This is a video we made for the fifth graders to join the fine arts when they come to middle school. You will understand this if you are in any of the fine arts classes included in this video.
Guy 1: "you're flat?" Guy 2: "what?" Guy 1: "you're flat?" Guy 2: "no your sharp..." Guy 1: "you're flat!" Guy 2: "no you're ....." Guy 1: "YOU'RE FLAT THO!!" Guy 1: "YOU'RE FLAT!!" Guy 1: "YOU'RE FLATTER THAN A PLATEAU!!" 😂😂😂😂
Wait I can fix that. Choir teacher: Here's a tune. Bassist & Lead Tenor: We're in tune. Choir teacher: oh I Love your singing & strumming because I wish I can do it. Choir: We'll teach you someday. Choir teacher: Good idea, now I understand singing with Concert Band & String Orchestra accompaniment is interesting along with the Piano because it sounds really cool, but in order for it to work you have to stand in the back of the Band & String Orchestra, & because the ensemble is getting as big as a marching band, Choir, Band, & String Orchestra: We need more directors, Choir Director: Right
my singing voice is pretty good and so is most of the band, but we all make fun of chorus and I'd rather be locked in my room for all eternity than be in chorus.
My director said that since everybody does band it's like "I did band in middle school" "Oh I did too" but for orchestra it's like "I did orchestra" "Oh wow, really?"
Qwertyminer My high school has a quartet, which I am in, but we call it an orchestra because we are butt hurt about the fact we don't have one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
At my school you have the option to take a year long and a semester long elective or you can take 3 semester long electives and band, choir, and orchestra are all year longs so I can't join two of them
1:59 Uptown Funk. Thing to note, they're working on arranging music for combined Choir, Band, & Strings so that way everyone can play & sing along to keep things going. It reminds me of the time I learned The Greatest Show arranged by Mark Brymer on a Bajo Sexto which probally needs new strings.
Lauren H. If they ever say that again or that violas are stupid just tell them this: why do you call us “backups” if your so perfect and glorious shouldn’t you not need any help?
viola and violin are different :) i believe it was violin but i could be wrong, i play viola and the difference are mainly the notes on the sheet, but violins don't have a C string although they have an E string, but violas have a C string just they don't have an E string.
The guy who said "Im better than all of you, because I play trumpet" is the accurate representation of every band student to any other non-band music student ever.
Band: *So excellent, calming to ears, beautiful music and exciting* Orchestra: *So excellent, calming to ears, beautiful music and exciting* Choir: *Loud, Clumsy, voices that sound like dying racoons to make something called noise. Will make you leave the room in 5 seconds*
Band: WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND LOUDER Orchestra: NO WE ARE OUR MUISC SOUNDS PRETTIER Chorus: *stuck between all the fighting* Edit: forgot to mention that this is what happens at my school
Band is where the lit and OUT of control kids are at (cough cough pick band), orchestra is 99% Asian, and the kids in chorus were pressured by their parents to do something music related but have literally no talent so decided to do chorus, and in my school, we have chamber choir. That's where the actual good singers go. (But chamber choir is only a club, so they don't get to be in the concerts)
Kylie Ortiz At my school the kids who pick band leave the second year (band is best choice), orchestra kid all have anxiety and are shy, and choir was for the kids who didn't know what extra class to pick.
at my school, the orchestra kids are more reckless and out there than the band kids. i don't hear about any stuff happeneing in band from my friends in the class, but i've seen some real front row shit in orchestra. like bathroom races and a kid throwing his new phone with a new otterbox about fifteen feet up and having the screen shatter. chorus at my school's a bit more tame tho, and actually good.
At my school, I get a good view of the band kids because my friend is one, and after school you can hear them miles away making a bunch of loud sounds, but they're pretty tame. I mean, you hear them making actual music sound, so it's all good. Then if you get too close to the class, a kid comes out and asks you to shake their hand. Chorus is actually really unknown, because there is probably around 10-5 people in that class. Then I have no clue what happens in orchestra.
I am a fifth grader but I got everything in this video and in the middle school one. I brother has playing clarinet for 5 years, alto sax for 2 years, and just started playing percussion. I'm joining band next year.
One of the reasons I love orchestra is that we're like family! Since almost everyone chooses band there aren't many orchestra students. So we treat each other like family. It's lit
“I’d like you guys to know that I’m better than all of you, nothing personal, it’s just that I play trumpet” SAID LITERALLY EVERY TRUMPET PLAYER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL HISTORY
Does everyone always have that kid in the back that plays sharps when the key signature has flats and the kid that plays flats when you have sharps in the key signature. It drives me insane, only because our orchestra has a whole FRIGGING SECTION OF THOSE KIDS ;-;
Hey we need a Harmonica player, say does anyone play Harmonica? Combined Choir, Band, & String Orchestra arrangements of all songs such as the Polar Express medley are a big hit so let's hear the Concert Band & String Orchestra versions next.
Abigail Cote My middle school's actually playing it for an Alabama music camp as a demonstration band. My friend Sam and I are first trumpet. Point is: rest in peace our souls
That trumpet kid telling all the orchestra students that he’s better just because he plays trumpet is so true about some of the people in our band I’m in orchestra btw
I’m in 6th grade at elementary school (Manchester G.A.T.E.) and I’m in choir AND band....... in middle school, do I have to choose between band or choir..... PLZ REPLY IM CURIOUS!!!!!!!
Same, and my middle school had a language requirement, but that might not be same for the same for your school. I ended up getting in both band and choir.
Wow, yeah at my elementary school they cancelled choir because kids weren't showing up and everyone who did take it seriously wanted to do musical theatre
Why can't the schools merge orchestra band and choir *i swear if those kid keep arguing about them three im going to write a piece that requires ALL INSTRUMENTS*
Band I lead no arg. Choir is additional special affects and orchestra is like back ground music , but if choir was lead. Band background and orchestra additional.
My class was like that but choir kids were always holding us back cause they were too scared to sing in front of the band and orch kids. Vut yeah it would be cool if it was like that
All 3 ensembles can preform together too, did you know that a Reed Organ can actually be used as a "Play along instrument"? It blends in super well as the expressive dynamics can match those of the voices, strings, brass, woodwinds, & percussion.
"YOU'RE FLATTER THAN A PLATEAU"😭😭😭
HAHA OMG YES!
Melenni Mey I died at that part XD
* Melenni Mey * I ALWAYS ANNOY MY FRIEND WITH THAT
Melenni Mey lmao that dude funny
I loved that joke lol
Guy 1: "you're flat?"
Guy 2: "what?"
Guy 1: "you're flat?"
Guy 2: "no your sharp..."
Guy 1: "you're flat!"
Guy 2: "no you're ....."
Guy 1: "YOU'RE FLAT THO!!"
Guy 1: "YOU'RE FLAT!!"
Guy 1: "YOU'RE FLATTER THAN A PLATEAU!!" 😂😂😂😂
Christian Lemma b
LOL
I was at that part when I read it
Wait I can fix that. Choir teacher: Here's a tune. Bassist & Lead Tenor: We're in tune. Choir teacher: oh I Love your singing & strumming because I wish I can do it. Choir: We'll teach you someday. Choir teacher: Good idea, now I understand singing with Concert Band & String Orchestra accompaniment is interesting along with the Piano because it sounds really cool, but in order for it to work you have to stand in the back of the Band & String Orchestra, & because the ensemble is getting as big as a marching band, Choir, Band, & String Orchestra: We need more directors, Choir Director: Right
Can someone explain the intro im low key confused
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FrostyWillows080 I ❤ ur profile pic
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FrostyWillows080lol
That smirk at the end 😏😏
Everything Everything yes!
Every time my band sings happy birthday to a classmate: this is why we are not in choir.
Half of my band has amazing voices, but the rest...
It's true
my singing voice is pretty good and so is most of the band, but we all make fun of chorus and I'd rather be locked in my room for all eternity than be in chorus.
My orchestra plays happy birthday and then some people sing if they want to
IM IN ORCHESTRA. Lol the "you're flat. No you're sharp" thing is solo truee
*sooo
Teagan White ikr 😂😂😂
IKR LMAO i always fight over it. im usually flat though :'^(
Orchestra for the win!
Panda Princess YEET!!
In the jungle the mighty jungle (a weemboway aweemboway aweemboway) *guy runs through screaming*
honestly the entire plot of the movie
YOUR FLATTER THAN A PLATEAU! XD
Jeremy Queer is Heere just about to say that
*YOU’RE NOT VERY GOOD AT SPELLING. Not to be mean, just sarcasm.
"Flatter than a plateau" IM DEAD
Aleah Velasquez that was legit the best part. xD
Aleah Velasquez ikr
The most amazing thing 😂
Also your username is so specific it’s amazing
Hey... I found a solution, IT'S CALLED A SYMPHONY OKAY.
Game Flipper that’s what I’m doing right now in my school ... the music is AWESOMMMEEE
Yep
We say we have a symphony but we only have 1 string instrument
@@desired2396 Oh boy.
Not to the Saxophones
"You're flatter than a plateau?!" XD I DIED
same lol.
I’m a combination of all three... I play trombone, trumpet, cello, and I sing in our choir 😂
Sara G. I'm a pianist so I already play all with one instrument ^u^
@@Jazzlerss you play the notes they cover not the instruments themselves
Unless you do then
Cello gang
@@namesarenotfornaming160 here
My director said that since everybody does band it's like "I did band in middle school" "Oh I did too" but for orchestra it's like "I did orchestra" "Oh wow, really?"
what about chorus? I'm in chorus along with about 158 others in our 7th grade choir (We also have a 6th and 8th grade one but I'm in 7th)
Qwertyminer My high school has a quartet, which I am in, but we call it an orchestra because we are butt hurt about the fact we don't have one. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Qwertyminer My school's orchestra outnumbers the band, what now
Metal Matt same
True
Every time I go into orchestra I say, "HI WELCOME TO CORKESTRAND"
We only have two electives at my school, so you're either courcestra, courrand, or orchestrand. Or just one, like me (clarinet in band!).
S M I'm a flute and a soprano 2
yay!! my fellow peoples! clarinets rule!
At my school you have the option to take a year long and a semester long elective or you can take 3 semester long electives and band, choir, and orchestra are all year longs so I can't join two of them
XD When the guys were fighting and the one guy went " ALLSTATE!" I died that's literally me
"You're flatter than a plato" LMAO
sarah m plateau. Smh.
How can you be flatter than an ancient Greek philosopher? Lol, sorry you spelled it wrong and I had to make a joke. It's plateau
On-Point Pringle LOL I'VE FOUND MY PEOPLE
On-Point Pringle well it can also be Spanish for plate
My friends and I fight like this too, Im in band,My other friend is in chorus and my other friend is in Orchestra. Its fun.
Band together with orchestra wins
U r not Adolf he does 'cause he got juked in basketball
Symphony Orchestra with chorale wins. Just listen to Carmina Burana
Why is your name Adolf Hitler?
kaitlyn miles thank you i was going to say the first part
Borchestra
It would be cool to have a concert with all these 3 DONE CORRECTLY!
My school did one I don't remember what song it was but the band orchestra(me ofc) and choir did a song
Having not seen the video, I don't know who wins. All I know is that chorus loses.
Standard Trevor YOU MY SIR ARE INCORRECT! CHORUS ENSEMBLE KIDS UNITE
Someone LET THE SCREAMING BEGIN
Someone *SATB Screaming*
BAND IS THE WINNER!!!!
Carrot Chan WE STAND PROUD!! CHORUS KIDS UNITE!! SONG LOUD OR GO HOME!! SUCK IT BAND
Where my Band Squad at? XD
Maria Hernandez here
HERE!!!!
Maria Hernandez What instrument do you play
Maria Hernandez here
Heeerrreee I'amm!!!
There is always that pain you feel when someone call your viola a violin
1:59 Uptown Funk. Thing to note, they're working on arranging music for combined Choir, Band, & Strings so that way everyone can play & sing along to keep things going. It reminds me of the time I learned The Greatest Show arranged by Mark Brymer on a Bajo Sexto which probally needs new strings.
I play the viola too and all the violins call Me a third violin
Lauren H
Next on How to:
Today you will learn how to piss off a viola quickly. It’s this simple:
Call them a third violin
Lauren H. If they ever say that again or that violas are stupid just tell them this: why do you call us “backups” if your so perfect and glorious shouldn’t you not need any help?
@@maria-ju6rd "Backup" more like a useless instrument that has no competition and plays quarter notes.
Catalysm MA FEELINGS BRO! IM IN 5TH GRADE
@@maria-ju6rd Im triggered that my viola friend got symphony and I got academy
“excuse you? i have a voice of an angel” 😂😭😭
Bro, I thought that kid played the oboe. Not violin or viola. Whatever it is.
He plays both actually XD
Yeah, you can double up. That's why I was with both the band and orchestra groups for when we were recreating the best songs our groups had.
I often doubled on upright bass in band though my main instrument was tuba.
TheKillzDude G-Dash oboes better anyway
viola and violin are different :) i believe it was violin but i could be wrong, i play viola and the difference are mainly the notes on the sheet, but violins don't have a C string although they have an E string, but violas have a C string just they don't have an E string.
Where my viola players at
Blue whare my cello players at
Blue Violas unite!
Hi viola fwends!!
VIOLAS ARE RAD
AYY
"You're flatter than a plateau!"
When Uptown Funk started playing at the end, I immediately started doing the fingerings for the Bari part. (Essentially the same as the Tuba.)
Suzie Robinson You're the first comment I've seen that talked about Uptown Funk playing at the end.
0:34 every middle school trumpet ever
truest video ever made....now make jazz band be like
Videacon we actually need this video
Favorite choir quote said by a band teacher: "If you think you're too cool for the choir, trust me, you're not even close."
TEAM BAND CHIOR AND ORCH
yo who with me fam
na fam join band
does anyone else play trombone
Ashley Fox chorus fam unite
BAND FAM FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!
Ashley Fox BAND FAMS UNITE!!
"Can you clari-NOT??" I'm ded 😂😂
The guy who said "Im better than all of you, because I play trumpet" is the accurate representation of every band student to any other non-band music student ever.
in my band there is a war between trumpet and trombone, I play trombone
Same in orchestra, between violins and violas.
Deidra's Sidekick TRUMPETS
This is actual pretty damn funny
1:16 Me when the teacher tells me to sing louder
ORCHESTRA FOR LIFE
Band and choir for life!
Music for life!
hOI I'm TEMMIE hahahjajaa you so stiupied u AR vwruy ididot HAHAHSHHSHAHSHASA
BAND FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just realized that they actually make song arrangements for combined Choir, Band, & String Orchestra. Hal Leonard has published them.
Our band and orchestra classes are 6th/7th/8th
I Does Things I go to this school there is 6th/7th/and 8th band chorus and orchestra plus honors for all of them
Join orchestra (and play bass.).
DustyDustDaddy0128 Don't
DustyDustDaddy0128 Lmao I already did that (I also play cello)
play the bass because no one plays it
DustyDustDaddy0128 yes we need more bass players in this world
DustyDustDaddy0128 why you can't even practice at home but yeah, ORCHESTRA
ORCHESTRA IS THE BEST!!!!!!!
yRs
Yup
Lol_joy 1081 yolo Said no one ever.
orchestra ftw
Lol_joy 1081 yolo i play violin
Band: *So excellent, calming to ears, beautiful music and exciting*
Orchestra: *So excellent, calming to ears, beautiful music and exciting*
Choir: *Loud, Clumsy, voices that sound like dying racoons to make something called noise. Will make you leave the room in 5 seconds*
Band: WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND LOUDER
Orchestra: NO WE ARE OUR MUISC SOUNDS PRETTIER
Chorus: *stuck between all the fighting*
Edit: forgot to mention that this is what happens at my school
ToasterSmartie at my school the choir and band have an eternal feud and the orchestra is just there trying not to get hated on and destroyed
Everyone is fenemies at my school
0:36 my band class everyday
Well in order to be a true trumpet player you need to have an ego the size of a galaxy
Me and my orchestra friends have the same arguments I'm in band tho I play tuba lol
cinnamink daddy same with me, but I'm flute
“ I can’t STAND this”
Lol
Hey! Welcome to Band! It might ruin your life but that's normal. Friends? HA, who needs friends when you got a trombone and slide oil?
There are my sombrero (soprano) friends, afro (alto) friends, tennis shoe (tenner) friends, band nerds, and the orchadorks
1:36
“In the jungle, the mighty jungle...”
“AWIMBABWE, AWIMBABWE, AWIMBABWE-“
“WHOOSH”
Cracked me up 🤣🤣🤣
Band is where the lit and OUT of control kids are at (cough cough pick band), orchestra is 99% Asian, and the kids in chorus were pressured by their parents to do something music related but have literally no talent so decided to do chorus, and in my school, we have chamber choir. That's where the actual good singers go. (But chamber choir is only a club, so they don't get to be in the concerts)
Kylie Ortiz At my school the kids who pick band leave the second year (band is best choice), orchestra kid all have anxiety and are shy, and choir was for the kids who didn't know what extra class to pick.
at my school, the orchestra kids are more reckless and out there than the band kids. i don't hear about any stuff happeneing in band from my friends in the class, but i've seen some real front row shit in orchestra. like bathroom races and a kid throwing his new phone with a new otterbox about fifteen feet up and having the screen shatter. chorus at my school's a bit more tame tho, and actually good.
Kylie Ortiz it's the exact same in my school
At my school, I get a good view of the band kids because my friend is one, and after school you can hear them miles away making a bunch of loud sounds, but they're pretty tame. I mean, you hear them making actual music sound, so it's all good. Then if you get too close to the class, a kid comes out and asks you to shake their hand. Chorus is actually really unknown, because there is probably around 10-5 people in that class. Then I have no clue what happens in orchestra.
Farare thats nothing to do with orch thats just kids being stupid and gossiping
Kid 1: Join band!!!
Kid 2: No, join orchestra!!
Kid 3: Just join chorus!
Kid 4: Nah. Join chorchestrand.
Band players where you at im Trombone
Flute
Tuba
Flute
IM A TRUMPET DID YOU KNOW THAT A TROMBONE USED TO BE CALLED A SACKBUT
I'm tromebone too
You're flatter than a plateau IM DYING LMAOOO
Where Can I Sign Up For The Chorchestrand?
I play trumpet and i sing in choir so this was fun to watch XD
CELLO PLAYERS WHERE YOU AT
"You're flatter than a plateau"
"I can't STAND this"
"Excuse you, I have the voice of an angel"
I love this, lol
Band is the best, hands down.
I am a fifth grader but I got everything in this video and in the middle school one. I brother has playing clarinet for 5 years, alto sax for 2 years, and just started playing percussion. I'm joining band next year.
lol like it join band!
"Excuse you I have a voice of an angel"😂😂😂
Im in my schools orchestra and this is so relatable.
"in the jungle the mighty jungle the loi-" *ROOOAAARRRRR* OMG IM DYING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my school only allows orchestra or band. you can do choir with both though
Same
One of the reasons I love orchestra is that we're like family! Since almost everyone chooses band there aren't many orchestra students. So we treat each other like family. It's lit
FLUTE MASTER RACE!!!! WE ARE HERE!!!!!
“I’d like you guys to know that I’m better than all of you, nothing personal, it’s just that I play trumpet”
SAID LITERALLY EVERY TRUMPET PLAYER IN MIDDLE SCHOOL HISTORY
High school too! I personally don't, I just stare at everyone until they remember I'm a trumpet 🤣😅
Does everyone always have that kid in the back that plays sharps when the key signature has flats and the kid that plays flats when you have sharps in the key signature.
It drives me insane, only because our orchestra has a whole FRIGGING SECTION OF THOSE KIDS ;-;
Yes kids in my class do too
Can't relate
Hey we need a Harmonica player, say does anyone play Harmonica? Combined Choir, Band, & String Orchestra arrangements of all songs such as the Polar Express medley are a big hit so let's hear the Concert Band & String Orchestra versions next.
My favorite was the kid with the curly hair
i love the boy with the viola "YOUR FLATTER THEN A PLATEAU"
Corkestrand XD
From being in chorus and band I know the feeling
WAS THAT RUCKUS AT 1:30 WE'RE PLAYING THAT IN BAND AT MY SCHOOL OMG
Abigail Cote My middle school's actually playing it for an Alabama music camp as a demonstration band. My friend Sam and I are first trumpet.
Point is:
rest in peace our souls
Abigail Cote I FREAKED OUT OMG
Abigail Cote SAME OMFG
When you can do all three but you're at war with the choir girls and conflict.
Where my flutes??
Late but right here
I never thought I’d be so entertained by other people like me. 🤣🤣🤣
I'm in the state orchestra and school orchestra I play cello
That trumpet kid telling all the orchestra students that he’s better just because he plays trumpet is so true about some of the people in our band
I’m in orchestra btw
BAND FOR THE WIN
yes band!!!!!!!!!
YES TRUMPET REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!! the holy water 😂😂😂
I’m in 6th grade at elementary school (Manchester G.A.T.E.) and I’m in choir AND band....... in middle school, do I have to choose between band or choir..... PLZ REPLY IM CURIOUS!!!!!!!
Same here.
Same, and my middle school had a language requirement, but that might not be same for the same for your school. I ended up getting in both band and choir.
Wow, yeah at my elementary school they cancelled choir because kids weren't showing up and everyone who did take it seriously wanted to do musical theatre
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE BUT CHOOSE BAND
LOL I'm in choir.
Although I got to accompany in middle school and I feel like that deserves it's own video on it's own XD
Chorcestrand. Ill definitely join!
3 years of choir, cello in orchestra, and percussion in band, I honestly can't pick which of the three is best
Why can't the schools merge orchestra band and choir
*i swear if those kid keep arguing about them three im going to write a piece that requires ALL INSTRUMENTS*
Please do. That would be fun
THE jake360 hahahaha regardless someone will be own a long hold , 😂
Band I lead no arg. Choir is additional special affects and orchestra is like back ground music , but if choir was lead. Band background and orchestra additional.
IF YOU PUT THEM TOGETHER THE BAND WOULD WIN
My class was like that but choir kids were always holding us back cause they were too scared to sing in front of the band and orch kids. Vut yeah it would be cool if it was like that
“Excuse you I have the voice of an angel!” I peed myself laughing.
We all know orchestra and band are better than chorus
Egriff123 but bands better than orchestra
Lies.
Ryan is v shook! No no no
Funny, cause the majority of Orchestra students completely despise band students
We can agree on that, but I'd say the trumpet is amazing
I'm in high school now. I've been doing orchestra since the 5th grade. Violin is my life ^~^
Yo that girl sings amazing
these kids play WAY better than I do.
Let's face it, choir is the best fine art. We all know it
lets face it, you're just saying that because you're in choir. Band and orchestra is best!
I’m in both band and orchestra I love them both equally. I play violin, saxophone and clarinet
Musical theatre anyone?
Kendall Lindsay does tech crew count?😂
Kendall Lindsay hahaha the one performing art that was left to out 😂
All 3 ensembles can preform together too, did you know that a Reed Organ can actually be used as a "Play along instrument"? It blends in super well as the expressive dynamics can match those of the voices, strings, brass, woodwinds, & percussion.
Join chorchestrand! 😂😂
"YOUR FLATTER THAN A PLATEAU"
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Join band
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!
Yes that is where the hype and energy all happen
"YOU KNOW WHAT, JONAH? ALLSTATE!" That couldn't be truer for all three groups