How To Start Your Own Religion - EPIC HOW TO

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  • @krille668
    @krille668 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    "You could make a religion out of this."
    "No don't"

  • @epherium8177
    @epherium8177 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1572

    1:Wait for nuclear fallout
    2:find old pre-war object
    3:look crazy and gain followers
    You have successfully started a religion, child of atom.

    • @epherium8177
      @epherium8177 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ***** *3

    • @jon-rd7wg
      @jon-rd7wg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      cult of the lemonade.
      "he shall return to make us delicious"
      (romantically apocalyptic)

    • @RonanC
      @RonanC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Why I blew up megaton.

    • @Re-lMaxine
      @Re-lMaxine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +John Miles Obviously i will follow u even to hell now accept this Montain Dew and This bag o sugar as a offer

    • @justsomerandomperson3266
      @justsomerandomperson3266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +David Brown Sure,Goodluck waiting for a few centuries long.As it will took some generations for people to forget about their old religion and stuff.After that?Start your religion already before someone else does!

  • @stolaslikestea6169
    @stolaslikestea6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    “You don’t need to pay taxes”
    *Time to start my own religion*

  • @sag6445
    @sag6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    *”the sun is a deadly laser”*

    • @comrade8185
      @comrade8185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s actually true tho

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@footylad6468 nice cult

    • @Dr.Bitterbrains333
      @Dr.Bitterbrains333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Enki is god

  • @Itshaysus
    @Itshaysus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    BTW, I'm starting the cookiesm, a religion that promises eating a cookie with make up for any sin you have committed. The great cookie lord will open his chocolate arms upon your soul, embrace the cookie people between 19-23 that have failed at life...

    • @lucigallagher5542
      @lucigallagher5542 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well the great taco and the cookie God should be best friends
      Both can be crunchy and soft
      and cookies can go in tacos and cookies can be shaped like tacos

    • @Itshaysus
      @Itshaysus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Comic Taco Productions sadly as any other religion on earth. I have to disagree your religion exist. I will have to terrorize your people, and I will need to create my own crusades in order to show the supremacy of my religion. Nothing personal but it was on the "religion for dummies" guidebook :(

    • @lucigallagher5542
      @lucigallagher5542 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Jesus well if a war of tacos and cookies has to happen then this means war

    • @ChrisCowhig
      @ChrisCowhig 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The doctrine is cookie clicker game.

    • @Itshaysus
      @Itshaysus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Comic Taco Productions expect an "accidental" plane crash on your capital

  • @LiEnby
    @LiEnby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    "The one true vessel of god is _____"
    ***Laughs in polytheism***

  • @jonathanmarth6426
    @jonathanmarth6426 9 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    How to found an independent country, always wanted to rule one.

    • @ThePreciseClimber
      @ThePreciseClimber 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Please consult Danny Wallace, the ruler of the Kingdom of Lovely.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_to_Start_Your_Own_Country

    • @KidGreeD14
      @KidGreeD14 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ThePreciseClimber I'm going to be the world most evil dictator.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Has there ever been an independent country? If so, then not for long.

    • @froff922
      @froff922 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Become best pals with Elon Musk and move with him to the moon or Mars. When you get there, plant your smuggled along flag, and start setting up the boundaries of your domain.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fridtjof Eikanger
      Still missing an enemy though. No acknowledged national sovereignty without drawing the borders in blood.
      The best solution might be to establish a "country without borders".
      ...
      I mean take the whole moon, lol.
      (The moon might be taken though. If you learn that after all plans have been made, that would be problematic. Because, let's face it, if you find natives there and wage war against them, THEY will definitely kick your ass ... mothership style.)

  • @crabfood2404
    @crabfood2404 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    *Sees Title* "How to start your own religion"
    *Checks Views* "666k Views"

    • @formula3599
      @formula3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aah sh*t

    • @PrinceGemJ
      @PrinceGemJ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Satanism is a religion...*

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @nyanlinn4671
      @nyanlinn4671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@footylad6468 are you indonesian ?

    • @dayosda
      @dayosda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1.1M now

  • @Jmyster4
    @Jmyster4 9 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    If atheism is a *religion*,
    then abstinence is a sexual position.
    =P

    • @Sandariano
      @Sandariano 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      ***** and bald is a hair color

    • @SadisticThrasher
      @SadisticThrasher 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      ***** and rape is romantic

    • @xBreeze12
      @xBreeze12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      markymazzz buurned ! :'D

    • @joshkrause2977
      @joshkrause2977 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Religion is a subjective series of individual beliefs. Atheism is the same thing it is a subjective series of individual beliefs. There is no absolute truth, solely because truth is based off the perspective of the individual or the observer....

    • @xBreeze12
      @xBreeze12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Josh Krause​ no because atheists don't believe in anything. it's like saying anticornistianity is a religion because many people don't believe in unicorns.

  • @Daniel-vk7oh
    @Daniel-vk7oh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I'm starting a religion around the almighty Johnny Bravo.

    • @haiya123456789
      @haiya123456789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ooohhh mee mee..

    • @snark567
      @snark567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woah, momma.

    • @Daniel-vk7oh
      @Daniel-vk7oh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** "I USED TO BE INA 90's tv SHHHOOOWWW"

    • @Daniel-vk7oh
      @Daniel-vk7oh 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I'll make another church for him

    • @tvanleeuwen6756
      @tvanleeuwen6756 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel 24654 joins

  • @AweMe
    @AweMe  9 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    What impossible task do you want us to show you how to do next?

    • @andreiteo6883
      @andreiteo6883 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You don't start religions...

    • @b.055-bot6
      @b.055-bot6 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Explain Zoroastrianism then

    • @monkeibusiness
      @monkeibusiness 9 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I want to go to space, preferrably to a different planet. Tell me how to!

    • @mikau010
      @mikau010 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      how to become a world famous artist?

    • @BUSeixas11
      @BUSeixas11 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      How to colonize Mars.

  • @BlueSpiritedDragon
    @BlueSpiritedDragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The best way to live your life is to see your connection to the universe
    When you die you go to the cosmos
    The one true vessel of god is the stellar one
    Welcome to the order of the stars. We see our connection to the stars and we understand our duties as a part of the universe.

    • @deboyskyswuzzz
      @deboyskyswuzzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good one, respect.

    • @someperson49yt42
      @someperson49yt42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      meme man*

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

  • @Dhalgrim
    @Dhalgrim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    How to become a dictator! Just asking to prevent it from happening ;)

    • @heart0fthedrag0n
      @heart0fthedrag0n 9 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I need it for...research purposes

    • @Dhalgrim
      @Dhalgrim 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      should i mention that i am german? for safety reasons and such?

    • @DenDave_
      @DenDave_ 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ''to prevent it'' yeah.. totally xD

    • @UsernameDeletedAgain
      @UsernameDeletedAgain 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Use your geass and strategic mind! It worked for me!

    • @Dhalgrim
      @Dhalgrim 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lelouch Lamperouge do i get a knightmare with that advice for free? ;)

  • @BullrockMcHammergeil
    @BullrockMcHammergeil 9 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    I feel this will offend many religious nuts.

    • @PlasmaBoom
      @PlasmaBoom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Oh it will. Doesn't matter what you say when it comes to religion or politics. You are gonna piss off a lot of people.

    • @jimjam6510
      @jimjam6510 9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      OBEY THE HOLY BANANA!!!!
      SPLIT BE UPON THEE!!!!!

    • @madroxide
      @madroxide 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jimmy Mahaney hahaha

    • @RNGesus
      @RNGesus 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Jimmy Mahaney Obey the The mighty flying spaghetti monster

    • @IngetKant
      @IngetKant 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      The mere mention of anything regarding religion or politics will start a flame war. Both sides tend to actively participate in starting them.

  • @DarthNicky
    @DarthNicky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    The best way to live your life is: the filthy way.
    When you die you will go to: the ricefields.
    The one true vessel of god is: Frank, the son of Chin Chin.
    done

    • @MultiAllanski
      @MultiAllanski 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      what about salamander man?

    • @DarthNicky
      @DarthNicky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MultiAllanski he is the prophet of memes

    • @FakeMaker
      @FakeMaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Papa Franku will lead us to vicotry.

    • @thatonedudebutwho9919
      @thatonedudebutwho9919 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what about the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER

    • @DarthNicky
      @DarthNicky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thatonedude 420 false god

  • @jrf-dc7bq
    @jrf-dc7bq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    Shrek is my lord and savior

  • @adammcknight9989
    @adammcknight9989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    HOW TO MAKE AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY!!!

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Step 1: Get the UN's approval
      Step 2: That's it, no seriously, step 1 is all you need to accomplish, good luck with that though.

    • @adammcknight9989
      @adammcknight9989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TrueWOPR yep, thats bout it. honestly, just befriend US, then youre pretty much set with all the aid and defense they give to you for free xD

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Starhawk We shall call our new country... Latveria.

    • @adammcknight9989
      @adammcknight9989 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TrueWOPR I was thinking of "derponia"

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adam Starhawk Isn't that game 98% off on gog.com right now? ;P

  • @gamerone6122
    @gamerone6122 8 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    In my religion
    We warship a chicken

    • @PMW3
      @PMW3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      arise chicken
      Chicken arise

    • @jesssam3110
      @jesssam3110 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      chickens are power

    • @dylanmcdade5000
      @dylanmcdade5000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They did evolve from dinosaurs so.....al hail the mighty chicken

    • @FrAngelGaming
      @FrAngelGaming 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The chicken of riverwood

    • @markcurtis8092
      @markcurtis8092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Isn't that every religion?

  • @ninjabrickmaster234
    @ninjabrickmaster234 9 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    So... I'm gonna start a religion called recyclism then

    • @haiya123456789
      @haiya123456789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      lol that's the same idea i had. lets make it together

    • @sarahanddragon6896
      @sarahanddragon6896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Que Naim I'll join! Binus our God... HE IS GLORIUS

    • @adambrien896
      @adambrien896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +sarah and Dragon No... PUH-RAISE THE CAN!!! AHELULUH

    • @sarahanddragon6896
      @sarahanddragon6896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Potatoking Gaming AMEN!!!

    • @xeixi3789
      @xeixi3789 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lel

  • @andrewlabrookshire1519
    @andrewlabrookshire1519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    we can make a religion out o~No dont

    • @johnzisimou1068
      @johnzisimou1068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I see a lot of Bill wurtz in these comments

  • @Warhammer40k47
    @Warhammer40k47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Purge this heresy!!! The Emperor's will is divine.

    • @trollex1000
      @trollex1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Blood for the blood God! Skulls fir the skulls throne!

    • @vengefulenigma
      @vengefulenigma 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trollex dudu Sithrak, the god of torture. If you are gonna suffer in the afterlife, why not start now and join the belief of Sithrak!

    • @trollex1000
      @trollex1000 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** No thx. Khorne god of blood pride martial prowess and carnage is enough for me . Kill maim burn!!!!!

    • @Warhammer40k47
      @Warhammer40k47 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I see that the inquisition has a lot of work to do.

    • @BungoV
      @BungoV 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you hear the voices too???

  • @ecosluna6271
    @ecosluna6271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    I don't think Jesus started a religion I think Christianity was created after Jesus was crucified

    • @vod653
      @vod653 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was started by a jew. Not Jesus

    • @vod653
      @vod653 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      But more Christian than Jew.

    • @vod653
      @vod653 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop talking impolitely

    • @tomd.9097
      @tomd.9097 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WestMan Counter 3 Names why should I. Did I offend your precious feelings?

    • @tomd.9097
      @tomd.9097 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      WestMan Counter 3 Names besides shouldn't you be used to criticism by now when you openly commit to believing in obvious lies? Sure religion had its place in the past but that time is long gone. wake up a realize what stupidities religion is spouting

  • @drakenpage777
    @drakenpage777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "You can start a religion off of this"
    Me: ANIME THIGHS!

    • @harrisonofcolorado8886
      @harrisonofcolorado8886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was thinking the same thing!

    • @christopherwatts134
      @christopherwatts134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ill sign up

    • @drakenpage777
      @drakenpage777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@christopherwatts134 *Writes your name* you are off to heaven anime thighs.

    • @Runpei_
      @Runpei_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see that you're a man of culture aswell...
      Bless the holy anime thighs!

    • @drakenpage777
      @drakenpage777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Runpei_ Yes, and everyone who liked this, has Joined.

  • @SovietUzbekistan
    @SovietUzbekistan ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would like to start my religion, about the afterlife, we go to heaven temporarily to visit family and then we go to the multiverse and we can choose which universe we want to be born.

  • @themoon9750
    @themoon9750 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm a dog so my religion is: if a ball is too big for your mouth, it's not yours

    • @strangerman7726
      @strangerman7726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The moon that is good wisdom

    • @scribblesmith
      @scribblesmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I also know some.... knock knock jokes

  • @danielmorelos4308
    @danielmorelos4308 7 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    how to find your father 😓

    • @dodoubleg182
      @dodoubleg182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      johnny more he said he was going to the grocery store for milk, hasn't come back for 15 years

    • @king.kthebest6158
      @king.kthebest6158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      johnny more whoa

    • @dodoubleg182
      @dodoubleg182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nazbol Miner exactly.

    • @afrocoolio25
      @afrocoolio25 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      when he goes to buy cigarettes and he never comes back...

    • @larzguy3714
      @larzguy3714 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dodoubleg182 damn, it's rare that i actually laugh a bit but this was dark in a good way

  • @arsarma1808
    @arsarma1808 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Can Christianity be more hateful?" As a Christian, I agree that that's some truly funny shit.

  • @Kindrick
    @Kindrick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Small correction: Apple's logo isn't actually copyrighted, because a court ruled that it's too basic, nor does their trademark cover its use in religion.

  • @potatisguden3263
    @potatisguden3263 8 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    church of the potato. who's with me?

    • @PinkiePie45838283734666o9
      @PinkiePie45838283734666o9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No one.

    • @jkorewha473
      @jkorewha473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +potatis guden I BELIVE IN THE FRY

    • @patricktran1520
      @patricktran1520 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I AM AGAINST!! I BELIEVE IN THE CHURCH OF THE YAM AND SWEET POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @linamarie5184
      @linamarie5184 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the mashed the fry and the holy yam

    • @FruitSam
      @FruitSam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shine bright like a Doitsu✨

  • @methodman7876
    @methodman7876 9 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    All hail the mighty spaghetti monster in the sky. It is obviously the one true religion and god.

    • @Dowlphin
      @Dowlphin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That god has balls.

    • @hartcorman
      @hartcorman 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ balls of meat ;)

    • @kuenka91
      @kuenka91 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dᴏᴡʟᴘʜɪɴ
      MEAT BAAAALLSSS pesto dripping godnesss BAALLS

    • @methodman7876
      @methodman7876 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thy holy trinity of parmesan, basil, tomato. Let us pray to the giant spaghetti monster in the sky for without its light Penne would rain on earth.

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      kuenka91 Fuck you all.. Thanks to you, now i'm hungry and i only have wieners and sausage in fridge!! ;(

  • @BigolDino
    @BigolDino 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Flying spaghetti monster......

  • @joeyweldin5821
    @joeyweldin5821 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    So basically it's been 9 years now I think that this video has been up has anyone started their own religion yet with the recycling sign as the emblem

  • @norabellerose8560
    @norabellerose8560 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    As a funny joke the furry fandom has already begun to start a new religion for themselves, we shall follow the worship of the great giraffe. BREE!!!!!!

    • @shrekwithawillsmithface465
      @shrekwithawillsmithface465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And I’m here to end your religion with HanZ and my flammenwerfer

    • @dickmcdumper2953
      @dickmcdumper2953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ew furry

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @parkertdm1652
      @parkertdm1652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shrekwithawillsmithface465 Too late. They have become too powerful.

    • @basilbat273
      @basilbat273 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      BREE Hmm

  • @Bl4ckV3ins
    @Bl4ckV3ins 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Firstly, if you clicked this video to be offended, you know who you are, don't be surprised when you are offended
    Second, religions teach forgiveness, if you are posting death threats and threats of condemnation, I think you should reconsider
    Third, Atheism is NOT a religion, it is the disbelief in religion, also, atheists are not necessarily scientist, Darwinism and Big Bang theorists are not all Atheists, Atheists are not all Darwinists etc
    Fourth, Great video, it was amusing :)

    • @Superschlecht
      @Superschlecht 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you.

    • @R_got_a_name_change
      @R_got_a_name_change 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Holy shit! There's someone smart here? WTF?!
      I thought this place was just full of ignorant morons who make everyone look bad.

    • @Mealmightyme
      @Mealmightyme 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Makes it sound like there's a word for someone who doesn't believe that religions exist.

    • @linkno1
      @linkno1 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mealmightyme I think people just call them "people who don't believe in religion".
      Though 'Atheist' is pretty much just as great of a word since 99% of religions do worship a mythical creature that commands that you be a good person and better yourself or go to hell..."Be good, or else" doesn't seem genuine to me...
      The ones that don't worship magical sky people tend to concentrate on just being a good person and bettering yourself so that you can be a better person, which is something we should all really agree with.

    • @Bl4ckV3ins
      @Bl4ckV3ins 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** It can be more vastly applied now as there are religions that do not include a God, e.g. Scientology, hence my splash use of the term

  • @nerbs_the_word
    @nerbs_the_word 8 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    I imagine peeps making the Children of Atom a real thing

  • @fiend652
    @fiend652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Me:Hey would you be interested in my religion?
    Person: what's it about?
    Me: thicc thights save lives
    Person: *I'm interested*

    • @spacecore2935
      @spacecore2935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You never cease to impress me, Einstein

    • @wokk9543
      @wokk9543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@spacecore2935 thats not einstein... thats
      *A L B E R T E I N S T E I N*

  • @calysagora3615
    @calysagora3615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I actually came here in all seriousness wanting to figure out how to create an all new religion, Eleutheranism, to establish an institution for Voluntaryists for getting religious freedoms for how we want to live our life, free from the terror of the clergy, henchmen and crusaders for the worst psycothic death-cult religion in history, namely statetheism, the worshipping and belief in the deity "government".
    Any takers?

    • @Stolendevice
      @Stolendevice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know this is late but who is the volunteered money going to? An organization tasked with making and maintaining law and order, aiding those who cannot aid themselves, and protecting the freedom of the civilians within a given territory. Cause thats a government. It's not an inherently evil idea, its just run by people whose interest diverge from the common folk.

    • @calysagora3615
      @calysagora3615 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Stolendevice What "volunteered money" ? And "An organization"? Huh? No need for government. "Volunteering money" is called paying for goods and services, absent government coercion. The market provides goods and services, and does so orders of magnitude better than government in any given situation, better, faster, cheaper, including taking care of the poor and providing protection.
      Good ideas don't require force.

    • @Stolendevice
      @Stolendevice 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@calysagora3615 so the capitists are in power, got it. Good luck being owned by Amazon-Disney-viacom-nestle incorporated.

  • @gianni206
    @gianni206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    One successfully fast-growing religion right now?: Social Justice.

    • @kriegdeathrider7805
      @kriegdeathrider7805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I think that is more of a cult

    • @nicolebuitrago82
      @nicolebuitrago82 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's called Poggers. Podcast vloggers who focus on social justice but actually do something about it.

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait how can a political stance be a religon?
      and why does it say that there are 6 replies but there are only 3?

    • @kalos8893
      @kalos8893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can't come up with a good username hotel? Trivago.

    • @user-kp6pw1we7k
      @user-kp6pw1we7k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicolebuitrago82 i hate to be that one guy but im almost sure poggers is a pop culture term mostly in competitive video game scene ( OW) how do i know this ( i shout it about every day )

  • @--suicide2399
    @--suicide2399 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    As said by Bill Hurtz, "you can make a religion out of this"

  • @daisakukuze9627
    @daisakukuze9627 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You could make a religion out of this.

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Wait don't

    • @dodoubleg182
      @dodoubleg182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait ,
      Don't

    • @chowder4656
      @chowder4656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How bout I do, anyway?

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Worship this video to gain 1 braincell

    • @Lolfattenski
      @Lolfattenski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chowder4656 Dont cause the sun is a deadly laser

  • @riatortilla9906
    @riatortilla9906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    When i was in 4th grade me and my friends created a religion, where we worshipped a tree.... we had one holiday called “tree-stice”. We got a surprising amount of students to join this religion 😂. Then, the school cut the tree down, we had a ceremony, bada bing, bada boom, the religion died
    These are the answers for my religion
    Best way to live your life: playing jump rope and basket ball, after hugging a tree
    When you die you go to: tree heaven. With jump ropes tree houses and basket ball
    The one true vessel of god is: tree

  • @cortster12
    @cortster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    3:10 Atheism isn't a religion, it's the exact opposite.

    • @TheBlackEyedOne
      @TheBlackEyedOne 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** How? Atheism is based on evidence and changes its opinion with new evidence, while religion is stuck with narrowminded views forever.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** You do realize you are an atheist, right?

    • @meratrix9967
      @meratrix9967 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** nope nopity nope nope.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** That is one of the most unintelligent things I've read all day, and that's saying a lot.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ***** Do you believe in god? If you say yes, you are religious. If you say no, you are an atheist. If you are unsure, you are agnostic..

  • @miikomakes8083
    @miikomakes8083 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Good vid but atheism is not a religion it's the lack of one

    • @aubryroque8818
      @aubryroque8818 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      I will make a church of atheism and call it "The place of Logic"

    • @Sckeza
      @Sckeza 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Aubry Roque yeah pretty much

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      20ad0153 Found the theist.

    • @mustanaamiotto3812
      @mustanaamiotto3812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am not atheist i am holymacarelist.

    • @sohanturtorial3856
      @sohanturtorial3856 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      aethism is also technucally a religion

  • @MaggieBurgerSmit
    @MaggieBurgerSmit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Where have you been all my life? 🥳What an epic insane idea! 🏆I am going to start my own religion 🙏

    • @MysteriousPlanet2
      @MysteriousPlanet2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hi I am from India let's start it together..our religion will be fulfilling trees all around the planet..pls come with me

    • @MysteriousPlanet2
      @MysteriousPlanet2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know yet how to start

    • @MysteriousPlanet2
      @MysteriousPlanet2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's start working on this

    • @maggot42069
      @maggot42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... May Crabulon, our savior, bless you. PLEASE Join The Internet Religion! Please!

    • @31tentacles
      @31tentacles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So, how is that religion going?

  • @neomegablock
    @neomegablock 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    What is with everyone, since this channel is taking over by break, nothing from the original has changed, we only get extra content! like this and the super-fan builds! i love the new series!

  • @SirDrinksAlot
    @SirDrinksAlot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Great video guys. I also admire your guts to make it when there are so many religious people that would get offended and start raging at you. Thumbs up adn share. You guys just became way more awesome!

    • @OptionsNumbers
      @OptionsNumbers 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the top criteria of becoming a classic religious is to get Offended and its our job to provide that. :)

  • @nateknudson8500
    @nateknudson8500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't know what I was expecting. This is surprisingly thorough.

  • @anthonymichael7888
    @anthonymichael7888 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The best way to love your life: The Pimp Way
    When you die you will go to: Pimp Heaven
    The one true vessel of god: Johnny Bravo

    • @robfrmba8621
      @robfrmba8621 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Michael bruh

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @terrortronhollow1757
      @terrortronhollow1757 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This religion shall be called pimpology

    • @saidaabdille8603
      @saidaabdille8603 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made a religion called ism ism

  • @elizabethk8513
    @elizabethk8513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    BRING EPIC HOW TO BACK I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR 2 YEARS

  • @roneyandrade6287
    @roneyandrade6287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Guys if you are from any religion ( i am Christian) just please don't be mean or angry we make all of us look like bad persons and we are not, just take it easy alright

    • @roneyandrade6287
      @roneyandrade6287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ***** having a religion doesn't make me a moron

    • @rmartino631
      @rmartino631 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Takes one to know one don't you think michael?

    • @Profl13
      @Profl13 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** Jeez, I guess calling someone a "gullible moron" is a helpful way to approach them.
      People are different mate, you may have to get used to that.

    • @roneyandrade6287
      @roneyandrade6287 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *****​ so you believe acting like that its ok because others do worse thinks... i hope you dont try to be slightly less worse than lets say Stalin because you probably turn in Mussolini or *blank*

    • @tobiashagstrom4168
      @tobiashagstrom4168 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** As anti-religion as I am, that was pretty uncalled for...

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    How to terrorize a major city, Joker-style!

    • @ciaareinthecommentssection9575
      @ciaareinthecommentssection9575 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Thoralmir Start small. Something that will get media coverage like decapitating a ronald McDonald statue. The blow something up. Move onto like killing a ton of corporate drones that all think they are untouchable and watch the panic ensue HA HA

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Doom What about political drones who think they're untouchable?

    • @ciaareinthecommentssection9575
      @ciaareinthecommentssection9575 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thoralmir
      That is the finale :D

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dr. Doom Alright, now at what point do I start making disturbing videos to the media taped to corpses? Or should I forgo that?

    • @ciaareinthecommentssection9575
      @ciaareinthecommentssection9575 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thoralmir
      You don't have to do that but if you do, do it early so it puts your profile up fast

  • @EthanFelixReigns
    @EthanFelixReigns ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Greetings! I thoroughly enjoyed your video and it has sparked my creativity in a captivating way. Recently, I've been engrossed in crafting ideas for a novel centered around the concept of "creating your own religion." As a devoted Christian, I find this exploration fascinating, but I'm also conscious of not veering too far from my core beliefs and faith. I don't want to risk losing sight of my Christian faith while embarking on this imaginative endeavor. Your video has inspired me to contemplate this delicate balance. I would greatly appreciate any insights or guidance you can offer regarding how to navigate this creative path without compromising my spiritual foundation. Thank you for sharing your remarkable content!

  • @BearsThatCare
    @BearsThatCare 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Epic how to get a perfect score on your ACT/SATs!

  • @cancan1231ify
    @cancan1231ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love how there are like a seemingly never ending comments of people talking about bow many ignorant religious people will be hate commenting, when there are pretty much none, and I'm fact I'd quite the reverse

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh no there are QUITE a lot in the comments, they just don't get upvoted.

    • @cancan1231ify
      @cancan1231ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      TrueWOPR​ not really, i plowed through untill the end of the comments. the ratio is absulutly absurd. Also ignorant athiest hate comments were much higher as well. Not saying ignorant Christian hate doesn't exist, in fact quite the opposite, however this video is not a showcasing of it

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Burnett
      I've seen snarky atheists comments, but no atheist HATE comments.

    • @cancan1231ify
      @cancan1231ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TrueWOPR thats 100% semantics dude. I could say the same exact thing for christian hate comments. And I have seen a lot of HATE comments from atheists in this video

    • @Ultrox007
      @Ultrox007 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      James Burnett
      To quote some other comments for my example.
      Snarky: "
      How To Start Your Own Religion. Find stupid people, LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE = Profit"
      HATE: "
      "hey! lets get views by poking at shit we shouldnt be poking becasuse who gives a fuck if people care about something, we (the fedora wearing neckbierds who write the scripts) dont give a shit!""
      See, with the first one you can almost hear the sarcastic tone in the guys typing. The other one you can hear the retarded voice they're murmuring to themselves in while they pound away at their keyboard to voice their self-hating frustrations. (I had an islamic comment where the guy was super mad but it's since been removed as hate speech)

  • @Doe312
    @Doe312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Hi Andy thank you so much for animating this episode.Great job.Keep up the good work.I am so sorry you dont get the attention you deserve.Oh and hi

  • @QQQ_789
    @QQQ_789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Zihetism is a recent belief system revolving around dualism. Their main teachings revolve around balance and spirituality, and these teachings are often passed on through bi-weekly meetings and readings by spiritual leaders. Zihetism teachings come from community members who are looked up to by others. They often express their beliefs through murals, temples and dance.
    Being a recent belief system, Zihetism hasn't gathered a large following yet, but it is growing at a steady pace. An increasingly large amount of people see Zihetism as a means to reach a calmer state of mind.

    • @Broþar
      @Broþar หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes

  • @jessie5658
    @jessie5658 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Could you do one on "how to survive the purge"

  • @morganamorgan1106
    @morganamorgan1106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Hey Andy, great job animating this episode!

  • @abelarddelfino1783
    @abelarddelfino1783 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    if we create our own religion
    will we still go to heaven?

    • @ericmoras3448
      @ericmoras3448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it dosent work like that, so if you believe in yours and not chistian then you can't

    • @ericmoras3448
      @ericmoras3448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Hydra Gaming the Bible says that to go to heaven you have to believe in Jesus, that he die and rose again, Which that is christian, so if your not christian which you said your not, so sorry, the answer is no

    • @ericsnider2342
      @ericsnider2342 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      if you believe in Jesus

    • @theunknownblock5942
      @theunknownblock5942 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Hydra Gaming it depends. in your religion you make the rules on who goes to heaven or hell or if there is a heaven or hell.

    • @stephanosioannou1825
      @stephanosioannou1825 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

  • @hsmishra8749
    @hsmishra8749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Religion is not a joke that anyone can start own religion

  • @urmumgurt784
    @urmumgurt784 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    My Religion is Memeism the belief of Memes. We as memeist we do not pay taxes, we PAY attention to our memes. We believe in all sexuality and we think that all memes will be equal, what our Holy god is the might Pepe' the green frog of truth! we even have over one million gods as well. So as i rest my case of me being a memeist. If you believe in memeism please like this comment and say that you are a memeist, we already have alot of members if you love memes show it and if the people won't accept us as i will start a revolution about how to believe in the Memes and even spread the memes on social media. But remember May Memes be with you

  • @verylargeman9150
    @verylargeman9150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me watching this trying to start a religion where we praise Garfield

  • @bucca2
    @bucca2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just become a Pastafarian. Welcome, brother/sister.

  • @alexandercellante7553
    @alexandercellante7553 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I like how I went from wayching this video for fun to using it to help with my new religion. Thanks!

  • @Srindal4657
    @Srindal4657 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Why can't I just make a religion that I follow myself and me alone for my own mental health?

    • @Charliee6
      @Charliee6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I did

    • @Srindal4657
      @Srindal4657 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Charliee6 awesome 👍

    • @Charliee6
      @Charliee6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Srindal4657 you can do it too :)

  • @newworldorder6383
    @newworldorder6383 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I accept my life
    away from fear
    of a god or devil
    or religions

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

    • @God-eu7tp
      @God-eu7tp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@footylad6468 lol

    • @maggot42069
      @maggot42069 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@God-eu7tp join Owiligainiototist.
      We believe in 5 Main gods, and many other minor gods. Gulailaga is The God of Earth, Giligaya is the God of Ocean, Logaleay is The God of Sky, Biliämäty is The God of Sun, Balamäytö is The God of Moon. We also worship Crabs.

  • @amosnimos
    @amosnimos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did you just present atheism(definition: not being religious) as a religion? 2:55

  • @雪-朝美
    @雪-朝美 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I’m 9 years late but I made a religion like a month ago before seeing this video, it’s called Catsu and I’ve been working on it for a while

  • @LiterallyInklingGirl
    @LiterallyInklingGirl ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Religion is used as a purpose in life

  • @sphynx7242
    @sphynx7242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Random commenter: "I want to know how to start a religion/CULT"
    Me: **starts laughing alarmingly**

  • @Tapperlite1
    @Tapperlite1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can you guys make a channel that is just for sword making? That be a reeaaall great.

    • @MiiSbk
      @MiiSbk 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hopefully The Sword and the Stone (user/theswordandstone1) will become that kind of channel.

    • @Tapperlite1
      @Tapperlite1 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      To be honest I miss the old old man at arms crew.

    • @blackczer123
      @blackczer123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tapperlite1
      they can do both :D

    • @billsmith8397
      @billsmith8397 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      What the hell happened to this channel?

  • @JackOLennaAcademy
    @JackOLennaAcademy ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “In a cheesy dream, Cheesus was cheesing cheese uncheese in a cheese dream, he grabbed my cheese with his cheese hands and cheesed over it, he spoke of how American cheese was disgusting, the satan of the cheese world, and I woke up to see a large block of cheese unto thee room” - Cheesocil 1:1

  • @caymada8325
    @caymada8325 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    please do an epic how to about GETTING IN THE AREA 51

  • @joannloves8232
    @joannloves8232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually found that one church you mentioned that started their church online, IN Second Life. Recognized the name AND the logo. I was only there to take a photo of my avatar in her 'Sunday' best for a photo contest though. Then I left. I'd much rather start my own online church in Second Life. :D

  • @Redbanano
    @Redbanano 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Gabenism

    • @risuna23
      @risuna23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He can't count to 3 though...

    • @Redbanano
      @Redbanano 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Risuna23 what do you mean by that?

    • @bt4670
      @bt4670 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Risuna23 lmao

    • @Xurxomario12
      @Xurxomario12 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Risuna23 th-cam.com/video/R9Yd4Fyq1qo/w-d-xo.html

    • @TheGerobird
      @TheGerobird 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pyro B3ar how do you even

  • @francismausley7239
    @francismausley7239 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hear Me, ye mortal birds! In the Rose Garden of changeless splendor a Flower hath begun to bloom, compared to which every other flower is but a thorn, and before the brightness of Whose glory the very essence of beauty must pale and wither." ~ Baha'u'llah, Baha'i Faith

  • @mfmees
    @mfmees 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i propose:
    polyhedron earth religion.

  • @Dowlphin
    @Dowlphin 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    --> Pontheism. -- Based on ancient nature-worship, focused, among other things, on Amun-Ra's earthly representative being a pony princess (who arguably loves it when you brush her hair, but the cleric is in dispute over that). Lots of magicka and Greek mythology involved, and tons of friendship.
    As with many religions, plenty of hypocrites among its followers.

    • @rcommando1107
      @rcommando1107 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I read this in Pinkie pie's voice.

    • @666ILIKECAKE
      @666ILIKECAKE 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      YES PLEASE

  • @Warweazel
    @Warweazel 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm probably going to regret asking, but what separates a religion from a cult?

    • @veegs23
      @veegs23 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +War weazel Size?

    • @shyone968
      @shyone968 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +War weazel the FBI

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +War weazel Tax Exempt status. lol, seriously, it depends on how easy it is to leave the faith. If you start getting harassed and attacked by members of that faith after you quit, it's probably a cult.

    • @veegs23
      @veegs23 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thoralmir Lots of the current religions in the world do that to its members

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Veggieburger You're thinking about Islam and Scientology.

  • @iialexthegamer1319
    @iialexthegamer1319 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: Wanna hear my religion?
    Guy: ok
    Me:*shows a garlic bread picture*
    Guy: count me in

  • @zackovalltrades760
    @zackovalltrades760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    In my religion, we worship two cats on the internet. (TheMeanKitty anyone?)

    • @radonrodan8332
      @radonrodan8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sparta and sylvester?

    • @zackovalltrades760
      @zackovalltrades760 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@radonrodan8332 Sparta and Loki. Unfortunately, they have both passed away recently. 😭

    • @radonrodan8332
      @radonrodan8332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zackovalltrades760
      I cried when sparta died.

    • @footylad6468
      @footylad6468 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Join makkaism
      We believe that makka pakka is God, when you die you go to the night garden, those who deny the one true god known as makka pakka the will be sent to hell, repent while you can to lord makka pakka, amen 🙏

  • @9000k4
    @9000k4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Step 1 claim false things. Step 2 get others to repeat

  • @kimcolpo
    @kimcolpo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved the video, these Epic How To's are one of the best series on youtube right now.

    • @JoeBereta
      @JoeBereta 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, you must made the best comment on TH-cam ever.

  • @mischeif_1576
    @mischeif_1576 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The category is science and technology on a video about starting your own religion
    that's amazing

  • @gabrielmacmurray4661
    @gabrielmacmurray4661 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    People need to make a religion for memes XD

    • @jrf-dc7bq
      @jrf-dc7bq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gabriel MacMurray already did my lord is shrek

    • @James-zr8vi
      @James-zr8vi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My friends did that.

    • @theopinionchannelforyou7739
      @theopinionchannelforyou7739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All hail lord tachanka and the big chungus

    • @jackpadz6079
      @jackpadz6079 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Saamniferu Thats Christian Polytheism

    • @REALCryptidChasers
      @REALCryptidChasers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Homestuck icon
      Homestuck icon

  • @penitentone6998
    @penitentone6998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Awesome video keep up the great work!!!!

    • @penitentone6998
      @penitentone6998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh and by the way. Atheism is not a religion. Google is your friend :D

    • @cancan1231ify
      @cancan1231ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Santiago lol I just googled it and it did say it was a religion. :p

    • @penitentone6998
      @penitentone6998 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol Was it a religious site that said that?

    • @cancan1231ify
      @cancan1231ify 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Adrian Santiago nope :p

    • @penitentone6998
      @penitentone6998 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok brony whatever you say

  • @alphapleb1966
    @alphapleb1966 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a pro tip for the social media tip:
    Some people may not be interested in your posts about the New Religion that you are going to make so if you make yourself popular on it, than the people who adore you will probably go with you. (you don't have to though)

  • @sofiasnider7564
    @sofiasnider7564 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The best way to live is WATCHING SHREK EVERYDAY
    when you die you go to SHREK'S SWAMP
    the almighty God is SHREK

  • @spookybaker
    @spookybaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Primitive Sponges:1. The best way to live your life is to become a meme2. When you die you go to bikini bottom 3. Our god is The Primitive SpongeAnd my logo is The Primitive Sponge

    • @spookybaker
      @spookybaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sorry its all jumbled up, I didn't do the stuff right and I ain't redoing it

    • @DoubIoons
      @DoubIoons 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't talk about our memelord in vain. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      kek

    • @alfonsusumboh5142
      @alfonsusumboh5142 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ooooh, I wanna taste of dem Krabby Patties, always curious about them

  • @FBI-it1ct
    @FBI-it1ct 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Eden's gate? No? Just me? Ok.

  • @Lalaz
    @Lalaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My new religion:
    Bepisism
    We worship mandy the mushroom
    We advertise our religion by making memes
    Our hyms are:
    The mince pie song
    Peppa pig theme song
    Destroya

  • @nightcr_wler
    @nightcr_wler 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    How to go to space

  • @lolulpout5386
    @lolulpout5386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I wanna create the religion of the "Holy Waifu"
    Anyone with me ?

  • @BlackHei711
    @BlackHei711 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Isn't funny that there are more comments that say "Religious nuts incoming" then actual religious nuts commenting?

  • @Akemi_andviktor
    @Akemi_andviktor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me and my friend combined every religion together.

  • @WackyH
    @WackyH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best way to live your life is: wearing a water bottle on your head
    When you die, you go to: Patrick's Rock
    One true vessel of god is: Patrick
    Patricism

  • @gabcard2767
    @gabcard2767 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How to became a meme!

  • @ashleycasey2093
    @ashleycasey2093 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I should start my own fucking religion!

    • @MrVillamike
      @MrVillamike 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I hear it pays well.

    • @fixmetonightofficial8041
      @fixmetonightofficial8041 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MrVillamike damn right XD

    • @j1a2y3m4y5
      @j1a2y3m4y5 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      a religion about fucking, definately something i'd get into

  • @NeedlessTv_
    @NeedlessTv_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I made a religion where you've got to wear a siff on your head 24/7.ive been doing it for 2 days so far. I've got to go to school tommorow

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also when you're showering?

    • @NeedlessTv_
      @NeedlessTv_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrNight-lk3qb yes

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeedlessTv_ And where do you go after you die if you do so?

    • @NeedlessTv_
      @NeedlessTv_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrNight-lk3qb hell.

    • @MrNight-lk3qb
      @MrNight-lk3qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeedlessTv_ Then i'm gonna stick with my religion. But thank you.

  • @isle-unto-thyself
    @isle-unto-thyself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite religion is Communisim.