Ricky Gervais Reads The Bible | Universal Comedy
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Ricky also decides to read some of his favourite book to the audience, a little book called The Bible.
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In the beginning there was nothing, then God created light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.
Ricky wishes he had written this line. 😂
Douglas Adams ghostwrote this.
Literally, he's dead.
read the first chapter better, and go further into context.
@@thebuildingground380 - I read Genesis. The all knowing all powerful all loving God created everything but didn’t like how the people he created turned out and blamed them for acting just like he knew they would. So he decided to cold bloodily drown everyone and all the animals to cover up his screwup, but then idiotically decided to start over again using the same flawed stock. So he put a genetically insufficient sample on a boat... Seriously dude, how can you believe this nonsense is how the universe actually works?
@@A1Skeptic You read genesis in your own view dude. Instead of assuming that since it's the most logical thing in your head, research maybe, listen to other people, you basically didn't go into context at all.
"I could solve the world's problems if I....cared."
That caught me off guard and made me laugh harder than I thought.
Paraprosdokian
Pol Pot wiki
Wouldn't it be "solve the world's problems... if I cared"?
Timing is everything, after all. 😁
That's what God said
@@carlwebstern5065 Dreamer in dreamworld.
Five minutes of talking about gorillas, and then he reads the bible.
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Thanks. I skipped accordingly.
Sounds like a science class from Catholic private school
nothing escapes you
@@punishmentforall The first part is funny too.
I swear to god (lol) that I'd watch Ricky read the entire bible even if it took 10,000 hours for him to get through it.
I don't think you could listen to The book of Numbers if God read it to you himself.
So and so be got so and so who be got so and so is the entirety of the book of Numbers. I'd watch a video of a bunch of people knowing each other but I don't want to see any videos of people begotting each other. And I certainly don't want to read about it show me a joke about how women consume p*** in a different way than men watch videos and women read books like fifty shades of Gray but no one on earth is getting off to the book of Numbers
He won't live that long.
Check out The Friendly Atheist channel; everything wrong with the Bible.
Me too since so may who have begun to do so to mock God come to love Him
@@MrPSSunGuy its 1.14 years...
I need an entire podcast of him reading the Bible and commenting on passages
This needs to happen!
Yes
Ricky Gervais show
@@haven600 does he read the bible there? I thought the whole thing was he discussing stuff with Karl and that other talk dude
@@guilhermefranco2930 he mentions excerpts and brings up Noah's ark
He SAID, "Let there be light." So... sound was already a thing.
Yep, we actually see how God would've probably have caused two Big Bangs to happen, one with stuff life molecules, as Heaven and Earth were created in the Beginning first.
Then, God created light, which would've introduced all of the radioactive/microwaves. This is what most Atheists consider to be the Big Bang.
Well that’s only because the person who was there writing this all down, didn’t have the opportunity to hear god speak sound into existence before sound existed. So unfortunately the story has to start after sound was created. 😂🤣😂🤣
@@LKBaird2016 haha, that made my day, although I sprayed my drink over my screen. Thx, had a good laugh.
@M. Faith
"Genesis is talking about when God created earth."
In the same book which claims :
- pi = 3
- whales are fish
- bats are birds
- shower of bird's blood cures leprosy
- animals mating in front of stripped foliage get stripped offsprings
Very reliable !
Locnar The guide to life, when a religious person starts preaching to you, tell em the one true prophet is Muhammad
I've been Catholic my whole life and this man right here made me realize that God made the heaven and earth in the dark. What a legend LMAOOOOOO
@Harry Harry we need to create more heaven and earth.
@@arjstudio2084 … let’s fix the problems here first … THEN more Heaven and Earth.
@Lord Methane someone's got their panties in a bunch
@Lord Methane you may have misread what I said. I said they were your panties. Why would I keep them to myself?
@Lord Methane well the pronoun "their" can be used either in a plural manner or to refer to someone or something that is being talked about but not to. Of course, you would know that if you passed middle school English.
Edit: "but" instead of "and" for clarity
Saw his golden globes roasting then went on a spree watching all his videos this guy is an absolute LEGENDD😭
"I could solve the world's problems if I cared" 😂😂
I fucken died laughing🤣
@@julians.2597 because back then it was believed that soul stays in the body for three days after death, therefore if done before somebody could say that Jesus was somehow alive. Though He was not. Thus the ressurection.
@@88skydiver He's pointing out logical flaws in a Bronze Aged book responsible for innumerable deaths and pain. It doesn't take rocket science to see the fallacies.
Ain't that a mood
Said it once, say it again, Ricky Gervais sometimes sound like George Carlin
Every other speaker: Dry throat, drink water.
Ricky: Dry throat, chug beer.
With a pulpit, nonetheless!
Jim Jefferies too
Dry chug, beer throat.
Beck's
Ron White... Dry mouth, drink scotch
Ricky should do a special on bible, explaining to us line by line what it means. I will definitely pre-order a ticket for that.
Don't you have an imagination?
I hope he does too I hope he studies it and hopefully realize his atheism is completely wrong
@@RS__7 I think what you meant to say was: "I hope Ricky continues to study the Bible, but changes his mind and agrees that the story my group told me to follow is the truth. Otherwise I'm going to keep judging him for his anti-religious beliefs...because I was told that I know better than him"
You don't. You're full of it, and the type of Christian that gives the rest of us a bad look. Why don't you lighten up a bit...or stick to safe comedy...like maybe Jeff Dunham or Larry the Cable Guy?
@@zeked4200 I've been a big fan of Gervais since the office...and back then when he did his Animals stand-up show I pretty much agreed with him I would say I was more agnostic rather than full-blown atheist ...
But when you come to truth it becomes excruciating to watch someone be so wrong and I'd be able to counter every argument he makes and make him look silly in the process..
And I used to think he was extremely intelligent and edgy back then when I was just a teenager...he is intelligent just not on this topic....But I feel like he's so close after that outburst at the Oscars ...
I really hope he comes to the truth that evil is real when that happens it's just a matter of time if he keeps pursuing truth....And I hope the Covid thing opened his eyes to how corrupt and weak these so called scientists are
Sounds a bit laborious? Using each page as dunny roll, and quoting it's script before wiping one's butt would be interesting.
I saw a cartoon showing God and an angel sitting on a cloud looking over the vast and glorious universe. The angel says, no kidding, you made the whole thing out of quarks.
Thought ricky was talking about harambe
Same
He was
No no, Jambo. He's taking about the legendary Jambo.
Ankhbayar Tsolmon Ditto on Harambe till he said Jambo
I am glad Ricky finally understood what an animal he is.
I think it's the subtleties that make Ricky brilliant. The perfectly timed hand/body gestures, the facial expressions, his tone of voice and timing are all exquisite! In my top 5 all time 👌
@Nybbl er quite so.
Your god?
Yes, next time he's going to give the Koran the same treatment... before he goes into permanent hiding.
I'll put Ricky up there with George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
And all completely unrehearsed.
I had a friend like Ricky. He would stand in front off the guy on the street preaching and question everything he said, only with logic and humility.
"doesn't go into detail" 😂
That king kong joke got me thinking.
May be that's the whole reason man create stories of monsters so that they can say, man aren't the monster that is.
I look nothing like that so I am not the monster.
Mr XYZ was the imposter
You can say a similar thing about bullies in movies. There are probably tons of kids out there who are psychologically (or physically) tormenting their classmates but don't even think of themselves as "bullies" because they're not stuffing kids in lockers or trying to commit vehicular manslaughter (80's movies get dark)
My friend go read lord of the flies if you haven't already.
@@timothylumsdaine1092 www.theguardian.com/books/2020/may/09/the-real-lord-of-the-flies-what-happened-when-six-boys-were-shipwrecked-for-15-months
@@FairyRat Interesting article. Thanks for sharing. I think the point is well made that it is obvious humanity will not ALWAYS resort to the vilest, evilest sides of their nature. At the same time, I would disagree with his conclusion that humanity is a wholesome and loving bunch. One only needs to look at the news to see that to be false. I think the better conclusion to draw from both the hypothetical and the real example of boys trapped on an island is that we have a choice to be nasty or nice. To deny that each one of us CAN be a monster is almost as foolish as to say that each one is.
Can't get enough Gervais. He's my fav!
The three of them on their podcasts Steve Rick and Karl have me in stitches all the time
You follow him to a very dark place.
He's funny was a huge fan in my teens and 20's but thankfully I come to realize he's a complete fool if he thinks their is no God.....there's so many christians and people of other faiths that could completely dismantle him and make him look silly. Atheism is really really dumb
@@lucaswilhelmmeyer6943 you love darkness because your deeds are evil , if you love life you will come to Jesus
Was anybody else thinking how big the woman was just before he brought it up.
Yeah. I saw a video talking about how they keep making King Kong bigger (now, so he can fight Godzilla), but they want to keep recreating the iconic shot of him holding the woman. Originally, she was (compared to a human) the size of a Barbie doll, but now she should be about the size of a thimble. At least, that's the premise of that video essay.
Spinny Playz: Yes, I'm a model builder and my first thought was: the scale !
Before he started reading he should have asked for everyone’s money to really get in character
They already paid him to be there.
@@cdepascale72 What? How dense can someone possible be? He's making a joke about the fact that they ask you for money at church.
@@thejoester1011 I was being sarcastic. *eye roll*
@@cdepascale72 "eye roll"...
To be fair, those are the televangelist
This is funny but actually much sweeter and kinder than I thought it would be
Yeah, I mean really he's just mocking a very literal interpretation of the Bible. Most "atheists" when you scrub the surface are actually like us in Sweden:
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We don't deny that there's a God
@Apollo Jones It's a tough one - I'm thinking about dark matter & dark energy and quantum weirdness - so much we can't test and yet we build our understanding of the universe on it. That's why in Sweden we tend not to confirm or deny. Your approach is scientifically valid, though not necessarily the most rational for a lot of people. By rational, I just mean a way of thinking that allows us to get on with our lives. For the scientist, your approach is an absolute necessity. When I'm lying on my deathbed and have nothing else to contribute, I might allow myself to hope for a heaven, just to make it through the last hours.
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Similar to a scientist using dark matter to explain how stars move in a galaxy - it might be a dead end or it could lead us to truth.
@Apollo Jones Absence of evidence is not evidence of absense.
I am not religious either, but I do think atheistism puts a little bit too much faith in our tiny little human science brains.
@Apollo Jones I dont know if a higher being exists or not. That's the point. Until humans understand where matter came from and how, to be an atheist is simply human arrogance.
@Apollo Jones I dont disagree with you. Atheism has a specific meaning though.
The second he said “they filmed it” I liked the video, love Ricky
It took you that long? 😂
That was great timing and delivery. I really blew air out of my nose very fast several times.
Imagine he did this with the Quran. Twitter and the world would absolutely lose their minds
Yeah.. another beheading would have taken place...
It would be absolute mayhem
I mean not a lot of people know whats in quran so it would not realy get much audicine retention
The radicals might just blow up right then and there lol
@@lorekeeper685 1.5 billion Muslims isn't a lot I didn't know that😂
"Bit of a long book."
Glances at watch.
Drinking beer while reading the bible. This is the kind of man I would listen to in a Church :D
And holy beers and potato chips for everyone, I'm in.
Don't know who come up with the idea that you can not do that.
You wouldn’t find that man in a church
Well, if we go to the Bible, it warns of drunkeness, most famously would probably be 1 Corinthians 6:10: "Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God".
So, God does not like people getting wasted. And who can blame Him for that? Ever tried being sober around drunk people? We do tend to become obnoxious, do stupid things, say stupid things and so forth when we are drunk.
Does that mean we can't have a beer? Well, if you get drunk on one beer, then it does, but for most people that would not be the case.
Moderation is the key word.
@@WeldingForJesus On the other hand, a lot of people would say that folks who go around quoting the bible to people who neither asked for nor expressed any interest in it are even more obnoxious. Abstinence is the key there.
The one thing I love about this man is the very subtle humour crafted in such a way that if you didn't get it youll never get it.. Very clever man and if you dont think hes funny or you don't get Ricky that's ok as long as we get him it's all good... English humour at its finest.
he is most entertaining AND educating at the same time.
Brilliant! I want much, much more of Ricky's Bible readings!
"I used to think we evolved".
Fast forward December 2020: What do you think now? - mask-smiley
"Roight, I need some planits.." xD
"he created the heaven and the earth in the dark"
That's wrong! Anyone who ever created a map in a video game will know that before adding any light, everything renders in *Fullbright!*
Oi, even in UE4 you first drop in a directional light and only then create a landscape... God's a fucking amateur!
God is not human
That's your problem, you think he is but he's not
@@hlonydlamini4496 i think they believe he's not real...
Hlony Dlamini No, God is actually an ape... why do you think humans look so similar to apes?
@@cpt.shmitt7387 whether you believe in him or not
God loves you❤
I think I've seen most of his material and I can watch it over and over again and it's still hilarious.
"They filmed it" , story of 21st century
So I get a 'One for Israel' advert before this video ....... has You tube finally discovered irony.
Oh yeah....ad for vegan burgers before Shawn Baker....worlds most famous carnivore.
got it too
Is that the one about some guy translating the bible into hebrew?
I wish someday the audience is the whole world - that can laugh at anything, any joke, that most consider offensive today, especially those regarding religion.
Yeah, and people killing other people just for a drawing of someone with turbant.... I really wish that at least religions put in their books as the very best thing to win the access to "heaven" is to kill themselves at home using pills or something not nasty ( easy to clean up, yo know), That will solve so many problems on Earth including overpopulation
Amen
I just hope that someday people live life based on reality, evidence and science - rather than killing each other because their fairy tale is different from someone else's fairy tale. And let's not kid ourselves, these are absolutely fairy tales written by men with no understanding of science, electricity, running water, biology, chemistry, physics, geology and many many other things we do understand today.
I wonder when they'll start making jokes at Islam...
imagine all the people...
Creates light and four days later creates the sun, AFTER the plants btw.
"They figured 'If we lose him, we make 250 quid...' [shrugs] "
This has been deleted from TH-cam for a while, I’m happy to see this again.
I love people who dont care about being politically correct
@Boom Diggaty hey simp
Politicalcorre tnes is for bullirs
Politically Correct has never been correct. It has just been Expedient!
You don't want Miss or Mrs. Ms works for you? Fine, next problem.
Until its about lgbt
I bought this dvd in 2003, I believe, and it still cracks me up 😂. That subtle shade at the Jehovah's witnesses was pure gold 🤗
oh no! i wish the world could see it! lucky you!
I thought he was going to totally rip Christianity but he actually pokes fun at it in a pretty respectable way. As a Christian, I genuinely laughed haha.
As a christian you should know that your faith is not only silly, it also provides extremists a base to exist. Religion is a bad thing for humanity.
Marcel Kuizenga I fundamentally disagree. What makes it silly?
@@noisy.pineapples the fact you just believe an old book because that book tells you it's real. Besides there are so many religions, and they all claim the truth based on nothing.
Religious people can't see the world as it is because they already concluded their specific god is real. Despite there's not even the slightest evidence of any god being real. Basing your life on a faith is dangerous to us all. Religion makes people cut of clitorises and foreskins. And you wonder why it's silly?
@@marcelkuizenga I don't just believe an old book. I believe it is a reliable book because of its historical accuracy and the number of copies dating as far back as they do. There is also plenty of evidence of God being real. It philosophically just makes sense and I'd be more than happy to explore those arguments with you. We all have different ways of viewing the world, religious or not. You view the world the way you do because you don't believe in a god and I see the world the way I do because I see it as created by God. Also female circumcision is not actually a Biblical teaching, and male circumcision is not a Biblical commandment to anyone other than the Jewish people.
@@noisy.pineapples If you're talking Old Testament before record keeping was how it was during the New Testament, then historical accuracy is not true. I mean, we know we evolved now along with other animals, we know the Hebrews weren't slaves for 400-480 years and then had a mass Exodus with 600,000 men and even more women and children. We know the Tower of Babel story didn't happen, as languages existed well before that and, surprisingly, no one in history seemed to have any problems with random languages popping up, almost as if it didn't happen. The global flood and Noah's Ark? Absolutely no proof, but even more proof against it. How is this historical accuracy? Shouldn't a god, especially Yahweh, know the history of the world? There's also some changes to the Bible throughout history, though many are more subtle. Notably, the ending of Mark was added at a later date, and the details only grew from then on, adding more and more fantastical things to the story. We know this because we know when they were written, some 30+ years after Jesus' life.
We just haven't found any of that evidence, then.
Many things can make sense, depending on how you think about it or what you know. Some think the Earth is flat, some think it's a giant turtle in space, some think space doesn't even exist. It all makes sense to them, philosophically, but there's no evidence for any of those positions.
It’s like my Mum before she died (bless her) said “drugs should be made illegal” 😂
Ummm hello Mum, they are! 😂
Drugs are illegal? Oh my god I never knew the occasional pain killer I took could lead to a prison sentence! And why aren't pharmacies being raided and busted by cops!!!
Independent Rider not over the counter medication that people abuse and don’t use for illness but rather to get high 🙄 talking about real, illegal drugs obviously
@@MsMegancarter Thanks. I'll make sure to more clearly express my sarcastic humour in future for those who might not immediately get it (;
Independent Rider or just execute it well 🤷🏻♀️😂
@@MsMegancarter Agreed. Sarcasm has to be done well, otherwise it just looks like a smartarse comment.
Without reading or seeing any of this I just want to say that Ricky Gervais is an amazingly deep actor.
That Strangway's riot comment was hilarious "they should be locked up" 😂😂
we need a series where he reads the entire bible
I just love your way of thinking about things.
Just a small correction: Poll Pott killed nearly 2 million people.
Hitler, Stalin, and Mao killed more but this guy isn’t that bright
Yea I think he just mean 100,000 in one sitting
@@ewanmcfadyen its called comedy 🤷♀️
I think Mr. Gervais was referring to the Intellectuals Only..
who were specially picked out for execution,,,
even beyond the general "Killing Fields" of the Khmer Rouge
I guess God can't see us when we boogie in the night
"Just trust me, I did." No truer words there.
I’d love to view an entire video dedicated on him reading the Bible.
The length of the video? The longer the better. Lol 😂
The world needs many, many more people like RG. I don't mean out performing in theatres, but taking a little time to think about some of the things they were taught to believe and hopefully coming to the insight that it's no more true than Mordor, the one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater or Little Red Riding Hood.
“let’s see what we’re doing here... i need some planets” 😂
I loved your final monologue at the Golden Globes! The beer at the podium should have been the clue. Tom Hanks reactions and other activist-actor facial expressions were priceless. You were so exacting and on point. America needs more comedians who are courageous with the facts and much less of the "Late Night" cowardice on CBS, ABC, and Comedy Central.
I raise you Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr
Everything Mr. Gervais does is amazingly great! A genius entertainer.
So then go to his fate too if you think he's so great.
How did he get around the first verses of the bible with God creating and giving life?
Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space, and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. We KNOW these laws. We have NO doubts about them. We also KNOW that the laws of nature can't come about without a Lawgiver, God.
Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis.
God is the reason for us and all we have.
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From what I understand, you are looking at comics for scientific answers. The Big Bang was not the origin of the universe, rather it's an explanation of how our current universe came to be, and of course it's mentioned all over science that we don't know what happened before that, but that's why we are sending space telescopes like Hubble and James Web, so they can help us to learn about our early universe.
And you are suggesting that the universe exists because of some supernatural being. So how about asking the same question about that supernatural being's origin, and why is that supernatural being eathernal? And what if there is another creator of that supernatural being? The same question can be repeated about that supernatural being.
Many people who believe in God ask the question how something comes from nothing, and of course it's a misinterpretation of real science because science never said that something comes from nothing, but rather religious people come to that conclusion. Real science never said something comes from nothing, but rather the universe comes from a single dense point in space, and the real question is where that single dense point comes from, which is something science is currently trying to answer.
And I have a question for religious people. Can God make a being more powerful than himself? If not, then God can not do anything. And if he can, then he is not the most powerful.
@@nofreewill "The Big Bang was not the origin of the universe,"
Liar, for laughs show me where I said it was or just keep on strawmaning because you have nothing to get around what I gave.
"So how about asking the same question about that supernatural being's origin,"
You are a graduate of Nitwit University. All you have to do is remember "Who created God?" and you can mix things up a bit with the same basic question. All the laws of nature somehow suddenly disappear for you dolts, that one stoo-pid question is your cure-all.
So in your way of shallow thinking, if a supernatural creator created the natural realm, then that supernatural creator who created the natural realm with its natural laws has then become also bound by those natural laws the supernatural creator created. So explain why a supernatural creator is also bound by the laws the supernatural creator created. Or, show how smart you are and just give your science for creation happening naturally and don't forget to give your science how the natural laws were created, too. If you want to act smart, it may be a good idea to actually show you are.
"Real science never said something comes from nothing"
You have your side with the fake science. That's why you can't get around real science I gave.
Hawking, "Because there is a law such as gravity, the universe can and will create itself from nothing," he writes. "Spontaneous creation is the reason there is something rather than nothing, why the universe exists, why we exist."
Richard Dawkins sums it up in his afterword: “Even the last remaining trump card of the theologian, ‘Why is there something rather than nothing?,’ shrivels up before your eyes as you read these pages. If ‘On the Origin of Species’ was biology’s deadliest blow to supernaturalism, we may come to see ‘A Universe From Nothing’ as the equivalent from cosmology. The title means exactly what it says. And what it says is devastating.”
Yep. again..."The title means exactly what it says."
Dawkins' "literally nothing": th-cam.com/video/UT3dfPOdAYU/w-d-xo.html
Dawkins and Krauss comedy of what nitwits they are:
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Richard Dawkins’ commentary on the origin of the universe: “Of course it’s counterintuitive that you can get something from nothing. Of course common sense doesn’t allow you to get something from nothing. That's why it's interesting. It's got to be interesting in order to give rise to the universe at all. Something pretty mysterious had to give rise to the origin of the universe."
Lawrence Krauss wrote a book A Universe From Nothing that is something he prefers to call nothing. A nothing with space, matter, and time that somehow created space, matter, and time.
“But scientists have known for centuries that nothing is the key to understanding absolutely everything, from why particles have mass to the expansion of the universe - so without nothing we’d be precisely nowhere.” (New Scientist Promotions, 21 October 2013)
“We started from literally nothing; from empty spacetime containing solely the energy of the quantum vacuum, and have arrived at our Universe today, with its billions of galaxies, stars, and all that ever was or will be here on Earth. (The Physics of Nothing; The Philosophy of Everything, August 16, 2011)
Alan Guth, “The universe burst into something from absolutely nothing-zero, nada. And as it got bigger, it became filled with even more stuff that came from absolutely nowhere."
"In 1973, I proposed that our Universe had been created spontaneously from nothing (ex nihilo), as a result of established principles of physics. This proposal variously struck people as preposterous, enchanting, or both." Edward P. Tryon, 'What Made the World?" New Scientist
"It’s then tempting to go one step further and speculate that the entire universe evolved from literally nothing." Alan Guth, Scientific American, 1996
‘This “quantum cosmology” provides a loophole for the universe to, so to speak, spring into existence from nothing, without violating any laws of physics.’ Paul Davies
You are really stoooo-pid. It's fun but easy crushing you.
"He didn't even have to say it" I like that
LOL. "It's Friday, innit. Lock the doors." hahaha
Ricky is still as funny as ever lol
I could watch hours of Ricky reading Revelation. It would🤯. Lol
Gold. Make him world president.
I once asked a youth minister when I was in my teens (long long ago lol)...about that creating the world thing in 7 days...he did give me pause for thought when he said 'we don't really know how long a day was back then...'...
It was six days. Remember. He was all powerful, but on the seventh day he was pooped
@@fezzik7619 The bible said he rested, as in he didn't create anything else
@@carlwebstern5065 Amen! May God continue to bless you with wisdom from above! :) Be blessed!! :)
He was referring to the fact that time me in the Bible is nearly always treated liberally, if not as an entirely figurative measure. The use of "fourty days", "fourty years", and statements like 2 Peter 3:8 (one day is like a thousand years to God) all leave the interpretation open for what a day means in the story of creation.
Ricky is BY FAR the best comic
I could listen to this guy go all through the Bible in his own time, in his own way, ripping its bullshit apart !! 👍👍👍
his mannerisms make him funnier....also brilliant jokes
Woah. These jokes are next next level. Ricky truly is a freakin genius.
The best part: Days later God created two sources of light, the Sun and the Moon. Wait, what? Yes, light predates the Sun and the Moon is actually a night light. How could you not trust the Bible?
I know right!! And in that famous poem “The Raven”, Edgar Allan Poe says that the Raven clearly said “Nevermore” multiple times. A raven speaking English!? Fark me, how can we trust the rest of the poem?? Have a listen to BEMA Podcast, easy to find on the main podcast apps. Whoever suggested that you should read Genesis literally as a scientific textbook did you a disservice.
@@marrty085 oh god am I supposed to read the Bible as fiction like I do with any other book
@@marrty085 most people read the bible as a comedy, like it was intended.
how? I once discussed stupid claims from the bible with a pastor - and after I had him pinned down and I asked him how he can believe this nonsense - he said: “I chose to believe”. These sheeple just can’t live w/o being lied to.
@@marrty085 so you religiously follow Nevermore by Edgar Allen Poe and base all your life decisions and morals on it then?
Ricky you never ever cease to amaze me that was brilliant that was absolutely brilliant and I love your King Kong
I absolutely LOVE him!
Good stuff. I'd never seen this before. One day hope to see the rest.
Comedic genius
"He doesn't go into detail" 😆
Is anyone noticing the fact that while the giant Gorilla in that picture is bigger than the skyscrapers, the woman it's grasping is _as big_ as the skyscrapers?
That's literally one of his jokes in this video. Did you not watch the entire video?
@@philipdevries3413 I guess not! :P :D
After all the hype and that image on all the movie posters
before the movie was released...
I was very disappointed when I finally saw it, back in 1933.
Yeah the woman looks pretty unrealistic. The gorilla looks perfectly normal.
Thoughts are conjured in the dark when you're asleep.
Row ,row,row your boat ...
... gently down the stream.
King Kong? Most destructive? *laughs in Godzilla*
Ricky.... brilliant as always
The most horrifying time we are living in it is right now. When imaginations are put over reality and facts and are apologized over and over.
Only in the US.
@@jerco_felix1412 Take a trip to the east...
I thought he was gonna be disrespectful ,but he knows better, ricky is amazing and his shows are always a great time
The disrespect is total. He actively wants to debunk the nonsense of religion. However, instead or railing angrily against it, he holds it up to calm ridicule.
These people in the comments saying that he should rot in hell are disgusting. The only crime deserving of such a punishment is creating hell in the first place and sending people there.
Have fun there
@@Markbeb3 There is no afterlife.
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
@@Markbeb3 such a moral response. oh how the bible has taught you well.
Christians don't believe that God created hell and sends people there. We believe hell is spiraling further and further away from God and therefore light, love, happiness, and existence because we believe those things ARE God. God wants the deepest happiness for everyone, but since he is happiness himself, the only thing he can do if someone rejects him is to let them put themselves as far away from him as they can.
I'd love to have a Bible read by ricky with his commentary XD
Very, very good. You have to be a most intelligent human being. God bless you.
I love him so much for this 🤣
AWESOME AS ALWAYS. THIS MAN IS HILARIOUS JUST SAYING/DOING NOTHING. HIS LAUGH IS THE BEST.
Absolute GENIUS!
I laughed for that Imagine if I wasted my time going door to door bit.
This man is truly entertaining
Agreed! I you happen to read this Ricky, get the Bible out, find some more mad passages and tear them apart for us. This was great!
Listening to him makes me sane. 😌😃
Why is this recommend to me during the king kong and godzilla debate
Yourube is being biased again, spreading their propaganda. Go go Godzilla!
All these comments about religions and atheism, this has been fun.
I wish you all the best.
Taking a swig of beer just before he starts reading the bible is so dumb and funny, I don't know if it was legit thirst or a part of the bit, but it's so perfect.
"We didn't evolve. God made us."
*eyes*
lmfao
He’s brilliant !
Hold on, if God created light before he created the sun, then where did the light come from?
From the Hot Pockets inside the “Father’s Microwave”
his iphones light, you idiot
The light of the world... The later books of the new testament describes the phenomenon after the end of this age. The Tabernacle was lit by this very same person. The person who was in the burning bush...
Where does it say in the Bible that light was created BEFORE the stars? Are you sure you read carefully? Iirc:
{1:1} In the beginning God created the HEAVEN and the
EARTH. {1:2} And the earth was without form, and void; and
darkness [was] upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of
God moved upon the face of the waters.
{1:3} And God said, Let there be light: and there was
light. {1:4} And God saw the light, that [it was] good: and
God divided the light from the darkness. {1:5} And God
called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And
the evening and the morning were the first day.
Shamayim (שָׁמַיִם), the Hebrew word for "heaven" (literally heavens, plural), denotes one component of the three-part biblical cosmology, the other elements being erets (the earth) and sheol (the underworld). Also note that light itself can only be seen and observed if it bounces off something. Thats why you dont see it in space. Make sure you know EVERYTHING about light and make sure you read the Bible CAREFULLY before you mock it. Make sure you know EVERYTHING about chemistry and you read a treaties in chemistry CAREFULLY before making fun of it. Does that sound reasonable to you?
@@oldscorp Light has nothing to do with chemistry, its physics. You can see light without it bouncing of objects but you cant see objects without light bouncing of them. Make sure you know anything about reality before you mock someone else
When I want to fall asleep, I watch/listen to this video.
He's brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Have you ever watched him as "Derek" omg!
Gervais is a legend. That is all
BRILLIANT💯
Love this guy’
Funniest man to ever grace the stage! Ever!
At the end man became bloated by thier own reflection.
"God created the earth in dark"??
This explains why it is so fucked up..lol
It doesn’t explain photosynthesis though…
What about the Earth is messed up?
haha i liked ur comment
@@galens2543 Am I talking about plants here?
@@ShowMeYoBoob and i liked yours, babe
This is a GEM!! My science words put into comedy...I feel so whole at the moment.
Put him in a room of non- believers and he'd have all of them saved.