Right. Off to make MOAR videos. Oh and the Red Faction/Bully videos are private and REALLY close. Should be fun. You'll know who wins when the new series starts either tomorrow or the day after. :D Oh and a new tubecast later today! :D #somuchgoingon
Hi Dan, remember when everyone used to write like this on the internet because the internet was fun and not just a manifestation of a crushing sense of dread?
+Alice Ford Ah, I didn't notice that part before, let me clarify the thing I was talking about. At 1:40 it does say August 25th 2012 below where Dan is typing in the company name. However, at the same time in the bottom-left of the screen it says 27/08/12 (August 27th 2012). Later in the video it even goes a day further into 28/08/12.
0:53 - Nerdcubed 2012 - _"That's like the shittiest Destiny ever"_ 2014 - *Destiny* releases on PS4... ;-) Oh well, 'Dustbin Destiny' held the title for 2 years at least. _(not picking on the PS4, only Destiny)_
NEWS REPORT! Did YOU know theres an outside world!?!?! I DIDN'T!!!! SO LETS GO EXPLORING TO THIS NEW "OUTSIDE" WORLD! Caution! There is no save button or ESC button!
That's true GTA started in 2010 and they got the idea on multi characters from this except seeing changing with a wheel do 20 missions that's why it was delayed to 2013
I will never not cry laughing at the bin that spins. I die every time I see it and watch this video. This is, by a large margin, my favorite of your video's.
You didn't fool me with that helmet cam you were wearing! You were obviously driving a real garbage truck, on real roads, in a real city and trying to pass it off as a video game, sheesh.
"... emptying and compressing your load into the back of the truck." You really only need to change a single word in this for it to be really inappropriate.
***** Call of Duty is a wonderful garbage simulator. All of the features of looking at an item, realizing it's a piece of crap then throwing it into a grinder or burning barrel.
***** I do like the classics but I also love...was it Black Ops 1 that had that space part? I love 'good' Space in video games. That's the only reason I enjoyed Ghosts, sort of.. because I was in space. Dead Space 3 was a failure of a horror game but at least it was a fun segment being able to float around in space.
***** i dont even know what i did... i just hinted in a message to him that it was Valentines day, and he just deleted me from PSN Steam and blocked me on Facebook...
In psychology, procrastination refers to the act of replacing more urgent actions with tasks less urgent, or doing something from which one derives enjoyment, and thus putting off impending tasks to a later time
Still waiting for delivery truck sim because I don’t care if it is the same as garbage truck simulator and tanker truck simulator I still want you to play them even if you won’t do it for those reasons I still want you to do it
Dan's new videos get about 30000 views some rare good ones get about 500000 old videos: over 1 million your reboot has failed now Dan please come back :,(
DumbdogsWin i liked the renoot at the begining but now its just plays and completes and his completes videos are the ones that dont gaet a lot of views. i miss hell and hates, those were my favorites. i dont know why but, seeing Dan play shitty games and rant about them is so fucking amusing.
Thanks. Apology accepted and I have this thing called Elgato HD. It costs $200 normally. But I got it on sale for $140, it has and HDMI input and output and also has a USB, So it can be used on Mac and PC
Binmen are on more than minimum wage, usually about £7 and if you drive the truck you're not on a bad wage at all. Especially for private companies like Biffa.
Homeless Man Simulator 2013 This game include's: Piss on your shoes using mouse controls! Steal an old ladys purse! Create your own cardboard house or garbage bin! Steal your very own trolley! And a stunning city made in 3D! Find some other homeless men and steal their beer! Steal your very own food! Run from cops! Get arrested! Go to jail! Fly a plane! Create your farm! Mind your crop! Buy your very own tractor! Basically thats how the company that made farm simulator will do it...
Right. Off to make MOAR videos. Oh and the Red Faction/Bully videos are private and REALLY close. Should be fun. You'll know who wins when the new series starts either tomorrow or the day after. :D
Oh and a new tubecast later today! :D #somuchgoingon
Ahh... I miss the old days of TH-cam, don't you?
@@JackFoxtrotEDM Two people watching this video within 4 hours of each other is genuinely a surprise.
@@bartholomewdan It's not like we're the only ones who watch Dan's old videos, lol.
@@JackFoxtrotEDM im here too dont worry
Hi Dan, remember when everyone used to write like this on the internet because the internet was fun and not just a manifestation of a crushing sense of dread?
37:10 "i wonder how good the crash physics are in this game?"
*crashes into car*
*tiny beep noise*
Ingame date: August 27th, 2012
Upload date: August 26th, 2012
Me: *narrows eyes suspiciously at Dan the time traveller
It said August 25th
+Alice Ford Ah, I didn't notice that part before, let me clarify the thing I was talking about. At 1:40 it does say August 25th 2012 below where Dan is typing in the company name. However, at the same time in the bottom-left of the screen it says 27/08/12 (August 27th 2012). Later in the video it even goes a day further into 28/08/12.
Its because videos are never made on the day there recorded
Tyler Scott True, but generally the recording date is _before_ the publishing date, not after. There's less time traveling needed that way. ;D
+Emily p3nnycraft the ingame time is way sped up
Replies make people happy and that's what I do this whole thing for. :D
:D
@@mythbustersfan3456 :)
"Riding a haddock across a bed of icing sugar"
Well that's a phrase I want to start using
0:53 - Nerdcubed 2012 - _"That's like the shittiest Destiny ever"_
2014 - *Destiny* releases on PS4... ;-)
Oh well, 'Dustbin Destiny' held the title for 2 years at least.
_(not picking on the PS4, only Destiny)_
picking on the ps4 is a destiny better then destiny
"OMSI's lovely physics"? Yep, being able to launch a double decker bus into space by spawning it on a shed does seem more realistic than this.
OMSI not OMSI 2
Ah, my bad. Thought they would both have the physics engine used, but do still think that it is more realistic, and sadly not in a sarcastic way...
Devon Bus
Devon Bus
Devon Bus
"Oh they'll live, unless I've killed them"
Makes sense Dan!
Imagine what that guy riding the back must be thinking.
Phil has a name!
Leaf Shade ahdgnjk sorry to Phil I forgot
zachanikwano Phill was a good man
+Max Motherfucking caulfield "was"
Maverick: Still is a good man.
Remember when Dan apologized for swearing?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions eh I loved that times :'(
But that was a joke.
Cool.
+DoubleBrick Gaming Productions Yes
I have watched this video so many times and it just gets funnier each time. I love Nerd³ Simulators.
NEWS REPORT! Did YOU know theres an outside world!?!?! I DIDN'T!!!! SO LETS GO EXPLORING TO THIS NEW "OUTSIDE" WORLD!
Caution! There is no save button or ESC button!
I agree with you in more ways than one.
I do miss these simulator videos!
+GamingFreak I miss the old dan
+Nathan Critchley Why Dan is Dan he is still so fucking awesome.
I know
yep
A garbage truck feels "rubbish?" I'd say they nailed it. :D
uhhhhhhhh
Holy shit! DAN predicted the switching characters mechanic in GTA V! He's a wizard!!!
+Arty Ivanenko IKR, he is a magician
+Arty Ivanenko Why do I think you said that Dan predicted the director mode in GTA V?
That's true
GTA started in 2010 and they got the idea on multi characters from this except seeing changing with a wheel do 20 missions that's why it was delayed to 2013
GTA : SA started at 2003 and not only that other GTA Games were produced before that for GC or SSega
I will never not cry laughing at the bin that spins. I die every time I see it and watch this video. This is, by a large margin, my favorite of your video's.
15:08 - just for my personal archive of best nerdcubed quotes
23:38 I’m in a tree.
*smacks lips three times*
Good thing I’m a koala
You didn't fool me with that helmet cam you were wearing! You were obviously driving a real garbage truck, on real roads, in a real city and trying to pass it off as a video game, sheesh.
Ultra realistic empty city.
This game was just predicting quarantine. Clearly it’s ahead of its time.
7:50 fence fence fence wall wall ITS ALL BLOODY FENCE
its the Spanish Inquisition, not the Space police....
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
Who’s coming back in 2022 for the nostalgia?
2024 for me!
Nostalgia anyone?
Yup
Definitely!
Yes
I never get tired of these simulators. Cracks me up every time
"... emptying and compressing your load into the back of the truck."
You really only need to change a single word in this for it to be really inappropriate.
+Ani Ga im not sure you need to change any of the words at all actually :P
+Rory Graham "truck" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
GTA 5 is a better garbage truck simulator
***** Call of Duty is a wonderful garbage simulator. All of the features of looking at an item, realizing it's a piece of crap then throwing it into a grinder or burning barrel.
ImFatAndFunny Like, COD in general? I think MW3 was the best garbage simulator.
***** I do like the classics but I also love...was it Black Ops 1 that had that space part? I love 'good' Space in video games. That's the only reason I enjoyed Ghosts, sort of.. because I was in space. Dead Space 3 was a failure of a horror game but at least it was a fun segment being able to float around in space.
ImFatAndFunny You should check out the game Starmade
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE HE IS RIGHT!
Used to watch this video as a kid crazy it been 9 years
It's amazing they could sell this as "2011". These are like 2003 graphics.
this is an insult to graphics of 2003
CS had the same graphics at the time.
HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS VIDEO!!! I AM OUTRAGED!!!! START A MOB AGAINST GOOGLE!!!!
The "haMAZING" lives rent free in my head 24/7
Dan trying to get out of the cemetery is big Top Gear energy
Hmm, well personally my favorite simulator will always be Euro Truck Simulator 2 -_- this game looks like GARBAGE
The developers of this game also made Euro Truck Simulator 2.
Are you serious....?
shaun4225 no
haha no shit I knew he was joking about it being the same developer :P
shaun4225 oh. Okay.
34:53
all of the other bins: 🗑️
this one: 💃
what a Garbage Simulator! >:C
Eeyup! :3
***** meh... :/
***** just something that happened irl...
***** i think my boyfriend dumped me yesterday... idk tho...
***** i dont even know what i did... i just hinted in a message to him that it was Valentines day, and he just deleted me from PSN Steam and blocked me on Facebook...
I love how TH-cam gaming thinks this is euro truck simulator 2 😂😂
"Was that bin the Taaaaardis?"
Chuckling at that one.
SAUSAGE!
51 minutes of pure joy:)
That building has a light post in it
The crew 2: I'm in
Maybe they titled the game after how rubbish it is.... Ironic game title?
This simulator is garbage
T Volkmann This pun stinks
In psychology, procrastination refers to the act of replacing more urgent actions with tasks less urgent, or doing something from which one derives enjoyment, and thus putting off impending tasks to a later time
OMG I GOT THAT MACBETH REFRENCE
They forgot the comma between garbage and truck
He is literally the lets player that swears the least of most of lets players in youtube
DAN AND PHIL!!!!
Are nothing to do with this video!
+KirbyMario12345 the magniflorous guy who's playing this is named Dan ya and he named the guy in the back PHIL
+Manuel Prieto oh lol
+Manuel Prieto The Phandom is everywhere >3
MsButev I know :)
Trouerpfad is German for mourning path
Still waiting for delivery truck sim because I don’t care if it is the same as garbage truck simulator and tanker truck simulator I still want you to play them even if you won’t do it for those reasons I still want you to do it
This is a GARBAGE truck simulator
LOL
Lol
LOL
no pun intended xD
Haha
47:00
oh hell naw, combine all shit sims together into some kind of simulator world mmo?
noooooo.
i love how he can even make a game about driving a garbage truck entertaining
Dan's new videos get about 30000 views some rare good ones get about 500000
old videos: over 1 million
your reboot has failed
now Dan please come back :,(
Well, it was either that.... or he quit. I think you'd prefer he didn't quit.
DumbdogsWin i liked the renoot at the begining but now its just plays and completes
and his completes videos are the ones that dont gaet a lot of views.
i miss hell and hates, those were my favorites.
i dont know why but, seeing Dan play shitty games and rant about them is so fucking amusing.
UberCat oh gee I wounder why a 4 year old video has more views than a recent video.
It's like it's been around for longer or something
Angry Bidoof EXACTLY
Angry Bidoof M8 i remember him getting more views pre reboot
Dustbin destiny is the worst? Bungie's Destiny is the worst. (6/10 -IGN)
I don't think you pointed out that no matter how far you are from the truck the idling sound remains the same.
I guess you could say it's a pretty GARBAGE truck simulator! Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out...
I wasted almost an hour of my life watching this. :/
Time spent wisely
The docter
*****
this guy ^
OBJECTION!!! You wasted 51:01 minutes.
LoneStarCBR500 He said almost an hour so he's still correct
Red Faction Guerrilla? Minecraft? Terraria? SNIPER ELITE?? YOU ARE MY NEW BEST FRIEND!
this game is garbage
"everyone's just chucked away toilet seats and tea cosy's" LMAO
Thanks for uploading.
Fence fence fence fence. It's all FENCE!
I can't stop laughing in this part
Hi Dan, maybe you could try fishing trawler simulation or Ambulance simulator :) it would be fun to hear you're comment's about it :p
Loved the Cameron Frye voice :p
Is there a simulation for everything? Next thing you know, there'll be another called "Make a Sandwich Simulator".
Loved the "amazing!" Worms impression XD
Dan calls his fans procrastinators because if you're on TH-cam, you're likely to be procrastinating. That's when you put things off.
I would never play this game but for some reason I can't quit watching this Let's Play
You haff violated die traffik rules FAR TOO OFTEN Herr Müllträgerfahrzeugfahrermann Nerd!
2:56 *black character on screen*
“And that’s annnNNN….”
He’s not racist
I love how there are only 4 videos about garbage truck simulator.
NEVER THROW A DISC IN THE MICROWAVE!!! IT WILL KILL YOU! THAT SENTENCE FREAKED ME OUT!
The way he said "amazing" at 15:02 makes me wonder what his vocal chords are made of...
The life of Backlash when it isn't clearing paths for rogue missile trucks.
The Boxes thing that trys to get you to buy it is defineitly Loaded Words.
You know your bored when you start dancing with the trash can.
this game is a disk that you have to buy, however there is a link to the site that sells it in the description.
I now kind of want to try riding a haddock over a bed made of icing sugar.
Enter instruction:
"Quit and destroy game"
i love how the minimap looks like it was main in paint....
You'd think Phil would ride in the cab for such a long journey
What police officer insults kids? I do feel really sorry for the people you protect.
Farm Simulator gets points for the humour of its glitchy crash physics
LOL XD 23:41 Nerd 3 said " Now I'm stuck in a tree,nom nom nom good thing I'm a koala." I nearly DIED XD ;3 have a good day
The space police: a very undercover, extremely under wraps branch of the secret police.
Thanks.
Apology accepted
and I have this thing called Elgato HD. It costs $200 normally. But I got it on sale for $140, it has and HDMI input and output and also has a USB, So it can be used on Mac and PC
Binmen are on more than minimum wage, usually about £7 and if you drive the truck you're not on a bad wage at all. Especially for private companies like Biffa.
haha i like how you laughing at 31:50, and when you say BOTH!
Keep up the good vids!
Street lamps sticking out of buildings is actually a thing in Germany. But nah, it's more likely they just fucked up.
can i say i love the fact that you act like the top gear guys!!
Well, I have played AC 3, but I didn't know that you could pet goats there.
No one sees no one sues.- Nerdcubed 2012
Couldn't you pick up two bins at a time? Maybe that's why there are two places for the bins to be emptied.
this city looks a lot better than what I was expecting
17:22 You were right about this being set in Germany. The bus stop symbol is the same as in OMSI.
Perhaps it isn't a simulator of garbage trucks, but a garbage simulator of trucks.
The theme song of the game, sounds like "whatever you will go".
Homeless Man Simulator 2013
This game include's:
Piss on your shoes using mouse controls!
Steal an old ladys purse!
Create your own cardboard house or garbage bin!
Steal your very own trolley!
And a stunning city made in 3D!
Find some other homeless men and steal their beer!
Steal your very own food!
Run from cops!
Get arrested!
Go to jail!
Fly a plane!
Create your farm!
Mind your crop!
Buy your very own tractor!
Basically thats how the company that made farm simulator will do it...
-Cries softly into your shoulder-
(This just got weird.)
51 minutes and NO ADVERTISING wow TH-cam is going hard on Nerd
Ok, you have homework to do. You decide to play Minecraft for an hour first instead because Minecraft is more fun - that is procrastination.
im already stressed at him missing the gate a few times at the begining haha