Gothic II Review | Classic German Roleplaying™

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  • Everyone's favourite German turnip cultivation RPG - now finally reviewed.
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  • @pingwin717
    @pingwin717 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10443

    "as expected German woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors and worst of all Germans" my favourite part

    • @MerkhVision
      @MerkhVision 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Mine too lmao

    • @PaulaNancyMillstone
      @PaulaNancyMillstone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      Am German. Can confirm.

    • @WillHayes44
      @WillHayes44 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BLY99 triggered...

    • @reddeath9858
      @reddeath9858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @@BLY99 They are the giant rats.

    • @dankusyeetus
      @dankusyeetus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The entire video is my favorite part

  • @kubathehuman7652
    @kubathehuman7652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9217

    This German game somehow happens to be Polish national treasure.

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      *TRIGGERED*

    • @KenshinLoL
      @KenshinLoL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      sebool112 really ? Assuming you are polish in the context I thought you polish people like it because of the voice acting and the atmosphere that the characters bring to the world. I mean that's what most german people who play the game fall in love with.

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Most of the people look at it through nostalgic lenses. Me too, actually. But somebody pointed out recently that the main character sounds like a narrator, and it occurred to me that it's not really top quality these days.
      Look it at it from a distance, you can tell it was the best they could pull off these days, so I appreciate it, actually. And then, the person who pointed it out isn't really someone who knows a lot about games, though, so they can't really appreciate it in the same way.
      Thinking about it, I take that back. It was the best they could pull off in the early 2000's. What more can you expect? My opinion now is that it is a good voiceover.

    • @KenshinLoL
      @KenshinLoL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      sebool112 Ye if you take the way the hero talks and compare the voice acting itself to what is good today it really isn't good. But the hero has by far the worst voice acting in this game so I can live with that. Even the hero has his moments where I could fall out of my chair from laughing. I like his sarcastic side alot. Also the way the hero generally speaks with npc has a touch that makes his lazy lines often very humoristic which is something I like about it. I dunno if i have a nostalgia lense on or rather how much it changes for me. but I don't think it's that much. I think it would be awesome if i didn't play the game yet and could experience especially gothic 2 all over again. I mean after my like 25th playthrough I must say I lose interest from time to time but I still think the game is that great that I can play it despite the fact that I know everything about it. Not because of nostalgia but because I like the game and if they ever get the brain and remake their first 2 masterpieces and make g3 a complete game they'd swim in money because what piranha bytes is prducing right now isn't good at all in my opinion. Gothic had handmade quests and the world was so well designed that you could also overlook the silly quests when you just ran around the island because they made sense in the story. even smaller quests and characters like fellan had a place and just gave u a feeling of a realistic world. I muss that completely in todays games.

    • @ChadVulpes
      @ChadVulpes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well, either way; Germans made one hell of a game ^_^

  • @HolyFlare484
    @HolyFlare484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    My favorite line from this game was: "His last order was: COME! And they came, all of them, even the dragons"

    • @augustwinterman6952
      @augustwinterman6952 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      To quote George Takei: "Oh my~"

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol just started right now

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@ThePaperKhan You started the game? Or you started to come?

    • @not_herobrine3752
      @not_herobrine3752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@nocturnaljoe9543 all of them simulteneously, it seems

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@not_herobrine3752 dayum

  • @JenkemSuperfan
    @JenkemSuperfan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4198

    "attack someone's wife with a club, while her husband cheers"
    Absolutely based husband

    • @davidstinger1134
      @davidstinger1134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Based on what?

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@davidstinger1134 ya mutha

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      @@davidstinger1134 the economic principles of the Kaiserreich.

    • @largilm1411
      @largilm1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@JenkemSuperfan Someone needs to lurk more.

    • @JenkemSuperfan
      @JenkemSuperfan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@largilm1411 I know what the "based on what" joke is
      I don't have to respond positively to it

  • @thomasjardine2108
    @thomasjardine2108 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6173

    "I am Bromor. This is my house , and these are my girls. I like my girls. And if you like my girls too, then you'll pay for it- 50 gold pieces."
    I swear to god that Tommy Wiseau said these lines

  • @L3N1NVEVO
    @L3N1NVEVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9247

    He knows too much about Poland. This is worrying.

    • @MalleusSemperVictor
      @MalleusSemperVictor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +457

      Like Poland hides its identity. Poland is Poland.

    • @L3N1NVEVO
      @L3N1NVEVO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +725

      It's not real picture of poland but he made fun of us in a way i can't be offended. It was actually funny for me personally because I'm a cheapskate.

    • @snazwonk2066
      @snazwonk2066 6 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Zywiec xDDDDD

    • @kubasowikowski1246
      @kubasowikowski1246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      L3N1NVEVO

    • @maciejocicki2492
      @maciejocicki2492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      What are you talking about, it's exacly how Poland looks

  • @tomaszj8605
    @tomaszj8605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    As a Polish worker living in Germany, I squated through the entire video, drinking Żywiec and laughing my ass off.

    • @rinkashikachi
      @rinkashikachi 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Beautiful

    • @Aggrofool
      @Aggrofool 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      2137!

    • @Datan1234
      @Datan1234 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This brings a tear to my eye, gonna by Zubrowka in your Honour and greetings from Germany

    • @tomaszj8605
      @tomaszj8605 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Datan1234 hahaha, Prost!

    • @Hamak_Hamleta
      @Hamak_Hamleta หลายเดือนก่อน

      But did you smoke camele?

  • @cyd2k
    @cyd2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    8:25
    Fun fact: I am from germany and sometimes I actually confused the bird sounds from Gothic with actual birds close to my house. Shit got confusing some times

    • @ciupenhauer
      @ciupenhauer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Co-kaa!

    • @KrefOner
      @KrefOner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yee boy rosenkranz did an amazing job on the music shits beautiful

    • @Xeni1243
      @Xeni1243 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      greetings

    • @inlimbo1714
      @inlimbo1714 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same, but I live on Jupyter

    • @LOL-zu1zr
      @LOL-zu1zr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Industrial Revolution and it consequences

  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    Why the fuck are we all having mold problems

    • @SsethTzeentach
      @SsethTzeentach  6 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I jest but my mom visited and told me to bleach my bathroom walls.
      I had no proper dust-mask so I just strapped like 10 kitchen towels behind a guy fawkes mask with duct-tape for a makeshift filter.

    • @AlabamaMan
      @AlabamaMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ok

    • @fungi265
      @fungi265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ok

    • @bud389
      @bud389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SsethTzeentach Late to the party, but don't use bleach against mold. Use white vinegar mixed with baking soda in a spray bottle and it kills mold, prevents it from growing, and continues to kill off the mold roots as well. I used white vinegar baking soda mixture to kill mold in my basement over 2 years ago. It has yet to grow back. Bleach on the other-hand is unable to penetrate to get the roots of the mold.

    • @jway9097
      @jway9097 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SsethTzeentach ok

  • @nmesa1798
    @nmesa1798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3763

    Good times. The confrontation between Gothic 2 and Morrowind fans in Russia was only comparable to WW2. The most fanatical gamers still have PTSD from this holywar.

    • @MarktheRude
      @MarktheRude 6 ปีที่แล้ว +554

      BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT VIVEC

    • @sadi5713
      @sadi5713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I loved both.
      what am I?

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Just like Fallout3 vs old Fallouts fans?
      Man, Bethesda is a warmonger.

    • @Artorias1234
      @Artorias1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      You are nazbol

    • @SneedFeedAndSeed
      @SneedFeedAndSeed 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Sadi Dirty n'wah

  • @xxDrain
    @xxDrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    This was the Witcher game before there was a Witcher game.

    • @TheUltimateRiku
      @TheUltimateRiku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty sure the original Witcher is about as old

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@TheUltimateRiku No, it's not. Also he clearly means Witcher 3, Witcher 1 and 2 were very different in design with no freedom.

    • @Skanic
      @Skanic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@Chraan the devs of Witcher 1 were actually inspired by Gothic 1

    • @Matt_the_pirate
      @Matt_the_pirate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Skanic I believe the prototype Witcher game was meant to be released in 2001.

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      CDPR wrote a big patch for Gothic 3 to iron out bugs.

  • @bootlegcaesar7481
    @bootlegcaesar7481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    "the guards accept european ID cards or if you dont have that simply a drawing of your passport" accurate af lol

    • @ashmonkey2572
      @ashmonkey2572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Also drug dealers don't need no id.

    • @fulvio3211
      @fulvio3211 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Once before a school trip we went to Germany. I lost my ID some day before so I went and declared the missing ID to the Italian police and went to the school trip with a scan of my ID and the Italian document of my missing ID.
      The ID was needed to enter the Berlin parliament, the guard simple ignored the declaration and just checked the paper scan

  • @ShinDig_Central
    @ShinDig_Central 6 ปีที่แล้ว +729

    It's my favorite African warlord back at it again.

  • @Shaiva22
    @Shaiva22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3056

    Playing this game without German or Polish dub should be punishable by beeing forced to make the same game for the next 20 years.

    • @Superschokokeks
      @Superschokokeks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      so... Piranha Bytes didn't play with german or polish dub..

    • @dankashi677
      @dankashi677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Russian dub is pretty good too

    • @igorthelight
      @igorthelight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So Activision and EA Games were actually punished? :-)

    • @empty3061
      @empty3061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Daniel Shymchenko you’re joking, right?

    • @OnlyInhuman90
      @OnlyInhuman90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Who the fuck would ever wanna listen to Polish? One of the shittiest sounding languages in Europe for sure

  • @Mic_Glow
    @Mic_Glow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "appropriate means of defending yourself"
    (shows butter knifes)
    This has aged well. Didn't it, UK?

    • @SyndicateOperative
      @SyndicateOperative 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's not a case of 'aging well', the UK's nutty weapon confiscations (i.e. spoons and other cutlery) have been a thing for the last decade.

  • @anthonyconde7604
    @anthonyconde7604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    9:03 Obviously, just another stunning performance by Tommy Wiseau

    • @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
      @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      you're my favorite customer

    • @noahkarpinski1824
      @noahkarpinski1824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you like Liza she is only 25 gold pieces

    • @mrbig1022
      @mrbig1022 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahhhhh AHAHAHAH Oh wow
      I'm gonna have to replay this in english some day lmao

    • @KrefOner
      @KrefOner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fiddy gol' pieceeees

  • @JigsawLV
    @JigsawLV 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    "Generous donators: Sam Hyde"
    IT'S HIM AGAIN, he can't keep getting away with this!

  • @PLpatriot999
    @PLpatriot999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    sseth should have honorary polish citizenship

    • @PLpatriot999
      @PLpatriot999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Chara Dreemurr i'm Polish so you shouldn't be surprised

    • @uncletimo6059
      @uncletimo6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeaaaah... dat wai he can see a polish deth kamp.
      from the inside.

    • @PLpatriot999
      @PLpatriot999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Chara Dreemurr nie wiem czy to z przodu twojej głowy to twarz czy dupa

    • @zyrkugilgamesh
      @zyrkugilgamesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Chara Dreemurr I'm really sorry, but when I try to read this language I only see *super secret coded military message*

    • @jacplac97
      @jacplac97 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Powiedzmy sobie szczerze, przyszedłeś tu tylko po to, by móc pocałować Dio w dupę.

  • @Kormoran-dg6bp
    @Kormoran-dg6bp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    -Sseth makes a gothic II review
    *few days later*
    -Piranha Bytes starts making assets for gothic 4

  • @Dostwyn
    @Dostwyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Quick tip: Don't use the Dragon Snapper/Shadowbeast trick. The game doesn't calculate the max HP increase during level ups correctly while being transformed, meaning you'll end up with less HP than you should have.

    • @buca9696
      @buca9696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Doesn't matter if you level your fighting skills with the xp you gain. With a bit of practice you won't get hit in 1v1 combat.

    • @SHAX516
      @SHAX516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@buca9696 everything has high crit chance in gothic, every single hp point is worth it because you will get hit sooner or later

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@SHAX516 you can easily offset the hp lost by donating to daron and innos shrines, for a beginner it's going to make the ordinary fighting harder and you can clear out the map in chapter 1 by learning how the fighting system works and realizing you can kill anything 1v1 with a stick and lots of patience xD

    • @foreignfat6009
      @foreignfat6009 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@brohvakiindova4452 You can kill everything in chapter 1 with fist.
      Dragon combat is a hot garbage tho...

    • @brohvakiindova4452
      @brohvakiindova4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@foreignfat6009 there is no "chapter 1" in skyrim
      you can fight reasonably well with fists as a khajiit and to lesser extend argonian but no way you straight walk up high hrothgar after starting the game and killing the ice troll on legendary with just your fists
      you can totally prepare to be able to fight late game enemies very early on but we're not talking super prepped min-max but casual play

  • @TheOnlyRise
    @TheOnlyRise 6 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Pole here. This review is 100% correct, especially the coal mine part.

  • @thebadger4040
    @thebadger4040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    **DISTANT KURWAS GETTING LOUDER**

  • @noxserpentis
    @noxserpentis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The german dub of Gothic is such a gem. Its too sad most people wont get to enjoy it cause they dont speak the language.

    • @atomic747
      @atomic747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean..subtitles exist

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    that 'Brzenczyszczykiewicz' reference almost killed me, dude that is obscure, but I'll let the 'polish death camps' slide, just this once...

    • @bredt2750
      @bredt2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is it a reference to?

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bredt2750 Brzenczyszczykiewicz is a character in the movie "How I started ww2"

    • @bredt2750
      @bredt2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @ thanks I'll check it out, I'd it a cult classic in Poland or something?

    •  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bredt2750 yes, something like that, its a war comedy from 1969.

  • @CaigeWolf1270
    @CaigeWolf1270 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    This is my favourite source of furry porn and casual racism

    • @lemonbot4906
      @lemonbot4906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      What more can a man ask for?

    • @Qwufi
      @Qwufi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      Im not into furry things but also here for casual racism.

    • @MultiCommissar
      @MultiCommissar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      How fucking dare you call this "casual"?
      No respect for hard working racists anymore.

    • @secretname2670
      @secretname2670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Sad Honk greytide is inherited genetically

    • @panthekirb7561
      @panthekirb7561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @bababoouie johnson Some people wanted new shoes and stuff and instead of just buying them they went with the video game protag way of doing things (being a thug and thinking you are above everyone else).

  • @Serpencio
    @Serpencio 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3146

    I'm big fan of this Germany simulator, however my sole problem is that it is featuring only one german character, Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi.
    Also, for those hardcore, TRUE gamers who haven't played this amazing gem yet. Take my advice and set on the right track, become the sausage delivery boy next door my friends.

    • @DragoonBB
      @DragoonBB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Don't worry their are plenty of Germans in the woods.

    • @MyCrafcik
      @MyCrafcik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      th-cam.com/video/y_ifjEYEMuY/w-d-xo.html kek

    • @dopey473
      @dopey473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aight

    • @squirrelknight9768
      @squirrelknight9768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The moment I read abuyin's name in your comment, he said it in the video!
      Can you believe this shit!?!

    • @mbthemeatball3716
      @mbthemeatball3716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gud joke xD
      Even I, a german dude, like this joke, lel.

  • @Freedi2of2
    @Freedi2of2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Man you can't imagine how much the german version adds to the atmosphere.

    • @mateng7707
      @mateng7707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Freedi's Soundcollection lowkey wanted to learn german just to play gothic in the original language a while back

    • @KrefOner
      @KrefOner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      peep the polish one w dupe

  • @mikemetzgore2712
    @mikemetzgore2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    i didn´t know that the english voice acting was so poor. The german voice action is pretty good.

    • @Rico-oz4ct
      @Rico-oz4ct 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      volle Pfund aufs Maul?

    • @BrandstifterFussel88
      @BrandstifterFussel88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Rico-oz4ct "Wo ist die Kirche, ja wo ist sie denn bloß?"

    • @darkcat013
      @darkcat013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Russian acting is even better

    • @themadnes5413
      @themadnes5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@darkcat013 disagree, i understand both and the german one is still far better.

  • @PanKarmelek12
    @PanKarmelek12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    The way you said "Żywiec" made me laugh so hard, god bless you sseth

    • @Rapture1008
      @Rapture1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pan How DO you pronounce it?

    • @makowiec2k
      @makowiec2k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He almost pronouced it correctly. Just instead that "c" don't say it like "computer" but more like a letter alone. There is also the case of "y" but I guess we have better things to do

    • @prejdak
      @prejdak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Try "zhywiets", not completely accurate though. You can find a lot of empty Zywiec tin cans in our (Czech) woods here at the border with Poland. I wonder... why :-D

    • @rafaszewczyk833
      @rafaszewczyk833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You don't really have sounds for that in English language but it would be something like Zhyviets

    • @Drejzer
      @Drejzer ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rapture1008 'Ż' is like french pronunciation of Jean or somewhat like the "si" in vision (i think)
      y is the sound you make when you have no idea about a topic, kinda like "uh" (I can't think of any word for that)
      c is basically a short "ts" sound

  • @VOEN100500
    @VOEN100500 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2234

    HoMM3, Morrowind, Mount'n'blade, Gothic 2. If Fallout 2 will be next, i will be sure that Sseth is slav, 100%.

    • @CernobilRS
      @CernobilRS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

      And now S.T.A.L.K.E.R. yep slav confirmed :D

    • @jakalmekara
      @jakalmekara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I hope to God he reviews fallout 2 one day

    • @Sarum9nich
      @Sarum9nich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      He is a slav migrant to germany.

    • @shipso6116
      @shipso6116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He told so in one of his videos. As a slav, I was obliged to check, and I found it ).

    • @McRingil
      @McRingil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sarum9nich are you sure of that

  • @odincousland6420
    @odincousland6420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I always disagree when people that complain about the combat. To me, it's the most fluid and spontaneous system ever created.
    No stamina, no dodge roll, you have to time your strikes and analyse each enemy. I loved that you could lure monsters. Also using the environment and anything you pick up to your advantage. I feel like most people give up too easily. Although, I have played the game a ridiculous amount of times so I don't even have to think when I'm fighting. I suppose that's why I love it. Every fight feels real and exciting. Anyway thanks for reading.

    • @jebbi2570
      @jebbi2570 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep, and I also hate when people tells others to play it with germany VA because its supposed to better?

  • @alphacore4332
    @alphacore4332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Who are you?
    "My name is Abuyin ibn Djadir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi... and I am a purveyor of tobacco"

  • @ImposCoE
    @ImposCoE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi needs a game with him as the hero.

    • @toastybatch565
      @toastybatch565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      ImposCoE sounds like your typical German name

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Sure enough. "May I introduce you to my brother Hans, my sister Katarina and my nephew Abuyin ibn Djabir ibn Omar Kalid ben Hadji al Sharidi?"

    • @Adam-tu1lk
      @Adam-tu1lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Islamist Reactionary إرتجاج الإسلامي Listen man, all it does is make it funnier

    • @mulmusfistus4128
      @mulmusfistus4128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@toastybatch565 just like tyrone is your typical american name

    • @MyCrafcik
      @MyCrafcik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/y_ifjEYEMuY/w-d-xo.html Kek

  • @Rheinguard
    @Rheinguard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    "...and women, who are also part of the disabled..."
    I died 😂😂😂👌

    • @royce536
      @royce536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      No wonder they keep parking in disable spots... THE MORE YOU KNOW

    • @na333an
      @na333an 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf i just had that moment when i read your comment

    • @XtremeMaran
      @XtremeMaran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Basically every university recruitment department.

    • @mahmud7645
      @mahmud7645 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XtremeMaran hairy balls in my mouth

  • @Blubbii88
    @Blubbii88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Damn, I didn't realise how bad the english dub was. The german dub was amazing. It still has some of the most recognizable voice lines until today

  • @Volvith
    @Volvith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    9:02
    aH, yes, the 'shady Ukranian' pimp.
    Truly a classic in early 2000's game design.

  • @LimakPan
    @LimakPan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    There's a polish gothic rap scene that remixes dialogue from the polish dub of the game.
    It's awesome.

    • @Krakersonik
      @Krakersonik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      whole fucking channel of it. th-cam.com/channels/SiFAQYLjlNCpbxIJgEkr-Q.html
      Gulasz ognisty - naprawde zajebisty!

    • @MyCrafcik
      @MyCrafcik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Potrawka z chrząszcza? Mogę ją jeść bez końca!

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How I have lived so long but never heard this perfaction?!

    • @quagernag
      @quagernag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KapitanPolska I thank you for showing the way!

    • @Caspenar
      @Caspenar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@quagernag People are joining the cult. Good.

  • @ilocosmetro
    @ilocosmetro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1106

    Not early enough, Seth

    • @acheron16
      @acheron16 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Oh shit, the Merchant's Guild is getting mad

    • @eldhaxan
      @eldhaxan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes.

    • @ricga6795
      @ricga6795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its never too late to talk about the best RPG of all time. :3

    • @primarchpavel1457
      @primarchpavel1457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who's Seth?

  • @balintkiss6778
    @balintkiss6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Might someone already pointed out but there is a far faster way to earn money with smithing than that at 7:20. You take an iron rod and put it into the forge than quickly press space/number one so your character draws his sword. This way you will still have this iron rod and another one will appear in your inventory = unlimited money without beating up that poor bastard every second. :D
    There was another glitch that is useful. Your enemies always running at you in a straight line. So when you try to flee a situation while running just move your mouse slightly left and right continuously so they always miss you.
    Gothic 2 was also popular in Hungary. No wonder we always got along well with polish people through our history, this game requires a certain character. :D

  • @wadekstaryub-ek9416
    @wadekstaryub-ek9416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a Polish person i can proudly say that for a while i thought i'm watching a documentary movie.

  • @McRingil
    @McRingil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    You know too much man. Where did you learn Camel cigarettes are luxury products here.

    • @leves777
      @leves777 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are they? Why?

    • @McRingil
      @McRingil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      leves777 they were unattainable during the communism, now they're like the most expensive ones in the shop.

    • @frydemwingz
      @frydemwingz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he browses /pol/

    • @McRingil
      @McRingil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This talmudic chaos magic order of pepe the peterson messes with the structure of reality written in the Dead Sea scrolls too much.

  • @kubazy4669
    @kubazy4669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz- polish migrant and the savior of Germany (Myrtana)

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's easy to pronounce but terrible to write down from just listening to it

  • @NeoSaturos123
    @NeoSaturos123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    1:52 That...is a very nice dragon though.

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R ปีที่แล้ว +39

    6:15 heh, funny thing about that is; I can defy gravity in my dreams by T posing (sorta). So I get how this works: it's like jumping, but never do the second half where you fall; just rapidly repeat the first part. It's like Fuller Auto for your legs, arm stance is for steering and balance.

  • @rafalemiec8683
    @rafalemiec8683 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    > żwieK
    lol

    • @peterdes6792
      @peterdes6792 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      :D:D:DD:D fajnie to powiedzial

    • @milczyciel
      @milczyciel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      moi kumple w pracy wymawiają nazwę żywca: "zyłek" :D

    • @adam1984pl
      @adam1984pl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zywiec-alkoholizowana woda gazowana.

    • @nergal2741
      @nergal2741 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      does it mean something?

  • @PlaskiJakDeska
    @PlaskiJakDeska 6 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    >Żwiek
    o kurwa, Sseth xD

  • @darkholyPL
    @darkholyPL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    As a Polish guy myself, everything said in this vid about Poland in 100% accurate.

    • @jameson7276
      @jameson7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      As a Poland vid myself, everything said in this guy about Polish in 100% accurate.

    • @ArtDeCali
      @ArtDeCali 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jak powiedział polskie obozy śmierci tez prawda?

  • @Fanuel28
    @Fanuel28 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are pure gold it's really sad that you don't make them more often but I understand it takes some time to prepare all those things. I'm from Poland and I really love all your videos and it's awesome for me that you put so many references to my country :D Keep on doing those great videos can't wait for next one.

  • @snakeoveer1046
    @snakeoveer1046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I love how the templar holds his zweihander by the ricasso at 4:06

    • @BigGayIncorporated
      @BigGayIncorporated 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i didn't even notice that until i saw this comment lol

  • @BizhanovKhalel
    @BizhanovKhalel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    8:31 "and worst of all... GeRmAnS".
    I just can't..

  • @admiralswallower1882
    @admiralswallower1882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why have I never found this channel holy shit the quality of his uploads are amazing.

  • @aila6814
    @aila6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the amount of patrons he has, truly pleases me. seth can keep making these videos, and i can keep swimming in the sweet sweet pool that is me ignoring my problems to watch his content.

  • @pmendes99
    @pmendes99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The t-pose part cured my constipation, thanks!

  • @Taureor
    @Taureor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    Żywiec is pronounced ZHY-VI-ETZZ

    • @danielhanson2417
      @danielhanson2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Wait a second I know you

    • @a.wen.6987
      @a.wen.6987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You here?!?!?

    • @StrikerUSS
      @StrikerUSS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      This is a crossover I did not expect, but I happily welcome!

    • @codonomicus
      @codonomicus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But is it better than Prażubr?

    • @Loleexer
      @Loleexer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@codonomicus Żubr used to be good, but it turned into really low quality beer. I've never had Prażubr, but I suppose it's on pair or most likely inferior to Żywiec, which itself is rather mediocre if you ask me.

  • @user-wp8ld8xw5q
    @user-wp8ld8xw5q 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    @9:25 You can also just buy a scroll of telekinesis. You never actually need to cast it just equip it, and then you just spin around and see every object around you.
    It makes the game a lot easier than cheesing the object spawn mechanic does.

  • @Eudolus
    @Eudolus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:48 is... is that Big Floyd? YOOOOO he breathing.

  • @ioannismironenko6962
    @ioannismironenko6962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    1:13 finally we got to know the protagonist's name

    • @vaxrvaxr
      @vaxrvaxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And it explains why we didn't before!

    • @vaxrvaxr
      @vaxrvaxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They couldn't afford training the voice actors.

  • @Nutellafuerst
    @Nutellafuerst 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    "as expected, the german woods are filled with giant rats, giant birds, giant velociraptors, and worst of all, germans"
    thats it, i can die in piece now

  • @Dornpunzel
    @Dornpunzel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:35 that map. Man this is so epic. i love your work.

  • @Destructides
    @Destructides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I wish dragons in games were this T H I C C
    Lovely editing by the way.

  • @mariuszpudzianowski1743
    @mariuszpudzianowski1743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "that was enough to buy my Żviek"
    I just lost it there, great pronouncation man but Poland isn't Czech Republic

    • @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
      @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what about Camel cigs?

    • @rhogal8310
      @rhogal8310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 Confirmed pole here, HARNAŚ is the shit, and Marlboro are the cigarettes in our death camps

  • @mr.robertdobalina9199
    @mr.robertdobalina9199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I wish I could roleplay as a german from the late 30’s and early 40’s.

    • @EternalDeath14
      @EternalDeath14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      I do it all the time

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Then you will love modern murica

    • @mr.robertdobalina9199
      @mr.robertdobalina9199 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      SpecShadow There’s literally 5 nazi flags on my street and I am fearing for my life. I am currently hiding 20 Mexican nationals in my attic. Please don’t tell Drumpf and his criminal gang of ICE brown shirts.

    • @Hornwiesel
      @Hornwiesel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ewww

    • @34marmarmar
      @34marmarmar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wait 2 decades and you can do just that

  • @easylove3304
    @easylove3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just found ur channel. pure gold 10/10

  • @MrMattBAX
    @MrMattBAX 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Holy crap man, your vids are epic. Found myself something to binge :D

  • @TheBezio22
    @TheBezio22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    While forging a new sword, in the middle of the animation, take out the sword. Doubles the steel you have, and also gives you the sword without taking the steel. Much faster than betting up the poor guy.

    • @lorrispain4125
      @lorrispain4125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How TF did I never hear about this?🤔

    • @kip_c
      @kip_c 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      this can cause a crash error whenever u load a file in game just as a forewarning

  • @Ilamarea
    @Ilamarea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    As a polish fan of gothic, I do approve.

  • @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it
    @ImotekhtheStormlord-tx2it ปีที่แล้ว +10

    i watch this atleast once a month. i cant stop laughing. i love you sseth

  • @Shoppingcartapuses
    @Shoppingcartapuses 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    those are some really nice "dragons"

  • @milczyciel
    @milczyciel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    For quite a some time I felt like I owe you some gratitude for giving me so many laughs Sseth... Reviewing Gothic, misspeling Zywiec, using Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz meme and throwing some friendly jabs at "Polish death camps" sealed the deal. I couldn't say no to becoming a member of merchant's guild after that one.
    Hats off to you, you magnificent bastard. Here's hoping for you continuing down this path, under the regime of humorless EU bureaucrats.

  • @WhyName
    @WhyName 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You are one of the only channels where I watch every video as soon as I see it.
    You and a channel that's a video of Obiwan Kenobi saying "Hello there." every day.

  • @Twin2kaay7
    @Twin2kaay7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No fucking way, how did you know about Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz!? As a Polish guy living in Germany and having experienced both cultures (that includes Gothic) I can confirm, your German/Polish jokes were absolutely on point, some of them hit way too close to home for my liking lmao.
    Edit:
    Just checked your channel out since this video popped up in my recommended section. Pure gold. Keep up the great work man, I am amazed how this channel exist since many videos are so incredibly niche, featuring games like Gothic, Morrowind or Heros of Might and Magic.

  • @alexdenton5228
    @alexdenton5228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    and what is a sausage among friends? ❤

  • @Gnomek
    @Gnomek 6 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Too bad you didnt mention stealing. Fits the narrative, and the game.

    • @ibuprofen_psychosis
      @ibuprofen_psychosis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And the setting, being a polish migrant.

    • @Valentin-qz3qw
      @Valentin-qz3qw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Sevven there is a car, it's an easter egg

    • @TelloremGolem
      @TelloremGolem 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kiedy przygody z minecraft sezon 2

  • @meni5678
    @meni5678 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    hey hey sseth. people here.

  • @Deviltriggerfounder
    @Deviltriggerfounder 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos are amazing, I’m really hoping we’ll see one for VTMB someday.

  • @frauleinhohenzollern8442
    @frauleinhohenzollern8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    6:07
    I didn't give permission to show my legs. I sent you that in confidence.

  • @cringeclown4087
    @cringeclown4087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Finally.
    Hey, you think you could cover S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or maybe Darkwood next?

    • @cringeclown4087
      @cringeclown4087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tiztu I care for em :/
      And Darkwood isn't cheeki breeki, it's from Poland

    • @anamarlylameiradasilva94
      @anamarlylameiradasilva94 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm Empty Mandalore already made a pretty good review if you're looking for that.
      Sseth is more interested in pure edge and shitty slavic bootleg games.

    • @AleK0451
      @AleK0451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      darkwood is slavic but it's not very shitty or bootleg

    • @asdkjh4370
      @asdkjh4370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@anamarlylameiradasilva94 show me good recent western game fuckwit- 'mario'? or copy and paste "morrowind"

    • @tripwireactual1220
      @tripwireactual1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asdkjh4370 not only a boomer, but one with extreme eastern bias

  • @firstnamelastname5136
    @firstnamelastname5136 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:04 If you pause at the stock photo of those two "Germans" drinking beer, just, my god the Schnozz on that one!

  • @Rickuo
    @Rickuo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    What I love most in this game is, that the main char is an ambitious, greedy and deceitful asshole. He is essentially every rpg-gamer that either got bored with the game or just plays it "to win". And that's really the best part of the game. It's playable criticism on gamers, who don't take rpg's seriously.

  • @koilamaoh4238
    @koilamaoh4238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy deserves more subs :( His voice fits soo good with his videos. Dam this guy is funny.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He has a lot more subs then the channel he posts on when he's on his medication (MandaloreGaming).

  • @scorbiot
    @scorbiot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Gothic I and II have some amazing dialogues in places.

    • @mirurururuvein
      @mirurururuvein 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The humour, the dialogue, the atmosphere...

    • @517342
      @517342 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glory to the Khan!

    • @Transgender-ProphetMohammed
      @Transgender-ProphetMohammed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      517342
      What?

    • @517342
      @517342 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's fine, you don't have to get it.

  • @m1sz3lpl24
    @m1sz3lpl24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Oh yes, the game worshipped in poland :P

  • @MoraCat666
    @MoraCat666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So Gothic is basically story about polish migrant that becomes something more than just a hero - an union man

  • @blackm4niac
    @blackm4niac 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The only problem with turning into a dragonraptor and genociding the map is that when transformed you do not receive the HP upgrades. The HP you gain will be added to the transformation health and once the transformation ends your health will be set back to the value it was before you transformed.

  • @szczepanik325
    @szczepanik325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Polish migrant in Germany here, I haven't laughed so much in a long time! Love your reviews :)
    Keep the good stuff coming!

  • @Agerian7
    @Agerian7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Holy hell the Grzegorz reference!

  • @Deciduoustrees
    @Deciduoustrees ปีที่แล้ว +7

    the idea that this game is about unions is honestly the best take on the faction system I've ever heard

  • @TheOfficialNardballs
    @TheOfficialNardballs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Sseth, your videos are of the utmost quality. I will be sending you shekels at the nearest opportunity. Keep it up buddy.

  • @mememem
    @mememem 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:35 rightful german clay in red

    • @vaxrvaxr
      @vaxrvaxr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shhh. Ignorace is Strength!

  • @camillo3887
    @camillo3887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    This video: *exists*
    Poles: It's free real estate

  • @sootmancer9851
    @sootmancer9851 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    oh shit finally more info on the raptor-scroll tacts first revealed to me in the "ELEX Review" video, thank you

  • @Ghostly-00
    @Ghostly-00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I need the sauce for the dragon at 1:48 because I plan on playing this game and I think studying these dragons will help me in my endeavor. Thanks.

  • @Maiden22Acacia
    @Maiden22Acacia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    It's the first time i've heard english voices in gothic. Mah Gawd :D
    Polish dubbed version is epic tho

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So you've experienced the German woods in Polish?
      Interesting.

    • @endarg5056
      @endarg5056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As well as Russian, I guess this game is designed accurately for eastern europe xD

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@endarg5056 And Germany...
      so yeah, Eastern Europe.

  • @MW-zm9hl
    @MW-zm9hl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    God, I loved that game so much! Was basically the only game other than Zoo Tycoon that I could play in my childhood. And since I myself was born to a german father in a lighthouse in the german coastal woods I had the fortune of enjoying the german version in which the voice acting is one of the best things about the game.

  • @brianalexander7469
    @brianalexander7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    him dieing from coughing at the end is my new favorite part

  • @acfake7858
    @acfake7858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    5:57 is all i need guys .

  • @saikonakoshi4334
    @saikonakoshi4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Hentai offers a unique perspective on an otherwise taboo side of life

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bearer, Seek, Seek, Lest why would you say something so brave yet so controversial?

    • @saikonakoshi4334
      @saikonakoshi4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's just a fact.

    • @Rickuo
      @Rickuo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unless it's netorare, rape, scat, mother and necrophilia. That only will make you feel empty inside after finishing.

  • @SonOfMeme
    @SonOfMeme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Now I KNOW you didn't just say the combat system was bad. You can manually swing your sword right and left in the perfect rhythm to never once get hit and if you don't think that's the tightest shit then get outta my face.

    • @SonOfMeme
      @SonOfMeme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My man! * snaps finger *

    • @tundra5171
      @tundra5171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I agree bro, I really really like the Gothic 2 combat system as well.

    • @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601
      @caindis-abel-dhisbrother9601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's so good at mocking something he loves

    • @dragos8839
      @dragos8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tundra5171 is gothic 3 any good ?

    • @tundra5171
      @tundra5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dragos8839 I personally enjoy it a lot. I really enjoy all aspects of Gothic 3 - even the fucked up combat. That's just me.

  • @ravenlupo9519
    @ravenlupo9519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    As a German I frickin love this review, literally cried laughing xD. But yeah the english dub sux.

  • @Armen605
    @Armen605 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just discovered thhis channel but oh boy am I losing my shit rn, great vid