real gold.

  • @krausier
    @krausier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love your humor dude it's so good.

  • @OhMyKMPR
    @OhMyKMPR 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Hey, the highest grossing game series out of Germany is Crysis

    • @vdoxsamp7283
      @vdoxsamp7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @Aleksa Petrovic Is there a difference at this point?

    • @ArghastOfTheAlliance
      @ArghastOfTheAlliance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@vdoxsamp7283 Lmao

  • @tntTom174
    @tntTom174 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This video gave justice to my decition to buy the game and also whole new channel to watch. Thank you, good sir Sseth for this pure content.

    • @tntTom174
      @tntTom174 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, I'm loving the game btw. It's piranha game and cool one.

  • @ShellyTheSeal
    @ShellyTheSeal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just got an ad for ELEX II before this

  • @Skyslimit86
    @Skyslimit86 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    This review embodies the exact feelings i had when i forced myself to complete risen 2. It was hands down the worst game i've ever played. Had the worst combat, the worst story, the worst movement and looting system. But for some reason I pushed through the pain in such a manner that it seems I was trying to prove myself something. I agree with :thinking: out of 10 because in addition to the hours lost of my life playing the game, I wasted more contemplating what my life had become.

    • @crass340
      @crass340 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Risen 2 was absolute garbage indeed. But the first one was pretty good. Nice world, the combat was fun on melee. The items and magic trees were complete trash, though.

    • @DeutscherDummer
      @DeutscherDummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I enjoyed Risen 1 so much, but PB really went downhill after that. Elex seems to be a bit better though.

    • @matsimoto3541
      @matsimoto3541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Risen 3 still baffles me plot-wise. They somehow thought it would make sense to to reveal that your romantic interest of the first two games is somehow your sister.

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I beat cyberpunk 2077 on ps4
      Playing it from release
      I feel ya

    • @mohamedbelkacem9889
      @mohamedbelkacem9889 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@matsimoto3541 the main protagonist of risen 3 is not the same dude from rise 1 and 2.

  • @lordgret129
    @lordgret129 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a Gothic 1 and 2 fan, I found this review hilarious and on the point. Good work sir.

  • @_jus_alexander_
    @_jus_alexander_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    5:39 this joke has aged like fine wine

  • @lucchi018
    @lucchi018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You can feel him holding a smile at 5:28

  • @DeutscherDummer
    @DeutscherDummer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    I thought the Risen 1 combat was fine, not great, but something that they should have kept and improved on. Instead, they made this mess of a combat system, that get's worse with every game, somehow...

    • @SquerolBoss
      @SquerolBoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Gothic 2 combat was solid too if You understood how it all works. Both were fine but enemy combat ai was damn too predoctable. Now they just keep giving us edited Risen 2 bullshit combat systems.

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nah, ELEX has a brand new system, completely different from everything they did. Gothic 1 and 2 had it's own system, G3 had it's own... ugh... "system", Risen 1 got it's own and so on... and ELEX got it's own. More complex than anything they did before. And the only downside is... well, two: 1) It's 100% based on skill... if you're not very good at it and precise as hell, you will die a lot... 2) The game doesn't mention the existence of Evade move.....

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You realize I was talking only about melee combat? And how is evading any amount of damage garbage? Evade is the best move in the game and even better than in Dark Souls, because it takes about 0.3 seconds. It's just very hard to master.

    • @patrykzukowski7471
      @patrykzukowski7471 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You do realize NPCs are not the only enemies in the game? Yes, NPCs are easy to cheese out because they're slow, dumb and slow. I was able to clear out that stupid bandit camp near the beginning on my own, without any help. Took some time, but it was pretty easy to do. Now say the same thing about creatures. Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another. With creatures you need to play skillfully.

    • @SquerolBoss
      @SquerolBoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I've mentioned both monsters and NPCs man. Read carefully, please.
      NPCs part was just extra to mention how their abilities are nerfed compared to player character same moves.
      "Tell me more about how you can cheese out that stupid satan-wolf whih can randomly chain 3 attacks one after another."
      Dude, seriously You suck as fuck in this game.
      It is rare to monster trigger any attack lol except them walking around like idiot. But eventually when You trigger their attacks lol (which are not fast, You probably didn't saw fast attacks in games), AS I SAID BEFORE step minimaly left or right, they will hit air eventually combo the air lol. If You can't move left/right while locked on enemy (when You are disabled mentally or something) just block blockable monster attacks, even without shield it is effective as fuck. Never fully deplete Your stamina too.

  • @MyLittleMagneton
    @MyLittleMagneton 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Not thanking the merchants guild.
    - Stares Merchantly -

  • @ZunaZurugi
    @ZunaZurugi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Now we need a Review of Outward ! The most Gothic Dark Souls like game ever.

  • @revenhyrule1024
    @revenhyrule1024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sitting on the loo, browsing for help on this game as just brought it and kept dying - laughed my ass off all the way through this video, then saw the flamethrower bit, now, game is a walk in the park, you sir, have earned a subscription!

  • @iron1528
    @iron1528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I knew I had to subscribe to this channel within the first 40 seconds of this video...great work

  • @TheProbasher
    @TheProbasher 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The german names jergen, hans and achmed, bit always gets me xD

  • @vtancredi1717
    @vtancredi1717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Experience human emotions for the first time, such as anger at the clunky control scheme..." LMAO!!

  • @ViciousTriangle
    @ViciousTriangle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is probably the funniest review of a game I have ever seen. Its on sale right now and i'm for sure going to buy it because of this video, thank you for the laughs

  • @eftay4719
    @eftay4719 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    „ Well the unlucky ones become germans“ 😂😂😂 greetings from germany hahahaha

  • @shitforbrains6376
    @shitforbrains6376 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Hello, Achhhmed here, there's nothing wrong with the game, it was designed for hardcore RPG players like me

  • @nopens
    @nopens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This review 4 years ago made both subscribe and buy the game on gog. Completed it 3 times already, absolute gem of an rpg.

  • @onpatrolforthejuice
    @onpatrolforthejuice ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this channel so damn much

  • @guyincognito959
    @guyincognito959 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a german I enjoyed your political analysis. I quiver when I think about what they all would do if they didn´t have these horrible "working" simulators ;D

  • @jamesbrincefield9879
    @jamesbrincefield9879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’m so happy this is getting a sequel.

  • @The_Borisaurus
    @The_Borisaurus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Haha 10 seconds in and I know this won't be monetized.

  • @balodon3396
    @balodon3396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:44 That's all too real! XD Love that part.

  • @asundelgun3487
    @asundelgun3487 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Better be an elex 2 review coming soon

  • @undeadpenguin7615
    @undeadpenguin7615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    “Press any button to continue.”
    *press power button.
    Priceless comedy

  • @TheGahta
    @TheGahta 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Press any key to continue
    hits reset button and complains
    well played, still gets a good chuckle out of me everytime

  • @Zentinalphayze
    @Zentinalphayze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    just finished this game and absolutely LOVED it. this was vastly different than Gothic or risen but with the same incredible deep RPG elements, great characters and interesting story.

  • @asundelgun3487
    @asundelgun3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bites sandwich *cold increased*
    Breathes normally *cold increased*
    Wakes up *cold increased*
    Dialogue option that would make game more enjoyable(cold too high)

  • @97denis97
    @97denis97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    achmed killed my sides. btw im german

    • @97denis97
      @97denis97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @pieniadz9156
      @pieniadz9156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheHollow I bet you're named Mohammed.

    • @oblivionnow92
      @oblivionnow92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      By blowing themselves up and sending a brotworse to be embedded into your side?

    • @Jerry-ob1un
      @Jerry-ob1un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The currywurst bombers.

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      German or "German"?

  • @bromazepam781
    @bromazepam781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10/10, a truthful, unbiased review.

  • @mugthemagpie3001
    @mugthemagpie3001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    In Poland, both Gothic games are basically a cult series (Gothic 3 was... so-so). That is because it mostly because of a more-or-less professional voice overs (it was a rarity despite full dialogue translation), the open world with full day/night cycles that blew minds (Morrowind had static NPCs at the time) and we didn't even mind clunky controls. Funny fact: a lot of Polish players thought it was a Polish game, because on how similar in tones it was with Witcher novels* rather than "high fantasy" D&D with clear morality system. Not even Der Schwatze Auge/The Dark Eye (the German pen&paper roleplay) was close in such dark tones.
    *Witcher novels date back to 1986, contrary to the popular belief NOT being written after the video game but way around.

  • @TheMorkSkogen
    @TheMorkSkogen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Achmed the german... legit

    • @cristiancirica268
      @cristiancirica268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kinda historically accurate tho

    • @ExFragMaster
      @ExFragMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You living in germany? 50% of the people are named Achmed. Like... i am not even lying.

    • @abbestaabouri
      @abbestaabouri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ExFragMaster 50%? Damn what happened. Last time I checked they were 90%

    • @ExFragMaster
      @ExFragMaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@abbestaabouri Ali took over. (Yusuf and Kadir are also pretty dominant at the time)

    • @lvanb9082
      @lvanb9082 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      40% under 16 years old are migrants..

  • @mst3ksanta
    @mst3ksanta ปีที่แล้ว +5

    when coding my game or drawing weird art for it i always come back here to sseths channel for .. inspiration. truly seth is a god tier character

  • @mexmax1657
    @mexmax1657 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Man your reviews are so great. ;)

  • @ShuShuShop
    @ShuShuShop 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video as always Seff, might even put it in my top free.

  • @JoeMartinez18
    @JoeMartinez18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "German names like "Jürgen, Hans and Achmed" XD Gold

  • @CarrionMaw
    @CarrionMaw 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    "There's nothing more satisfying than watching a green bar deplete, and then replenish, in the top left of my screen, as I wait for my cerebral palsy-stricken character to accumulate enough energy for his paralysed muscles to spring into motion."
    Did you mean: Dark Souls?

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You ever tried having less than 100% Equip Load?

    • @Jerry-ob1un
      @Jerry-ob1un 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      YouSoSpice ever tried having *more* *than* *100%* *equip* *load?*

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tata313155 DEX has nothing to do with equip load, neither does STR. Strangely enough.
      Try again.

    • @tata313155
      @tata313155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YouSoSpice str weapons are mostly great swords and ultra great swords which are heavy and have a higher equip load.

    • @YouSoSpice
      @YouSoSpice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tata313155 That is true.

  • @martinkrutzfeld
    @martinkrutzfeld ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "The unlucky ones become germans" Ich mag das!

  • @francescospuntarelli1593
    @francescospuntarelli1593 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    ok you are becoming like honest game reviews and that's good

  • @TheArakan94
    @TheArakan94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I am not a German, but I love this game.. Sure, I only played it after all the patches, but those didn't change any of the core design choices. Such as combat system, which I like. Yes, you are supposed to suffer if you make dumb choices and only try to spam attack expecting to easily kill everything. This I always liked about PB games - you need to run away from many enemies in early games and grow your character.
    That's how it should be.

  • @timothymartin9085
    @timothymartin9085 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    is it just me or do Seth videos get better with every single release?

  • @jabawolcky
    @jabawolcky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I LOVE the nod to fable, "Hero, your will energy is low. Watch that."

  • @joesomebody3365
    @joesomebody3365 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pretty funny video, seems like your TH-cam theme is either games that are open world and have a lot of interesting game-play options, or games that you can exploit and break for laughs.

  • @PetstoUwU
    @PetstoUwU 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    We germans also did Anno. You know we love over complex Systems.

    • @Nemesis816
      @Nemesis816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “We Germans“ - says nobody every here except on the internet. If patriotism is so suppressed by society, you suddenly need to vent it onto the internet.

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nemesis816 well it isnt a patriotic statement considering it throws shade at well germans

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Tactical Bacon we make it fun unless you want something fun

    • @Nemesis816
      @Nemesis816 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Benedict Mannheim Yeah we also like discussing why and denying nothing is wrong with us and that patriotism is normal here while the entire population is in an identity crisis.

  • @finnthefannibal
    @finnthefannibal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I can confirm that my family indeed died in the wheat flood of '63.

  • @coconuthead1361
    @coconuthead1361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Getting ads for ELEX 2 before watching this. What a blessed timeline we're in.

  • @GarageMatters
    @GarageMatters 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100% accurate review, keep it up my dude.

  • @Atilolzz
    @Atilolzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As a german I find this surprisingly accurate
    You could also get a strong axe in early game of Gothic 1 which did 3 times more damage than the strongest weapon you could buy then so you became OP

  • @TheBrazilRules
    @TheBrazilRules 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Damn. Now I want to play Elex again...

  • @yabi333
    @yabi333 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love you dude. Im burnt out with 1 burrito and no energy left in the middle of a major essay final for college and the only reason i havent passed out from exhaustion is because i have your random shit playing in the background keeping me alive, thanks

  • @2hot2handle65
    @2hot2handle65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how it is that this review makes any sense, but it makes sense.