I just listened to this a couple of hours ago on my ipod. If I would have known that you were going to put Uncle Joey up in technocolor like a soldia, I would have waited around for the talking picture.
Wow - paper routes - started mine with 19 customers. gave it up 3 years later with 92. Bert, you are correct about the valuable life lessons learned. Customer service, sales, bookkeeping and collections. Mom assisted me the bookkeeping & collecting while dad taught me service and sales.
thank you man thank you! 2 honest humble sincere men talking about life and not one mention of their red expensive cars or their work ethics or their BS life! thanks!
Do you ever notice how comfortable Bert looks during his podcast and how uncomfortable his guests tend to look? Joey needs a la-z-boy. Haha! Hilarious interview!
Joey Diaz, in my mind is the story of a true American. An immigrant who come from the bottom to the top. I have SO MUCH Respect for this man. Much love to the main man Coco, Bert is okay too lol Jk love you to Bert. Party on Machine, you are a god to the godless, Cocksucka.
***** its insane that he always talks about shrooms, acid, coke, heroine, angel dust, edibles, Quaaludes and smoking weed and still remembers! If I had Joeys memory, my wife wouldn't be so pissed at me all the time haha!
at first I thought some of his stories were lies, but when he brought out some of his childhood friends and when I read news articles about things he said happened I started realising that Joey wasn't full of shit. If you ever met Joey and you made an impression on him he'd probably remember you.
10 cents a lawn come on im 51 and i was getting between 3 to 5 bucks a lawn in a small town in nova scotia as a kid .. much love from hamilton ontario canada
When I was in sixth and seventh grade my dad had a paper route because where I live you need a car because the area is so spread out and I would leave with him at 2:30 in the morning and I would get done at about 6:30 or so and then go home eat breakfast and go to school but do that about 3 or 4 days a week definitely help me build character
long live joey diaz. i wish uncle joey would take care of his health more and lose some weight we love him abd we want h to stay around for a long time ❤️💯💪🏼
Awesome podcast sir. I feel like Joey dosed you. You seem to be more contemplative this cast. Also, loved the newest vlog and the last cast with Doug Benson. keep it up man. I think you're mancave keeps me coming back haha
paper route... collecting it was $4.75 a month. Some cheap phucks would give you a $5 and stand there while I would dig through my money bag for their .25 change. Others would give you the .25, and I would be like, oh gee... THANKS.
joey is the worlds greatest storyteller!
Lytsout193 him and Charlie Murphey, RIP
Absolutely
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Love u bert
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I like this A LOT!! Thanks from Norway
Finally realized the huge bag of Stars of Death sitting on the table. F'kin Love it. Like a Doc'tah!
2 of the best ! Love watching your show Bert !
You were killing joey inside with your bare feet out like that hah
+Foster McFoster First the socks (Jim Jeffries Podcast) now the feet - is this a new thing? LOL
lookin like half a fruitcake, fuckin momo
that shit bothers me too dog.
oh hell yes! I cant stand that shit! no one wants to see yer damn feet!
I was just thinking that lol especially when he grabs his gross toes
This is crazy I've never seen Bert listen this much, like he's an amazing at interviewing in this cast
Bert I can't with you playin with toes. Put some shoes on brah
word...
Put a shirt on
You won’t like most of the south then. I haven’t wore shoes in 30 years!
You're one of my favorites Bert! You AND Joey = awesomeness!
I just listened to this a couple of hours ago on my ipod. If I would have known that you were going to put Uncle Joey up in technocolor like a soldia, I would have waited around for the talking picture.
Gekokujo76 wanna watch me again?
Wow - paper routes - started mine with 19 customers. gave it up 3 years later with 92. Bert, you are correct about the valuable life lessons learned. Customer service, sales, bookkeeping and collections. Mom assisted me the bookkeeping & collecting while dad taught me service and sales.
thank you man thank you! 2 honest humble sincere men talking about life and not one mention of their red expensive cars or their work ethics or their BS life! thanks!
These Two Are A Good Combo
Do you ever notice how comfortable Bert looks during his podcast and how uncomfortable his guests tend to look? Joey needs a la-z-boy. Haha! Hilarious interview!
Bertstyle: pajama bottoms, sweatshirt, fedora hat with feather. Classic homebody! Love it!
Good Googly Moogly!
Look at lady Godiva, some sweet with his pj's on drinking a glass of wine.
Joey Rocks always
-Skip to 1:10:27
-Let the video play out
-Press replay
-Ads will be gone
I'm with Joey on the Star Wars shit !!
Uncle Joey!!!! Speaking the truth! Bert, I am so glad I found your show, I love it!!!
True fans come back to this
Joey killing it from the beginning 3:38
10 Susquehanna opinion's about this video.
"I don't like space.." Joey is the best.. =)
I swear whenever I hear the stories anout Joey's youth it plays like some alternative Wonder Years type tv show in my mind lol
i feel you bro me too !!
his stories are the best
Uncle Joey!!!!
Dude, you are killing it! Control your content, do the work, reap the benefits! Creating content is where it's at!
Hell yeah! I've been waiting for you to make the podcasts video
Best podcast! Love Joey and bert. I feel the love
"I had to tell my ma, "Ma, clean your fuckin nose, guy!" - Joey Diaz
this for my birthday
Love BERT...and Joey, too!
That fucking hat Bert jesus hahahah
Bert, livestreaming your conversations will bring your podcast to another level. you probably know this already.
Open the Light AUA letters make words and words make sentences, but I'm sure you know that.
Two of the Greats....
My productivity/attention to detail is now dropping to near zero...
Good thing I'm not making dynamite...
love the subtle duracell promotion
Joey Diaz, in my mind is the story of a true American. An immigrant who come from the bottom to the top. I have SO MUCH Respect for this man. Much love to the main man Coco, Bert is okay too lol Jk love you to Bert. Party on Machine, you are a god to the godless, Cocksucka.
joey must be a sound engineer's nightmare , always up and down with the volume. from hard to hear ,then BOOM there he is. love him but damn :)
Joey giving out stars of death Ike my school teacher used to do when I was good in class lol
FINALLY dont get why the video takes weeks to upload but thanks!
joeys got the best memory in the world
where is the tom segura vlog ? cant find it ...
greatt episodeee
When Joey is on about crystal THC is he actually on about PCP?
Yes
I’ve been wondering that myself for years lol
btw, how the fuq does Joey remember all that detail? I'm in my mid 30's and cant remember shit! haha
***** its insane that he always talks about shrooms, acid, coke, heroine, angel dust, edibles, Quaaludes and smoking weed and still remembers!
If I had Joeys memory, my wife wouldn't be so pissed at me all the time haha!
When you get clean all your past memories flood back.
I'm the same way. But I have a friend who has a memory like Joey. Like and elephant. He can remember stuff 20 yrs ago to the month and year.
+Stephen Gerardo I am same....have a memory for those things(life).But for me its fucked,I dont like it.Past hunts you like a savage!
at first I thought some of his stories were lies, but when he brought out some of his childhood friends and when I read news articles about things he said happened I started realising that Joey wasn't full of shit. If you ever met Joey and you made an impression on him he'd probably remember you.
The Machine!!!
10 cents a lawn come on im 51 and i was getting between 3 to 5 bucks a lawn in a small town in nova scotia as a kid .. much love from hamilton ontario canada
Watched toms Netflix show, so funny!!! Can't wait to see u again live!
best guest
LIKE A DOCTAH
When I was in sixth and seventh grade my dad had a paper route because where I live you need a car because the area is so spread out and I would leave with him at 2:30 in the morning and I would get done at about 6:30 or so and then go home eat breakfast and go to school but do that about 3 or 4 days a week definitely help me build character
"do you know whos going to suffer the most when joey diaz dies?....REDBAN"
haha i lost it
No more commercials
That David Spade book. Joey would have wiped his ass with it if you weren't looking.
Oh man! I did all that. Seen it already it's was great. Tom so funny.
"thats a complete different bag of worms right there."
hey burnt fleshlight put some socks on
Time flies
Joey Diaz should do his own "Stand By Me" Movie... Lol
TURN THE VOLUME UP BERT
soooo good!
The books are staring at us. It's freaking me out.
A dime an hour to cut grass..bro..you aren’t that old hahah
yo i love the longest yard
Yes finally this is going to be Epic...
thanks bert
long live joey diaz.
i wish uncle joey would take care of his health more and lose some weight we love him abd we want h to stay around for a long time ❤️💯💪🏼
more please
i feel the newspapers and cutting grass i was doing it as a kid in '97 and my buddies son wouldnt cut the giys grass down the street for $20 everytime
hell yea
I miss Freshly Baked Video Games
awesomeee
Watched Tom Segura's special it's absolutely incredible.
Bert better quit dropping names before someone gets in trouble
Walmart sells suits?
when i wanna get off
i find the vids of bert floppin his big hot jugs out:
good stuff.
Bert I'm gagging watching you pick those nasty toes
Joey talks so quietly until he starts screaming. Can't listen in the shower Joey come on man.
No Joey! Why the E-Cig? Oh well, no matter what, Joey is the man
its a vape pen for weed
Bert your great. Watching Joey d I found you a.now I got two momo's to watch
59:40
Podcast starts at 2:30 dont know what tf hes talking about before that
Ford didn't start selling/making his cars until 45. /or 55? One of the other. Impressive either way.
What ford are you talking about? Ford motor company sold their first car in 1903
Who's me
47:30
How dare you interrupt madflavour's Intro to plug something!!!!
Find Bert crying on Opie. Holy. Shit guys. The time travelers wife.
Oh shit!
Third time listened.. guilty love coco love machine
"but Bert?"
Should make a film about Joey mother f**king Diaz!!
💜
are we being best friends right now?
Awesome podcast sir. I feel like Joey dosed you. You seem to be more contemplative this cast. Also, loved the newest vlog and the last cast with Doug Benson. keep it up man. I think you're mancave keeps me coming back haha
Get that treadmill the hell outta there
CAN'T HEAR SHIT. TURN IT UP
woe , Buns and Moms kid is named after the Machine ? for reals ?
paper route... collecting it was $4.75 a month. Some cheap phucks would give you a $5 and stand there while I would dig through my money bag for their .25 change. Others would give you the .25, and I would be like, oh gee... THANKS.
"I don't like ro-BOTS"
bare feet with that fedora