How could you not mention those incredibly abnoxious Noob VS Pro ads. They thoughorouly annoy me when I see them on games, oh and voodoo tricked me into downloading their games
Instagram ads: "This game cured my stress and my depression! Most relaxing game ever!" also Instagram ads: "I never knew anxiety until playing this game!"
I hate those Merge Planes ads. If you had just kept it as gameplay, it'dve been fine. But they made the intros to them those "My Mom | My Dad" things where one parent is better than the other, but the way they get the better planes is by CHANCE. They either RANDOMLY get a plane via a claw machine, RANDOMLY pick a lever to get a random plane, or RANDOMLY tap on the planes falling. _THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKILL._
The "I can't touch pink color" part is in reference to how, at the end of every Helix Jump level, the last floor turns the same colour that you weren't intended to touch, thereby ending the level and moving you on to the next one. I hope this makes sense.
I once saw an ad for a game called “amaze” you’ve probably seen it and it’s hard to explain but you know what I’m talking about. It said “I can’t reach pink color” but the colors for that level were green and blue xd
Teacher: You scored a 13 on this test, we're gonna have to put you in special ed. Me: No Teacher: What? Me: I reache- Teacher: Reached 100? Me: yeah Teacher: oh ok then you're all good fam
I also had ads like 'my mom vs. My dad' or 'noob vs. Pro' which showed a split screen of two people playing the game and one is always made to appear better by getting a time skip while the other didn't
Also 'Like' app ads :/ I once saw a 'Like' ad, where a man that looked about 20-30 asked a girl (in russian) that looked about 13-16 to succ his willy. I am truly disgusted, how are these ads even allowed?? Edit: This is a rough translation of how the conversation went: Girl: What is that? What do i do with it? (referring to the dicc) Man: Suck it Girl:What?!? Do that yourself!! Idk where it has been.. (referring to the sausage) Man:It doesn't matter where it has been, what matters is where it will take you. Don't you wanna know where kids come from? I just.. Have no hope in humanity. 😭
At about 8 minutes I got an ad that was for this drum set game and it literally just said *if you do it you’re legally skilled* and it showed someone in the game playing drums The irony
one time I got an add on Snapchat or something with a voodoo game and headline line just saying, “There s a secret that only people who watched family guy will find.”
Ya Boi I saw that exact ad countless times. God, I just wish that the mobile “gaming” community would die out already. All of its games are either shitty rip offs of popular game series, stuffed to the brim with micro-transactions, both, or just outright fucking pathetic.
another thing with those ads, is they always replace the backdrop of the game, with like a scenery image, with like a mountain or a city scape, but if you download any of the games, the backdrop is usually just a color.
Slazo is the type of person to say, "Im not mad, im just disappointed".
How could you not mention those incredibly abnoxious Noob VS Pro ads. They thoughorouly annoy me when I see them on games, oh and voodoo tricked me into downloading their games
Dilly D Or Me vs My gf and Mom vs Dad.
I agree. And the ads that have fake x buttons.
Tik tok ads are awful too
"grandson vs grandpa"
Never download stuff from ads
Level 1 crook vs level 99 dead meme
The ads for Voodoo started with “Legally Disabled” if you didn’t win the game. They got heat for that so they changed it.
Gotta give em props for having the balls to use that in the first place.
Honestly what did they expect
Right exactly. Voodoo fucked themselves on that lol
You learn something new everyday
Legally a vegetable
If you get your uncle to stop beating you, you’re legally skilled
My uncle touches me help
i am skilled
I’m illegally skilled
Um HaULT Twiggo
I'm already legally skilled then
If the video doesn’t start in 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave.
good
might as well watch here in my garage
True
Person with doodoo wifi: ight imma head out
Instagram ads: "This game cured my stress and my depression! Most relaxing game ever!"
also Instagram ads: "I never knew anxiety until playing this game!"
*YOU NEVER KNEW ANXIETY UNTILL YOU PLAYED THIS*
If you score 54 you are legally skilled
if you die, you're legally allowed to be alive
_If you get a victory royale you legally regain your virginity_
*_WHAT GAMER ARE YOu_*
Toha my girlfriend vs me
Sicko Mode [Weak]
SLAZO MODE [S T R O N K]
D R A K E O. M O D E [impossible]
_Z U C C M O D E [P O W E R F U L]_
I hate those Merge Planes ads. If you had just kept it as gameplay, it'dve been fine. But they made the intros to them those "My Mom | My Dad" things where one parent is better than the other, but the way they get the better planes is by CHANCE. They either RANDOMLY get a plane via a claw machine, RANDOMLY pick a lever to get a random plane, or RANDOMLY tap on the planes falling. _THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SKILL._
Yeah
No shit
The game isn’t even like that
@@21stsavage95 Exactly! *_SO WHY DO THEY DO THAT IN THE ADS?_*
It's Soo annoying they even show ninja and another gamet
I swear, literally every time he says "data" during the promo, I hear daughter.
Oh it was data??
Why was I willing to accept that he said daughter though??
1:55 protect you and your daughta from goblins that may be watchin you
Same
You're not *lonely* mate, i thought the same.
Same
If you reach level 99 you're legally a mafia boss.
*illegaly
Legal mafia?
Thats how Mafia legally works
Illegally a mafioso
*IT’S HARDER THAN YOU THINK*
@@snail2426 ExCuSe Me WhAt ThE fUcK
Hey I habe autism
*95% CAN’T PASS*
That’s what she said
Suicidal Loli oh no
*if you get that **_epic_** victory royale, you're legally logic*
Too bad I'm 2 legally logic grrrr
*legally biracial*
@@ZeldaHyrulian Im BiRaCiAl
He becomes legally liked
Now that’s epic
You forgot to mention the ads that put the mom or dad on top!
I saw one that had Dashie as the dad. And another one had Ninja...
Merge plane ads ree
Steve En poor Dashie lmao
They never put the dad on top. I’ve never seen that
I’ve seen it on 1 ad......
1.
If this video reaches 15k likes slazo is legally skilled
he at 11K rn mate
No, he'd be "legally logic"
Laya Rebustillo 14k
14k...
nearly
The absolute size of wreck it ralph slazo.... *do it*
*do it coward*
We need this
Yusssss
Hes like 40 pixels tall
Hate to break it to you but these ads invaded TH-cam too for mobile users.
Voodoo games are actually addictive, for like 5 minutes.
Just download 12 of them,and you get a full hours worth.
Reflex42 u mean a full hours worth of ads, the voodoo games are filled with ads
Just use airplane mode
Or play some good mobile games
MyMixtape D true
1:57 "that can protect you and your daughter" 2:33 "because it's surprisingly easy to have your daughter *_taken"_*
_LIAM NEESON TRIGGERED_
Underrated
The "I can't touch pink color" part is in reference to how, at the end of every Helix Jump level, the last floor turns the same colour that you weren't intended to touch, thereby ending the level and moving you on to the next one. I hope this makes sense.
If PewDiePie can steal from you you can steal from Danny
I saw an ad that was like
“This game will ruin your life!!!”
I don’t think that’s good marketing tactics
*this ain’t it chief*
Did it happen to show a hot or cute girl?
Nah it is cause it's like "Pfft I bet it won't" and then it proper doesn't but yanno
*If you download this virus your data will be legally taken and be made legally logic*
+ 😱😭🤯
Instagram is oppressing us gamers with these ads.
After all these comments, can you finally tell us how to properly clean your metal computer?
Piss off
@@darkinlp3300 he already made a vid.
i see your comments in almost every single youtube video i watch. where did you come from.
@@lydia-gi8gw god sent him.
"ik Danny Gonzalez already made a video of this..." *Inserts picture of Drew Gooden*
I was gonna say that lol
i didn't know whether to comment that because i didn't know if he did it on purpose
*Gordon
@@birdoven5754 Nope its gooden
That's the joke
This guy from the girlfriend app should watch the movie "her"
What is the movie about tho ? Some guy who falls in love with a imaginary gf ?
When u said data I thought u said daughter
“Protect ur daughter”
“When ur using Mac Donald’s WiFi it’s very easy to have ur daughter taken”
PUT BEARGER BACK ON THE BED
atlason the mic SLAZO YOU FRICCKKER
Last time I was this early, clean water was still a meme
Shhh... They'll remember it...
@@EteSiuleems *I like my water c l e a n, I'm an absolute Slazhoe.
Thank you for wearing that hoodie, Slazo
Very cool!
Taha632RMF kanye
Oof, its a hoodie...
@@trawlrz37
Lmao sorry I messed up
I thought it was a shirt because I wanted to leave a comment real quick-
Im legally blind
I once saw an ad for a game called “amaze” you’ve probably seen it and it’s hard to explain but you know what I’m talking about. It said “I can’t reach pink color” but the colors for that level were green and blue xd
Us: saying data
Slazo, an intelligent: darta
It's how aussies say it
@@Lcrxss_ Australia is a lie
Wiliam Banquiter what did you just say? You better take that back before we send a thousand maggies to attack you
I've reported you for nudity we cannot have these images of spongebob here
have you even *heard* of rule 34?
Wait there are rules
@@susie6311 no dont look it up in google
@@amyallen1361 non of that here
@@susie6311 do NOT look it up.
Lv.1 polluted water
Lv.100 clean water
*thats how Water Works*
Level 1000 steam
the water is turning the freaking frogs gay
That's how it works
Level 420 h2o2
Dose anyone know where to get that bear burger plushie? I tried Amazon, I can't find it anywhere...
Well i have one but i've had it for 10+ years so idk
Help a homie out and give him the link
It's called a bearger and I thinks it's from an Australian Kmart. Look in the Slazo subreddit
Draw 5
My sister has one, so I asked her
She got it from Kmart (I live in Australia)
Why can't we have an Australian Kmart in the US? I want the bearger.
As a music producer, I can verify that swiping up makes you Kanye instantly
Teacher: You scored a 13 on this test, we're gonna have to put you in special ed.
Me: No
Teacher: What?
Me: I reache-
Teacher: Reached 100?
Me: yeah
Teacher: oh ok then you're all good fam
Wha
skakdiamc idk lol
Um
~ Harvard: *N I B B A Y O U W A N T A S C H O L A R S H I P??!*
Yeet I was actually in special eud
My question is... how could someone be illegally skilled 🤔
Illegal Lego builders
That bruh moment when the illegally skilled people take your job.
FBI open up
*ssssSSSssSSHHHhhHHHH*
Florida gator tamers are illegally skilled
It could be worse. It could be like Facebook's advertisements.
Your nan
not here too
oh yes first reply
@@retkimuna Nope
Hey dad
I also had ads like 'my mom vs. My dad' or 'noob vs. Pro' which showed a split screen of two people playing the game and one is always made to appear better by getting a time skip while the other didn't
if you're slazo, you're legally the best youtuber ever
that's how mafias work
@The Gaming Assassin potatoes
Ayo its the cat toaster didnt expect to see you here
This didnt age well
@@synflwr ah. my reply didnt age very well
@@ffion7677 Thanks for not blowing up in my face like most people I guess.
MAFIA CITY
-------
IS GONE
|your legally logic|
Dead meme
F
I don’t know why I read this with the SSBB theme in my mind.
**Crab rave starts playing**
You wanna know awful ads?
TIK TOK ADS
They literally make me upset. I usually don’t rage but these make me want to throw my phone.
Can easily relate, they feel like a neural network attempting to replicate human comedy
Coin master ads
Also 'Like' app ads :/ I once saw a 'Like' ad, where a man that looked about 20-30 asked a girl (in russian) that looked about 13-16 to succ his willy. I am truly disgusted, how are these ads even allowed??
Edit: This is a rough translation of how the conversation went:
Girl: What is that? What do i do with it? (referring to the dicc)
Man: Suck it
Girl:What?!? Do that yourself!! Idk where it has been.. (referring to the sausage)
Man:It doesn't matter where it has been, what matters is where it will take you. Don't you wanna know where kids come from?
I just.. Have no hope in humanity. 😭
I've saw ads that use minecraft footage to trick kids to go on their website and download I assume are viruses or a terrible minecraft clone.
tik tok and its adverts are all cancerous tumors
*IF YOU BOUNCE 10 TIMES YOU ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO RUIN A MARRIAGE*
S m i L 3 Y yes pls
GIVE US MORE BÖRGER
Nobody:
Mobile Game Ads:
Noob vs Pro
My mom (shows some one who has obviously just started playing the game)
My dad (shows someone who just started the game)
That's the same thing?
spicy potato those ads are so retarded
My dad ( shows a vid of a hairy hand playing)
My mam (shows a vid of a hairy hand playing)
Exactly
Spicy Potato this, this feels sexist
Wen I close my eyes
I can’t see
damn i felt that 😢
Holy shit you are right, i am blind now help.
I have the ability too sleep forever i just need a noose
If you close your eyes you are legally blind
lol im not breathing help plz
Instagram ads are the extra level of bad
I seriously agree.
THANK YOUUUU for talking about this, those ads are literally so annoying
*choose your character*
backwards gun
bearger
that yellow book that keeps on appearing
shoelaces no wait flowers idk you choose
Slazo getting confused for 10 hours straight
*I despise these advertisements.*
I can relate to this on a whole other level
That guy got friendzoned by someone not even real oof
Ded
Lamb Sauce Locator hes the lamer version of jorah mormont
At about 8 minutes I got an ad that was for this drum set game and it literally just said *if you do it you’re legally skilled* and it showed someone in the game playing drums
The irony
Slaz really be out here beating the dead horse of instagram ads as much as he can
I heard daughter taken instead of data taken
Was very concerned
The True Bean of Death omg i thought i was the only one😂😂
How dare they make a horrible ad about me
you're not funny dude
no one cares
I looked over at my friends to see them playing these games and just felt depressed
Lol
same, i think my 9 y/o sister has an addiction
_help_
I hate the "my mom vs my dad" ones and they just have like popular celebrities or youtubers as the "parents" over gameplay of a shitty idle game.
one time I got an add on Snapchat or something with a voodoo game and headline line just saying, “There s a secret that only people who watched family guy will find.”
*First time not being sponsored by Vinchero*
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME MY VINCERO BACK
Chinese watches at huge mark up, wooooo
Peter Knetter is the OG when it comes to mobile ads.
TH-cam Name I see you are an intellectual too
Yes
Y e s
_y e s_
Peter knetter? More like truely epic gamer
Guys I got something not so epic I’m not legally skilled :(( this is so sad alexa play mafia city ad
Are you metteton
*PUMP LIKE THAT*
@@PieroMinayaRojas that's how mafia works
Don't forget that prison break word puzzle game where none of the gameplay in the ad actually occurs in the game.
Really original I dig this channel a lot and this is the first video I’ve ever watched
hold up... YOU GOT DELTARUNE MUSIC DURING THE AD!
Y E S
That came as a surprise
lancer gaming
L a n c e r
*uses hand as phone*
Legally skilled
ALWAYS Non-English speaking dev's trying to use words and catchphrases from English speaking countries to sell their games. NEVER WORKS.
Why are people using spongebob leave my friend alone
HeY paTRIcK stAr
*angry Patrick noises*
Idk❌
Ydk❌
*WE* dont know ✔️✔️✔️
Make papa Stalin proud.
Wdk?
5:17
Michael, you've found your long-lost twin! He's beautiful!
Before the video started, I got an ad for CarBumper.io, and the clips shown were literally just GTA V crashes.
Ya Boi
I saw that exact ad countless times. God, I just wish that the mobile “gaming” community would die out already. All of its games are either shitty rip offs of popular game series, stuffed to the brim with micro-transactions, both, or just outright fucking pathetic.
They literally copyright beamng drive videos
And everyone who was on That video That got copyrighted They Said That the game called bumper.io copied its clips
*That how Instagram work.*
Oh my god when the Toad part came on I said "What?!" in real life at the exact same time as Slazo did.
9:14
Oh god I knew it... Damien is slazo's clone that gained sentience and locked him away.
what about iFunny ads
*has flashbacks to Vietnam war*
Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all while I'm a therapy
what about iFunny itself?
iFunny is probably really bad.
No no no... The ads are easy meat, how about iFunny itself?0
Dude, I have adblock your reacting to nothing
Underrated comment lol
Best comments of 2019 contender
@@Mothlord03 2020?
I’m still getting Mafia city ads
Same xD
I’ve been imagining how a Slazo video on this topic would go, and now I finally have it!!
another thing with those ads, is they always replace the backdrop of the game, with like a scenery image, with like a mountain or a city scape, but if you download any of the games, the backdrop is usually just a color.
You’re just jealous bc you’re not legally skilled
yeah what an idiot i bet hes lvl 0 crook
*If you reach clean water you're legally skilled*
I don't have leave Africa dlc
*_instagram wants to know your location_*
Ohh but he's using ExpressVPN, Instagram won't be able to find him
Having Bearger do your ad breaks is the best marketing move I've seen yet
*Slazo & Danny are my fave when it comes to these funny review type videos*
the thing is that I get ads like this all the time on TH-cam...
Shaggy is Level 1 Power...and it’s Godlike
*-OH YEAH YEAH-*
*_s c o b g o t c u r l s_*
no just leave
?
1:44 I literally thought my phone was ringing am I stupid or smart
You Are legally logic
TheKiwiGamerFTW neither, you are legally skilled
Thank you slazo. I’ve been waiting for this
0:38 glad to see he got dannys face right everyone always gets it wrong
t-the hydration mayonnaise ad.. He needs to-
*WhEn YoU cAnT cAtCh A kRaKeN*
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
lydia pari ok
2:36
"Because it's surprisingly easy to have your daughter taken"
God damn it, Karen
;) ;) ;)
the ads I can't stand are the 'noob vs pro' ones. specifically the ones by merge plane
I feel physically sick inside whenever I see them
If you become a judge,
*_You are legally skilled_*
It's true
amazing dad
yeah this dad is a good subsitute like that sub that gives you no homework
Heyywaitaminute I think I saw you in a comment on one of Kwite’s videos, didn’t I
How do you pronounce data?
Day-ta?
Da-ta?
Nah nah nah, doda
UK - dayta
Us-da ta
1:28 the "if" was just waiting to move
I literally got an ad saying "Survive 15 seconds and you control rewind"
If you're able to leave your abusive home you're legally skilled