Uncle Joey teaches me valuable shit that I just haven't had the benefit to learn on my own. Fuckin love this man. Sometimes it's simple shit, but sometimes it's the simple shit that carries you forward.
Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is. - Jim Morrison
Absolutely obsessed with switching from podcast to podcast with these guys and when they link up it’s even better! These two are fantastic. It’s such a refresher to come back and rewatch some of these older episodes lol
@@TalkingThrones Read it again and read the comments talking about volume. They are complaining it's too loud one moment, they change the volume and then it's too quiet so they crank it up again then Joey goes loud again. I use studio headphones and never have a problem also.
Its more or so if you're listening through speakers on a car ride. Atleast for me I've noticed in my truck but when i use my headphones its pretty good
Having a 30 minute conversation with Joey would be the experience of a lifetime. Thank all of you for always making wonderful podcasts with amazing guests.
I agree with Joey about the twice a year call. I have one guy who I consider my brother since kindergarten, and if we get busy with life we still check in every 6 months if one hasn't heard from the other. Acquaintances and family that's it. Some friends become family and some family become acquaintances
Being high isn't an excuse. Lee buddy, I love you with all my heart, but you have to admit your shortcomings when it comes to audio. Either hire somebody to help remaster the audio, or take some time to learn a little bit about it. I know you have a jam packed life especially since you started comedy, but come on brother, you're killing us. I expect this level of shit when you guys were first starting, not 7 years later.
@@daryam5948 Man, I'm just trying to give constructive criticism. If I was a dumb cunt I'd just say something mean and stupid. I love the content, I love the people, I don't like the poor audio quality. But hey, I'm getting free entertainment at the end of the day so I can't bitch. It comes from a place of wanting Uncle Joey's words to live forever in the best version they can be.
If Lee started out as a low-level comic and edited this for Joey voluntarily, I would say ease off, but the Flying Jew gets paid to edit and produce the podcast, meaning he's technically a professional. Not out of bounds to expect professional work, especially since audio editing is simple for podcasts.
Man I would love to be able to just sit there and talk or just listen really to Joey I could listen to his life stories for hours and hours and it would be so awesome to hear them in person and be able to ask questions it's just something about his voice and how he is a straight forward type of real world man that's been through it all and Is now on the top it just goes to show to never give up on your dreams ever if u see this Joey Diaz just know as I'm sure you already do your the best person ever with a pure soul and you are by far my favorite podcast person to listen to and bert is actually my second
I almost choked up listening to Bert tell that story about making friends because it's so relatable. I'm trying to be more vulnerable and allow people into my life but it's hard. I also had a moment when someone said to me "we're trying to be your friend so you have to open up and let us be friends." I couldn't take that kind of pressure or accept that kind of acceptance as genuine; I always think that are being nice at best and playing me for a fool at worst. I'm so fucking broken as a human being. Maybe that's why I've never had a proper relationship always just romantic flings. I need to learn how to be a friend because I'm in danger of losing the ones I have by not being close enough to them.
@@bigbirdgaming9104 eh…. Not really. I am less of a cry baby little bitch now and I still think that people are playing me. But I’ve also learned that there ARE people in my life who I really fuck with and though we aren’t in constant contact they are dear to me. Most of those people live in other states and other countries so that’s pretty hard. And for the rest of society I’ve learned to say fuck em. Most people suck and I am fine on my own and with those aforementioned close people in my life
Bert was in Seattle the very next day playing at the Moore Theater. I got a few pix of his tour bus but sadly wasn't able to attend the show. Good story eh?
Joe we need you over here in the UK to do some shows or sumthin your a LEGEND!!! there's to many simple minded mfs over here that need your guidance😂(we love you over here Joe)
@splinkster1 can't argue with that man!!! If you have a felony/criminal record they close you down especially if your on probation n shit!!! The bastads grind ya down and have got you by the balls!!!!! Joe's a LEGEND tho am glad he's on Netflix because people need to see more of this man he's great!!!!!!!!
@@siwoods-m5n I live in Ireland 🇮🇪 Joeys hilarious he's like a middle aged fella in a pub telling funny old stories n Lee is his naïve young side kick haha 😂
splinkster1 the felony doesn’t automatically rule out Americans coming to the United Kingdom, otherwise there’d be so many entertainers that could never come here. They’re permitted or blocked on a case by case basis. But other than that yes, Joey has no desire to get a passport and travel far
PMSL 😂I know what you mean bro!!!! Joe is the guy you wanna meet on a nyt out, there's always a fella like Joe in the pub, who's been there done it all!!! and just makes you laugh all nyt😂😂
*turns up volume to hear joey talk* bert talks so then it's loud as shit *turns volume down* *joey talks, turns volume up* *they both laugh, ear gets raped* Rinse and repeat. This is how it is with every church ep. Never have this issue on JRE or other podcasts he's on .
The tricities in Washington state is Kennewick, Pasco, and Richland..... its basically central wa and seattle tacoma are in the west and spokane in the East..... and YES we awesome!!!
I live in Kansas City. The Improv has a bar right next door that has its own entrance to the club. Those mo mos couldve stayed dry if they would have just looked left while they were standing in the rain. The people here are nice but not too bright.
Have a great day whoever is reading this.
Smoking Hot lol
More like smoking NOT
@@grannykensbest2939 good bcuz smoking is BAD
@Hatter TheMad Hey! Fuck you!
Smoking Hot thanks Smokin Hot
if joey was native american he would be named shouting whispers
Mike Wells
Or Lots of Blow
Hahaha so true!
😂😂😂
he who yells quietly
"Funny, Fat, Coke Man"!
If any one is looking for the ending part of the hot girl that he went with it is at 1:21:50
You're a legend
Uncle Joey teaches me valuable shit that I just haven't had the benefit to learn on my own. Fuckin love this man. Sometimes it's simple shit, but sometimes it's the simple shit that carries you forward.
I can listen to Joey and Bert for hours man I will see them one day
Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself - and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine with them. That's what real love amounts to - letting a person be what he really is.
- Jim Morrison
First podcast I’m watching I love Joey on on JRE
Welcome
Joey is the most interesting man in the world his stories are amazing
Youve missed so much. Watch all the church and you'll catch up
@@tdotmycity truth. The honeydew with Joey telling his life are the best thing ever
There’s a lot of great eps
Going back and listening to a lot of the old church episodes is really cool. It's easy to get hooked back on these shows!
Joey “It’s 1989, I’m doing blow” Diaz
Braelin Grill yeah me too.
Lmao
Joey "It's 1985, I'm living in Boulder, I'm doing Coke, & I just robbed a 🏠 house" Diaz
those are the best !
in Bowl-dah
Great podcast, love hearing Joey and Bert talk about life and their families
Always enjoy listening to Bert. It kills me when he cracks himself up.
Great show.
Burnt: "Amy Schumer killed our hamster" Joey: "One of her movies?" Tremendous.
Time stamp?
@@MM-cj1nm rip
I love when Joey talks about his kids. It shows a way more sensitive side to him.
Absolutely obsessed with switching from podcast to podcast with these guys and when they link up it’s even better! These two are fantastic. It’s such a refresher to come back and rewatch some of these older episodes lol
Nice to see Joey is willing to have bisexuals on the podcast too.
Bert and Joey make a good team. They both really like talking about themselves all the time
" Who goes to it?" (Throws down pen)... made my morning
Bert is definitely the best gay racist Comedian ever!
Patrick Flynn i agree. He’s also fat.
Ryan McTeer lol he is a fat mess but Patrice O’Neal is my favorite fat comic .
@@warrencr86 What's sad is that you are a troll... Be less of a troll you unclever scrub.
@@dethwsh128 I'm a troll? These buffoons are calling a straight man gay for not liking his comedy. You're a moron
Oh, no. The joke is the diffamation of Bert. His friends do it as well.
“Back when Bret farve was throwing touchdowns”
Love THe Mad Joey Favour Coco Diaz!!!!!! keep that giggle up Lee
Bert Kreischer i can't wait very cool idea
2021 and I'm still watching the church.
Much love and cheers from a UK weed smoking TH-cam creator. Currently watching this while splitting logs on an electric log splitter all day
When someone says they're splitting logs I automatically think they're taking a huge shit
I saw him live 9 days after this was published, GREAT show!
Like a Docta . My man Joey Diaz. Hope to see him in Florida soon !
Shout out to Tri Cities WA, straight south from Spokane. Pasco Richland and Kennewick
'He came out and covered his eyes' LOL Joey is a genius!!
Bert always making good appearances
Joey seems like such a good, authentic dude and he’s hilarious. I wish him the very best.
feetch8
Minus his background and you're spot on.
I listen on headphones and have never ever had a problem w the volume. I see so many comments about the volume issue. Idk
No shit... The speaker is actually sitting inside your ear..
@@TalkingThrones Read it again and read the comments talking about volume. They are complaining it's too loud one moment, they change the volume and then it's too quiet so they crank it up again then Joey goes loud again. I use studio headphones and never have a problem also.
J.D nigga love to bitch
Its more or so if you're listening through speakers on a car ride. Atleast for me I've noticed in my truck but when i use my headphones its pretty good
Always enjoy Bert and Joey conversations!
Lee "minimum effort" Syatt
Sometimes all you need is minimal effort... The bedroom however is not one of those times. -(I forgot the comedian)
He thinks he's there to listen
I ain’t even know he was there today.. he didnt even chime in with any kinda comments till about 55 minutes in
its hard to control its either the volume changes for 3 hours or joey needs to speak up when he uses his set up.
Lee is higher than giraffe pussy trying to adjust the audio levels in sync with joeys mouthbreathing thats no small task
Best crowd work ever: Andrew Dice Clay - The Day The Laughter Died.
Lee Syatt a.k.a. Jewish lightning
Jewish Lightning = when your place of buisness magically catches on fire and you get an insurance check lol
a.k.a. the yid heart throb
He's fast as fuck after a few death stars.
Jewish gold chain=neck brace had me crying 😭
When he has video from his house and the Israeli flag in the background it’s a cringefest
But how happy does Joey look in the thumbnail, made my day :)
Thanks for the vid Joey.
Bert ''I've never owned an Asian car" kreisher
I heard something about a burnt chrysler
@@rflanaganagan8489 🤣🤣👏
Ive been looking for trussell on the church's podcast all last week.. Crazy..
Hello from sunny scotland !! whats happening Uncle Joey!!! sending u mad love !! keep doing that shit we love
Love you guys. Keep up the amazing work uncle Joey and Lee
I live in Wisconsin listening to Joey talk about Green Bay is tremendous. Hilarious!
Having a 30 minute conversation with Joey would be the experience of a lifetime. Thank all of you for always making wonderful podcasts with amazing guests.
I agree with Joey about the twice a year call. I have one guy who I consider my brother since kindergarten, and if we get busy with life we still check in every 6 months if one hasn't heard from the other. Acquaintances and family that's it. Some friends become family and some family become acquaintances
Being high isn't an excuse. Lee buddy, I love you with all my heart, but you have to admit your shortcomings when it comes to audio. Either hire somebody to help remaster the audio, or take some time to learn a little bit about it. I know you have a jam packed life especially since you started comedy, but come on brother, you're killing us. I expect this level of shit when you guys were first starting, not 7 years later.
Why you acting like a bitch Roscle
@@daryam5948 Man, I'm just trying to give constructive criticism. If I was a dumb cunt I'd just say something mean and stupid. I love the content, I love the people, I don't like the poor audio quality. But hey, I'm getting free entertainment at the end of the day so I can't bitch. It comes from a place of wanting Uncle Joey's words to live forever in the best version they can be.
@@RoscleHilltopple What kind of speakers are you using?
If Lee started out as a low-level comic and edited this for Joey voluntarily, I would say ease off, but the Flying Jew gets paid to edit and produce the podcast, meaning he's technically a professional. Not out of bounds to expect professional work, especially since audio editing is simple for podcasts.
you cant bitch, and yet you did....
Love the Green Bay talk. Segura was here on his last tour.
Man I would love to be able to just sit there and talk or just listen really to Joey I could listen to his life stories for hours and hours and it would be so awesome to hear them in person and be able to ask questions it's just something about his voice and how he is a straight forward type of real world man that's been through it all and Is now on the top it just goes to show to never give up on your dreams ever if u see this Joey Diaz just know as I'm sure you already do your the best person ever with a pure soul and you are by far my favorite podcast person to listen to and bert is actually my second
Shout out to the Tabernacle! See you there Bert and you better believe I will be there for Uncle Joey
Franky bag of donut winters. Love it brings back super bowl memories.
Last 20 min was a good listen..
1:30:18 “this guy came out and covered his eyes, he hasn’t seen sunlight in weeks, Lee’s Jewish” lmao legendary
Bert is such a genuine guy. He doesn’t have a passive aggressive bone in his body.
Seeing Bert in Milwaukee for the 2nd show. Church family in the house
Joey I hope you do play the garden someday. I would be great to see that
I almost choked up listening to Bert tell that story about making friends because it's so relatable. I'm trying to be more vulnerable and allow people into my life but it's hard. I also had a moment when someone said to me "we're trying to be your friend so you have to open up and let us be friends." I couldn't take that kind of pressure or accept that kind of acceptance as genuine; I always think that are being nice at best and playing me for a fool at worst. I'm so fucking broken as a human being. Maybe that's why I've never had a proper relationship always just romantic flings. I need to learn how to be a friend because I'm in danger of losing the ones I have by not being close enough to them.
Hey bro can relate to you. You get out that slump? If so any tips?
@@bigbirdgaming9104 eh…. Not really. I am less of a cry baby little bitch now and I still think that people are playing me. But I’ve also learned that there ARE people in my life who I really fuck with and though we aren’t in constant contact they are dear to me. Most of those people live in other states and other countries so that’s pretty hard. And for the rest of society I’ve learned to say fuck em. Most people suck and I am fine on my own and with those aforementioned close people in my life
Anyone else watching this in 2022??
amy shummer killed our hamster best line ever LOL ... much love from hamilton ontario canada
Bert’s headphone cord looks like it’s struggling to hang on
Wow someone found joeys volume control! TREMENDOUS!
Wow...i spoke too soon...i record music on my phone and it's mixed better than this.
Joey coming to the tabernacle 🙌🏽
Wow! This episode was a good one! That conversation about friendship and Hollywood at the end was some very deep shit! Joey and Bert are real dudes!
Love the Spokane shout out I'd love to see you guys
Joey "Castro is my real father" Diaz
Beeeert always makes me smile!
Come to Vermont we would love to have you!
They ain't skintags that's her price list in braille 🤣🤣🤣
Bert was in Seattle the very next day playing at the Moore Theater. I got a few pix of his tour bus but sadly wasn't able to attend the show. Good story eh?
So excited to see you perform in Ottawa, Burt!!
Hey, Joey. Man, when are you hitting up Canada's capital? We be waiting.
He's a felon, cocksuckas wont let him in lol
Green bay loves you Joey, stay blessed fam 💯
I fkn love when they talk stories about the road..these guys see so much shit..man it seems cool!
wonder how berts raffle ticket thing went? did it happen?@51:36
He came out and covered his eyes 😂😂😂🤣
gotta love a joey diaz podcast
Guadalajara Square killed me
Fuccin love Joey, dood tells five stories while trying to tell just one
That's what being high does to ya 😅 I can't keep a story on track for the life of me
Joe we need you over here in the UK to do some shows or sumthin your a LEGEND!!! there's to many simple minded mfs over here that need your guidance😂(we love you over here Joe)
@splinkster1 can't argue with that man!!! If you have a felony/criminal record they close you down especially if your on probation n shit!!! The bastads grind ya down and have got you by the balls!!!!! Joe's a LEGEND tho am glad he's on Netflix because people need to see more of this man he's great!!!!!!!!
@@siwoods-m5n I live in Ireland 🇮🇪 Joeys hilarious he's like a middle aged fella in a pub telling funny old stories n Lee is his naïve young side kick haha 😂
splinkster1 the felony doesn’t automatically rule out Americans coming to the United Kingdom, otherwise there’d be so many entertainers that could never come here. They’re permitted or blocked on a case by case basis. But other than that yes, Joey has no desire to get a passport and travel far
PMSL 😂I know what you mean bro!!!! Joe is the guy you wanna meet on a nyt out, there's always a fella like Joe in the pub, who's been there done it all!!! and just makes you laugh all nyt😂😂
That's sad man the world needs a guy like Joe he makes people laugh (that's a gift)
Bert is so respectful here and then Joey comes to his podcast and starts off by lifting his legg and letting his balloon knot air out.
Please make that tour happen
Joey is the funniest person on the planet.
And on this planet Father Time ain't fucking around.
Fuck man, this is why these podcasts with joe are so good to listen to. The man keeps it real no matter the guest
Ultimate dream! To be on the road opening for Bert or Joey. I’d cream my jeans for sure
You gotta do better speaking into the mic joey. On a consistant basis.
And the whispering?! Fuck!
@Mystery Bag Everyone else's Mic is fine, Lee is doing a good job, Joey's is off because of how he speaks not because of Lee's engineering.
Everytime he whispers it’s like my ear is cracking..
*turns up volume to hear joey talk*
bert talks so then it's loud as shit
*turns volume down*
*joey talks, turns volume up*
*they both laugh, ear gets raped*
Rinse and repeat. This is how it is with every church ep. Never have this issue on JRE or other podcasts he's on .
@@shawndiggs8304 these niggaz
You both need to come to Vermont!
You want them then YOU book them
Please uncle Joey come to billings or bozeman I live right in between them both in livingston. I'd legit drive every day to do open mics at your club.
PodcastVille should be Uncle Joeys app for comedianss!!
Get a longer cord for the guest headset - that just looks annoying and cumbersome. Great podcast, love the chemistry between Bert and Joey.
Yo joey we got the same birthday and my name's Joey as well! Love ur shit man
The tricities in Washington state is Kennewick, Pasco, and Richland..... its basically central wa and seattle tacoma are in the west and spokane in the East..... and YES we awesome!!!
1:51:03 ..."One of her movies?" oh my god Joey, fucking great
joey should do the advertisements like this
I listen to the church on my phones speakers, and have never had a problem with joeys sound being to soft
Phenomenal podcast!!
I love how joey talked about bozeman
How many times did he mention 1985 and the longest yard???
uncle Joey please come to Vermont even thou we are just a bunch of "Famars"
Lol I live in green bay Wisconsin and I obviously know about good comedy if im watching this :)
add DYNAMIC RANGE COMPRESSION to get Joey's volume in control.
I live in Kansas City. The Improv has a bar right next door that has its own entrance to the club. Those mo mos couldve stayed dry if they would have just looked left while they were standing in the rain. The people here are nice but not too bright.
I just gotta comment the fact Joey said the president is covering his eyes Jewish money never seen sun light😂😂 golden joke
Boulder Colorado was a playground for Joey Diaz
Berts raffle idea is gold!
Bert you got to do the weidner center in Green Bay or the performing arts center in Appleton