Guardians of Ember Review | Ad | Shilling | Sseth is a Hack™
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- Today - Sseth is well fed and unharmed. And nothing is out of the ordinary.
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"I made my knight as dummy thicc as possible."
I watch Sseth reviews for the plot, I swear.
Ah, yes. I believe you.
The plot.
Don't we all.
its backstory
And it can be a *LOLI* ! that alone makes me wanna try this out.
@@xxXXRAPXXxx sick fuck
Goddamn it i Wanna do this now
Sseth's invasion of Moldova seems to be going along nicely.
Attack!
Though he might encounter some resistance from Oxide's Jihad
It's ruled by thieves anyways, so what's he going to lose?
What did I miss about Moldova?
Okay, this is epic. Ssseth the absolute monarch of Moldova
All this SsethTzeentach cinematic universe lore has me on the edge of my seat.
Is it just me or does the caller sound like internet historian.
@@jansettler4828 #metoo
I'm just waiting for the joint movie with Mandalore.
@@jansettler4828 It's actualy Seth himself. He just alters his voice.
@@ezariogerion3138 a joint movie with...himself?
This is even more hilarious considering that guardians of ember doesn't exist anymore.
wait what happened
@@alilweeb7684 servers shut down, because it wasn't profitable
well if seeth couldn't save them, then nothing will
Thats sad
@@balibee91 I guess ass and thigh sliders can only save a game for so long...
>white hands picks up the phone
>feel so lied to
Ever heard of video editing? Can't believe everything you see. Wake up, sheeple.
@@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos You, Sir, are a scamp.
I shall never wake up!
-Wake up - you're shitting!
-I'm not sleeping!
Do you really think an african warlord the caliber of sseth would pick his own phone?
It's not a phone
>Butt AND Thigh slider
Truly a game for the most sophisticated man.
Truly allows you to make that character YOUR OWN
Proof that mandalore is an ass man
Not the person I was expecting here, but... A welcome one.
This game is above WoW in terms of customisation.
You and Sseth may be interested in checking out Freedom Wars then, on the PS Vita. Not only do you have such sliders for your character, but you can also make an in-universe robot companion who gets all of the same physical sliders you do.
-Sees video in 2021
-Googles game
-Game shutdown
-No 5000 years Loli Irish GF
-No bearded Tomboy Scotish GF
-Feels bad man
-Press F for Bowloli wherever she is now
Trust me it's better that it's gone, the game was awful
>she
@@berserkboi1217 rules 29 & 30
@removethatpfp yousubhumansackofshit We never should've nuked Japan. Might be America's biggest mistake.
Dwarves are not "tomboys" they are tommen
Game is shutting down on February the 14th.
God bless the 8 month life span of guardians of Ember. Press F in the chat bois
F to that poor writer
Not even Sseth shilling can save the game F
F, pray for bowloli
F
F
That path of exile review really indeed hit him hard. The Chinese actually got to him
shit, someone fast, send the legendary tucan to be praised as we rescue our manchild bastard adopted
We need the Bogdanovs to save him
MrAncop with their powers of crashing markets they would be perfect for the job indeed. What are the Chinese without the market?
Samecolour xdman let’s hope its works
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Good thing he has the copypasta
Any game with a thigh slider is already classes above the others
I agree.
For now I only know Honey Select and Custom Maid 3D 2.
@@unconscious7219 im pretty sure Final Fantasy XV Comrades has some thigh sliders
What about calf sliders? That's the hardest place to add mass!
@@unconscious7219 The Elder Scrolls Online has a simple butt slider and Black Desert Online has customization for every molecule of meat on you.
A man of culture
"They sent me lasagna. It's a bit moldy, but hey. Free penicillin." LMAO
I keep forgetting Sseth is actually very intelligent
He keeps forgetting too
It seems like the most intelligent people act like complete dumbasses.
@@thepielovinpyro6106 I'll just say that when left to my thoughts I enter dark places of existentialism so I think it's not too rare for people to delude themselves to keep the thought of insignificance away
@@feritperliare2890 and most dumbasses try to sound smart eyooooo
@@thepielovinpyro6106 I never claimed to be smart I just said that a lot of people prefer to live in the moment than to think constantly ahead
The SsethTzeentach extended lore is better than 99% of MMO's. The 1% is, of course, Lords of Ember.
10/10 Would be held hostage again.
"Ahh looks like this guy is winning. Right where's that copy pasta...."
I'm dying over here lol. Though only figuratively speaking. Unlike that poor Chinese guy.
Is is true that any person using Internetin China gets dc'ed when that text appears in anything they are viewing?
@@HierophanticRose Yes
@@HierophanticRose If it's over encrypted connection, I doubt it.
Sometimes yes. Most of the time no.
The way he says "pasta" makes me think that Sseth may be a secret Canadian.
That copypasta is outlawed by the Geneva Gamer conventions of 1992, luckily, the US is not a signatory of such a freedom inhibiting law.
Sseth is English.
@@dawudsandstorm7852 he has the unstoppable power of Nord vpn on his side
"I don't care if you're a child or a 2000 year old legal fantasy child" send my sides into orbit
Oh god, no, Ssseth is getting a story arc. Be very afraid.
character development NOOOOO
I'm getting Spoony Experiment PTSD.
Inb4 Sseth is part of the Filthy Frank universe
Better lore than Fifty Shades.
We need this
"What an expensive mistake you turned out to be."
You sound just like my mother.
Pretty sure its from the first Deus Ex.
@@Bebop_Elysium it is, I just played that part YESTERDAY, what a fucking coincidence
Walton Simons says it once you broadcast the warning to NSF
@@wrcz First playthrough?
You're in for a ride.
@@deathcogunit106 nah m8, I played it in elementary school back when it came out before 9 11
but replaying now, it makes so much sense
@@Bebop_Elysium whoosh
Crackpipe: Smoked
Child endangerment: Guaranteed
Ear Plugs: IN
ITS PITMOMMY TIME
bigMommyMilkers, bowloli and Yoloswag. This deserves a series
Don’t forget EspermaComedor
3.3k from the merchant's guild and you still need to sell out? You'll be hearing from my lawyer Rabbi Golbergstein soon Sseth!
Not enough money. We need more members so Sseeth can be fully demonetized
Sseth needs money to cure his vitiligo!
The so-called _“Merchant’s Guild”_ is merely a euphemism for his child soldier battalion.
that's not even a real name
@@InVinoVeratas so that's why he transformed into big boss!
we've cracked the code, my friend
"Here's a review of a game that failed to live up to its potential in almost every way"
*Fable theme plays in the background*
Oh Sseth, you just never disappoint.
The music of Fable was the best part of the game.
But Fable 1 was nice. ;___;
@@Klaymen47 walking into a classroom and swearing at the students was fun, but I was like 9 years old myself at the time so not sure how much I'd enjoy that now
@@j.p.westwater2334 I replayed it last year. Became literally a half naked tattooed devil getting drunk with bandits and losing all his brothel managment profits at blackjack.
It may not be the deepest experience, but it sure is amusing.
Fable 1 was like a fantastic demo.
"What an expensive mistake you turned out to be." is one of the most powerful lines I've ever heard and it was in a review about an free to play mmo. Thank you seth.
It's a spoof of Deus Ex.
You should have answered the phone with "hey hey, seth here"
But in real life he is called M'beke
Seth is in trouble. We should call on his old ally, Sammad Al-Hyadi
Another self-defense situation coming up
our greatest ally
Sammie Hoidel
lol...oh poor yoda.
I has to get away with it this time
Wait! That hand! You are not a black African warlord?!
Only tard wranglers believe that the hand shown was actually his.
That was the chairman.
More Jewish tricks
There has been a melanin deficiency due to Tigers eating Chinese Farmers.
that was his double Mandalore.
"Black bile, yellow bile, blood, and flechem."
This channel is like one of those comedic series. Every episode is a new thing, and you can mostly watch every video on its own, but every now and then you notice there is a bigger story behind the scenes, just to keep us intrested. Well done
As a Brazilian i managed to resist for a whooping 27 seconds into this video until every fiber of my body finally forced me to download the game.
>“Caralho, que jogo bosta.”
>*faz download imediatamente*
br?
Huebr
The Brown hordes of Brazil will take over another free-to-play, I see
We're all in the same boat Huehuehue'ing until the end.
"Alright, where's that copypasta" lmao what a classy move Sseth
Is that the one that makes the opponent disconnect if they're in china?
@@jimbok21 yes... And then rot in prison
@@4th3lulz and be forced to farm for good in wow
@@RojoGatto d/c, sent to a work camp and close family executed.
the butt and thigh slider in this game is the most innovative and amazing invention of all time. whoever programmed that I wish you eternal good luck. Truly a pinnacle of modern game development technology.
Did I just watch and actually enjoy a 10 minute shill? Well done
a shill for a game that was about to die, no less
Only Bowloli can help us find Sseth before it's too late!
They say O'Shaughnessy is still stuck in that tower, warning passersby about various troublesome social cliques in the world.
James O'Shaughnessy?? Is this Carl Benjamin's doing???
@@doctordungus7774 if only we'd known... Applebee's does have a basement.
Doctor Dungus to be stuck in a wall without a suit. Truly worst than death
@@Mechthorian waiter wheres my refill
I literally know a man in real life called Shaun O'Shaunnessy. He is from Essex lol.
Everytime I hear Scotland being made fun of I go to make a comeback and think... Nah that's fair
Americans in a nutshell
@@DragonWinter36 At least you tried.
"Despite making up 6.5% of the dog population-"
*Cackle*
That is some high production value you got there, Sseth!
Also, now know what your phone looks like! You’re toast, Bud!
looks like seth got himself caught up in the big chinese land buyout in africa. probably living in an empty prefab apartment complex in a newly built ghost city, which might be an improvement.
Join the merchant's guild!
Save Seth from the evil chinaman!
It sure is strange how many ghost cities they got considering communists aren’t superstitious and aren’t allowed to believe in ghosts.
@@InVinoVeratas great joke. solid execution.
@@augustuswade9781 burn the rice fields starve them into submission.
Getting caught was part of his plan.
*"EspermaComedor"*
Guy on the phone sounds like Internet Historian.
10/10 best Scottish female representation in gaming.
EDIT: I TOLD YOU! I told you mister metokur was a little Chinese girl!
whoa whoa whoa, metokur is a loli? Im subscribing right now
explain yourself
Carlos You no see jim o'shaughnessy is mister metokur’s dox. Sheamus o'shaughnessy is a loli. A triangle has three corners.
Jim is a loli confirmed.
@@youngarchaeotech189 ohhh ok. I forgot all about that meme
you know too much.
Ah yes, another game where I can be a futanari loli. Just let me get my checkbook. The guild demands it.
Extremely Gay, dude.
Make more music!
THE SUN DEMANDS IT
Time for the me to write sethxken fanfic
Kenny! What are you doing here?
My man can actually differentiate between portuguese and spanish. I'm impressed.
Portuguese is Spanish but with the lisp
Is it just me or did I hear internet historian...
No that was certainly Internet Historian there.
The Triad has powerful allies.
"We won't doxx you
Promise"
How nice of them.
As a Scotsman I can 100% confirm our women do not just eat Greggs pastries, but also any poor staff member that works there when they decide to try and satiate their bottomless hunger.
Mandalore posted today. The theory remains strong.
This is like my third time watching all of Sseth's videos and I love them all so much
"Collect 100 goblin eyeballs. Just like old testament. Where those jews had to collect like 200 foreskins"
Dwarf fortress has consumed my life since you reviewed it
I’m going to consume you OwO
Truly the greatest autism simulator.
mine too :/
@@TheAnalatheist You didn't have to write that, but you did.
Nick Andrews It’s my duty
The idea of sending that Copypasta to a Chinese opponent in a game that is about to beat you killed me 😂
This is my favorite ad. I've rewatched this numerous times.
Ah yes, the elusive SsethTzeentach has uploaded at last, I can finally join the Gods in Valhalla as I commit one last war crime before my suicide.
12 war crime stamps and you get a free drink at vahalla
Chill joey
F*ck optics GO IN
Options:
1) Commit War Crimes, Join Eternal Party In Valhalla
2) Do Not Commit War Crimes, Receive Eternal Golden Showers in Viking Purgatory
Hrmm..
is it also a hate crime?
Bigmommymilkers and bowloli go on a epic journey to explore the insides of walls and learn East european languages
don't forget bowloli's side kick, staffloli
Your videos make me google for things I didn't know I'd rather forget but very much needed.
good videos as always sseth, you never disappoint
>Despite making up...
Oh lord here we go
pitbull FACTS
@@InternetTAB "hate facts"
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I do it for the money.
Well, he did warn us.
*Jewish dancing with children in the background firing AK-74s intensifies*
I just started watching your content a few days ago. Holy shit! This is insane!
My bet: the mysterious adversary is actually Quentin Tarantino, after a long hard time's work from his affable films. The Chinese gaming company hints are just red herrings.
When will you review Crusader Kings II?
Seems right up your alley.
THE DLC RIDE WILL NEVER END
I see you are a king of culture as well.
I dont think incest and breeding eugenics even get him exited anymore
@@dimas3829 Admittedly the fact that I can no longer plot to murder my unworthy children upsets me
So...who wants to join my plot?
*_> despite making up 6.5% of the dog population, pitbulls contribute to 66% of total fatalities_*
seth is a hero
Pretty sure he’s making fun of “race realists” who use such statistics to prove racist arguments while completely ignoring the socio-economic reasons for it
@@aryman6589 r U shure ur on rite chan el ?
@Elenir1 slow clap
@@nawtilismaelis2043 Gee sir, that sounds like nationalist propaganda.
@@thecrimsonfuckr5676 why would having pride in your country make you hate other races? Sounds like projection to me
Densely packed references and brilliance. I fucking love your channel.
Thank you for using the Fable soundtrack, that was really nostalgic for me.
Day 479 of asking SSeth to review Dog's Life for the PS2
omegalul not even funny ironicly doin this
I would like to see him do this. The canning factory mission gave me PTSD.
M S . P I T C H E S I S C A T F O O D
I fucking knew you would have had to be inspired by Sseth
SSeth must the review
I am currently gutting myself so i can perform a bloodritual and save Sseth
James Mortimer let me know how that goes. I was opting for sacrificing my neighbor’s large black rooster. I’ll hold off for now.
@@crispyblindead2413 Well, i sacrificed 3 meters of intestine, now sseth gotta tell us if it was enough
@@jamesmortimer4016 Don't forget to sell it to your local Chinese restaurant. Those pork special #37's are definitely not pork.
James Mortimer I better play it safe. Looks like Cocklord the Dark dies with the sunset tonight.
Just let play the game. Don’t Overexaggerate
I love the blackmail story, please do more of that kind!
love the HoMM3 soundtrack in the back :D
stuck in geometry -> rp as ghost
what a lad
maybe even erp
Le One Year Later reply:
Not any ghost. The ghost of a man fathomed to an after-life in despair, yet a gentle soul who alerted other Adventurers of the dangers of JUMPING, lest the gift of Life be wasted inside a soultrap of stones.
@@bruceluiz ~Le One Year Later reply reply:
The ghost's bitterness and melancholy at dying such a humiliating death empowers it to advise others. Truly, must've been a man of noble character in life. Very noble character.
Imagine Sseth reviewing Digimon Masters Online and finding out that indonesians and brazillians actually sell drugs through the chat.
Yeah, am I right?
Dota 2 local chats.
That is all.
Can you actually think of a better medium by which to sell drugs?
As an Indonesian I can confirm this, got my daily dose of hash and it was not good. I think I'm alle
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 also adding the problem how powerless GMs are with GameKing's database lacking SSL security at the point of hackers stealing GM accounts and selling them for real money on the chat or using them to unban cheaters and RMTers... it's up to you to shout the Nespresso's slogan and guess anything possible on DMO's chat.
Great comparison between the Skinner Box and the typical MMO gaming experience as cases of operant conditioning. This subtle humor is exactly what makes Sseth so great !
Do you live in the UK? I've never met a single American who can so accurately describe the diet of an average Scottish woman.
Yep he does
Scottish culture is not covered as much as it should be in our school system
*makes jokes based on Hong Kong gangs*
*uses simplified Chinese letter instead of traditional*
"OH MY GOD SSETH I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DARE TO DISGRACE OUR CULTURE LIKE THIS"
I remember making a deal on WoW with a chinese gold farmer. After he gave me the gold I sent him an email containing my "Bank Details" which was actually just the full wikipedia entry for the tianaman square massacre. Never heard from him again after that. Mission accomplished.
I swear this channel and Internet etiquette are some of the best comedy on the net
9:31 I came in with minimal expectations but left with free lasagna
Where did you get the white skin gloves Sseth?
probably from a ss13 erper trying to put unmentionables in his mailbox
Hunted the farmers himself, likely.
A vice reporter went to interview him in Uganda, *he was not missed*
From corpses
One of his boy slaves in the Ugandan war camp died of aids
Two defined gender roles?
Jesus, this is 2019, not 1095!
It isn't? Fuck and I was all hyped up for the speech of pope Urban II in november. Wonder what that was all about...
@dood ayev Classic or Unity port?
The only genders.
You're right. I was so offended when i say you can't choose the attack helicopter.
That Heroes of might and magic 3 music in background is priceless XDDDDD
half-way through the video I realized the background music was from hmm3, Sseth is truly a god among men
Despite being only 6.5% of the dog population...
@@Aggrobiscuit I mean, if you're dumb enough to not realize the difference between a type of dog bred over generations specifically to be aggressive as hell, and the completely undirected and goal-less breeding of human populations, I suppose that's your prerogative.
@@Wylde483 "When you use memes because they're funny, but then some rando in the comments can't take a joke and starts to consider your jokes their ideology" I'd feel bad for Sseth if I wasn't so sure he was doing it for that extra level of shitposting.
@@Wylde483 "undirected and goal-less breeding of human populations"
Imagine being this dumb
@@pvblivscornelivsscipio shut. it. down. NOW.
@@Wylde483
>imblyin
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
more like shit lords eheheheheheheheheheh
Bro - the best game of my life
GOAT.
Better than the first one. Fite me.
"The Sseth Lord"
really enjoying the Sseth expansive multiverse, keep it up
I'm living for all this Sseth deep lore.
I live in Hong Kong so I don’t know if this is safe for me to wa
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Its safe to wa
Tinanamen square massacre
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
y'all obviously have no idea what you can actually do in hong kong
You're saying there is a race of futa lolis in this game? Sold.
Absolutely disgusting
They're just Irish idk what you are talking about
I love the lore of this channel
bowloli and staffloli, never to be forgotten O7
Sseth must've a Huawei device in his home, no wonder they know where he lives, All of China knows
Too bad I cant laugh at this cuz Its true lol
My modem was made by Huawei, help
@@AC3electrosphere as if apple was better
"Now all of china knows you are here"
"Hey hey China, Sseth here."
Last time I was this early sseth was still a child soldier
Keen to see more Sseth shill lore in the future
Bet this pales in comparison to *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*
bad advertising campaign, fake upvotes... but it does have milky mommies... not so sure about this...
EDIT: i saw the lolis, i'm in
Nisse "Yes officer, this comment right here"
There is also Tera for that anyway
I'm calling the FBI
@Brupcat Even better
staffloli is my new waifu tbh
Awesome to see Sseth do a genuine review out of his own free will, is it great to have folks find enjoyment in the oddest of place =)
7:31 Ah, Prison School reference. Man of culture.
This video alerted me to my lordosis problem
Thank you Sseth
You truly are a medical proffessional
The Model 2 should be online soon, it's currently undergoing preparation and will be operational within six months. My people will continue to report on its progress. If necessary, the Model 1 will be terminated.
What an expensive mistake you turned out to be
Hahaha caught that deus ex reference immediately
Bad ider m8, bad idea.
We've had to endure much, you and I, but within the week there will be old men running the world.
Model 2 turns out to be Mandalore
UNATCO?
So in this game we have 4 races
Human
Elf
Dwarf
and
Jail Bait
...
It's a common theme in all east Asian fantasy MMOs. Gotta have the loli option. See also: FF11, Tera Online, PSO2...
Sign me up
You know the worst ?
It's loli, but their explanation is that the race is "not aging at all" so they are "legal" to fantasize on in the imaginary...
Also Rule 34.
We need to keep the closet pedophiles distracted from little Timmy's hole
@@ohmygahdbilly
as we ignore real young girls that regularly have sex
So much good shit in this video, the small details are what make it great. Also the Sseth lore is shaping up in a very interesting way
I arrived here as i kept seeing Seth comments on Mandalores comment section.
Seth, whoever you are, you crack me up! Thanks for the vids. 😀