1:30 oh god this is relatable. I did the tall tales in one sitting (with checkpoints) and it took roughly 30 hours to do. I was mentally exhausted and completely burnt out. Do not do what I did for gods sake Edit: 30 hours or 100 which would you choose? I did not do this in an alliance server I did this with a friend in a normal lobby. It’s easy when you have a plan and utilize the tools the devs put in. Don’t harp on others because you did it without the help devs gave you. It is hardly like an alliance server because alliance servers usually press gang the lobby into joining or it’s death just to gather gold for the worthless da sails that are just a dime a dozen. whereas me and my friend agreed together that we’d do this and once we did it we’d get off and not touch the game for a while.
2:09 as a person with the "Master Cargo Runner" title, a guild by the name of "Cargo Runners", and 1.2 million emissary rep off of cargo running, I feel greatly honored
"we are doing a merchant cargo run" said the full brigantine - me to the boys riding reaper (im the driver and comunicator) " LOAD THE CANNONS , we got some free tiers to catch"
Merchant player Some semi-friendly Reapers say they need an accomodation when you've got a full batch of surplus goods: *sigh* "okay." (Have 2.5 mil anyway)
@@Gibbon862 I have yet to encounter a full on hacker. I found cheaters before but they were minor, hiding it and not so obvious. I never met full on obvious cheaters yet
@@keybladegames_real You are lucky or don't play very much. there are multiple full internal clients right now going around with magic bucket, floating, flying, ghost form, silent aim, aimbot through walls (as in they hit you through walls not just lock on) and there are even free hacked clients right now that have simple cannon and sniper aimbots.
didn't they fix the bell crash trick? I just tried it and it didn't fork, even by spamming the bell and right click at the same time while holding my sword
1:01 It’s either “im so sorry for what im about to do to this guy” or “Oh shit…OH SHIT BACK OUT BACK OUT”
For the port merrick part you should drop the framerate of the homelander video to be like 10 fps.
bro 😭😭😭
FR!!! This place will put the 4090 to the test. Meanwhile console players say they don’t have a problem🥴
Dont know what you guys are on about. Got a 3060ti and i got 60 stable FPS.
Smells like console around here ;)
@@thatdude143560fps with a 3060 ti haha you must've let a homeless person build your computer
@@vurzoh981 hehe no believe it or not ;) i just didnt get my new monitor yet
This some accurate sot slanders fr
dude, this was so accurate and absolutely hilarious. Wonderful editing too btw. So fantastic
You forgot the slender where nobody wants to sail with you on your captain galleon, so you awkwardly sail it yourself
1:30 oh god this is relatable. I did the tall tales in one sitting (with checkpoints) and it took roughly 30 hours to do. I was mentally exhausted and completely burnt out. Do not do what I did for gods sake
Edit: 30 hours or 100 which would you choose? I did not do this in an alliance server I did this with a friend in a normal lobby. It’s easy when you have a plan and utilize the tools the devs put in. Don’t harp on others because you did it without the help devs gave you. It is hardly like an alliance server because alliance servers usually press gang the lobby into joining or it’s death just to gather gold for the worthless da sails that are just a dime a dozen. whereas me and my friend agreed together that we’d do this and once we did it we’d get off and not touch the game for a while.
@@Jallu555 or then he just needed your help or your company? some people just assume some shit at the first glance
Try doing it without checkpoints.
@@jackbullandothers3322 Doing it with checkpoints is like being a part of an alliance server 😂
@@ahmahti1334 or not wasting a year of your life when you can do it with less brainrot. Fuck alliance servers thank god for checkpoints
@@jackbullandothers3322 yeah no thanks. I suffered enough thank you
2:09 as a person with the "Master Cargo Runner" title, a guild by the name of "Cargo Runners", and 1.2 million emissary rep off of cargo running, I feel greatly honored
0:31 merm hell is the worst
last one is so real, i was chased by a galleon for a whole hour and it got krakened i was so fucking happy
Alright those were pretty damned good
i had honestly never seen such an accurate slander
I just got called out hard heir.
sorry😅 which one?
For best slander experience set playback time to 2x
"we are doing a merchant cargo run" said the full brigantine - me to the boys riding reaper (im the driver and comunicator) " LOAD THE CANNONS , we got some free tiers to catch"
This is a work of art. I laughed so hard, good job!
All of them were awesome
2:06 Mind to add in the Devils Roar 💪
Should have been part 2 for seeing uncaptained sloop with default cosmetics with someone panicking
0:56 Best one out of ALL the SoT memes. I swear alliance ship crews have their FOV set to 1 and their volume perpetually muted.
Port merrick is fabulous but i cant stop calling it golden sands and i wont stop calling it golden sands
0:06 this is so true bruh
the gold curse thing is to accurate
first accurate slander i have seen, no memes calling it slander.
Gold curse wasn’t hard until shores of gold
Bro what, after fate of the morningstar shores of gold is the easiest TT
I’m nice to people as a solo slooper until I hear them say something mean and then it’s death
innocent until proven guilty 🔨
the most accurate sot slander to date
0:14 is so accurate.
Oh my god this is actually amazing
this is so good. It was the galleons grave one that killed me
1:00 Only experienced players will understand this.
best sea of thieves slander video ive seen
oh man this was actually accurate
Underrated vid
Alright broooo i seee you. I see you have enjoyed the full scope of sea of thieves! Nice edit!
The Athena one 👌
Silly little memes we love those
I DIDNT KNOW PEOPLE LIKING PORT MERRICK WAS AN ACTUAL THING I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
Perfect pirate experience
The flyhackers one had me laughing😂
This should just be the trailer for the game
Overall very accurate, but I sense much Athena propaganda here.
the gold curse one is so real
I feel that galleons grave should be replaced with ancient spire. Change my mind
THOSE ARE SO GOOD I CANT
This was so accurate its hilarious
dying at the speed one @ 1:34 😂😂
This is so accurate
That last one was way too funny 😂
Merchant player
Some semi-friendly Reapers say they need an accomodation when you've got a full batch of surplus goods:
*sigh* "okay."
(Have 2.5 mil anyway)
1:34, this happens to me so often. i always drop the anchor too far too or too close to shore😔😔
I have the gold curse (before checkpoints) and I still love to do tall tales.
that is horrible
@@themoistbagel1 what?
check point no check point you still get no soul or grass for what is touched the same second it becomes gold
Nothing angers me more than when people think that trash bosun bill remix song is the main theme.
1:34 what do you mean, new players? I STILL end up doing this crap, and I'm a season 4 player!
Well done good sir.
Best sot vid ever
I’m a vet at the game and I still can’t park a sloop right 😂
i started the game 3 days ago and this seems accurate
Im usually confident when I see someone with default cosmetics and uncaptained in an hourglass fight. Usually they're noobs.
hackers tho
or you about to get a keg teleported to your boat LOL
@@Gibbon862 I have yet to encounter a full on hacker. I found cheaters before but they were minor, hiding it and not so obvious. I never met full on obvious cheaters yet
they're either clueless or you'll get smoked in seconds
@@keybladegames_real You are lucky or don't play very much. there are multiple full internal clients right now going around with magic bucket, floating, flying, ghost form, silent aim, aimbot through walls (as in they hit you through walls not just lock on) and there are even free hacked clients right now that have simple cannon and sniper aimbots.
MOST ACCURATE ONE
All except merchant cargo run no one takes the merchant alliance seriously but if you do then this is a wake up call
nah i fr have the utmost respect for people hauling around cargo in 2023
Dont underestimate the potential gold involved ;)
3:10 Yeah, that's me. No clue how to improve.
Best one I have seen I have to say.
so true king
💁♂💁♂💁♂💁♂
Was that joe Rogan keg explosion from the Tony Ferguson v Mike Chandler fight?
Bro this is gold and soo true!😂
I am crew legand and yes ego big skill small
The first one was inaccurate (for me) but accurate for other players, i understand, i get frustrated sometimes when i cant figure out a puzzle. lol
I'm still relatively new. What's this about bell spamming? It's peaked my interest
This is so accurate lmao
i lolled in my pants
didn't they fix the bell crash trick? I just tried it and it didn't fork, even by spamming the bell and right click at the same time while holding my sword
still works on a galleon at least
@@montsoc oooooooh, I tried on the sloop. Might do with a gally
Open crew pl is CRAZY TRUE LIKE WTF I swear guys got 15hrs and thinks he is the shit
so accurate! I'm dying😂
what's the galleons grave joke?
dude you forgot to add dope clan when they find someone livestreaming!!!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌
FAX!!!
So true 😂
People with pirate legend I’m better cause I have pl
Me with ghost curse and skeleton curse 😒
I only have 1 btw
LOL
Nice jokes where’d you get them
2500 hours on the seas🤠
is it just me or is port merrick terrible