I Destroyed Society by Judging Murderers as Innocent - Blind Justice

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  • I Destroyed Society by Judging Murderers as Innocent - Blind Justice
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    ABOUT: Blind Justice
    Near the border of the iron curtain in the soviet union lies a small village where unrest is brewing and supplies are scarce. You and your family have been sent there to help bring order. Where you will serve the USSR as a judge, balance your own moral judgment with the opinions of the people, the orders from your superiors, and the needs of your own family. All decisions have consequences...
    What is blind justice?
    Blind justice is a strategy game where you play as a judge in a soviet village. You have been sent to bring order however the occupants of the village and your own pocket might have different plans... You will be presented with cases and based on the opinions of the entities around you, and how much you want to line your pockets, you must decide the outcome.
    Features
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    - Much More!
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  • @hamadded7353
    @hamadded7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2384

    "I'm surprised I haven't died yet"
    Gets shot 2 seconds later

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I love that part

    • @ReuterL
      @ReuterL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's recorded this way. *funatparties*

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’m surprised I haven’t died yeOH SH**

    • @woozy2863
      @woozy2863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kpop , sorry just wanted to comment

    • @sherriebarkes5428
      @sherriebarkes5428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6:27

  • @isabellaperry8143
    @isabellaperry8143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6949

    *Clicks execute* “oh sh@$”
    That’s what executing someone does

    • @chariethe
      @chariethe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      People often forget how simple the world is.

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Did not expect them to execute on the spot, though.

    • @autisticgamer24
      @autisticgamer24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I kind of expected that to happen.

    • @Anthony-ix1pj
      @Anthony-ix1pj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      reminds me of one scene from Kingsman: The Secret Service

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Liuhuayue I did cause that guy was standing there in the uniform.

  • @MasterOfTheBrood
    @MasterOfTheBrood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    "They Bled Like Pigs!"
    *SWEET BABY JESUS*

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The only time in this video that Gray was a decent person

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Joseph Bleifus ah, yes, free murder that makes everyone feel better

    • @johnpaulabocad6941
      @johnpaulabocad6941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      8:58

    • @evangault1392
      @evangault1392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@johnpaulabocad6941 thank you

    • @johnpaulabocad6941
      @johnpaulabocad6941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      9:00

  • @TobeGH3
    @TobeGH3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    13:55 "I can't work anymore."
    Should've sent him to Labor Camps.

    • @potatogod975
      @potatogod975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      he didnt send anyone to labor camps :(

    • @amethyphoenix
      @amethyphoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@potatogod975 Yep, he either killed people or let the best jackasses go on scot-free.

  • @12granb
    @12granb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3999

    “Sergeant, if you would, please
    *BANG*
    NEXT!”

    • @YourAverageTheatreKid
      @YourAverageTheatreKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Next victim please!!!

    • @raiden9846
      @raiden9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      666 likes. Cant like it

    • @h4zrd96
      @h4zrd96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alpha Ace I ruined it

    • @chongolius
      @chongolius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@h4zrd96 😭

    • @flyingwiener8646
      @flyingwiener8646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Communist*
      In the *Soviet Union*

  • @what_d1245
    @what_d1245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Gun? I need no gun! If i had a gun i'd pawn it for two bottles of vodka" is the best response in the entire video

  • @NotSoCoolAlex
    @NotSoCoolAlex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    Game: execution?
    Gray: yes.
    Game: *shoots person*
    Gray: :O

    • @nobooty69
      @nobooty69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It's like the game dev knew Gray was gonna be playing it and planned to surprise him

    • @lazyproeagle
      @lazyproeagle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well I don't think that they actually kill them right on the spot

    • @rsoldat4951
      @rsoldat4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lazyproeagle well *it's a game*
      Of course they won't irl

    • @Silentvrplaythroughs
      @Silentvrplaythroughs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rsoldat4951 nice profile picture

    • @rsoldat4951
      @rsoldat4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Silentvrplaythroughs thank you thank you

  • @manyrandomthings87
    @manyrandomthings87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    "It literally pains me to have to kill someone with so little self confidence that literally i feel pity for them, "
    Never knew that Gray could feel pity but i guess you learn something new every day

    • @vandeheyeric
      @vandeheyeric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm amazed they didn't send them to the labor camp SPECIFICALLY to spite the family out of the compensation.

    • @alexusp
      @alexusp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Makes me wonder if whoever murders me will say that about me too 💀😂

  • @amelialiming1325
    @amelialiming1325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    “We call these ‘court coupons’”😂😂

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2835

    Defendant: If I had a gun, I'd pawn it for 2 bottles of vodka.
    Gray: Innocent.
    Me: Justice!

    • @VulcanaV9
      @VulcanaV9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Ыуат!

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Words to live by

    • @SirenS550
      @SirenS550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Davenport read it when he said it

    • @SaltineChips
      @SaltineChips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Did anybody else read this in a Nord's voice from TES V: Skyrim?

    • @vegalight196
      @vegalight196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Death to the storm cloacks!

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    8:59 When someone is so sick and twisted that Gray IMMEDIATELY has them executed, with *genuine shock* in his voice, you know they’re bad.

  • @Iggarashi
    @Iggarashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    *"Pawn it for 2 bottles of vodka"*
    *"Innoceng!"*

    • @shinkreytpuylap
      @shinkreytpuylap 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was playing as a soviet in the game, anyone who wants to steal vodka is innocent! You know communism jokes? *OUR VODKA*

  • @junipersr
    @junipersr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    "The ground is so soft maybe they prepared a body pillow for me!"
    "Yes. A pillow made from an actual body! As in a fresh corpse!"

  • @KiroChisa
    @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2583

    "More executions DAMMIT!"
    The French in the 1790s: how many executions do you want?
    Gray: yes!

    • @GrayStillPlays
      @GrayStillPlays  4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

      You know it's a bad courtroom when you have to climb a mountain of bodies to get to the judge.

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I would agree.

    • @doodleboopyt7505
      @doodleboopyt7505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@GrayStillPlays been there done that 😂

    • @luciemajor7118
      @luciemajor7118 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @user-cn8xi4el6h
      @user-cn8xi4el6h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@GrayStillPlays that only mean rhey care about your healrh due to the climbing you hve to do

  • @delusionsxbl89
    @delusionsxbl89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    grey: "we are currently ending world hunger, gavel is hit" BANG
    also grey: "am i not wearing a shirt!!"

    • @HoneyxBee-yw7lw
      @HoneyxBee-yw7lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anthony Boron likes are 69 and I’m ruining it

    • @delusionsxbl89
      @delusionsxbl89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HoneyxBee-yw7lw you monster how dare you!!!

    • @HoneyxBee-yw7lw
      @HoneyxBee-yw7lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anthony Boron everybody always says they don’t like because of that. I’m starting a new trend

    • @loserface3962
      @loserface3962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HoneyxBee-yw7lw but will you ruin it when its 420 likes?

    • @HoneyxBee-yw7lw
      @HoneyxBee-yw7lw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      loser face NO! I love weed

  • @bcnicholas123
    @bcnicholas123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    “You know what? Sure. We’re having a sale. We’re pardoning all murderers today”

  • @nathanely262
    @nathanely262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    “Being a twin is not as fun as it sounds.” This is true, but I am the more successful one.

    • @phamduykhanh7037
      @phamduykhanh7037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      beware

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Nathan Ely I can agree. I’m the twin who’s getting good grades (she’s not the smartest tool in the shed) but she’s getting more friends. You have to share everything and all sorts. It sucks most times. The way I’m going, I’m probably gonna be a lawyer or something and she’s gonna be an artist as she’s good at art.
      I went off track here. Being a twin sucks, I can agree with you. I’m also the successful one. I’m also unlucky :p

    • @nathanely262
      @nathanely262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ruby Cooper you speak many truths.

    • @gracemyerss
      @gracemyerss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      twin life

    • @Christopher-bw9ny
      @Christopher-bw9ny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      My twin died so I guess I'm more successful at being alive

  • @KaBar41
    @KaBar41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1783

    New game idea: "I Don't See That."
    A game in which you play as a young guard whose goal in life is to skate through his job as much as possible. Due to Soviet bureaucracy, every round from your gun requires a lot of paperwork to be filled out, as such, you must avoid using your gun as much as possible while not letting your bosses catch onto the fact that you're not shooting threats. Including threats that threaten the high ranking judge you're supposed to be protecting.

    • @Luciel.680
      @Luciel.680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      KaBar41 That’s a really good idea!

    • @lessthenoriginalcynical1493
      @lessthenoriginalcynical1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      If you do use the gun you actually have to fill out in game paperwork

    • @KaBar41
      @KaBar41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      @@lessthenoriginalcynical1493 RNG decides on whether or not your sergeant approves the paperwork. If he doesn't, you have to do it all over again.

    • @lessthenoriginalcynical1493
      @lessthenoriginalcynical1493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@KaBar41 That's sadistic and I love it. There should also be parts of the paperwork that don't pertain to the original reason for filling it out and you don't need to sign it. If you do you basically sell your liver to the state or something dumb

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      The sequel will be set in space where you are the gunner of a huge ship boarding a small one. Will you pretend you did not see an escape pod with no life forms on board or will you fill out the paperwork?

  • @Tm0g762
    @Tm0g762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    4:04 "Chattle" is a misspelling of "chattel" as in "chattel slavery", not a misspelling of cattle.

    • @NoName-kw3tp
      @NoName-kw3tp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tf is chattel slavery?

    • @benn454
      @benn454 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NoName-kw3tp When the slaves are considered property.

    • @raawesome3851
      @raawesome3851 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@benn454 dang...

  • @mr.coffee6242
    @mr.coffee6242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    " You sent nobody to the labor camps ?"
    Youre on thin ice Comrade.
    You wouldnt want to be seen as a reformist now, right ?

    • @darkmonger6244
      @darkmonger6244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mr. Coffee Nah, he’s just a murderer.

  • @revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252
    @revolutionarymarxist-lenin7252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    Me: A perfect executionist doesn't exis-
    Gray:

    • @tnnt1263
      @tnnt1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      *executioner*

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TN NT I’d imagine an executioner is someone who executes someone for a living but an executionist is someone who finds it central to their being, a passion if you will.

  • @jujinator1018
    @jujinator1018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    “There’s someone beeping walking toward me. Is anyone going to do anything about this?”

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Yeah, you'd think the guards would have stopped that one, if only to avoid being collateral damage.

  • @theblackwingangel
    @theblackwingangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *me gets home from work*
    MORE GETTING DRUNK AND WATCHING GREYSTILLPLAYS DAMMIT

  • @arielfetters5662
    @arielfetters5662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    To quote Judge Rico....
    "Guilt and Innocence are simply a matter of timing."

  • @dmitryklevchuk6436
    @dmitryklevchuk6436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "Florida man pretends to be a judge and sends people in Gulag to make Motherland proud."

  • @MattJDylan
    @MattJDylan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    12:20 "a large amount of gunpowder and explosives which were seemingly being fashioned into bombs..."
    Grey: sounds like a normal day to me
    *in Russia it really is, you know...*

  • @2pistoltaj623
    @2pistoltaj623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂😂😂 @9:29 Hello Leonardo DiCaprio. I loved you in the Revenant, you may be innocent

  • @Fchotwheels
    @Fchotwheels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Gray:Time to kill my eldest son.
    Also Gray: apparently that guy was me.

  • @Small_Schlonng_9000
    @Small_Schlonng_9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3438

    When your too early the only trash comment is this one

    • @Lexian122
      @Lexian122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lol

    • @lianett8377
      @lianett8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      When it’s early and U still haven’t had time to watch the video somehow people are quoting the video

    • @davianmaldonado3327
      @davianmaldonado3327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When your too early and your the only response on the q&a

    • @KiroChisa
      @KiroChisa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's a mood

    • @chameleonhasabaduploadsche328
      @chameleonhasabaduploadsche328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮𝙧𝙙𝙤𝙢
      Drop a live grenade when killed

  • @ryanator9267
    @ryanator9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Oh Shi-bruh"
    -GrayStillPlays, 2019

    • @nataliegill4656
      @nataliegill4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan C. YT I know, right?! 😂

  • @insertyourfeelingshere8106
    @insertyourfeelingshere8106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As an Australian I can relate to this justice system

  • @mokioti2589
    @mokioti2589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:02
    As a Sasha, I’d like to thank you for enjoying the severity of my crime.

  • @siechamontillado
    @siechamontillado 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    "Only one thing fighting for order in the chaos: GrayStillPlays of the Hall of Justice. Jury. Executioner. Judge."

    • @KingGreenscreenKid420
      @KingGreenscreenKid420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      theres also some revolvers with "jury,executioner or judge" as their names,one of them is a shotgunn revolver

    • @theoutsider7807
      @theoutsider7807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Remove jury and judge and it would describe gray's channel.

  • @kalebriley598
    @kalebriley598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Being someone who loves chaos, this warms my heart with joy.

    • @pekkabot2772
      @pekkabot2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @deg2272
      @deg2272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’VE SPOTTED HERETICS IN THE COMMENT SECTION! REQUESTING EXTERMINATUS!

    • @garnettekken
      @garnettekken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same brother

    • @slendy2579
      @slendy2579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wow what a quirky comment you’re so cool

    • @kalebriley598
      @kalebriley598 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@slendy2579 thank you

  • @PixieHygge
    @PixieHygge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Now, I call these *Court Coupons* “

  • @itssDrake
    @itssDrake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    A perfect judge doesnt exist
    Gray: Hold my Vodka

  • @SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME
    @SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1267

    Cursor on the execute button: "This is going to get used a lot."
    Literally every judge for any crime in the Dark ages: Correct.
    Gray you were born in the wrong era.
    Also... I'm early

    • @sillybilly6938
      @sillybilly6938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Execute*

    • @hierstehtkeinname7092
      @hierstehtkeinname7092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gray would make a great judge.

    • @dwimrel
      @dwimrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or like the setting of the game.

    • @SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME
      @SAURONISTHEBESTANDITISME 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sans THX. I am not the best at English

    • @bodieohbo
      @bodieohbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sans they spelt execute right.. I’m sorry if I’m wrong!

  • @nataliegill4656
    @nataliegill4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Is that Sgt. Stache or Joseph Stalin???
    *We’ll never know*

    • @mmadlirfakhry2176
      @mmadlirfakhry2176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Is Joseph stalin comrade
      Hah jk

    • @nataliegill4656
      @nataliegill4656 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jack Diamond there it is lol

    • @cxpKSip
      @cxpKSip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks vaguely like Hitler...

    • @gameworldjt
      @gameworldjt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is Putin, but he can die in this game

  • @theunknown8427
    @theunknown8427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Call of jury duty?

    • @sidvyas8549
      @sidvyas8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Call of Judiciary lol

    • @mtw6184
      @mtw6184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Court of Judy?

  • @mdnd2793
    @mdnd2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Russia: Our currency is called Ru...
    Gray: Yeah, Justice Dollar, whatever.
    Russia: - _-

  • @randomdoomer8549
    @randomdoomer8549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Imagine when Gray's family just walk in at the wrong moment when Gray is about do something terrifying.

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd be suprised if his family still lived with him

    • @variouspeople6196
      @variouspeople6196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ......sk sk sk sk sk sk sk and i oop

    • @Joker-fq6yx
      @Joker-fq6yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loganwong7834 I'd like to sksksksksksksksksee you try

    • @cheeseisyummy6043
      @cheeseisyummy6043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Some random Joker How about I break your skskskskull

    • @Joker-fq6yx
      @Joker-fq6yx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cheeseisyummy6043 You don't have enough skskskskill.

  • @professorphilips6908
    @professorphilips6908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Anyone: *Exists*
    Gray: so you have chosen *death*

    • @ShamimKhan-gj8ug
      @ShamimKhan-gj8ug 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Murderers: *Exist *
      Gray: so you have chosen life

  • @catsthepope1037
    @catsthepope1037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    “Go forth good vodka sir”
    *Y E S*
    *two shots of vodka*

  • @matthewwaddington2777
    @matthewwaddington2777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Joseph Stalin: ‘Congratulations!’ ‘Mr Gray!’ ‘Your just the sort of man we need in our organisation!’

  • @cholsreammos
    @cholsreammos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    Gray : a house servant named Sasha Dabidoff was caught putting homemade explosives under their master's bed
    Gray : I'm not gonna lie this is actually pretty awesome
    Me : ok what

    • @dmitryklevchuk6436
      @dmitryklevchuk6436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's how collective regimes of peace and love work.

    • @cholsreammos
      @cholsreammos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfect 66 likes

  • @anon46
    @anon46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Me:*steals potatoes*
    The Irish:*very displeased*

    • @Acetyl53
      @Acetyl53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The British took more than just potatoes.

  • @walkerstalker0453
    @walkerstalker0453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I'm annoyed af that we didn't get to see what labor camp option did

  • @dawidwojacki5049
    @dawidwojacki5049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:12 I was really expecting another gun, not a jihadist suicidal attack. I was crying with laughter

  • @frosty2908
    @frosty2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Anyone talking about doing something morally wrong
    Gray: yes

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "We're still alive, so that's good"
    *Immediately dies*

  • @dewagedeputrabhagawanta6266
    @dewagedeputrabhagawanta6266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Random person just walking entering the room.
    BANG!
    Next.

  • @ILikeVids-lf1vs
    @ILikeVids-lf1vs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    This is such a random video to have in my recommended

  • @motheprodigy3506
    @motheprodigy3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "good day to you, gray still plays, the silver fox here"
    A Legend 3 years ago

  • @playnow3831
    @playnow3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    when the executions happens in front of you o.O

    • @rawki9424
      @rawki9424 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      COOL, I think I'm mental... ○.○

    • @kyle857
      @kyle857 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would not e comfortable with the guard shooting them with the fun facing toward me.

  • @billhill7330
    @billhill7330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The beatings will continue until morale improves

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “The beatings will continue.”
      FTFY

  • @captainmilkman
    @captainmilkman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wife: [Dies of starvation]
    Gray: Ugh, so high maintenance!

  • @dankishdoodlez5838
    @dankishdoodlez5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Hey I need some more....red ink if you would... yea... thanks.”
    I love a good judge Judy in the morning with some dr.pepper and mac-n-cheese.

  • @nicalister
    @nicalister 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My favorite thing about Gray is how he says “you play a young man”

  • @user-wg7qs6ij2s
    @user-wg7qs6ij2s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Stealing potatoes, huh?
    *Sasha, is that you?*
    Ps: an aot reference

    • @kingorza15
      @kingorza15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      FINALLY SOMEONE

    • @darinein
      @darinein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rip

    • @ariyeshi743
      @ariyeshi743 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently stealing potatoes gets you shot- oh.

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:20 *Reads "labor camps" as labor cramps.* Okay, video has JUST started and I've already lost it.
    Polly: *Steals potatoes.* Gray: Not in my town bitch. Sasha: *Murders master of house using explosives.* Gray: Damn, rock on girl! No, not really, I just want to see your face.
    "A mass grave of bodies has been uncovered." Meanwhile, a mass mountain of bodies is accumulating in this courthouse.

  • @itz_ashane6886
    @itz_ashane6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    No cannibalism for once

  • @nothingtoseehere7001
    @nothingtoseehere7001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I managed to piss off all the people and I haven’t died yet so that’s good
    “Gets shot”

  • @cyberelf0080
    @cyberelf0080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    WHAT DOES THE LABOR CAMP OPTION DO?

    • @evosteff
      @evosteff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      • Peachy •
      Sends them to a labor camp...

    • @libertyprime619
      @libertyprime619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They go to a gulag

    • @cyberelf0080
      @cyberelf0080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Evan S Ik but the animation

    • @nxght6694
      @nxght6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      • Peachy • I'm assuming they walk right (their left) off of the screen

    • @Mohammadkwt
      @Mohammadkwt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      off to gulag !

  • @QualityGamingStudios
    @QualityGamingStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Mom, can we get papers please?”
    Mom: “We have papers please at home”
    Papers please at home:

  • @TheBulletProofGun
    @TheBulletProofGun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    chattel
    1: an item of tangible movable or immovable property except real estate and things (such as buildings) connected with real property
    2: SLAVE, BONDMAN

  • @PotatoLord77
    @PotatoLord77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man: I’m not done with my massacre! On a side note, I have vodka.
    Gray: INNOCENT!

  • @violetnocte
    @violetnocte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Somehow we're still alive so that's good" * gets shot *

  • @mohamadashkar3201
    @mohamadashkar3201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:55 to 9:09 from absolute sadistic to absolute savage I love it

  • @Jelli_Kube
    @Jelli_Kube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Everyone who answered "stealing potatoes" is irish.

    • @-Destiny-54
      @-Destiny-54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Or is from attack on titan.

    • @Jelli_Kube
      @Jelli_Kube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-Destiny-54 I wouldn't get the joke because I don't watch

    • @-Destiny-54
      @-Destiny-54 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jelli_Kube oh ok

    • @Jelli_Kube
      @Jelli_Kube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-Destiny-54 😅😅

    • @shikarifox4337
      @shikarifox4337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They were a gift for Sean...

  • @xxlunarwolfxx3604
    @xxlunarwolfxx3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "HOLY SHI- THATS A LOT OF MONEY"
    -Gray

  • @HarveyMeadowlark
    @HarveyMeadowlark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "What do you see in the flames, Judge?"
    "I see a man....WHO IS COMPLETELY INNOCENT!"
    LOL

  • @colesbrown6887
    @colesbrown6887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “We call these court coupons”
    LMAO

  • @SirCuddlesWorth
    @SirCuddlesWorth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    *Hahaha Innocent, good one*
    We all know what's going to happen Gray.

  • @oldchannelp7193
    @oldchannelp7193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    She blown you too smitherines 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    Granny:Get rekt boi

  • @JonahTyree
    @JonahTyree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Bribe: ₽186
    Man: "Holy Sh*t, that's a lot of money!"
    *Is actually only like $3 USD*

    • @dexter2392
      @dexter2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Soviet rubles were worth much much more than Russian rubles are today. One-two Soviet rubles was enough to buy a good meal for a day. Trust me I'm Russian, or go search Wikipedia.

    • @mrmeg4323
      @mrmeg4323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jonah Tyree i didn’t search for long but it was hard to find a accurate converter but I think it would have been 30 usd not sure tho

    • @JonahTyree
      @JonahTyree 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dexter2392 Can't trust a Russian. ;)

    • @alicetries5954
      @alicetries5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrmeg4323 1 rupel is a cup of soda in 1980 from a machine, 6 is a loaf of bread.

    • @NAWFSIDE_SLIM
      @NAWFSIDE_SLIM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that’s why America is the best

  • @bscar
    @bscar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I wonder what happens when you send everyone to the labor camps

  • @zacharycohen9416
    @zacharycohen9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:26 well were still alive, that's good
    Gets shot

  • @ninjabaiano6092
    @ninjabaiano6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2:10 body pillow ...
    Yup a body as in corpse.

  • @gtarules1
    @gtarules1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:00 - omfg that commentary is GOLD!!!

  • @Jashinist-follower
    @Jashinist-follower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Wait what happens if the labor camp button got pressed? 🤔

  • @bigwsly
    @bigwsly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    9:13 hahaha I died

  • @YourAverageTheatreKid
    @YourAverageTheatreKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How can people dislike any of grays videos he is a master of games and death

  • @toothpickprovider2614
    @toothpickprovider2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is #1 on trending for gaming as of 8:55 on December 17

  • @juliusmayberry2154
    @juliusmayberry2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “SWEET BABY JESUS”😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣💀

    • @2pistoltaj623
      @2pistoltaj623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Julius Mayberry I thought that I was the only one who laughed at that part 😂😂😂😂

  • @Barko-6
    @Barko-6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I would love gray to be my judge. It would be a high honor to be executed by his orders

  • @mikaelmichelet
    @mikaelmichelet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You “dropped” this at 1 am in the morning in Norway

  • @maktoo2896
    @maktoo2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I feel kinda bad...slightly... possibly" 😂😂😂

  • @M00NH4X
    @M00NH4X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's funny that the drunk citizen's name was Timur: that's the same name of a Turkish kind that drank himself to death

  • @MariaJulia-wh7tm
    @MariaJulia-wh7tm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s incredible the number of thumbnails involving cannibalism there is in this channel

  • @simple_cain7189
    @simple_cain7189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Person : speeds
    Judge:kill em
    Person you son of a bi-

  • @trentgawd4292
    @trentgawd4292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:42 when your so insane that even gray decides you shouldn't be alive

  • @riari6980
    @riari6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Rubles? Nah, DEPRESSION DOLLARS

  • @krys6402
    @krys6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They : iPhone
    Me as an great grandson of ussr soldier : wePhone

  • @quinnreverance611
    @quinnreverance611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this should be renamed to: kentucky governor matt bevin simulator

  • @johnnywhiteshoe
    @johnnywhiteshoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    became a judge from an online course
    chattle: you mean cattle?
    make sense

  • @CalifornianCuttlefish
    @CalifornianCuttlefish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing Video! I love this game!

  • @keebob1285
    @keebob1285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:57 I’m actually dying 😂😂😂

  • @brycehavens3624
    @brycehavens3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This feels very like papers please.

  • @radioactivesterling6139
    @radioactivesterling6139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:07 *we all make mistakes in the heat of passion jimbo*

  • @kostan55
    @kostan55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine a murderer says "They bled like pigs" Very disturbing