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Khorvist and the Khorvist path with tenets 1st tenet: help fellow Khorvists and the weak( for example a person being bullied for no reason) 2nd tenet : you can choose to/ choose not too worship a animal/ animals ( dolphins cannot be worshiped) 3rd tenet: the tenets must be followed 4th tenet : animal abuse is not permited 5th tenet: loyalty to each other
As an Catanist I respect the Spoonism. I actually started to wrote an Holy book called „the Catanish Holy Book“ I write it in German (my native) and later in my own created language
I had a dream that we became ants when we die and we were judged by wherther or not we were picked as pet ants This is my new religion now we shall workship the queen ant!
Religion is the sum of those beliefs, practices and prohibitions that pertain to a person's concept of the highest powers of the universe. Several decades ago, an acquaintance of mine made a statement so profound I have quoted it often since then. He was referring to the God of Moses but maybe it would apply to a spoon too. "Most people who think they have rejected God have really only rejected a caricature of him." - Rich Hannon In the United States (presumably in the rest of the English-speaking world) most people think faith is believing something for which there is inadequate evidence - or none. I have no use for that kind of "faith". In its place, I suggest considering whatever evidence there is for the existence of a god or gods and then only claiming to "believe" what the evidence seems to YOU to adequately demonstrate. If you think there is adequate evidence the sky is falling, for example, you can worship at the shrine of Chicken Little.
I’m currently working on a semi serious religion, I will report back once I’m done with writing the book for it which I have decided to just call “(insert religion name here): the sacred texts”, once the book is done it will act as a sort of Bible. With the guidance of ai it should only take a few months before it’s all properly organized and whatnot
why is it so hard to find genuine content that isn't either joking about cults or giving you advice for writing a fictional religion in a book... or declaring yourself as a religious entity for tax evasion. like I just want to flesh out my spiritual identity, if that doesn't sound too stupid. no religion fits my religious beliefs.
Man my parents still try to force me into christianity a lot. I hope the world sees a bit clearer in the future, but i won't judge anyone's beliefs as long as they aren't harming anyone.
@billygoatideas if I were to invent a religion, I would invent 2 religions that would worship The Rainbow Bridge: Rainbowism and the second that would worship Sesame Street: Sesameism. In Rainbowism, I would be happy, whole and a new spirit and also reunite with my beloved pets while in Sesameism, I have fun like in Rainbowism and make new friends and also become my very own cuddly, friendly and caring monster that changes color with my mood.
My favorite part of the Babble is when Ladle ratted Spoonus out to the Plates causing him to be put in a cup in the sink not to be washed for three days and nights
Many weeks ago I had a dream of many men dressed in red and white robes standing around a circle, chanting and singing. A grand statue of a Moose with red eyes was standing right to them. I originally thought of this of the welcome to the Moose Cult, but I later realized that I had started my own religion. The Moose Cult went on for a few weeks, until I finally thought to make it a stable religion. The Moose Cult is now the equivalent of the Pope (Me, The Mooseor) and his Cardinals. Now we have Mooseism. The Moose Lord Will always protect and love you. He will answer your prayers. Our equivalent of Baptism (Forestcerf) happens when you are four or older, done by dressing in red, saying Moose three times, then, holding a sculpture/toy of a moose or standing in front of a picture and or online picture of a Moose. With that, you say Moose three times and you are then officially Forestcerfed and have joined Mooseism. Note that this is not a silly religion that worships Mooses. In Mooseism our god is a moose.
Everyone should create there own religion and have there own view and belief of god instead of following someone else’s. They could Write there own beliefs, meanings of life and history (similar to scriptures the main religions do). It would be interesting to see how society and politicians react to that. Currently it looks like they just promote religions so people follow the same one as everyone else such as putting churches in most suburbs or putting out tv stations dedicated to it. Probably so no one ever thinks why it was ok for someone like Abraham and his descendants to write scriptures and why any person or family lineage couldn’t do the same. There scriptures talk of god from there perspective. For some mind boggling reason people don’t think to do the same. They just keep promoting studying and taking about another person and families religion. If everyone suddenly said they're going to make there own religions and start writing there own scriptures and no ones going to follow anyone else's they'd probably ban religion.
Hunter here, founder of the Abramist faith. We believe on 1 god. Some core beliefs: The ten commandments are real, follow them as much as possible, Abraham is the first prophet of god, thus the name of the religion. "Abram ism"
This is based on evangelical Christianity tho lmao, for anyone interested there are way more types of religion that don't involve either an all-knowing invisible God, heaven or hell, or Jesus lol
There actually is lol search @spoonism_is_my_religion on instagram or @spoonist8 on twitter and the crwators youtube is called fifteenwankers however there isnt much spoon propa-avertisement
I think you missed the whole point in religion. It is a set of rules that has the goal to achieve a stable, peaceful structure in society and open people who may not have been able to achieve education a way to live their lives in satisfaction and happiness, therefore it makes use of artistic measures to invent a plausible story around it. With this I'm not going to assert that it had a place in our current society which is based on pure ratio, but nevertheless it is not credible to say that it never has been a successful way to tranquilize the weak, in more cruel terms the "lower classes". At last it boils down to how effective the structure of a society is to cope with problems and raising the standard of living of the people. Therefore the accurate metaphor would have been: "And the spoon announced: Eat your soup such that no drop shall remain!"
I'm not sure I agree; the first 4 of the 10 commandments have nothing to do with living a good life, or how to maintain a stable society - they're all about worshipping God and how you're not allowed to have any other gods. They're more like ego boosts for the God is anything. The fifth is about the Sabbath and the rest are just common sense morals which humans have anyway. There's nothing about not raping, slavery being bad or molesting children. If we based our society on those rules, I honestly don't think it'd be stable or peaceful. I realise there are other religions aside from Christianity, but I just decided to make a parody of the religion I know the best
"Thou shalt not kill" is common sense, but not really. Don't trust in peoples' intelligence too much. Furthermore, who says that a set of rules has to be complete? Probably there are more cases to be regulated than those which fit in a single book. It should be the goal to give solutions, though. For the bible especially being bigger than the ten commandments, there are indeed passages in which the topics you mentioned are discussed. biblia.com/bible/esv/Deuteronomy%2022.25-27 biblia.com/books/esv/Le25.42 (I admit I had to look them up, because common sense seems to appeal to me more than biblical rules as well.) Your most important point was the worship as such. How could a religion be accepted without big emphasis being placed upon its own preservation? Humans are thinking animals by nature, and as such, questioning religion would undoubtedly happen. Conversely speaking, isn't religion the replacement of thinking by declaring the stated set of rules and imaginations as true by definition? Therefore worship is nothing more than statement and renewal of this declaration - which is in religious context necessary, because otherwise this would not be just taken as true by the masses. It could be said that every type of religion is based on peer pressure - in a religious society, people are forced to worship and will accept the consequences because their surroundings do so. In effect, this takes a non-neglectable amount of time and work, and to give the initial spark, this has also to be emphasized enough in the writings the religion is based upon. Therefore the rules about worship. As well, I can't treat anything at all about other religions than christianity.
Dhorlism. We believe in 1 God. We believe if you are bad you go to Senrim. Basically a stairway to heaven. For each sin you made in your life you move 10 steps back. When all your sins are accumulated you move those steps back. Every time someone prays for your soul you move 5 steps up. Every year that step doubles. A year in Senrim is a decade in this world. For those who worship God, and are good. They go to Higher Senrim where they are closer to the gates of paradise. Basically everyone has to climb a stairway to get to paradise. Paradise is called Dhorkam (God’s Kingdom) RULES: The 20 Seeds of Pumpkin: Seed 1: Believe in the Almighty Dhorl. Seed 2: You must pray 2 times a day. In the Morning and in the Night. Seed 3: You must not cook any type of impure animals like snake, rats, elephants, giraffes, or mosquitos. They are unclean to you. Seed 4: Be not arrogant but admit your mistakes. Seed 5: Thou May not lie. Seed 6: Thou May not kill any animal if it’s purpose is outside of eating it or giving it to someone so they can eat. (Basically don’t kill an animal if nobody is going to eat it. Seed 7: Believe in the morning being holy. Seed 8: Adultery is forbidden. Seed 9: You May only marry if the purpose is to create a family. Seed 10: You must follow all words in the Dhorlak. (God’s Book) Seed 11: Anyone who isn’t asking for forgiveness will be taken to the lowest step of Senrim. Seed 12: If you are lazy and don’t work at least 10 times in 1 year, you shall not eat any types of meat for 6 months! Seed 13: Don’t hate anyone, even if not believers. They are your brothers. Don’t force them into your beliefs or you shall be taken to the lowest step of Senrim. Seed 14-20: No eating without being hungry, Foul language isn’t allowed, war between your brothers is forbidden and if you declare war on someone you will be striked 10k times with lighting in Senrim, If someone declared war on you YOU are obligated to defend your lands, blasphemy against Dhorl is forbidden and if you happen to spread blasphemy you shall be sent to the lowest step of Senrim, Love Dhorl With ALL your power. Disclaimer: For those who curse or offend Dhorl using foul language. If you curse Dhorl 10 times in your lifetime, from your mouth. You shall PERISH forever, you will not have a conscience and will not be able to enter Senrim or Paradise! God: Dhorl Prophets: Ekeima (First Prophet, Isafuesl (Helped spread the word of Dhorl) Prophet Esemalid (Built First DhorlAm/house of prayer) Prophet Arkaminl (Established the book of Dhorl. Prophet Emantiasa (Establish 10 seeds of Pumpkin. Prophet Eszafue (Establushed 5 seeds of Pumpkin. Prophet Emantiasedua (Established other last 5 seeds of Pumpkin. Prophet Alma (Came to guide the people so they wouldn’t perish in the afterlife.) Prophet Damianrol (Came to establish the Arpalen (final word) Holy People: 2,399 prophets but these are the important ones. Prophet Benjamin: Current Prophet Alive, connected all sources of Dhorl Together
No, the Spoon is a false god. He rebelled against the one true God, the triune entity known as Oyster Fork. He goes by other names, Trident, Threek, Liester, Gig. All are names of the true Fork.
In the beginning there was nothing then the almighty spoon then it scoop out the universe it scoop out lemonade icecream witch became the sun the it created man from the chip of rocky road
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"You could make a relig--no, don't" Bill Wurtz
How bout i do anyway
@@thatrandomidiot6712 nice play
All hail the mighty spoon
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@@mayarivett-martinez181 on?
O great spoon please bless me with respect
I just can make myself as God and invent religion
Yes me I’m the mighty spoon
This is, and always will be, my favourite video.
yeah
Great I'm starting my own religion right now. No joke.
What is it about?
This is awesome! My mental health was low and I had despression, but when I joined spoonism it all went away. Tysm 😢
You should have said “If you do dirty things, you go to the dishwasher”
You deserve way more subscribers !!
thanks dude :)
Khorvist and the Khorvist path with tenets
1st tenet: help fellow Khorvists and the weak( for example a person being bullied for no reason)
2nd tenet : you can choose to/ choose not too worship a animal/ animals ( dolphins cannot be worshiped)
3rd tenet: the tenets must be followed
4th tenet : animal abuse is not permited
5th tenet: loyalty to each other
y dolfin no worshpt? cuz they were associated with France times ago?
If you invented your own religion, what would it be called?
Xrhuhsbuwckedjudhggism (it has a lot of silent letters)
Doggism
I worship my dogs
@Pagan Sun Can I support your religion, I have my own religion
@Pagan Sun I could support that 😊 how do I sine up can I keep my religion?
spoonism? yes please
Yo my dood this guy is an imposter if you want real spoonism follow @spoonism_is_my_religion
billygoatideas but I want to spoon!
FINALLY!!!! THANK YOU!!!
Now I can finally make my religion and worship our lord Anya Forger!!!
Gigachads all around the world approve of this religion
@@iam_funnny HEH
I converted today! Thank you spoon for saving us!
this was hilarious
thank you!
Thank you for saying what clearly needed to be said.
Davy Dave Thanks man, I really enjoyed making it so hopefully I can make more videos like this in the future!
I was about to say, says the Muslim woman in a hijab. But I looked closer and realized it was your hair and beard lol
thanks for this GUIDE..Ill get started on my new religion tomorrow!
As an Catanist I respect the Spoonism. I actually started to wrote an Holy book called „the Catanish Holy Book“ I write it in German (my native) and later in my own created language
你的教家教什么？
Alrighty guys, spoonism: let’s do it!
I had a dream that we became ants when we die and we were judged by wherther or not we were picked as pet ants
This is my new religion now we shall workship the queen ant!
damn, that's deep
The eternal dishwasher sounds a lot more fun than the cutlery drawer :)
SamieMarilyn it seriously sucks dude, hot brimstone tablets and scalding water, eternal darkness - all ruled by the Fork
This is great, I thoroughly enjoyed this!
neergees Thank you! Thats great to hear, I really appreciate your feedback :)
Glory is our lord, SPOON the almighty
Religion is the sum of those beliefs, practices and prohibitions that pertain to a person's concept of the highest powers of the universe. Several decades ago, an acquaintance of mine made a statement so profound I have quoted it often since then. He was referring to the God of Moses but maybe it would apply to a spoon too. "Most people who think they have rejected God have really only rejected a caricature of him." - Rich Hannon
In the United States (presumably in the rest of the English-speaking world) most people think faith is believing something for which there is inadequate evidence - or none. I have no use for that kind of "faith".
In its place, I suggest considering whatever evidence there is for the existence of a god or gods and then only claiming to "believe" what the evidence seems to YOU to adequately demonstrate. If you think there is adequate evidence the sky is falling, for example, you can worship at the shrine of Chicken Little.
Here before TH-cam recommended this to everyone!!
I’m currently working on a semi serious religion, I will report back once I’m done with writing the book for it which I have decided to just call “(insert religion name here): the sacred texts”, once the book is done it will act as a sort of Bible. With the guidance of ai it should only take a few months before it’s all properly organized and whatnot
@毛泽东-sigma im gonna be honest, i kinda stopped working on it for a while now, i probably only have like 2-3 pages of google docs
@毛泽东-sigma yeah sorry, I’ll get back to working on it soon, it actually has a really cool premise
why is it so hard to find genuine content that isn't either joking about cults or giving you advice for writing a fictional religion in a book... or declaring yourself as a religious entity for tax evasion. like I just want to flesh out my spiritual identity, if that doesn't sound too stupid. no religion fits my religious beliefs.
can you worship 500 thousand archangels and 500 thousand new riligions
does anyone have any tips to coverting to Spoonnism, ive began reading the Babble, im just nit sure if there is a big ceremony like a baptism
thats for spoon-feeding this theory to me... hehe, but seriously well done :)
+Jane As Per Usual haha :) thank you very much!
Brilliant - as usual. No matter the subject ( or who did it first) you always end the subject because nobody does it better than you.
***** You're too kind! Thank you very much :)
Man my parents still try to force me into christianity a lot. I hope the world sees a bit clearer in the future, but i won't judge anyone's beliefs as long as they aren't harming anyone.
@billygoatideas if I were to invent a religion, I would invent 2 religions that would worship The Rainbow Bridge: Rainbowism and the second that would worship Sesame Street: Sesameism.
In Rainbowism, I would be happy, whole and a new spirit and also reunite with my beloved pets while in Sesameism, I have fun like in Rainbowism and make new friends and also become my very own cuddly, friendly and caring monster that changes color with my mood.
#5 last thing was wrong on November 1 1955 the trees did speak and they spoke Vietnamese
I'm almost created my own religion is "starma", only grateful for spoonism 🙏
Starmism only have 24 religions
Spoon: *exist*
Us: you can make a religion out of this!
Lord Spoon 🙏😊
I’m a fingerist we don’t believe in the gods of cutlery
I followed this as an actual guide. is that okay? (My Religion is called Temmienism)
No this video is meant to be satire please use accuall world building tools
Im gonna worship peter griffin
My favorite part of the Babble is when Ladle ratted Spoonus out to the Plates causing him to be put in a cup in the sink not to be washed for three days and nights
Same
"There's no spoon..."
Many weeks ago I had a dream of many men dressed in red and white robes standing around a circle, chanting and singing. A grand statue of a Moose with red eyes was standing right to them. I originally thought of this of the welcome to the Moose Cult, but I later realized that I had started my own religion. The Moose Cult went on for a few weeks, until I finally thought to make it a stable religion. The Moose Cult is now the equivalent of the Pope (Me, The Mooseor) and his Cardinals. Now we have Mooseism. The Moose Lord Will always protect and love you. He will answer your prayers. Our equivalent of Baptism (Forestcerf) happens when you are four or older, done by dressing in red, saying Moose three times, then, holding a sculpture/toy of a moose or standing in front of a picture and or online picture of a Moose. With that, you say Moose three times and you are then officially Forestcerfed and have joined Mooseism.
Note that this is not a silly religion that worships Mooses. In Mooseism our god is a moose.
cool!!
The dishwasher is the worst hell because you’re drowning and burning in cycles
I’d never even thought about it that way before 😱
He shall seperate the sheep from the goats Read a red letter Bible then kick yourself for mocking comes around if you play with matches long enough
this is a really really good video!
Beth Brookhouse thank you!
What is the baptism for spoonism
polishing the spoon? 🤔
Thanks, I am an ex Muslim and I became a spoonist
@@atiflutwyche423 im having a hard time finding out if this is satire or not
"You could make a religion out of this"
No, don't.
This exposed so much.
The knife, The fork and The holy spoon.🙏🙏
Everyone I would like to present Pogism
This is the exact type of video that is supposed to go viral... when it gone happen?😭
Adwagon 22 it ain’t
Everyone should create there own religion and have there own view and belief of god instead of following someone else’s. They could Write there own beliefs, meanings of life and history (similar to scriptures the main religions do). It would be interesting to see how society and politicians react to that. Currently it looks like they just promote religions so people follow the same one as everyone else such as putting churches in most suburbs or putting out tv stations dedicated to it. Probably so no one ever thinks why it was ok for someone like Abraham and his descendants to write scriptures and why any person or family lineage couldn’t do the same. There scriptures talk of god from there perspective. For some mind boggling reason people don’t think to do the same. They just keep promoting studying and taking about another person and families religion. If everyone suddenly said they're going to make there own religions and start writing there own scriptures and no ones going to follow anyone else's they'd probably ban religion.
Thanks. Much more is now more explainable.🙂
Happy to help!
Someone needs to make this
Hunter here, founder of the Abramist faith. We believe on 1 god. Some core beliefs: The ten commandments are real, follow them as much as possible, Abraham is the first prophet of god, thus the name of the religion. "Abram ism"
cool
THIS IS AWESOME
kaylieidc THANK YOU DUDE
I’m going to follow this religion
Bro I have a a bro like yours is pretty cool
Oh no i don't like spoons! i would rather make a religion called willism
This is based on evangelical Christianity tho lmao, for anyone interested there are way more types of religion that don't involve either an all-knowing invisible God, heaven or hell, or Jesus lol
This made my day and it’s exactly what happened
Sounds familiar… amazing video btw
I’m dead - literally dead !
Lol thanks dude
Hail bjørn
The god of Bears and strenght
Bro just recreated Christianity
I am going to start a religion about worshipping The Banana God
You could make a religion out of this.
No don’t
There actually is lol search @spoonism_is_my_religion on instagram or @spoonist8 on twitter and the crwators youtube is called fifteenwankers however there isnt much spoon propa-avertisement
Until you said your channel name in this video, I had been misreading it as billygotideals. Maybe I'll keep thinking of you that way. :)
Aaron Taussig oooh, that would be a good channel name :o go for it man!
I have found my new religion
+J Wright haha!
IF YOU WANT REAL, ORIGINAL, AUTHENTIC SPOONISM SEARCH UP @SPOONISM_IS_MY_RELIGION ON INSTAGRAM OR JUST @SPOONIST8 ON TWITTER
I think you missed the whole point in religion. It is a set of rules that has the goal to achieve a stable, peaceful structure in society and open people who may not have been able to achieve education a way to live their lives in satisfaction and happiness, therefore it makes use of artistic measures to invent a plausible story around it.
With this I'm not going to assert that it had a place in our current society which is based on pure ratio, but nevertheless it is not credible to say that it never has been a successful way to tranquilize the weak, in more cruel terms the "lower classes". At last it boils down to how effective the structure of a society is to cope with problems and raising the standard of living of the people.
Therefore the accurate metaphor would have been: "And the spoon announced: Eat your soup such that no drop shall remain!"
I'm not sure I agree; the first 4 of the 10 commandments have nothing to do with living a good life, or how to maintain a stable society - they're all about worshipping God and how you're not allowed to have any other gods. They're more like ego boosts for the God is anything. The fifth is about the Sabbath and the rest are just common sense morals which humans have anyway. There's nothing about not raping, slavery being bad or molesting children. If we based our society on those rules, I honestly don't think it'd be stable or peaceful.
I realise there are other religions aside from Christianity, but I just decided to make a parody of the religion I know the best
"Thou shalt not kill" is common sense, but not really. Don't trust in peoples' intelligence too much.
Furthermore, who says that a set of rules has to be complete? Probably there are more cases to be regulated than those which fit in a single book. It should be the goal to give solutions, though. For the bible especially being bigger than the ten commandments, there are indeed passages in which the topics you mentioned are discussed.
biblia.com/bible/esv/Deuteronomy%2022.25-27
biblia.com/books/esv/Le25.42
(I admit I had to look them up, because common sense seems to appeal to me more than biblical rules as well.)
Your most important point was the worship as such. How could a religion be accepted without big emphasis being placed upon its own preservation? Humans are thinking animals by nature, and as such, questioning religion would undoubtedly happen. Conversely speaking, isn't religion the replacement of thinking by declaring the stated set of rules and imaginations as true by definition? Therefore worship is nothing more than statement and renewal of this declaration - which is in religious context necessary, because otherwise this would not be just taken as true by the masses. It could be said that every type of religion is based on peer pressure - in a religious society, people are forced to worship and will accept the consequences because their surroundings do so. In effect, this takes a non-neglectable amount of time and work, and to give the initial spark, this has also to be emphasized enough in the writings the religion is based upon. Therefore the rules about worship.
As well, I can't treat anything at all about other religions than christianity.
Wow. I am really glad you commented, I would never have considered what you have said. You make an interesting point!
GONNA MAKE THE HERVALAN RELIGION
I have more information
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I will invent tzuuism. We should all worship our God TZUYU.
tzur ny dkhar lhorang kha la?
if your reading this I saw you in hipixel skyblock and your pets name led me here lol
N'yalrok. Dga Rgyalpo Lishizi Sima Qian, chudruus khuur anrach chraanyy, olongkho thangkha trius unriin khoreh undzaal, beiriahimnir ariwri tokelishiandwa.
If you were alive during the early times....this could actually be real
We can make a religion out of this!
Hey, we can make a religion out of this!
@Cadaver Bidding how bout i do anyway?
May the almighty spoon
fill my bowl with soup
My religion is worshipping Stalin, churchil and Roosevelt called alliesim
Am a Dinn(my own relegion) but I respect yours
Im Owiligainiototist(my religion)
spoon fed religion
I neglected spoonism and now forkan is coming for me...😥
You fool!
Dhorlism. We believe in 1 God. We believe if you are bad you go to Senrim. Basically a stairway to heaven. For each sin you made in your life you move 10 steps back. When all your sins are accumulated you move those steps back. Every time someone prays for your soul you move 5 steps up. Every year that step doubles. A year in Senrim is a decade in this world. For those who worship God, and are good. They go to Higher Senrim where they are closer to the gates of paradise. Basically everyone has to climb a stairway to get to paradise. Paradise is called Dhorkam (God’s Kingdom)
RULES:
The 20 Seeds of Pumpkin:
Seed 1: Believe in the Almighty Dhorl.
Seed 2: You must pray 2 times a day. In the Morning and in the Night.
Seed 3: You must not cook any type of impure animals like snake, rats, elephants, giraffes, or mosquitos. They are unclean to you.
Seed 4: Be not arrogant but admit your mistakes.
Seed 5: Thou May not lie.
Seed 6: Thou May not kill any animal if it’s purpose is outside of eating it or giving it to someone so they can eat. (Basically don’t kill an animal if nobody is going to eat it.
Seed 7: Believe in the morning being holy.
Seed 8: Adultery is forbidden.
Seed 9: You May only marry if the purpose is to create a family.
Seed 10: You must follow all words in the Dhorlak. (God’s Book)
Seed 11: Anyone who isn’t asking for forgiveness will be taken to the lowest step of Senrim.
Seed 12: If you are lazy and don’t work at least 10 times in 1 year, you shall not eat any types of meat for 6 months!
Seed 13: Don’t hate anyone, even if not believers. They are your brothers. Don’t force them into your beliefs or you shall be taken to the lowest step of Senrim.
Seed 14-20: No eating without being hungry, Foul language isn’t allowed, war between your brothers is forbidden and if you declare war on someone you will be striked 10k times with lighting in Senrim, If someone declared war on you YOU are obligated to defend your lands, blasphemy against Dhorl is forbidden and if you happen to spread blasphemy you shall be sent to the lowest step of Senrim, Love Dhorl With ALL your power.
Disclaimer: For those who curse or offend Dhorl using foul language. If you curse Dhorl 10 times in your lifetime, from your mouth. You shall PERISH forever, you will not have a conscience and will not be able to enter Senrim or Paradise!
God: Dhorl
Prophets: Ekeima (First Prophet, Isafuesl (Helped spread the word of Dhorl)
Prophet Esemalid (Built First DhorlAm/house of prayer)
Prophet Arkaminl (Established the book of Dhorl.
Prophet Emantiasa (Establish 10 seeds of Pumpkin.
Prophet Eszafue (Establushed 5 seeds of Pumpkin.
Prophet Emantiasedua (Established other last 5 seeds of Pumpkin.
Prophet Alma (Came to guide the people so they wouldn’t perish in the afterlife.)
Prophet Damianrol (Came to establish the Arpalen (final word)
Holy People: 2,399 prophets but these are the important ones.
Prophet Benjamin: Current Prophet Alive, connected all sources of Dhorl Together
Hlo wanna join
Sinangawa. Tzetzaliim ariik tzetzallonomoh, octli tezantexucha tanwerig, urus chooriig, hwarezm dhandzaal.
its funny because i used this for piercism
yeah he did lol
I guess the the "church" is the table?
"People can now eat food with a spoon. You can make a rel-"
*no don't*
*how bout I do anyway?*
Under rated video. 10/10
thank you!
No, the Spoon is a false god. He rebelled against the one true God, the triune entity known as Oyster Fork. He goes by other names, Trident, Threek, Liester, Gig. All are names of the true Fork.
1.doen'st have to worship something it can be like more like hinduism and buddhism and daoism
Clever funny and most of all very true!
Nathaniel Gomez thank you so much! That really means a lot Nathaniel, thank you :)
Okay i will call my religion "animethighsia"
Oh god
1:35
Im a eldritch theocracy
Spoonus. I love it.
karley orr I really appreciate that, thank you :)
YOU WANT TO LEARN ABOUT THE REAL SPOONUS COZ I KNOW THE ORIGINAL OFFICIAL ACCOUNT
*you could make a religion out of this*
instead of inventing our own religion lets worship spoonism.
In the beginning there was nothing then the almighty spoon then it scoop out the universe it scoop out lemonade icecream witch became the sun the it created man from the chip of rocky road
Lol sums up christianity!